Not Skinny But Not Fat - Pete Davidson's Dating History

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

If you aren’t living under a rock, you probably know that Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have been on 3 dates now. This got me thinking. How did Pete get all this BDE? Where did it start? Kim is not the first huge celebrity to find the tall funny dude charming. In this episode I break down Pete’s famous dating history and also wrap up celebs on Halloween, Kanye’s podcast interview and more. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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This is Amanda Hirsch from the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. You might know me from Not Skinny Bonifut on Instagram where I spend my time talking about reality TV, celebrities, everything happening and pop culture. I also talk to some of our favorite celebs and reality TV stars. We talk about what's going on. Tune in every Tuesday and just feel like you're talking a shit with your best friends in your living room. Okay, guys, a few updates before we get into this week's episode, which is mainly a deep dive into Pete Davidson's dating history. I needed to know for myself.

So I'm taking you guys on that rock. because the BDE didn't start with Kim Kardashian, okay? Love my sis, but she's not the pioneer of dating a funny, skinny, white, and allegedly hung a dude. So we're going to go back and revisit all the relationships that led up to this moment where Pete Davidson, 27-year-old comedian from Frickin' Staten Island, is dating Kim Kardashian, a multi-billionaire, OMG, Louis. But before that, I just want to discuss a few updates.

first of all, Kanye West went on the Drink Champs podcast and he spoke about fucking everything from his beef with Drake to cancel culture to Kim to being a Trump supporter to, did I mention Drake rivalry? Like, oh my God, which is so funny because remember that whole drama about him publicizing where Drake lives? So he said like all of us knew like it's public fucking record. You could Google it. He's like it's like a monument. Anyway, he was very, very. endearing on this podcast and he actually said about Kim that he said SNL making my wife say I divorced him on TV because they wanted to get that bar off. I've never even seen the papers. We're not even divorced. They ain't no joke to me. My kids want their parents to stay together. I want us to be together. So that made me really kind of like emotional just because at the end of the day, like we don't realize sometimes that celebrities are real people with real feelings. And, you know, I hashtag Keat very quickly. And obviously Kanye didn't fucking cross my mind. And, you know, that's putting aside any wrongdoings that he has done. But, you know, in Hollywood, it always

seems like people move on very quickly. And we never know, obviously, how quickly we know of the, you know, breakup. So to us, it could seem like, Oh, she moved on within a month. Okay, but maybe their marriage was fucked up for years, you know. So you don't know, but it does, you know, do something to my, you know, black heart. No, just kidding. I know the black heart. People always say that, like, I'm dead inside.

No, you're fucking not Betty. Anyway, I'm really not dead inside. I'm actually very emotional and can cry over fucking everything. But obviously that made me feel bad. He also talks about Kim's publicist. Seems like he does not vibe with her at all. He was like, you know, she'll put out. things in the press so like he doesn't want the press but then she'll be over at his house and

you know he just doesn't seem into it at all he even said like you and kim listens to me you know that's when she got on the cover of vogue and became a multi-billionaire which i wonder how that feels to him that he does kind of seem to want to take a lot of credit for her success i don't know how true it is but i mean i guess it has some truth other uh stuff regarding the kardashians is I know we spoke a lot about Cravis lately. And no, I'm not a stake and I did not flip, but there are like flippage moments, like the fact that they dressed up 17 times on Halloween. It started with Sid and Nancy, the punk rock fucking murder, suicide couple. No, they're not murder or suicide, but he killed her.

