Not Skinny But Not Fat - Recapping Bachelor, VPR, & Oscars in my Sweats

Episode Date: February 11, 2020

This is undoubtedly one of the worst seasons of the Bachelor but you know I’m watching and commenting like it’s my damn job. Someone needs to call out these thirst monsters! However, Peter did make some shocking cuts this week, all while looking so worried and just sad, like can you be happy all these girls want to bone you or nah? The Vandy cast is still celebrating Jax and Brittany’s Bachelor/ette party in Miami, and going to strip clubs every single night (and enjoying it WAY too much). Award season comes to an end with the 92nd Oscars, and I am judging everyone whilst wearing dirty sweatpants.  Native is an aluminum and paraben free deodorant with over 5,000 five star reviews. For 20% off you first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and enter promo code “NSBNF” during checkout. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. Collagen For Her is woman-owned and was created to help women find supplements that they can trust and feel good about putting into their bodies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ariana got so into it at some point she was pulled up her miniskirt and was like smacking her butt against like a stripper's butt like legit like with a sex face like her face like said sex. This is not skinny but not fat and I'm your host Amanda bringing you the latest in all celebrity gossip reality TV recaps and anything happening in Hollywood right now that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. this is not skinny but not fat so you know when you're like watching my stories and you're like damn i wish i could hear her like for longer than 15 second clips well welcome near lucky day it is me amanda so yeah so lico today wanted to recap bachelor vanderpump rules and talk about our favorite celebs per usual so let's start with some celeb stuff and then we'll get into the important Bachelor Nation and this fuck of a season and Vanderpumpurals season eight where they're grown up they have money but they're still making

poor decisions firstly selina gomez is coming out with a beauty line called surprise rare rare beauty i'm kind of sick of celebrities coming out with makeup lines i have to be honest i thought her explanation of rare as a single and an album made so much sense. It was so beautiful the way she explained it. I think I posted in my stories the way she, you know, she wanted to convey that each person is an individual and they're rare and they're unique in their own way and, you know, blah, blah, blah. Totally get it. Totally love it. But you know, when stars and celebrities come out with lines of some sort you want to at least like you know it should be something that immediately correlates with that person if it's a person that works out a lot then okay start a fitness you know

line whatever if you're a person that uses a lot of makeup like i know i'm not the biggest kiley fan right now but she was overlining her lips and she started a lip kid like you know it's sunny it's hot like makes sense i don't think any of us think of selina gomez and go wow, like her makeup routine. Like she's usually pretty down to earth, like on her day to day. She's not a, doesn't seem like a big, huge makeup person that spends hours, you know, gluing her own eyelashes, extensions or whatever. So confused by it, it's going to be with Sephora. So I'm sure Sephora just wanted to profit on her 100 gazillion million followers. So wish her luck with that, but kind of over it. I feel like a lot of celebrities.

started companies that made sense like jessica alba started honest and it is fucking booming like that's a good ass company but not everyone needs to like aren't you making enough money like one instagram out of hers can like buy a house so i don't really understand the need to constantly be doing shit but maybe that's because like i can have lazy tendencies no i'm just kidding i'm not actually lazy. But sometimes I don't get the greed and the want to do more, want to do more. Like, you don't have to have a beauty line. Like, I don't get it. Speaking of other things I don't get, Sophia Ritchie was as she's going to be on keeping up next season. We got a little, little teensy-wincey glimpse of her in this season, which all I was obsessing over was seeing

if she, you know, when and how she was dueling. And the relationship. and awkwardness between her and Courtney. But actually she came out kind of likable and mature for her age because she's like a baby. But she did say she was not going to be returning to keeping up. And she actually said the reason is that she wants to get back into acting. Yeah. Remember the worst Instagram out of all time that I put up? Like wouldn't call that Oscar winner.

but yeah pretty sure even for sophia ritchie it'll be hard to transition to an actor wanted to also talk about i mean you know not even talk about really like just breeze through this breeze on by i actually tried to ignore this but my followers you know know the shit i'm into so all of you were sending me this and i was like i guess i have to address it is that uh andy cohen posted like a selfie with Tyler C, Tyler Cameron. They were at like a fashion event together, sitting together, and he even captioned it, like, date night. Obviously, Tyler is freaking loving it.

I also heard that he said in some interview that like Andy is going to allow him to, like, shadow him or something. I don't know. It's creeping me out. You know, that relationship sort of started with Tyler C. like just commenting up the wazoo like on Andy Cohen's photos like what are you trying to do

like aside from being a shortless bartender on watch what happens live like what are your intentions like do you want your own bravo show like your own queby show isn't enough Tyler god bar architecture coming soon but no he pisses me off

you guys know this wouldn't it be so funny if I ever like interviewed him on the podcast just because he's like a thirst monster And I'm sure you guys, he's not going to settle down or have a real girlfriend or a serious one for another like 10 years. Yeah, he's not there at all. And his whole stint on Hannah's season was for exactly what's happening in his life right now. And he definitely cares more about Matt James than about, you know, having a relationship. But we all believed him.

