Not Skinny But Not Fat - Rerun: SURprise: Scheana Shay joins NSBNF (#VPRAMBASSADOR)

Episode Date: December 31, 2019

Not Skinny But Not Fat is on a holiday break, and will return with new episodes on January 7th. In the meantime, please enjoy this rerun episode with Scheana Shay. Amanda is practically part of the VPR family now as she meets Scheana in LA and interviews her for the podcast. In the midst of filming season 8 of VPR, Scheana spills the tea on ALL the men in her life, enjoying single life, living in Vegas, freezing her eggs, buying a vacation home (excuseeeee us) in Palms springs, and so much more. We also play some MFK, duh. Listen to Scheana's podcast Scheananigans with Scheana Shay wherever you listen to podcasts.This episode was brought to you by: Woosh Beauty is for women who like makeup, but knows that makeup isn't life. So they made easy makeup that looks good. Get 30% off your entire order by heading to WooshBeauty.com and using promo code "NOTSKINNY" during checkout. Check out the new podcast, Celeb News Ride Home. Every day at 5 pm, celebrity gossip guru Cait Raft will guide you through everything from Kylie Jenner's newest champagne vending machine to the state of Ben Affleck's giant phoenix back tattoo, and so much more. It's only 15 minutes long, so it's quick, it's daily, and it's essential. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, happy Christmaca. Happy New Year. Thin, boom, boom, pew. Shots of Patron. I don't know. What do you do on New Year? I feel so old. I don't know when the last time I, like, went out, out is.

Anyway, love you guys. Thank you for coming in here. Hope you enjoy today's rerun with Sheena Shea from Vanderpump Rules. If you missed it, here it is. Enjoy it. Enjoy this gem. If you already listen to it, listen again, okay? It's a good one.

Since January is Vanderpump Rules Month, okay? We're going to be going heavy on Vanderpump Rules. So I want you guys to get all VPRed. So enjoy this episode with Sheena. And I will see you back for our regular programming January 7th. I hope we have a healthy, happy, prosperous fucking 2020, you guys. For seriously everyone, I can't believe this podcast has been, it's going to be like a year, I think, in like March.

what a journey. Thank you for coming on it with me. Forever, Eva. Love you a lot. Here's Sheena. keep my mouth shut about this is not skinny but not fat if you're enjoying the not skinny but not fat podcast which i really hope you are and i'm assuming that's why you're here then please go to apple podcasts and rate and review us that is the most helpful and supportive and loving thing you can do for the podcast so like i said go to apple podcast rated five stars write a little titi bitty and let me know that you did and I will give you a big virtual hug. Hey, you guys, welcome to another week of the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. I'm your host, Amanda from Not Skinny but Not Fat on Instagram.

Thank you guys for tuning in. Thanks to the Podglomerate Network for producing and editing my show. And a super special thanks to my guest this week, the one, the only, Sheena Shea from Vanderbump Rules. whoop, whirp, you guys know how obsessed I am with VPR, hashtag VPR ambassador. So I really, really can't wait for you guys to hear this one. Hi, Sheena. Hi.

You're so pretty IRL. Oh, thank you. She's makeup free. Yeah. She's post-workout. I'm post-John and Vinnie's. Oh, my God. Okay.

I still have not been there for food. and I saw your story this morning, and I was so jealous because I want to eat there. I've never been there either. See, am I going to the tour? I'm here for the first time in L.A., which is super weird. You've never been to L.A.? I know. I know.

I, like, traveled elsewhere, but not, like, in the U.S. Amazing. I know. It's so weird. So I was kind of, like, listening to, like, touristy, like, recommendations, which I'm sure isn't, like, the best thing. But John and Vinny's got really good reviews. Yeah.

And they're spicy penel. No, the vodka was good. Ooh, is that what was in your stories? Yes. Okay, whatever that was, it looked so good. It was so good. They were shocked. I came at 11.30 a.

Yeah. I know. She's like, is it too early? That's what I said. They're like breakfast and I'm like dinner. Yeah. No. But I think I'm, we're so nerdy me and my husband.

Like, we've been going to sleep at like 11 and waiting up at 8 and like going. So we might be doing L.A. a little bit different. You know what I mean? So another thing I saw on your story last night was you were at Sir. I was it sir I did I made us go my husband was like 3.5 stars on yelp I'm not going he's like a Yelp person

okay see and I feel like that's the haters and the trolls who literally the only like negative reviews I've ever had on Yelp are written by something like I remembered specifically this one table because it was like something they said in that I was like it was that day I know it was them but it's like

I think I mean I know as I saw on your Instagram you send something back not once or twice but I will say that never happens at sir like literally i mean whenever if i order a steak i just always go like rare because restaurants tend to overcook it a little bit yeah but um yeah that that really very very rarely happens i know i was like you're embarrassing me even though like no one cares about me no one even knows me i'm like stop it oh my god lisa's gonna like jump out and hate me but i think we're from new york so like restaurants aren't gonna like shock us to the core like we

eat at enough restaurants to not be like wow chikua wow but like the goat cheese balls like what Stasi talks about them all the time I was expecting it to like burst in my mouth melt all over me they weren't oh my god they're so good I do think they have been hyped up so much

there's nothing that would be as good as what Stasi is hyped up goat cheese balls for maybe it was that maybe it was that I think they're good but also the lounge was closed because of like Memorial Day oh yeah you went on a Monday and on a day. So everyone was probably just like, we don't care. They were like we don't care. And then we left and I saw Tom Tom and I looked at my husband. I was like, got to go to drink a Tom Tom.

And he was like, okay. And then I sat at the bar. I'm when I'm sound like a hate or not, which I'm not. I'm a lover. I'm a VPR like ambassador, self-proclaimed, okay? Because I watched, I started watching like seven years after I came out and then I got really into it and I hashtag VPR ambassador and there were only like two haters who were like how are you an ambassador of something when you're seven years late like we've been loving it like how are you now but most people are like oh my god we love it too like i'm telling you i get messages from people in like denmark being like what show is this and i'm like vanderpump rules like what made you start watching it it was literally one of my followers i think i don't know what i put up and they were like do you

watch vanderpump rules and i was like no should i and they were like oh my god yeah And then I started watching it I guess like I put up a few clips And it just happened as like a thing Where people like enjoy Rewatching clips Which is crazy I loved going through all of your stories and stuff

When we knew you were going to be here I went through and I was like Oh my God I forgot that happened on the show Like there's just like oh much Because like crazy shit fucking happens All the time Stasi DM'd me a couple hours ago And she's like

Oh good times And it was this scene of her and I like what you've done and someone came up to me and goes did you see she are hitting on jacks like you have these insecurities you think I'm gonna like start hitting on your boyfriend because I have insecurities about that I've been cheated on your boyfriend and your relationship

you obviously have trust issues yes I do have trust issues I've been cheated on by all my past friends so when I see a girl like you because I do you remember that like do you vividly oh really that scene traumatized me I was like oh god what the fuck did I just sign up for my mom's watching it right now oh really shit i'm not i'm not i'm not gonna be

allowed to hang out with sheena anymore why sheena though is that i really like from the beginning i swear i know we're jumping right into it but i swear you can ask like my sister who i forced to watch it like from the beginning like when people would say stuff about sheena sometimes and be say like kind of like negative things not like super like bitchy things i'd be like sheena's so fucking cool. Like I feel like you're always like super level-headed, super like mature. You're the only person that hasn't like cheated, screwed. Thank you. I'm the only person who hasn't slept with anyone on the cast. And like sometimes when I see, I mean, I just don't get the backlash a lot of certain people on the show. You get trouble for not jumping in and saying stuff. Like for not

fighting other people's battles. I'm getting hot. No, because that I swear in my life, I don't know if you've seen like all my stories. There are a lot. Some people are like, but it's just because I'll be shocked at situations with Sheena because, I mean, I'm a person that I'll say what I think, what I think too, but I'll say what I think if it's about me or like a situation that affects me. And a lot of times, I think I'm a few episodes behind. So I was just on the, what, what episode was I on where like this current season? Yeah, I'm on this current season, just a little behind. And, and you get shit for not like jumping in and like saying shit that doesn't. concern you like how do you navigate that where you have to apologize for not being like in your face about shit that you don't want to it's so frustrating because i'm a person where i don't always necessarily like to pick sides because i see all sides and i'm like you know what okay

james is wrong about a b and c but he's right about d and stossie's wrong about a but she's right about b and c and then d i don't know so it's like for me it's hard to just be like yes Team Stossy, team James. Like, I can't just always pick one person because I'm like, yeah, although those things were wrong that this person did, they've also done things right. And to me, personally, they've never done anything wrong. So I'm just supposed to pick you because they hurt you. And it's ever changing.

