Not Skinny But Not Fat - Rise & Shine: Jennifer Aniston Joins Instagram

Episode Date: October 22, 2019

Last week will be remembered in the history books as the time Jennifer Aniston joined Instagram. Kylie takes the internet by storm (yet again) as her Rise & Shine song to Stormi from her office tour goes viral af. Sistager Arielle is back on the pod and she and Amanda talk Bachelor Nation, KUWTK, RHONJ new season and so much more (all whilst sipping skinny margs).  Not Skinny But Not Fat is brought to you by: FabFitFun is a women's lifestyle subscription box filled with full-size, premium beauty, fitness, wellness, home, and lifestyle products. Head to FabFitFun.com and use code "NOTSKINNY" upon checkout for $10 off your first box. Native is an aluminum and paraben free deodorant with over 5,000 five star reviews. For 20% off you first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and enter promo code “NSBNF” during checkout. Woosh Beauty is for women who like makeup, but knows that makeup isn't life. So they made easy makeup that looks good. Get 30% off your entire order by heading to WooshBeauty.com and using promo code "NOTSKINNY" during checkout. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I really like that song. How does it go? Back to the old city with the old lights. Slide away. Harbor lights. The old lights and the old city. Lyrics are not my thing. This is not skinny but not fat.

And I'm your host, Amanda, bringing you the latest in all celebrity gossip, reality TV recaps and anything happening in Hollywood right now that I just can't keep. Keep my mouth shut about. This is not skinny, but not fat. I told you to take off your glasses for this recording. No, you first said, can you please stop being annoying and take off your glasses? Yeah. So I can look at you.

No, that's mean, Amanda. Welcome, Ariel back. Guest of honor. I'm like the best guest of all. You're the best guest of all. People, some people, have actually missed you. Wait, some people have missed me. Some people.

You failed to mention. Some individuals have missed you. Well, I haven't been back in a while. I know it's been a bit. It's been a bit. I'm ready to talk to you. Tell everyone what you're drinking and when it's from. So I'm drinking a skinny mark that I pre-made yesterday when I went to see hustlers at the movies.

and I always bring snacks and drinks with me. Do you always bring tequila in a water bottle from a company that I've never heard that makes water? What is that? Evermore? I don't know. Has it ever anyone ever? Is it like from Albany? What's happening?

No, I bought it at the health food store. It's like some artisanal water. Artisanal? That's what it says on the front. But anyway, yeah, I bring snacks and drinks. I do it up. Do you always bring. No, I don't know.

This is a new thing. That's a new one. Is it allowed to bring alcohol? No, I bring a backpack. I'm like the sketchy one with the backpack. Babe. And then I have potato chips. There comes in age.

I'm not at that age yet. You are at that age. I was married with children at your age. Amanda, if you came with me to the movies and I brought skinny marks, you're saying you wouldn't have them? I was saying, you wouldn't have them. I'd be happy that I had a weird friend, sister that brought them. weird enough to do show like that, but I would never do it. Anyway, Ariel was in Israel and I was in Israel and I took a couple week hiatus, which I am now back from. And we're back to talking

about the most important thing in the world, which is like celebrity gossip, reality TV, pop culture, all the shit that we love, except like, I have to be honest, like, I've been my Instagram account changed from like mostly memes to like mostly celebrity. stuff that I just feel like that's what it's not only the podcast it's like my whole life well it was your whole life before so it's only just like a natural shift for you it's a natural transition natural one but that's what I'm saying so if you are listening and you haven't had the podcast in a few weeks or slash I've had like guests and not necessarily was talking about like celeb stuff only then I'm like always updating about shit like that on my Instagram yeah I mean like

I really honestly get the scoop from you legit and then I you know what happens and then I get offended that you didn't send it to me first no but you you want to get flattered right now live okay but please like fix your eyebrow there's like what like it's curling up and I legit can't oh my god stop okay so when I before I used to post celeb things to my Instagram I used to DM them to you right and then I remember like I was like this might be interesting to like people who follow me also and instead of sending it to you, like I posted it and then realized people are loving it and then post it. But everything that is now

going on my stories for celeb stuff used to be erode over to you. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. So like even today, like I'll see like, oh, what Gigi wore in the streets,

I'll like have to think, is this something to just send to you or is it something that everyone is going to care about? Yeah. I'm also, I feel like some people are so like

particular about their stories. like I'll literally like poop in a story like I don't care like people like curate every single like inch of their Instagram and needs to be like in a color palette and like nice like I'll post whatever I don't care but I feel like that's what's so great about you and like just stay humble while I'm saying is just stay humble I'll sip it but I feel like that's what's really great about you because I literally watch you all day just like put up shit in 0.03 seconds like you don't even think about what you're posting it's not curated it's not edited it's just like she sees it she posts it she thinks it which i feel like is also a mirror of my life because it's a good thing and

bad thing about me that i do everything really fast and i want to do it and i want to get it done i want to put it out there like whatever it is in my life and sometimes it's like really great and sometimes like you could have taken a minute you know and so but that's not you but that's not i don't Like, that's how I was in college. I'm like, I finished it as I had said, I don't read it the fuck over, you know? I send in a job application. I don't make sure that I didn't, like, write, fuck you on it. Like, or that my name is spelled.

