Not Skinny But Not Fat - NSBNF Co-Host Arielle Is Back With Some Margs

Episode Date: June 25, 2019

Although we kicked her to the curb for a few episodes and replaced her with the cast of VPR, she clawed her way back into the co-host seat at NSBNF, and damn we’re happy she did- (mostly because she brought margs).   Amanda and Arielle recap VPR, Housewives, The Bachelorette, and rehash Amanda’s birthday, her trip to LA, meeting scheana, and her SUR story.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is Not Skinny but Not Fat and I'm your host, Amanda, here to bring you the latest in all pop culture news, celebrity gossip, anything happening right now in Hollywood that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is Not Skinny but Not Fat. Hello, everyone. Welcome to another week of Not Skinny but Not Fat, the podcast. I'm your host, Amanda from Not Skinny but Not Fat on Instagram, and it seems like I lost my co-host for a while. Guess who's back, back, back, back again. Were you planning this all day? No, well, maybe, but I just thought about it.

You were legit planning it. Shadie's back, back, back. Tell a friend. Did you even record on these mics with me? They didn't have the cover. But yeah. Yeah, like, who are you even? I don't know.

But I'm back. So Ariel, my sister slash co-host is back with us today for some celeb gossip, some reality TV recap, some Hollywood lowdowns. I'm excited to have you back, babe. I'm really excited to be back. But I'll throw you out again the minute there is like a good guest. I know. That's legit what you did.

You had like the Vanderpump rules cast on and you were like, buy Ariel. So fast. No, but if we were doing it here, then you would be part of it. but I did Katie remotely and I did Sheena in L.A. I was having so much FOMO. What I'm saying is it wasn't on purpose. It's true. She is always welcome to be part of it.

And sometimes I tell her to shut up, but I don't mean it. I'm the co-host. Your title has been like kind of like. We're the O.G. Relax yourself. Like Amanda's up on her high horse meeting the Vanderbomberg World's like, bye. And then she's like, bye, and it's like, I don't even exist as a sister anymore. I'm just, like, gone with the wind.

Gone with the wind. So you are the most, like, the hardest guest to coordinate with. She's like, no, this time. No, can you change us? No. She's like so involved. Then she comes in, prances in, 20 minutes late. To the studio.

Five minutes late. She comes in at 2 p.m. with a bottle of tequila. Like, she thinks she's on Vanderbunberal. Okay. She comes in with a bottle of tequila and is like, Waltz is in with the bottle of tequila and I'm like, okay. And then I was like, no, we don't have time for that. Like, blah, blah, blah. And then obviously we're with Margs right now. We had to. Like, I was back again with the bottle. Like, we had to, we had to drink Margs. And also I came five minutes late and I ran to the bathroom to pee and you were like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, I'm not allowed to pee when I walk in these house. No, but I feel bad for greeting your tequila. Tequila like that. I know. I'm sorry.

Cheers. I love you. Welcome back. Cheers. Until the next time where I, you know. So speaking of L.A. and, you know, meeting Sheena and doing her podcast and her being on mine, I wanted to give my listeners a little bit of like a summary of how everything went down.

I mean, I'm not really sure what I've done to you. but I'll take a Pino Grigio. Because I did go to Sir. I did go to TomTom. I would have gone to, what is there, Villa Blanca and Pump. Oh, I actually had a reservation for Pump when I was in L.A.

And it's like, oh, it's like a club. It's like a club food. So it's like not really for food. And we were starving. We went on the first night we got there and we had a reservation for like 10 p.m., which I don't know what I thought

that I would like survive without food until 10 p.m. I was legit about to go to in and out. But so I came in, I was like, could we sit earlier? And they were like, no. So I was like, I couldn't wait. I couldn't wait to go. So I didn't end up going back. And, sir, I told this story on my podcast with Sheena, but it was a fucking fuck up.

Like, it was like going to like a mecca and like being disappointed. Not that I, I didn't come with expectations. Did you just compare mecca to sir? Like legitimately confused here Yeah Sir, fucking sir I was dreaming about going there Like 100 restaurants

And I feel like they all are not good with food They all have 3.5 stars That's the truth So exactly this The 3.5 stars on Yelp is like my husband is We call him Yelp God in the family And like him going to 3.5 stars Is really like doing me a huge favor

Because he like usually wouldn't But because it was important to me, then we went, and I think we both, I came with the low expectations of what the food would be like, but at least I thought that I would like, you know, feel like a little electricity in the air. Peter Madrigal was there, which was like inter-a-sante because I was like, he legit works here. Did you exchange words with him? No, I didn't. What was he doing? Was he walking around? He was managing. He was being a manager of a restaurant. That's insane. I know. I love him for that. I know. But, well, you didn't really tell me about meeting him,

But you know what I thought about? Because I literally thought to like snap a photo of him for instance. You should have. What? Like asked to take a photo? No. You should have just like, no. Well, excuse you.

You shouldn't know. You should have just like snapped a picture without him seeing you snap a picture. I tried. But listen why I didn't. Though I was sitting on the like lounge like on the bench. You know how there's a chair and there's like a bench like a couch bench. So like a couch like a couch. Yeah.

And there's a mirror behind you. you. So if I would have done it with the camp, with my phone, he would have seen it. Oh. I don't want to be like, lame out. Did you see people ask him to take pictures with them? Oh, no. But 100% everyone there was like there because of the show. Right. Especially because I'm dumb and went

on like Memorial Day. Like, it was super slow. The lounge was closed. There was no vibe. Like everywhere where we see them bartending, usually on the show wasn't there. There was like a mini bar. I just, I got it wrong.

