Not Skinny But Not Fat - SITTING DOWN W/ KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN!!
Episode Date: May 24, 2022I went BACK TO CALABASAS to sit down with the one and only Khloé Kardashian to discuss her life as a single mama, finding out about Tristan from Kim, why her anxiety has gotten worse, why sh...e started Good American, if she would host SNL, whether she's open to dating, if she would date a rockstar type, and what it's like living next door to her mom. This episode is sponsored by Shopify. Go to www.shopify.com/notskinny for a free 14 day trial. This episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct, or indirect financial interest in products, or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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You guys, I'm back in Calabasasas again.
And I cannot believe the fucking lady I have here sitting with me, Chloe Kardashian.
Hi, hi.
Commanda or Lamanda.
I don't know because I know you're in L.A. now.
So, now that you said that, the first question needs to be, do you have a Finsta?
So I do have a Finsta, but I never use it.
And I only have it because Kendall and Kylie, I was looking on someone's stories.
And she was like, they were like, you're looking from your actual page.
And I said, yeah, why?
She's like, they can tell if you're viewing their stories.
I'm like, who checks that?
She's like, everyone.
And so for, I think I got it maybe like two years ago and they set it up for me.
And I keep forgetting, but I've never posted anything on it.
It's just for me to look.
Yeah.
But I always forget.
But why is it bad for you, like if you're looking at someone that you don't want them to know that you're looking at?
I guess.
Well, I didn't know.
People can tell that you viewed their stories.
Well, like you're Chloe Kardashian.
You'd pop up first.
I don't fucking know.
I don't know. I just, but yeah, I like to like look at people's pages that I definitely
shouldn't be looking at. But it's fun. Like girls, guys, whatever. It's just fun. No, you're the best on
Instagram. You're always so supportive, even of me. Of course. No, that's so sweet. I don't believe
in going on any platform, social media. I don't believe in going up in person and just like being mean for no
reason. I, like, I am rooting for people. I want everyone to feel good and just like live your best fucking life.
Let's go, court.
Yeah.
Live your life.
Speaking of Instagram and, like, being positive,
I call, like, what you post all the time.
You post different, like, quotes, the Chloe quotes.
Like, Chloe quotes, whenever I see a really, like,
kind of spiritual, positive energy quote,
I'm like, that's a Chloe quote.
You love posting those.
Are you posting those for yourself, like, to remind you
or for, like, people to shut the fuck up?
It's always for myself, but I stop posting them as much.
because people, I used to also, like, if you go back on my Instagram, I used to write a lot of like my captions were really long and I love writing. And I normally write for myself and I'll like either throw it away or just save it in a notebook and don't look back on it. I think it's really therapeutic. But people will overanalyse something and make it something it's not or they direct it at a person. And sometimes I'm like I might be drawn to a quote I see and it might pertain to what I'm going through. A lot of the times it's not. I just think it's beautiful or I think.
someone should see this. And I mean, I guess coincidentally, maybe something's happening in my life that
it could pertain to, but they might make it about a family member or just anything that might be news
related. And I'm like, that had nothing to do with that. And then I feel bad if that person thought
it had to do it. It just turns into something that I'm like, I'm just going to take a break because people
sort of ruin a good thing. People ruin. That's what I was going to say. Like you were doing that.
I'm sure so many people enjoyed it.
We loved it.
And then you kind of had to stop because you were like,
I don't want to deal with people's reactions and how they take things.
And just like, sometimes I need it for myself.
Sometimes I'm like, okay, I need to be in a positive mood today.
I need to see this.
I need to say this.
Well, Kim now posts them sometimes.
I feel like, no?
She's taking the Chloe quotes.
Hello.
I mean, she loves to take things I say.
It's like a joke.
Like, I will say something even privately.
I know on the show they've seen us do, but I might say something.
and then like an hour later, I hear her doing the same thing or she'll tell me a story that I told
her. And I'm like, are we well? Because I'm the one who gave you the story. And she'll just do that.
But she's the cutest thing. So I'm like, you know what? At least you're learning comedic timing and I'm
proud of you. So you're the funny, you still feel like the funniest one, even though she like did
SNL and like she's getting kind of a title. Yeah. No, I'm done. I mean, I taught her everything she knows.
It's taken like how many years. But she's finally catching on and I'm great with that.
I am.
I'm thrilled.
And she is so funny,
but she's always been,
she's always been shy,
but the older she's getting,
the more less shy she is,
and I think the more comfortable she is
in, like,
showing people how fucking funny she can be
because she's, like,
brutally funny.
But we're teaching her comedic timing.
You are the funny one, though.
No one's going to take that away from you.
No one will.
Would you do SNL?
No.
Stop.
I don't,
with a beta blocker.
I think a couple
beta blocker. If I had a few beta blockers, probably. But I think I get. Can what if you said no so
quick? No, I'll say no to anything really quick. Anything. I'm like, I'm not doing anything,
but I always get talked into everything. Yeah. Because everyone knows that I'm just, I get really
in my own head. And I think I get in my own way. And I would rather just not do things.
But Chloe, was it always like that? Because I feel like the vibe we've always had for me was obviously the
funny one, the favorite in the family. Kendall and Kylie, you were like their second mom.
Bessies with Rob,
besties with Corny,
like everyone's fave.
You know what I mean?
So with that comes
like so much confidence
that we saw from you over the years.
And it felt like during those years,
even though people were, you know,
could say mean things here or there,
you seemed like you were like
it was just sweat off your back.
What is this new bullshit with like it affecting you?
Like how did this happen?
I think, I mean,
because I've literally tried to like
backtrack and be like, where did we take a turn? Because this is not, it's not fun for me either.
But when we first started the show, there was no social media. There was MySpace. Then later became
Twitter and then later, like, and things came. And so definitely in the beginning, you didn't have so
many people having access to just giving you a narrative or telling you, like, this isn't natural
how much we're exposed to and hearing so much outside noise. It's definitely something that,
you can't prepare yourself for. But that's still, like, it's been around for a while. But I would say
the past couple years, it's definitely taken a shift. I don't know if it has to do with maybe like
stuff between me and Tristan. I'm not sure if like that maybe broke my confidence and then everything
else piled on. And then I just, it was like hard to shake it off. I don't know. But I like,
that's kind of the timeline, I think. But I'm trying to work on it. No, first of all, it makes you
human. You know what I mean? Like I suffer from anxiety. I take medication for anxiety. It doesn't
make you less of a confident, funny person. It just breaks my heart in so many of the people that
love you that social media and people's comments got to you so much like we're seeing on the show.
