Not Skinny But Not Fat - New Beau Who Dis W/ Former Thot Hannah Berner

Episode Date: October 13, 2020

My fave thot and Summer House’s Hannah Berner joins me for the third time on NSBNF to dish about the new mans in her life! We also discuss filming Summer House (can’t wait for next season!), her gig on Bravo’s new show “Bravo's Chat Room,” her standup, quarantining with her parents and the accidental story she posted on Instagram. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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You fucking bitch. No, listen, you guys, Hannah Werner is on. Is this the third time? I think so. I want to be on more. I want to be on every week. I love you so much. And it does it turn you on that I,

I sound like a man right now. You literally don't. You sound... Babe, I'm literally sick and you just are so in your own world that you can't even tell. I just like don't care. I just don't care. I really don't care. And like, stop making this about you.

It's my interview. So why am I not hearing that man voice ask me questions about myself? Literally, I'm sick. I'm like coughing in her face. I'm like breastfeeding my baby. She's like, you had a baby. No, just kidding. She knows I had a baby.

She forgot his name, which will remember. Cannot. But I also. so new that to talk to you as per how I want to, I needed to get you on the pot again for the third time. Hell yeah. Let's dig deep. And you've been, I think when you were on the podcast the first time, you were like, you were just on Summer House. It was, I was new on Summer House. You were so new. This girl Elizabeth messaged us and said, you guys would get along. And then I went to your apartment and we were like, we found out we went to the same high school and we just talked for hours.

Oh my God. Do you remember the good days when you can like have a stranger walk into your house, hug you like shit in your bathroom, whatever you did in there? I definitely did shit in your bathroom. You told me. Noah wasn't even a. Oh God. Noah wasn't even a sparkle in your eye at that point. I was like kids. Like I was like literally. Then I remember you. I feel like I was one of the earlier people. I think the third time I came over that you were like, hey, I'm pregnant. And I'm like 28. I did tell you. That's true. I'm still. I'm still. I'm still. I'm. still at that age where, like, when someone says they're pregnant. I think I told, like, no, actually, you guys, wait one second. I think I told Hannah, like, legit, like, one of the first people. Yeah. Yeah. Because you came over. First of all, no, I want to say this. First of all, I know you're not a big drinker.

And I think other times we podcasts that are talked about it, like, you're not a big drinker. I know that. She's faking it on Summer House, you guys. She's not actually doing things. I drink if I get paid. So, and then this time, she's like, should I pick up wine? Like, are we? I'm like, this time you're going to like

be knowing about it. I felt like I had to tell you. Oh, that's why. No, every now and then I get in a mood and I'm like, let's get crazy. Let's get some wasting. But it's funny because I'm still at the age where I'm like, I have one friend who like purposely tried to get pregnant. So when you told me like, I didn't really know how to respond. And then I was just like, oh my God, we're adults.

We're adults. When you said I'm 28, did you say it as if you're like young age? F? Kind of. Oh. I'm also 29. I got my age wrong. You're 29.

But my boy toy is 44, so. Oh, my God. Which I found out through like my followers, by the way. What are they? No, they like sent me. They're like, is this Hannah's boyfriend? Like he looks like a grown-up Kyle. Are you getting that?

I am. I like people are giving like an older James Marsden, but James Marsden is actually the same age as him, so he gets annoyed. But I do see James Marsden. I think maybe the hair is Kylie, but I don't see it. Wait. First of all, are you that girl now that it's been five minutes and you already mentioned your boyfriend? Oh my God, I am. No, like I literally am so annoying. I want to punch myself in the face. I'm like disgusting. Like, we're so annoying. We are the worst. Oh, my God. Wait, tell me everything. So Des Bishop. Yes. Okay. Girl did her research. Excuse me. Is he Irish? I don't know. He's Irish.

Okay. Does he have immature gray hair? Honestly, so do I, but it's more acceptable for him. So I actually saw him at the comedy cellar like five years ago. And I was like in marketing at that time. Like, you know when occasionally your work is like, hey, let's go to a comedy club together. And you're like, oh, I don't want to hang out with my coworkers. But you go. And he went up. And he was so like swaggy and confident cute and he's and when he was talking about how he lives in Ireland so I was like

well that guy's so hot but he lived in Ireland Does he have an accent? He well he's from Queens So he's just he's a New Yorker like I am And I always felt like deep down I'd end up with a New Yorker But he lived in Ireland since he was 14 So he's all these random like You said end up

You said end up I know I'm like literally crazy right now This is either like a weird quarantine Like just love spiral line It's, I mean, don't, I mean, you guys, don't be, you know, no pressure, whatever. But, I mean, we talk, I remember the first time you came on, Luke wasn't even in the picture. There was nothing going on. And I asked you, like, in general, like, are, would you settle down right now?

And you were like, yeah. I've always deep down. Even though you put out this thing like you're like a hoe. I need deep down. You're not a thought. You're like a at home with your cats, like, and your boyfriend person. Oh my God. so monogamous and deep down

like I just want a like happy family but in the meantime your girl was doing thought squats I was kind of like if I was single I wanted to just be empowering and being like fuck that dude fuck that dude not necessarily have sex but I mean like if they disrespect you fuck them

anyway my mom was like okay you have to stop with this like character you started and like now that you like someone you can't be a fuck girl and I was like I didn't know that there was such a thing But it's also Like I just went on Call Her Daddy

Which is like the ultimate fuck girl Bible And I was basically just like I'm in love And it feels weird And let's talk about it Because even fuck girls fall in love Yeah So that's moral the story

I'm gonna ask if you're allowed to go on Caller Daddy if you're like Have a boyfriend Well it's like you have more in-depth stuff to talk about Like it is a lot about sex and relationships So now it's just about like just fucking one guy But I was I never like the like random hookups, I really just want to fuck guys who I feel like love me and are obsessed

with me or at least like me a little bit. So that's always been my preferred way to have a penis inside me. Wait, so you saw him at the comedy salary. Oh, yeah. Then nothing. And then I think he randomly followed me within this year. And I was like, oh, that's that hot Irish comic. And I followed him back. And then I went out to lunch with Luanne and Shelter Island. Remember, the stories. And she was epic. She is everything and more. And I had been... Really? I don't mind talking about it here. But yeah, tell me. Tell me what do you mean by epic. As in she just is like, she's a presence. Like, she is... She's Luan. She's Luan. She's the same on and off camera. She's the same. She really, like, she was asking to like, we were at this restaurant, out of a restaurant. They had

like a little area for music and she's like, oh, thing, if you guys want me to. Like, she's always just that person. You guys, she is that person. I'm going to say it here. I don't care. And I'm going to tell you as if we're gossiping behind the scenes like we do.

When I had Luan on the podcast, like she was great. She was, first of all, she looks amazing. Like her body's amazing. Her face is amazing. Insane. She was really huge.

And she doesn't look fake at all. No, no, no. She was like without makeup in her like upstate home. No, I think in the Hamptons. At 45 minutes of the podcast, she's like, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.