And then I went on cheese. Okay, wait. And then I had to order the go cheese balls because Stasi describes them. And I've had, you know, when we get like go cheese salad and it's like a fried thing of go cheese, like I've had go cheese in a ball before. So I knew what to, I knew like what the idea of it was. So when Stasi describes it as the best thing ever, 5,000 times, like throughout Fana Pumpurals, I thought it would be like a really unique melt in your mouth, explode in your mouth type of go cheese ball. And it was literally like, imagine the texture of like ricotta, but like a warm ricotta. That's disgusting.

Like, no, I don't want warm ricotta in my mouth. So it was warm ricotta. It wasn't like the texture of like, you know, you want the ball to be like sort of like a mozzarella stick, like a, right doesn't that sound good. Or a go cheese melt, like have the go cheese be so melting. Like it like pops in your mouth and the cheese is all over. Oh, my God. But it was like warm ricotta as a best way I could picture it.

And so very underwhelming. And we got this like salad, like a pear set, like a beet salad, but it wasn't good. And then we got the steak, which like, you know my husband. But like apparently, Sheena said that like you got the wrong thing. Yeah. Like you guys didn't make wise decisions there. I wouldn't get a steak at like a place that's not known for steak. But I think I was like, I was having a day, I think.

I don't know. I don't know. It was just like you probably. weren't even feeling the vibe at the restaurant. I wasn't feeling the vibe and I definitely wasn't feeling like, oh, no, I know what happened. So I knew I wanted to get the pasta, like the pasta. The angel hair pasta? Yeah.

And we were going to John and Vinnie's the next day, which is like Italian. So is a casual Italian? Yeah, but Yelan was like, we're going to eat pasta tomorrow. And I was like, okay, I want him going to do it. So like, I ate it. It's not about the pasta. It's not about the pasta. I didn't even get the pasta that like that whole thing was apparently about because also

sheena told me she was like, it was. the pasta um so like i have to believe them now questionable yeah but i have to believe them now because even sheena's co-host janet was like listen like i'm not contracted to lie and like it was legit the pasta so i guess i'll believe them but even though i'm like it's so weird because like whenever someone tries to explain to me what went down there on that episode and be like rakel was upset because lull i eat her pasta i'm like no no no no no no rickle's also like 20 years old everyone What does that? What do you mean you forgot?

Were you upset about someone eating your pasta when you were 20? No, but like maybe Raquel hasn't eaten all day, so she was really upset about the pasta. Forkel, I mean, speaking of Raquel. They're still together. I know. She's like, weird. I feel bad for her. She's like, she handles shit, like, the way she gets screamed at by people, in her, by

people, aka, like, Lala. Like, I would literally, like, shit my pain. If Lala, like, said, like, yo girl to me, I would, like, cry. If Lala, like, took her finger in. my face with her like long acrylic nails, I'd be like, oh, yeah, like scared shitless of Lala, but somehow Rakel is like, she somehow like manages to like not cry. Yeah. She doesn't cry.

I mean, I'm sure behind closed doors, she does. I feel like if I was on that show, I'd be crying 24-7. I'd be crying 24-7. Like Sheena used to cry 24-7. Yeah. She would say a word and she would cry. Yeah. Well, so speaking of Sheena, so I was excited to podcast with her.

she was super sweet i you know the the thing that stood out to me most about sheena and like what i knew i needed to like talk to her about was just like how crazy it is that throughout the whole uh show she's always expected to like stand up for things and like have an opinion and like be like everyone else basically well you remember when you sent me that picture and this is like i know you're going to say like this is not on the same topic oh shit i hate when you do that yeah but hold on you send me that picture of them filming and it's like five camera crews and I feel like they want her to do that for the camera and she doesn't do that and like it's so awkward to see like five people standing with five different cameras in every angle you're surrounded and you're standing in a small

like space it's like filming a TV show it's like filming a movie it's like crazy that it's reality that it's like actual stuff I mean what did you think it's not like the big brother where they're like hidden cameras throughout the house it's like cameras in your face but yeah I sent you from because they're filming season 8 right now. So I did send you. There was this clip of like, I think they were, maybe they were like a TomTom for the, yeah, for Stasi did like a book signing party at Tom Tom.

And obviously after I left L.A., literally went on the worst like time. Even I went to Tom Tom Tom one night and it was also like we walked in and the guy was like, because it's like blah blah blah day like we'll be, you know, last round 1030. So I went on, like, super lame days. I did.

But what's funny is that, like, you say this, but, like, you also had bad weather in Vegas for, like, two days. I did. And then L.A. wasn't super hot. I feel like that's pretty unusual. Oh, are you trying to say have bad luck? It's also unusual for a plane to get struck by lightning, but my plane did. No, I don't want to talk about that. I really don't want to talk about that.

You were dissing my trip. You were saying, I had bad luck. Because you were just saying, like, I went on a bad day to Tomtown. I'm like, you also had, like, 70 degree weather. Vegas. But like, Ariel, literally, she's going away to Miami this weekend. Yeah, bitch. And she usually obsesses over weather apps and like, what's the weather going to be like? And one day it's going to be cloudy. It says thunderstorms and like severe weather all weekend. So I'm trying to like keep calm. So she told me and we realized that the one only thing I'm chill about in life,

like the one only thing is that. Weather is weather. You legit didn't care. I would be like if I was in Vegas and it was like 60 degrees, I'd freak out. But yeah. I never care. You're so. Even when I I live in New York, it's like, you know, my mom every day is like, it's a beautiful day today. And, like, tomorrow it's raining. And I'm like, you don't give a shit. I really don't care. You really don't. It's amazing.

And I chill about something in my life. You're a chill about weather. And it's like one of the things that I'm really obsessed about. So she's really, sorry, she goes to me. Like, I'm trying not obsess over weather. You know, if it rains a whole time, I'll be dancing in the rain. I can't believe I thought that. I actually did not mean that.