Like, I've totally sent in, like, forms being like, Ananda, like, because I haven't checked it before. Remember? There was a job, like, a couple years ago I applied for, and there was, like, literally this, like, little test, which I hate when jobs give you, like, little test. I remember. And I don't remember, but I, like, got something, like, one plus one wrong. and the girl was just like, who's this fucking idiot and didn't accept me. And I was like, I should have gotten this job.

And this is the good part of me that I don't take no for an answer. You got the job. I remember. No, because I came, I wrote to the girl and she was like, listen, like, you got something very basic, very wrong. And I was like, that's just because I'm like really quick and I could like hinder my performing abilities, but I promise you it is really good at other times. But so that's how I am with my Instagram.

And like I mentioned to you before we started recording. Because, like, obviously we've prepared for this podcast, but I'm not, like, ever overly prepared. And I know people that do podcasts that literally, like, recite, like, a script. No, they have the order in which they, like, what they discuss, how they say. No, they have a script. There are people that have the order, which is fine to teach their own. And there are people that...

The thing is, people that completely wing it and don't even know what they're going to talk about, you can hear it in a podcast, but it's on this. It's on the people. but people that, I know people that outline legit like you would have teleprompter. And like that's some shit I could never do. Then it's not real. But that's just like influencers and beauty bloggers that every picture is like dancing in the leaves and like fake laughing and fake boomerangs. I know but then people can tell when it's like not as real.

But you know what I realize like people make fun of that shit, but people like follow those people. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's like, you know, like for instance and I'll jump into fucking Tyler Cameron. Like, I am hate following Tyler Cameron. I hate him right now. I hate him. I hate everything.

I have never. I hate his ABC food tour. I hate Matt James. I hate his, like, fake relationship with, like, Hannah's fake relationship with Gigi. I hate his, like, Instagram stories, trying to get free shit for his apartment. I am hating on him. Yet I am following him. And I'm one of the 2.2 million people that are giving him, you know, his livelihood.

And I don't know how I feel about that. The way you said, like, hate in those sentences was so passionate. Like, I don't think I've ever seen you this passionate about hating somebody. I'm more accepting of myself nowadays. I think, like, people on my Instagram also notice, like, I used to be more gentle because I was scared that if I was, like, really honest about how I feel, maybe people would think I'm, like, a hater. And I think that slowly but surely I started mega hating.

And there are some people that are like, oh, my God, like, are you okay? but most people are into it. Most people are into it? Yeah. Why wouldn't I hate him? He's a thirsty-ass motherfucker. No, he's so thirsty. But the thing is, like, I'm not a hater for no reason.

I loved him on Hannah Seeson. I said, who is this hot Paul Newman, like, beautiful man that should, you know, is from Juniper, Florida. From Jupiter, Florida, who was plucked out and, like, given to us as a gift. But then when he became a thirst, That's why he went on the show. You can totally tell now. I know, but we didn't tell then.

We thought his like, Queen Hannah was for real zies. I know. It's so fake. Oh, my God. And now I think I'm even mader, more mad. That he was like so great on the show. And he duped me. The way Cassie duped me with her fake-ass filler face.

Yeah. Which I used some, you know, so I'm just saying I'm just being really, really honest lately and I'm feeling fine about him. No, I really like the honest deal. Yeah? Yeah. No, I mean, I hear the honest to you all day long, so I'm kind of used to it. Yeah, and then, like, I think at the beginning, when I did the podcast,

I was like, this is Amanda from Not Skinny, but not thought, I'm in a million and a bitna. And I wasn't, like, really honest, maybe. And now I'm like, fuck everyone. Tyler is a thirst monster. Cassie's 23 with a face of, like, 57 years old because of her, like, gazillion things and whatever. Whatever. I mean, whatever. No, you tell it how it is.

You're not telling how it is. I'm just hating to hate. You're hating the people that need to be hated. I like people. Of course. You know, like, I'm the first one to have a girl crush on someone and think she's like the most beautiful thing that I want to be. Like, I'm not like a hater. No, you hate the people that need to be hated on.

Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Thanks, babe. No problem. Thanks for not like mega judging me. Me? I mean, no, but you could, you know, be like, no, manda you're on a hater role.

No, no, no, no. I agree with every single one of your hater roles. Really? I really do. I really do. Who else do I hate? Well, I'm rolling my eyes hard right now. So if you guys were alive this week, you might have noticed the rise and shine by Kylie

Jenner. Basically, she did a YouTube, she posted on YouTube a tour of her office, which, like, I know I should be a pop culture, Kardashians, kind of soar, but I didn't fucking watch it. You didn't watch it? Because I feel like I would just like, yeah, because I don't fucking care about her office. I know. care about ever. Did you watch it though? No, I didn't watch this, but I did watch her and