So didn't get how that was romantic. And then they dressed up as Clarence in Alabama from True Romance, which is now their favorite movie. But it was Travis and Shannon's favorite movie. Now, could it have been Travis's favorite movie? movie. So it became Shana's. But they walked down the aisle to the true romance like fucking theme song or whatever and, you know, called each other Alabama and Clarence and named their daughter freaking Alabama. So why can't like one thing, why can't they as a couple stay away from that movie? Like why? Why does it have to become immediately their movie too? So Shanna

did respond to some comments on social media saying that, you know, she doesn't dig it. She thinks it's embarrassing. She even wrote, somebody commented, and it's so funny, because like a bot account commented called Buy More Followers. Why are Courtney and Travis so obsessed with you? They're so desperate to piss you and Scott off. Shana responded, the whole thing

is embarrassing at this point, L.O.L. Yeah. And then somebody else commented, you know, it was his favorite movie and he named their daughter. And Shannon goes, I'm pretty sure we named my daughter, which is true. Now, one of you guys literally DM'd her and

DMed her the picture, the Halloween picture of Cravis, as Alabama and Clarence from True Romance, which, by the way, I need to watch, and wrote so weird that this was your movie too. And Shanna responded, embarrassing, piss, poor taste, which, by the way, Shanna is now British. Anyway, I think she's fucking hardcore. I think she's fucking savage. Does she have many feelings about this? And, like, she should be more over it, probably. But I could see how that can get under your skin where you're, like,

A, Courtney is a Kardashian, you know, there's, he's not dating like an anonymous woman. I'm sure many feelings go into that alone. But then it's like, you know, having the same things as you had. And with the initials, like he, you know, they engraved their initials into like the cement when they were together in their house on meet the barkers. And then now, you know, they kind of, Travis has their own logo. So I'm sure a lot of these things kind of like pinch the heart because it's like, A, they're so happy and it doesn't seem like Shannon's so. happy in her relationship and be like he is kind of repeating a lot of the things which i don't know how courtney is so cool with it i wouldn't be i would be like brand new bitch and and like the true romance thing is kind of you know cringy then travis even commented on corny's pick like if we had a son we'd name him elvis which is a line from the movie but they legit like named their daughter alabama him and chana so there's something icky about it to me not too into that part of all of this. Obviously, still number one stand, but listen,

I can have my criticisms as well. Halloween continued with Penoop, who, you know, every time Scott a call of Pernope, I just fall back in love with Scott. Pinope dress up his share from Clueless and I loved in. What was surprising about that is Courtney put it up with the caption

As If, and Scott commented, like, he commented something from the movie, but still it was like a moment because like when is the last time Scott commented on a pick. Of Courtney. Another Halloween couple that dressed up together is Zanning, Channing and Zoe Kravitz, which by the way, might have to pick them to join, you know, and be in a thruple because they're so fucking hot. Kristen Stewart got engaged and that is very exciting. She got engaged to her partner

of a few years, Dylan Meyer. So that's really cute. We're really happy for her. And I can only imagine how much she squinted during the proposal and like that's me as Kristen. Does it come across? I don't know. You tell me if it worked. Wait, one more thing regarding Halloween and Kravis is then they dressed up as like Edward Cisorian and Winona Ryder's character or whatever. I don't know. It was a lot. And like the photo shoots like, how did all of Hollywood get the memo that like this is the year you're fucking photo shooting? Like this is the year you're like if the movie had snowflakes like you're going to have fucking snowflakes it's not enough to be the character or put a side by side picture no we're going to create the whole fucking shit we're going to

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lean, like thing in Hollywood. So it is nice to see that people have bad habits. it's still like bad habits in the late night that's how I feel and listen I remember reading in a book and I think it was in a book about quitting smoking Alan Carr I think's quitting smoking book he was like people aren't cool because they smoke cool people smoke and there is something about it you know what I mean like as lame it is as pathetic as it is like there is something to say you know what I mean like MGK I don't know pretty cool right oh my god that reminds me that the whole crab is dressing up on Halloween with Travis specifically it's like Courtney you know she never