I got sweet. And she's like, when are we going to talk about like my skincare and my cabaret and my things? And I'm like, um, now, uh, like in my, you know, thousands of years podcasting, it never happened to me. Like, people know, like, you'll get to shout your shit out at the end, you know, like, you'll, and I was just like now. And then she switched and it was like, well, my cabaret is this. And like, I, you know, and I was just shocked because I was like, she's Luann. Like, it's not for jokes. I mean, you're in reality TV.

Well, it's so funny. I started and I have her on and I'm feeling nervous and I feel like she doesn't have time for me. Oh, you had her on in your podcast. I had her on mine too. We should compare her notes. And I had met her already and she was very funny, just great one-liners. And I have her on and I panic and realize I don't know how to pronounce her last name. And I say Luanne de Lesseps.

And she goes, honey, that's not how you pronounce. my name. And I'm like, I, you know, when you realize you fucked up the interview before it started, I'm like, she hates, she hates me. She hates me. And she's like, it's de la Ceps. And I'm like, I'm a fucking idiot. I'm so sorry, Luann. And then like, you know how the whole time in the back of your mind, you're like, I, uh, she hates me. So, but I edited it out because I was so so I edited that part out too because I think you could see like, like I don't blush usually. And I was like blushing because it was like, first of all, it's, I was talking to her about, like, things that happen on the show.

And she's like, we're talking about, like, Ramona's birthday party. Like, what about my new song? And I was like, is this real life? Is this why Bethany freaked out? Like, no, so it's crazy because you're on a Bravo reality show. And it's real. Like, as much as there are scenes and there's, you know, a lot of shit. Yeah.

These reality shows are real. And Luan is Luan for good and for bad, you know? Yeah, I mean, you could try to. fake and look a type of way on TV, but it eventually gets exhausting and eventually you just like have to be yourself or you're going to be put in enough situations where you're going to, you can't fake it. You just can't. But some people like are so delusional that they make good TV. You're just crazy. Or some people are like so real and so authentically themselves. They make good TV. That's me analyzing. I feel like you have examples in your head that you're not saying.

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Okay, but I want to know about the, the desks. It's such a cool name. Desmond is his name. Oh, it's Desmond. Desmond, but they call him Des. So Shelter Island, Luann. Oh, yes. I'm Shelter Island, Luan.

And he sees that I'm out east because I was just posting in my house. Mind you, I haven't had sex since December, and it was July. If I knew the world was going to come to a stop, I would have had a dick a appointment earlier, but instead it was like six months. And he DMs me. And he's very straightforward. He's like, are you out east? And I was like, yes. Wait, first DM? Yep, first one. But apparently I was in his algorithm. So he'd been like watching me do stupid shit all quarantine. Is that like a thing influencers are saying now in his algorithm? I think he said that to me. But it was like like, like he wasn't coming up. You know like the people who just like some people you don't even like know, but they're always in your like feed.

But he was following you. He was following me. And I was in his feed. He wasn't in mine. I followed a shit ton of people, too. But if I didn't scare him off with all my stupid TikToks during quarantine, then that was a win. You did kind of stop with that. I stopped because I was busy for a couple months in the summer.

And then now I'm tired, bitch. Wait, was December the last sex Luke? Or did that never come to fruition? Oh, you're going to have to wait and see the Luke stuff. But no, I had sex in December with a comic. who lived with his parents. Yeah. You guys, I'm living a glamorous life. Well, now it's, it's, I've definitely upgraded. Now you are. I was like, he doesn't even have a job. So he messaged me. He goes, are you out east? I said yes. He goes, do you want to get coffee inside Harbor? Wait, does

out east mean like in the Hampton? Yeah. Oh my God. I'm like all this lingo that I don't know. Honey, don't worry. I got you. Because, you know, the city, but you don't say out west. You just say out east. There's a city and then out east is like... Out east is the Hampton. Yes. And that means you like, no. You're not like there for one weekend. You like vacation.

It's basically asking are you in the city or are you in the Hamptons? Are you at east? Okay. And Montauk's the end. And I said yes, here's my digits. And it was very straightforward. You said yes, here's my digits? Yeah.

Because I really like knew how he performed. And in my head, I was a little COVID paranoid, but I was like, even if the date isn't good, he's going to be interesting because he's like another New York City comic and he's going to be funny regardless. Wait, so it was during the day? Yeah, because he doesn't drink. I know. Why? Was he an alky? He partied a lot when he was young in New York City and then his parents sent him off to boarding school to Ireland, which is funny because it's like, oh, if you drink a lot, Ireland's not the best place to be sent. Yeah, that is funny. And then at 19, he was like, like I can't drink anymore because like I think like in his family history, it's like he didn't

want to become an alcoholic. So, okay. So he's been sober since 19. Now he's 44. So, well, before we got coffee, I'm getting ready for like the first date I've ever, I've had in like six months. Do you know he's 44? Yes. You Googled? I believe so. Yeah. And he's like, I knew it. But like part of me was like into it. Also, he was tall, so I didn't really care. You could... Oh, he's tall? He's 6'3. I'm not...

Oh, you can't tell in photos that he's... He's so funny. He says he presents short. Like, every time people meet him, he goes, I present short on Instagram, but I'm actually quite tall. He does present shorter than 6'3. I know, but in person, I was like, I won't climb you like a tree. But before this date, I'm, like, getting ready.

And suddenly, like, this wave of anxiety comes over me because my dad is like, this is such white people problems, but he's like, I have a tea time at one o'clock. And I go, dad, my date is at 1.30. You can't, like, you have to drop me off at 1.30 because I don't drive. And he's like, I have a tea time. And I'm like, your dad was dropping you off. He's dropped me off at the ferry, at the ferry to go across. And I'm like, dad, I literally, I'm so alone right now. I haven't even been touched by someone. And you are now prioritizing your golf game. And he's like, I've, I've been planning with the guys, all the guys are going to get mad at me. I start freaking out. And I'm just like, fuck you.

Fuck this. This is fucked up. Like, I started, I never fight like that with my parents in terms of the cursing. This is like so funny. I literally was like, Dad, I fucking hate you. You've made comments that I'm single and why am I single? Maybe now I'm fucking single because you book a fucking tea time the one time I get a date. So I'm in the car and they make me get there like so early. So they make the tea time. So I'm like waiting for 20 minutes.

No, I can't. I accidentally like, I panicked and like wore jia. You guys, this is so much effort. She fought with her dad. She got driven to the ferry. She took a ferry. I'm just like imagining you. I crossed the body of water for this man.

You cross the body. I mean, damn. Also, I panicked and decided to do like a cute little crop top and jeans. And then I get there and it's literally 90 degrees. And I'm starting to get that like jean sweat in my crotch that you can't just like air out. It's like making a crotch like die. Anyway, so I'm fucking pissed. So then he rolls.

up, and a little convertible and I was like, hi. And I get in and I'm literally like, this can be the worst aid ever. Oh, you just got in like a hoe? Hell yes. Wait. What do you do? Sit in the back? Wait, wait, he picked you up from the ferry? Yeah.

