Not Skinny But Not Fat - PETE ON FEED

Episode Date: March 15, 2022

Join me while I literally lay in bed and talk about last week's biggest stories: Pete and Kim going feed official, The Kardashians Variety piece, Justin’s latest concert, Scott Disick dating reality star from Too Hot To Handle, Ben Affleck’s new hot movie w/ Ana De Armas and a story from my time in Tel Aviv! Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh my God. Oh my God. Alert, alert, alert, alert. Keat is grid official. Ladies and gentlemen, we were not expecting this at all on Friday night, Friday night. Kim posted Pete to her grid for the first time. Obviously, this was a post, a carousel post, meaning the first pick was solo and then the two middle picks are with Pete, one in the elevator and elevator selfie, one on the floor of the hotel where it looks like he's laying on her lap and she's leaning down like with a kiss face and he's with a kiss face or because he is with a joint in his hand or he's shot gunning her with some pot smoke. She also threw a meme in there because her caption was,

whose car are we going to take? So she put the movie image where it's from. It's with Ben Affleck. I mean, you know how long she probably thought about this caption. She was like, oh, I'll use that line from that movie. And it'll be so funny. But then I'll also have to put the actual image from the movie because nobody's going to get it. Obviously, very exciting moment, very exciting moment for Key to Go Insta visual. Obviously, that is not without online criticism. People are saying that Kim probably posted her first photo with Pete, which she knew would practically break the internet, whilst there was a lot of drama

surrounding her comments in the variety article about how to be a successful woman in business. She basically said, like we talked about, like work, work, work. work, work, work that people don't want to work these days. People are really angry about that. Comment, as we know. And so some people are wondering, is it, you know, did she post the peat-pick, which she knew would distract from, you know, that chatter on purpose at this time? So that's one thing.

The other thing is she also posted the same photos to Twitter, but in the Twitter pick, the carpet on which they are laying in the pick on Instagram, It's beige a la Kim vibes. And in the Twitter pick that she posted on Twitter, it's like a hotel carpet. You know, it has like squares within a square, within a square, kind of like a maze vibe. So obviously people are thinking that she photoshopped the carpet. I think that it's just because she photoshopped it to be more of her vibe, which is like just beige, her aesthetic. People are thinking it's to maybe hide what hotel they're in.

But the picture is from February 14th when Pete and Kim went on that date night in Brooklyn to that restaurant, Lillia, which I really want to go to, by the way. It's supposed to be one of the best restaurants in the city. They sat in like one of those huts, those individual huts because it was really cold out. And she wore that, you know, $30,000 Balenciaga coat that Kanye actually bought her for the SNL gig, at least that's what he says. If you guys remember, he posted, don't have beef with Kim.

I love my family. So stop that narrative. I'm not giving up in my family. I bought this code for Kim before S&L. I thought it was particularly special. I have faith that we'll be back together. He posted this when he was going on his, you know, his rants.

I think he even posted their photo together from that night. Meanwhile, though, Connie was spotted at a basketball game with Cheney. And they look in good spirit. They, I mean, they look. into each other as they, you know, chat on the court. Also, I was wondering earlier if Cheney would get, you know, Instacred because she had not been verified yet last time I checked. Now she is. And Kanye, in this video at least, looks unbothered. So, you know, maybe he's moving on. What's so

wild is that Kim post this on Friday night. A lot of times people think that celebs post shit on Fridays because people are less on their phone on Fridays. I'm not sure. I think we're on our phones all the fucking time. But people think that people post like breakup news and shit like that when less people are online. But she posted on Friday. I don't think that it's because of that. But it was so funny is that like 15 minutes later, Chloe posted like one, two, three different grid post of wearing the same cat suit. I'm assuming, well, I thought it was good American. Maybe It's not good American. Nope. It's just a cat suit. It's just a cat suit. So she posted three grid pose at the same time. And I'm like, damn, give camera a moment. I mean, not that Chloe is stealing her

moment, but I more so, I feel like my ego or my train of thought would be like, wait, I have this hot photo of me. I want to post. Maybe I'll wait till like the buzz comes down. The internet is literally all focused on, you know, Keith being on the grid. Like maybe I'll save me. my photo for when like something like that isn't happening. But wrong again. I am because Courtney also posted a couple hours later, pretty saucy video of her and Trab at the beach. I mean, they probably propped up the phone on like the thing is they, when they go to the beach, they go like the most low key I've ever seen. Like when I go to the beach, I'm more organized and I'm like, I need a chair, a fucking umbrella, tent, a motherfucking, whatever.