Chloe get drunk together. And you liked it. I didn't watch that either. I liked it, but like I just like need to know everything that I can know about their lives. You're right. And I feel like I need to watch it, but I didn't. And then before I knew it, there were memes all over of Rise and Shine, which basically on the tour in her like Chanel suit. She goes into Stormy's room because Stormy has a room in her office and Stormy isn't sleeping, which is the funny part. It's like dark in the room probably for the like bit and she like oh it turns on the line she's like rise and shine which is funny that she's like singing it yeah it is funny because she's actually like singing out that sentence but anyway turned into an internet fucking craze memes everywhere uh techno beats to it like

saw whatever the fuck and kiley started reposting which that i gave her credit for and thought it was like, oh, she's having self-humor. But what pissed me off is she started capitalizing it. And in five minutes, she made a sweatshirt, didn't she? On the Kylie shop. And you know what, you guys, I'm not going to owe you, but a few of you wrote to me that you bought it and I don't support it. No, like, again, this makes me sound like a hater, but it's like, does she need

more of your money? It's not, like, she's capitalizing off of, it's just like insane. But I'm going to be devil's advocate And I'm going to be like Amanda She can So why wouldn't she She can capitalize on that shit? Let someone else make the fucking sweatshirt

Who? Who's going to make it? I don't know whoever made the memes She can She just can She'll make money off of like whatever she can A napkin that she kissed She'll make money off of

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I don't know. Seeing those sweatshers, so it's just like a 50 capitalized on like him and FFTI. Yeah, FFTI. But I hated on FFTI. First of all, unfollowed Fifty. I'm so over him. Yeah.

And he's the hater. he's a real hater on everyone he's a real hater on everyone yeah no but actually do you know that when I was in Israel all of a sudden this girl who thinks I'm too much of a hater started this page anti not skinny bonafat I saw I don't support that either oh you don't support it no you don't fucking support no one supported but the girl

fucking created it and that's how I knew who created it because I had one follower and that girl followed me and I was like you are the fucking anti not skinny enough fat but you know what I feel bad for that person because they must be so bored with their lives to create an anti-not skinny but not fat Instagram. So listen to this. So this girl opened this Instagram and I'm not going to pretend that I'm like, it didn't

like touch me at all because I was literally like so shocked that this could happen. But also was kind of like made it. But I was literally like offended like my husband at to come me down be like he was actually like she has no follower. He's like no one cares like but you. But she posting. Like, first of all, she, I wouldn't have known about it. Did she post things about you? What do you mean? First of all, she DM'd me and said, you're a bully and you make fun of and I'm here to like protect all the celebrities you like make fun of, which like, yeah,

they will appreciate you. And then she started posting stories of me and I was in Israel then, so I had like a picture of me in a bikini. And she posted that my boobs are saggy or something. Oh my God. How mean. Which like, again, these are things I'm not going to get offended by. because, like, my boobs are great, and I'm really confident in them and can, like, legit, like, get naked in front of everyone, which is my husband's issue with me. Yeah, I know. Today, like, it's our, like, I don't even close the dressing room.

You didn't care. No. No. No. You didn't care. But, no, that's really mean. So it didn't offend me, but I was like, this is so mean. But you can't let it offend you because it's this low-life board person. Yeah.

Who probably listens to this podcast, who probably follows you, who's probably into you, but just hating. mega hating. Yeah, but then like don't, don't, you know, don't follow me. But so I don't know if it's from, don't follow you. I don't know if it's from reporting her that a lot of my followers did and I did, obviously. But after like an hour, she disappeared. Like that handle?

Yeah. Good. But I was trying to think about like my own actions. And obviously I would never put up like someone's saggy boobs or say something about someone's body. Like I kind of make sure to not do that ever. You're very body potty. I'm body positive. I try to be, but I will say, like, if someone got, like, plastic surgery and shit like that. So there is a fine line, and I'm not saying I'm a saint Bernard, but I do my best, and I'm definitely not, like, out to get, I don't know, now of a sudden I feel like maybe when I post things about Tyler, it's like, as mean as anti-nots can't even have fat.

No. If I'm, like, get the fuck out, Tyler, stop trying to stay relevant. But he's like annoying And he's not relevant No And every other like thing that he posts is an ad He's just like add this add that Add this add that He doesn't give a shit

And he's legit like Hey you guys like I'm here with Matt James Fucking up the bird I can't deal with him No but listen He turned not hot to me He turned not hot for Gigi

Because obviously even though he came With her motherfucking OMA's funeral They're not together anymore They're dunzo Yeah he's too lame for you Gigi. And now I think he did some interview where he says that him and Hannah are in touch, which I feel like that's just another way for him to try to stay relevant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But speaking of Hannah, who's on Dancing with the Star is now.

Bachelor Nation, say what? Oh my God, no way. Oh, oh, oh, oh my God. Her dance partner is Alan. Who's so cute. What's his name? Bernstein. I don't know. His last name. He was Alexis Wren's dance partner in the last season, and they were together. If you don't know what Lexus Ren is, like, don't even, don't even search it. Don't go there. Don't even search it. Don't go there.

Do it to yourself. Big black hole. Big black hole. She was, I went through the big dark black hole of her. She used to date this like model surfer travel of the world jump out of planes. Isn't she? Isn't she two years old? Like how many boyfriends has she had?

She's two years old. Does she not? I don't know. She's in her teens. Isn't she? No. She's like 20 something. But anyway, so it makes so much sense that Hannah, single, Alan, single, both in, like, that world are boning.