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And they pulled through it together. So not everything is, you know, rainbows and sunshine. They've had some difficulty. But Justin is just so cute. By the way, if you guys want to listen to it, put it on like times three speed because Justin, bless his heart, speak so slowly that literally when you speed it up, you won't even notice. Like, you won't notice that it's a sped up. You'll be like, oh, this is normal now. It was in slow mo before. Anyway, you guys, let's dive into this week's episode and let's look at Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson's master of BDA. Master of. Master. Master. of none. No, Master of BD's dating history. What is up? It is your host and your main bitch and your internet BFF. Amanda. And I, like everyone else in the world right now, can't stop thinking about Keith. Yep, Keith. Keat is given a fucking fight to Kravis. That's for sure. Keat is Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson's couple name because yes, you guys, it's been the, like the apocalypse is here and Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian are apparently together. I think you could quote me from last week's podcast where I was like, okay, they were seen together and not scary for him and she was gripping his hand in the roller coaster ride or

whatever the fact. But like, no, it can't be that they're like together because my brain and body physically cannot comprehend this, especially because. I know a few insider command effects. I know the following. The week that Kim filmed, sorry, Kim was in S&L rehearsals, Pete Davidson did not show up

during the week for rehearsals. As you guys know, he had like two parts in her SNL episode. One was with her. He was like Aladdin. She was Jasmine. They kiss at the end of that skit.

And one was, he did the opening of, it's live from Saturday night. He played like Mark Zuckerberg's like college roommate or whatever. As you guys also remember, I was eyeing him the whole time because you see a view of the side stage when I was at S&L. You guys, yeah, just like take a moment to remember that. And he was just standing there with like literally slides, like socks and slides, like drinking a beer. And I was kept on staring at him. You guys, if you listen to my S&L recap episode, you know this already. But I'm just saying like, I remember I was sitting next to me and I was like, okay, get it. I fucking get it. All I wanted to do the whole time would just stare at him, you know, and then he would, like, touch his stomach. And I was like, oh, my God, no, he has, like, stomach issue. Like, I just wanted to, like, look at him and experience the show via him. But, like I said, no, for a fact that they didn't meet all week. So a lot of articles coming out like, oh, yeah, as you know, they hung out the whole week because of S&L, no, they didn't, he wasn't around. So the only time they could have really met was during the skit and at the after party. Maybe that's where they bonded. Then a lot of, lot of people say, you know, he's friends with MGK and MGK is best friends with Travis and hence

the connection. But I don't think that's what it is. I think it probably was SNL. Maybe she felt something during the skit, maybe the after party, you know, whatever. But sources are saying in many sources that she's the one that asked for his number. Because I even have a feeling that Pete would think that Kim is out of his league. So she would have to make the move. So shook, I mean, we were shook to see them at not scary farm holding hands and whatever, but I literally was thinking it was a friendly thing. And then Kim comes to New York. She had an award. She was granted an award from the Wall Street Journal, 2021 Innovator Awards. Anyway, she came to the city for that. You would think usually Kim would come in, come out. But no, she stayed in the city, very hush-hush,

didn't really see any of her entourage coming with her. And then on Tuesday night, we hear that Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson went to fucking dinner in Staten Island. They went to Pete's favorite restaurant called Campania, a very, like, looks like a simple Italian restaurant that he loves. Apparently, he organized a whole, like, rooftop dinner situation. You guys, but I'm still, like, can't deal with it. Like, I can't comprehend it.

Can't comprehend. They were spotted dining together in Staten Island. You know, I've fucking never been to Staten Island. I live in New York. Like, I can't deal with it. Apparently, Pete booked the rooftop for them, which is like, yeah, it's not that big of a deal. He fucking paid for, you know, Kid Cuddy's birthday, Anobu with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. If you guys haven't heard the story, you should hear him telling it on Kimmel.

On Fallon, sorry. Anyway, they had fucking dinner there, which is so wild because, like, I feel like you go to the guy's hometown, like, after you've been dating him for a while. You're like, oh, I want to see where you grew up. Like, do you go for a second fucking date to Staten Island? Like, I literally, this is a true story, you guys. We were supposed to go, like, a couple weeks ago, my whole family, like, an Airbnb and whatever, we had to, like, pick up a car. And it was like in Staten Island. And I was like, no. Like, we're not going to go to St. Island to pick up this car. Anyway, that's a true story from two weeks. go just you understand like yes are things easier for cam like could she hop and skip to zana could she helicopter in of course but it's still a big fucking deal to go to sand island like how did he get her to go is he like it's going to be soups low key like no it's not because it's in every fucking magazine which makes you think like no do i think it's for publicity no you know radar magazine radar online whatever came out and was like oh it's being filmed for the hulu show i know for a fact that it's not. No cameras were there. Even her security wasn't there, you guys. So, but how to get to all the,

