Not Skinny But Not Fat - Skinny As A Needle: Britney Is Spinning

Episode Date: July 2, 2019

Our beloved Brit Brit keeps spinning and shocking us with her bizarre insta posts, most recently in Miami- and we’re beyond worried!   VPR takes the MTV awards red carpet, Kourtney might realize Scott is the love of her life too late (according to KJ!?), and shit is (finally) hitting the fan on RHONY. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is Not Skinny but Not Fat and I'm your host, Amanda, here to bring you the latest in all pop culture news, celebrity gossip, anything happening right now in Hollywood that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is Not Skinny but Not Fat. Hi guys. Welcome to another week of the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. I'm here with my Cisterger Main Squeeze Louise. Ariel. Ariel. Who thought that everyone really missed her when she was gone for a few apps, but I told her that actually no one did. No one even asked me. No one was even like, where'd she go? Nobody was like, she's back. I mean, people enjoy the episode. See? Okay. That's because of me. Yeah. You're an addition.

I've never taken that away from you. Hi to everyone listening today. Thank you for tuning in every single Tuesday. One of my followers said something she's like, you need to say at the end of each episode, see you next Tuesday. Oh, that's James' line at Sir, now? See you next Tuesday. That's the point of real. That's the funny part of it.

So we'll think about it. But the end of the episode, we'll figure it out. I hope everyone had a lovely week this week. Did you? No, this week was really long for me, even though it was a short week. Oh, right, because we were two days. Because she came back from Miami.

She was there when the VPR people were there for, right after. Oh, they left already. They left already. And they had the great weather and I had the shitty weather. You and Britney Spears. Me and Britney Spears. And Caitlin Bristow and Jason Tartick.

But they went for an event for like a night. It wasn't anything else. But I can't believe you were there when Brittany was there and like skinny as a needle. I know. Wait. Brittany was there and like somehow it looked so sunny, all her pap pictures. And I'm like, where is she at? You're like, wait, she's talking about the Photoshop of her body.

I'm talking about the photoshopping of the sun. Of the sun. There was no. son where did it come from wait so this is a big you guys i mean we're gonna start it up with brittany first of all disclaimer my love of my life brittany like i don't know if i talk about her enough admiringly lily but i grew up obsessed with her no back tree boys for me as much no spice girls for me as much no ensing for me as much i was a brittany girl yeah and thus you know influenced my baby sister Ariel and I am like I love every choreography dance I know every song

like every video I mean every interview with her I'm obsessed I was obsessed with her I thought she was the best thing I thought her body was the best body I thought her her down to earthness the fact that she never was like a diva you know her Pepsi commercial I mean everything I remember one day I walked into your apartment it was like five years ago and I just came in and you had headphones

and you were like dancing and I didn't really understand like what choreography Amanda every day for a workout would put on Brittany's piece of me right I wish I don't start doing again

no it's the dream within a dream tour Dream Within a Dream Tour and start dancing it for a workout you would dance for an hour all her choreography Oh my god that's genius

I was really skinny then too that was your workout I remember you telling you like I do this every day I listen to the dream of a drink tour and I danced the choreography No of course I remember that I didn't like I knew I did that I forgot first thing I did every day and I forgot how hot I was

When I was doing that so do you think I could do it in this apartment I feel like I really couldn't the floors would break Yeah New York City apartments ladies and gents I mean the floors you know They're not stable in Israel the floors That was in Israel. Yeah.

And the floors are like marble. Yeah, they're made out of like concrete. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, obsessed with Brittany, like Ariel said, no all of her, choreography, everything. Actually, for my 30th birthday, Ariel, bought us tickets to go see her at Radio City. I think I've talked about this before. And we came expecting to see this, Brittany, obviously.

No one was expecting to see, like, slate for you, Brittany. And we had fun and we dance. And, like, we don't care that it was. her lip syncing and we don't care but we do care that it looks like she is spinning right now yeah and amid all the free brittany hashtag free brittany which like i don't get as much into that as like what is going on with her now and what are these videos that are like weirdly that are weird from the the script from what she's saying in the video to what she's wearing in the video to like why is that even a video to pose like that's her style what she's wearing

is her, like, belly shirt, 1991, like, style. And, like, low, low pants. And, low, low, pants. And, like, that's, that's her style. So, put that aside. But, like, what she's wearing, what she's saying is, like, the concern here. When I'm actually skinny as a needle. And, like, you're not, sorry, but, like, you're not skinny as a needle.