And then those people make up. And then it's like, well, then she took each other side. And so, yeah. No, I, I'm totally with you on that. Like, again, I am a lover. So I don't think there's anyone on the show that I dislike. Like, even James where, like, it's like kind of, like a consensus like everyone hates it i love james yeah i mean we're friends are james so i don't i mean

i've never i'm like this is a good tv and b i can see like for example james struggles you know and i can see where his issues come from is it okay for him to call people names no do i get that it's like super offensive things that he he said yes but i wouldn't be like he's a horrible person all all the way around but i totally get you sheena so wait so who's your favorite person on the show? I mean, I don't want to pick favorites, but Sandoval and Arian are my absolute closest friends

in life and on the show. At least favorite. Who's your favorite? Who's your least favorite, Tina? I don't have a least favorite. No. I feel like any other season you'd be able to answer that,

but like right now you are actually good with everybody. Were you going to go to the Paris trip with like the other girls or now? No, so, um, I, it, uh,

I wasn't invited But it wasn't because they were like We don't want to invite Sheena It was something that months before They were talking about And like La La and Stasi had kind of put it together And it was just the four of them were out And we're planning a trip

And Ariana and I weren't there for it And it was kind of just like an oversight Like they just didn't really think about it And it was also over my birthday So I'm like I mean even Because they invited me after I was like oh I didn't know you guys were going like oh my god i thought we told you like totally come and i was like no it's fine like honestly

that's not how i want to spend my birthday so like i'm good thank you for now inviting me yeah but then so many people are like oh my god why weren't you in paris why were you in paris i'm like even if if i wanted i just i didn't want to go so even if they were begging me to go i still wouldn't have went do you still feel like you're kind of like in their group but not like in it not anymore or do you not want to no i don't i feel like now we're all a part of the group Like, we're in a group chat that we're active in almost every day, and we're all in a very good place. I mean, I'm sure, you know, we're still going to have our occasional arguments as we've already had. But I feel like I'm in a good place with all of them now that I can speak up a little more.

If Stasi does something that bothers me, I'm not going to just, like, clam up and, like, talk to Ariana about it, like, on the side. Yeah. Like, I feel that I've gotten to a good, strong place with all of them. The way they can stand up to each other against each other, I feel I can't. I can too. Yeah. And, like, she's taking pictures and my arms. Like, I don't know.

Like, Sheena just came from, like, lifting weights, like, at the gym. I came from eating, like, pasta for breakfast. I came from El Pashtia, so literally. I'm so hungry. I have left our bonies. Today's a no-carb day. So literally, I could have six meals and still be starving by the end of the day. I don't hang out with sheen on no-carb days.

Wait, there's one day that's a no-carb thing? Every other day. Every other. I try and do two days no carbs, one-day carbs. not like all year round. I'm freezing my eggs again in July. I can't smoke any weed at all.

But you're like into weed, right? Yeah. So, but I... I sound like such an... I'm like, you're into... Wait, I just noticed she's following 420 people today. Is that on purpose? I'm a stoner at heart. No, if I follow someone new, I have to unfollow someone. And it's getting hard. So I have to kind of like cut out liquor. You look so young. How old are you? 30 what?

34. She looks amazing, you guys. Thanks. For real zies. I'm 30 going to be one in like a few days. You look amazing too. Okay, speaking of my looks, from watching it's season one to now, do you think I've had plastic surgery? Well, you, what I love about you is that you say a thousand times you've had Botox, so I know

that. Yeah, you've had Botox, right? But that doesn't change the way you look. It just like freezes your expression. So you did Botox, a little fillers? And I've done some filler, yeah. To be honest, I think you were beautiful before, too. Like, before you did that shit.

Thanks. It was just really bad. makeup. Yeah. The heavy black bottom. Oh, my God. I loved her, though. I, I, I swear to God, someone, when I put up your wedding, which I was, like, so emotional about and loved it. Some people were like, you know, what do you think of the crop top wedding dress? And I was like, fucking trendsetter. Yeah. But it's not, like, weird to me. Like, things are, sometimes people choose to hate for no reason. Like, I didn't end up getting married in a, in a crop top, but I fucking tried it on you know and like I think it looks mad good so I don't get it so like good for you

for being strong because like I don't know how people um do it sometimes because I'll get like one message being like Europe little blah and I'm like literally and I'm like I know that this is like the least of what people can get and I don't know why and from the beginning I was like into on your team don't because the things you get sometimes backlash for are again not to do with something that you did it's to do with like you didn't intervene you didn't say like what was that shit the hope the hope thing when i'm a little bit late so when christin came with hope and like there was that whole crazy fucking ambush and it's like sheena why didn't you say anything and you're like i'm not dating any of these people that's what's frustrating it's like

I don't know if it's just because we're filming a reality show that I'm just expected to insert my opinion. But I'm like, I don't change who I am just because there's a camera in my face. So the person I am on and off camera is the same. And I'm sorry, if my friends are fighting about something, if it's something I can help with, then I'll insert my opinion or try and help. But I'm not just going to, like, especially like the reunion. I'm not just going to yell over people to get camera time. If it's especially irrelevant, like, okay, Katie and Jane, James's fight about the weight comments and everything.

I'm like, this is absolutely zero to do with my life. Nothing. But it's like because Katie's my friend and I'm a woman, I'm supposed to stand up for her and say that James is wrong. Right. And I'm like, okay, but you have seven other girls already doing that. And it's like, why do I also need to throw myself in the middle when James has never done anything wrong to me? He's fucked over a lot of people.

And I mean, a lot of people. But I'm not one of them. I'm someone who he's always had my back and been a good friend to me and any new guy that comes in my life like James is like little bro big bro where he's just like don't fuck her over

she's a good girl blah blah blah and so it's like it's hard for me when he acts like an asshole to someone else be like you know no you're and I tried to do that last year I saw you try and when I see she try

when I see she and try I'm like it's like she's doing something that she doesn't correct me if I'm wrong that you like feel like you should yes but like you don't really so it comes out kind of like and then it's like not even worth doing it

he ended up helping you move and then he dished that was kind of funny that was kind of funny because you said like after he was like I know you just help me move and everything

but like we're not friends yeah we can't be friends I just said I needed because she had voices in her head probably being like I did

the voices were Kristen Katie and Stoffy but how is it oh my God like I'm dying to know so much shit you guys like I can't

like I'm dying to know like they're filming right now uh huh and season. The eighth season. I know. I mean, it's brought so much opportunity. I'm so grateful and thankful to Lisa Vanderpump and NBC Universal and Bravo and Andy and everyone for giving us this opportunity and platform because it's like, I mean, the show's kind of iconic.