And it's legit, 100% what, how old is she? She's 22. Oh, everyone's 22. Yeah, everyone's 22. Kylie's 22, Sophia's 22, whatever. But yeah, so I feel like I'll bet all the money that I have in Dover. have that Alan and Hannah are boning for sure like Hannah you're a horny ass bitch which like we love and no way are you with a guy that's your age single ready to mingle and not doing anything

with anybody like anyone that's like single and like with a partner where you they see each other 24-7 imagine you don't like that person like you have to bone to like what else are they doing What else could you do? So I'm just saying, like, there's no, and like, they're both good looking. There's no way. You can't just, like, be friends. You can't. Like, it doesn't happen.

You're both single. Let's, yeah. Just be real. She's all about being real. So be real. She is all about being real. But she has, she's also like a business lady now. But you know what I like that she said, which, like, I half liked.

I haven't decided how I feel about it. I do. I do respect it. In an interview, I think, to Cosmopolitan, or Marie Claire, one of them, she said, that she's given up so much ad money that it could make her sick to her stomach. She's like, it's not like I have a lot of money and I'm saying no to so many ads on Instagram.

You get a million dollars for being the Bachelorette, so she has money. She legit gets a million dollars. You get a million dollars and it's even more now, I bet you. No fucking way. You want to search it? You get a million plus dollars. Why would they give you a million dollars? To be the Bachelor of the Bachelorette.

But people would do it for free. Why do you need to give them so much money? They pay them. A million dollars? They pay them. A million dollars? Yes. And then Dancing with the Stars also pays them hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Oh my God. Okay. So she just got off The Bachelor and she's doing Dancing with the Stars. Hannah has more than $70 in her bank account and a lot more than that. I think she said like $80. I think she said $8. But my point is she did say that reason for giving up all the probably lots of different Instagram ads for like Harris Drainers and stuff like that

is because she's aiming for bigger and better things. I get that, but it's also because she can. The bachelor contestants that come off actually like don't make money on the show. So they come off and they want to hustle and make that money off of ads. So they go and go crazy. Yeah, no, and that's fine. And I respect that. But what do I always tell you about like my Instagram account, for instance?

Like I'm... That you wouldn't do anything that doesn't align with your brand. Is that what you say? No, but that's really cool. I'll do anything for money. Are you fucking kidding me? No, but my point was that that's not my goal with my account. Right.

Like my goal is to like get the next like Instagram ad. My goal is to do big things. So I can respect that because that's what she was basically saying. Yeah. So I do respect her on that. And I think she got so much love from this season. So many celebs love her. Fucking Demi Lovato who supports her.

Kara DeLavine and Ashley Benson. And she was just at this event with them and was facetiming them after. like she is like in that's the thing the bachelor world used to not be so like it tangled within like the rest of Hollywood yes and celebrities are loving the show celebrities are loving them it's like it's a crazy fuck fest it's so crazy because contestants used to get like below a million followers and we've talked about bachelor people used to get like around a million now it's like Hannah has like 2.5. All the, all the popular contestants have above a million.

Kalen and Demi and Tyler and everyone has above a million. It's freaking insane. It's freaking insane. It's like insane. I think it's kind of sick. I think it's kind of unfair. I think it's probably weird for them, probably fucks them up. Like, I think it's a bunch of...

To go from like zero to like 100 overnight. Like, why are people following me? Do people like me? Do people not like me? What do I do with all this fame and followers, you know, that I don't know why I got them? And it's just like, like we talked about a lot, I think, for the new season. What do you mean I think for? I 100% we see that they didn't do that.

I thought there would be some sort of filter system, some sort of better way to cast people. But as we can see on Peter's season, they all look like they fucking are from beauty pageants. Yeah, because they are. Because they want, they are. They are. No, they are. And they want attractive, thin people. That's their typecast and they're not, they don't care.

What is it amazing? Your skinny morgue is amazing. I know. How much sugar did you put in it? Not a lot. It's a no sugar. What did you put in it? Agave and not that much.

Like a sprit sprit. So I heard one of my followers said that there's a sugar-free, like, sweet munks fruit something. I'm really okay. with the agave but agave has mad sugar and carbs babe i know but we don't put that much it has a lot of sugar you put a lot you put a lot i'm telling you i didn't i'm telling you it was like a it was like a few little so good so good right oh my god no i really perfected the recipe and i also use pellegrino which is like super fancy of me oh my god that's so fancy hair yeah or one of the two she doesn't even know you guys um we're gonna be right back with more

Big huge fucking news this week. Jennifer Anneson breaks Instagram by joining Instagram. Wait, what's happening in Hollywood? Can I tell you like something I didn't tell you before? No. I really didn't care that much that she joined Instagram. You're the only one that didn't care. I'm the only one and like a why would people like I don't know like what's there first of all when a person that's it's like Brad Pitt joining it's like people that are too good for Instagram join Instagram right but she's great but like it's like it's a huge deal but it's like Instagram has become more about people like that are interesting to follow like I don't know if Jen's going to be the most interesting person to follow she's amazing I'm not hating on her no don't I'm just saying you know what I'm saying I actually have a nonprofit

opinion about her that if i'm pretending to be really real then i'll unveil it i don't think you should i'm not unveil it don't know it's protecting just doing my very no i just feel like you just feel like maybe you shouldn't just feel no let me just say it it's not that mean i just feel like she got a lot of work done and like if i had to pick like my favorite favorite i feel like I'd pick Julia Roberts over Jennifer Anderson. Julia Roberts is a classic. Have you seen her in her faux booms?