they don't even go with a towel. You see them in clothes sitting on the sand, obviously like making out. So I don't even know where they prop the phone up on because they don't have stuff. They literally only need each other. Like that's how in love they are. They don't even need stuff you guys. Could you imagine? So in one of the videos, the phone is propped up. You see quartz beautiful ass. She's obviously wearing a thong bathing suit. But like thongedong, like upper ass thong not like a little coverage like zero coverage on the butt she has a great butt um and obviously trav thinks so because he just is petting it constantly but like peting it you guys not like not like shake and love is blind grabbing deeps ass like a fucking perv

this is different this is like pet pet pet like within the crack like on this i don't know i need a butt model to at least like even for me i need to like know what these movements are because they're different movements and we've seen them before. I think that this is, we saw the same, but petting when they were in Italy. If you guys remember, she's in the middle of, what? Do you see her in the middle of Italy? So it's the same vibes, I think. So yeah, they propped up the phone and filmed the whole thing.

Then going in the ocean and it's cute. I mean, listen, she looks so fucking happy. Trave, like literally, I feel like has so many fetishes. God knows what is happening in that bedroom. He cannot keep his hands off of her ass specifically, and it is wild. So anyway, yeah, shocking to me just because I would think that they would want to post at a better time when the Internet isn't all focused on one thing. But you know what?

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with themed parties, which like, you guys know I love Summer House, but like enough is enough with the themes. Like, you're aged out of themes. Let's be honest. Like, I literally wouldn't dress up in a theme for anyone, not even for like a Kardashian Christmas party. Maybe for like a Kravist wedding. I would though. Aside from that, love is blind too. Everyone's talking about it. Need to fucking watch. it. I know. I know. The thing is, like, I did watch Love is Blind 1. If you guys remember, I recapped it. But it looks like there's even more buzz about Love is Blind, too. So, very excited to kind of, as much as I had fun on this trip, it was a long one. It was a long one. And got to see friends and family and everything. But there's something about missing your routine, even though, like,

it's freezing in New York that I'm like, any of my shows. Like, that's mostly it, I think. Oh, eating like a normal human, like here? I'm like, who do I think I am? Like, who am I, like, K. Moss? Just like eating cookies and my coffee for breakfast. Like, who am I? Like, need to get back on like some sort of regimen. I don't know. But before we get into updates from this week, because there has been a lot. I just had to tell you guys a story because I don't know why. Like, I know, obviously, like, lots of people listen to this podcast. But for some reason, it feels like my safe space to say shit that I can't say on my Instagram, and there isn't much that I don't say on my Instagram, but some shit where I'm like, you know, Husp doesn't listen to my podcast and like,

you know, probably celebrities that follow me don't listen to my podcast. My friends don't listen to my podcast. I mean, it is what it is, you know. But so, okay, I needed to share this with you guys because I just felt, I need to share it with someone. It's like, who the fuck am I going to share it with? And only after like 11 years of being with Husby, like not everything, do I need to share with him because like certain things you share with your partner about like your friends and then they like don't like your friends you know what I mean? Or like maybe not everything you need to share you know and I learned it after 11 years. So I went out with my friends last night and then one of my friends who's like we like go to the bathroom. She doesn't listen to the podcast or whatever.