It's crazy already. It's been less than a week and I already have anxiety. Wait, so because you were saying before, like, do you feel like other people do that stuff because they're on a show? Like, obviously it's reality, but do you think other people feel like they need to say more shit than that they would have, yeah. And that's one thing that like a lot

of the time when it's like, you're being fake and it's like, it's not, but it's just like why didn't you say this to me you know, two weeks ago when we weren't filming if you felt this way for two months? But it's like now you're saying it. So it's hard too when it's someone maybe you're not super close friends with.

because it's like, are you just saying this for cameras or do you really mean this or it's just like, you kind of don't know but I'm at the point where I'm just like this is my year of I've tried to say this in a way that people understand it where I'm like, I care so much but I also give zero fucks.

Good. Like I just, I've inserted myself recently in a situation that was happening at work because one of my girlfriends needed someone to have her back and there was no else there. Are we talking about like Vanderpump rule stuff? We're talking about surgery drama like just work drama like cameras no cameras there's drama at sir oh my god and one of my

girlfriends is dating a bartender there they broke up and then there was this like whole blow-up fight like we're not even filming this is really happening like a whole blow-up fight at sir and then they're in the back alley and then she comes in crying and she's like she no please like have my back and so i was like okay this is this is where it's my place to go and say something because no one else has her back. It's not like a situation when you have Kristen, Katie, Stasi, Lala, all of them as cheerleaders. Like, this girl didn't have anyone. So I went out there and I fucking went off on this guy. And I just like, I was like, be better. I dropped the mic. I went back into work and I was just like, I went off. But I was trying to, who, like, I went

there yesterday. There were no, like, hot guys. Well, it was a holiday. All the hot guys were at the pool parties. I looked at the bartender. He had like this, like, flippy hair thing. I was like what's going on? I know. Who's like, what do you mean? Is there more than one guy with like regular hair, but then like sort of like a like a looperoo thing? And then there was, our waiter was like kind of like Latino like ponytail. Okay, I know who you're talking about. And Peter was there, the manager. I love Peter. He was just here. He's so cute. He was. Oh, he was. Yeah. He's like, for real. He actually manages sir. He actually manages sir. I mean, he's worked his way from the bottom to manager

that's good yeah so he's not letting it go to his head he's not like trying to do anything else no he has a lot of side projects he does he's like one of the busiest people I know and he's always hustling but um no he still is just like at sir full time he's always there and like you guys would fall apart without him can you imagine that place

without Peter to like pick everyone's asses but Chena how does it work with you guys like in terms of working it gets like crazy I mean now we do more like modified shifts so like Tom hosts his tequila Tuesday he is really making drinks but he's behind the bar so he has that barrier

I'll host like a girl's night in like this is when we're not filming like we have like our nights that we host so we're still there but we're yeah because like if I'm waiting tables and I have a section we pull tips at sir so it's unfair when instead

of actually taking those tables and you know checking on drink or fills that I'm taking photos in the lounge for 20 minutes and other people are picking up the slack. So I'm like, look, if we made our own tips in our own sections, if I was a shitty server and I made shitty tips, then that's my

own fault because I wasn't attentive. But when it's affecting everyone else I work with, I don't find that it's fair. So we'll do like a shorter modified shifts where we'll come in for maybe a quarter or half the time than the other servers who are making full tips.

And I'll help run drinks. I'll help take a couple orders like the other day one of the new guys just got thrown in the section of brunch and I was already done but I saw him like getting so flustered and so I just like took my hoodie off I was back in my dress and I started running drinks for him because I was like I'm not even on the clock but they needed help and so I'm like I'm here to help it's just you should have went on that day you should have came for brunch on Saturday and that gives like half the people who go in want just to talk to her first time they don't want a really good server they want to like talk and take a photo right no one cares who makes it order but people used to go to

sir, before there was Vanderpump rules. So, like, people still come for the restaurant. Yeah. I love the food. I mean, you guys just ordered the wrong thing. I should have, like, consulted. You should have consulted. The skirt steak is where I go.

So I got the goat cheese balls. Underwhelmed, I see. Underwhelmed. Because, like, I just, like, I thought, again, they would explode in my mouth. They didn't. We got the beet salad. I never eat that. Thank you.

Okay. I got the calamari. Never got that. Nope. I was going to get the pasta. You should have got the pasta. Didn't you know, come on, it's all about the pasta? I know, I asked Katie when she was on,

Katie was on my show and I asked her if it was about the pasta. And she was like, it is about the pasta. Yeah. I was like, are you fucking kidding me. No, it really was about the pasta. I was like, you guys are like contracted. I can't. I can't buy it.

I can't buy it. If we're going to have a code name for something, it's not pasta. Why, it makes sense. It's long. It's squiggly. I'm not contracted. Let me tell you it really was pasta. Yes.

Lala really ate Raquel's pasta, and that was disrespectful because it was her angel hair pasta. I think it was because Raquel's like a quiet girl that she wouldn't stick up for herself. So if somebody's like eating all of your food and she's just like, you're saying this right now and I'm like, I can't believe that that's true. But then why didn't you try the pasta? You would not. I swear to God, I was eyeing it and my husband who I'm like giving him a bad reputation today. He was like, we're eating pasta tomorrow. And I'm like, okay.

Like literally I just like whatever he says, I'm like, I'm like, I think like just whatever he wants with food. Because I'm like, I can eat anywhere or anything with dudes. They're like, they come for the food. Like, he doesn't come for the ambiance or whatever. He's like, I'm coming here. He's not here for the selfies. He's like, come here to eat good food. So, but then we went to Tom Tom, Tom, and it was just like a funny tidbit about Tom Tom, like the bar chairs are hot.

Yeah. My husband was like, you look. I was like up to here. So like the bar is super high and the chairs are super low. I had to add. The bartons are hot, though. at Tom Tom Yeah

Right They're hot Wait Sheena what's happening No I'm trying to thing I'm like There were two guys They were like

I'm Chris Like I'm Logan They were like Oh did I make that up Oh there is a Logan No we were with Logan Last night Oh there's other Logan

How many Logans are there The Logan that's friends with Tiana There was And that's Lucas Oh shit There was someone With a ponytail Chris

Ponytail No ponytail guy And then like blonde like Modely guy Oh, blonde modelie guy, is he in a suit? Was he in a suit and running around? No, he wasn't behind the bar. Oh. Huh.

They've been mixing everybody up recently. I'm like, I guess there's so many new people. Like, working at the restaurants right now. I was going to ask you that, too, do you feel like, because yesterday I was saying that I was like, this girl is probably working here because she thinks you'll get on the show. Is that what it feels like the people like come in to be a waiter, waitress, barback, whatever, because they think they'll get on the show. Some, yes, and some completely know.

Like, for real, when. Adam started at Sir. It was because one of his friends had watched the show, but he was like, I need to get a bartending job or something in L.A. They're like, oh my God, you should go to this place called Sir, and he's like, I don't know what that is. But like, he got a job at Sir, and then, you know, I thought he was hot, and then boom. So he got

in the show because of you 100%. Because of me. Yes. He had no intentions of being on the show or, like, it was like pulling teeth to get into film. He didn't look thirsty. He didn't look thirsty. No, he was so awkward on camera. Like, it was, yeah. Wait, is he still, is he still on?

He's not still on. We're not as close as we used to be. We did actually have a conversation this morning. He came over. Was it filmed? No. No. We just had a nice chat.