I love. So Jennifer copied her faux boom. I know, but Julia Roberts, when she smiles, her whole face lights up. Legit. And like, I don't know if she got work done, but I think that she got good work done. Whereas I'm sorry that I'm popular opinion

is that I think that Jennifer didn't get the best work done. And as her friend Courtney Cox, who I love and is so funny on Instagram, she didn't get the brisk work done and she actually admitted it she actually took out like a bunch of her fillers but uh jennifer anison joint instagram broke a freaking guinness world record of reaching i think a million followers in a record amount of time um and obviously like i there was some meme about like influencers everywhere like crying that they you know work so hard to get followers and she but obviously like it's fucking jennifer anison jennifer i obviously she's gonna get them

Nobody can compare themselves to Jennifer Aniston. Of course, she's getting to a million in like zero seconds. And there was so, the thing, the funny thing is she was responding to people. She responded to Caitlin Bristow. I know, I saw. Caleb Bristow died, like, who wouldn't die? I know. Why didn't you try to comment?

Because I'm not a thirst monster. I would just be thirsty to have her to answer. I know. I'm so jealous. No, because I didn't think, I don't never think about those things. Why? But like every, all celebrities respond sometimes. You know, like every picture has like a few responses to people.

I'm not a celebrity. I'm saying, but what? I get stopped on the street. I know you don't. Humbo. I'm trying to keep it humble. No, but I'm just saying my point is, Jennifer Ann, Caitlin Bristow commented because, okay, the first picture she put up was with everyone, which she was with everyone from friends. David Twimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Coroner.

Do you have to name them all? Lisa, who a joke? Everybody knows. So she wrote like friends in real life And now friends on Instagram She wrote which was a cute caption And she kept saying you don't have to hashtag me Which is funny because they used to like hashtag her

Because she didn't have an ad like an account Yeah So That was funny and she was clever But then I was just feeling like I don't know if I want her to be active on Instagram But that's what I'm telling you And you didn't agree with me

Oh like that she won't be that interesting Like that it's like amazing. She's so great and stuff, but it's not like you're not like dying for the follow. Yeah, like the people that you follow on Instagram like is more for entertainment, not necessarily the people. Like Julia Roberts, I love her, but is she going to like entertain me on Instagram? Right. No. No.

Right. Who's going to chain you on Instagram? Okay. You're pointing to yourself. You do actually entertain me the most on Instagram. Oh, God. I see your little face on my stories on the bottom. So Ariel made me follow her.

an avid follower. Argyle made me follow her on Instagram. Made you. You followed yourself. Okay, fine. I did. Because I have a, like my personal, which I don't really use it, that's where I follow my friends and, like, see what they're up to. And because I follow Arielle and she's one of the only, like, non-celebs I follow.

For real. I know. I know. I see her little face, like, after a second. Like, it was the story she's, like, down, which it wasn't, I was like that. So I feel like you've grown to like my account more and more of the time. Oh, such an avid follower. I'm like up on the news, up on you.

I really am. And it's really fun for me when I post a story to see like not skinny but not fat's like viewed. Really? I like it better than your personal one. Yeah. Who's that bitch? I know. No, but it's funny because I feel like my friends, my good friends that follow along.

And I'm like when I was in Israel, like I called my friends and I was like, hey, like I'm here. like I had this jet lag and they're like, we know. We saw. We know. And I was like, no, this morning it was crazy. I woke up for it and they're like, we know. We saw. And then I talked to my producer, Jeff, hi, Jeff.

Who's going to listen to this when he had the edits ed. And I was like, no, so Israel was crazy. Like, I had this jet lag. He's like, I know. I saw. And I was just like, oh, gee. Like, and it does. It becomes addictive to like overshare because you realize if, if, if, if, if, if, when

you realize, it's like, fun to, share. I don't know how to explain it. It's fun to share. You have a different experience sharing, though, because people actually care, you know? Yeah. There's a huge difference. Yeah. Nobody else really wants to see anybody else has, like, full day, but, like, people actually care about yours. And I do, too. So it is fun. But like I'm saying, it's a different experience as somebody that is an influencer. Yeah. Oh, I got that other mean message this week. I'm not going to talk about the negative messages because you know what? Who said that once?

that you're not going to let the, if you're going to let the, you don't let it. No, but I'm saying like, don't give it that time. Let's talk about all the happy messages that you get. Let's like do this like positive thing. I get a zillion happy messages and everyone is amazing and fucking makes my life and that's why I read the messages and I try to answer them and I get so much confidence and love and support from everyone. But that's why I feel the need to say sometimes rarer I also get mean ones out of nowhere and it feels okay and it feels okay and I feel empowered to be able to handle it and not cry because if you would ask me how would you react if you get a message that says X, Y and Z I would say I would cry and hide in my room

and I don't. I look at it. I swallow because it's like a lot to take in at that moment but then you realize like wait I don't believe these things. They're not true about me and Fuck that person Fuck that person But anyway Moving on to bigger and better things I am trying to catch up on Keeping up with the Kardashians

That's it, we're done Because I miss a few episodes while I was away And I was just watching the episode with Scott and Sophia Like in Finland with Courtney And like literally If you watched me watch it Like I'm such a freak Like I literally every scene with

Scott and Sophia, I was like pausing it, rewinding it, wanting to see every second of like their interaction, like how they speak to each other, how they talk. And even with Courtney too, because I heard Sophia be like, court and like call her name a few times. Yeah. Didn't hear Courtney really calling Sophia. But the whole thing is like

such a mind fuck. Like Courtney inviting Sophia on the trip and then being the three of them and both them being so hot but 20 years apart. It's like so odd. Them being the three of them. That's like the oddest part. Like why would you want to go with a couple and your kids.