I'm, like, internally trying to, like, not freak out about it. I think Miami, when it says, 90 degrees thunderstorms. It could be like an hour of thunderstorms. I've seen that. It was like 90% like mostly cloudy most of the days. Like I've been looking at hourly. I don't know. I'm just trying to be. I thought you're trying not to obsess. I am. Okay. So since I told you I haven't looked at anything. Anyway, this bitch motherfucker, a third time in Miami this year. What's up? But yeah, I didn't care before. I didn't even know. I think people were telling me like, oh my God, Vegas is like a thousand degrees. And then I get there and it's like 65 and I'm like walking up and

down the strip like a fucking loser because you can't be at the pool and you know trying to have a coffee and like sitting at a slot machine but then again like I don't think I'm doing Vegas like most people like no but sheena goes to Vegas and is like having sex with magic mics like that's not my vibe you have a husband I don't think you're gonna be having sex with magic mics but I feel like people love Vegas like no people like what I love Vegas like obviously you love it you're like being lifted up in the air by Chippendales all day that's like different than my vibe. No, but at the same time, people with, like, husbands also go to Vegas and love it.

But I feel like, I feel like you didn't do it right because, like... Fuck you. No, that wasn't an insult. You would have done it differently? No, I'm just saying, like, it's like for people who want to party day and night to go to pool parties, to go to, like, clubs, it's like, that's what it's for. You're not going to, you went to Vegas to, like, have, like, a chilled time to, like, sit by the pool, but people go for, like, pool parties.

and then like club parties and then like party and gamble and gamble and that's what it's all about and that's what people love about it and you didn't go to a club you know you didn't do that and then I was so Vegas like I mean we were both happy to see it

my husband loves like poker whatever like we saw a beautiful show loved by the Beatles Cirque de Soleil was amazing we're happy to get to LA and LA is beautiful weather but it just wasn't like pool weather not yet yeah yeah

And I was supposed to meet up with Katie Maloney Schwartz, but it didn't end up happening. It's okay. I got stood up by Katie Maloney Schwartz. No, she is super cute and she's, you know, so friendly to me on Instagram to the point of like, oh, you want to be friends. I forgot how to like, she wants to be Insta friends. I guess she wants to be Insta friends. But she's the one, I mean, everyone heard it, you guys. She suggested meeting up at fucking Tom Tom Tom, 17 times on the podcast I did with her.

But she wants to be Insta friends. I, like, I don't know. people like suggest things that they mean at the time and then like, I mean, I don't know what I would do if she was like, hey, Tom Tom at nine, I'd probably freak the fuck out. Yeah. I mean, it would be like, it would be like I'd feel weird. Yeah, yeah. But I still really like her and we'll maintain our Insta friendship. And now I'm, I have a new Insta friend. Sheena. Shea. She, her name is not Sheena She anymore. I think she kept it. Oh, she did? I kind of like that last name though. Yeah, I think she does too. she is practically what you see on the show like she is a lot

and she is you know very into the things that she's doing and but she's like super fun and super cool I loved how like

honest she was on the podcast she is pretty honest and like especially with like I was telling you about like coach and like I don't care about that shit

I like servers at sir and like you're talking about like PJs versus coach yeah I'm talking about like even though she's probably like pretty wealthy right now and she speaks like she's really down to earth like she doesn't care about the money not in guys not in life i know but i even was like sheena like stop

dating fucking servers at sir like why would she likes if they're hot who cares no because i think what happened to her is like you get fucked up over relationships and at the end of the day like as we've seen yeah and like she was married to to she and then that went awry she like believed in magic love princesses like happy endings and then she met, she got back with Rob and was like, he's my happy ending. And I think once you've been burned more than once, it's like all of a sudden her attitude is like, no, it's cool, like single forever, like don't care, never want to get married. You know that there's something, you know, on the podcast, she's so, she talked so much about

guys and sleeping with guys and going out with guys and like Chippendales and Magic Mikes. And you have to wonder like, yeah, there's something like cool about that, obviously, like, partying in Vegas and, like, having sex with magic mics with their, like, moves and stuff. But I could tell, psychologist Amanda, I could tell that, I mean, there's, there's obviously something underneath and, like, her being, like I said, burned in a few past relationships. She probably is, like, guarding herself now a lot to the point where she's saying that she's not sure she wants, like, to get married. And even though she talked a lot about freezing her eggs and that's smart, because I think

that takes the pressure off. It's like, okay, I'm 34. You know, the pressure is the biological clock. And once you take care of that part and you know that you have those eggs saved up, I guess. The clock is still ticking. You don't want to be a grandma, mom. But it's crazy that, like, none of them have kids yet. No.

And they're all. Stasia, I remember used to talk about having kids even with Patrick. Like, she was really into kids. No, I'm sure she is. But I think obviously Patrick is an A-hole and, like, fuck him. and then she recently met her new boyfriend. I mean, I think it's that recent, though. But I don't, I think it's like, it's more recent than not.

She's probably going to have kids with Beau just like when they, like, get married. Right. But Katie and Schwartz don't have kids yet. Right. Well, Schwartz is not anywhere near ready. I don't think any of them are anywhere near ready. Weirdly, I think Jacks is the most ready. Well, Jackson is so 40.

He's the oldest. But he's also, like, I just, I'm on, wait, you guys. Is he cute? on season seven, kind of. I'm mid-season seven, which freaks me the fuck out to be done with it soon. I've been slowing my role even, like not watching an episode every day, because I've enjoyed the past like six months so much of Vanderpump being such a big part of my life, and I'm scared for it to be like, like, it is for everyone where you, like, wait for an episode once a week. But on season seven, Jax is cute. He's like very excited about marrying

Brittany. Well, obviously they're engaged. He is apparently, you know, turned around and is like loyal and like tells her the truth about things and like blah blah blah. I hope that it stays that way. And he has kids and he wants kids like right now this episode that I watch season seven Brittany has like an ulcer or something

and she like can't drink or can eat like spicy foods. Obviously she's still ordering tequila shots. She has an ulcer in her stomach. Yeah. And Jacks is like worried about her legit. He's like she's like going to be the mother of my children. Like I want you know like it scared him that she's like fucking with her health sort of thing.