You're fit a FID, A, FIP, fam. You shouldn't be skinny as a needle. No, it's like, it's as if I will be, like, in a video, like, look at me. skinned in the needle. It's just like, no, you're not. A, which is like body dysmorphia, but it's like the good kind. Like you're like, I know. She's so skinny. I mean, she looks great. She obviously works out a ton and like I put this up and I feel like those body issues and just a quick brief rundown. She was in Miami with her boy, Sam, whatever the shed, meathead and legit. And they had paparazzi photos come out, which I didn't even think about her body, but I guess she did.

thought that they looked photoshopped to the worst like that like remember the episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and that picture of Kim's ass that she was in a song right and she was like that's not what it looks like and sort of it did look exaggerated

so it could be the paparazzi mess with photos just to get more like more attention about it yeah and more buzz and when we showed this video to my mom where Brittany was talking about the fact that paparazzi are you know changing these photos for whatever my mom was like well she has

the point. So it's not like what she's saying is completely crazy. It was just kind of crazy to see her spin about it. And also just the way that she presents things, like I said, if she would be like, everyone, like, is this normal? Like, I don't look like this. Like, that's fine. But they're obviously changing the photos. Like, this is me now. Like, like, fuck the paparazzi. We'd be like, yeah, Brett. But this was like, I have a question. When you see, this is a conspiracy C theory, I'd like to check. And also, I am skinny as a needle. You know, obviously it's like

a weird presentation of the things. And she went on with it. She kept on posting things about you know, she took down a video though, I think. No, it was a story. That's why you can't find it. Yeah, the Skinny as a needle was a story and I have it forever because I reposted it.

No, but there was a video of like, this is me today. Do you see something different? She posted that video. I don't know if she's standing in the hotel room. I don't think she has that. I mean, she did do a paid partnership with the Satai Hotel, which was like weird. It's like, are you a VPR cast member? Like, why are you doing partnerships with hotels? It's like very bacheloretti.

It's not Britney Spears. True, true. I mean, if we go back to pre-2007, then it's like there's that Britney. We haven't had that Britney since. So it's not like this is new that she's being weird. But it's just like for a while, it's like, oh, she's doing well. She's in Vegas. She's doing her show.

Like she's performing, like, blah, blah, blah. And then these Instagram videos that are weird. And then the closet organizing video, which I imitated. Yeah. Oh, my God. Your imitation was a life. Ariel was on the floor. And, like, I'm like, wow, she really thinks about it?

Like, I didn't think it was that funny. But then you felt bad. And then I was like, you know, like, it's funny. You're not, you didn't mean it in a bad way. I didn't really get any bad. Yeah. It's just it was, you felt bad because she was being weird and you were imitating her being weird.

But, like, at the same time, it was like, a humorous thing. It was so funny. I was on the floor, dying with the walk. Just like you turning around and walking into like an empty closet. Yeah. No, it was, yeah. I mean, it was just like, I came home and look what happened to my closet. And then just that's a weird video. Again, instead of being like, closet organization, hashtag, tag whoever did it for you, whatever. But it wasn't, she wasn't even tagging. It wasn't even to promote anybody. But I'm saying usually when celebrities put up their closets and that. They tag the person that did that. But her housekeeper did it and in the closet you just see which a lot of people talked about and judged

plastic hangers which is weird she should have hangers made of diamonds and or at least I don't have plastic hangers I have those like oh people were judging that the plastic hangers and they were judging the clothes in there that all looked like from the 70s yeah they the clothes yeah but I can't believe target I'm pretty sure she shops at marshals I feel like she's really like down to her and we all noticed she doesn't have an iPhone X even she has like an iPhone 6 I don't know what that was doesn't even exist anymore it's just like and that gives way to the free brittany no but that the fact this goes along with what people are saying that she doesn't control her money not that she's down to earth and has an iphone six so like she doesn't have the money to spend on her own

stuff but i mean the thing is it's weird because you you look at the instagram videos and you think it's kind of freaky and you see the way she dances and you don't know what's going on you wonder till today. What is it? Is it drugs? Is it drugs then that affected her brain now? Is it a cocktail of medications now that are affecting her mood? Is it that she stopped taking mood stabilizers and is acting weird? Like,

no one fucking knows. And like this whole conservatorship thing, which like I just read an article yesterday. Well, Sam Lifty, the guy that, you know, another... He was her manager, no? So he said he was her manager. He was never officially her manager.