I don't know what Courtney's trying to prove that she's chill a. I think that she might, but they have gone before. They went to Mexico. To Mexico. The first photos that came out of like them three walking on the beach. And like then Courtney and Sophia side by side and you're like you can't choose who's hotter because they're both freaking hot. And they're 20 years apart.

20 years apart. They teach their own like an old like an older woman, a younger woman. Yeah. Which one do you want? I mean like court all the way. Dach court all the way. The thing is Sophia surprised me Because I think her personality was

I think he just coughed into a pillow So he doesn't bother us Did you cough into a pillow? Oh That's really sweet Husb And that's a real husband goals Hashtag husband goals

Yeah So I tried to listen to like the way she speaks And I was like Oh she's not an annoying idiot Like she's fine No, she's fine. She speaks nicely.

The only thing that pisses me off about her is, you know what? The fillers. Yeah, I get pissed off about them. Like, why does your mouth need to look distorted? Ben, that's, like, that's the, no, I know. And that's, I kept texting you. Remember, I was like, what are those lips that are taking over her face? Like, they don't need to look like that.

They don't need to, like, okay, I'm sorry. I was born with large lips, okay? Not every person needs to have large lips. It's a proportion to my face. I have a nose that's wider I have whatever the fuck I have specifically but people are born with specific things for a reason

that's just how I feel If Sophia's lips were very tiny She can do a little classy You know Yeah exactly get a little plumber room But I think she had lips already And I believe she had lips already But like she made them so giant

You can't not stare at them Like you can't even look at her face Because her lips are taking her entire face over yeah so it is frustrating it's frustrating and you're also like girl you're 22 again and I know we've went down this discussion like I'm not anti-botox anti-filers anti making herself feel better like if I get lines that are super super deep and I'm you know 45 and I want to fill them maybe I will maybe I will I'm not saying that I will I'm just saying maybe I'll want to but I think when you're 22 years old and your face is made of porcelain and um there's no reason there's no reason you know

And I interviewed, who was on my podcast, Rachel O'Brien, she was on Vanderpumpurals. And she was like, yeah, I got Botox. She told me this funny story that she got Botox in her face, like, got paralyzed for, like, a few weeks. She couldn't move it. Yeah. But the funny thing about it was that she doesn't know why she got Botox. She has no idea why? No.

She couldn't give you a reason. No. She was just like, I got on the train. Like, I don't need it. So I think when you're in that environment and everyone's doing something, then you feel like you have to do it. Like, imagine every day. Everyone, like, I feel like I could so see myself being influenced by something, too. Because if everyone's doing it around you.

And everyone's telling you, you should do it. Then you do it. Hold on. Can I just say something? Of course. So I saw hustlers yesterday with J-Lo. Yeah. Oh, I know what you're going to say.

Yeah, because we were just talking about it. And I was like looking for signs of, like, her face not moving, not having any facial expressions, no, like, you know, forehead wrinkles, nothing. No nose wrinkles. Her entire face moved. There's no Botox in there. There's no Botox. I don't. I can't believe that, babe.

I can't believe it. You will see it. You will see it. Her face moves so much. She does not have Botox. The lady is real. How can it be? She's 50 and is like the most perfect thing I've ever seen.

She's real. Whatever she is, it's real. Oh my God. What is the first thing I asked you when you say it? You told me you saw hustlers. You were like, is Lily Ryan Hart good in the movie? Oh, I didn't say, is she dumb? No, you asked like you wanted to know how her acting was.

Yeah. And you want to know my answer now? Yeah. I said she was dumb in the movie. Because I was just like, Betty fucking Cooper from Riverdale playing a stripper. Like, I don't believe it for one fucking second. No, it wasn't that great. So because I'm a certified bravaholic, bravo cons coming up who got a press pass.

This bitch, I'm the bitch who got the press pass. The Real Real on the Real Housewives. Are you really showing off right now? Yeah, and I'm going to see all of you there, whoever comes. I'll be there with my press buzz. So Real Housewives of New Jersey is coming out. I got a sneak peek from being a certified bravaholic. I put it up, so whoever saw it.

I am going to say another unpopular opinion, which I think Housewives of New Jersey is better than Real Housewives of New York. I'll say it. Ariel doesn't watch. She can't chime in. But the new season that's coming up for New Jersey looks so good. It's all about, like, Teresa and Joe and Teresa, like, fucking dating young guys and, like, all this drama. And I am so excited to see it and so excited to recap it in real time on my Instagram.