I can't deal with this. It's so romantic. But you know, when you're like angry and you can't just snap off angry mode, so I'm pissed and I just look at him and I immediately feel kind of comfortable with him. I'm just like, my fucking dad is so annoying. Like, I haven't gotten a date in forever. And he's like,

this tea time, whatever, and I'm venting about it. And he looks at me and he goes, at least your parents are still alive. And I'm like, did this dude just make a dead parent joke like 10 minutes into the date? And I immediately am like, oh my God, he has a sick sense of humor like me. And I was just like, he made me laugh so hard. And I was like, I'm so, so sorry. And he's like, no, so good. It's actually like kind of better, you know? Like, you don't have to meet him. It's, We don't have to do that whole thing. So then we just hung out for like four hours. I was too COVID paranoid to kiss him.

Then we hung out again and we had sex. And then the rest is history. Wait, when was this? July. This is July. July, August, August, September, September, October. Okay, we're three months. Yeah.

Look at you. You're so cute. We're in like this, we're so annoying. And, like, I called him schnuckums the other day. Like, that's the level of annoyance we're at. So how do we feel about the age difference, though? How do you feel about the age difference? I don't care.

I personally feel that... Oh, except I'm going to look really bad right now. Hold on. Let me think about my image. Because all I do is make fun of, like, Addison Ray and Courtney. Okay. Friendship is so different. Because guys are so, like, immature.

Yeah. So it's like a 44. year old guy is like a, I feel like a third year old woman. Also, he looks really great. Like, he doesn't, like he doesn't look 44. He also is a very young. Also, men get hotter with age and it's unfair. He said that he literally got the, like, had the most attention from women once he went gray. Like, it like changed, like, the gray just works for him. Wait, did he see you perform ever? No. So what, what do you think made him, like, follow you? He thought I was hot. Oh, just thought you were hot.

Men are so simple. I think he just thought I was cute. And I think he like, when he met me, he said, he goes, oh, the way you are, like, I didn't predict that based on what I thought you'd be from your Instagram, like, Insta Stories. And I was like, what did you think I'd be? And then he, like, he didn't get into it. But I just, I don't know. Why? What's different about you in your stories?

I have no idea. Maybe some people think I'm, like, cooler online. And then they made me in person. They're like, you're a weirdo. Like, you're just weird. I think you're yourself. You even showed your, like, hairy toes and I wanted to be like, Hannah. Oh, my God.

That was a mistake. Do you know, that was like a huge mistake? No. Oh, my God. I've never spoken about this on a podcast. You guys, I accidentally. Oh, my God. It's going to make headlines.

I actually. So I have a close friends list where. I know, but I thought there were a lot of people on that list. It was based. There are, but like it's not. I could have like 100,000 people look at my story. And then my close friends list is like 500 people. So it's like an intimate.

group. It's my intimate, and it's on a Patreon. So like, people pay three dollars to get in that close friends list on my Instagram. Okay, plugging, plug on. Plug on away. Honey, when are you going to let me talk about my Patreon? I'm darling. Okay, so you accidentally click the nun? I did not accident, well, I took a photo of my hairy, hairy toes with like disgusting, like, why were they so hairy? Did you shave them when you were younger? I'm just Italian. sweetie. That's what happens. The top of my feet are all hair. Why don't we laser that shit off? I mean, I have like other issues to deal with before I start lasering my toes. Okay, but

it's not like a feminist. I'm growing my hair out there. No, that's just me and I'm working on acceptance but I also had like a little bit of toe nail polish on it and it was I think. Yeah, no, it was not. It was not good. And one of my nails was like definitely had a fungus. It was, it was like you could really easily, if this was a mistake, be like, oops, that was like my grandpa's. So I post it and I meant to press close friends because they're my people. Like, I love them.

I like, whatever. I pressed my main one and then, you know, I'm checking my phone every two seconds in the day. For the first time ever, I like wasn't near my phone for like three hours. I was doing something where I wasn't near my phone. Then look at my phone. And I have so many replies to that story, like way more than, I like a ton of. like tons of replies and then I go oh my god so then I'm like there's two things you could do

you could lie or you can own it and I said Hannah what have you learned throughout TV you just got to own your shit and I wrote like I want to apologize to everyone for me actually posting a photo that was supposed to be on my close friends list I'm sorry and then people like laughed about it but it was traumatizing for some people did you delete it oh yes oh you deleted it and then I posted a little like message just apologizing for anyone who who I fend it with my toes. Wait, did you get messages laughing or messages being like, messages being like, messages being like, is that your foot? Just like every kind of message. Just people being very confused. People get weird about feet in general. I feel like I have really cute feet. And sometimes I'll post feet and people are like, sorry, I just think feed are grass. You know, people are weird about feet. People are weird about feet. I mean, some people might have even liked it. Right. That's what I'm saying. Either people are weird about feet or weird about feet or my thing is if I'm going to do that, I'm not doing that show for free. Yeah. I'm really offended. I've never gotten proposition for like a feat fetishes.

So, yeah, that's my good story. Yeah. How did we get to your fucking hair? I have no idea. But yeah. Oh, yeah, but with the age thing. Yeah. When do you think about it, like guys in their 20s,

I feel like a lot of them, if I was in my early 20s, meeting another guy in his young 20s, we grow together, we learn about stuff together. I'm 28. I feel like I know what I want. I'm very focused on my career. I know where I'm going.

So when I've been meeting a lot of these guys in their 20s, first of all, I feel like the sex is not that great. They're all in their head trying to like do it right or what they think is good and worried if they're doing well. Then their careers a lot of time are fucking messed up. They don't know what they're doing. They don't like what they're doing.

And then like their finances are all fucked up. They're all insecure about that. And it's like these are guys in their 20s. And I don't want to be a project manager. I don't want to like get a guy and be like, okay, let's change his clothes, his hair. let's make sure he's saving and has a 401k. Like, I can't deal with that shit

because I also don't even know what a 401k is. So meeting Des, I was like, wait, wait, wait. All the girls in your past have already given you guidance for like what you should and shouldn't do. And like I'm kind of looking at this like kind of complete, more complete human who's confident in himself and is not competitive with me because he has like his own established career

and we're at different times and like, I think he can handle me. wait so he's a comic that's what he does yes he's a comedian is he a successful one if he's like out east so he is very he's very big in ireland like he's was on dancing with the stars in i know no no like i don't even know that means and also ireland it's not there's only like i don't know like six or seven million people but he's very well known there wait so his connection to ireland was the boarding school only or is also irish he is irish and he is irish and And then he went to boarding school there and then went to college there because it was free and then just did comedy and stayed there. Yeah. So he's been like and he goes 50 50 like comes to America. But his he's done most. Wait, if he got sent to boarding school, was he naughty? Yeah, he was naughty. But you know I love a bad boy. Yeah. But it sounds maybe maybe it's good for you that you found a bad boy that's older because he's like conformed. He's like a bad boy. Yeah. Yeah. He's not in the midst of the bad boy. And a lot. A lot of guys in their 20s, too, are, like, so obsessed with, like, I need to be the man that I'm going to be.