So we go to the bathroom and like she always forces me to like pee with her and I'm like we're not too anymore like let me go into my own stall. But she's always like no, go in with me and go in with her and then mid her peeing she's like I have to poop and I was like okay so hold on I'm in it and I'll like exit the room and she's like, why? And I'm like, why must I be here while you poop? And she's like, why not? And I'm like, why yes? Literally forces me. Do you have friends like this or is this like completely abnormal? I stay with her while she poops and I'm like, why? Like, I don't want to, if this is not, you don't have my consent. That's how I felt. Anyway, anyway, something special about having friends for a fucking lifetime, which I

you're like, I don't know if today we'd be friends, but it's just like so special that we're friends for 25 years. I never thought I would get that old that I would have friends for 25 years or like it's just wild and there's something so special about it. And they live here in Israel. So obviously I see them when I come. Oh my God, you guys. I just got an email that I can't tell you guys what it's about. You had put something so fucking exciting is going to happen in April. I'm not going to tell you what. And I'm also like the kind of person that's like, you know, I'm still, even though it's like going to happen, I'm not like, you know, sure it's going to happen until like happens. But anyway, exciting stuff is coming up. So to all my haters, be ready to really hate me.

Anyway, so I just wanted to tell you guys a little bit about what's happening to me here, to Amanda. And now on to what happened this week in our favorite world of celebrities. So cute, by the way, I just got a cameo request, which, like, you guys know I do, like, birthday requests. I love when guys do it for their girlfriends. So he writes, this guy writes, she loves celebrity news, but I want her to feel like a celebrity on her 30th birthday. Oh, cute. And then another request, yeah, you're part of the fam and it wouldn't be complete without your greeting. It just makes me feel, like, really connected to you guys and really cute.

And, like, I've done wild shit, like, asking girls to be each other as bridesmaids and, like, or made of honor or whatever. And, like, just really special shit. And this is not me promoting my cameo. I really, like, it's fine. I'm just, I just got this request from this husband. And I love husband requesting because, like, my husband would never, like, know how to, like, go into a cameo request. I also don't know who I would want? Like, sometimes I think about that shit.

Like, who would I want for my cameo? Not me. No. So this week was pretty crazy. One of the craziest shit. that happened. Well, last week, was it the variety article for the new Kardashian show on Hulu came out. It was a very big deal. They all shared it. Very exciting. It all looked like it was going, you know, really, really well. Everyone was very excited about it. It's a big deal.

Like, for me, I wondered, like, would they get a variety article for, like, you know, if the show was still on E? Because, like, Hulu just has more of a glam, more of a buzz, more of a wow, factor and they even said like it's going to be bigger like it's going to be the same but it's going to be bigger it's going to be glamier they also said it's going to be shot more in like docu series style which i don't know really how to envision that it's also going to be closer to the time of release so it's not going to be like a year has passed like we're seeing on like bravo shows like summer house where it's like a year ago this happened like kyle and man and amanda already married and we're watching them be like i don't even know if i didn't marry guy out and they were saying they don't like they don't like like to like rehash, you know, shit that they already kind of got over. Anyway, so they're calling it the expensive version of keeping up the Kardashians. And we're going to, they're going to delve into real life. A tabloid saga is like Kim's public divorce and her new relationship with Pete Davidson, which is wild. Anyway, what I thought was wild is that the whole family is going to earn the same salary for the Hulu show. I wonder if by the whole family they mean Kylie and Kendall, too,

because they weren't in the variety article and they are generous technically. But anyway, Kim came in with a very big girl boss energy and was like, who fucking cares? Like, we made it. And she also said that she hadn't filmed with Pete Davidson yet. I thought they definitely had, but they had not.

She said that she's not opposed to it, but it's just not what he does. Oh, it's not what he does. Like, he's literally, I mean, yeah, he's not a reality star, but he's pretty much like everywhere. or you could possibly be other than reality TV. I don't know if he would be technically opposed to it.

Like, I feel like he does kind of love fame. But she did say, I think I might film something really exciting coming, but it wouldn't be for this season. Then we started spinning. Is it going to be maybe the Met Gala in May? Is it going to be Kardashian Christmas party next year? Is it going to be Cort and Travis's wedding, even though court would never fucking film that

because court literally, even in this interview said, like, she really hopes to not be filmed. me a reality show in like five years. She wants to be living somewhere else, which is like, where is she going to live? Like, Portugal, like, let's be honest, court, you're going to live in L.A. But, but, even though Pete's not going to be on the show, we are going to see and hear from Kim, how they met, who reached out to who, and all the details that everybody wants to know. She says she goes into explaining it. What I think happened and now, I mean, this is going to be documented on my podcast. I think that she, well, I told you guys before that he,

people think they met an S&L during the rehearsals. I told you all he wasn't even there during rehearsals and they did the scene for the first time when we saw it. And I think that she got turned on either during the skit or at the after party and I think she asked for his number and I think that MGK is friends with him and blah blah. And the first day was not scary farm. And that's how I think it happened. We also find out that Kanye also filmed scenes for the Hulu series before.