I was like, the fuck, Jacks? Also in the last episode I watched today, I was texting you about it, which is funny because Ariel's on like season six, and I was like, I literally text her like whole scenarios that are happening as I'm watching and she goes so into it. I'm just like, no.

I really get into it. But I can, like, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, because it's not that hard. Like today I watch an episode where they went to Mexico for like the, pre-TomTom opening to sort of like chill out and you know Katie and Schwartz were fighting and I don't post about it so much just because also Katie follows me and and I don't want to be insensitive to anyone show like scenes that might be hard yeah that are hard yeah that's mostly

why actually yeah I'm respectful PC girl I know you are but I can't like become friends with everyone because then what the fuck am I going to do yeah problems But can I say where I'm at is season six and they just went to Mexico and like Brittany's like taking shots like in the morning. They can be like fucked up the day before and she'll wake up and like take a shot. I'm like, what's happening? Nobody's in college here anymore. Kristen is hallucinating because she's so drunk. What do you mean hallucinating?

I don't remember. She was blurting out things that didn't make any sense. She couldn't, she was so drunk she couldn't speak. People were like, we can't understand you. Can you speak English? Like, wait, this is when Stasi is like, you're a bad traveler. I don't want to room with you. This is when Stasi didn't sleep in the room because Kristen.

Yes. Yes. And so they're all like shorts like disappear to another resort, like didn't come home. Okay. So let me tell you something. Are you at the drama where supposedly James and Kristen hooked up that night? Yeah. And then Jacks wakes up and is like solving a crime.

Yeah, he's like the pillows weren't placed together. So listen to this. When I was watching it and putting that up, a lot of people. wrote to me that there was a rumor that they did that to cover up for Schwartz. Schwartz, babe. Say it with me. Schwartz. Schwartz.

Why do you have to pronounce a W so hard? Babe, you say shorts. Shorts. That's how you pronounce it. Shorts. No. Okay. They were saying to cover up for shorts disappearing.

Disappearing to another resort? Yes. So A, it's weird as far. right that he disappeared to another resort and is like by the bye wait i'm sorry did katy not notice this was she sleeping like what's happening like you never know like how the fuck wouldn't you i don't like you valid nobody knows my boyfriend is not by my side i know like do not know of course you fucking know that's why it's weird and then it's also weird maybe they were so drunk they went to sleep i don't know i don't you would you go to sleep without you like your

no but that's what i'm saying like that's what was weird is that the shwar thing came up so like by the bye and she's like what you went to another resort right how do you not remember get your shit together but at the same time it's like how do you not know that he was not in your bed right but also then you then when my followers were writing to me about the rumors that this whole you know thing about um you know conspiracy that Kristen and james made out by the pool and the fact that jacks was obsessing over and whatever was sort of to get to cover Schwartz's ass for the light to be like on someone else and at the same time they still spoke about it for two seconds babe yeah for two seconds for two seconds like oh yeah I just end up so but then

he said somebody brought him back like one of the people at that other resort brought him back to this I don't know I really like Katie like a lot like but if I had to be honest I would say that like Schwartz is charismatic as fuck he's so cute but like on the show the way that you see him is like again it's charismatic like hold say Baba and I'm like oh he's so cute like he is so cute but at the end of the day like he does a lot of fucked up shit and he's not a partner that I would want like I'm needy as fuck you need to be on my shit 24 seven it doesn't make sense to me that they all went out together and then like came home separately that to me is like kind of crazy dude i just saw an episode today where they're going to mexico in season

seven and like i told you he got upgraded to first class and he didn't even tell katie she walked by and she's like what and he's like sorry bye and then she was texting him on the flight and she got drunk and she got drunk and texted him and he was like being a dick to her like they got to me to Mexico and she was like listen to me and he's like the problem is like i hate the sound of your voice so like I don't want to listen to you. That's so mean. I can't even. Isn't that so mean?

I feel like that's very hurtful. Like I can deal with like, you know, like cursing or like in the moment heat. But to say something like that, that's like personal. That's what I'm saying. Like their fights might not get so escalated in terms of like craziness and loudness and like pitch. But in terms of hurtful words, like, A, she always goes to his penis or something that it doesn't work or like whatever. And be like he always. is just like the things that come out of him is as if like he doesn't like her as a person.

But I don't think that's true because in season six, they were really good for like. Yeah, that's why I, in this episode, he was like, you're reminding me of like old Katie. But I think that as long as she's like super chill, do whatever you want, like, not in a shit. He's like super chill. He's super cool. But at the same time, like, you have to like put in effort for your like partner and like make her feel like good, you know? And I don't think that he does that. Yeah.

You saw today Chrissy Teigen on Family Feud with the VPR cast. No, she's so funny. She's so funny. She was so drunk. I'm jealous of how, like, funny she is. I know. Just because she's also a celebrity, and she's also, like, married to John Legend, who's, like, so sweet. And they love each other.

And they love each other. And I'm going to say, but what I'm saying, what I mean to say is, like, her mom lives with them. It's, like, the cutest story. So she's so celebrity, but her presence on social media is so like, as if she's like me. Do you know what I mean? Like she's so, like, funny and like PPR and like housewives, you know what I mean? She's not, she's like A-List, but she doesn't act like she's A-List.

Because I think she's Humb-O. She's Humber. She's definitely Humber. We can't be saying Humber anymore. She is a Humber. No, but she really is so cute and she makes everything about her relatable, which is what's nice. Her mom lives with her, takes care of the baby. I don't even think she has like a nanny.