And, like, I feel like he's 44 and he, like, is the man. He wanted to be. And I don't have to, like, fix him. The only thing I'd be concerned about, I feel like is just if I had, if I, if my wheel started turning about, like, when I'm 40, he's going to be 60. Yeah. Like, all those calculations. When, if we have kids and he's whatever, he's going to be 80. Like, all those.

Well, part of me, he, it's at the point where, like, Like, I thought I was pregnant two months ago. And I was like, I mean, you know, like every month you think you're pregnant? And I was just like, mom, I'm just like spotting. Like, I don't have like a whole period. And you're like, I'm going to keep it. And my mom didn't even flinch, though. She was like, you're 29.

And I was like, oh, mother, I'm not ready. I'm a, I'm a child. And she's like, honey, like, if it were to happen, like, you should probably just keep it. And I was like, you're a cunt, first of all, second of all. But then with Des, I feel like he'd be the same one. like he'd be fine if I kept it and in my head I'm like what the fuck but then in my head you can't believe you're even thinking that right yeah I've never even thought of that where were you you were like Luke isn't penetrating me I met a guy during quarantine like I was literally walking

with my mom being like I thought I'd be married by 29 that was like the idea I had in my head and now I'm single during quarantine at 29 and like there's definitely no men in the future but Hannah that's really not New York to have this like I thought I'd be married by 29 thing. You're right. I think that I accepted it. Like, think about all the people that went to Beacon. You think they're all married by 29?

Just, I think it's a little girl. Like, 29 in my head was like so old. Older, yeah. And that was like my little girl age in my head. But I already accepted, like, I'm getting married at 34 probably and having kids through and be true. But now with Des, I'm like, okay, he's like, what age you want of kids? Because, like, he doesn't want them necessarily now.

But, like, I don't want him to be like 50 when we're having kids. Wait, wait, Hannah. Slow the fuck down. No, you're getting me like half excited, half. I'm like, what? Like, like, this is, do you hear yourself? Oh, I also moved in with them. I saw that, I think, on your, did you put it on your story today? I might have, I've been slipping all over the place saying we're in a shit. Oh, is that a slip? Is that a slip? It's not a slip, but like, I guess I didn't like, on her and Luke get back together on season four. So this is fucking, this is like, and this is what I feel like people that are single and I'm sure a lot of people wonder that, like, it doesn't matter when you meet someone.

Like, see, like you met someone now, even though it was so random, like the randomest. And like three months later, you're like, I don't know, like, should we have kids now? Or like, well, my mom was like, sat me down during quarantine. She's like, why do you think you're single? Like, what do you think's happening? And I'm like, mom, I don't regret one. breakup. There's not like one guy that got away. Like I haven't met my person yet. I just haven't. And I was like deep down like we can talk about me like with intimacy or like whatever go to therapy for whatever issues I have. But I said really, I think that when I meet the right person, it's just gonna, I'm just gonna know. But do you think that you had issues with dudes? Like I know you have your own anxiety and shit, but do you think you have specifically? I think my picker as Patty Stanger would have said for a million dollar matchmaker. My picker was. a little off. Your picker was off. My picker was off. I would go for guys who like wouldn't, I'd want to like win over because I wanted to like earn it and or I'd go for guys who were narcissists or I'd go for guys who I'd like make my like servant because I didn't want to be hurt. So I'd go between like a narcissist to someone who I could definitely control to a narcissist and back and forth. So I needed that in between. I just didn't know if I was capable of like finding that in between. I just didn't know if I was capable of like finding that in between.

between but does and I have a very similar like like respect for each other like I feel like I'd either be with a guy who like didn't respect me and I was like oh my god I just want him to respect me please or I'd be with a guy who I have no respect for and I'm like do my laundry so but where did Luke fall was that or that Luke was we weren't I mean by the end like by the reunion I was just feeling like it was a guy that I wanted to win over in like a sexual way and he wasn't letting me so I liked that game

but like deep down I was like... But he was obsessed with you like Yeah he's obsessed with me emotionally Which was so confusing Which piss me off too because I remember and I could so pinpoint that type of guy and he is that type of guy because he's really close with his sister

and he loves like talking about everything But he has a weird thing with intimacy where like real intimacy is connecting the physical and the emotional. You can't separate it. And what I deserve is a guy who wants to laugh all night long and also fuck the shit out of me. He wanted you. He thought you were so cool and like I think was attracted to you too. But he really more so enjoyed the like I have her number on speed dial to talk to her about everything. And she's funny and she's interesting and she's cool. And that I feel like you could really tell that he was like that he was sure about. Like I feel

Like, he was like calling you all day. Yeah. Yeah. Is he blocked? He called me all through quarantine. Because he was in a fucking cabin, right? I know. We, he talked to me all the time every day, like, to the point that it's like, okay, like, you're my boyfriend.

Like, but we're not hooking up or we're just flirting and stuff. So like, it's, it's complicated. But now this guy does is just like, makes things so simple. Like, it's been so. It's so simple. Like you met, you liked each other, you dated, you moved in. Where does he live? So it's, when I say moved in, it's, I was living with my parents in Shelter Island and he has a place in West Hampton. We both have apartments in the city. So I'm not like, I haven't like moved out of my apartment. It's just I'd rather be with him than with my parents. So I've like brought the cat. I've brought the cat in my, I was actually joking with Kate Chastain. Shout out to Kate from below deck about if. we're going to fail. Let's fail fast. Like, those people are like, I don't know if we're right to move in.

Like, I don't know if we're going to hit like, fucking like, no, if we can't move in together, then we, why are we even fucking dating? And also a lot of people that I know, like, moved in after like three years and then found out it doesn't work. Like, oh, great. No, no, it's not good. Kate was like, your first date should be at a DMV. Like, and I was like, you should make that a, like, a new show, like a reality show called

it license to love. And we were laughing so hard about it. it's true, like, we've gone to home goods together. We assembled and IKEA bed together. And it's like, we're just testing our relationship so hard right now. And talking about babies. But quarantine, I feel like one week in quarantine is like one month in real life. Like, it's super like our lot, like he would be, I wouldn't have met him before

wasn't for quarantine. He would have been traveling and touring in Europe right now. So instead, he has all this focus on like us and like cultivating our relationship. And like. But what made you answer? him? Because I'm sure, do a lot of guys slide into your DMs? I feel like, well, I had been talking, I had like a little FaceTime boyfriend at the time. I was like FaceTiming. I was talking to Luke and I was also FaceTiming this like former football player from Florida.

Like every day, every night he'd FaceTime me. But he was in Florida. I knew he was partying, having sex with girls. And early on, I was like, can I come visit? And he was kind of like shady about it. I love how forward you, Ariana. He was so shady about it. it. And I was just like, oh, okay. And I put them in the back of my head. And I was like, I'm going to ruin his life. I just don't know how yet. And then eventually he was like, okay, like, I'm coming to New York. I want to see you. And I go, oh, you're off the roster, honey. I'm sorry. I have a full-time boyfriend lose my number. So that's how that went down. But you're, like, when Des messaged you,

how did you decide, like, how were you so D? Just based on what? Great questions. So I guys signed to my DMs, but a lot of them, like, they're private. You can't have seen their photos. Yeah. Or if it's like a guy with a blue check, it kind of feels a little, like, social climbing. Wait, a blue check isn't good? Because I remember Sheena, when I was talking to Sheena on one of the podcast we did, I remember she was, like, talking about her DMs.