They just like were together sort of and he pretended and put out to the world that he was like professionally her manager and he was never. But I think he impacted a lot of her decisions and was like sort of controlling her. But so they got a restraining order against him for five

years which I guess is a good thing but in the testimony her dad testified and basically said that him and Brittany's relationship was always strained which I thought she was super close with her dad. So how does he

he how does he have control over our money because the courts gave it to him because then when she had the mental breakdown they were like the whole reason she let that happen then is because that was the only way she could keep her kids her kids so again like we know that happened for sure now but she was unstable like she then she had a mental breakdown yeah and like i don't know if now she's stable i don't know we don't know right but obviously if the situation of her conservatorship is not good for her and is like an imprisonment for her and we don't know what that's like

if she has no access to her. Like the thing is like then we don't have enough information and that's why there can be these conspiracies like free Britney hashtag whatever hash, you know, about her Instagram that she doesn't put up our own videos but she also put up a thing about it.

Yeah, but she said like I do put up my own videos. Yeah. Which I believe because she puts up like her videos of her like doing catwalk or something. Like I believe that's what she would like to do. I mean, which is weird because, like, old Brittany, you know, it's just like, what is this? My thing is just like, how can one personality change so much? Yeah.

Like, we saw, we used to watch her show, her, like, documentary show with Kevin, and she used to be, and even with Justin when they would show. And she used to be this, like, the cutest little Southern girl. And I just feel like her personality is just not at all what it was when she was younger. Yeah. Which is so weird to me. And I, and it has to be probably. like drugs and yeah but that's what you wonder it's is it is it drugs for many years that fucked up her brain is it you know medicate prescription medication is it we don't know

the fucking deal yeah so there's been a lot of brittany this week and skinny as a needle is a new freaking skinny as a needle look at me now i'm skinny as a needle it's just like it sounds, you know, I'm sorry, I'm looking haggard right now. Oh, my God. That whole, it sounds like a script, like, they're holding like a teleprompter in front of her. And she's like, I'm, I look haggard. I mean, it's just pretty freaking crazy. And I really hope she is well.

I don't know if we'll ever get back like old Brittany, but at least knowing that she's like healthy and happy. I mean, and also I told Ariel about the tiny furniture thing. Which she's obsessed with tiny furniture. Which is a weird fetish. But, like, yeah, but some people are, like, obsessed with weird things. I don't take that as, like, a weird thing. Yeah, like, she can, like...

I mean, if it was Auburn and she was like, I don't know, yeah, I'm, like, obsessed with tiny furniture, then you would be like, okay. But now it just everything is kind of. And, and her boyfriend, like, I don't get what's going on there, really. But they've been dating for a long time. Now you're, like, judging every little thing about him. I am. No, but her boyfriend, I think, is a good influence on her,

and they've been dating for a long time. And he's probably the best person that she's dated, considering Kevin and Sam and, like, her 48-hour marriage, I don't know. Yeah, true. Okay, you guys, well, obviously we wish Britney Spears to be healthy and happy and to, like, just give us some, like, hope that she's on that way and that she's, you know, and I really want everyone to know that me posting things about her or, you know, that video when I was doing the closet thing is, I love her and I'm just being funny.

Let's take a quick break And we'll be right back Welcome back, you know, now that we, you know, talked about our queen, queen of pop, Brittany. We can move on to my other queens. Who are your other queens? Oh, I don't know.

It could either be. the Kardashian queens or it could be Vanderbump for all queens. Who do you prefer to start with? Kardashian. Okay. jealous. Stop! Enough! Enough!