I'll tell you about it later. No, don't let it know. I mean, long story short, we just, we realized that both of us have done a lot of things that hurt each other, not even intentionally. But like, so simple as I was like, okay, I go, give me an ex. Because he was like, I've been upset. with you. And I'm like, okay, give me an example. What have I done? Because I can give you 17 examples of why I'm upset with you. So give me when he goes, I don't know, Sheena. And I'm like, well, clearly it wasn't that big of a deal if you don't even remember why you were upset with me. And he's like, I mean,

geez, you couldn't even say I was better in bed on Watch What Happens Live. I was like, oh, there we have it. Wait, what did you say? What did you say in what did you say? So, okay, the night I did watch what happens live with Carl. Did you watch it? No. Okay, so we started really early that day. Carl from Summerhouse. Yes. So our moms were the bartenders. Carl and I were on the show together. That night, I just, I started drinking way too early. And I usually don't do that on the show, but like, we just had gotten there at like 7.30, 8 o'clock for hair and makeup. The show's not live till 11. I was sitting in the makeup chair for a while, so I didn't even realize how drunk I was getting off Moscow Mules until I was like on live television so they're asking me so many questions that I was like we're not even

plain plead the fifth and I was like plead the fifth like oh what athletes have you slept with plead the fifth how many threesomes have you had plead the fifth who's better in bed Adam or Ethan I was like okay I was like first of all I'm mad at Adam right now so I'm not going to give him that satisfaction Ethan is here in New York watching this live so I'm not I'm like and I was like I don't know I was like no comment like I don't know but I was like I mean Adam was watching. Yes. And at the end of the day,

both are fantastic. Adam and I was different. Is it coming up? Oh, you're a few episodes. I'm when you guys are in Solvang. Oh, shit. Girl, you're like half a season behind.

I know, but babe, I'm like sad to get to the end. Ethan's a hot model. Ethan is in the second to last episode of the season. Who she met at Watch What Happens Live. Yeah. Was he bartending? No. He was a shirtless.

What was he? He was a model. Do you remember? Did you see the Watch What Happens Live? when it was like the night of 21 doorbells when like every Bravo lover in California so it was a different set. No, no.

Okay, so it was like a huge live show we did at the Wiltern and it was like Nini Leaks and like Brandy Glanville like it was just like everyone from like Everyone they could get. Yeah, like there was like 21 of us and there it was like 21 different groups, whatever it was.

So Nini when she came out she had like six like hot models shirtless like fanning her with feathers and he was one of them. So Janet and I get to the show. We're backstage. I walk past this guy and I was, her eyes like jumped out of her head. Hold up. Like, who's that? How old is he? He's now 25. Oh my god, Gina. What's happening? Hey, you know what? If I'm 34, like, models, though? Wait till you see him. Wait till you see him. You'll be like, okay. But you've been in

LA for how long? My whole life. Oh, true. Yeah. Azusa. Yeah. Oh, my God. I won't forget. There was this episode, because Tassie's like, comments are so funny sometimes. And she was like, I don't know what you did. Oh, I remember. I know what you did. I know what you did. I know what you did. You, which I didn't think was a big deal again, it was something about Katie's bridal shower and you were like, wait, how much is it costing? And they're like, why are you even asking that? Like, and I'm like, that makes sense. Like, you want to know how much money you're spending. Yeah. And then, uh, Stasi said, Gina, were you born, uh, raised by wolves in the hills of Azusa? And because I'm from New York, I'm like, did she make up a place? Like, I didn't know

it was like a real place. But you're from Azusa and California. So haven't you been like, aren't you like, ugh, I'm over like hot L.A. models. No. Well, like, okay, so here's the thing. I mean, I had, like, after college, I moved out. That was like before social media. It was when nightlife was legit A-list celebrities every night at clubs. Like, they had more privacy. Now, you know, celebrities can't go anywhere without paparazzi and cell phones and everything. But back in 2006, there was none of that. So back in those days, like, those were my John Mayer, Cibreon, like, I'm not going to keep

namey names days. John Mayer, though. Why did Eddie get... Oh, because of the thing... Right. Because the John Mayer thing didn't explode as much, right? It did, but it wasn't a scandal. Because there wasn't, like, a scandal. John Mayer's seen with a different girl leaving a different club every night.

One of those girls one night was Janet. Wait, really? Janet and Gina with John Mayer. One of our bonding moments. Yeah. But he seems really cool, now. He is cool. He's really funny, really smart.

guy but so okay so like i've been bad to say about it when i heard that him and corny cardassian might have been a thing i was rooting for that how hot would have that she's my favorite yeah i should i like chloe the best i think really still i mean kim will always be like my queen have you met her yeah i've met all of them but if i were to be friends with one of them like i've talked to chloe the most i think i relate with her the most they both have these nails they're like yeah we're like same age but um they both have no we literally the same nail artist oh for real okay okay so um okay so going back so like early those like hollywood days for me like that was when i like met a bunch of celebrities and like they're you know

hot models and stuff everywhere then i got in a relationship and i was with shay for six and a half years and then a month and a half after the divorce i got with rob and then we broke up but we were still kind of hanging out and then i moved to Vegas and then in Vegas that was when it started again chicken dales and magic micha lore tell me about Vegas because i came I went to Vegas before L.A., and I'm, like, going to sound like a hater, but I was, like, kind of like over Vegas really quickly, too. Okay. We need to take you to Vegas. I know. I don't know what is wrong with you. I just got back from Vegas yesterday morning. Okay. And, okay, so being back in Vegas, being single for the first time since I was, like, 24, 25 years old, I went to a lot of Magic Mike and Chippendale shows. That's kind of who I ended up hanging out with at the end of the night. So I was like, whoa, I forgot what it's like to be in bed. with a guy with abs.

Yeah, that's crazy. Who has, like, dance moves. You know, but, like, Rob had a dad bod. But isn't that, like, isn't it, like, aren't they too, like, into themselves then, if they, like, look like that? No, actually. No, those,

those ones you can weed off before they get in bed with you. They know how to, like, work a crowd. They know how to, like, work women, and, you know what I mean? It's, like, an audience, but I'm just picturing them, like, just, like, looking at their muscles. And there are some of those, but those aren't the ones that I continue to hang out with.

Wait, but you, so you were in Vegas for how long doing the show? Like half a year. Just half a year? Yeah. That looks so cool. It was so much fun. I mean, it was exactly what I needed after the breakup and divorce. It came just in time.

I felt like I was dealing with like a double heartbreak. It was like I never did process the divorce. I got right into another relationship. Then when he broke up with me, I was just completely crushed. We stayed friends with benefits. And then I went on a date with someone else. And then he freaked out. Same as, oh, you haven't seen it yet.

I won't spoil the ending for you. However. it just that it wasn't working so then I moved to Vegas I completely cut him off stop talking to him and then I have you know

Chippendales and Magic mics and I was just like Wait I forgot I forgot yeah I love it Plural magic mics I need like a family tree of like a web

to keep track of them sometimes Okay so whatever But the show you did They were with gay guys The show that you did One gay guy one straight guy But the straight guy was married So that was like not a thing

We had a kiss every night on stage but like we were just like homie. That looks so cool. How did you get that opportunity? Is it just like an audition that you? Yeah, I auditioned. But Jay Rodriguez and Kendra Wilkinson opened the show in Vegas.

Both very good friends of mine for many years. Who's Jay Wilkinson? Jay Rodriguez. Oh, Kendra from the mansion. Yes. And Jay Rodriguez. He was on Queer Eye back in the day. He's an actor.

He's a radio show. He does everything. So she did your role. So yeah. So she was playing the role of Robin. And I went, I was on a girl's trip in Vegas. we went to see the show and I was just like

oh my god this show was so much fun and the next day Jay called me and he's like so Kendra's contract is up in January is there any way

like I don't know what your filming schedule is but is there any way you can maybe take over her role I'll put you in touch with producers and I'm like

yeah thinking there's no way in hell this is ever going to happen it's one of those things that's like oh I have a movie I want to put you in my movie and I'm like yeah

sure I'll be at Vegas headliner yeah that's going to work out and I'm like cool put me in touch got a call the next day they loved me they had like because you're an actress yeah you like audition and did the whole thing

so they sent me three scenes to put on tape I put them on tape they said they were literally laughing out loud at my audition tape and then boom I got it fast forward she's on top of cabs

we're like in Vegas I'm like she not that's so cool your face is right there it's still on the marquee the big jumbo tron in Paris like under the balloon I just saw yesterday yeah I think I saw it too

but I knew that you right you're not on it right so it ended So you were there alone in Vegas for the whole six months? Yeah. I mean, she was with the magic mic. But, like, I'm just saying she moved. You moved alone.