And she said the other way, she's like blue checks, honey. Like, that's how, like, she answers the blue check. I'll answer the blue checks, yes. but normally if it's like someone who wants me on their podcast or like a company that wants me to work with them if it's like I've had random like DJs or like producers or the blue check slide in and be like hey and I'm like shut up like oh you can like so you feel

it's more social climbing for a fellow like blue checker to to slide in but anything is Des does have a blue check but it's a fact From dancing with the stars Ireland from I guess like Irish Irish shit but he but it's because we had mutual

ton of mutual friends. That's like the big thing. We had ton of mutual friends. I'd already seen him perform and thought he was hot. And I was following already. Wait, did you think he was funny? I thought he was so funny. Yeah. So that's also a thing. Yeah. I mean, like I like how his brain works. I feel like if you're funny, you're probably smart too, right? He speaks. I'm so annoying on this podcast. You might have to delete it. But he speaks three languages. He speaks Mandarin, English, and Gaelic. And Irish? No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, no, Gaelic is like the Irish language.

It's a thing. He taught me that. I'm learning so much, Amanda. I'm, like, so smart now. I'm so proud of you. Also, at night, because he's old, we do crossword puzzles. And my vocabulary has been improving. You do good at them?

New York Times once. I'm so bad at it. But, like, every now and then I get one. And he gets, like, really proud of me. So how did you, well, listen, they said that Summerhouse was filming this summer. So I know you can't talk about it a lot. But, like, is he going to be on it? You'll have to wait and see.

When is it coming back? When is it coming on? Who the fuck knows? But who knows? I actually don't know. Well, I'm really glad they got to film it because, like, what's how? What I can say is Bravo was incredible in terms of, like, health and safety measures. And, like, we were getting tested every week.

And, like, it was, they handled it really well. But I feel very fortunate that, like, we were even able to do it. Yeah. Because it was really, like, up until the day of filming, they weren't sure if it was going to be possible. Yeah. I mean, Vanderpump roles, I feel like they don't know. I mean, they might not know. They're saying they don't know because of COVID, but I feel like it's also the issue with the firings and everything. Oh my gosh. A drama. But so much changed in your life. It's like crazy to me. And I thought when I started getting messages from my followers being like, is Hannah dating this guy? Because like he posted a photo or did you slip up and post a photo or something. a photo we were together our first photo we took together and he was like i'm gonna post i feel like i know

the photo like it's just in my head you and the fucking pink dress yes i posted it he posted it and then i was and he started getting all this attention and i was like i want attention so then i posted on mine and then it like started blowing up and then um the powers that be told me i have to take it down did they get mad at you i mean they're always mad at me but they just told me i have to take it down and i was like do you feel like you're like you feel like you're or less of a, well, I guess Amanda and Kyle, like, because when I think of reality TV, for some reason

I feel like it's better if you're single. You know what I mean? Because like, more shit can happen. You know what I mean? But then again, Amanda and Kyle are on for seasons as a couple, like as a duo. Yeah. Well, I think when I'm single, like, I love flirting

and I make a lot mistakes and I'm very, you get different emotions. I'm fortunate that I'm with a guy who is not afraid of the camera. So, like, I could see him doing well if he filmed. Whereas, like, you know, Paige and Perry, like, Perry doesn't film. So that's not great. And rumors are they broke up.

Yeah. You're going to have to ask her about that. I don't know. Wait, so you two also have a podcast coming out. We're trying. We're like, it is so hard to start a podcast. There's, like, contract negotiations. That's, like, oh.

Oh, you're trying to do it because burning in hell you do by yourself. I know. We decided to go with the network. And yeah. So you're still, it's still like up in the airs. We're working on making it happen. We'd be so excited if we can't because we were doing Giggly Squad or Instagram live show every night at 10 p.m. for three months. Yeah.

And then we went to the penitentiary. And then we are like, we can't keep doing this because like people aren't quarantining as much. And like I can't like do seven hours. week for free anymore. Like, I just can't explain to my, like, it doesn't logically work for my life anymore. Because now, like, I have the talk show I'm doing. Like, things have gotten busy. Oh, my God. We have to talk about that, Luann. What are we going to talk about my talk show? I mean, no, that is crazy. Because I haven't shut up about my boyfriend. But I was like, Paige, we have to monetize this if we're going to do it. Yeah, true. So, like, people don't,

like, don't complain when people that, you know, make you laugh, entertain you. that you enjoy following, need to get something out of it too. No, yeah, we have to, we got to the point. We're like, we have to get paid. Yeah. Because it was so much fun. It really got me. Well, you did hashtag merch.

Yes, we have a new merch drop coming out soon. And the fact that, like, it got me through quarantine, just, like, feeling like I was performing at night in this amazing community we had and we just talk shit. And now it's like, let's make it a real podcast. It's funny because when I got followers sending me shit about you and Des or like Perry and Paige and Paige, it was like, it was on the giggly squad on Facebook group. Yeah, the Giggly Squad Facebook group is out of control. I've lost control of it.

Like, I don't, I'm, like, scared of it. I hear that Facebook groups, like, go wild. Like, I feel like Facebook is just, like, a wild. People have had to, like, shut down their groups and stuff. Yeah, because people start fighting. Yeah, she goes savage. People start bullying each other. It's a really group mentality where, like, if the group isn't managed.

And our whole thing for Giggly Squad, our, like, slogan is we can't be managed. So then we'd have to be like, hey, guys, I know we can't be managed. But, like, can some of you manage yourself. and not call other people like a cunti bitch. No, Facebook is weird. I mean, every social platform has like its own thing. And I'm sorry for saying the C word. I've been dating a European.

And it's more acceptable there. Oh, really? Well, like, Irish and British people love saying cunt. So does he have an accent or no? He has a queen's accent with like random Irish words. Like he'll say like... Wait, he met your brother I saw. Oh yeah, he met my brother.

He's met my parents. We're like in deep. So your parents are D. with the age? Yeah. Yeah. I think it's like my parents are actually 55. He's closer an age to them than me.

No. Wait, your parents are so young. They're so young. Yeah, my dad's 57 and my mom's 55. Oh, now I'm remembering that TikTok video that you did that was actually cute and I really don't like TikTok. Oh, when they were dancing, we got like the weird thing. Yeah, my dad quit like three times while we were trying to learn it.

And I was like, dad, I need you. you for this content. And he's like, I don't want to do it anymore. This is too hard. And then it comes out and he's like scrolling all the comments, like seeing any compliments he'd get. And I'm like, dad, pick aside. Do you want attention or do you? Yeah. Yeah. No, because I'm so old. Like I don't even know TikTok. Like I ask people like, is there a template? Like how like is there like a human showing you what to do? Okay. My strategy for TikTok of people want to know is it's time consuming and that you just have to watch a lot of TikToks. And then if you like one of the the jokes or you like one of the dances. I like the jokesy ones. Yeah, I did the joksy ones.