you know, outlets, you know, could, is it in Kim's power to have made this more low key? Yes. Did, you know, what I mean? Like, that's my only kind of, you know, little light going off. Like, she has the power and the knowledge of this industry and media to have had this in private. Do you know what I'm saying? anyway so we get that that that night out which like of course we would die for picks but no picks the next night they go out to zero bond together you guys the next fucking night zero bond is the new membership only you know social kind of club in new york it is kind of like the new cell house i would say anyway he was seen walking in she was seen getting there like 20 minutes after she was wearing a velvet get up with her you know it a glove situation uh and it's

just mind-boggling to me. Like, I'm trying to comprehend all of this. I'm trying to envision them together. And I just fucking can't. Like, I just feel like it's so crazy. Like, he, yes, he's dated major, you know, people. He's dated Ariana Grande. And he was just with Phoebe from, from Bridgeton. And I mean, Cassie David, who's so fucking cool and so many people. But it's Kim Kardashian. Like, she comes with a lot of fucking swag. And she's 41 years old. And she has children. And she, her ex, is Kanye. And that is a big fucking deal. So yes, you have BDE. Yes, you're so funny. But this is huge. But then when you look back and you say, no, his like Kim didn't pioneer dating, you know, a funny man. Do you get what I'm saying? Like she wasn't the first. If she was the first to like be like, oh, he's only dated like civilians, you know, regular people, normies. And Kim was like, no, I'm going to like wipe them up. then I'd be like, wow.

But no, she knows that he's dated very high profile women. Kate fucking Beckinsale, you know, he had a thing with earlier. Maybe it was like a couple years ago. Anyway, I want to take a deep dive into his relationship history just so we understand. And that's the clout that you get. Like, if you date hot people or hot famous people, other hot famous people are going to be like, oh, like you date hot famous people, you probably, there was a reason they date you. So I'll date you also.

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relationship. I mean, not surprising kind of Travis vibes. Pete got like two tattoos for Cassie, her face and her name. They were later covered up. when he started dating Ariana Grande. And in Cassie's book that came out later, she kind of details a lot about their breakup. I think she had the way she tells it is like she asked him for like a quick relationship break, but then she was like, never mind and regretted it. But it was a few days later, he was, he broke up with her over text.

And then she saw that he was dating Ariana Grande. And that's pretty wild. But anyway, they're good now, and she even wrote a book of essays later on saying, you know, thanking Pete and writing Pete, I love you. Your bravery inspires me and your friendship means the world to me. So I guess they're cool now. So in 2018, he starts dating Ariana Grande, which is fucking wild. And if I look back, I wish I was more into it then, but I don't think I was that into Pete Davidson.

So it's like, oh, this is weird. Okay, whatever. I don't care that much. I don't know why, though. Anyway, they were linked in May 2018 and they dated until October. So I'm sorry, that's funny. So literally within the first two weeks of them dating Davidson, Peacott to Ariana Grande tattoos by mid-June, they were engaged. So May, they started dating mid-June, they were engaged.

They should have fucking known this was too quick. in just a while there's this clip of them dancing and her ponytail. And you know what else I remember? I remember she used to like defend him. I guess like a lot of her fans or, you know, toxic fandoms as we know, we're haters and we're talking about like his under eye bags. And she used to be like he has, what does he have? He has that stomach. He has celiac, not Crohn's. Yeah, Crohn's. He has Crohn's. Anyway, so that's what Ariana Grande used to defend him. I remember, I don't know if it was on Instagram. She used to be like stomping one of his like bags and he has issues. What's so wild is that Ariana Grande brought a lot of attention to his penis. Yes, that is right. She literally shared that it was 10 inches, which is so wild because Pete then went around saying that that's kind of setting a really high bar and then he starts dating people and they like want to see it and that it's not as big as she's saying. But I think that's just him trying to set the expectations low. But I think that's when like the big dick energy shit was. kind of people started relating that to him. But literally, they were over in a quick fucking