That's it, we're done. There's a lot this week in the Kurdash fam. Yeah. I mean, they, I mean, it's, they just keep everything really, really interesting. So, um, uh, keeping up,

there was a new episode tonight, but last week's episode episode was, I think the most interesting thing about it was the Sophia Scott and Courtney vacationing together and the whole Kardashian family was weirded out by it. Yeah, didn't Chris say like she's going to realize too late that like Scott is the one for her? Yeah, and I love that. This is the first time I felt anything was real on the show, I swear. Did you feel that was real? Yeah, I felt that that was so real. Like it just came out for Chris and usually they probably don't say shit like that because imagine Scott is part of the show. He's going to watch it, blah, blah, blah.

but basically, which is also weird, like they didn't know that Courtney was going away, all of a sudden they saw pictures. It's like they're super close. No, they know. They knew. So they were like they probably had to pretend for the show. So they were looking at these pictures.

Well, Scott put up a picture when they all went together to Mexico of him, Sophia, and Courtney and he wrote three his company, which I remember that. I remember. And Chris was judging it and was like, what the holy fuck? Which is funny because she's like super open-minded, but she was still like, I don't get it.

And she was like, what is Courtney doing? Like she's going to, like you said, so Chris said, someone's going to get hurt. And Courtney can barely make a decision about like what toilet paper to buy. So she insinuating that she's never made a decision about Scott and that she'll realize too late that he's a love of her life. I really feel like he is. I actually just got chills all over my body. Because like I really do feel like they're meant to be.

Yeah. Like to me it's still weird. Even after three years or however long it's. that he's with Sophia Ritchie. Like, that doesn't click for me. But they're doing good. They're doing well, but I don't see it. Like, I, like, we used to watch Kardashians and Scott and Courtney were like, soulmates.

But you don't know how much he heard her and, like, and, like, why it had to come to, like, an end, but maybe a few years. I mean, they have three beautiful children together. Like, they get along. They have chemistry. You're sort of, like, it doesn't make sense to not be together. He's a great baby daddy. He is, I mean, it looks like he's doing a lot better.

but he also looks like he's doing a lot better with Sophia. Right. Even though I know it's weird, she's literally 19. She's 20 years old. Like Chris said to Courtney, like, and Sophia is just like cool with it. And Courtney's like, yeah, like she doesn't, she's drama-free. How could she be cool with it? Literally never.

Also, if it's Courtney Kardashian. Wasn't there like a scene in Bali where like Scott was in bed, like almost arm around Courtney? And if I saw that as a girlfriend. Yeah, but maybe that's why he gets along with her so well, because she's like literally is like drama free and Courtney was like

not drama free yeah well Courtney couldn't be they have kids together it's a different situation yeah I mean I like that Chris said that because it was like I said real and also we're all thinking it

and I think most people hope they get back together yeah there was also some weirdness this week with just the exaggerated Stasi baby on Instagram, which a lot of my followers tell me

I look like her, which is just like, everyone decide. Am I, Irina Shake? Which is your number one wannabe. Babe. Of course, of course. I feel like you're a mixture of Irene and Hillary Def. Could you take that? Yeah, the thing is, like, when people used to tell me Hillary Def

back in the day, I didn't like it because at the time, like, she was on Lizzie McGuire, and I sort of felt like, I don't know. I was like, in high school, and I was like, no, I don't. Today I'm like, okay, I kind of see the resemblance. I see, and if you look at pictures of us as, like, 12-year-olds, like, we're really, like, similar. Yeah.

With Irene a shake, I literally don't see it, but I'm shooketh at how many people do, and I'm just shooketh. I'm like, wait, am I a supermodel and I don't know? Like, what I'm supposed to do? Should I, like, go to Victoria's Secret? Like, like, I'm like, what am I? Like, am your little, like, five foot poor self goes to Victor's? No, I'm just saying, like, you know I'm a confident person,

but do I think I look like a Victoria's Secret? Like, I think she's the most beautiful woman in the, world. So I obviously could never think that I look anything like her. Bradley. Bradley. I'm in the mountains. You break up with this. You break up with this. You fool. She's so fucking beautiful and hot and sexy. And thank you guys for thinking that little old me even slightly resent. It feels like people playing jokes on me. They're like, no, I thought it was you. And I'm like, you thought it was me. Like on the Cadwag in Versace. I did not think it was me.

I can't. What were we going to say? I was going to say you have features that like. Yeah, my lips, maybe. Yeah, yeah. Maybe if I was 510 and like a model, then right. I don't see it. No, I think you have features with like the light eyes and the lips and like the tiny nose.

