Not Skinny But Not Fat - New VPR Hookup Rumor & Fantasy Suite Week Recap!

Episode Date: August 6, 2019

Although VPR only comes back in the fall, and we seriously can’t wait- there’s some drama! We discuss the recent rumors that Billie Lee has left VPR amidst a Tom Sandoval hookup story line- can it be? Also, Tom and Katie might not be officially married, and Jax seems really bored by his Insta stories. We recap “Fantasy Suite Week” on the Bachelorette and boy it was SEXY. There’s a new (kind of) Bachelor Nation engagement that we’re so excited about, and Cassie and Colton are still annoying af.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is Not Skinny but Not Fat and I'm your host, Amanda, bringing you the latest in all celebrity gossip, reality TV recaps and anything happening in Hollywood right now that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is Not Skinny but Not Fat. Hey everyone and welcome to this episode of the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. I'm your host Amanda with my co-host, Ariel. Check 1-2. Check 1.2. Are we connected? Oh my God, I'm going to kill you. Like we legit, you guys, we recorded an entire episode.

It was so good. It was so vibe worthy. It was so, like, full of content. And I, legit of an asshole. And we finished the episode, and I realized I didn't connect the mics. It was an hour of talking. It was an hour of talking. And I'm really mad because we had so many jokes in there.

And it was funny. And the energy level right now is still up. Well, don't. It's up, you guys. It's up. thing is I want you to just see how important it is for us to bring you the best possible podcast ever, because we could have given you the shittiest audio we've heard in your life, but we've worked so hard for the audio to be so clean, so crisp, so good, that I just

can't hear anything less, and I wouldn't want you to hear anything less. So I'm just an asshole. You are. I know. I feel like my head just isn't connected. It isn't. No. It's No, it's doing it. It's like, I'm living my life right now as if, like, you're in the shower and you shampooed and you don't remember if you shampooed, so you shampooed again. That's my life right now. No, I 100% feel that, actually. I might have shampooed twice today. I'm like legit and an automatic robot. But the thing is, what happened? You're an autopilot. I'm on autopilot. The thing is now I'm noticing the audio, like I can see the waves and like the waves weren't there before. Don't you know that from every week that you do this? That's my question. Am I an audio fucking engineer?

You should be at this point. Okay. So you guys, we do have a lot of stuff for you this week, which, you know, it's such exciting stuff. So we'll talk about it again. Do you know the now I'm remembering the Caitlin Bristow. It once happened to her that she, like, recorded a whole thing. She realized her mic wasn't connected.

She put it up in her story. Oh, and then she re-recorded it. Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I remember her putting that up. Anyway, you guys, we're going to start with some VPR because shit got cray-cray. I mean, I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pinocrigio. Cray, cray-cray outside of like the season.

But basically, it came about that Billy Lee is leaving the show, and it said that she's leaving the show because the producers were trying to, like, force some kind of like a romance between. her and Tom Sandoval, not a romance, but like a cheating scandal. And like, we don't know if it like happened and the producer was trying to out it or it didn't happen at all and they were trying to like contrive it. But basically she left the show because it was like, never or something. No, but you found out because you have insider info. Yeah. That they just didn't ask her back.

Yeah. So that, so I put that up, the drama with Billy Lee and Sandoval and the cheating thing or whatever. their hookup. And Katie Maloney Schwartz, my known Insta friend, responded to the story and was like, L-O-L. And I'm like, okay, Katie, you can't just loll at that. Like, what the fuck? Spell the Tse. And she was like, well, I don't know. She was like, I don't know if it's true or not. Basically, she wasn't like hell to the motherfucking no. So she didn't,

she didn't say it wasn't true, but maybe she just also can't say it's true. but she did say, like, that she just wasn't asked back, which makes kind of sense. Yeah, that makes more sense. That she wants to act like she left, which, like, she's kind of thirsty, which, like, everyone is on the show. So I don't think anyone is about to leave that life. They're not about to leave even if, like, the worst rumor comes out. They're, like, they'll stick it through.

They'll stick it through. I mean, they're making money. It's a job, you know? They're waitresses and waiters aside from that. So obviously, like, you can't afford to be picky. No, but at this point, they're not waitresses or waiters. No, but Billy Lee hasn't really advanced to that level yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So she should be honored that they made up a hookup story. Yeah, yes, exactly. Like, for realsies. And she became part of the cast. Right. But so there are two layers of this. There's a layer of if that is true at all, the hookup thing, and B, did she leave or was she not asked back? But if Katie Maloney Schwartz is saying she wasn't asked back.

But we were saying before that, if the person, producers are trying to create the storyline that like shit must be boring not so like lit in the VPR world. Do you know that that's what they said about the hills when I did my podcast with NT lawyer? He said about the hills that they had to reshoot the whole season, this reboot that we're watching. So they had to reshoot apparently the whole season because the first time it came out so bad. So they had to like make shit up and like I don't know what. It makes me not want to watch it. I know. I've been kind of slacking you guys.

Like I was going to recap everything. And then, um, And then there was like one episode where I was just too lazy to pick up my phone. I don't think there was anything worthwhile of recapping on the hills. But basically the storylines are, you know, Spencer and Brody are like, you know, in a beef situation. And it's kind of like funny because they probably just weren't friends for so many years. And now they're forced to be on the show together. So they're forced to be like beefing. But it's kind of like, wait, we're just not friends like we were 20.

years ago. We don't actually like care about each other. Yeah, like we don't actually, because all of a sudden, Spencer's like, you didn't invite me to your wedding and he's like, has to like, be like, yeah, like, you know, except like he didn't invite him because they probably aren't close, you know? Right, right, right. But, so there's that beef. And Spencer tries to egg on the beef because he just posted on his story like a week ago, like a live thing of him on following like Brandon Lee, Pam Landerson and time of his kid. Like, so he's trying, you know, to bring the big, Spitey famous again.

I know he really wants to. Yeah, they really want to. And I don't understand why, because last time they were famous, they, like, ran to Costa Rica. That is a really good point. So, like, I don't understand why they don't want to be, I mean, for, like, probably the money. They got, like, probably the money. Because they got, they were so not, like,

in the spotlight. In the spotlight. After, like, that whole, the Hills ended. Like, who really cared about the Hills cast members? Lauren's doing really well, but, like, Lauren's doing really well. Lauren Conrad and they're all super happy She's not bad because she would have still in their focus

And Kristen too And Kristen Cavalieri is doing really well too Audrina is actually really sweet I like her I feel like she's even though I'm sure she has to Put on some fake shit I feel like she's a real one She's been through a lot Like her baby daddy is like

Like I think abused her kind of Like was violent And she has a baby girl And she's like a single mom And like I feel like she's just like really vulnerable and, like, through the probably fake shit, she's actually appears to be real. And Misha Barron kind of is, too,

and Stephanie Pratt is just, like, not for me. I know, like, people are into her. She's, like, it has a successful podcast, but she's kind of, like, aggressive. You know what I mean? I think that's the word. Which makes sense because Spencer is, like, kind of aggressive. Yeah.