Sounds fun. Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson taking over the gram being what, being what? Give me an adjective. Their boyfriend and girlfriend is what they are. they're together yeah yeah yeah no give me an adjective of what they are annoying hot I don't know what do you think they're I don't have one I don't have an adjective you're not into them I'm into them I am but I just feel like it's like a lot for me to take in when like she just got over I barely got over Liam so like how is she over Liam already what's annoying is like when people bring in like the feminist thing and they're like if he moved on so quickly like people and I'm like no she like the day her divorce was announced was the same day she was making

out with Caitlin um on a yacht in Italy and two weeks later it's like she broke up with Caitlin because she doesn't want this like intense thing and the next day she was with Cody like obviously there's something going on um obviously we've talked about this on the podcast a bunch times and like we talked about this that Miley goes through excessive phases of her style of her like who she is. It's like excessive. Who are you? Today you're your mom. Now she's her mom. She decided to get her mom's haircut. She decided to wear cowboy belts and t-shirts and like wide-leg jeans. It's like, who are you, Miley? Like it's fine to like do self-discovery, but it's obviously like really quickly and weirdly. Her whole thing is that she's so true to herself and who she is,

but like you never know who she is. You never know who she actually is. She's like a chameleon. one day she's this one day she's that one day she's with a girl you guys think about this one second malibu comes out okay it's like malibu that's not how it goes how does it go how does it i have no idea but that's not how we go no no no malibu oh my god wait hold on hold on hold on you i have it you i have it you don't have it i have it first Oh, my God. Do you? No.

Da-na-na-N-N-A-Laboo. Oh, my God. You know, I got it out. Oh, one at a time. We're going to get sued for this. I never came to the beach. Just stood by the ocean. Wait, hold on.

Oh. In Malibu. Okay, so this was like, I'm wearing a sweater by the beach, growing out my hair like being in love and then five seconds later she's like on a stage in leather pants again like masturbating on things like who are you women and then she comes out with slide away that's like so i really like that song actually how does it go back to the old city with the old lights slide away harbor lights The old lights in the old city.

Lyrics are not my thing. How are beats? Are they your thing? No, not that either. You know, just slide away. Tarbalites, but it's time to let it go. So who do you think is drinking whiskey and pills? Liam?

I guess. But anyway, can we just talk about the fact that like, I'm not over Liam? You might not be over Liam. I don't think the word. world is over Liam yet and Miley is moved on Miley's so over Liam times two okay so she's with Cody Simpson they claim that they were it's not like a new ass thing that they were like friends for a while

and now it turned into more their moms are into it his mom is like posting on Instagram which like of course she is because she's his manager and of course she wants him to de Miley because she has a gazillion of fans and followers and I feel like it's just too too good for him and then he comes out with the song baby so he wrote this song she made him quote and quote and quote and quote she freaking made him come out with a song like how good is that for him to come out with a song while he's dating

myly it's like that world is fucking crazy and don't want to be famous people because those people be fucking crazy they be they be crazy but he's just like weird he has like a small head and like really wide shoulders and like i mean like yeah we can like shame him okay but we won't we cannot we cannot but at the same time like very similar to Liam kind of Australian surfer about surfer boy and it's like a goofy laugh like I don't know I'm not into it she's too much posting about it the thing is when she first came out she wasn't posting about Liam this much or about Caitlin even true I don't know why the need to like show this off so much I think do you remember when the first pictures of them

came out, like getting an asaiibo, and she wrote this whole thing, like, I'm going to post it because, like, I can't keep myself private anyway? And I'm like, Miley, like, shut up. Can I just get an isaibo with my boyfriend? No, you may not get an isaibo with your boyfriend. You can't. Actually. Yeah, you cannot. Um, um, um, just another quick break, you guys, and we'll be back. Selena Gomez also came out with a new song called Needed You to Love Me And I totes feel like it's about J.B. I haven't heard it yet, have you?

I haven't heard it yet. Okay, so you're just off the cap. No, because, babe, she writes, like, off the, yeah. Because if she's saying she needed, like, I guess, him and the relationship you had, you promised the world she wrote. It's about J.B. This might be about J-Bose you to love me

Lose you to love me I needed to lose you to love me as the line Oh I see I see Who did I gave my all and they all know it I saw the signs and I ignored it Yeah It's giving me chill stop Rose colored glasses all distorted

Have you listened to the song We always go into it blindly Amanda you're making Now I'm just reading her captions like way back But don't even have to do with the song Definitely about Justin And I think from opening my eyes a little bit, like their relationship was definitely like a toxic relationship. It was filled with drugs and weird shit.

But I also think that it like destroyed Selena forever. You know what I mean? But also Justin, he's dealing with mad shit too. I know, but like not because of Selena, because of his own shit and because he grew up famous and went from zero to 100 and that fucked him up forever. But Selena, I think, like Justin destroyed her. You know? Yeah. Porcel.

Poor sell. For a cell with all that she has to go through. Yeah. I wanted to talk about something weird, so you know how Kim Kardashian has skims. Yeah. So you know Jamie Mizrahi, who is also Aaron Foster's best friend.

Her name is Sweet Baby Jamie on Instagram. She came out with a new line of like undergarments. Okay. Oh, yeah. She came out with it with Simone, who is also a stylist. Jamie's also a stylist. and it's like so similar to Skim's.