or shit went wild, even though we did see a paparazzi pick of Kim and Kanye at North's basketball game, although there was someone sitting between them. I don't know if someone, it was like an employee of one of theirs or like someone court appointed. I don't fucking know. But we will not see Kim getting dirty and talking shit about her baby daddies. Her baby's daddy, the show that's just not how she does. We're also going to see them filming a lot alone. You guys know how it works usually with the Kardashians and also with Bravo shows. It's like they force them to kind of film together. Like all of them have to go to like Teresa's party.

You know, I'm talking about Real Housewives of New Jersey, which I have to catch up on that too. Or, you know, they all go to Chris's house for lunch. So here it's like they will film a lot individually. Also for their schedules, it's better and everything like that. Caitlin Jenner will not be on the Hulu series. Rob might make a cameo. And we will definitely see.

about what happened with Tristan, which like, oh my God, we're going to be so fucking pissed. Anyway, so everything seemed like it was like really exciting about this variety piece until there was a clip that was shared where Kim says that her advice for women in business today on how to be successful is to work fucking hard. And she said, it just seems like people don't want to work. these days. And I thought it was funny when court said, I agree. That's so true. And then I put the side by side of, you know, that old clip of court crying saying, working is just not my top priority right now. It's never going to be. And then shit went wild. The internet got very,

very mad at Kemp for saying that. Speaking of her privilege and speaking of her privilege, Jamila Jamil actually wrote I think if you grew up in Beverly Hills with super successful parents in what was simply a smaller mansion nobody needs to hear your thoughts and success work ethic. This same 24 hours in a day shit is a nightmare

99% of the world grew up with a very different 24 hours. So Kim isn't the one that said the 24 hours line. She said what I just mentioned but there was another like influencer, I believe British called Molly May. She said the 24 hour shit and she's pretty little things like creative director and she's like 22 and so she said the 24 hours

in a day shit that people got really, really upset about. So yeah, the internet was very upset with Kim for saying that because obviously like, you know, she's led a very different life. She's come from a very different place. And although nobody can take from her that she is, you know, super hardworking and super serious. And I mean, listen, Rob was born into the same conditions as Kim and you don't see him running a multi-billion dollar business. But, you know, a lot of people don't have the circumstances, which Kim has. But this was specifically for women is in business. This isn't like, you know, if you're working at the bank or so I know, I know it's a very sensitive topic. People, I mean, you know, COVID, people got laid off. Like, I know this from like up

fucking close. Okay. But I do not think she thought that through when she said that. I think she just meant that you got to work hard. No matter who you are, no matter where you came from. And obviously in her situation, it does make things a lot easier. I agree. But at the same time, like, people need to understand that it takes hard work. Like everything does no matter what you do and no matter who you are. And it's true that for a lot of people, it's harder than for some people. But at the end of the day, you've got to work hard. You've got to be devoted to what you want to do and give it to your all if you really want to succeed. And I mean, Rob is a perfect example.

Like he's not a huge loser, but he's also kind of is. I mean, what is he really doing? Like Arthur, George and the, you know, hot sauce that Chris fucking, you know, probably kind of came up with for him. I wonder if she's going to issue apology. I wonder if she's going to say anything about it. I think their M.O. is always not to. Even though Tracy, who manages all her shit, that kind of wrote for Kim.