No, that does make sense. And I wonder, I really want to know their story. Like, what's real? Because it's funny because they like beef, but then it's, like, she comes to his events. for the show and it's just like anyway we'll be right back with more

you guys we're going to take a quick break speaking of VPR there was other drama which I didn't pose out of respect for my aforementioned BFF Katie Maloney Schwartz I have a question What, babe?

Do you have to say her full name every time? It's so respectful of me because that's what BFF's do. They respect. Do you call me by my first and last name? Are you? Yeah. All the time. Ari, I call you Ari.

When she first came on and made everyone call her Ari, I was like, I don't even call you Ari. She's like, you call me Ari all the time and I really don't think I do. No, that's all you call me. Okay, that's funny. Next time when I say it, like, be like Amanda, see? Okay, fine, I will. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Deal. You guys heard it here. Anyway, so Schwartz and Katie not being officially married or not sending in their form so they're not officially married made headlines because Lance Bass said it on some show and actually like it was everywhere and people were like sending it to me and they're like, how are you not commenting on this? And like I know I didn't and probably because I'm scared of Katie because she follows me, but also like it's not that interesting. No, it's not that interesting and I feel like they got married. They had a ceremony and they forgot to send in their paperwork. So, like, whatever.

There's nothing, like, so, like, oh, my God about it. I know. I feel like, I forget to send in my paperwork. Probbs, you know? Like, I don't think. We got married with, like, a rabbi that probably in 10 years, they'll be like, he's not a real rabbi. Definitely.

Right? Oh, my God. Everyone that got married with him isn't actually married. Yeah, we picked this, like, guy that was too chill to be, like, for real. He was, like, in a Jewish wedding and has to be kosher. And he was, like, eating shrimp, which, like, isn't kosher. And he's a rabbi. Forget about it.

Cigarettes outside and like, literally. And he did it on the Friday and Fridays are like, you don't usually get married. Anyway, hopefully we are actually married. No, I can't. I didn't realize he ate shrimp at your own. No, he didn't actually. We didn't have shrimp. But I think at other weddings, I think he has done weddings where there was also shrimp.

And he, okay, okay, okay. You took me very literally today. I really did. In other news, there is a Gossip Girl reboot coming to HBO Max in 20, Wait, what's happening in Hollywood? I got really excited at the beginning because who doesn't want to see Serena van der Witsen and Blair Waldorf on the Upper East Side. But it's not with them.

It's like going to be a new cast. It's going to be a new cast, but on the Upper East Side, which is the hood. Which is our hood. So maybe we'll like go to the steps of the mat. But I literally just got excited because I love seeing Blake lively on screen. She's such a hot arm. Like I was saying before, like she's... Oh, you were saying?

No, I was saying that, like, you have to be thankful that you, like, get to look at her, you know? No, she's so gorgeous, but sometimes there are, like, people that are, like, too gorgeous to be actresses. Like, you need to be, like, kind of... I'm going to say this word, malleable? I don't know if that's a word. Something that can change.

Like, Shailene Woodley, she could be like this, she could be that. She could be a mom. She could be a teenager. Like Blake Lively or, like, Blake Lively, or, like, Like, let's say Angelina Jolie. They're, like, too beautiful to be, like, a bunch of different things. Yeah, but, yeah, Angelina Jolie is, like, a great actress. Blake lively is, like, good, too.

But, like, she's not that good. Yeah. But at the same time, it's like Blake lively. Like, it's just, like, you know. There are actresses like that. We were like, okay, Blake. Okay, which, like, I'm interested to see because Lily Reinhardt, who is in Riverdale, which I stopped watching when the Gargoyle Kings and whatever came out.

But she's going to be on J-Lo's new movie. like the hustler or the hustle. Yeah, yeah. And like J-Lo, like you saw, I don't know if you guys saw the trailer, but it looks actually good. She's like on the pole, like, and you just believe J-Lo. Like I, like, she's J-Lo. She could actually, like, could have been a stripper in a different life.

Like, I believe her. No, but like, J-Lo, if you think about it, can sing, can dance, can act. Like, what is happening here? Who, like, has that triple threat? I know, but the word on the trade is that you can't really sing. She can sing. No, but the word on the trade is that she can't. But, like, have you heard her?

songs. Yeah, but word on the street is that it's like not really her voice or that it's like kind of like manipulated. She's not Celine Dion. Like we know that. She's not Celine Dion, but she's an amazing performer. But my point is Lily Reinhardt is going to be in the movie The Hustle and I'm really interested to see if she's not Betty Cooper from Riverdale. Me too. You know what? I can't even. How is she going to be a stripper? She's going to be a stripper? She's one of the strippers. No, but she also, do you remember that part in Riverdale where like she was like bad Betty or something? bad betty. And she was like that was weird.

And she was like all of a sudden like sensual and like a S&M. Like yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, I just, there are some people right that they get kind of like, but it's two different things. They're the beautiful actresses that you're like, wait, you can't like be on screen and be so beautiful and for us to like buy what you're saying. But there's also like people that just get typecasts into a certain role

and it's hard for them to break out. But like good for them for trying. And maybe she'll make a really good stripper, which is hard for me to believe. When is the movie coming out? I think, like, pretty soon. So we'll have to come back and talk about it. We'll have to come back and talk about it. Another movie that's coming out in 2020 is Katz with Taylor Swift and Denver Hudson and blah, blah, blah, which looks super freaky.

I don't know if you guys saw the trailer, but it's like they're like half cat, half person. It's like, it's like kind of freaky. But it is funny to me because Taylor Swift, like, loves cats so much. So she's like obviously in cats. I'm sure that's why she was like type, cast it for the role. Like why do you think? They're like,

Taylor loves cats. Let's have her be the main cat. Oh, that's why not because she's like a singer and whatever. She also has like a million like followers and she can sing. A million. She has like 35 million.

No, that's what I. She has like 120 million. Oh my God. What are you talking about? Just like me. Just like you. You got really excited about that. Oh my God.