We were all duped. We were all rooting for him. So, you know. Jamila Jamil comes out as queer. You know, I really love. like when celebrities make statements and do things that give maybe hope or inspiration to other people and the way she went about it was, you know, was great. Yeah, she's in a relationship with a man and felt the need to say that to the world. And that's great. She's in a relationship with

James Blake. She got backlash over criticism for being cast in a new LGBT interest. show she's going to be a judge on a new unscripted vogueing contest called legendary and that news prompted an online backlash from people who said she's not a representative of the black LGBT community this is what kind of prompted her to issue a statement addressing her sexuality you know she was saying that Twitter is brutal which I have heard before and that's why I steer freaking clear like it is a different world on Twitter but yeah, she came out as queer because of that criticism. So good

for Jamila Jamil. Keep on doing God's work and hating on, you know, the Kardashians for selling us 50. We'll be right back with some more. So you probably already know

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Why would anybody talk about me in a, you know, negative way? And then I listened to it. Luckily, it was in the first few minutes of the show. And basically, the podcast is about Vanderpump Rules. I don't know anything about the host of the show. Just listen to them saying they are really fed up with people that call themselves, you know, lovers and big fans of Vanderpump Rules. But they only started watching it not too long ago or, you know,

didn't watch it from the very beginning at the time that it was released and that, you know, what made it so obviously it was about me is that they said there's this one person who binged all of Vanderpump like last year, aka me, calls herself

like a really big promoter of Vanderpump Rules, aka hashtag VPR ambassador, and likes to say that the success from the show came from her which is like for jokesies when I'm like, Bravo should pay me, even though Bravo should probably pay me. And They were just kind of mean about it.

They said that the person they were talking about steals content from the show and like trying to say that like if I recap the show, that's not actually creating anything or something and saying that if I'm not criticizing the cast galore, then that's not being an actual fan. Something literally crazy sick. Obviously I gave it attention on my stories because when I post like good reviews of my podcast or messages that I get from you guys that are. really 99% sweet, amazing live for them, there is some percentage that can be sucky and I want to show both sides and also I'm a human. I'm a sensitive ass bitch and it's not fun to hear that and I

need to share it with the world. So I gave it a lot of attention, a lot of space just because I think it's such bullshit and just because I also think that, you know, with the Super Bowl last week and I remember even putting up posts about how, you know, great of a time. it is for women and how it really made me emotional one day watching miss americana uh listening to demi levados anyone you know just like billy ilish then the super bowl performance jalo shakira you're like fuck like all these amazing women performing songwriting being creative being artists and i'm like damn like not one of the people i listened to today was a dude not one of the people i like look up to right now as a dude that's amazing like it just felt really good not in a super feminist like way in

this like real real way so then a few days later to feel like just because we both like vanderpump rules and enjoy talking about it you're going to like rip me a new one like why but then i discovered you know with messages i got about that podcast that they basically are very you know bitter about almost everyone they constantly stalk and ridicule the cast and are even blocked by a lot of them. Yeah, the stalking part was funny. They literally went to, like, the Kentucky Castle where Jacks and Brittany got married, like, before and, like, I think stayed in their room or something.

I don't know, something really sick. They also walked around the neighborhood where they live, where the cast lives, with, like, a stroller pretending there's, like, a baby. Something, like, sick trying to take pictures. So I'm like, okay, like, these are not the people that I need to be, you know, doing right by. But it just was like a thing where like, why are you anti, you know, and actually, like, I'll be honest, my recapping, binging, posting, storing Vanderpruals from season one when I did it came so naturally and then became such a big part of my Instagram, kind of naturally and organically.

And I really did, you know, to do my own horn, get so many people to watch a show. Like, I get messages, people from Guatemala, Australia, Costa Rica. Like, I'm not joking. People from legit all around the world. Because when I would post it, they would say, what show is this? I'd be like Vanderpump rules. And that's how I started with the VPR ambassador, knowing fully and also laughing at myself, saying, I'm seven fucking years late.

And thank you guys for not calling me out on it, but better late than ever. And, you know, that actually created a connection with Bravo and getting to do cool things with them. So, you know, look who's laughing now. Or I don't know what. but support each other. I know it's hard. I get jealous of people too. I try to admit it when that's the way I feel

and maybe that's enticing negative behavior for me. And I'm also not perfect. I make fun of shit. I talk about Kylie's ass that she bought that she feels a need to film all the time. Like, we're human. It's fine. But I can still take it personally

when it's about me. But let's talk about Vanderpump rules. I mean, I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pino Grigio. First of all, let's talk a little bit about season eight. Season eight, they're all adults. Most of them have homes. Most of them are in relationships, not marriages.

Most of them have money. Most of them are getting their makeup done, their hair done. eyelash extensions. And I don't know what my deal is with eyelash extensions today. Because I feel like it would look less like if you just had like makeup on and not eyelashes, like fake eyelashes, then it wouldn't look. it would look more natural. Like, why can't we have like a natural looking makeup people?