So I think you have features. But as a whole like your face shape, I don't think is a her. face shape, you know? I get so many things. I get like Billy Elish all of a sudden. No, no, no. And then I get like I think a mixture of Irina and Hillary. That's where we're at. If they had a baby.

If they had a baby. Anyway, so Stasi Baby, who I also get, her name is Anastasia something. I don't know and I don't care if I know her full name. Anastia at Cardas, Kourikusko, or something. Like something very long. So she was just a normal girl once upon a time, Kylie Jenner's friend, you're running around in Beverly Hills with a normal sized bodies and butts and

boobs. And now she has the same exact butt as Kylie. And she also had a birthday. And Kylie, it just seemed like a major like in your face to Jordan because I've never seen this much birthday love. No, usually like you see a dinner or like something, but like it felt like a week long birthday. I don't think she's ever put up like a lot about her. Like all of a sudden it was like montages in stories but also in post she put up like 18 posts of her birthday i think she like she did a weird fucking handmade's tail party for her she did like a like a pool party like a bus party like for this stasi baby and they did like matching haircuts and matching butts and like i think that it was a outfit's true mashing outfits and i think it was literally all to be like

jordan bye beth But, like, no, it was crazy. It was legit over the top. It was over the top. Like, literally, Ariel will get, like, a story, like, happy birthday. Like, it was just so exaggerated. Yeah. And I, but I wonder if Stasi is still friends with Jordan.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know. Jordan was exiled. Exiled. Exiled. And, like, I'd love Kylie as a friend if she's about to throw me five different birthday parties. I mean, it's a bit much.

It's a lot, but, like, sure, I'll take it. Yeah. Ariel's open, Kylie. Come get her. Speaking of, like, you know, the Jordan drama, and obviously that happened with Tristan Thompson. This week, Chloe decided to share with us via story, her truth, Colin. Her truth was... Because something came out.

Yeah. There was, like, something came out about, like, Tristan's baby mama or something. And then Chloe felt the need to respond to that. Thanks, babe. sorry. Okay. No. Very good.

So she came out with my truth and she's basically said that she had, she, to her knowledge, Tristan was not with, her name is Oslo Jordan, actually, but not with Hawaii at the time that Chloe started dating him. I believe her. I believe her too. But, yeah, so that, she wrote that in her story because people were coming at her for, you know, being a hypocrite also and for dating Tristan when he was still with the baby mama. Right. Which you forget Tristan like has a kid before. Right. But also Lamar is like,

okay, Lamar wrote a book and like, I don't know if I'm going to read it, but like all the press he's doing for it is just like all he's saying is like that Chloe is a love of his life and he's like so obsessed with her and loves her so much. And think about how much she did for him. She didn't leave him when she found him in the brothel. She stood by him. She's amazing. Like, he can't hate her. He can't blame her for not wanting to be with him, but she still stood there.

He said he had sex with 3,000 women or something. What? Yeah. That's what he said? Yeah. What do you mean 3? Like, while was Chloe? I don't know.

I need to look into that. 3,000? But I think maybe Chloe said by him like that because she knew he was like sick. Do you know what I mean? And she loved him and she wanted to help him. And he literally is like, Chloe is the. reason I'm alive, Chloe is the best thing ever. And like, it's cute because I just saw this morning, she commented on one of his posts about his book to her, like, she did. Congrats, Lammy. Like,

she called him Lammy. I'm sure there's still, like, a little bit in contact. Yeah. I'm sure that they're still in contact. Yeah, I think he said that she texted him, like, congrats and everything. But the way he spoke about her, like, it just, he, I think he really loves her. And I know he was sick and he fucked up but like I think that that was like for her also the love of her life you think because she really loved Lamar she did really love Lamar and she loved Tristan but Tristan is like I don't like him yeah he's dumb no one likes him another thing well yesterday was North and P's birthday party Candyland I love that they do join birthday parties because like I guess they have them pretty close and it's like you don't want to do it for one kid and not for the other right and then you

don't want them to compare so I think it's really cute they do it together every single year. And this one seemed like more chilled out than like Kylie and Chloe's like like blow up dolls. Well, Kylie and Chloe are tacky. Yeah. Do you know what it is. Yeah. Like Courtney isn't tacky.