You know, she kind of saw that everyone was getting very offended and critical. And she kind of wrote, Kim is right. It takes blood, sweat, and tears start it and build a successful business. And she said that that's what it takes. Any entrepreneur will tell you that. Any successful woman in business will tell you that. that. And she writes from her personal experience as someone who immigrate to this country with nothing and grew up in poverty. She was not offended by this comment because it's what she had

to do personally. So again, I don't know where this is going to go from here. I think it will probably just, you know, I'm not, I don't think Kim is going to publicly apologize for it. I don't think she, you know, meant to offend anyone. But I also think that that's her way to deal with things is not to address anything unless it's like fucking you know huge i wonder what she just posted a photo with that reflective coat that i told you guys about remember so she's basically showing us okay do remember when kim looked super orange and you guys were like she's super orange and i told her that it was like the coat was actually blue but in the super orange pick with pete the coat was metallic but it was because of the flash of the barbarazzi that it became

reflective and then her face orange. So she wore that code in one photo it's super blue. In one photo it's like, like I said, metallic. And she's asking, is it blue or silver? I don't see too much of the comments or anyone talking about, oh yeah, you working very hard. Anyway, enough about that. Well, not enough because another part of the variety piece that I thought was funny in one of the clips. Courtney was talking about working out and how, like, you know, they wake up super early to work out. That's part of, like, what they have to do. And actually, Chloe and Kim, but also kind of Chris, gave each other a look when Courtney said that. Now, I'm wondering, is the look, oh my God, Courtney, you don't actually wake up early to work out. Like, we wake up early to

work out. Or is it, yeah, girl, you wake up early to work out. Huh, uh-huh, like with Travis. I don't know, but it is a weird feeling because, I don't know, it's just like, it used to be Courtney and Chloe against Kim, quote-unquote against. Listen, three is an odd number. I know. My sisters and I were three, and three is hard. Like, three is hard. So do you remember used to be like literally Chloe and Courtney like kind of against Kim calling Kim boring they always had their own shit

you know Chloe picking Courtney up dragging her around like a little mouse and then I think I would say the change came after Chloe had true and she kind of it seemed like she connected more with Kim's ever since they were kind of closer

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of Saturday night live and Pete is going to start as a fictional version of himself. Uh, oh, it's produced by Lauren Michaels. And I always said like Lauren is obsessed with Pete. Like Pete is his star. Like Pete is everything he wanted, you know,

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The couple, as you know, already share a 22-month-old son. X, E, I don't fucking know. Y, 812. Like, I don't fucking know. So random. I literally can't. Amretta's baby, Sly turned one.

And I don't know if y'all missed how she congratulated her baby is by posting naked pregnant photos of her, which, like, celebrate your body's celebrate. Celebrate your body all day, babe, all day. I just still think it's funny that your first three photos for your son's birthday are photos of you naked. So, I mean, that's just me. Just my personal opinion. Amanda Bynes is back on Instagram with her heart tattoo on her face. In the first

video, she was talking about a upcoming court date. She has to get out of for conservatorship. She tagged in news, people us weekly. Listen, does she look like she's doing really well in life? Not really. Do I know any specifics aside from that? Not really. Didn't she post an embryo like ultrasound pick about a year ago?

Yes, was it real? I don't know what happened with it. Seriously, no idea. But I hope that she is well. And, I mean, that the conservatorship hearing goes her way if she really is able to, you know, lead her own life, which as we've learned about conservatorships, they're legit for people with dementia. So even if she has a mental illness or something of that capacity, she shouldn't be under a conservatorship. Literally, anybody who's anybody went to J.B.'s concert in Los Angeles, like, Haley Bieber was there, Kylie was there, Hillary Duff was there. I mean, just so many fucking people posted from that show.

Like, I was having legit FOMO. Obviously, Justin Bieber was in his baby, Balenci, zip up. I don't, like, it's literally, I looked on the website. It's literally called a shrunken hoodie or something. Like, why must it be shrunken? Like, why is he wearing shrunken? I don't really know. Isn't it funny?

But anyway, so Haley was so cute in the audience. She was like, literally dancing and singing along to anyone. You're the only one I ever knew. Oh my God. Did you guys just die? Literally. She was having the time of her life dancing along, like, to the song Anyone, which, like, he had happened to get to dedicate to her with, like, photos and everything

like that. It's like, how cute can they be? How perfect can they be? Like, it's honestly annoying. She was wearing this, like, bucket hat and, like, purple pants and, like, a bedazzled tramp stamp. Like, okay. How? How? And also, okay, so before he's saying anyone, he said, this next song will be dedicated to my beautiful wife. And then he added, Haley hates being put on the spot. Yeah, I mean,