But anyway, they are definitely, it's different than the first season when they were wearing just surd dresses and legit like no makeup, no underwear. So very, very different. But they're bringing it, of course, because even though they're grown up, they keep on doing, you know, they keep on doing shit. But I think what stood out to me the most this past episode, which was, you know, they're still in Miami. They're still at the Bachelor or Bachelorette party.

they decided it was a good idea to the boys to legit transform into old men and then go to the strip club mind you this is the second strip club like must you like I don't get it but maybe I'm not like I'm literally as much as I love them like I'm not that's not my style and like we get it trip club bachelor bachelor betcha twice like you need to go twice but before we saw the guys transform to old men you know we saw the the dinner where basically Kristen says to Katie you know you're not here for me blah blah I was here for you when Schwartz was fucking around and that's just like the awkward emoji like you know I feel like Schwartz has always been so loved and so forgiven and so like oh Schwarzy and I do like him but you know he has fucked up and it wasn't given like

a lot of light like not not too much attention was put on it like there was always something else going on or and she did forgive him but we never really know like exactly what happened like he was drunk he blacks out he doesn't remember you know needless to say I hope he doesn't fuck up anymore but Kristen I mean it was kind of a low blow to bring that up like a true friend wouldn't bring that up like that was to hurt her you know she could have just said I was there for you when you were going through shit obviously Katie was like, fuck you, proceeded to like, at the trip club later, be like to Schwartz, like, we don't talk to her anymore.

Like, she's cut, which, like, I'm sure comes from her being super hurt because Kristen's saying that, like, listen, do I understand Katie and Stasi for saying, Kristen, we're over your fucking shit. All you do is cry about Carter, but you're basically with him. You don't admit you're with him. And being mad at her about that, I can understand when a friend comes to you all the time. You give her advice, but she keeps on doing the same dumb shit. of course, and I can understand.

But at the same time, it's like there is like being upset with her and saying like, you're so annoying, like, and talking shit about her behind her back like a normal person, then like being like mad at her and almost disowning her and, you know, ruining an entire friendship over like the fact that she's being an idiot with this guy. But that's where it seems to be going. And we know in real life we obviously knew something had happened between the Witches of Weo. Dasi is much more tolerant of it. She even then proceeded to have like a drunken makeup conversation with Kristen saying like,

I love you. Like she was so sweet. She's so emotional. Like she was just like, I love you. Like it doesn't matter what you do. It doesn't matter like anything. Like I love you. Like you're always going to be one of my best friends.

And that was super sweet. And I loved seeing that. You know, the strip club scenes like Ariana got so into it at some point. She was pulled. up her miniskirt and was like smacking her butt against like a stripper's butt like legit like with a sex face like her face like said sex aside from that you guys not much else has gone on i am really you know interested to see how the season progresses we're going to see jackson brittney's wedding like there is probably shit to come there is probably shit to come we'll be right back and

we're going to talk bachelor So there were not one but two episodes of The Bachelor last week. Bachelor Nation say what? Oh my God, no way. Oh, oh, oh my God. Which is crazy because I remember when the second episode was going to be on Wednesday. I was like, oh, it's probably like a filler episode. Like it's not that urgent for me to watch.

Like, you know, and then I fucking watched it. it was even crazier than the Monday episode, the Wednesday episode. Shuck, shook, shook, shook, about The Bachelor of the season. First of all, let's talk about Peter. Let's talk about Peter and the fact that his face always looks like he's just, like, so upset, like, or upset or, like, pooping, I don't know. But, like, be a little happy. You have 20 girls, like, wanting to have sex with you. Be a little happy about it. Like, be a little, you know, just, like, stop sweating and, you know, grow up. Needless to say, most of the girls are definitely there for fame and Instagram followers. Even Victoria F., who, like, again, I go back and forth because I want to like her because there's

something very, like, real about her. But it's like she keeps on proving me wrong. So she basically, he gave her another one-on-one date, which is shocking because, like, so many girls hadn't, so many girls, a few girls have not even had a one-on-one date yet. And she gets two. that should mean a lot and you should probably feel on top of the world. They had a good day, but at dinner, he was kind of like, where are you at? I want to know that you're here because Peter, if he doesn't get like, you're not licking his asshole and telling him, like, you're in love with him after two days, he gets insecure. And she's kind of like, and he's like, tell me where you're at.