Yeah. And I, I like miss the old me. I miss even just like how I overthink everything now and how
before like things used to be a lot more fun. Like whether it be.
posting or doing silly videos. And now, like, the smallest thing gets taken and, like, shred it
apart. And you're like, but it wasn't even like that. Or doing interviews. I'm so hesitant to do
them because people take 20 second clips and, like, they make a TikTok video out of them. And then
that's out of context. And then it turns into this viral thing. And I'm like, what if you caught the first
five minutes, you would understand maybe why I said that. Or I don't know, now we're always
stuck explaining ourselves. And I think the world is so eager to cancel people these days as opposed to
and if someone does something that's maybe wrong, there should be a teachable moment as opposed to like
let's just exile everyone. I mean, I guess it depends on what like you do. But I don't know,
I'm way more of like, let's educate people or where's the understanding or where, why aren't people
trying to see where someone else is coming from these days. So I don't, I think I have a lot. It's just you're
always on guard these days. And that's not fun. It's not fun, but also you've aged and these years
have taught you things. So for good or for bad, like, I want to tell you, don't give a fuck,
do the thing. But it's like, you know what's going to happen. So you have to be careful. But I also
know that you know how to choose like your safe people and safe spaces. And that's why you're here.
That's why I'm here with you. No, I'm just kidding. No, but it's true. I mean, I obviously don't know you
intimately, but from me knowing what I know about you. Like, I love even how, like, honest and
brutal and funny you are on your page. And I don't, you don't have to be up our asses. Like,
I like that you'll even be like, I mean, I see some of the shit you talk. And I think it's so funny.
Wait, what? Like, it's so funny. I mean, just like, it felt like the 818 bottles, never being
opened. Or I'm like, we fucking drink it. We're just posting it when it first comes in.
Oh my God. But little, but like, that's, it shouldn't only be one.
right but you do it in a way that's not malicious or mean and like i don't think anyone should be
up anyone's ass all the time right but i just think there's a way to do it no people know that about
you guys like i don't think i think everyone knows that your family knows how to take shit i mean look
at what kim did like the monologue at us and oh yeah what yeah and that's like that's what life
is supposed to be about so i mean i'm here because i do feel safe with you and that's important so
makes me happy. And we love you so much and just, you know, from comments and people that
I, you know, that follow me and talk about you, people are always rooting for you. And I know
you get a taste of like the other side sometimes. But like, know that the rooting for you side is
so much stronger. And the, they're just loud. They are. And they do it because they want to be
pinned or whatever. Like I've realized that. Because I have to sometimes like try to rationalize what's
going on. But sometimes you do answer people.
feel like on Twitter and you'll like you'll clap back or even about the Disney pick you were like
shit I you know I was like fuck I fucked up the lie I forgot we did this with him mad at you no
because well first of all when when it happened she sent me a photo of true and shy and I was like so
cute and I was kind of multitasking and then I looked back I was like wait is she wearing many
mouse ears I go you took her to Disney because like I would not let her go until I was
her and I was waiting for her fourth birthday because I was not taking her in the thick of COVID.
And I was like, I'm taking her for the first time. And I was like, who would not tell me my kid
went to Disney? Like, no one asked me for permission, nothing. And so she was like, oh, you believed it?
I was like, I just, I wasn't thinking. I like would not think someone would Photoshop this. So I'm
like, what's happening? And she said, oh, I just need it for my grid. I was like, okay, it's fine.
Post it. I didn't care. I thought she looked so cute. I was like, she looks great. Did not think
even anyone would pay this much attention to it.
Really, Chloe?
After all these years, people pay attention to everything.
But why would I think they would know she photoshopped it?
But that's so chill of you because I would be like, no, I want my kids first Disney land
experience to be for real, not have a fake first Disney.
I just don't think I was thinking that deep into it.
I was just like, she looks so cute.
She has mini mouse ears on.
I don't even know what I was thinking.
But I was like, Kim, if you need it for your grid, whatever.
don't care. It doesn't matter to me.
Migrate. So you're like the chill sister, too, because we know now that Kylie was like,
Stormy wasn't as cute as she could be that day.
She just didn't want a lot of, I think it was just like there was a time of drama or something.
So she didn't want Stormy out there to protect her. I get that. So I was like,
Cam, I'll take one. True looks adorable. Do you take it for the team? But do you take it for
the team a lot? Daily. I don't mind. Do you know the, I think one of the funniest moments in the season.
far and I've heard it from other people too was you and Chris in the hotel room in New York and you're
eating like cashews oh my god and you're like she wants to tell you a story the stories and you're
like I need to muster up the energy to give a fuck but do you know that people die over those
moments oh my gosh and I don't know it's always around my mom like I love her so much and I don't
know why because I think she just I live now we live next door to each other and I love her
And like yesterday, we were in the car.
And as soon as I get in, she's like, thank God you're here.
I need to vent.
And it's an hour drive.
And I never said a word.
I'm literally just like I had a cut apple and I was eating my apple.
And I'm just like, what the fuck are we talking about?
Like it's just going on and I know she needs outlets.
And then sometimes I get those moments and I'm like, God, just like pretend to fucking care.
And so, but I love her, but I feel bad.
I do.
But why are you her?
because you said in the episode somehow you're the one she takes to every city where she lived
and on these excursions like how did you become that i think i mean i know i have just a lot of like
empathy for people and i want everyone sometimes i feel like not from my family but i didn't get that
from either friends or whatever when i was younger so i always want people to feel like they're seen
they're heard tell me your story even though i heard it 30 fucking times like let's go through it like i just
want people to feel just that someone's like listening. It sucks and you don't. I mean,
I get ignored all day long. So I just don't want other people to feel like so. Are you her
favorite now that you live so close to her? Yeah? Or always? Oh, no. I don't think so. I definitely
don't think so. But she definitely, I think, likes me more than whatever I was before. I feel like you're
for sure the funnest companion for her to like go on a trip with or something like that. Okay. That's for sure.
Okay. I'm the only one that will dance. The rest are like bumps on a log. So I'm totally. Yeah. She loves that. Okay. I want to talk for a minute about good American that I'm literally decked out in today.
And this wasn't even to like kiss your ass. I swear. It was literally what I picked off the rack. And after trying it on and like I was like, oh my God, I love this. And I was like, what is it? And they were like good American. I love that. Which I love even more because I want to tell people.
how amazing good American is.
Thank you.
The jeans, like even these leather pants, when she showed them to me, I was like,
I don't look good in leather pants.
Like, for some reason, it doesn't flatter my body.