Who knows? I don't know. Yeah. But like it's just open about, I remember. Anxiety and postpartum. And yeah. So it is, she's great. And she was so drunk there, which is really funny.

She was really drunk. Yeah. I need to watch that. Anyway, we're going to take a quick break and come right back. So during break, Ariel and I were looking and just talking. This is what we do in real life, you guys. This is not just for the podcast. We were talking about just the amount of followers that each VPR member has.

And we were shooketh because James has the least. 380. So he has 380K. And we were also talking about how Brittany, who came in rather late in the game, maybe season like five. She has $1.2 million. Which is more than. Katie, which is more than Sheena and Katie, which is more than Sheena and Katie, and Kristen, of course. And Kristen, because Kristen has the least of the girls, which is like 600 and something K.

Right. Which is kind of crazy because you wonder, I think Stasi has the most of everyone. Stacey has 1.7. Wow. And then the next best is Brittany 1.2. And then Shina. No, Lala. How much does Lala have?

Checking right now. Lala has 1.2, I think. Also, Lala has 1.2. Yeah, Lala has 1.2. So it's basically ranked by Stasi, Lala and Brittany, Sheena, Katie, then Kristen at the very bottom. And then the guys, like, I don't know. The boys have less than a minute.

Because, yeah, because boys are less interesting. It makes sense. Right. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure there's, like, competition. I'm sure it's, like, weird, you know, for Kristen to be, half of the amount that they have like half of the amount I know it probably feels bad but the thing is

it like it really matters like your personality and how much you're liked in the show because Stasi obviously has all these like amazing funny analogies and she's so funny and she can be a bitch but she's usually so funny and Katie like is amazing and great but like her personality is not like as big as Stasi's personality

and Lala has a big personality Brittany just everybody loves because she's America's sweetheart, like I don't get it. That's what's kind of weird because I'm saying, okay, so I get Stasi and Lala. Brittany is obviously super sweet and whatever, but like, I don't know if, I think it's just because like all the drama that happens with Jacks, people want to know what's up. Yeah, so they follow her. It's not about her, like, she's super sweet and she has a great personality, but it's not

as big as Lala's and Stasi's. Lala, like, so I go up and down with her because, like, obviously, like, I think she's really pretty without makeup and I like her. She's so beautiful. Yeah, she really is. But then you see these pictures of her like, ow, swollen. You're like, what the fuck? Why do you do that? And like the PJ talk and like, I just saw the episode where they go to Mexico and she's like, I've never, like, I haven't been in coach in so long. And like, she says annoying shit at the same time. We saw a snap a few months ago where she was just like, I can't believe I had to fly coach. Like, what, who am I? So I'm saying that's annoying. And like, that's something that I don't relate to

obviously. It's just not relatable. That's the problem. It's not right. And she should know that. But at the same time, 1.2 million want to see what she's up to. And I also don't dislike her at all. Like, I think she's awesome at times. She is awesome. And I think she's a great friend.

She's super supportive when she is your friend. Yeah. And she, like, takes care of you. Like, she just took all the, like, she didn't take all the girls to Paris. But, like, I think that, like, they get the perks of, like, her life when they're, like, friends with her. Do you know what I mean? That sounds bad, though, babe. I know.

And I don't think I think she's awesome But I think like they get those perks When they're friends with her Is that mean? Like that's the truth Like would you be friends with someone to get perks? Not at all. I'm saying and I don't think they are

I'm just saying like they get that Because they're friends with her I think she's awesome as a person And even and I think the PJ And all that talk is like Takes away from who she is Right I don't think they should be friends with her

Because they get like to ride in the PJ You're completely twisting my work I'm not. You just said the same words that I was understanding. What do I care about PJs for BJs? It's BJs for BJs. PJs for BJs. No, it's BJs for PJs. Oh, BJs for PJs. It's Blow Jaws and Private Jats, Ariel. I apologize you guys, for reals. I don't even know what I was saying. Do you know what you were saying? No, I'm drunk off my marg. I have no idea what I was saying. So, yeah. We were talking.

talking about Schwartz and or as Ariel says, Schwartz and Katie, we were on Vanderpump. We talked about Sheena in L.A. Katie's standing me up in L.A. Tom Tom, Sir. And you know what's fucking happening right now? Aside from filming VPR season eight. They are in Miami.

Oh, no. I started dancing. Never mind. They are in Miami. They're in Miami for Jack's got it right with a W. Did you get that? I did for the beginning. No, because I saw her name.

I did. I stalk them every day. I want to see what they were doing. So as you all kind of know, maybe, I was trying to not follow them all. So, like, I'm slowly starting to follow them now that, again, I'm like, but like, I just followed Stasi today because, like, something popped up from her. And I realize I wasn't following her. But I guess now I'm, like, mid-season seven.

No, you should follow. And I know what's happening. Like, I don't, it's not like I'm season one. And I'm like, wait, our stuff. Dossie and Jackson out together, you know? That was like at the beginning. But they're filming season eight, like we said, before Jackson, Brinney are engaged.

They are doing their joint bachelor, bachelor, bachelorette in Miami. She probably doesn't, like, trust him to go off and do his own bachelor party. Hashtag Jacks got it right with a W, which took Amanda, VPR ambassador weeks to fucking figure out. It is really cute. And I'm for them right now. But they're in Miami, and it's really, it's cool. I think they got back already, though. No.

I think they didn't. They're still there. It might be their last night. No, but he had a part one bachelor party. Don't think that this was his only bachelor party. Oh, this is part two. Okay. Oh, so did she.

Right. She went back to Kentucky. Oh, she did? Yeah. I remember, like a little bit ago. Yeah. So aside from the fact that they all got houses and are like living in mansions, their boss, Lisa Vanderpump, apparently is.

leaving real housewives of Beverly Hills. The real real on the real housewives. She's got too much on her plate. That's not why. Why is she leaving? There's a lot of drama going on in real housewives of Beverly Hills. Like the other girls were really mean to her.