Right. Like we know I love her aesthetic. And Kim, I feel like maybe can be, but she can also like not be. Yeah. So this one was like kind of like candy land outside, not too much like. Yeah. Didn't look like overwhelming. Right.

It seemed like cute and too. childish. Yeah. Well, it was just like in this last episode of keeping up, I was talking about like Kim's nails, how like I like when they're short. I love. I always notice that. They're always short and they're always not like too tacky. Yeah, I love that. I hate Chloe's nails. Which is so weird because I feel like Kim can be so extra. Yeah. And like, you see her nails. And they're so not. But it's true. I had someone say to me this week, someone really rich. So I was like, what are you talking about? But I was complaining about my gel nail polish. And she was like, I don't get a manicure. I only get pedicures, and I was like, why?

And she was like, hands are for working. And mind you, this woman does not work today in her life, but, and neither does came really, but it could be that that's the reason. Like, you need your hands to do shit. You have kids. You have poop. You have shit. Like, it's true in that sense.

Like, keep your nails short. Like, you can live your life with these, like, long secretary nails or whatever the fuck. It's like a dream when you're little to, like, be a cashier and, like, touch buttons and, like, have a nails. I remember that. You know what I mean? Like, by the way, like, my dream was to be a cashier, and then I did it in high school. And I was like, click, click, click, click, click.

And, like, it is fun. It is fun. It is fun. You feel like kind of cool doing it. I stole so much shit. Oh, my God. I remember you had a face. Yeah.

I was so, like, insulting. I was like, from being a cashier, you can't do anything. You got fired. He got fired. What was it good, DJ drugs? DJ drugs. They let me work behind the pharmacy. I was giving, like, medications to people.

Were you really? Oh, my God, that's hilarious. And, like, this worker Abu was, like, in love with me. It was like, no, abo. There was another worker that was in love with you. Oh, the weird. The long hair. The crazy hair? Yeah, Jason.

Oh, my God. Jason. Jason. You remember him? Yeah, because I... It's weird. I know. I used to see him all the time.

Ew. That was so gross. It was. And then I got hit by a car leaving there one time. I remember, yeah. But you guys, it was hit by a car in slow motion, legit. It was like, I'm trying to cross the street in, like, suburban, in a suburban area. And just picture this in your head.

Like, I'm walking, looking at the old lady in the car. She's looking at me. We make the eye contact where I'm like, I'm going to go, and you're going to stop. And she's, like, in her eyes, like, okay. And then she's just like, poop. Like, hit me. I remember. And I plopped on the hood.

And I plop down. It made you, like, fall? Fall? Like I touched the roof of the hood of the car And then the ambulance came And I think it's a protocol for you to like get in the stretcher Yeah And I was like held to the mother fucking no

So I like went home But I've gotten like almost hit by cars a few times Yeah Well I got hit by a electric bike in Israel I know Like that one was traumatic That was traumatizing Yeah

I should not be allowed to cross the street My husband literally doesn't let me Like cross the street by myself No and I feel like now when I think about you, like, being distracted or mad right when you leave work, I, like, think about it. I'm like, Amanda, like, just pay attention to the streets. Like, don't be too mad. Just, like, get home and then, like, explode. Oh, my God. You're so funny. I were so funny. So this week, Kim went to the White House, which, like, I'm ignorant. I don't know why she went probably to free someone

from prison. I'm not sure. She's, like, doing so much. She's doing so much. She's literally legally blunt. Legally Kim. Legally Kim. But she, it's. It's so funny to me that when they do something like professional, the Kardashians, so like she's going to the White House, so she's like, I'm going to wear a blazer, you know? But she looked hot. She did look hot, but it's just funny to me that, like, White House equals blazer, you know? It's like a working woman, like, special. Like, I'm a, this needs to be, like, worky and blazory.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Appropriate. Appropriate. Sometimes it's not always appropriate, usually. True. True. True. That reminds me. So I know last week, I'm jumping for a minute to Real Housewives of New York.

The Real Real on the Real Housewives. So last week I was like, oh my God, it's been so boring, blah, blah, blah. And I only after that, watched like two episodes, I think, like before this new one. And then I was like, holy shit. Like when they go to Miami and they get this sick fucking house, which is like my dream house. And, I mean, they are all just drunk messes. Really? Like, Sonia falls on her face and, like, like, literally, like, imagine I'm sitting on the chair and I, like, fall, like, and she, they had to have, like, an ambulance come and she's just, like, breaking shit and everyone's just fucked up.