She's just like, I can't do this. I'm going to vomit. I'm going to throw up. I can't do this. Leaves the table, goes into the bathroom. He's like, I don't know what to do. do. I don't know if I want to be here, which, like, I love those conversations with, like, producers. Like, I just feel like they're the realist. Then she goes back out. He's like, tell me, like,

what are you feeling? She's like, I just don't know. Like, he's like, you put walls up. She's like, I put walls up. I don't know how he ended up giving her a rose. Like, she said, like, one, he literally fished out of her, like, one decent thing of like, yeah, I do want to be here. And he was like, will you accept this rose just super weird again i want to like her but like you know at the end of the day as much as i fucking hate it you have to play the game if you're not there falling in love starting to fall in love beginning to fall in love like obviously like what is he going to do with you like date you like cassian colton that aren't even you know living together no that would be dumb anyway she's a big standout star of the season sadly victoria p disappointed me

Because I don't know if you guys remember, if you, you know, you watch my recaps. I think the first episode of The Bachelor, I was like, she's going to be a winner. Like, she's like a nurse or something and felt like she was like this good person. Then we found out she has a new face, which sort of deducted points. Then we found out that she's, like, lying for some creepy reason about the fact that she does know Alea from like pageants and stuff. Pagents. Like, how many fucking pageant girls do we need a season? Peter didn't like that because it's like, why you lying?

like why are you being weird and basically uh you could tell that their really strong connection from the beginning was kind of fizzling out she brought it up and then surprisingly shockingly he was like listen like don't see you as my wife like sorry bye really really shocking i was not expecting that i was expecting her to be kind of like kind of a finalist at least in the final five it did kind of say there were rumors that she left the show so she could crown her Miss Louisiana successor because it was just kind of like too perfect of timing that they had that random conversation.

She randomly, you know, because it was like a random conversation. It wasn't like a rose ceremony. It was kind of abrupt because like as much as he might not see her as his wife, there are still other girls there that like, do you see McKenna as your wife? Like at that point, did you see Tammy as your wife? Do you see Natasha as your wife?

like so it just seemed a little too convenient of a time aside from that mckenna is literally 22 and crying like won't shut the fuck up and it's like i'm not getting nine he's not seeing me even though tammy is coming for her and tammy i feel like don't try to be the villain of the season a villain of a season has never won take it and learn a villain of a season is never one has corin one no I don't remember other villains right now. But basically, villains never, never win. Maybe you get some air time. Maybe you're like playful.

You don't win. So the fact that Tammy's, you know, strategy the past couple episodes, what's to call people out and like, you know, put them in their place. It's like, it's not going to help you. Or like tell Peter that someone like sucks and he should, you know, know, know the real them, like Rick Kelsey, which is so shocking. Can we talk for a minute about how Kelsey is like just running on four? like champagne girl crazy psycho champagne girl peter's just like loving her into her i'm kind of weirded

out by it i kind of don't believe it she keeps selling him she's uh falling in love with him and he's like my feelings are really strong and i'm like i don't know why i don't believe you i don't see the chemistry i don't see the heat i don't see it so he might just be keeping her around because she's like the only one who said that or you know we never know what else might be like the reason But another shocking goodbye was to Sydney Because they had a really, really hot date Even though she doesn't sound so smart Their date was super on fags

They have really great chemistry He said she was the best kisser I don't know It just seemed like why not keep her around Like she's super hot You had fun with her Like your makeouts were like, you know, sizzling He said bye to her

Like I was saying McKenna was really really upset that she didn't get any attention from him. Tammy tried to like tell Peter that she's there for the wrong reasons and she's like creating hashtags, which sounded so like 2014. Like what do you mean creating hashtags? Like McKenna for Bachelorette. Like what hashtag was she talking about? He basically like it felt to me like he was like kind of putting them in a two on one situation. But then there was like no rose. It was just like, okay, Tammy, not into you. Bye. McKenna. Like I believe. you that you're here for the right reasons. Stays, Rose Ceremony,

flash forward 10 minutes, by McKenna. Like, I don't even know what to tell you. Aside from the fact that, like I said, I think all the girls on there are there for the wrong reasons and it just became a fucking shit show of, you know, getting likes

and verified on Instagram. I do think that it's also so mega-produced, you know, just so, has so many elements that don't feel real anymore aside from just the people so I really really really the only thing I care about for this season is seeing how the fuck it ends because I have no idea aside from Maddie who's really cute and I know when I say that I like Maddie a lot of you are like but you know we can't forget that she like commented she like created her own fan page and

like commented from it on her own photo if you guys remember she commented like oh my god you're so genuine, sweet, and real. And then, like, it was from her own account. And then instead of owning up to it, she had someone comment and say, like, oh, it was me, like, accident locked into your account instead of, like, the fan account. And it was just like, no, no, no, no, girl, girl, girl, girl. But you know what? Even if she did, like, she wanted more comments. Like, no one said she was genuine and real. And she wanted a comment that said she's genuine real. Like, I feel like that's a cute mess up. I don't know why. I'm not taking it as, like, disgusting. So she's like my number one right now, and I'm really anti-spoilers.

And that's why I'm never going to share, like, you know, spoilers with you. But I will tell you just like an observation that's weird is that Maddie is not verified. She has 663K and she's not verified. You know, who else wasn't verified until he was Bachelor? Peter Weber. So they have this weird thing because like Victoria is verified, Victoria Paul is verified, and Victoria F, like, I don't know what it means. But it might mean something. So again, not spoilers.