There was like, I don't watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I feel like I should binge it from the beginning. But now that Lisa's leaving, maybe I shouldn't. But apparently this past season, everyone was on her shit. So it was like a dog story. like someone leaked or didn't leak it's like stupid shit um she was also mourning like the death of her brother and i think that people weren't too sensitive and apparently so much so that she doesn't want to come back to the show and so much so that even though she was in this past season

she's not attending the reunion which is like huge then an article came out that she's threatening to take vpr to a different network no but she tweeted that she's not doing that she's so she tweeted that she's that's wrong oh where'd you get that info from my fucking Instagram. She's like chiming in. No, I wanted to like make sure. But I feel like good for her. You know what?

Don't be a part of something where, because in New York, I feel like a lot of times they hate each other and like Ramona. We have housewives? Yeah. And so and I feel like that's great. Like people, you didn't feel welcome and you're leaving the show. I mean, she's been on it for a long time and now she has another show. So it's fine.

But yeah, good for her. Yeah. I mean, if if she has. has enough shit going on in her life. So if it's not doing good for her, then I get it. Roney is almost coming to an end, which is crazy because legit nothing happened this season. I've talked about this on multiple podcasts about how people usually are like, whatever the Newark housewives do, like I'm entertained. And I'm sort of like, you guys, like I need to be entertained. Like, I can't just like be entertained by nothing happening. Because it's also just like kind of drama

between them that's sort of like, you know, Luann is being like countessy again, and Bethany is like Luan's like, Luanda's kind of like over Luan. It's just like kind of like repetitive themes that are not interesting anymore. Are not satisfying to me. Like, you know, after really that you get VPR and like drama like that all the time and like different drama and different fights and it's like, you know, I was sort of underwhelmed by Housewives of New York this season. I think as a certified braboholic, I need to

be watching more Bravo shows. Yeah, all of them. Like all of them? Yeah, Summer House is next. I need to watch Summer House. Below deck, which is so funny because the captain of below deck follows me. So you got to watch it. No, no. But listen to what he does. Every time he puts up a picture, he tags all these like Bravo people in it.

Oh, does he? So he tags me in every picture that he posed. Oh, he like, is full of him. But I don't know what he wants me to do. Like, we post it. Like, what is he trying to do? I don't know. So Captain Lee, you guys, follows me, which is funny. But he also tags me in every single post of himself, like, pictures of himself, like, I'm tagged in them.

That's so funny. I know. You didn't tell me that. No, because it's a weird thing to tell. That's so funny. Yeah. So it's super funny. I don't know if I'll ever watch below deck.

Sorry, Captain Lee. Sorry, Bravo. I think you should start with, like, the main ones. Maybe start with a different house. I know. I know. I need to like, the thing is like, yeah, it's a lot. Like, Handmaid's Tale came back and, like, have you watch Handmaid's Tale? Do you watch it? I watched it for a season. I didn't know you did. And I didn't watch the second season or the third season. So what the hell are you talking about? Handmaid's

tell came back. You didn't watch two seasons ago. Do you care? Well, now they reminded me that I need to probably watch it. Okay. Okay, we're going to take a quick break to hear from our sponsors and we'll be right back. Who turned 31 this week is what I want to know. Do I look at? No, you look like you're five years old. Stop saying that. Yeah.

For real. For real. With my half bun? Yeah, you look like you're five. It's weird. I did turn 31 this week. And you didn't make a big deal, which was like, I know. Kind of amazing.

I know. I don't know if that's amazing or like shocking and I should like go to a doctor. You should like go get checked out. Because I was so chill about it and like didn't. I wasn't like Stasi. Like it's my fucking birthday. Like I didn't do that. I was like. But you usually would. I usually would. I mean, let's not exaggerate. I'm not like that bad. But I would. And this time I was like, you know, obviously celebrate and like be happy and and I am. Like I don't, I'm not one of those. people that that are like anti-aging it is weird to think of myself as 31 because I think of myself as five but at the same time like I think getting older is nice sometimes I think if you accept your age and you're like happy about each age that you are then you will age gracefully you don't know what I mean yeah you don't like look at getting older as a bad thing

I don't so you'll age gracefully like I was so much dumber when I I was younger, you know? Mm-hmm. And, like, I went through that. I went through being, like, I've done that. So I think that each age is, like, nice, like 30 and 31. Like, it's still pretty young, too. Like, literally 60 is the new 30.

So, like, 30 is the new 10. Um-D. I'm D. I feel like we need to talk about the Bachelorette. Bachelor nation, say what? Oh, my God. No way. Oh, oh, oh, my God. Are you all caught up?

I am, yeah. I watched yesterday. It's actually good. I kind of like Hannah. I know I kind of do too. And I like all of her guys. Yeah. There's some guys that I'm like, okay, wife me up. I know. And like, I feel like she actually has like the best group of guys that you've seen in a while. That I've seen in a while.

Yeah, same. So, yeah, no, I'm really into them. I mean, obviously Luke is like the Corinne, the I can't think of any other villain. I do that. It's like every time, every, it's fine. Yeah, but the thing is like, it's fine. You need a storyline. You need like an antagonist.

Fine. But do they have to be the same exact type? Does it have to be the type that interrupts the type that, you know, comes on? Yeah. It's just like too much. But I have a feeling that Ariel is trying to ruin it for me. So don't fucking do it. I don't read reality, Steve, for a fucking reason.

But the thing is, it's not. did you like she almost like hit me with her finger I'm kidding we're like 20 feet apart but seriously now I know I'm enjoying it I'm the guys are so good then I'm like oh would she pick Tyler who like Tyler is the like the guy that I posted about and for those who follow on Instagram he looks like a the thing is she's 23 and I like keep forgetting that she's so young but at the same time she's like older than me though No.