Is it? And they're both advertising it at the same time. I mean, Skims initially came out as like the shape wear shit. But now she's advertising the cotton collection, which is like bras and undies. Yeah. And that's kind of what she's doing. And just seeing them both on Instagram. And I'm like, and Simone is Kim's like was, she worked with Kim in the past.

Like, and she's also a friend. So it just seems like that world is so like competitive. And everyone's trying to like create businesses. You're not competing with Kim Kardashian. West and that Kardashian clan. Which, like, we always talk about, like, Kim, like, do you have enough businesses? Like, do you want to, like, not? The answer is no.

The answer is no. She's always out for more. Like, couldn't she just have done KKW? Like, why put in skims? She needs more. Do KKW underwear or whatever. Why'd you create a whole new brand? It's not enough.

It's never enough. It's never enough. It's like, I like Chloe because she really has good American and she owns that and Courtney now Push. But, like, Kylie and Kim are clones. And Kendall doesn't have, you know, Kendall models. Like, good. Do one thing, please.

And then, so those three are great. And then Kylie and Kim just, like, can't stop the hustle. But Kendall won't be a billionaire. She's okay with being a millionaire, you know? You know what? Like, I'd be okay with, like, being, like, a hundred thousand there, okay? Like, whatever. Yeah.

Anyway, I just thought that was weird. Aside from that, do you have anything else for this week? Yeah, we forgot to mention that Liam also has a nubio. This half skinny mar got me drunk. Oh my God, you drank a sip. I'm zoning. Does he, though, or was that a night of like debauchery? Because all of a sudden, pictures come out of Liam and this girl named Madison.

Yeah, whatever. No, it's important. Oh, it is? Madison Barker, Madison Brown. Brown. So she's the star. She stars in Dynasty on Netflix, which I heard was good. I'm kind of wondering what that is if it's like a remake of the old dynasty. She's also Australian. And they were seen in New York just like having lunch, walking around, getting drunk, him with like a traffic cone in his head, him with his face and her boobs, like them hugging them in the subway, which I was like take an Uber Liam, like order an Uber. What is happening? Why are you on the subway? I don't even take the subway. Like no offense. I don't. I know you don't, but you're one of the feel. But anyway, don't you think it's cool that they got on a subway?

Yeah, but like if there was mad traffic and something weird, if not, then like fucking order an Uber, you weirdo. Yeah, yeah. Like, must you? Must you. Must you. I miss you. We miss Must you?

Yeah, must you. Yeah, I didn't catch on must you. I liked it. We need to, like, get in the lingo. I know. But anyway, those photos. kind of seemed like in Miley's face like to be like you know what she deserves it yeah no but i'm wondering if it's like was a for real like a whole day date that they had well i do you think he's like

do you want to sign up for like a day day day day all day with me just like kiss me go to lunch with me go on the subway with me let's just have take pictures all day and then like you can go home like do you think like you like sign up i don't know i don't know how there was like paparazzi there and just weird things it seemed like very like weird well you know what she did like i'm happy he did that she needs she needs to see first of all it just showed us again how beautiful he is but also that he might be the one on whiskey and pills because he looked really drunk um not that that's not allowed to for people our age and for whoever but i just wonder um and i want to say another thing oh that i found this uh old interview of hers where she was um asked to play mary fuck hill and it was like

Hemsworth brothers. I remember. And, oh, you remember, you were there? I saw. I saw. Never went. There were you. Sometimes Ariel says that.

She's like, yeah, I know. I was there. So she said about the Hemsworth brothers. She was like, I think she said, fuck. And then she was like, I couldn't marry them because I'd be too insecure. I would never let them out of the house. Like, they're too hot. So imagine saying that and then hooking up with him in like a year.

And then never letting them out of the house because, like, I don't know if I could either. No, but I feel like they're not dating. I feel like it was just like. It was just like a thing. It's just like a thing. I don't think I could like emotionally like deal with like not dating him and hooking up with him. Do you think that him and Miley will get back together? Never.

Never? No. You think it's Dendzo? They're done so for sure. They're never getting back together ever. Miley's going to be on to the next and like the next few months. Do like does Cody think that he's going to marry Miley because like she won't. Oh my God.

Liam just posted a photo. of what i don't care we were just talking about him this is like meant to be or something i need to see where that is is that here that's in toronto how do you know no because that's it that's the drake video that's toronto that's the drake video ladies and gentlemen and this is why we have her on the podcast this is toronto and at least i know where it is why would he post a photo of toronto it's a good photo of the city it is really a good photo are you judging but can we talk about how like maybe we were meant to be or something? That's, no.

How are we talking about him and a photo pops up of him? He's been posting photos. No. He has. So you don't think it means like we're meant to be or something? That he posted a big of Toronto as we're speaking about him? Like I'd say no, but like you can believe whatever you want to believe and just like let's let let your husband know.

Felicity Hoffman. There was a picture of her today in like jail uniform, which is like so freaking weird that like she's in. jail and this whole like college scandal weirdness is just like I don't know not that interesting you're not into it I'm not interested okay so in that case uh we're done for today we are you can be excused are you gonna have me back and we'll see how the ratings are how the ratings go okay well guys please vote for me um thank you guys for listening thank you so much for listening and tuning in um thank you to the podglomerate for uh

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