Don't get mad at me. It's just an observation that I made. In the Bachelor world, I've spoken a bunch about Caitlin Bristow and my love hate for her. I think I was like listening to her podcast at the beginning, really into her. I think I saw like a bit of her season. It was before I was a full on Bachelor fan. I don't know if to call it that, but you get me. And she was so cute and I loved her like look and everything.

And then just lately like there have been a bunch of. things that had pissed me off sometimes she didn't seem so supportive of other cast members that were doing it sometimes when she was being she seemed a little fake i don't know i don't know not like i'm not i don't know i'm i'm i'm somewhere in the middle of like do i love her do i like not like her but she just put up like a real instagram thing where like all made up but then like real and it's just like the wrong message because like she has so many cheek fillers and like fake cheekbones and Botox and fillers and it's like

you can't call that a fucking real Instagram babe like let me show you real Instagram you know when I wake up in the morning like that's real Instagram I don't know it kind of pisses me off because like you can see so obviously that you know those cheekbones are like of an Instagram filter

and if you look at her old photos from when she was a bachelorette like it's entirely different and I just you know a lot of you have get me on it a lot of you have told me before that like you know whatever like accept people they have and I've said it before the thing is with fillers is like I get what it's for like it's for filling wrinkles let's say for older people like whatever I don't get it for like let's create fake cheekbones unless like your whole life like you didn't have cheekbones you know like I get saucy that she wanted a chin implant like sheke felt she didn't have a chin her whole life like i'm not i'm not

anti-plastic surgery in general like i'm just anti these like the fact that you're able to do so much to change and enhance your look to the point that like everyone kind of looks the same like tell me cassie and kately don't look the fucking same tell me kiley didn't morph into kim tell me chloe isn't morphing into fucking jesska rabbit like i don't know it's getting a little over the top for me. Speaking about the Kardashian. jealous. Stop.

Enough. That's it. We're done. Ben Simmons and Kendall were seen together. I think they even went together to the Super Bowl. Like he posted a photo of like kind of like place cards like Kendall Jenner, Ben Simmons. And the thing is like I don't know why I don't care. Like I don't care that she's dating him.

He doesn't interest me. Like there is no. I don't know if it's because I can sense the lack of like heat from here. Like I don't know. there have been rumors that Kendall might be gay. And we've never seen it with a dude. I've never really seen a really make out with a dude. And, you know, sometimes I do think about it.

I'm like statistically, like someone needs to be gay in the Kardashians. Or like, even if I think about, you know, my own friend group or my husband's friend group, I'm like, statistically, like, one of you is not out because it can't be that all of you are straight. And about the Kardashians, you're like, what, none of you are gay? No, really. Let's, so Kendall, you know, step forward. Just kidding.

We don't want to ever, ever, ever, out someone. That's why I'm just saying it's been talked about. But also that I've never seen her really have this, like, fiery chemistry with anyone. And even Ben Simmons, like, for some reason, the photos look the same as when you see her walking around with your boy, Fye, or whatever. So I don't know. But what we do know is that they weren't together. And now it looks like they're back together. They were also seen on vacation.

So that's pretty, pretty legit. I did want to talk about seasons, Justin Bieber's seasons. Wait, what's happening in Hollywood? I remember last episode, Ariel was like, no, they're only four episodes. Like, seasons, like four, that's it. They filmed everything. They uploaded everything at once. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

So there was another episode since then that I watched that actually was probably the realist because until episode five, it was like him in the studio being like, poo bear, like, but. But this was more about his struggles with drugs as well, admitting to doing a variety of drugs. He says popping pills. He says smoking a lot of weed. He said to the point that his like security had to come check his pulse in the middle of the night. And you can only imagine how fucking bad that is. And my heart literally like shatters for him because, you know, as opposed to Taylor Swift where you see her documentary and she's a strong ass bitch.

Like you can tell Taylor Swift has. like thank God for her I'm happy for her her mental health is pretty strong it seems like she's a strong cookie you know mentally and doesn't have those issues and I'll say and I'll be real I'm really really jealous of people like that that have I don't know I kind of call it like a strong soul or something like like not that it's a bad thing to have a fragile soul like I feel I do but but I'm more fragile from the inside let's call it that way and so it's just And so are a lot of people. And I feel like Taylor has a really strong core where, you know, it doesn't feel like she can have those bad, you know, I don't know how to explain it, but you can

sort. And sometimes you're wrong. Sometimes the person that you're like, wow, they're so cool. They seem so chill. Has anxiety, has depression. No way. People say it to me too. Like you, like you seem so chill you seem so happy all the time you seem so funny and outgoing like i've seen a post about it you know about anxiety like that doesn't mean shit like with anxiety you don't have to necessarily have depression vice versa so you can be happy and you could be good but you can also you know have physical symptoms to make you feel like shit you can also just you know you guys know you guys know the deal i actually want to do we're going to be doing a podcast about anxiety sometimes soon so uh look out for that anyway so