But at the same time, like, she does have a really great group of guys. Tyler is, like, this, like, Patrick Swayze, like, sexiness. And then Garrett is also cute. And, like, the pilot Pete. The pilot Pete. Who, like, I need as my husband because, like, he would calm me down anytime. Yeah. Like, I need him in my life.

And he, like, asked, and I believe Pilot Pete, I was telling you that because he, like, asked her to be his girlfriend. And although it was, like, I mean, it's kind of funny. But at the same time. I was flying. He's not trying to build his brand. Like, he's. That's what I'm saying.

Like, if you don't have a brand to build, then, like, I would just pick someone who's, like, an accountant. You know, like, I know for sure that you didn't come to be an Instagram, like. Right. They didn't come to be an Instagram model. Didn't Brian, who Rachel Lindsay picked, have, like, an Instagram handle, like, hot doctor or something before? Yeah. What's his Instagram? He's a chiropractor.

Right, but he, like, he's, like, something. He, like, he branded himself. Yeah, he did. He did. Yeah. And, like, what about that guy? I kind of, like, don't believe from this episode the young nick looking guy what's his name you don't believe him

i mean i think she's right i kind of felt bad for him i posted bad for him and i think he's cute but at the same time like he was like a business that's not even like happening yet i'm like oh because you thought it was going to happen after the bachelorette your business would thrive so i don't know i feel like he i think that the minute if you notice from past seasons don't try to butt heads with the antagonist to seem like you're like the good guy because somehow like you'll get the backlash. Like that's, I would keep my profile low. And also like producers, I mean,

she's going to have to keep Luke around for a while because they need the drama. I'm sure they make her keep him around. I'm telling you. But that thing is like even though it looks like she's kind of over him, she keeps saying in interviews that like she has really strong feelings for him. I think because she probably has to justify, she probably has to justify him like,

Picking him during the Rose ceremony. I don't know. You know me. I don't like getting into like production shit and like conspiracy. I don't want to be a production assistant. Like if I need to be that. I need to see what's going on. You should be.

I mean, you're trying to change careers anyway. I know. Other Bachelor Nation news, Lauren Burnham gave birth. She did. And her baby. Alessie. Lessee. Lessee.

A lessee. No, lessee. Alessie. Alessie, Rennon, Lundi. Okay. So you pointed out that it's like Alexa Wren. Alexis Wren. Yeah, Alexis Wren. Who's that Insta Model?

Who's naked like all the time? So Alessie Wren. Okay, go you, Lauren and Ari. They probably subconsciously like both follow her and like. They were like, oh, we love the name, Alessi. We love the name. Yeah, but she was a cute pregnant lady. She really was.

I just like still don't agree with the baby Instagram that has like 300,000 K followers. No, it's unfair. not even unfair just like not like humane like take it back humane no I don't understand like do they want their child to be famous in the future and so like why not start an Instagram the first week that she was pregnant it's fucked up literally it's fine that she's a public person so she posted about a pregnancy like I accept that I respect that but the baby Instagram and now they're posting weekly updates on her Instagram which is crazy No, it's just like too much.

It's also so like, do you not believe in like bad, I don't care about bad karma? Evil lie. No, no, no, like evil lie or like, you know, like people don't show their kids on Instagram a lot because they don't want like, you know, sort of petos or stuff like that. No, I don't think they care about that. They want their, it's public Instagram. They want their child to have as many followers as she can.

And they started when she was literally a week pregnant. And I do not agree with that. I think it's the most disgusting thing, and that's why I can't, like, like, they're cute and I support them. I can't support this. And, like, I can't, I think it's gross. And Raven and Adam from Bachelor in Paradise, um, got engaged. Which really warmed my heart.

Which Ariel sent me the engagement, like, video Adam did. And I was like, I'm not going to watch this. And I freaking watched all of it. Did you think it was cute? I thought it was cute. She wasn't, like, so surprised. No. Because they talk.

I think they. She also said, she also said, she was like, I knew what was going to happen. I didn't know it was going to happen today. Right. She was on Nick's season and he was on Rachel's season? What season was he on? Nick? No, Raven was on Nick.

Adam was on Rachel's season, yeah. For sure? 100%. No, I'll tell you why not. Why? Because Rachel was on Nick's season. No, but what does that have to do with Adam? Oh, yeah, Rachel.

Rachel's season. That's right. He's cute. he's also one of those guys like isn't he like in finance or something yeah i think he works in real estate or something yeah he looks like a worky like dude he's a worky dude and so is raven she's a worky girl that's cute and i think that they're really cute and i really support it and i'm happy for raven because she's actually such a cute girl yeah she is really cute so i'm happy apparently rachel and brian are getting married this august or something i still don't i don't get it it's fine

they moved to Miami. Oh, they did? They did. Yeah, they live in Miami. People, like, live, it's so funny. Did you see Hannah say in the Bachelorette? She's like, I've never been to Nashville, but I want to move there. Yeah.

Which is, like, funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you probably will. No, she will. Because think about, I think it's more Nashville's, like, the middle grounds for people who come from, like, Foxville. Yeah. And they're moving to L.A. is too big of a step. So they first moved to, like, Nashville.

She's from Tescalooska. Tuscaloica, Tuscalooscas. Alabama. Alabama. No, but she did surprise me and I, the season is actually good. And that's why I won't let you spoil it for me. I really need to. No.

The Kardashians. D jealous. Stop. Enough. That's it. We're done. I didn't like, I haven't watched. They won camping.

I don't care. They like, they did another thing. No, I watched last episode where they sat and, like, did that, like, mouth and mouth yoga. Oh, yeah, mouth yoga. But it's so dumb. It's kind of dumb. Like, you did mouth yoga one episode and then the next episode you go camping. They're literally just trying to fill the season with, like, things that they make them do.