I just realized, like, Gal Gadot, who like Israeli, like my girl, you know, before Wonder Woman, she probably had like 200,000 followers. I'm not kidding, because she was, what, an actress in Israel. And literally she's now at 30 million followers. And you know what I love about her? She still posts things about Israel. She posts things in Hebrew. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On her page where 30 million people are following her from around the world. And I feel like that's just, like so respectable and I really admire that but at the on my hating side because I always have the two sides I'm like damn like Wonder Woman was okay like it was fine it was entertaining like we went to see it out of like support um but at the end of the day it's like wasn't like this like Oscar wedding because it was very like female power and at the time and it didn't matter who would be in that role I think that that role was just like a very crazy that she got it. And like the story is, you know how this is always a story when she's asked about it. And she's so lovely and deserves it. But when she's asked about it, she says that she was literally about to quit acting before she got this role. People always say that. I know. It's like, at least like make us feel like it was super hard and like that you were sweating every day. But she was just like, she said in an interview we just saw the other day. She was like, I was trying to act in LA and like didn't really. And then I decided that. I don't even like acting that much

I swear she said this or like she was like I'm not even that interested in acting so like give up and then she got the call but like my question is like who's the agent where did she like where did she audition for Wonder Woman like you don't just like get to audition

but somehow she did but that's the crazy part is like her roles before that were tiny they were like she was on a Fast and Furious as like a hot chick and she was like in this other movie with Mark Wahlberg as like the woman that is sleeping with him and comes down and says one thing in Hebrew. And then she got a bigger role on like keeping up with the Joneses with John Hamm and

like it was supposed to be funny. But it was like one of those stupid movies that didn't really get good reviews and stuff. Yeah. So to get an, so I guess they were looking for like someone foreign or like someone tall. I don't know. Like I literally don't know. But I am happy for her, for, you know, representing Israel in a really great way in it. Anyway, in other news, you remember that clip?

I posted on my story of keeping up with the Kardashians, and it was so funny. That was enough. That's it, we're done. So I thought I missed this scene. It was like this funny scene where they're at this dinner table, and Malika, I think, says to Chloe, like, why aren't you eating? And she's like, because I'm so skinny. Like, I'm a model, don't you know? Like, I'm supposed to be on Victoria's Secret.

And then Corny chimes in. She's like, oh, my God, don't you know. They asked me. no and Kendall's there and they're like Kendall like sorry I do not know like you were the last to like get asked and I thought it was so funny because I love seeing drunk realness yeah and I was like how did I miss it like I watched this you know season so diligently but apparently it's for next season so they're already showing promos for the next season that was probably already filmed if the promos are out yeah no it was already filmed I think that they split the season up

into two parts probably probably it was just like it ends with Jordan and then it continues Yeah. Good call. Good call. And then there was another promo clip about Courtney, like crying about turning 40. And there was another promo about Kylie. Chloe asking Kylie if she misses Jordan and Kylie saying that she does, but she also like doesn't because like she's like she was right for that time of my life. And maybe it's like, okay, that she's not anymore, which I can understand. But also she's replaced her with Stasi Baby. Like a hundred percent replaced her. Stasi Baby. Baby is now in Kylie's every picture, every story. First of all, Sassy Baby is a clone of Kylie. She's a, yes, a body clone. A body clone. A body clone. I've never seen such a perfectly peach-paired shape.

Like, it's crazy. I don't know if I would say perfectly. No, I don't mean, I just mean like they go to the doctor and they say, make me, I meant a- Make me a Peach? No, no, not a peach. A pair. A pair. They go to their doctor.

They go to their doctor and they say, can I be a pair? Can I be a pair? Can I be a pair? And then the doctor's like, sure, I'll make you a bear. And then they look like a pair. And then her male friend makeup by Ariel also went to the doctor and asked to be a pair. And he puts up these videos, which you guys, like, no, it is too much. Like, it's not okay on Kylie.

It's not okay in anybody. Like, it's just, like, you guys know my opinion on this. Keep in mind that they're all, like, under 21. Like, yeah, like, you might regret this. Like, this might not be the decision you want to make when you're 20. and also, like, do you expect us to buy this? Do you expect us to buy that diaper ass is real? Like, and also, like, maybe tone it down.

Maybe not every picture be of your ass that you bought, you know? Like, it's just, like, too much for me. And, like, when I see pictures of when Kylie was going through her, like, punk phase, and she had, like, black hair and she was, like, cool. And she obviously didn't have that size of a butt and everything. I'm like, I would have so much more, like, it's hard for me now to, like, take anything. she says like seriously or or anything and like all of our sisters did it aside from maybe Courtney and definitely not Kendall and definitely not Kendall but it's just like how do you live your life

with these like ass and also you're not admitting it but that's that's what I was going to say that like I once heard an interview with her and she said like because people asked her like you used to like not have this body and now you're like huge boobs huge ass like I didn't see that interview so I'll send it to you and she said like she said once um Fillers? No, no, no, she didn't say fillers. She said, like, I've grown up. I was, like, 13 and now I'm 20.

And I'm like, okay, like, I have the same body features as when I was 13. Flood Grace Moretz. And I'm just kidding. Thanks. He's making fun of you. Thanks. No. But I'm saying, like, your body does not change from 13, 14 to 20 that much.

I always had an ass and, like, didn't like it when I was little, didn't like it today. You literally had the same body. An ass at 10 years old. No, you guys, at 12 I was fully developed, like, ready to go fully developed but um but my point is yes your body doesn't like you can gain weight you can lose weight obviously blah blah blah but like your body shape doesn't really change and like um we talked about once like she's not even Armenian like Kim um and Courtney and Chloe are she's you know white Bruce and Chris so even though Chris does have a beauty too Chris does have a booty Chris does have a booty

Chris does have a booty. So like, forget about the Armenian part. Like, Kylie was not shaped like that before. She wasn't. She had a lot of, you guys, I put on my Instagram so many times before and after because it's just like, you just want them to say it. Like, I've told you this. There's this Israeli, like, reality star who got her ass done in Thailand and just

got her, like, abs done. Like, I swear it's a thing. So don't think that, like, everyone has a real flat stomach. And don't think that what you see is real. Like, people staple that shit. People get tummy tucks. Like, there are weird-ass surgeries out there that I hope none of us need to know of and that all these people feel super pressured to look like that.

And it's kind of sad when you think about it. And it's kind of, like, fucked up that this is a world we live in, you know, that it used to be like these glamorous movie stars that, you know, were whatever size they were in whatever shape they were. And yes, they put on makeup, but they were natural. Yeah. This is sick. Even, I think even before the social media, like, craze, the pressure was still there, but it was a different kind of pressure.