Yeah, I mean, I've lived by myself since the divorce. But, like, that's a big deal. Yeah, and that was one thing that was, like, really annoying just with, like, I mean, you never saw any of that on the show last season. And it's like, everyone knew I was in Vegas. But when I was there, that's not, we film in the summer. So, like, you didn't get to see any part of that. That's the biggest thing I've ever done in my life.

So you wish that. that was on the show. I just, I wish everyone got to see it because I think you would have got to know a different side of me. Yeah. And I've never lived anywhere other than L.A. My whole life. I've never been up until then. I had never been out of Southern California longer than 10 days. But, you know, that's a big deal because, like, moving places for everyone that's like, that's anxiety-producing as fuck. And, like, going through what you were going. through like it doesn't matter if it's like a four what is it like four and a half hours it's

still like a mega move and like a mega big deal it was a really big deal and it just after like being there like the first two weeks I literally packed up my bags on Christmas day my sister drove with me and we went out there because I'd rehearsal the next morning so it was like Christmas and then it was New Year's it's the holidays I'm like not with my ex-boyfriend anymore I'm like sad I'm living in a new place but that turned around real quick I just had to go to the right shows How does that even have? Did they recognize you or they just thought you were hot? So both Chippendales and Magic Mike, when I went to those shows for the first time, I went

with a friend of mine who lived in Vegas, and they pulled me on stage in both shows. Oh, my God. So getting pulled on stage, I met the guys, and then we got drinks after, and then, you know. But would you want to marry a Magic Mike? No. Okay. No, I don't even know if I want to ever marry anybody again. They have select purposes, the Magic Mike's.

Yeah. They were perfect for what I needed. But we're also, like, I'm still friends with, like, all of, any guy I went on a date with, made out with, slept with, like, I'm still friends with everyone in Vegas. Oh, I said in general. Yeah. No. Yeah. Literally just texted me like two hours ago and that's how my weekend was.

Okay. Yeah. Come back. No, because what, like, because of the way Sheena is, like, and I'm just going to compare it to myself for a minute, is like, people that are like a lot and like, spite. and like talk a lot and are like vibrant usually are really compatible with like a shay type i'm not saying like with someone that doesn't need the attention totally quiet who's like yeah and like for me that like my husband literally barely talks and like it works because i talk all the time he like to eat so and um so yeah so i mean having fun with those types of guys but like i picture you with someone like

chill af you know yeah like someone chill i know i know who you're thinking you're thinking about. I know. What? There's a kind of cutey new server at Sur. Can we not do a server at Sir? This is so cute. And Sheena does not have you ever, other than Adam really, you've never really dipped the pen and company ink. But so I feel like you're hesitant, but this one's cute. Wait, but aren't you trying to get on the PJ? What are these servers? No, I don't give a fuck about that. I'm due with that. We have so much fun flying and coach like

jammed in a middle seat together. Dude, but we flew to us really a coach yeah and we were like how many hours is that 12 yeah 12 14 so we're cracking up the whole time we were like excuse me could us peasants have a couple more crackers please and we're sitting there like this is actually hilarious that we're like scared to ask this lady for crackers yeah you don't do that in a private chest yeah so were you because I just saw you guys like going to salvant was that exciting being on the PJ were you like whatever I mean it's I've been on one I'd be scared shed lights by the way that's the thing Ariana like hates flying on small planes.

It looks so clash of foot. It was really small. It was a quick flight, but I just, it's just not me. Like, it's nice and all. And, like, Randall and Lala were so kind and generous and flew myself and a friend to Coachella this year. Again, another, like, 25, 30 minute flight.

But it was, like, it was amazing. It was so much fun and so just convenient. You know, you just show up, and then, boom, you're in Palm Springs. But, and now I bought a house in Palm Springs. So now I'm like, shit. All right. T-ting, to-ting, to-ting. but I mean it's fun when I do it but it's not something I ever expect or want or crave

it's just like if it happens and it works out cool but like if you fall in love with someone that has mad money then like cool but you're not going to look for that because I think at the end of the day like we're not sucking dicks for it because I was talking to someone about this like girls that look for that will get that not in a bad way like if you say your whole life I want to date someone or marry someone with mad money

and that's my goal you'll probably get that because that's what you're putting out there like I believe in that. Like if you're looking for true love or for whatever, then you'll probably find that. And if you can find true love and he has some buccaroos, then like cool. But yeah, I actually really do like, like, like I said, like everyone on the show, I find super redeeming qualities and I'm not like, oh, I don't like that. I don't like that. But obviously, like, I don't relate kind of like to that brand of feminism of like, you know, fuck guys for things. And I actually don't think she means it either. Like, if I, I had to be, like, therapist, Amanda?

You can't be, like, making faces at Janet that I, like, don't know what you're talking about, Gina. Well, I'm just saying, in my, from my point of... I just don't know why you would say that on national television if you didn't mean it. I mean, that just... Because maybe it's a brand, you know what I mean? It's, like, sounds cool. I don't... You're not sure about it.

She got a lot of heat for it. Yeah. I just feel like, I don't know. And I think it is, you know, good to be honest and open. and I think she does mean it in a humorous way. You think she means that she likes sucking dick all day. Harry balls in her mouth. That's what she likes?

No, a hondo no. What girl likes that, China? A girl of a really nice Gucci collection. No, what girl likes a penis in her mouth all day? No one. Okay, so we were at Lala and Randallon's engagement party, which wasn't filmed. They've kept, you know, that life, you know, private. But I saw a whole side of them there that was so lovey-dovey

and had nothing to do with money or anything else. that I was really surprised by because I had, you know, I'm friends with all I met Randall a couple times before that, but I hadn't really seen them together. And I saw my, you know, idea of them was all from the show too, mostly. And once I saw them at their engagement party, they had so much like genuine love. They were both like crying, holding each other. He made her this like video side show of like their whole relationship. And I was like, oh my God, okay, like, yeah, this is not sucking dick for a PJ. No, but although that's how it started, they really did fall in love and they really do love each other.

I think I was just on the episode which like 50 put up that scene with like the 50 drama. So I think I just watched the episode where she's Lala's with Stasi at the hair salon and she's Lola's just selling the story about how she got the audition for the row and stuff

and that's kind of how the 50 shit which like I lived for and now I follow 50 and I'm like I think I need to unfollow like he's not the drama's over it's like now he's asking other people we don't care about for money so it's like he's trying to be he's like provoking yeah yeah he's a fiery one he's one of people in jordan woods too i'm like

why am i still following you again why are you following her unfollow that how because i need to know what's up i love both of your i loved your story highlight about the jordan thing because that's how i was checking like who's unfollowed who's unfollowed her who's unfollowed her i had to know but you know what and this is why i love vanderpump is another reason reason number 3,400. It's because, like, with Kardashians, like, long live, the Kardashians. Love them.