That's what happens. It's not like the whole episode was mouth yoga. There was other stuff. But it was like a good part of the episode. Why, what else happened on that episode? Nothing. I don't even know. Like, they had a.

Corey drama. Oh, the Corey drama. He's like, and he doesn't speak. Like, Corey doesn't speak. He's like, you all know that I know

that your mom knows, you all know. I can't. Y'all know that good for your moms and he moms and good for you all. Oh my God. Keep going.

Always is it good? One more, one more, is it a good invitation? Oh, my God. Y'all know that I come for your moms and then y'all know that y'all knows.

No, I can't. That's what he sounds like and that's all he says. And they're like, Chris is like, he's so good to me. I love him. I know it's so weird. It's weird, but also I told you, because we were watching it together, you dumb ass, is that like I feel bad for Chris because in that episode, like, they were really not supporting her and like she supported everyone, which was so funny because she goes to

Scott, like, you were weird ones, which is true. Like, she supported everyone. The cheater is the fucking everything. I don't like know how, but. but support your moms yes but like I guess they're a little hesitant because they're so well known and like where did Corey come from obviously he's signed like a gazillion like NDAs I know but where did he come from what is like you agree with Kanye I agree with Kanye but it's sort of funny like when they talk about Kanye is a real person it's like weird for me like is he does he not

just like go on Twitter rants does you do anything else like when Courtney's like Connie is like paternal to us like he's like a father figure We don't see that. Then it confuses the viewer, I feel like if you don't show him on the show as being like a person. I mean, they just started showing him and it's like they're showing him like in a random like tidbity things. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, I'm sure we're about to wrap up on that. I'm waiting for the dramatic episode.

Every time I see the promo of like, liar! It's going to be like a goosebumps. Imagine she's not even saying liar about him and it's just like edited. No, she is. No, no, no, she is. she definitely is um but obviously we're gonna watch till the end and catch up actually kiley was just seen at a club with delilah's that's what it's called yeah i mean she wasn't seen with but she was at the same club as tristan thompson thompson and ben simmons who like ben simmons and kendall like

i'm not buying it like i don't think it was ever like they were seen together a hundred million times but like she's also seen with like fai and like daniel and all her guy friends but she went to cheer him on in every game. What do you mean you're not believing that relationship? I want to see Kendall make out with a dude and I'll believe it. She's going to date Kristen Stewart next. Watch it. Okay. No. Even though Kristen Stewart is back with Stella Maxwell.

Were they broken up? They were. Kristen Stewart is a play-up playout. She already moved on. She had a new girlfriend. Oh, and then she went back? She went back to Stella Maxwell. Oh, wow. Back to the model. You know I'm into Les. I'm a couple. I know. Like Carrie Deleveen and Ashley. What do you mean? Like, I was going to say, I'm into

Carrie Delavine and Ashley Ben. Benson? Benson, yeah. Yeah. Who's, like, not been in a movie since Pretty Little Liars. Pretty Little Lies. But I guess she's doing things that we don't know about. Right.

I kind of stalked Hillary Duff today. Hillary, you pronounce things weird. Hillary. Hallory. Hillary. Who looks like me. I know. I really like her.

Yeah, she's cool. She lives in Brooklyn. What? Yeah, she lives in Brooklyn. No, she lives in L.A. She lives in Brooklyn. No, she might have... done a show and lived in Brooklyn.

Yeah, they're living in Brooklyn. But now L.A. Brooklyn. Oh, my God. She's married. Well, now she's engaged, but her baby daddy is like this, like, scrawny musician. I like it. You like it?

Yeah, I think it's so cute. And Banks is a cute name. I'm into it. Baby Banks. Yeah. Yeah, no, she's cute. She's down to Earthy. She really is.

She's really cute. She's very cute. It looks like Irina Shaiik and Brady Cooper are on her. You don't think they are? Wait, where'd you see that? Everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere.

That they're not together anymore. No, that they're on the rocks. Okay, I don't know. That's not sure. Could anybody be on the rocks with their arena shake? No, I'm being serious. What? You?

What's happening? You would take our place? No, that's... Oh, your arena shake. Yeah, people could definitely be on the rocks at the M. People told me. look like Irene's shake. I remember and the Golden Globes, you were like, this is me.

Because people were saying it. I know, I know. I don't see it, but we were saying it. And I'll take that as a compliment. I did want to say a public apology to Mr. Kevin Jonas. Why? Because I dissed him a few times

and I was like, he's the howie of the Jonas Brothers. And then I saw this clip of the Jonas Brothers are coming out with a new documentary or came out called Chasing Happiness, whatever. so but also irregardless or in conjunction with that

what are you saying Kevin Jonas did this thing about bullying and this video I'll show you and he was like talking about bullying and how he was bullied as a kid and like blah blah and then like I felt like I bullied him

because I called him the howie of the Jonas brothers yeah I'll accept the apology on his behalf of Kevin Jonas because like that's mean and I didn't mean it I am really into Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner still Like I just saw this thing

Where he went with her to her premiere And he was just like While like paparazzi are taking photos of her He's like trying to get her best angle And taking photos of her Have you seen that video? I put it out I saw it was really super cute

So I'm like into Joe Jonas Like I'm into Joe Jonas Yeah no that is super cute Yeah Anyway you guys Do you have anything else babe for today I think we've like explored it all. You do?

Mm-hmm. You don't? I'm just thinking. Haven't you had enough of me today yet? I did. I'm thinking of how to like word your resignation letter. I was literally on fire today. I don't know about you, but that's how I feel about myself. Okay, you guys, thank you so much for listening to this episode of Not Skinny but Not Fat. I've been your host, Amanda, joined by Ariel, my co-host today, but you never know what's going to be tomorrow. Thank you to the Podglomerate Network for producing and editing my show.

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