right. She's out there somewhere. She hates me when I put her on the spot. She's probably over there blushing. She hates me right now, but I love her. I love you so much, baby. Let's do the damn thing. I mean, you know I ship, ship, shit, but like, don't you fucking pretend that, like, Haley doesn't love every fucking second of it. Like, they're the most, like, they have, literal. I don't even remember where were all those videos from? Remember of them, like, in their kitchen or like slow dancing

in like their living room? And like all these like, were they all Instagram lives like during the pandemic? Anyway, it is really cute though. I actually can't get enough. I just changed my mind. Flip like a steak, like a steak. A flip.

Did you guys see the trailer for Deepwater with Ben Affleck and Anna de Armas? who, that's the actual, like, place that they met where all the dog walks, the paparazzi dog walks began, listen, she is the most beautiful, sexy woman I've ever seen in my fucking life and, like, no wonder, did they fall in love

because he's not just shopping himself. But, like, J-Lo is going to die watching this because, like, even the trailer had him, like, fucking fingering her in the meadow. It was kind of like Armageddon Animal Cracker vibes, but, like, not PG. Like, wow, so hot. I'm gonna watch it. It's gonna be on Hulu. Hulu's fucking vibe in lately. Oh, another important Kardashian thing, which like, listen, this isn't a Kardashian podcast. Like, what can I do that they supply? Most of the motherfuckin, like, gossip, what is happening? So, Scott and Too Hot to Handels

Holly Scarphone are dating. She even was in Paris with him. She posted like a thoughty pick. So photoshopped, I think. And he commented on it. Photocrypho. cred please which is like literally scott like must we know like must we know and like must you chime in and then she talked to photocrat to him blah blah blah meanwhile she had just posted on tixac like the other day she was like following a tm zba store and being like kind of shouting at them like look at me like i'm famous too i don't fucking know it was kind of cringy not so into it i feel like his choices are going downhill. You know what I mean? Like, like, not that he can do better. Like, he could be a piece of shit. But it's like, why not just

be better? Like, don't go with, like, cloudy people. Go with, like, an equal. Somebody your age, somebody that's not looking for fame. I don't know. Meanwhile, Cord and Shrav are on the fucking beach in obviously, like, all black and like fucking making out galore in the middle of the beach. And he's probably fucking spinning because he fucking hates that shit. And maybe he's not doing that well because of that. I also do wonder, you know, how much we're going to see of him on the show. We're all kind of wondering that at this point. In other Skims news, Skims came out with like this body suit with either with a pussy hole or a bed hole. And like my question, is it for peeing and pooping or is it for regular sex and

anal sex because like must know also like must know how the sales are doing because I feel like it's just so random. No, if it's for peeing then it's genius because like taking a body suit off to be as crazy but like must you also poop with a body suit? You know what I mean? Like peeing is more frequent. Like you could get through a night and not have to poop. Also it does look really sexy and the peeing and pooping makes it less sexy. I don't know. Am I right? What do you guys think? I'm interested to know. Also earlier this week with Kim, we had her going to the Balenciaga show in Balenciaga, caution tape, taped all over a body suit. She could barely freaking walk. Like, listen, it did look ridiculous. I won't lie. And honestly, if I was her, like, even for this wow factor, I wouldn't do it.

I'd be like, this is ridiculous. There are going to be cameras there. They're going to be videos there. It's going to look ridiculous. Like, she could barely sit down. I feel like she's better than this and Valencia is better than this and like they really didn't need this. This is like a meme fucking waiting to happen. Do you know what I mean? Kylie is back on Instagram. We spoke about this a bunch of times because I mean when she first got pregnant with now we know his baby Wolf. We thought we were going to see her pregnancy journey. But then I think because of the tragedy of Astro World, she kind of probably made a professional decision with her team and also maybe, you know, It felt like the right thing to do is just kind of lay low and definitely not be sharing, you know,

your bundle of joy while literal, you know, kids lost their lives. But she still had to do her probably contractual contractual obligations like, boop. Hi, Germany. Hi, Mexico. Kyla Lip Kids are now available in Zimbabwe. Hi, Portugal. Love you, China. Like you guys know, I love that shit.