Right. Like with Hollywood, it was probably the pressure to be thin. Right. But I think we've talked about this before on a podcast that actresses can't really go and change their face that much. So you don't see actresses getting distasteful plastic surgery or getting lip fillers and too many things because, like, they have to look like themselves and they have to be cast as themselves. So. right um so that doesn't really happen you know like i love seeing reese witherspoon's forehead move on big lip of lies like and obviously Nicole kidman like they all look so like natural and i'm sure they got really really really great little things you know but to that you don't even notice right yeah um but anyway stasi baby and kiley are the new jordan kiley even more like i don't think she posted jordan as much as and i don't think she twins with Jordan. Like she's like buying Stasi Baby, matching outfits, matching hair. Do you remember what she did for her birthday? Kylie just did this Kylie Skin, Turks and Kako's trip with a private jet and

like a crazy-ass villa. She took, obviously Stasi Baby, other people, and Sophia Richie, who's her new BFF, which like, I don't know if I'm like happy about it. I hope Sophia Richie doesn't I mean, clone. I mean, she might have already been cloned. She might have already been cloned. The ass does seem little larger. But anyway, the Kylie Skin trip was crazy. And you know this is like all a promotion for for social media, meaning the trip was to post those pictures, to post the private jet with the logo Kylie Skin, to post the whole villa that they rented Turks and Caicos with everything branded Kylie's skin.

It was basically a social media campaign. And also she gave a shout out to Scott and Talentless. That's nice. Yeah. So I think he like made all the clothes. But aside from that, I just, my question is, like, you don't need this kind of promotion. Like, you just need to breathe something and it's successful. Yeah.

So, like, why are you showing, like, your private jets and your villas and your, like, friends and everyone? Like, every, it's so insane. And then while this is happening, Kim's fire collection for KKW, you know, came out. And it's like Kim in like fiery red and orange like eye shadow, which like literally I don't know if people wear eyeshadow. Like I think last time I did was like on my wedding they put some on. But like definitely if I would have worn eye shadow, wouldn't be orange and red. No, I can't. Like correct me if I'm wrong.

But it's like fire collection, fire collection. And then her in a bath and Kylie's in a bath and they're both like promoting the same thing. And I'm like, what is life? Like what is life? They like don't slow down. They don't slow down. And you can't keep up. Stop selling a shit.

And, you know, I think, like, out of everyone's, like, stuff, like, oh, maybe I'd want to try Kim's body makeup once just to, like, see that. But, like, I'd be D with, like, a package from Talentless. I'd be D with a package from Talentless. And I'd be D for, like, a pair of good American jeans. True. You know, I want that. And I would be D.

You know, I'm kind of into Pooch. I mean, I don't mind Pooch. Like, I didn't unfollow Pooch. Like, I'm okay seeing the updates. in the in the but at least like Chloe has her one thing Courtney now has her one thing Kendall is modeling modeling but like Kim and Kylie don't stop like Kylie is like a Kim clone I know but they don't stop and like Kylie's like now skin and lip lip kits which is fine that's her thing but it just keeps going yeah like don't you think of Kylie when you think of skincare right and

what did you say about the restop? Don't worry. Don't worry, you guys. If you don't get your, you know, Kylie's skin on the day it launches, it will sell out. Mark my words, you guys. It will be sold out in a couple of hours. And then there's going to be a date for a restock, which you'll be waiting for. And I'll be blasted over social media.

And let's just keep buying into this fucking shit. Let's just keep restocking. Let's just keep restocking and coming out with new lines and fire eye shadow. of like it's just like crazy like all of Kim's packaging is like pictures of her it's like it's literally so narcissistic and so like and I know I'm like in this and I love that shit but sometimes even I'm like at capacity with how much I can take like going through Instagram and you just want to escape a little and like enjoy seeing different things and you're like Kim's fire collection and Kylie's skin collection she's in a bath and she's in a bath and

rubbing and swatching which like swatching motherfucking hate swatching what's swatching I don't even And they put on their arms, like the colors. To show you, though. I hate it. You hate it? I hate it. It's like haunting me in my fucking dreams. Anyway, you guys, we'll take a quick break and be right back.

You guys? You guys, the Bachelorette episode last week was crazy. Bachelor nation say what? Oh my God, no way. Oh, oh, oh my God. It was Fantasy Sweet Week, as Hannah said, and she was so excited to bone all four men, Jed, Tyler, Peter, and crazy-ass Luke. But she didn't end up boning Tyler. She told him she didn't want to, which is weird. So weird, because, like, he's actually the only one that you would want to. Like, that I would want to, and I think that should have been. have like been like it's probably his craft like let him do what he's probably so good at just like

let him go be like who he is why are you telling him no literally she literally told him before like this is not no and I'm like but that doesn't make sense like they had sex right like they could what like what and we found out that Peter was the guy in the windmill and um you guys the live cast we did with cast box last week after the the episode of the bachelorette aired was so much fun. For those who missed it, you know, let me just tell you how easy it is to come on in and get in our live cast and you can call in and you can text in. And it's basically just like a live podcast where you can interact with us. So it's super fun. And all you have to do is download the app, the cast box app. Okay. Subscribe to the not skinny but not fat podcast. And then

once I do a live cast, you'll get notified and you can jump right in. And like I said, it's like a live podcast. You can call in. You can text in. It's super easy. So like I said, for next time, for you to join our live cast and not miss it, just make sure you have the cast box app downloaded. Make sure you're subscribed to not skinny but not fat on there.

And you should get the notification. And then you can call in, text in. It should be super, super fun. So for those who miss it and for those who didn't, then here it is to enjoy again, our little recap of The Bachelorette. last week. We just finished watching The Bachelorette. Okay.

So what happened was we started with Peter's fantasy suite date, which was like so hot. I'm so into Peter. And what did we, what did we decipher from this date? What did we decipher? That he's the fucking windmill guy.

Oh, he's the windmill guy. Yeah. Were you guys shooketh? Were you guys shook it? I literally thought it was Judd the whole time. I don't know why everyone. And she fucked him twice in the windmill, which, okay, it sounded so much cooler. When it came out, I think they were in Amsterdam.

So it made it seem like they just went up to a windmill and had sex. Where in actuality, that was the fantasy suite. Fantasy suite was a windmill. No, seriously. But you guys, what makes it less dramatic is that it was a fan. Fantasy Suite. That's where you have sex. I feel like the Bachelorette kind of promoted it or the media buzz was like that Hannah had sex with one of the contestants. Disregard. Not like it. Disregard. Let's speak. Disregardless. Irregardless. Not in the not in the fantasy suite. It was like they made it seem like it was outside of the fantasy suite, which has never happened in Bachelor history. Well, actually, I don't know. But like, no, it did. Caitlin Bristol, actually. But, but, but that we thought it. I thought it was a second Caitlin Bristow. Yeah, that it was like outside of the fantasy suite.