Put them on.
I was like, um, hello?
It's all about the stretch.
Oh, it's all about the stretch.
It's all about the stretch.
No one look, because most leather pants, it's like there's no give.
And so you need something.
Everyone does.
So flattering, so good.
Tell me how you got into specifically jeans.
Well, when we started.
Emma, Greed and I is my co-partner.
You know, when we started, I was like, there's definitely not a need for more denim
in the fashion world.
But what there was a need for was size inclusivity.
And we started about six years ago.
And, you know, six years ago, there wasn't, like, one brand would not carry a full size
range.
They would have either, quote, like your average size, which is not.
It's like a double zero to like a 10 or whatever.
And then you would have to go to a different brand to go bigger.
And when I was bigger, I was never able to shop at boutiques with my sisters.
I couldn't, even like if I went to a department store, I was in a plus size section and stuff
like, like it never made me feel good or I would be embarrassed to be with my friends and go shopping
while there in one section.
And I'm, you know, in the attic looking through boxes and like, okay, sure, this will work.
And I always felt like plus size clothing stores wanted to dictate what you should.
should wear. Like, it wasn't ever, like, people, if they're curvier of a bigger size, they still
might want to dress cute and sexy and happy in the trends. And so we started with denim. And that was
what I really wanted to focus on because I always wanted to wear denim when I was younger. And there was just
no denim for me in my size that I think I felt comfortable in or that were cute. Yeah. And so we started
and every store that carries Good American has to carry the full size range. We won't sell to them if
they don't, if they break it up. And we know it will limit us from what stores can afford to carry
our line. But I think it makes people feel good and represented. Yeah, and we want to be inclusive.
That is amazing. I'm so happy for you. People love the brand. And now you have this amazing
collab with Zara. Yes. How does that happen? So Zara actually reached out to us. And it's the first
time they've ever collabed with another brand. And it's the first time they've ever been size
inclusive. Wow. Which is amazing. And we're really proud to be a part of that. And then they
obviously have really great, trendy fashion-forward looks for really reasonable prices. And so they're
able to kind of marry the two. And you get all of our size inclusivity. You get all of the same.
We have a lot of techniques and methods that we go into making good American. Like our waistbands,
it's a gap-proof waistband. And we just have certain techniques that we have in all of our clothing
that makes everything fit really well. And so Zara, it's not Zara's fabrication. It's our fabrication is
done in their price range. Oh, right. It's under $100. Yes. Which is amazing. Amazing. And Zara has
such cute stuff to go with the denim. So it's like perfect. Zara is, I think, a great store and
obviously it's worldwide. So we're just excited to be apart. Do you still shop at Zara ever? I, yeah.
Yeah. Oh my God. Zara, H&M. I'm a good. Stop. H&M. Yeah. Hello. Okay. Okay. Speaking of
fashion, you had your first med gala appearance this year. Yes. And so many years I've like,
you know, was praying that you'd go. And every year, it's like, who's going? Who's going?
Is Chloe going to go? Is probably going to go? Is probably going to go? And this year,
you fucking went. So how did that happen? What was it like being told or invited? I don't know
how it works. Well, the whole family, all the sisters and my mom went this year, which was really
exciting. And I am always the most hesitant to do stuff like that. And so,
I was like, why are we doing this?
Like, we are willingly putting ourselves on a red carpet for people to, like, it's the MET.
They're going to tear us apart.
Everyone's like, this is so fun.
I'm like, am I deranged that this to me is like, I'm like so stressed out.
I'm just like, what is wrong with me that I don't think this is like the most fun thing?
Well, maybe you're the actual smart one.
Like, I relate to you more.
I'm just like, wait, so what do I get at the end of the, what is this a red carpet?
I'm just thinking like, what are, what's happening?
You get to see the exhibit.
Correct.
Or terrible photos on myself or amazing.
Like you only get one of one way or another.
So yeah, it's not like the first thing I want to do in my list, but it was any record.
If not everyone went, would you maybe not go?
Was it because everyone when you were like, okay, if everyone's going?
Yes.
If some didn't go, I probably wouldn't have gone.
But everyone went and Kimberly is my creative director of life.
and she encouraged me to go.
And she's always, like, rooting for me.
Like, you look so good.
And it's your time to shine.
Go.
And, like, she, if it wasn't for Kim, I definitely would not have gone.
Really?
Yeah.
But you looked amazing.
Thank you.
And I feel like everyone thought so.
Like, did you see anything different?
Like, I couldn't look.
Okay.
I just walked it.
And I was, like, pretending I know what any of this stuff was.
And I'm like, yes.
Thank you.
I'm just, like, walking the exhibit.
Like, this is amazing.
But was it for, is it.
actually fun or no? No, it is. It's like really nice and it's everything is so beautiful and everyone
looks so great. I'm just like, what am I doing here? No, you looked perfect. You look perfect.
Thank you. Everyone thought so. I think it was just a crazy week. We were just in trial for two weeks
before and then it's like, I was like, what is happening? It was just like, what world am I living?
And who comes to trial anyway?
Who comes to trial and then the Metcala? Yeah, trial and the Metcala. We're very versatile girls.
I almost didn't.
The trial was so, I felt like it was a dream because someone from your team was like,
we're dealing with the trial right now.
And I was like, oh, that's for real.
Like, I don't think we're getting that like this is happening and it's probably a huge.
I think we all.
Like, okay.
This is happening.
Yeah.
But it's over.
Yes.
It's over.
Verdict has been.
Yeah.
So would you go back to the Meggala?
Maybe because I now know what to expect.
Like, I think it just was so scary not.
knowing at all. And like on, in photos, the red carpet looks like it's 12 miles long. And I'm like,
this is so daunting. It's crazy. And it's not as big. Yeah. There's a lot of photographers. But I was like,
okay, I can handle this. Would you go to the extremes that Kim went ever for a look? Not even the weight loss.
I'm talking like fly to Orlando for a dress. Go into the. No. No. Like, are you as committed to like a
fashion statement? No. God bless Kim. Like if there's something, if I,
Like if someone who sent me something and there's too many zippers, I'm like, I'm not trying it on.
No, it's like, what are you want me to do?
It's too complicated.
No, that's I, when I saw what she went through, I was like, I literally wouldn't have gone to Orlando in the first place.
Like she is another beast and another level and I love her and commend her for it.
I don't think I would.
I mean, I always say no and then like shit happens.
Like, oh, I'm holding you to this.
God.
Yeah.
Shit changes people.
Well, maybe you're going to do something wild next year.
Okay.
We'll think about it.