Oh, my God. And it's like, oh, my God, what is happening? And it's just funny because everyone. it's kind of like hating on Luan now, which like I put up, I think that I was like team Luan and everyone was like, what is wrong with you? But I'm just sort of saying like Luan went through hardship and she was in rehab and has to go through that. And she is, she has some condescending likeness about her.

Yeah. From Prom Springs. Doesn't she always say that? Yeah, she did say that for a while. But because she's like a countess and stuff or like was a countess. But they always think that now. And now she's, like, doing cabaret. So they're, like, Luann thinks she's hot chick because she's doing cabaret.

And, like, everything she does, people hate her. But you do see, like, these little things about her. Like, so after Sonia got so fucking fucked up, Luan was, like, come with me to an AA meeting. Like, because poor Luan is old, like, and I feel bad for, like, being sober next to these drunk bitches. It's so crazy. And she looks like so, she does, like, if I were her, I would feel above them in those moments, you know? So she asked, Sonia. I feel like when you're not a part of this.

a mess, you always feel above. If I was sober next to all my drunk friends, I'm like, I'm better than you. Right, but at the same time, like, she's been there, you know? Right, no, no, she's been there times a hundred. But it's just like, when you look at, like, Kristen getting drunk on VPR, you're like, I'm better than you.

No, but also I wouldn't be able to, like, be around that. Yeah, true. But anyway, so she asked Sonia to come with her to a meeting, and this is when I could see why Luana's mad annoying. So Sonia comes down, she's like, wearing this, like, get up, and looks like very Miami. And Luana's like, you can't wear that. to like A.A. Like you need to look like more chill. Go change. And like everyone's like,

why does she have to change? Like, who cares? So anyway, Sonia goes and changes. And then Luana comes down like with like a middy skirt like a see through and it's like let's go. And like it's really funny because that's what she's sort of like annoying in that way. I feel like that must have been fake. What she was in fake. She came down like Sonia change and Luan came down with a hat like one of those like hats and she came down with a skirt that. It's like chafin, like a material. Anyway, really funny. So the season definitely did pick up.

I know I talked shit about it. Not shit about it, but I was just saying like, you know, the housewives of New York are always interesting to look at and always entertaining, but that I needed more josh this season. And they definitely brought it in the last few episodes. Anyway, we'll take a quick break and we'll be right back. So we were out to dinner and then you got a DM from Katie Maloney shorts with a picture of Colton and Cassie who were sitting at their table and she was just like, L.O.L. And I was like, get me the tea.

Thank you. But that's really funny that they put them together. That's so funny. Katie thought of me. I know. She thought of you because you're a kind of. constantly putting up Colton and Cassie, which, by the way, can we just briefly talk about his tweet that you put up on your story that I literally projectile vomited at? Bachelor nation, say what?

Oh, my God. Oh, oh, oh, oh my God. So he put up, okay, so he put up, which is the second time he's done this. I think he does this every time they go somewhere and she like gets, like, she gets dressed a lot. get stressed up. So he put up a tweet saying, wait till you see Cassie tonight. She's the perfect combination

of sexy, smart, business lady boss, like perfection. I already knew I won or something. And then he did a comment on it and wrote like another suck up thing. Yeah. And Cassie tweeted back like, stop. I love you, but this is making me nervous.

Because like also like A, like don't hype me up before like people see. me. Like let them say I look great. And she looked really cute. She wore like high top pants and like a little bralette. Like she looked cute but like relax. Like relax. And like he grosses me out. Like he grosses me out like him with his like Gucci loafer is like he's just not a guy I could go for. I know. But aside from that. I would go for like a Garrett or like one of them that like Pilot Pete probably wouldn't wear Gucci loafer. I just couldn't deal with the like when it says Gucci. Yeah, I hate it. Do you know what I mean? And he's tacky.

He wore like three-quarter pants. Yeah, it looked dumb because he's so giant. You're so giant, babe. You have to wear, like, bigger things. You can't be dressing like Dean. Deanie. Deany babies. Deany babies.

Only a true could pull it off. He's tiny. He could wear cropped pants and like whatever. Colton, you're like an animal. You can't. You literally can. But someone, people had DM me before, like, why do you hate her so much? And I was like, I actually don't hate her at all.