But like I was really surprised the whole time. No, not surprised actually because we've seen it. Her and Peter have got some chemistry. It is hot. But if we start from the beginning, the first time you see Pilot Pete, you're like,

oh, geeky nerdy, like has a good job. But like you don't think of him as like a passionate Pete. He looks like a 12 year old. in like a 26-year-old body. He looks like a 12-year-old. He really does look like a 12-year-old. He's so cute.

I'm so into him. Like, I'd marry him. I would. I know. She keeps saying that in front of her boyfriend who was like going to break up with her in a minute. He's like in a minute. But anyway, he ended up being the windmill, you know,

a date and they went in the fantasy suite. She had sex with them. They looked really happy in the morning. I think that was pretty much like the gist of of his date. Yeah. they just, yeah, they had a lot of sexual chemistry. He's so in love with her. He loves her. Like, I kind of believe it though. I think I would so believe it if not for the article that came out that he had. Okay, you guys. So let's talk about that for a minute. It's been swirling around. But basically today was kind of the day that the actual, I guess, entertainment tonight did an email interview with his ex who said we were in this relationship.

we were long distance. They met like on an app. She was living in Atlanta. He was living in L.A. and she was like visiting him and they were together and like they were planning on like moving in together. Like all this shit.

Up one day and he's like goodbye. He literally broke up with her on FaceTime and said that he doesn't, he wants to break it off before it gets too serious. And she said she thought something was fishy. So she looked at like who he was following or like who's following him. that's new, and he saw, like, a bachelorette casting person.

That's what's happening right now. So two of the four fantasy suite people guys are basically talked about that they're, they had girlfriends right before going on the show. Which freaking sucks for Hannah. Which freaking sucks for Hannah. Yeah. Tyler, our prince, who like, God bless them. Oh, my God.

You want to move on to Tyler? I need to move on to Tyler. Which are yell calls him Patrick Sway. I can't deal with that. He is young Patrick Swayze. All I want him to do is start like room bang down the thing. The only thing that's annoying is like I hate big men with small shoes. Why does he have small shoes?

He wears like these like baby macasans. No, not kids. Like baby macasans. I just hate baby macasans. I mean, he can wear whatever the hell he wants to wear. Honestly, I don't give a shit. He's hot. He started massaging her.

Then they started having like clothed sexual interests. intercourse and that was that. Babe, they didn't have intercourse. Clothed, I said. Oh, because what he did was so hot. It was like soft porn. How do you say softcore porn? What happened was they went on this like massage thing and then he literally was like to

the masseuse like goodbye, but like did it without her Hannah waking up. And then he started like massaging Hannah with oils and basically like getting on top of her while she was shirtless because she was getting a massage. And she like turned around, like they were basically. No, they were basically having sex. Yeah, they really were. Which, like, I don't feel like I've seen on Bachelor. You don't see it that intense.

So that was really hot. And then the kind of shocker, but not really shocker because we saw it in the promos came when they went on the dinner date part of the night. And she told him that she doesn't want to have sex with him, which I just want to say a couple things. I really like the fact that on this season, sex is a very open subject. Like, usually in bachelor's seasons, it's like the fantasy suite, but no one says like, oh, we're going to have sex there. It's like implied. Right. But here was very like talked about. It was openly talked about. Yeah. Like Hannah was like, fuck the in the windmill. And then about. We're not going to have sex.

Tell us she was like, we're not going to have sex. Then we'll get to the rest of the guys. But kind of like each guy talked about the fantasy suite being where you have sex. But I think that she made, she was the initiator in that conversation and she made them feel comfortable to talk about it. And I think she also wanted to make sure that she goes into the fantasy suite with these guys kind of like knowing their boundaries, you know. So with like Pete, she like, fuck them twice. With Tyler, she's like, no sex for you, sir. Yeah. So it was a very like open discussion about this is where sex happens and yes or no.

And in usual Bachelor seasons, it's like, fantasy sweet, like, we'll get to know each other better. Wink, wink, wink, wink, where it's like, we know what that means. Right. Anyway, so we were really shocked. But I think what it meant is she basically knows what it's like to fuck Tyler by like dry humping him the whole season. And she's basically like, I know we have the most chemistry ever alive. Like, I feel like anybody would have chemistry with him. You can just like, like, I can just like look at him and we have chemistry.

Yeah, but he has to have one, you bad. I know, like, that would be the process. So, basically, they ended up supposedly, like, rocking on a boat, talking all night. Yeah, which I felt bad for his fantasy sweet because, like, usually they're so, like, and he got a rocking, he got no sex and a rocking boat. And I just imagine, like, sleeping and you're, like, rocking back in the world. No, it's legit bum. A legit bum.

But also, so the next morning. which supposedly after a sexless night he walked away and Hannah was so felt that it was so hard to say goodbye to him that she cried. She cried. Which it could be like it was about him. It could be it was about the whole process. But like...

Maybe she like warned him. That what? I don't know. That he's not it. No, maybe she like, they had like a deep conversation, you know? I love how he's like, my girl. And his dad was so sweet last episode. No, I really like Tyler.

Anyway, moving on, the next date we had is stupid as Jed. Jed. I don't like him, I think, probably 70% because of the fact that we know and that he had a girlfriend before going in. And ever since I, like, read that. And his family. No, his family was like kind of sucked. And ever since I read that, I also like don't believe anything he says. Like, I look at him and it is just really not genuine at all.

And I just, like, didn't feel the connection this time. I don't feel like she has as much chemistry with him as she does with Tyler and Pete. Yeah. And even with like Luke during his day, day portion of his day. The thing is like, I don't get it because someone just wrote, Jed is such a phony, I can't. Okay, he comes into the season and says like, yeah, I did. I came in for my music, but then I saw it was you and like, you know, changed my mind. bought it. Okay. We already

talked about how dumb that is. That she was like, oh, okay. Thanks for your honesty. Like, thanks for being honest. And it's like, what honesty? Like, legit, so weird. I still have been said, Jed. Except not. Exactly not. But then, and then his fucking weird ass family

that they all looked like from the 80s and being like, Hannah's like, so is he ready? And they're like, no, like, his music. And then it's like to the dad, like, do you think he like wants a future? And the dad is like his music and then the sisters like producers asked them to play that up

because it was so weird it was such an awful hometown date. It was creepy. It was so bad. They like didn't like her. They didn't. Nothing was nice about it and she like kept him and pretended like it was a nice date. Like it nothing looked good about that day. They did pretend like why wasn't she

like in the interviews like that was really hurtful or like weird and like everyone hates me. Yeah. But it's the same thing like remember Rachel Lindsay and Brian? Yeah. So they didn't talk about the fact that, like, Ryan's mom was a freakish-ass mom.