You'll be the carpet.
We'll flash this bed.
I'll be the carpet.
Oh, my.
Hey.
I wish I wore her all black outfit that she wore last.
That would have been my dream.
You would have been so, like, anxiety free.
Oh, my God.
Now that I can get down wet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sunglasses help, though, no?
Like to feel more.
But no one, everyone was like, like, it's like my security blanket.
So I take them off.
I took them up.
And so at the last minute, Kylie's like, give them to me.
I was on the red car.
I was like, we're like in the.
cattle section where you're corralled
and she'd give me the glasses. I was like,
please don't talk them. She's like, and Kendall
and her were like bullying me. They're like, give us
the glasses. They were like, they were
she. I love them. But they were like, stop
hiding. And Pete does it. You can do it.
I know. And Pete's like, he's like
I'm, if no one can see, if no one can see my eyes, I can't see them.
I was like, that's how I feel.
Yeah. The same vibes.
Yeah, the same vibes.
That is a sound.
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go to shopify.com slash not skinny right now that's shopify dot com slash not skinny so filming the new show
yes i've heard from a lot of your family members that it's like different because you get to film alone
what's the experience been like for you i really like it i think it's not like i loved our old production
show and every i loved the production and i loved being with e i think it was such a moment for us and
I loved it. But it was also, I think everyone was just really comfortable. And I love that this is
something different and fresh. And having a different production team, I think maybe they get to
see us in a different way. And not that I don't ever blame anything on editing. Like we are who we are.
But I think sometimes just maybe people like, oh, wow, I didn't know that about you. I want to
know more of this about you. And I like that we get to show different sides of ourself. When we started keeping
up I was 22. I'm 37 now. And for Kim, when she started like so much has changed in all of our
lives. There's kids now. There's marriages come and go. Kim's in law school. Like there's so many
different changes and I think different facets to us that not we weren't able to showcase all
those things. I think everyone just knew one one version of us. I guess not that that isn't a real
version, but it's just not the only version of us. Right. And you were doing like weird shit sometimes like
alien hunting and which I actually love. I love alien hunting.
He's still alien hunt from time to time? I love all those. It's like me. Oh my God. Kendall just
sent me a link. I guess it's the first time Congress is going to talk about UFOs publicly.
Yeah. We were like, can we need to get on this. It was like an open to the public Skype and we're like,
we've got to get on this. But I'm sure you can arrange it. I had a job. So she's going to take
cliff notes for me. Okay. We're sick. Another thing we're saying, I feel like in life on social
media and from your vibe and also on the show a little bit.
The you and Kim seemed to be the new, I mean, she actually said it on my podcast.
She said that Chloe and me are the new Courtney and Chloe.
How do you feel about that?
Well, I love everyone.
And I do.
I just think we're all in different stages of our life.
And I think court is, you know, so in love.
And she's in that, like, honeymoon bubble.
And I love that.
And I want that for her so much.
That kind of grew you apart.
the fact that she was dating.
Not grew her and I apart.
I think just put her in a different headspace
that it was, I think, hard for her
to just even be who she is.
But never, like, we don't grow apart.
I think we're always, like, so obsessed with one another.
I think just sometimes we might take a couple steps back,
but just to let that other people figure their shit out,
but not because anything happened with us.
Right. And also her and Kravis are like so inseparable.
So inseparable. And I love that.
And like, we're also never jealous or envious.
of each other, like genuinely, yeah, we're not.
Like, we are, like, when we see each other, we see each other, we pick right back up.
We're not like, you didn't call, like, we might tease each other.
Like, you, I couldn't reach you for two weeks, but it's a joke.
We're not, like, holding on to it.
It could be two weeks, though, but not talking.
Sometimes, oh, my God, it's not not talking.
No, we'll see each other, but she might not answer a text message.
And I'll see her the next day.
And, like, we're like, hello, I'm texting.
She'll go, okay, I'll respond in a couple minutes.
And she still doesn't go.
And, like, I'm like, I need a fucking answer.
Yeah.
I just think we're at different stages.
So Kim and I are, I think we just hang out more right now.
But I love why Cort and I aren't hanging out.
It's for a good reason.
Are you ever like, stop making out?
I mean, your mom does it along the show.
It's hilarious.
My mom does.
But I feel like it would be something that you would do.
Or do you not?
No.
I'm more like, I'm just happy it's like still going.
Like I'm happy like the makeout still.
Because sometimes you like go really like hard and heavy.
And then it kind of like physical.
out. And no, they're like, they're still so sexual. Hot and heavy. Yeah. Hot and heavy.
They need to. Is there a foot fetish there? Looks like it. Right. Yeah. I mean, I'm not in the bedroom
with them, believe it or not. But I'm not like Mr. Deeds popping on up. But it looks like there's a
foot thing going on. Look like there's a foot situation. Do you feel, I mean, this is such an
obvious question, obviously. So many people want to know. And especially after, I think this,
this was a couple episodes ago where Corny told Kim the
she's kind of copying her type in a guy and alluding to Pete Davidson, are you going to go in
those footsteps and copy the type of guy vibe?
I don't know.
It doesn't seem like I would, but I never say never.
Never say never.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But are you open to like a front man of a band with tattoos?
It doesn't seem like it.
I don't think so.
Okay.
We're not optimistic about that.
Not to discriminate.
No, none.
But it's a.
I don't really think that's my vibe.
Yeah.
Yeah, but rock on.
Yeah, but rock on.
Yeah.
And your mom and you live like so close.
Yeah, there's literally, we took away the property line divider.
So it's like just one big open lot.
And did you move into your house too because we saw she did.
Oh, you also did.
Yes.
True and I are in there.
True and I are in there.
And how is that living so close to your mom?
Is it like, are there any downsides, any at all?
Yeah, well, so, okay, when I started building the house, I was with Tristan and we were building it and Tristan
and Corey get along well and it was just like we had different plans. And then, now that Tristan's not with
me, I'm like, okay, this is fine, but I think my mom, which is my mom's great, but I don't know,
there was a car leaving my house at like, I guess really early in the morning. And my mom,
she immediately calls me, she like, who's white Porsche is that? And I go, who's what white porch?
first of all, it turned out to be someone for her house, but they went up the wrong driveway.
I'm like, what are you doing? You're just spying out of your window? It's like, it was like six in the
morning or something so early, which were both up, but I was like, oh, it just made me think when I do
start dating, are you going to be fucking looking at the cars? Like, I just didn't think this far ahead.
I was like, and my mom's cool. So it won't bother me. I don't want anyone looking at whose cars
are coming and going. I was like, God, so that was the only red flag I've had so far.