So she still had to do that. they were always very heavily filtered and like very filmed seven months ago and posted now. But she just posted her first story in a while. It was also, you know, selling something new. But weird for Kylie, unfiltered, which doesn't happen. Also, Stormy saves a situation because Stormy's so cute. So even if Kylie's like literally to me the most uninteresting Cargenner and I don't get how she's the most followed and, you know, made this also a big. billion dollar company because it's like to me like to be to be successful in business by

Amanda is like you can't just pop on here and like sell your follower something it's like you need to do the work but she doesn't so it's like what am I talking about she doesn't need to do the word because obviously she's doing fine without my advice but it's just like I can list respect like I mean if you are an online personality and you share everything and like your followers are part of your life and blah, blah, blah, and then you come out with a product and they want to support you or they believe in you. That's great. But it's like, what is Kylie giving us aside from selling a product that like, I mean, I know that a lot of people like it. I haven't tried it. Oh, actually, you know what? I have her concealer and her blush and it's good. But anyway,

Stormy saves a situation because she's literally cute in the car, like wanting to be part of the video. And the other thing about Kylie is like, I don't know if you guys saw that I posted like there are throwback videos of her from early seasons of keeping up where she's literally talking about having kids like at 15 she was like I want to be a young mom like at probably 19 she was like talking about how many kids she wants so she always wanted kids and she always wanted to be a mom oh my god now I'm remembering that it killed me that in the variety piece like it was like you know because Kylie wasn't there so it was like Kylie emailed that she's like really you know into whatever and I was like yeah Kylie fucking emailed like Kylie

went to Kylie at, you know, Kylie Cosmetics.com and replied to the fucking interviewer's question and was like, I can't help but wonder, you know, why am I a billionaire at 23? Anyway, you know that sometimes I get triggered by Kylie, but it's fine. I don't anymore. That's why I re-followed her. Remember, I hadn't followed her for a while. And then I was like, I can handle this. I can support her and refollowed her. But anyway, yeah, she's laying low and And she's just booping on in to sell her shit. But I kind of appreciated that she was, you know, unfiltered. And it seemed like more in the moment than her pregnancy videos that we know were all pre-recorded.

Oh, my God. Did you guys see Heidi Montagg from the hills is legit, like out and about eating raw, like, liver on the streets? Like, I know this sounds random. but like literally she was seen eating raw animal organs to help her fertility issues. She says she's been trying to get pregnant for over a year and a half and she's willing to try different things. But listen, she's definitely doing this for the camera. She could eat it at home, but she's literally out and about seen with a Ziploc bag containing a dark red organ. They're trying to bring a second baby.

I mean, I know that, you know, she loves her kids so much. but I really, I'm not sure why she needs to be eating it on the street. That's a little rando, a little, a little rando. Speaking of Heidi and Spencer, Spencer has been doing, oh, my God, here she is eating uncooked bison heart. Again, the Ziploc. No, this, I can't. I can't.

Oh, my God. How are vegetarians handling this? I cannot at least make it into like a tartar or like a fucking, what's it called carpacho, put on a little balsamic venegrat on like a piece of toast maybe fucking Heidi. But anyway, Spencer started doing these like TikTok videos about the hills, which like Spencer, like no one really cares. He's calling it like the spills because he's like spilling the tea about it. But it's literally like, it's literally like, do we care?

Also, he's so like into what he's saying that you can't like, he'll put the clip in the back. The setup isn't also that great. Not that I'm like a set-up queen, but I'll put the setup in the back and like show the clip and be like, so Adrina's on the phone, not with me, but like I, like they're saying it's with me, but it's like, let us hear what Andrena is saying, like for a moment, but he doesn't. So anyway, we know, babe, we know the hills is scripted. Remember at Laguna Beach at the end, they like pulled away the fucking green screen and like it was a whole lot. Like we know, babe, we fucking know. That's why the show was canceled.

but nice try to stay relevant. Wow, that was harsh of me. I'm usually not that harsh. Anyway, you guys, I love you guys so much. Thank you for listening. And we have a lot of exciting guests coming up and good stuff. Once I, I mean, now I'm home. When you're listening to this, I'm home.

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