It's really interesting to see where that all came from and kind of like him opening up. And, you know, he has that oxygen chamber that he goes into. He's doing all this. He's taking medication. He said that really without antidepressants, he can't get out of bed. That is so amazing of him to step forward, to say it, you know, to fans watching, you know, to normalize it. I'm really, really, really appreciative of that. think it's you know if not you thought Justin Bieber was just like young punk peeing into like plants like

no something deeper was going on you know and and I think it's important for us to know what and like that's what we kind of want to know with Brittany like what was going on Britney tell us like do a documentary Lily Reinhart from Riverdale which I don't know if you guys remember because this was a long time ago but I used to watch Riverdale like season one and two until the gargoyle kings came and, like, tree men and, like, weird-ass sci-fi shit. I liked when it was, like, high school kids, like, investigating a murder, but, like, I don't like sci-fi shit. Anyway, she's been very open, again, about, like, mental health and even, like, body, image stuff. She wrote, she wants other young women to see her body on TV and feel comfort in the fact that she's not a size zero.

She's not a perfect hourglass shape. A Twitter follower asked her on Twitter why she and her Rivadel co-stars all seem to have perfect. chiseled bodies. And don't you think TV shows like this aimed at teenagers are contributing to unrealistic body expectations and body image issues? A good question, Twitter follower, but why are you asking Lily Reinhardt? She's just an actress that wanted to get a role. Ask TV producers and executives and, you know, whoever makes these shows why they don't get people in normal sizes. Ask the Bachelor why there hasn't been one contestant that wasn't a size, probably two to four like probably you know i i said this before i wish i wish there was like imagine you know

even seeing all the scenes that they're in bathing suits and everything like of course they have no problem getting fucking naked anyway she said she's come to terms with her body she's not the kind of person you would see walking on a runway during uh fashion week she says she has bigger boobs and cellulite on her thighs and butt and her stomach sticks out and doesn't curve in it doesn't help when I'm being compared to other women. Lily said, I've gained weight due to depression in the last two months and I felt very insecure about it, but I did a recent brown underwear scene and felt it was my obligation to be strong and show confidence. And I want other young women to see my body and TV and feel comfort in the fact that I'm not a size zero. I'm not a perfect

hourglass shape. So I really like the message like you guys know, and a lot of you have responded to this and also to her, you know, saying she's not allowed to have these feelings because she's probably skinny and probably maybe she's not a size zero, but she's probably pretty small, but obviously she feels insecure about her body and the message she's trying to convey is a positive one and is important. Like, would we want to see it from a curvier girl? Maybe. But, you know, that's how she feels and she's being honest and open about how she feels. And I really, really believe you can't take that away from someone. All right, you guys, it's time to talk a little bit about the Oscars, the 90s.

second Oscars. I don't know why that sounds weird. Ninety second Oscars. This kind of, I think, brings us to the end of the award season. Thank God, like for me and for the hours that each award takes up of your life. And also my husband is almost going to like divorce me for saying, hey, so Sunday night, don't talk to me for three hours. And also before, because I need to stock in Instagram and celebrities to see their red carpet looks. So, yeah, the 92nd Oscars, again, no hosts, which is, you know, kind of a standing, interesting fact. All the stars were there minus Jen Anneson. There were some beautiful, beautiful dresses.

Scarlett Johansson looked like a fucking queen. She is so beautiful. She is breathtaking. you know for the past few years there were like sometimes where her hair was like a little not as beautiful obviously she always looks gorgeous but there were also not the best like dresses to a war shows I'm like I'm getting a flashback of some like really old looking burgundy dress and she had like brown short hair and I was like where is garjo but she's so back she's so blonde And she's so glowing.

I feel like her relationship with that SNL dude, Colin, is just making her really happy. She's glowing. She's grinning. She's just like a beautiful goddess. And I loved her dress. I also loved Margot Robbie's dress. It was like this dark blue with this, like, jewel in the middle. I didn't really love her dark red lip just because, like, I don't know.

I'm not a fan of, like, really blonde hair. and like a dark red lip, I just feel like it's too dramatic. Shockingly, Leo brought his girlfriend of like a while, a few years now. Camilla Morone, she's like, she was born in 1997 after Titanic came out, like legit model gorgeous. He brought her, though they didn't walk the carpet together, she was there with him. So this is like a big deal for Leo. Timothy Shalamay looked kind of like he would say to you, hey, ma'am, like, can I have your car keys to park it at the valet?