So how many months has it been?
Since I've moved in?
Since, yeah, you girls have been so close.
I moved in like a couple days before Christmas.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So it's been a while.
It's been a while.
Yeah.
Okay.
So so far just the white poor story?
Just, I mean, she'll come over and like make herself a drink or like do things like that.
Like, oh, my God.
Because I'm probably the only human being up at her hour.
And she'll just like, she gets her hair colored at like 5 a.m.
I don't know why.
God bless Tracy who does her hair color.
And I'm working out in like,
all the colors processing, she'll just come into my gym and talk to me. And I'm like,
who told you I was in this room? Like, those are the things I just want to get to the bottom of.
Like, how did you know what room I was in? Like, what room with that? Like, she'll just come with,
like, this hair color on her hair and like, and I love it. I love having her chat with me.
Yeah. I just want to know how does she know exactly where I am? Like cameras. Is there a
meal? Why is she watching that? Yeah. Someone on the inside is doing that. But it seems so fun.
And especially we saw on the episode that Chris had her little.
house tour thing. Oh my God. And you know what killed me? The way you described her and you're her
her daughter is the way like I would describe her. Like a normie. Yeah. Oh my God. But you're not a normie.
Yes, I am. No, but you, the way you described you were like, it's wild and probably such a
compliment to her, but also just shows who Chris fucking Jenner is, the fact that you still see her
in that way. Yes. Of like so fabulous. Everything. I love the fantasy.
of Chris Jenner.
Like when people are like, why do you call their Chris Jen?
I'm like, I don't all the time.
But sometimes she deserves the title, the full name title because she's so
fabulous and Jaja and I just like, oh.
Like I love you all to death, but like where would I rather be invited?
Hello.
That house.
Same with a martini.
Yeah.
And a siggy.
Hello.
You know?
Fuck yes.
So I really, I think we all related to you saying that.
And then there's a lot of Scott this season and him being a little, as I say it,
you wouldn't maybe put like a little whiny about the corny situation.
Yeah.
And you're the closest with him, it seems like.
I think we all have our own relationships.
And he's definitely, I love him to death.
But I think I have probably the most either empathy or patience for people.
That doesn't mean that other people don't.
I just like, Kimberly is very like a no nonsense.
Girl, she's like, I don't have time for this.
But she still will be there for everyone.
I just think I have a little more patience than I deal with people,
just differently.
But yeah, I think he's definitely being whiny.
And I think it's interesting because there's a lot that happens.
But then, like, we, I don't know why even when we're together talking, sometimes, like,
I forget what's, I'm like, wait, but you did have a girlfriend.
Like, sometimes I'll forget to.
You get sucked into his kind of story.
Right.
And I sometimes regret, like, well, why didn't I say something?
Like, but Scott, like, you had like a two year long relationship and that just ended or
something like that. And I do get sucked into the story too. And so, but I'm like, no, I need to say things
more as well. Yeah. I think that Kendall put him the most in his place so far. Like where she was like
Courtney's my sister. She said it very like point blank. Like Courtney's my sister. If I had to choose
somebody to be there, it's Courtney and I you. And he still didn't really get it. Right. Has that affected like
your relationship with him though? Like the engagement of Travis. I don't think it's affected our relationship
with him. I definitely think, like, we had to say, okay, enough. Like, if we're going to hang out,
it can't always be, you can't always just talk about court. Like, we got to talk about other things.
So we definitely had to start just setting some boundaries there. Because at first, I think we all felt,
I don't know if it was bad or what, but we all wanted to, I think, talk him through. And then we were like,
okay, we did our part. Now let's, let's move on. Yeah. Kendall was, and she's not confrontational.
So for her to do that, I was actually proud of her.
Just for whatever she felt that she needed to say.
And I was like, okay, you go, Ken, because she's not like that.
Right.
We never saw.
I like seeing her in those moments.
I felt like, I mean, not that she probably doesn't feel good to get that angry,
but it was nice seeing that moment.
Yeah, she definitely doesn't, like she didn't like that she went there.
But I wish she saw how good it was and how it is good.
Because she's, I'm saying the only one that literally told him something that should be very
understandable on his end. She's my sister, her over you, like at the end of the day. Sorry,
not sorry. So even though you weren't the one to tell them straight up, you and the family
are known to give the best advice. You were even asked, you had like a, you had some interview
with all of you and someone that the host asked like who gives the best advice and everyone
pointed to you. Oh my gosh. It's scary. Is it? I don't know. Does everyone come to you for advice?
I think they do. But again, I think because.
because I love to listen.
I love for people.
Like I feel honored that people do come to me
and want to talk about either their problems
or the good things happening in their life.
So I like to listen and give people my attention.
There's a difference between just letting someone talk
and you're not really like hearing them
as opposed to like I'm genuinely listening.
And I'm going to have a response for you
and I'm just going to give you feedback.
And I don't know if it's bad or good.
But I just want people to know that I'm actually paying attention.
But I feel like it's so good, but the question is, do you take, do you feel like you take your own
advice? Like, when you're facing situations, do you like cocoa to cocoa, like give yourself
the kind of talks you give your sisters? No, I don't think, I don't think most people take their
own advice. I think it's so easy for us to give advice. I think a lot of people or to give our
opinions, even if they're unsolicited. But I don't think it's as easy for us to get, take our
own advice. And a lot of the times I know so much better than what I do. I just, it takes me a minute
to get there. A minute. So I was at the premiere, as you know, which I loved so fucking much.
And while we were watching the premiere was the first episode, everyone knows this moment. You're with Tristan.
You bring up like the first cheating situation. He was like, yeah, it's in a past. It's never,
you know, it's in the past, never going to happen again. And then I as an audience member heard somebody be like,
liar. And I just want to tell everyone that like no one knew it was you. Like everyone was quiet
and no one laughed because we thought it was so. So. But then articles came out that it was you.
And I was like, wait. It was Chloe. I would have like gotten up. I would have like and other people
would have too. So the whole thing I think. So sometimes I forget where I am. I think I'm like insane.
So I, you know, I'm sitting next to the twins are on one side of me. Kim and Pete, court and try. Like I'm with family.
And I'm like blacking out that I'm at a real public theater, I guess.
And, you know, the whole liar thing is from the Palm Springs.
Oh, we know.
Yeah.
So I was just like, imitate because I'm watching this episode.
And it's different than when you're either watching a rough cut or like, it's just so many months have gone by.
And I'm watching it.
I'm now, I'm now a viewer.