second, you guys. And we started rooting for him because we knew that Ariana kind of broke his heart. And then Ariana's song came out, the thank you next song, which also, if you guys remember, had a homage to Pete. He got a page in the burn book because it was like a mean girls themed at a point. And it said huge under his picture, it said, huge and then there is a scene like a legally blonde scene so she's sitting with jennifer coolidge and she's like and she's talking about like his size again and saying how fucking big it is so that is wild and okay this is the thing about big penises and this is coming from like a prude you guys know i'm not like a sex podcast or anything but i'm just saying like big penises like

it's not that that's what attracts women because i got a funny message it was like did i miss the memo that women like are obsessed with big penises so it's about the energy because like are we dreaming at night to be penetrated by something that will really hurt no i think a guy that has a big penis has a lot of confidence because of that because of the importance of that you know that's you know what people in society and in you know movies and in culture look at as a good thing so what when you have that it gives you fucking confidence it gives you gives you confidence in the locker room it gives you confidence in front of of your friends. It gives you confidence with girls. It gives you confidence. Like, I remember being in

college. And there was this guy. He wasn't very attractive. And this, his, his friend was like, you should get with him. Oh my God. His name, his name was Andrew. So you should get with Andrew. And I was like, why? And I was like, it's not that attractive. Like, not that into it. And she goes, Amanda, he has a really big. And I was like, oh. And I don't know why at that moment that was like, oh and again was i in my head like i can't waste to be torn up no and i'm not even like that you guys like is that kind of prudy but something about it was like oh that's like he's so you know cocky no pun intended and like has kind of like swag swagger i got it and yeah i did have sex with him and then what happened with him oh no i'm remembering he oh my god so it's such a

funny story so we were hooking up and then he he got scared oh my god i'm so glad i wasn't single for that long because i couldn't handle that bullshit so he got scared because that what like we were super casual so when i went out and i was like drunk so i hooked up with someone else and he like saw and i was like whatever it's fine and then the next day he was like so i'm not looking for anything serious so i like i want to end this and i'm like well obviously i'm not looking for anything serious because i hooked up with someone in front of your face and he was like yeah well i think you know we should end it because like i'm not looking for anything serious and i'm like i'm I'm like, oh my God, this guy is, like, so crazy that he, you know, got jealous and, like,

hurt in his ego's bruise. So he's, like, pretending. But, like, I didn't want anything serious. Anyway, couldn't handle that stupid fucking shit. Anyway, back to Pete Davidson's dating history. So Ariana Grande literally went around the world, like, telling everyone he has a huge fucking penis, which is wild because I feel like that just gave him more swagger, like more cloud, more like, oh, he's funny.

And he's tall and he has a big D, like, OMG. And I just feel like she gave. him she just gave him a gift you know what i mean it's like not only do you have me on your resume but i fucking went around the world till the whole entire world what a big penis you have and like it seemed like they ended very like on her side you know she was like sorry i ditched you kind of vibes then in 2019 he dated kate beckensale okay so after the breakup with ariana he dated um he was linked to to kate beck and sale i think they did it for a few months but they provided a lot of content, you guys.

They have like a 20-year age difference. So it's pretty wild. They had a really public makeout at a hockey game. And it was pretty hot. And if you guys follow Kate Beckinsale on Instagram, like she's pretty kooky. She's pretty wild. And it's so funny because there was,