So if I like a joke, I'll leave like a certain voice of some kind. Then you press like basically like use this audio and then you do it in your own way. But you kind of, you don't even have. So what are you so busy with now? Okay. So we have the Bravo chat room, which I'm so happy for you. Thank you. It's six episodes. The last two are Saturday or Sunday and Monday after Watch Robbins Live at 10.30. And we'll see if it gets picked up or not. So cross your fingers. Wait, that was like season one or that was like a pilot? It's like a six episode limited series.

But if they pick it up, I think it'll just continue or we'll take a little hiatus and then like revamp. So what's the, we get fired. It's like a talk show. It's like a. It's kind of like the Bravo view. So we talk about our personal lives, which is fun because on TV, like you don't know how things are going to be said. so you really can say whatever you want about your life here. Then we talk about Bravo shows, which is cool

because we really break the fourth wall and talk about what it's like to film and what we would have done if we were in that situation. Or like Kate gives insight on like below deck med. Giselle gives insight on Potomac. So we really talk in depth about like being Bravo Lebrides, as they call them. But do you have to like, is it rehearsed before?

Is it just straight shooting? It's straight shooting. I mean, we have like the. questions that will start a conversation, then they just let us go. We never repeat anything for it. Like, it is just raw. And the chemistry, in my opinion, like, is really hot. Like, it's good. Did they check? Did they check that you had chemistry like before? Oh, yeah. I had to go through a bunch of chemistry tests. So I saw that you said that you were so flattered because you were like, I didn't even know Andy knew how I was. Because I remember, I don't know, you did watch what

happens. Okay. I did watch what happens. And it was awkward or something? As a bartender. Yeah. And like we got him a gift for his son. And he like, he had no idea who me and Paige were. We were like the bartenders while Kyle was sitting there with she. No.

No. Yeah. That was the first season. Oh my God. When it like first aired. Kyle probably love that. Oh. So Kyle and Sheena were there and we were the bartenders and I didn't know

idea who we were. And then I got asked to me on Watch What Happens Live. Literally the day before. the entire city shut down. So, like, I was, I, like, was set up a spray tan. I was, like, buying, I was going to go into the studio for Watch What Happens Live, which is a monumental moment for anyone. Right. And then the next day they go.

For anyone in the whole world. In the whole world. For anyone who was on Bravo. So then I, my first Watcher Happens Live was over a video call over Zoom. And that's where, like, I was so nervous. I was so nervous. And I basically was like, I think I said, thanks Mr. Andy. I said, like, hi, Mr. Andy.

And I was like, oh, why did I say Mr. Andy? That's so weird. But it turns out Andy likes me. So why did you think he didn't like you? He just, like, he didn't know who I was, I think. And, like, I was on it with Lindsay. And, like, I think he just had fun. I made him laugh.

But, like, he meets so many people each day. I just didn't assume that he, like, gave a shit. And is it really him? Because I always hear, like, people are like, it's not even Andy who, like, makes the decisions. But you're saying, like, it was him? He's an executive producer for chat room, so he was definitely involved, where he's not an executive producer for Summerhouse.

That's why I was like, I've never been that involved with him. Like, we did the reunion, but that's him talking to like eight of us, you know? Right. Oh, so with this, like, he's behind the scenes? He's, yeah, like, he gives insight for stuff. And he, like, did the first intro where Unwatch Robbins Live, he'll, like, direct it to us. So it's pretty cool. That is so cool because, like, you're levered, like, if you ever get fired from Summerhouse,

No, I'm just kidding. No, but it's so good to have something like leveraging that the thing, you know? Yeah. How many summers can you go? I don't know. Well, this is my real dream. This is my real dream. My real job is comedy and podcasts.

And I think they considered me for this chat room show because I have like a podcast I've been doing for two years and I've done writing before and comedy writing and stand up and I love performing. Right. Summer House has given me that exposure to like do more of the creative stuff. that I love. So this chat room is like my literal dream.

Like, Kech-Same was joking with me because she's like, oh, this is what you're like actually good at. Like, I don't know if I'm actually good at reality TV. I just wing it.

But this is like what I love to do and like where I want my career to go. And that gave you like the, I don't know if we talked about this on the podcast or now on the podcast, but I'm sure that's also caused for like some jealousy with like your castmates and stuff.

My thing is I've worked on that nasty. emotion. Like, as you know, I want to mention, I was a tennis player. And like, it was always... Oh, my God. At what time is it? We're, well, it's because I have a boyfriend just blab about now. I'm so annoying. We got through almost the whole podcast. She didn't mention her tennis career. But tennis is all comparing yourself to other girls competing, like straight one-on-one. Like, this girl got this sponsorship. This girl's forehand's better than mine. This girl beat that girl and her rankings better. And I, my dad would be like, why can't you play like that girl? And I, my, like, jealousy.

was so terrible when I was young and then I got on a college team where I had to learn to like root for people and I literally was like I had to be like there is an abundancy of success and it's just like money like money manifestation

where like they say the more you spend the more you make where it's like the more you root for other people the more success you get and I am actually in such a place where I fucking love bragging about my friends whenever I see my friend do something great

and inspires me if I feel a little jealousy that means like ooh I want to do that and I never wish bad to bomb people and I just wish that some people

treated me a little more like that. But babe I think that it has to do with confidence I think you're a confident person so I think

confident people can be happy for other people and not have other people's success make them feel like shit. Do you get what I'm saying? I guess you're right

and I... So if someone's insecure and thinks like I'm not nothing offer and like I could never get so that's them like projecting you know what I mean I mean that's all negative comments online but I like I feel like especially with the summer house cast when anyone does anything great it's so fucking good for our show like I'm so proud of Kyle with lover boy I think he's handled it so well because I know this is like he's had multiple companies and he's had

ups and downs where he could have been like fuck it I can't do this anymore I'm like so proud of page and how she's like creating this like real like kind of fashion umpire I'm so proud of like Lindsay for like always being an entrepreneur like I'm so proud of these people and I just I hope that they can be happy for you. I hope people can be proud for me too to the point that like I'd rather not talk about myself at all and not rub anything in anyone's face so that I can have better relationship sometimes like I don't even want to tell people when something good happens to me anymore sometimes that's really sad Hannah I know it got sad just now yeah I did a little I just but I've like with this a lot in my life. Like, at Betches, I got in Summer House. I coincidentally got fired.

Like, some people, it's like, okay, if you don't want to let me shine and you don't want to shine with me, then get the fuck away from me because I'm the kind of friend that like if you're with me, like, I bring you with me if things are good. And like when it's good with you, like I'm fucking there. I'm the first one to be happy for you. And I cannot like, I bet just I was the first one in the company that was getting her own following and it wasn't a plan. And next thing you know, like people are talking about my pack. People are trying to get me fired. People are saying things about me. next and you know I'm fired. And at first you're like, this isn't fair. And then you're like, oh, no, these just aren't my people. And I have a different path to go. But, like, that's amazing because when you came on Summer House season, what was it? Season three. Right.