And I'm like, what the fuck is this bullshit that I'm listening to?
Look, I'm just like, oh.
And that was the first thing that came to mind.
but I also felt like, and this totally could have been me making it up,
was that everyone was, like, looking at me to see my reaction.
And I don't know if that's true or not, like, because I think everyone was uncomfortable.
Yeah.
I want to tell you a secret.
We're all uncomfortable when he's on the screen.
Oh, my God.
And I wanted to ask you how you feel about that because I know that so many people are protective
of you and now we're kind of angry at him, right?
And we're like, get away or like, or seeing that moment and feeling like it's a lie
because it did happen again.
So, but at the same time.
you have beautiful true together so how does it feel when you know that your supporters and so much
of the audience supports you so much that we kind of hate him well I don't want anyone to hate
anyone yeah and I do like I love and appreciate the support but I also never want like
it's sad because like there's so many good sides to him as well but no one gets to see those
because they're all overshadowed by like the personal stuff that's going on between him
and I. And then I feel like, yeah, but there's also a lot of other people in the world that have
been through probably similar situations. I doubt I'm the only human being. I hope not.
Well, I don't want anyone to go through that. But I also just think that, you know, people do make
mistakes. And I don't, you know, he's still a good person. He's not a good partner with me.
And I, you know, I want everyone to still have like a fair shot at just being happy and having a good
life. So I don't ever encourage anyone to just like jump on that bandwagon, but I also think people
can have their own feelings and do what they want. But he's always going to be in my life because
of True. And he's a great dad. And, you know, that's really all I need to focus on is just his
relationship with True. Is he still trying to get you back or did he get the message? I don't know
if the message is really there. But, you know, I, I just appreciate that we get along really well.
So you get along now, like your, your unspeaking terms and everything. Yeah. I mean, we talk because
it's true. She has a routine and we, like, FaceTime him every. Well, she facetimes him every night.
And it's just very, like, cordial. There's just not drama. Like, to me, the facts are the facts.
What are we continuously fighting about? Yeah. What is there to talk about? Yeah. Everything is, I
know everything. I don't need to know everything, but I know the facts. And that's enough for me.
And like, that's it. How much are we going to see of like what went down this season?
Well, bizarrely, Kim, every time this happens, which is so sad that it's happened multiple times,
but somehow they're always like cameras are with them. Kim was filming at like 6 a.m. a workout because
I think her and Kanye were doing something with the kids. So randomly they were filming. And Kim was in the gym.
and she in real time found out the information I found out through Kim.
Oh, wow.
She had to tell you.
Yeah, a sister always tells me.
I found out every time through a sister.
Really?
Yeah.
And I find out with the rest of the world, which is like the most offensive part.
I mean, all of it is fucked up, but I just like, can there be like a little respect?
Could you have let me know before I find out on Daily Mail?
That would be nice.
Yeah.
And you deserve to be loyal to, you know what I mean?
I think everyone does.
That's what I was going to say.
Everyone does, but especially you, you've been such an amazing partner to the men in
your life, to Lamar, who's like still obsessed with you on Celebrity Big Brother.
I was going to watch just, I was going to watch the show just for those moments of him going
on about you.
How did that make you feel that Lamar was on Big Brother and talking about you?
Well, I want everyone to be successful and do what they want to do.
Like, I'm happy for Lamar.
He looks like he's in a really good place.
I mean, the last time I've seen him in person, he was just recovering from his overdose.
And so he wasn't so, I don't know if the words advanced, but like he wasn't so far along in his recovery.
And so to see him be so great, like, I'm happy for him and I'm rooting for him.
I think it's so sweet that he says such nice things about me.
And not to be, like, arrogant, but there, I wouldn't expect.
him not to say anything nice about me because like we like I don't know I've just always been like
we've been cool with one another so there's I don't expect anything negative but sometimes people
jump on that bandwagon just for attention and I'm proud that he's not doing that yeah but um yeah
we don't speak like personally but I'm happy but you told the world how amazing you are and you
really are thank you do you feel that though like do you feel the love like that I'm telling you
about that everyone loves you so much. And you're like, you're like, oh, Chloe, they're like,
oh, Chloe's my fate. Do you feel that? Do you know that? I don't know. Like, I don't know if that's
what people say to everyone. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Thank you. I love it.
Like, I love, I do, like, I have social anxiety, but I love people. It's a weird thing. Like, I get really
honored and I feel really, like, blessed that people support us and do like us. And if people say that,
or if people think I give good advice, all these things.
Like, I feel like that's such an honor and, like, a blessing that people see that
and appreciate that side.
But I just don't know sometimes if that's just what people say to everyone.
No, it's not.
There's one thing that is unrelatable about you.
Okay.
What?
That you work out so fucking much.
And you're, like, legit, a brick stone right now.
I don't do.
What's happening?
What's the routine?
But I don't do two a days all the time.
Oh, you don't do two days all the time?
No, we do two a days if we're, like, wanting to get ready for.
for something.
But like, and that's like, that's such a commitment.
And we cannot typically be filming because it's like, that's a full time job to do two a days.
I love how it became a thing, two a days.
Oh my God, two a days.
I love it.
And then Kim and I are like competitive.
So we'll do it.
We're like, okay, this month, let's do two days.
And it lasts for like a week and then we don't do it again.
But do you think, okay, so we've seen everyone that's seen the show since the beginning
of it.
Like you had issues with your body a little bit, felt different than your sisters.
Where are you at with your body today?
Well, I love working out. I do. But it's my form of therapy and I feel mentally so much better when I do. And I do notice that I might get a little more down or reclusive if I don't work out. It's strange. So I think it's just really healthy for me. I don't, it's not about the number on the scale. I feel really secure in that part. Like I've gotten rid of my scale issues or like food issues. I literally will, I eat like anything off a kid's menu. I don't. Everyone, she's drinking a motherphing thing.
Coca-Cola. Okay. That's a salmon right there to drink a Coca-Cola.
Now that I'm in a good place. Yeah. Like, I drink a shit ton of water. I can have a fucking
Coca-Cola. I love it. And I just think there's balance. And I'm not going to live my life where I'm starving all
the time where I can't have the cake. And so, but I'm going to work out hard so I could have
the things that I want to have. Yeah. I do not eat well. Like I eat, you would be mortified. You're not like a
court. No, it eats better than I do. No.
Oh, really? Wait, so the Oreos in the jar, you eat that shit? Yeah. Really? Not all the time. Okay. But yeah, I love sweets. I love carbs, pizza, pasta. And, like, have to, yeah, so it's like the balance of working out. For me, it's not, I don't, it's not a challenge for me to work out. I love it. I, like, that's my safe haven. It's a struggle for me to, like, diet. Right. And that, but I know, like, everyone has a thing. Some people are more disciplined with food and not in the gym.