But we know what's going to go down at the end of the season, and it's like, with Vanderpump, it's like, boom. Yeah. Season opens with, like, cheating. Like, shit goes down. Yeah. Like, it doesn't, there's editing tricks and stuff like that,

but you don't wait till the final scene of episode 25 because you guys have 25 episodes of season. The Kardashians are probably, going to have like 13, 10 of which are them eating the calabasasas salads, which I can't believe I'm not going to get. I know, right? Are they so good? I've never had one. They don't eat you guys. I've asked them about 7,000 restaurants. You guys don't eat. Who doesn't eat? Oh, us? Both are you? I was like, oh, we eat so much, but Calabasasas is far. Yeah, but those salads look good. I think we've been to Calabasas once together in the last few years. No, I eat a lot, but I do eat a lot

at Sir and Tom Tom Tom. I live on the west side. I know. Everyone was like really unhappy to come oh my gosh and i like to cook and i like to use postmates would you like living on the west side i absolutely love it i will never leave really what what's like the difference except for palm springs now we'll leave well yeah because that's like a vacay house that's so fun but i just i love how it's like far enough but close enough i mean literally in no traffic it is only 25 minutes to hear let's say yes okay yeah even less here but like to sir like to west hollywood to the like epicenter of l a like 25 minutes from Marina Del Rey. Sir, the epicenter of L.A. You know, I'm just saying, like, West

Hollywood is, like, it's so far from any highway. Were you living in West Hollywood before? Yeah, I was, like, seven minutes from Sir. You were seven minutes from Sir. Yeah, but I just, it's worth the drive and traffic to be able to walk to the beach every day, to wake up and look at boats, and just, like, it makes me happy. I just, I really

like living over there. That's good for you for, like, doing what, you know, you feel. Yeah, and I'm at L-A-X almost every. every week. I go somewhere almost every week. Why? Because I like to travel. Really? Okay. And I mean, a lot is work, but a lot of it's been fun too. Like, I mean, we literally traveled the world this year. It started at Sundance. Then we went to Australia. Then we were in Denver. Then I was in Atlanta. Then we went to Nashville. And then we're in Vegas. And it was just like, it was. Wait, Janet, are you single too? I am newly single. Oh, my God. This is the first time she said it on shenanigans. Oh, I've said it out loud for a little. I am newly single. Oh, my God. But like, this is the first time she said it on shenanigans. Oh, I've said it out loud for a lot. I've said it. Oh, but. Oh, I've said it. Oh, I've said it. Oh, Wait, but you were doing all this, like, Sheena, wing-womaning before you were single. Yes. Yes. I was in a relationship, but still traveling a lot.

Just because I was like, I'm not going to, you know, I was married before, too. Sheena and I went through very similar divorces. So I was like, you know, when I was in a relationship, I didn't want to just ditch everything else that I had going on just to be with someone. I was like, I really want to have a balanced life. Clearly, that didn't work out very well. I mean, it's just we haven't found the right person yet. Oh, 100%. And I'm not.

We're going to be sister wives. one day we are going to find the right but I'm also not looking I'm not on dating apps I'm not like set me up with a friend like I don't want to go on blind dates like I just I mean in Vegas this weekend like a guy I've known for a year and a half he was there like opening night of my show friend uh like my um Mikey and Kayla two of like my closest friends in Vegas and it was his birthday and it's one of his best friends and we were all out for the night and I know he's like had a crush on me and then you know what I mean we ended up making out at hide and whatever you were having fun I think Katie did say when she was on my show she said that you're living your best life right now

I am and that's the thing it was like I wasn't looking to make out with anyone or hook up with anyone in Vegas this weekend but then it was just like we just hit it off and we're like why didn't we do this when I lived here but still not like the guy no I mean I don't know you're having fun we've talked nonstop since I got back oh but you said you're you keep, like, really good relationships with everyone you break up with. Yeah. And Rob, too?

So, we... The doorman? Doorman. Why doorman? Because he used to be a doorman. Wait, Rob Villarta. How do you say his name? Valletta.

Oh, I made him like, I don't know what I made. Vyarta? I don't know. Wait, he was a soap star? No. He was in, like, three episodes. So why he gets, like, a title of, like, soap stars somehow. No, he was a doorman at a club before he was on Vanderpump Rules.

He had a couple, like, guest star acting roles. And no, he is not a soap star. He's not a star at all. Wait, what about the other Robbie? Robbie and I are friends. Yeah. Yeah, we're good. We had like a six month break from each other where we were both stubborn and then finally one day, I just like told his roommate who's a good friend of mine. I was like, look, either tell Robbie to apologize to me or like. Wait for the thing that he like crashed at your house. What was the thing? He, no, he just like disappeared one day. Like we were supposed to hang out and then I didn't hear from him the next day. Oh, you had date on the show.

Yeah. You had a date on the show. It was very bachelorette. I know. I was like, wait, Sheena for the next bachelorette. Yes. Thank you.

Those bachelor guys, they're like the bachelor alum. They all live in a house. Well, when we first met them. No. They all look in this giant, gorgeous house. It's Robbie.

When we first, when they first moved in, it was Chase McKendry, Robbie Hayes. McKinnery. Nicknary. Chase is hot. Chase is hot.

I'm like pointing at you. Robbie. Their friend. Jenny, and then Jeff Holm, who was on... He won Emily's season. Emily the blonde. So it was all five of them. And then it's like Cory Brooks and Robert Graham and like all of the guys.

It's just like there was... They live in a house together? They all lived in this giant, gorgeous house together. Do they think they're still in like... They do because we went on like six group dates with their house. For real? This was like two years ago. Yeah, but like, yeah, we went on...

No, but sheena had a downpacked. She had like the lines of like, I could see myself, you know, all the like... journey. I mean, I religiously watched The Bachelor and Bachelorette. Oh, so what do you think? What do you think of the season? Okay, so one of my friends actually is on this season. I didn't watch last night's episode yet. I didn't either. So he hasn't gone a ton of camera time, so you probably wouldn't like know who he is. But his name is Devin. He's actually him. And I think Pete or Peter, I think we're going to have them here soon. I just, yeah. Wait, Devin, what does he look like? Light skin. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, mixed with a lot of different things. I'll show you. He's like... I'm thinking of someone with dark skin, but when you said light skin, that... So, yeah. So he's on this season. I wasn't like... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I recognize him.

Yeah. But out of all of the girls of last season, I wasn't like, Team Hannah. Oh, my God. I'm so excited for Hannah to be The Bachelorette. So if it wasn't for Devin, I probably wouldn't even really be watching this season as much because I've been so busy just like moving into the new house and like summer is my busiest time of year. I'm like four episodes behind on the Kardashians. I haven't even watched the voice finale yet. I know who won, but there's just so many things on my DVR right now. I make sure to stay up to date with Housewives because that's most important. Wait, which one, New York? Beverly Hills. Oh, you're not watching New York? No, I've never watched New York. So see, so, because I watch New York and I don't watch Beverly

Hills and I always ask people if they think it's like everyone watches like where they're from. People are like, no, but I guess that is true. Well, I mean, I watched Jersey. Oh, Jersey is good. I watch Beverly Hills because my boss is on it and I need to know what's going on it. But isn't she like not going to be on it? I don't know. I really, I don't know. She doesn't tell us stuff like that. Yeah. I wonder, because I know that is going on and I'm like, hmm, intrigues. I feel like it's a messy and then boring housewife season for everybody right now. I think yeah. For New York too, it's like, and everyone's like, I can watch the New York women do anything and I'm like, I can't. I need some drama. Like I need something to happen. So, so you watch the Bachelorette. So what do you think of Hannah now that

you're watching and um i mean it's only been what two episodes i think that i've seen of like two hours yeah yeah so i don't i don't think i've really formed an opinion yet i mean i think more so as the bachelorette than just being on the show you see more of her personality i think some people can find that annoying some people can find it endearing i'm kind of in the middle of that yeah um i think she has a lot of moments where like she's so cute she has a killer body she does like she's like what the fuck how Yeah. But I just, I never like judging someone based off an edited television show because if everyone just judged me based off that, I would have a lot less friends. Why do you think, Sheena, that you were edited?

It's not even editing necessarily. It's just you don't, you don't see me doing my podcast. You don't see me in Vegas. But why? You don't see me in Janet. Because they only filmed during the summer. So like, okay, for Vegas, she did that in the off season, obviously, when they weren't filming. And I think it's interesting. Okay, so like in Vegas, that's the time I think that you became the most independent in your life. You, I mean, you did all the scary stuff that, like, it takes a lot of balls to do, and you have to be independent. So I think that was the time that you moved on. You became yourself.