Like, I don't know. I like to kind of, you know, not go for your typical tucks or whatever, but kind of not, nor here nor there. I was bugging because I didn't know who Brad Pitt, who Brad's date was. some people thought his mother even though I was like guys literally she's the same age as him like what are you making him 20 years old like she's obviously like in her 50s he's in his 50s so like relax not his sister did a deep dive so ended up being his manager he won for best supporting actor it was so exciting for him though he did win for 12 years a slave and he was a producer on it seeing him for acting was exciting although I haven't seen the movie I should probably fucking see the movie. Oh my god, you guys know like all due respect to everyone and like I'm sure being an actor isn't the only, you know, thing that goes into a movie. We know there's so many

other moving parts, directors, producers, cinematographers, wardrobe, fucking hair, sound, animation, everything. But I don't care about that part of the award. So can they split it up and be like, if you're interested in all the other awards like no i only care about supporting roles lead roles and best fucking movie so let's try to figure this out brey larcen looked amazing but i put up on my instagram that her uh one of her toes was like really abnormally long like look it up we google it like i'm don't want to point out like a flaw but like had to diane keaton came on stage obviously with her like cute little hat and like she's always in this like cute trench coat get up with the belt but she came up with

Keanu Reeves with from something's got to give so freaking cute when Kristen Whig and Maya Rudolph came on stage even though Kristen Wig did win my worst dress because she looked like either a lobster or a lasagna or people who's told me like bloody pad but like I didn't really want to think of that her hair was beautiful she's hysterical she's gorgeous that that dress combined with latex gloves that went up past her elbow were like a no-no but let me tell you their fucking bit they built it out into song and they're hilarious and I love them pant to Billy Elish who didn't get it and was making this like weirded out face and I was like what's going on but their bit was hysterical I don't know if you guys caught it but because

the Oscars were on ABC they were was a commercial for The Bachelor with Peter playing like fucking Patrick Swayze from Ghost and like doing like ceramics or whatever like making a pot with like tons of hands coming up from behind him and then Whoopi Goldberg at the end you guys it was fucking sick like I don't even know I love Greta Gerwig she directed little women she's a Noah Baumbach's partner and he's also like so talented and he he did a marriage story which i also have to watch i haven't seen it she did lady bird she's so great and every time they pant her she was like crying so happy for you know people that were winning she's she's really you could tell she's not only talented

she's a great person elizabeth banks were the same freaking dress she wore in two thousand and four you guys 16 fucking years ago there were a lot of efforts for sustain ability slash like are you cheap but um she did that Jane Fonda did it pretty sure Joaquin Phoenix did it recycling old dresses which is totally fine but like for the Oscars like for the Oscars. Eminem. Eminem came out singing lose yourself which like reminded me that I fucking can wrap the whole song amazingly but also like hey Eminem what's up like what are you doing here like I thought he would say something I thought he would say something I thought he go into like a whole like bit of his old songs but just lose yourself on the stage off the

stage that was it that was it did you guys see penelope cruise because her face like legit is the most amazing thing i've ever seen i don't care if it's because she has money i don't care if she has botox and fillers it's amazing whoever did that like talk to me like when i want them and need them even though you guys are going to call me a hypocrite because I was diss people who get them. But then you're not understanding me. I don't like when Cassie gets more cheek fillers and, you know, has cheekbones like that Instagram filter. I'm down if, you know, you want to look amazing at any age. And I really also think then not all work is equal.

Like we know what happened to poor Courtney Cox who fucked up her face and she admitted it. And, you know, Mindy Kaling even like, I don't know what lip filler she got, but they're a little off. Whoever did anything to Penelope Cruz's face is a master of his profession. Again, I don't know if she did anything, but she looks like beyond amazing. And she's like 45. Gal Gadot, who is a fellow Israeli, I went to see Wonder Woman, not because I care about those types of movies, because I support her as a woman as an Israeli. I know her from obviously years ago because I'm Israeli, Israeli, Israeli, Israeli.

But what she was wearing might have been, like, in honor of, like, Audrey Hepburn, like an ode to Audrey, but it was awful, like, a lace kind of long top with jewel diamond necklace on top of it. And, like, this pink dress, it was just, like, too freaking much. Obviously, I was so nervous about the Oscars going past 11 because it's, like, three hours, but, like, then make it three hours. Like, please don't push it. But what I did feel is even though there were a lot of beautiful ladies and dresses, there were a lot of prom-looking dresses, like a lot of satin, a lot of prom, which was like, what's happening? Like, must we? Joaquin won for Best Actor for Joker. I was so excited.

I saw Joker. I loved it. I think he's amazingly talented. He did kind of go in a ramble on speech about convincing everyone to go vegan. And it was late and I was tired and like, I'm here for the message. but like can you just say thank you for getting a best actor and like i know that might entice some polarizing feelings from people those who are listening it just ricky jerva said it best when he hosted the golden globes come up fucking say thank you for the award and get the

fuck off like we don't need your you know self-righteous ship remember he was like you guys work with the worst companies in the world like you'd fucking work with like al-qaeda if you could make a movie with them so no do we know that no but i'm kind of saying of these multi-millionaire, you know, award-winning actors, like your actors at the end of the day, like do your craft, think the people you need to think, be grateful for what you do, and you don't need I feel like they have so much pressure on them to use their platform for, like, making a difference, which could be looked at great and beautiful, but it's a little tired. It's just a little tired.