Remember? Yeah, true, true. Like him and his previous wife, like, got divorced because of the mom. Right, right. And he said that openly. And he said that openly. He's like, she didn't get along with my mom, so I divorced her. And, um, and Rachel was never like, holy shit, I'm not going,

I'm not going in that web of, like, grossness. But now they're together happily. I mean, I know. I told you I could never fully buy. I buy it at this point. You buy it at this point. It's been years. It's been years. If his family is saying Jed's music is the most important, then they obviously supported him

going on the show for his music. Yeah. Not to find love. No one's worried about him finding love. It was for his music. Right. They really wanted him to, like, grow himself. Yeah.

But she's just stupid for not like seeing that. And he's the only guy she said, I love you to. A, she said it to him only. And she didn't even say it to anybody else at this point, even in the fantasy suite, which we talked about is like fucked up. Yeah. I feel like Jed was just like, I didn't like the fantasy suite. It was not going really well. It didn't look like they had so much chemistry.

But his fantasy suite was sick. Did you see they had an outdoor pool? They had like a really nice house. Like, are you kidding? But let's go back for a second. He basically, on the date and at night, said to Hannah that he doesn't understand if he's there, how is, what's his face there? Luke there. He brought it up.

Right. So he brought it up. But he brought it up at the weirdest time. I think to show he cares. Because he's like, he also said like, I'm saying this because they really care. And it's like no one believes you times. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm not into Jed. I care less about him. I care more about Luke at this point. No, I know. So anyway, so Jed really wanted to come across that he cares so much about Hannah, that he doesn't understand how she could possibly still have Luke around. And he really needed her to explain to him how she could have feelings for Jet and for Luke. And at the same time, because Luke, like, sucks so much. And I just think that's like really weird. No, he brought it up. She appreciated it. She's smitten for him. They had sex. They had sex. Someone is saying something interesting. What are they saying? Hannah also said to Colton, hi Kara, on her season, how if he likes Caitlin, then she can't like him.

Seems like these guys studied her season and used the same stuff on her. Hmm. Interesting. Luke's used a lot of her stuff. Luke has used like weird ass shit. Like Luke says shit and then takes it back right away. He's like, so I think that you like had sex. Then she's like, Blund.

He's like, no, never mind. You didn't. Like he takes at least stand. behind your shit every time he like says stuff the last episode where he said he saw God in the shower like done done bye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye okay so are we moving on to luke's date though wait are we done no so jed yeah they didn't really show i guess a lot of like sexual stuff that happened that's what i'm saying like i said that they didn't have as much chemistry on that date like they showed a lot more chemistry with luke than even with jed you know what i mean during their

day portion of the day. Yeah, because even on Luke's date, she said that he's like the best kisser. And they were kissing and like they were showing a lot more intimacy than they did with Jed. But I feel like they're like, they always set you up to think something. You know what I mean? I really hope they're setting me up to think things. You guys. Anyway, so Luke's date, she took him to Santorini in a helicopter. Which is like, Santorini is like the dreamiest, most amazing place on this planet. Yeah. It's amazing. And it looked like they had a really nice day portion of the date. And then, so they get to Center any of the most beautiful place,

they're having a lovely, lovely time. She, you know, sees all the things she's been seeing in him, which we still don't get. I don't think the viewer for one second is like, oh, Luke is like, you know, a good guy. No. I don't, I don't, because he's not believable. Everything that he says is feels so rehearsed.

How is someone saying here? I love Pete. I kind of am team Pete. Have you guys seen what came out today about Pete? They did a GF and broke up with her for the show. I don't think people want to believe that. I'm going to believe that. Also, if the GF was in Atlanta, was it a real GF?

Like, for real. Far from sight, far from heart. No. Out of sight. Out of mind. Yeah. Oh, yeah, true. So anyway, and then the explosive part of the night came when

they went to the dinner portion. And he literally kind of started off with like a Bible verse and then was like and then was like sin is sex before marriage. I've abstained from it for the last three and a half to four years like you like I will not be here if you have had sex. And then she's like, um, and then he's like, I'm just kidding. We'll work through whatever and like, I'll forgive you. But if it's all of them, then I, all of them, then I have to go.

So then she said, like, first of all, what do you mean work through? Like, she was like, I don't need to like forgive me for something. It's like my, I'm entitled to do whatever I want. Right. She's like a free woman. Yeah. So he like kept going with that. It was the weirdest conversation.

But I'm like, he, he is so crazy and like this is the problem in today's world. Like he thinks it's okay for him to say this shit. And he's not even like, he doesn't have her. You know, she's not his wife. So it's kind of gross. It's so gross and disgusting, but at least she came to her senses and she all of a sudden saw the light. She had like, you said she was like foaming at the mouth. She actually did have some white shit on her mouth.

She was like so mad. She was so mad. She was foaming at the mouth. And she was just like, I have clarity now. And the clarity is like goodbye. And you guys won't believe. I mean, if you've seen it, you will believe. But what's so crazy is how...

After all of that, he had the guts to say, can I pray over you? Can I at least pray over you? No, and nobody gets that a joke? Can I get a word in? And she's like, no. And then she's like, I'm going to say things to make you leave. And then she's literally like. Yeah, because he's like, I don't want to leave.

I take it back. And she's like, well, I can say things that are going to make you want to leave. Oh, so that's why she said, I fucked in a windmill. Yeah, that's why she said. I had had sex. and Jesus still loves me. Let's be honest, you guys, this was a good episode.

I love Hannah for us. And this is a good season. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, she is empowering. Hannah, Jen says that Hannah B is officially her favorite Bachelorette. I really think that she's a good one. And she took us by surprise because, you know,

she wasn't so well-spoken in Colton season. I don't get it, but do the batch, like, do the casting people or producers like... See through shit? No, do they make her right, like, like scripts beforehand so because she really is well spoken and like is expressing herself and like has things to say all the time no her mona no her but the thing is if you remember her like at the the rose thing she's like what do i say where do i stand what do i do but she actually got good at

tv yeah yeah i guess you can get good at this kind of shit you're like expressing your feelings she's so good at it no she really is and she like speaks very nicely and she stands up for herself. And that's one thing that I really love. It was like a captivating episode. It was, it was, and it was a captivating season. Like I said, like it didn't seem like it was going to be this crazy. And a lot of people didn't want to watch. And there are a lot of haters in Bachelor World who are like, I'm not going to watch this season. And it ended up being, it is kind of a good season. And I think that aside from, you know, recent revelations about, some of the guys. She had a good group of guys. She really did. Physically and also otherwise.