I'm a gym rat and I just...
You're a beast at the gym.
That's such a compliment.
Really?
You really are.
It's wild how...
I get muscle definition is like all I aspire to have.
Really?
Like having cuts on my, like my arms.
I'm like, do you know how many years it's taken me to get muscle definition of my arms?
And I love it.
You love it.
Well, you've worked freaking hard.
Do you ever take off like vacations?
Are you annoying and go to the hotel gym or something?
Sometimes.
Okay.
Sometimes I am annoying.
And do that. But other times I'll take off. Like, it just depends on the vibe.
On the vibe. Yeah. Because you just posted a little while ago, you were like, I haven't been in the
gym in like a week or two, maybe. And you were like, uh, I was freaking out. Yeah. Yeah. She needs it for
her soul people. I do. Okay. So we know, we talked about the social media thing, how people can
come a little hard on you. Do you ever feel like why you? Do you ever feel like more than the other
sisters? People come for you. Are you an easy target? Because you're so nice.
I don't know. And I, we've all, like, we've all asked each other that my sisters and I and my brother will all say, like, I just don't get it. Like some, not that people can't, but it's not equal. And I don't want my sisters to experience what. So you do feel like you get the wrath. Oh my gosh. Really? Yes. I get it so much more than the rest, which is fine. I will take it. And I do think I can take it. But I don't know the rhyme or reason. Sometimes I think, is it because I'm.
just so open and like I have no filter. I'll tell people anything and maybe they feel so invested
that like they can. I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out right now. I don't know. I also,
I mean, that was my question to you was because I can't figure it out. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah. Like I can't figure out how on one side I told you people love you so much and you're so funny
and you're the most relatable. I'm very relatable. We have a Coca-Cola. We talked about
before we started that she doesn't have a PJ.
No.
Hashtag relatable.
Hello.
Doesn't have a private plane.
Don't have a private plane.
What else is something that your sisters have that you don't?
Because you call yourself what?
Coco with a coupon.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
The couponing cocoa.
I'm like, hello.
I'm not going to play with that.
Yeah.
What else?
I'm just,
are you less bougie than them?
No, I love being bougie.
Okay.
So you are as bougie.
I think I'm as boogey.
I hope so.
I aspire to be.
You have to have like a Chloe air to be.
Hello.
I want to be bougie, but like my goal is to be Chris Jenner one day.
Yeah.
Like the diamonds, the martini.
Like I need it.
Even though I don't like martinis, I'll figure it out.
I don't like them either, but for the photo.
Yeah.
You know, for the photo and for the vibe.
Yeah, I need it.
I don't smoke cigarettes, but I will hold one and let it up just for the vibe.
Just for the vibe.
Okay.
So speaking of the social media stuff that we were talking about, because I know about myself,
right?
If somebody calls me ugly, like, don't care, right?
if somebody calls me something else like it could penetrate my soul right there are certain things
that people could tell you that offend you or stuff you really don't give a fuck about so i was
wondering with you what's the one thing you see people say that you're like i literally say that all day
don't care and what's one thing that you see that and that could really like get to you well did
you used to bother me when people were like i've had like 12 face transplants i'm like oh my god i have
i was like that's crazy yeah but like it didn't bother me like it affected
me, I was like, why do people think? I just couldn't figure out why people thought that.
Yeah. I've had one nose job. Right. That I love. Yeah. I want everyone to know. It looks so good.
But thank you. And I love it. Like I would, don't care to lie about it, nothing. But the transplant thing, I was like, but I just want to understand why. I don't know. So sometimes like that gets like crazy and people are just like convinced. I don't even know you could do a face transplant, but that sounds amazing later in life. Yeah. But now I'm good. But it doesn't bother me. That's just more one than I'm like, huh, where did we get this?
Yeah.
But okay.
But I don't know what gets under my skin.
I just think constantly just the comparisons,
either with,
they want to say like the old me versus what I look like now.
I don't know if it's that.
I mean,
or even just comparing me to my sisters all the time.
Right.
It's like, you guys, this is what we look like.
Yeah.
So I feel like you should know by now, like enough.
Like, oh my God, I hear it all the time.
Yeah.
Or like the OJ's my dad.
Like, oh, that's so old.
But that's my point.
Yeah.
But boom,
you guys have come up with a new thing.
I get it.
Find me a new dad.
Right.
Get me a new,
like the whole thing.
Let's start a new narrative.
And we were talking before.
I was asking you if we could get you hooked up with like a front singer of a rock band.
Are you dating right now?
No.
I'm not dating.
Are you open to it?
I mean,
I don't want to say no.
I'm not in that headspace.
But I feel like if I meet someone.
Like organically.
Yeah.
Not apps.
No.
I'm not on any apps.
And not that I'm like against it.
I just can't see myself doing that.
Yeah, I'm so much of a people, like I like energy.
I feel like any photo I see, I'm just going to be like, oh, is this what we're doing?
Like, I just think I'm going to be super judgy.
Yeah.
That's.
So it needs to happen like organically if it happens.
But are you open to it in your.
I'm not like I'm not, I don't feel lonely.
I don't want to date right.
I feel like I'm so busy with work.
I'm so.
obsessed with my girl. Yeah. Like, I love being a mom. So I just am like just busy, but I'm happy. Yeah. I don't feel
lonely. You don't need no man. I don't right now. Are any hot guys sliding into your DMs?
So I don't, I've never responded to a DM that I don't know the person ever. But have you seen anything?
So we've looked, but all of our DMs are out of order now. So like, they're from like 300 weeks ago. I'm like,
what is this going to do for me if I did want to respond to one? Yeah.
Like Instagram, we need to adjust that.
Yeah, Instagram needs to go with the Algo.
Yeah.
But no, and nothing has, from what I've seen, nothing has been excited.
Like, no, like, Brad Pitt moments.
Oh, no.
God.
Who is your, like, celebrity crush or, like, the dream?
I don't even know.
It was on your wall as a kid.
Oh, Leo.
Like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Romeo and Juliet.
Yeah.
Leo.
Titanic.
Leo.
Okay, I had to ask you this because obviously we're all freaking dying.
Maybe we could get you a drink so you could tell it's Kylie's baby name.
Oh, my God.
Or let's get Caitlin in here.
Let's get Caitlin Jenner in here.
That's going to be your next interview.
That will be.