It wasn't like, I'm happening on here. Like, you were there. You had a story. But it wasn't like season four. So, like, everything that's happening to you happened like in its time. You know what I mean? It wasn't like you came on first. episode. And like you were saying, you've been doing this shit for a long time. Like you were in

media. Yeah. Doing your podcast. I do think it can be hard. I think a lot of shows you will see people be jealous because we're all like on the same platform. Right. So it's like we all are getting the same opportunity and how are we dealing with it. But people have different goals. Like Lindsay's not trying to be a stand-up comedian or like, right. I mean, some of some of them like. But babe, but if everyone's fucking goal at the end of the day is like Instagram followers then we're in a problem

in the world. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And also to make things clear like Instagram followers really do not equate to happiness at all. Yeah.

It's to the point like I'm out of follow. I have a lot of followers and Instagram's different to me now. Like I just don't answer DMs anymore because I like can't because once I start then they like keep coming and then I get overwhelmed.

And I don't really, I don't even delve into them sometimes because I get my feelings hurt sometimes. So then you're just like afraid of going on. Why you're getting, you usually get so much love. I do get a ton of love, but it's like the occasional just like hate that you don't want. Or it's like funny. Or just people who you feel like always want something from you. Like it's people just asking for things and then you get overwhelmed easily. And then really I just go on to like post what I like to post and then I see like some of my friend's stuff. But like basically no matter what good things happen to you, you're still at the same person.

feel the same. You don't transform into something different. You're still the same person with the same thoughts. Just like maybe people think you're cooler. But it's weird. People be like, Hannah, you're killing it right now. But to me, I'm like, yeah, I'm in quarantine. I'm with my boyfriend and I go on the computer during the day. Like that's okay. Yeah. Yeah. So that's my like behind the scenes of my life. So listen, I'm really, really proud of you. And I didn't watch the chat room yet. But I have I'm a little bit busy. I'm also so proud of you. I feel like this podcast has been so consistently blowing up. I feel like you're such a hustler. Whenever I see your new episode, it's always like the dopest guests, including myself. But like you really hustle to get those guests. You get those fucking guests. Like I know how hard it is to even have the balls to ask these people. And like I just, and also your questions are great. And like, I don't know. You should be very proud of this podcast. Because a lot of podcasts, we started around. the same time. A lot of podcasts just like, can't keep it up. So I'm proud of both of us for keeping it up because it's not always easy. And it's not. And a lot of people think that talking for an hour

is easy. But I can like, I'm surprised. I'm not sweating today. I don't know. There's like good air today. But usually I'm like sweating. Like it's, it's a lot. But also, yeah, I have a baby. I took like, I don't, did I even take time off? No, I think I had a few episodes that I prepared and then had to, like, get back, get back into it. Well, your hard work is showing. Thank you, my love. It's true what you were saying about Instagram followers. It's such a world where, like, you're right.

Like, if Lindsay has a PR, you know, fucking company, okay, fine. You want to, like, have a little bit of recognition. But not everyone needs to have that goal of that's, I talk about on my Instagram about, coincidentally, about the selling sunset cast. Like, they're all so, well, no, Christine is the thirstiest. I had her on my podcast and I'm feeling okay to talk shit about it because only after she was on my podcast did I see her enter giveaways and pay $15,000 to get followers. She paid to be on those giveaways like Scott Dissick.

You know how he posts those photos of Kendall with like Louis Vuitton bags? Yes. So basically I learned how it works. So whoever he says to follow has to pay, I think for his, it's like 15 grand. Or more. Or more. But also these are not like followers that will actually like stay with you and like love your brand and care about you.

But then there will be a drop off, but some will stay. Some will stay. So it's worth it for her. And she did go up because when she was on my podcast, she had like 500K and now she's over a million. And only like I'm remembering that I didn't know she was like that. I thought she was way savager. So when she was on, I was like, I really didn't know. And I was like, why does Heather have the biggest following from your cast?

Because she's not that, like, interesting on the show. Would she say? So I feel like in retrospect, like, I thought that I was just like asking, because it really didn't make sense to me. Because I was like, Chriselle, Christine. And then, like, Heather, I looked at her page and I was like, she's even not that. I was like, do people just, like, think she's pretty and want to see her relationship? Yeah. Well, apparently she was a playboy buddy.

What was the reason? Is that the reason? Yeah. That's what she said. And she played it off. She was like, I don't know. She was a Playboy Bunny. Like, it's from before.

And only after I'm like, shit, Christine is Venmoing people to engage. Did you see that I posed to that? Oh. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, I saw that. I think, sorry. She just had like a thought. I did.

I just remember Christine doing like the whole $1 million, like being so happy about it. Yeah. And it's like, you guys. the second you get to something, you're just going to want something else. Like I hit 400 and I was so happy and now I'm like, I want 500. Yeah.

And like you're just always wanting more. Did you watch the Paris Hilton documentary? Oh, don't get me started on that. Well, yeah. But she said, she's like, my goal is a billion and it was a million. And before that it was like a hundred. My one thing I want to say about that is I actually love Paris.

I think she's hilarious. She actually is such a cultural icon. But I just, the very end, I thought, it was going to be like, and now I'm going to evolve and, like, really be more authentically me. And she basically was like, and I just can't. So that's hot by. And I'm like, what?

Did I just, what kind of journey to just put me on? I thought it, like, because, what? Like, I was just so confused by the ending. But I love Paris. And I also feel like, you're right. I do feel like, though, when you're on these reality shows, people, it becomes like a whole. where like the fighting becomes about like egos like think about vanderpump rules don't like some of them not film with like new cast members because they're like you're a new cast member and it's like

that's all ego driven yeah it's not okay and that's how shows get ruined yeah but i i don't know if i'm like pettier than you but i can like understand that like when i went to bravo con and i went to the vanderpump session and they were all sitting up there and the the model who like wasn't good asked the audience and it goes who is the most famous here and it was like one two three and everyone goes saucy which now is I mean different obviously but not even because everyone talked mad shit she's still a 2.1 million followers which like good for her I'm just saying people like to talk a lot but people are definitely aware on the cast of like who has a large followers that's what I'm saying so but but also they're aware but also like

that's not a good feeling. Like you said, they are different than Summerhouse. They are on the same exact level. They were waiters and bartenders at this place. And now, I mean, some have things, but like... Well, my thing is, like, I was hustling. I was going on tons of podcasts to promote my podcast. I posted every day...

You're a giant podcast tour. I thought it was special when you came on my podcast. And then you were like, sorry, have to go to another podcast. Did a podcast before I came here. I was doing like three podcasts a day You were like crazy I was hustling And so like

And other people I was posting every day A new tweet Like I wanted to grow my following So I could sell out my tour That's just what I love to do And I want to work hard And like

It feels weird to have like a little target On my back now that like I have a large following But I do want to say Shout out to my girl Paige Who like When she shot up Her first season

Like got so many followers I was like Oh my God I'm so proud of That's my best friend She's famous And then when I shot up in followers, she was like, you're my best friend, you're amazing. I'm obsessed with you.