Yes, she really did. She had a really good group of guys. She has like some, you know, interesting decisions to make in the future, which I'm kind of excited about. And what I'm kind of know about because you read reality. What I'm even more excited about is Bachelor in Paradise eventually. I know, which we just saw like Deamy Babies in an ad for it. Yeah. Speaking of a lot of Bacheloretta Lama are in Cuximela. It's in Puerto Fayarta. Oh, I love Puerto. Have you been?

Yeah, I actually have. Have you guys been to Puerto Vyarta? Ding, ding, ding. But yeah, it looks like the most magical place on Earth. Yeah, no, it's seriously a magical place. A lot of Bacheloretta Lama. I told Ariel earlier that thanks for the invite, but I won't be able to make it.

No, just looking at the videos, like, everyone's trying to create content and get their best, you know, angle and take photos by the pool and photos by margaritas and just, like, look the hottest and look the skinniest. And it was just giving me anxiety to watch the stories. Caitlin Bristow is there. Hanna G. is there.

Amanda Stanton is there. Amanda Stanton is there. I think they all, like, probably have kind of fighting, like, who's the hottest, who got the best room, like, blah, blah, blah. I don't know. That shit just, like, makes me nervous, that competitiveness. But I wouldn't choose to be in a house with, like, 30 other girls, no thanks. And 30 other, like, influencer, Instagram models.

Yeah, let's not forget. Yeah. You guys, the live cast we did with CastBox last week after the episode of The Bachelorette aired was so much fun. who missed it, you know, let me just tell you how easy it is to come on in and get in our live cast and you can call in and you can text in and it's basically just like a live podcast where you can interact with us. So it's super fun and all you have to do is download the app, the cast box app, okay? Subscribe to the not skinny but not fat podcast. And then once I do a live cast, you'll get notified and you can jump right in. And like I said,

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It's called a Sweet Week. I don't know why I really like saying that. That's how, like, never was a Bachelorette so excited to, like, have sex. I know. And never was a Bachelorette so open about the fantasy. We love that. It was every conversation, it was like, you know, she sat down with, like, Tyler was like, I don't want to have sex with you tonight.

She sat down with, like, Peter. She's like, I'm excited to have sex with you tonight. She sat down with Luke and Luke was like, did you have sex with other people, but like we're sex? And it was just like, you know, it was kind of nice because on other seasons it was, you know, very like left in like the abyss. Like, oh, like fantasy sweet, well, stay up talking all night, which is weird to think about like, here's this night go bone. Like it is a weird concept. I know when you think about it because it's literally a night to like go have sex. Yeah.

And most of them do. Most of them do. But I think that also it's not like you like imagine at the end of the show you're getting engaged. Like you need a night together. That's what we talked about that pretty sure Hannah humped everyone the whole entire season. Like everyone's saying she was doing dick checks. Everyone was saying this. This was the talk about that town.

Wait, really? Yeah. Why do you think she like crawled on over them? She was checking that out. She was doing dick checks. Oh my God. That is genius. Why do you think in any dress, she was in tight-us dresses?

I just thought she was horny and, like, just got on everyone. Everyone was saying she was doing dick checks. Oh, my God, makes so much sense. Yes. She was literally in these, like, tight sequined dresses and, like, slits and everything. Somehow she was crawling on over. No, not, what do you mean crawling? She was, like, jumping on over.

She, like, I remember one time she, like, took Tyler, pushed him on the bed and climbed on him. No, she is crazy. I kind of like her, though. Yeah, no, she's great. She knows what she wants and she's going after what she wants. And after last episode, there was some Twitter drama between her and Luke because, like, the way that he left, which we talked about, ugh. And he just posted something about her, like, laughing about her sins and she posted something back to him. And what I really liked about, she live tweets the shows.

So I went back and read her tweets. And they're actually really funny. She was like, you know, when the Luke part aired, she was like, boy, be gone. And about the windmill, she posted a bunch of shit. Like, she's very actually cute on Twitter. In other Bachelor Nation news, Sarah Highland and Wells are engaged. No, I'm in love. They're so cute.

They're so lovable. They really are, like, goals. And I just, like, have so many, like, happy feelings about this engagement. Yeah, no, they're so cute. And she's been through a lot, and he's been by her side. And they just both seem like they fit really well together. Like they have a good relationship and we really wish them like so much love and luck. And like happiness and what all the good things.

And all the good things. I wonder if it happened on Bachelor in Paradise because it kind of looked like that beach. They were in Mexico. Yeah. Oh, you think that he didn't, he didn't film it. The video that we saw was drone. So he had like his friend like have a drone. You know, I, I figured it was a drone.

I figured it was a drone. Yeah. But I think that he like did it. while he was Wells on VIP. While he was bartender. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's crazy. Also, I posed it today something about Colton, which I try to not hate on Colton and Cassie that much because it's just so easy and also like I don't actually hate them. I don't actually hate them.

It's just like hard when he posts shit like a picture with her. I don't ever want to see another sunrise without you. No, but like we came to the conclusion that Colton is just like cheesy. So cheesy. And like,

We were together. I forgot the rest. Listen. Also, they are like a different group of like lovers. They're a different breed of people. They're a different breed of lovers. Yeah, like we don't, like I couldn't be friends with someone who posed it like that without being like, hey, oh my God, he has two million followers. Yeah, he's got a lot.

But he had a bunch before he came in because I think he was a professional football player. Yeah, he was. He was. Yeah. But yeah. so it's just like hard because it's like it is really cheesy and really corny so it's hard for me to like

super support because like I don't really like that big of a cheese and it's cuter to me when I think a couple is cute from like a far rather than them being like we're so cute and in love look at odds I know I agree but I also think like if he wants

to pose pictures of her that's great and cute but like you don't have to caption it like those things like you can say something like all of my husband's Instagram is pictures of me, okay? It is. But you believe you mean, it doesn't say that he doesn't

want to see another sunrise without me. It probably has an emoji with sunglasses on. Like literally he doesn't know what to say. I can't. That's always what it is. It's like a piece emoji, an emoji with sunglasses. Yeah, like legit.

So I'm not saying you can't. I'm just saying like it's, don't expect us to like be like oh my God, that's so cute. Like, it's not cute. I'm not into it. You're also probably not that cute, like 90% of the time. Yeah, probably's not.