You became, like, this independent person. But you didn't see that on the show. You just saw her get end of Robb relationship, come back with Adam and then have this thing happens. So you didn't really see, like, the growth and the becoming independent and being okay, being alone in Vegas, which was a huge chunk of time. And I just have, like, a whole, I mean, I'm from L.A. I'm the only person on the show really from L.

L.A. I have a whole life outside of the cast. They are in your own friends. I have my seven Westside single girlfriends who I go out with all the time who are fucking hilarious, but like, you'll never see that because they're not on the show. Like, Janet and I are together at least

five days a week. It's weird that there's not dating rumors. I'm like offended. Wait, how are you not on the show? You see me sometimes at the back of my head and like, you'll see me like pass. In the, in Jackson, something, Jackson Tom's birthday? They had the roller skating rink.

I was wearing this big afro. And everybody else is, like, getting pulled aside to film and, like, you know, do this stuff. The whole time, I'm just, like, laughing. So in that episode, if you see a girl with an afro, like, going around, that's me. But they are really, like, Katie Stasi, Kristen, like, they are, like, those are their core friends for, they don't have anyone. They have other friends. No, they do.

They have other friends. And I got in trouble saying this on a podcast a few years ago where I was like, Katie, I said the difference is I have like a big group of a lot of close friends whereas like Katie Kristen and Stasi they do they absolutely have friends outside of the show but they keep a smaller circle so it's not like I have more friends than you Was that the drama where you came back and you and Katie all of a sudden

Yeah because I really liked your friendship And we're good again like I fucking love her But it was just it was something I said that was misinterpreted And I'm like no I'm not saying like oh you're this bitch who has no friends Like, I never said that. I was just like, you keep a smaller circle. I keep a big one. Like, my birthday party this year, a few weeks ago, we had it on a yacht in Marina.

But I could only have 45 people. And that sounds like only. Only, yeah. I get 45 people in LA to show up anywhere for me. But then I realized after that there were like five people who I'm like, oh my God, how did I forget to invite this person? But it was like I already had, it just, I just, I know a lot of people. And I have my close friends who I'm like close with.

I know I say like, oh, that's my best friend, that's my past friend, it's my best friend. But it's like, I have a core group, but I just, I do have a lot of friends. And a lot of those friends are people I've known longer than some of the cast. Like my friends Natalie and Nicole live on the West Side have known since 2007. And it's like just because like maybe people on the show don't know them. I'm like, these are people I've been friends with a lot longer than you. So it's like I feel like people watch my social media and they're like, who are all these random girls she is always with? I'm like, people have known a really long time.

People went to high school with. If that's dumb, if people don't know that you, like, have a life outside the show. Yeah, but it's just, like, you just don't see it. So that's what I'm saying. It's not editing. I'll never blame editing on anything. We make a great fucking entertaining television show.

Yeah. It's just, you only see small parts of my life. Like, last year was, you saw me and Adam. That was it. Just me and Adam. Like, literally nothing else. And I'm like, do you people seriously think that my entire life last year was only Adam? And, like, if you think about it, if you add up the amount of time in each scene I was

in season seven, let's just say in all seven seasons, if you add up every single scene I'm in, you've seen probably less than five hours of my life over seven years. That's crazy. So when you think about it like that, it's like, just because you're only seen these scenes, it doesn't mean that's the only thing going on in my life. And like, when you see a conversation, that's a three-minute scene, it was a two-hour conversation. So it's just like, I'm not, I will never blame editing, but you just, no one ever gets the full picture. And so that's the only thing. frustrating. That is frustrating when I do have a whole life outside of just Adam last year. I didn't feel like it was so Adam. Or my name is. Keep watching. Wait. No, because I remember

Rob was like that was the season of Rob, no? Two seasons ago was the season of Rob. Yeah. Whatever. You got a bad. Yeah. Speaking of, let's play a game of Fuck Mary Kill. Okay. Shag Mary Kill. Oh, no. I hope Rob isn't in this game. You can kill him. All right, first one. Yes. Tom, Tom, and Jacks. Okay, I've given this a lot of thought in my life. Because at first I was like...

You thought Schwartz was hot. On one of the season recaps, you were like, Tom's hot, right? Right. Things change. No. I still think he's good looking. But it's hard for me because, like, when you ask me about marriage, I take it seriously. Yeah.

I'm like, who would be? And I'm like, wait, but Schwartz and... Sandival were caught doing... shitty things. So was Jacks. So was Jacks. But I'm saying, Jax, obviously. Jacks is a little. No. But Jacks said that. No, but then my two, so Jacks for sure, but then my two other options also fucked up, you know? So what I'm thinking after contemplating this is, fuck Jacks. I'm assuming that he knows

what he's doing. You know what I mean? I'm assuming he'll, someone said this, I think one of my gay guy friends said this to me the best. He's like, Jacks will fuck you. better than Schwartz will. Like he said that. And I was like, okay, that kind of makes sense. So I think... Shorts is a classic penis.

Oh, I heard that he has a big... No, he calls it a classic dick. Oh, yeah, classic dick. Because Katie's, like, made jokes that he has a small dick. He goes, it's just a good classic dick, you know? I think fuck Jacks, even though I'm like, we're picturing it right now and I'm not sure about it. And I think I'd marry Tom Sandoval.

Okay. Yeah. And at that point, I'd kill Schwartz, which I kind of feel bad about. Aw, for Schwarz. Wow. Is that like a weird... No, because honestly, I was thinking about it. And I'm like, I'll just...

I would agree with you with Sandoval. You would marry Sitt's Tom. Yeah. Because was that... Tom cheating thing ever? The Miami girl. No, that never ever happened with it. This girl was trying to get camera time.

That ugly girl? She got it. Like, come on. Sorry, that sounds mean. No. I just meant like out of nowhere, like this like... When you're dating Ariana, you don't... You don't cheat ever because she's amazing.

Yeah, but she didn't even... Ariana was like, who'd have? Like, she didn't even care. Yeah, because she's like, I'm not even going to blink at this. If you trust your man, then why are you going to give any light to these rumors? It was just like, so that was a non thing. Yeah, okay. So see, Mary Sandoval.

I didn't even believe that as a viewer. But I think Sandoval is really amazing to Ariana. And I, yeah. He's so, I'm watching the episodes now where, like, he's talking about babies all the time and I kind of feel for him. Just because, like, it's so funny because I've never once heard Sandoval talk about a baby. I see it all the time on the show. And then I'm like, I've never seen, Tom St. de Vee is the guy who's like at karaoke too late.

No, just because like you not, I don't, if someone says they don't want kids, that's fine. Someone does, that's fine. But you kind of need to be on the same page with your partner or else. Like, you're looking at a few years in. You're both like, wait, what? I mean, they both knew where each other stood on those like life situations when they were just friends. So he knew going into it that she never wanted to get married or have kids. but I think maybe he just thought

like, oh, but one day it'll change. You know, fast forward five years it doesn't change. So you think it's not going to change, you know? I don't, Ariana doesn't want to be pregnant. That's the thing. Could I see her being like maybe a stepmom or like to like an adopted

baby or something like that? Yes. I just know she just doesn't want to be pregnant. She doesn't want to get married, but you know what? Some relationships who aren't married work out the longest. Yeah, no. I mean, the marriage isn't the thing, but I think the kids thing is like, if you, if

let's say Tom wants kids and she doesn't and then it keeps like kind of stringing along the time then it comes to a point where you're like, oh wait fuck and you don't want him like regretting it. You don't want her doing something she doesn't want to do. I have two more scenarios for you still. Oh, there's more.

I thought that was the main one. Okay. Nope, that was the first one. Okay, so what did you say? All you said, wait sorry, you said Mary Sandoval. So where are you fucking? This is your game. I just said I agreed with you on one of them. I'm one of them, okay. But you're not going to say who you're going to fuck

or you're going to go? Nope. Okay. Fine. James, Peter, or Guillermo. Ooh. You don't think Guillermo's hot? Dude, Giermo's so hot. Hey, did you talk to him last night?