So you suggested the name Wolf, right?
Okay, wait.
So she likes to give little blips.
Yeah.
She said she wanted a list of names.
Like, could I help her?
And I gave a list of names.
And I don't know if she said only W names.
I'm trying to think.
think. I think so. But there was a lot of W names. I know. And so Wolf was, I like the name
Wolf, by the way. I know people were not happy with it. I thought, well, who wasn't? Who knows?
The whole internet, but love, love to hate them. I love them. But I'm not offended that she doesn't
like wolf anymore. Okay. I was going to ask you if you were offended. No. You took my question.
No, because I do now when they're like, I love how she says stormy. So now all I hear is wolfie. Like, but I sort of
Love that. When are we going to find out? Can you tell us anything? Is it going to be on the show? Is it... I don't know.
You don't know. I mean, I didn't know she was going to even post what she posted. So...
Yeah. Just a little, you know... Yeah. By the way, stop saying Wolfie.
By the way, I don't know why the media is saying this. It's so crazy. Okay. We're going to do some rapid questions.
Okay. Okay. Coffee order. Still a corte deito. Oh, my God. A quartadito. Those literally are addicted.
No. Have you ever had one? No, but that episode...
I love, like that episode, I think, peed my pan.
Oh, my God, the person on the streets that I'm, like, you know what I'm talking about?
Yes, I know.
Remember that whole episode?
Like, why?
Just stop talking.
I'm like, Chloe.
I cringe every time.
Need to watch the episode again.
So what, what's your coffee ordered today?
So I do like my coffee at home.
And I just like a cup of coffee with French vanilla creamer.
Mmm.
Like what coffee meat?
Yeah.
Really?
almond milk, French vanilla cream.
Like that's my jam.
Yeah. And like I take it to hotels. Like if I'm like when I went to New York, it's in my little
thermos bag. I'm a real auntie. But like regular coffee, like drip? Yeah, just like regular
coffee. But if I'm at a Starbucks, I have a whole order. What's the order? It's a venty seven pump
no water chai latte. Seven pump what? Chai latte. Oh my God, Chloe. Do you know how much sugar that has?
That's why I don't go there all the time. Oh my God. Seven pumps. Okay. Seven pump chylates. She's wild, you guys.
Fucking wild.
Favorite workout playlist song.
I mean, I'm into Dula Lippa right now.
Really?
I don't know.
She's just so dancing.
Yeah, she is dancing.
And I love it.
Go to snack.
I'm a grazer.
I love to graze.
Go to snack.
I just, I always have cut fruits in my fridge, but I love like hummus and wheat bins.
Last DM you sent.
Probably one of my sisters.
Really?
Yeah.
Boy.
Speaking of the of the snack, what do you think about Kendall's cutting a cucumber?
Oh my God.
she's like not happy about that. I know. I saw. What you see? She said something. I could tell by her
retweet that she wrote tragic that she's being sarcastic and that means that she's kind of upset about it.
I feel so. I'm like, Kendall, God is fair. You're the most beautiful human being in the world.
You have wild looking toes. God bless. And you can't cut a fucking cucumber. The world is good.
Because she's like, how can you be this fucking perfect? She is the perfect life, this perfect dog.
She's a gazelle of a human being.
Yeah.
She walks the runway.
She's like all these amazing things.
You can't cut a fucking cucumber.
Like you're like, oh, cry me a river.
Please come over and stay with me for one week.
Let's see.
She'll really cry herself a river.
Oh my God.
I love that.
Oh, my God.
But I'm going to teach her.
The best sister.
I'm going to teach her how to cut a cucumber.
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
First of all, yeah.
Well, I just was confused where, like, why it was positioned this way.
But we don't know.
We don't know.
We don't know.
I love her. She's so perfect. What's your favorite restaurant in LA? I think Nobu. Yeah. Malibu.
TV in bed? Fuck yes. Do you read all of your emails or do you have a million unread?
No. The most I have unread right now because I've been glaming and then coming here. But I do not like to have more than five emails in red.
Really? And the five that are unread, it's because I have to like, it's like I have to edit an episode. They're
things I have to do, so they're unread, so I'll know to do it. Oh, amazing. You're like me.
Okay. What picture is on your lock screen? Well, Avi, it's maybe true. I could guess.
There we are. Oh, you look alike in this pick. Oh, my gosh. I never get to look like her.
I know. Maybe because we both have braids. Yeah, maybe. Oh, my gosh. But also I need to tell people that
you have this thing and it's like tipping. She has a false. I need to get another one.
Everyone pounds me for it. And I love it. I'm like, you guys, I told you, I'm an auntie. I'm an
old fucking lady with my old stuff.
This is so auntie.
I love it.
What do you have?
Like not,
I got rid of it when it stopped being cool.
Stop, but then I'm like this is how I hold my phone.
No, it makes sense.
And with the nails.
But you need a new one.
I know.
It's all chips.
I got it.
I got it.
Very.
No PJ Popsocket.
Chipped pop socket.
Okay.
Hello.
Last concert you went to.
Jasmine Sullivan.
Hmm.
I love her.
Do you know Jasmine?
No, I'm not cool at all.
No, she's more, well, she won a Grammy recently. Love, Love for her.
Look into her. Smoke a joint or eat an edible?
I'm not a weed girl, but I do smoke a pen to go to sleep because I'm not a good.
CBD or weed? I think, I don't know. Oh. My brother gives it to me, so God only knows.
Whatever's in there. She's smoking it. But I go to sleep. But I'm not a big weed person.
I'll tell you why, because you like to like.
be up and have fun and not like to be down like the reason why I go to sleep because I'm
feeling like I'm like okay you have to breathe in like I'm talking to myself about breathing I'm
like this is too much put yourself to sleep and that's literally what happens I'm sure it's weed
she's this doesn't sound like CBD coco is fucking us and I love you so much wait do you do that too
you have to think to breathe like no oh but watching but no but I I get in my head like that too
yes the way you do like what what I like I watch friends to go to sleep
I'm like, what is happening?
I'm like, this is too, I'm too stupid to watch this right now.
So I just go to back.
Coco, we love you so much.
I love you.
I'm so happy you came to do my podcast.
I'm honored you came to do my podcast.
I'm honored that you came here just for me.
Yeah, just for you.
Just for me.
Excuse me.
Tell A just for you.
Thank you.
Of course.
Oh my gosh.
I'm so honored.
You had come to the moon for you.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, cue everyone being like,
Sucking Chloe's dick right here.
But it's true and I love you.
And thank you for coming on.
It's an honor.
And I love you.
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