Do you think Sean Mendez and Camilla Cabello together is cute? No, I really, really, really ship them. You do? People think he's gay. No, I don't think that. And I think that they're so cute together. I think that they're real. She's an energizer bunny.

He's just like a hot 20-year-old. promoting I love it when you call me Senorita. Good thing no one can sue us for like singing the song because it doesn't sound like the song probably with our voices. I'm like, don't worry, producer. No one's going to know it's the song. But yeah, people think he's gay but and they're promoting the song. You thought it was for promotion they're together. I don't think that they'd be pictured everywhere like pretending to be together.

You guys, let's put it like this. They might be together. They're definitely not getting married. They're 20. So that's not going to be a lifelong couple. They're 20, but why can't we just say that one thing is real here and that they're like actually liked each other and that they got together on the set of Senorita? And they don't need to promote their themselves like that and the song like that.

They already have so many followers. They're so popular. Like they don't need this type of promotion to go and pretend. A real only cares about followers. Like do you notice you guys, every person she's like they have so many. follow. Let's say fans, people that love their music. Followers, followers, followers. Add Ariel Hirsch. Ariello's sales. Get her up to 241, ladies and gentlemen. Speaking of like followers, sometimes it's really hard for me understand like the Cardi B thing.

Like Ariel just sent me this video of her talking about like tears of like being a stripper for like a sugar daddy. A sugar daddy. And it was just like on fucking real. Like she should be a standup. comic about that shit, but to think of her as like a musician and the way she talks about that kind of shit, like, get you a man who like, you know, and if you're this kind of like stripper or like, ho, I don't know even what she's talking about. It's like, he gets you like a weave. And if you do this, like he'll get you a Chanel. If you do this, he'll get you like a house. If you do this, he'll get you a this. And I'm like, no, this is real life. No, what Amanda just did was not, not go to Cardiq's page and watch the video.

It sounded like the nerd version of it. Like, yeah. But, yeah, I don't, I don't connect. No, I mean, I don't connect either. She's a good rapper, though. She is a good rapper. She's talented. I don't connect either, but going through her page and listening to the shit that she says.

About her pussy. My pussy is my best friend. Yeah. Did you see that? Of course I talk about my pussy. There was this whole thing. And then when you don't talk about your pussy, people get mad and talk about your pussy. Like, A, I hate that word.

I would never, I don't even use that word. No, but it's like, it's like, I don't, when I look at her videos, I'm like, is this, like, it's comical? Is it comical? Is it comical? Is she real? Is she real? She should be a stand-up comedian.

Yeah. She should be a stand-up fucking comedian. Aye, aye, aye, aye. In I-I-I-I-Nus, Brittany Spears went to an art museum and posed with a teddy bear. That was such a good transition, by the way. I said, aye-a-i. Wow. I can't get over this with a teddy bear.

You guys. I don't know if it's a teddy bear museum. Like I almost hope it's a teddy bear museum because then it would make sense for her to pose boomerings upon boomerings with teddy bears. That's what I asked you at first because I saw it and I was like, what the hell is you doing at a teddy bear museum? I think it is. I think it might be like she came with a teddy bear. And like the thing is like sometimes like I'm not looking for people to hate on her. But if you look at comments and people are like, Brittany, you look so great.

Like no, Brittany, what are you doing? What is happening? Like, I'm not going to hate on what she's wearing because she is wearing burkin socks. like a t-shirt and like shorts. But like that I don't care about. I'm all about comfort and like dressing comfortably. And I do like that part of her like that we talked about. She's down to earth.

But she did put up this picture with her tongue out, which makes her look like normal kind of. But then she put up a few days ago, just tried this virgin margarita. It was too sweet. Couldn't drink it. Like does she know so the difference? Like this should go in a story.

This shouldn't be opposed. Like story the margarita. You know? I like you guys, I can't. And the other week you put up this thing that was like, I usually run 15 minutes on the treadmill and then I go to. Today, I'm going to try to do 30 minutes on the treadmill. Do you think I can do it?

It's like all these like little quizzes about like fitness. It's like I don't know what's happening. No. I legit can. No, but I feel like Brittany like just also does not know how to do Instagram. No, she doesn't. I don't think she understands Instagram. That's why there were rumors that she was.

and running her own page, but then she's trying to make it really, really clear that she's running our own page. But I don't think she understands, like, even now, like, what Instagram is about. So she'll, like, upload the teddy bear museum and, like, the margarita. It's not a...

And, like, her, like, walking down. It's not a teddy bear museum. But do you know who else has been, like, making me laugh on Instagram? Is Jack's Taylor, you guys? I don't know. I watched him freak out in traffic the other day. And he was literally, like, going crazy.

He was like, guys, I'm going to drive into an incoming traffic. That's it. Like, this is where I say my goodbye. And I don't know why it made me laugh. A, because he loves filming himself and it's really funny. And he's all up in his, like, shrinking face, which I think I talked about the fact

that he had... No, it's shrinking. Yeah, because he was getting the big head syndrome like Mel Gibson, John Travolta, but then it shrunk again. So... Because he lost so much weight before the wedding. And maybe he stopped doing like steroids and stuff. Maybe. And like, he's all Botox. He literally has

Botox like on his eyelids probably. I know people are like noticing people notice like the marks I think even in his close-up videos. But he's also like storing up the wazoo. And I'm pretty sure he's like a bored housewife right now because it's like his stories are like my pool, my dog, Brittany, my pool food. Dog, Brittany, pool, food. And I'm like, okay, you are bored. All day. But they're all kind of like they all bought houses or like at home all day. Stasi does a lot. Stasi is a busy. be Lala I feel like is also somehow like she's remodeling her mansion but like all of them like what do they do they just film right like what do they probably don't film all day it's very like probably like windows of when they need people but um you know season seven wrapped up they all got houses i think jackson no i think tom and katy did first and then jackson brittney went after them and then um no sorry do you have to get the order. They all got houses around the same time. No, Sandoval and Ariana first, then Tom and Katie, then Jackson, Brittany.

That makes sense. That order makes sense. But yeah, so they're all in their big-ass houses, like live in life. So maybe that's why they also, you know, going back to the Billy Lee drama. That's why maybe they need it because they're all like married old couples now. But I'm sure they'll bring the drama and I can't wait for when that comes out probably in the fall slash winter. Um, anyway, you guys, thank you so much for listening today. I love you. Thank you to my producer and editor at the Pudglomerate Network. Also, thank you guys in advance for rating and reviewing the podcast. For those who did, love you, for those who didn't, go do it now, screenshot it, DM it to me. I'll even post it. I'll tag you. I'll say thank you. I'll love you. Download the app, the cast box app. Okay. subscribe to the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast.

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