I put up this tweet that someone said, I love how every time Pete Davidson started dating, starts dating another beautiful celebrity. Everyone's like, what the fuck is happening? How do you do this? what is this mystery and everybody refuses to entertain the possibility that he might have a nice personality. Anyway, so Kate Beck and he'll like that. So again, like it seems like the women in his past really do fucking like him. In 2019, he started dating Margaret Qualley, who is the daughter

of Andy McDowell, the actress, is great. She's also starring and made on Netflix, but like that didn't last very long. Then, I know this is going to seem so, so old to you guys, but then he was linked to Kaya Gerber. Literally the fourth beautiful woman that he dated, you know, so Kyah Gerber, if you guys don't know, her mom is Cindy Crawford. But this relationship was pretty brief. I think there were rumors about her parents not really liking it. He even talked about the breakup in a podcast, and he said, she's very young and I'm fucking going through a lot. And it was before I went to rehab. It's just like she should be having fun. You shouldn't have to worry about some dude that just has issues and shit. She should be

enjoying her work. That's sweet of him. So maybe, you know, Kim is a good vibe for him. Except, like, does Kim need that shit? Like, he's so funny. He's so cute. But, like, he's got some issues and, like, don't we all? But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, maybe she should be with someone that like doesn't have issues right now. I don't know. Then he started dating a Bridgeton actress and or as I know her clear from younger because I haven't watched Bridgeton. Phoebe Denvor. Dynavore. You guys are going to kill me. D-Y-N-E-V-O-R. Phoebe D-Dinevore. Oh my God, you're going to murder me. Like I know you're going to murder me. But this was such an exciting hookup because like, again, just like a fabulous actress that's so in the now.

like so hot when this came out. Like it was right when everyone was fucking binging Bridgerton. We have that really famous photo of them watching tennis and kind of being really, really cute. And then again, like, it's so fucking cute. Anyway, they were sporting matching silver necklaces with charms spelling out PD. Could you guys deal with that during a Zoom event for fans? Pete was asked, who's your celebrity crush? He smiled and said, I'm with my celebrity crush.

Like, how fucking cute is that? If, you know, if it lasted. But literally, it really didn't last. I wonder how it was relationships then. And that's how we kind of get to right now, you guys, when he fucking started dating Kim Kardashian. No, like, I cannot. I cannot deal with this. This is so crazy.

This is so fucking crazy. Pete David said, this is his biggest feat. You know what I mean? Like it's just wild how, you know, the clout of dating other famous women got him to a famous woman. Yes, you know, we love funny men. That's why, you know, a lot of hot women are going to date like a funny guy. We love to laugh. We love to fucking laugh. But it is still shocking to me. I know a lot of people think Pete is really hot. I think that I just recently started seeing it. And I am shook and I can't wait to see how this place. out to see how Keith plays out. Do I think he's going to be a stepfather to North St. Psalm and Chicago and Baby Shy? No. Okay. But I just think it's going to be a really interesting thing to watch. And I'm excited. I'm excited, actually. Did you guys know, which is so wild, apparently, allegedly, Kazi David is dating. Mac Miller's RIP to him,

Ariana's, you know, ex that was so sweet. So Cassie David is apparently dating Mac Miller's brother. Apparently they bought a house together. Isn't that wild? Like, think about it. Cassie David, who dated Pete Davidson,

is dating Mac Miller who dated Ariana Grande, who was engaged to be Davidson, his brother. MacMallar's brother. That's pretty wild. anyway, I just had to really take us down Pete's dating history. And it's just, it's just freaking wild, you guys. So can't wait to see how it plays out. I think this is mostly enjoyable.

And you know what I keep thinking about is like, we need to give credit to the Kardashians for keeping us so on our feet, so entertained and so filled with like events and news. It's like, you know people say like the devil works hard with christendor works hard like i don't think my mom is a devil i just think their lives are so interesting and they have shit happening all the time and thank god for that because when shit gets boring boom you know courtney and travis get engaged shit gets boring boom kim's like i'm gonna start dating a bad boy with tattoos also which is wild because

oh my god has kim ever dated a white boy that is wild as i think of and of course, everyone's saying like Kim couldn't handle Courtney getting all the attention, which I obviously think is bullshit. I don't think that's it. But I wonder how Courtney does feel about it because I think she was enjoying. I think she was enjoying the spotlight. You know what I mean? Anyway, can't wait to see what's in store for us for Keith. Are they going to go Instagram official? You know what I mean? I don't know. We shall stay tuned to you guys. Anyway, I'll see next Tuesday. And as always, thank you for listening to the podcast. And if you haven't yet,

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