And she's been so supportive from day one. So that's, I mean, listen, that's hard to find because like you were saying, like when things are good, sometimes like you wish you had more people to tell that could actually be happy for you. Yeah. And the fact that you have one friend like that, I'm sure you have more, but even from the show. Yeah. That's like a blessing. Yeah. That's really a blessing.

friends that can actually be happy for you. Yeah, because you can tell deep down when someone's like, go fuck yourself. And you can tell when someone earnestly is like proud of you. So that's important. No, it really is. Now that we're referencing documentaries, it's like the Taylor Swift documentary when she was like, I won the Grammys, whatever, and I just had no one to share it with. And it really is true.

Like, the fact that like you have a family and you have a baby and you can share your success with them is something beautiful. Wait, did Taylor not have that? she has her mom. Taylor was like single at that point. She was talking about relationship-wise that she didn't have a guy to like be with. I mean, it's lonely at the top. Honestly, it is. You're feeling it. I feel like that. Oh my God. That's going to be the title of this episode and everyone's going to hate you. I mean, they already do. It's fine. And I love you. I love you so much. I miss you so much. Go Beacon. We went to the same high school. Go Blue.

So we went to the same high school. It's so weird. We walk the same lockers. So when are you going to get pregnant? Oh my God. Hopefully not soon, but I guess. Wait, do you want a baby? Yes.

Did you picture yourself doing like what you're doing now and like have a baby? Well, the thing is I really want to do my stand-up tour, but it got canceled because of Corona. So like I want to do my tour for a bit. Wait, you didn't get to do it at all? I did. Okay, so I did Boston. On March 5th, I did L.A. and then March 9th I did San Francisco

hugged like 50 people in the like post VIP meeting greet and then the world stopped right at like March 12th so like I literally started the tour did two shows now I forgot all my jokes could not if you said Hannah go to San Bernard now I'd be like I literally don't know really because it takes practice

yeah I have to probably I mean I had 50 minutes of jokes like oh my god when I watched the Amy Schumer documentary did you watch it Oh my God. I started it, but I didn't finish it. Oh, my God. I don't know if you should watch it because if you are ever, I can't believe we're talking about you getting pregnant. But if that's going to happen. It seems like a nightmare. Her pregnancy was really hard. But the standup parts, because she was like doing standup. Like I just learned from from that like how it's like it's not like off the cuff. You know what I mean? Like she planned everything. Especially when you're putting together an hour. Like you'll let yourself go off a little, but you have to. bring it back and then if you liked what you did you keep that for the next one you do you keep doing it like even she had a bit where she was like hitting her head with the mic and like watching it you would be like oh that's so funny she did that you know randomly but she was like like in setting it up she's like so I'll stand here no before every show before every show I go to the bathroom

and I make my list of like and it's like okay boyfriend is stupid joke like music joke farting joke and I write the the order of all the jokes because I like know the jokes but I need to know the order like a song. So I'll write the order down and my phone is just full of like me naming the order of all the jokes I have to do for 45 minutes. And you look and you can look at it? No. It's just like me like practicing in my head. Oh like memorizing it. Yeah like first farting then cuddling then stupid boyfriend then beauty and the beast and I like organize it. But um I miss it. Well now you're going to have boyfriend content. You can't do like fucking around content. My whole set was why I'm single. Like is it me? Is it them? And I would like explore that and tell a story.

But you'll have plenty of shit with like talking about your guy. For sure. But now I want to keep a lot of the good old stuff. But it's going to just be like why I was single and then where I am now. So I'm excited for that to evolve. I don't want to get pregnant yet. I'd like to wait a bit. Yeah.

I want him to propose. Maybe next season of summer house. I feel like I'm in Schitt's Creek. I think it's like I'm I'm learning how to like be an adult with him now. Like I'm realizing there are some parts that I'm lacking. so in a couple of years I'm interested I feel like it's not going to be a couple years like 33 maybe or 34

you're not going to get you're so full of fucking shit you were talking about it as if it's tomorrow you're saying in five fucking years I'll get married tomorrow I was talking about babies oh okay okay yeah but wait I wanted to say oh about your stand-up I just want to tell everyone that I'm a really good friend and like this is like just shows you

that I really loved you from the beginning because I never go anywhere and I came to support you. Which show? Gotham. Oh my God, that was filmed. That was like my, I didn't even do a full stand-up.

I just did like 20 minutes in the beginning. I was going to say, after I was complimenting myself and saying that like, she told me you were like, oh, you should come. Which like, I never come when people are like, you should come.

And I don't know what made me feel about you that like I wanted to support you. And I remember saying it to like, my husband or whoever I was telling like, you know, she told me to come and like I want to support her. Like I didn't know what it was going to be. I didn't know if it was going to be funny or good or whatever. But I like made a point. I made my sisters come with me and buy tickets. Like I didn't even get those tickets full free. Like I bought them. That was like huge. When I saw your face after because I don't think you even told me. I just bothered you. No, I saw your face right before and

you were like, you were really cute. But what I was going to say is like you were so good. And that was even before you were doing stand-up, you were doing half of it was, like, interviews, and then half of it was stand-up. Yeah, I did 20 minutes in the beginning, and then I did- And I was like, I wish there was more of this. Like, that was definitely your niche.

That was so funny. That's how I started because people were like, the stand-up pit was my favorite. And I was like, instead of having to travel and get, like, all these people to interview, I'm like, let's just get 45 minutes. Let's do it. I'm sorry.

In retrospect, I can tell you this now. Like, I feel like live shows when you interview people is just stupid. No, the live podcast sometimes, it doesn't hit the same. I feel like it's not, it's not, I feel like that's not the, and I remember your stand-up I was like, that's like, we were laughing hysterically. Oh, yeah. Oh, good times.

She got it good. I know when we were like going places and like going places. Well, now you could be with your baby. I love you. Thank you for doing this yet again. You're the fucking best. Keep me updated on everything in your life. I will.

Everyone listened to Burning in hell. I wish it like I was invited out Eve. Oh my God, out of east. Oh, my God. You should come. You should come. We'll discuss. Bring your baby.

We'll put him in the ocean. See what happens. We'll baptize him in the West Hampton Sea. But yeah, Amanda's going to come on burning in hell soon. We'll get that on the calendar. She's like cross-promoting up the wazoo up on this pod today. Yes, bitch. We can't stop the hustle.

Because I hate when people say thin. Like, is there anything you want to? So I rather you just do that. Oh, thanks. Yeah. And follow me at Being Burns and watch Bravo's chat room. Unfollow her to get her down up to 500K. No, we don't care.

We're cooler than that. We don't care. We really don't care. We're so gone. If you like me, follow me. If you don't like me, don't follow me. You like Harry Toes. Follow me.

You never know. You might get a little surprise. But I love you. I love you too, baby. It was nice really catching up. Thanks, baby. This is my hours. It was nice really catching up.

go take care of the baby my love i will thanks honey i love you thank you i love you thank you guys so much for listening to this episode of not skinny but not fat follow me on instagram at not skinny but not fat subscribe to the podcast so you don't miss any episodes rate the podcast that you love so much on apple podcast and write a little review if you tell me you did i'll give you a big virtual smoocheroo thank you guys so much for listening and i'll see you next Tuesday.