Then Renee Zellweger came up. She won for Judy, even though I haven't seen Judy either. I'm really slack in this year on the movies. you could tell by her performance and by the fact that she had to transform into Judy Garland that she deserves a win. But boy, she seemed a little wacky. She said boy a lot. So that's why I'm saying boy. Her southern accent from the Golden Globes disappeared. But yeah, she's a little off. But at least she just like thanked people, like lots of people. So it's like at least you're doing, you know, you're coming up here for what you were

supposed to come up for. Anyway, that's like my big thing. Well, Charlize Theron also looked amazing in this black, beautiful, kind of like a two-piece thing. Then there was a Vanity Fair Party, which Kim Kardashian, Haley Bieber, Kylie showed up for. And Haley Beeps looked amazing. Kim, I'm kind of like, I'm never really decided about her. I don't know. She looks kind of the same to me. Kylie had a really, like, beautiful couture dress, but at the same time, like, it was this,

dress that was made for a really, like, for a person that doesn't have curves, because the dress has, like, this illusion of a curve. And I'm just like, no, she didn't want, like, it's never enough for her. Weirdly, Black China was at the Oscars. Like, what the hell? Like, I don't get it. Like, why are you at the Oscars? Someone, please find out. Scarlet Johansons, Vanity Fair, party dress was also beautiful. I just feel like she can fucking do no wrong. Emeretta, which is so funny, there are certain

celebrities and people on Instagram that we call them by their handle on Instagram like Sassy Baby, and Emerita is one of them. Emily Radatowski, maybe that's why, because she has a hard last name. She freaking wore like a bando top

with her abs all over your face. Like, must you? You must you. Lily Reinhart was there in this beautiful floral dress that isn't my personal taste, but you couldn't, you know, kind of look away from it and not see that it was, like, kind of art. She does look really, really tiny. And like I spoke about, like, she's really likes to, you know, share her feelings on the industry and that, you know, everyone's skinny and she's not. and it's like, I really don't want to judge

because, like, those are your feelings, but you're thin. Sorry. Martha Stewart, who's fucking 78 years old, wore a shorter dress than, like, I could ever wear. Like, she has better legs than me, like, hands down. Like, I can't even deal. She literally looks amazing.

So, again, Kylie, Chloe, Courtney, Courtney looked bomb. There aren't really photos of, her up, but you could tell from the stories that I love the way she looks. Chloe, even though I posted about two days ago from Malika's baby shower, that she had like this kind of brown hair, it's now platinum blonde, chin length. And in the videos, she just looks like mutated. Like, I don't know what's happening, Chloe. Like, we love you. You're the heart of the family. I don't know why you're transforming into like Aubrey O'Day. Jane Fonda was also. So they're, like I said, recycled an old dress.

She's 80 fucking three, you guys. Like, Kenneth Dialith, okay? Joan Smalls, the model, showed up with, like, Lil Kim, Nipple pasties. I really don't know what to say about that. Like, it's a no for me, dog. Anyway, you guys, I enjoyed the Oscars. I love, you know, sitting in my fucking sweatpants. critiquing fashion as if I have, you know, any superior knowledge, which I don't.

I just love expressing my opinions. Oh, my God, you know what was funny? I put up this photo of Florence Poo. Oh, my God. Is that how you say her last name? Which is kind of funny. She was wearing this, like, turquoise, like cute, strapless, kind of bouncy dress. And I was like, I love that she dresses her age.

and then I get a message. It's like, ageism in Hollywood is a thing. What does I even mean? Oh my God. Like I cannot. Like can not. Do you not know what dressing your age means?

It means that young girls who, you know, should be dressing playful, colorful, fun, bouncy, things you can't maybe pull off when you're older. Like I don't wear the same shit I wore when I was 17. You know, I had black tips in my hair. I wore weird-ass shit. You grow up, fashion changes, you become a little bit, you know, you kind of dress different, maybe more blacks, maybe more of a classy look. I like seeing young people look like young people.

And I also love seeing older people look amazing. That's all I fucking do. Mostly, I make fun of young people. So how am I an ageist? She also spilled ages. I'm wrong, which I usually don't care about grammar. But it's just like, you can get like a thousand million messages of, people being, you know, feeling the way you feel and agreeing with you. And then you get one

message, it's sodom. And that's just the one I want to share. But love doing God's work for you guys. Love you. Thank you for tuning in to this week's episode. Thank you for, you know, being on this journey with me. It's almost a year that the podcast is out. I'm loving it. I really, I posted on my Instagram, couldn't see, you know, my Instagram kind of transformed into this next step with the podcast and I couldn't see it any other way. It really completes everything. So if you listen to the podcast, make sure you follow on Instagram and obviously vice versa. Please, please, please rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcast. Just click on five stars. And if you have time to write a review, please write a review as well. That's the

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