Did you hear his accent? He said, I was like, hello, no, are you doing? No, no. Here's a champagne. You guys would have, would fuck. Wait, James, Guillermo, Guillermo, or Peter. This is hard.

I love all of them. I know. That's a good one. Uh-huh. I'd have to kill James. Oh, I'm sorry. No, if it's between marrying him or having sex with him. Shit, so am I having sex with Peter or I'm marrying Peter?

Fuck. Well, okay, Guillermo's already married, if that helps. What do you mean? It's pretend. I can marry Guillermo. Meaning he's a good husband. That's what I'm saying. But Peter would be too.

Yeah. Peter's so loyal and, like, shows up, you know? He's at Sir still. If you're cool having like Star Wars marathons for the rest of your life, marry Peter. No, I'm not. No, so I'd marry Guillermo, have sex with Peter. Peter's buff. Peter is buffness or did he like?

No, he's like, no. He looks good with a shirt off. Peter's looking good. Really? I'm like, is he getting, like, girls and stuff? Peter has no problem getting girls. Really? Yeah.

Cool. I don't know any girls that he's been with, but. I know too many. I was like, literally, like when he was here last week, I was like, Katie and Stassie. Wait, I go, okay, so there's Playboy, there's a girl with kid. There's O-C girl. There's random girl.

I'm like, I don't know their names. I just like, no, because there's so many a kinket truck. Like the other day, I was watching an episode with him, and he's like, so what are we doing? Bringing girls with titties? You know, he said something like that the other guys would say and would sound like, like, play a playa. And with him, I'm like, Peter. That's so funny. He was not you.

He was like, I would never talk about a girl's boobs, but I do need a good set of tities. I was like, what? No, there was an episode, too, where you guys were playing like, spin the bottle or some shit and him and Stasi were making out and it was in no bueno they dated yeah but the make out there was like a zoom with a bachelorette like don't you watch them like make out yeah I hate watching people make out I hate it too but I but I do it and I like I'm like looking I'm like is there a tongue and like I know right he would like lizard in the tongue Colton and I'm like and I'm following that relationship are you what do you think about it yeah he was um we had him here it was

right the day after the first episode aired. So I already actually knew the outcome because I always find out before the end of the season. How do you find out, Gina? Either I have friends who work on the show or I become friends with someone who was on the show or I just read Reality Steve. He's always right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you knew. So I knew, but he is such a sweet heart. And I just think she was like my pick from the beginning. So when I found out it was her, I was really happy for him. I mean, she was my pick in the sense that I thought she was the like perfect goddess of a woman but I don't think, I still don't think she's so, I mean

anti-lawyer who is, I'm giving him a shout out right now he does like, um, he finds out shit about like Hollywood stuff and he's saying that they still didn't have sex. I saw it today. Yes. I don't know if I believe that. I kind of believe that. If he waited for so long, why would he... That's him, but like she has already had sex and now she's just not. I mean, it doesn't seem like she's so like attracted to him.

I'm telling you guys It's not going to last for that long To any of the best He forced her He forced her into a relationship What do you mean? He was like, be with me, be with me She's like no

And he's like yes Last scenario Rob Shee Wait which Rob Or Adam Ooh her exes Oh not Robbie

No Rob, Shay and Adam Sheena What you do in? I know mine You would still marry Shay right Yeah. Okay. I think I'd marry Shea too.

I just have to pick, oh, duh, kill Rob, fuck Adam. What are you kidding? What are you asking? I thought that was an easy one. It's an easy one. Wait, is Shea doing good? Yeah. Good.

Yeah, he's doing really well. Why did I think, did you put up a while ago, like a snap of you and him? Or like not a snap, an insta, there was like something. Yeah, we were in Paris. It was in front of the Notre Dame. But you put that up like a little bit ago. Yeah, it was like, whenever it was. the fires happened what was that like a month and a half ago

there's an old photo yeah yeah it wasn't current it was when we went to paris but the only photos i had in front of the cathedral were with him and i was like we're on good terms like yeah so i didn't feel weird posting it yeah if him and i hadn't spoken and like it still was like on like terrible terms i wouldn't have posted that but we're in a really good place now good where um yeah like i kind of want to, like, have them around a little more. Yay. So, yeah, just as friends. Like, totally.

No, I don't, I really, like, whatever people think, it's like, I don't want a relationship right now. People think I'm so, like, boy crazy that I just, like, want to settle down. I'm like, no, I don't. They're like, no, but you're the type of person. I'm like, I know what type of person I am. And I know the type of person I am right now wants to keep having fun with the people I'm having fun with.

Yeah. And I can't just pick one. No, it's 100%. People, I think when you get to a certain age, people like think that you need to like get married have kids no and that's why i'm freezing my it's like come on like we don't have like it's 2019 we don't have to do that if i wanted a boyfriend you know who and you know when it's going to happen is what like it the way it happens for people is like the way sheena is right now it's like when you're least expecting it you're not hungry for it

you're living your life and then like if you meet someone amazing and that works out then it does and if if you know um and and that's how i think it'll happen yeah and anyone right now who i've met who like is amazing is just a friend because i don't want a boyfriend right now if i like even if someone that amazing came along they'd have to be you know get to know each other first yeah yeah take that time like that was a thing like if adam and i would have worked out it would have been like the best love story because we literally started as homies we were best friends we did everything together. I was there for him when his girlfriend and him broke up, when he needed to go fly to this other state because his girlfriend, it was just like all of these things. Like, we went through

so much together. We, like, there was a night that he sat in my condo in Vegas and cried to me about something that he was going through. And then the next night I was crying to him about Rob. And it was just like, we had such a deep connection that the night we hooked up. It seemed like, okay, we shouldn't have done that the next day, but then we did it again. And then again, it was just like, I felt like something was going to develop because we're like, I mean, we started out as best friends. Like, that's how all the best relationships should start out. But if you're going to sleep with someone who is a close friend, if it's not going to lead

into a relationship, don't do it. And I really did see something developing, but then it just, we were in very different places in our lives. I mean, we're only four years apart, but it's a big four years. Oh, really? From 29 to 33, that's a big difference. I changed a lot. I was married at 29, divorced by.

31 single 33 so it's like we just are in very different places in our lives but like after our conversation this morning like we've figured out how we can get back to being friends again we can't hang out five days a week we can't talk every day Janet is not you're not your one fan

I've seen too much of the highs and lows and ups and downs and backs and forts yeah but you don't really get to see his personality so much on the show so I don't have an opinion well you till the finale what really stop right now just let's just say the only explosive thing in the finale is Adam and I mostly Adam yeah I'm so excited yeah so I don't want to

spoil it for you that's a nice of you yeah so this season is gonna be good right it's gonna be good it's gonna be really good stay tuned I'm so excited speaking up though I do have to get to sir well thank you guys so much I had so much fun yes this was awesome thank you for being here we are shenanigans Janet Elizabeth with an X on the end That's such a good name I know right

It's like her porn star name Oh I was talking about shenan I thought you were talking about shenanigans Oh shenanigans Yeah I was talking about Janet Elizabeth That's also a really good name Yeah I love it The one and only Sheena

All right thanks for listening Bye Bye Thank you guys for listening to another episode of not skinny but not fat And a super special thanks to Sheena Shay for joining us today. That was so much fun.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. If you do enjoy the podcast, which I really, really hope you do and you're better, then can you please rate and review it on Apple? Like, it's not that hard. Thank you, again, to my producer and editor from the Podglomerate Network. You guys are the best.

And again, thank you guys for listening. Please support us by supporting our Spocker, sponsors. All the information is listed in the episode notes for those. And don't forget to tune in every Tuesday for a new episode of Not Skinny But Not Fat. Make sure you're a subscribe so you never miss any. And that's it. Love you. Thank you.