I'm just, like, presenting the truth to the world. The facts about the relationship, which will be ending shortly. It just seems that she's always like, stop, babe, stop. Like, that sort of, like, pictures you see him kissing her, all I can envision her being is like, stop. And, like, him, like, tweeting, I can just envision her, like, just like that cringy emoji, you know, like, I feel like she's cringing. We're all cringing.

It's just, like, it's science that you just can't be that into a girl. You need to let. No, no, he can be that into her. He doesn't need to post about it all day. Or tell, like, tell the world. You need to feel a little bit, like, I mean, obviously you need to be secure in your relationship, but, like, make her, like, feel a little, you're, like, a little dangerous or, like, you know, that she doesn't post a shit about him.

I mean, she posts sometimes, but it's just like, I also can't stand, now it does sound like I hate her. I also can't stand her, like, ads when she's, like, So guys, I bought these pants, and they're really nice. So, I mean, she's just like a three-year-old, I feel like. She is very young. She does act very young, yeah. I mean, she is 20, probably three.

She's 23, yeah. She's 23, yeah, I think so. She just, yeah. Well, a 23-year-old that did surprise us is Hannah, Alabama. Oh. Bama, Hannah. Bama, Lana. Listen up.

Hannah is not wasting time with these men. Oh, my God. But you thought it was well. one, you're like, oh, she's like really into, you know, what's the first one? Jed. Jed. Like, oh, she's all over Jed. No.

Then every single person that came up to the room, she, like, pushed them on a bed. Wait, Amanda, what is happening right now? Are you taking a selfie? She's talking and taking selfies. What is? I'm being Sheena. Sheena did this about our whole podcast, by the way. Did she?

No, I can't. She did. And I was like, hey, Sheena, I'm over here. If you were like, meaning to take a picture of your guest. That's really funny. Yeah. No, but first it started. No, but I can't concentrate with you literally taking pictures.

What if you're in it? No. Okay, fine. If I'm in it, then, oh my God, I look like shit. So, yeah, continue. So first it started with Jed, and then it was Pilot Pete. But, like, you guys, went on top of them. She, like, she couldn't move in her dress, but she was somehow, like, moving.

But the most surprising one was the last one, which was Tyler, was it? Why, when she pushed him on the bed? She's like, oh, I have a surprise for you. then she takes them and pushes them on the bed and gets on top of him. Yeah. But it was really funny. And she's some, she, she, she knows what she wants. She knows what she wants.

And let me tell you, I think this is the best cast, like a girl or a guy has gotten. Yeah. Because I just feel like. Usually you get like a Nick Viles. Like there are so many guys that I would be like, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I would probably date all of them.

Yeah. Like so many of them are cute and, um, and I'm into them. So she definitely does surprise me. And I take back if I said that I was. and enter being a bachelorette because like who do you think wins i'm not going there with you get away for my life you can read reality steve or whatever the fuck i don't want to i don't want spoilers fine fine fine fine bathroom paradise is gonna come out in july i'm so excited it's gonna such a shit fist oh august 5th are you are you gonna watch do you always watch are you kidding

it's way more interesting than regular but it really is it really is shit happens shit fucking goes down and i feel like it's less scripted they can like they're on the the beach they're like it's less they can can't like produce as much yeah except they bring like idiots to to there so sometimes it is like stupid yeah um anyway time for my bitches at vanderpump rules I mean I'm not really sure what I've done to you but I'll take a pinogrigio um so let's start from the most recent they were invited to the MTV V Awards, and they were there last night.

They were. And they, I mean, they're so cute because this is when you realize, like, they're all best friends, they all go together. It's just a really cute cast, I think, if we put aside the fact they're all fucking psychos. It is funny because Raquel and Lala were the same thing. So it wasn't, so I got it mistaken. I think Lala was at another event before, like a VH1 event, which makes it even weirder

that Raquel copied Lola. Lala at MTV. MTV Awards is one event. Raquel wore what Lala had worn like on a previous day to VH1. Lala wore something different to MTV. She wore like a body suit. I got a mistaken.

No, because it was confusing because Lala put up the picture of what she wore on the day of the MTV Awards, but it wasn't the MTV Awards. And it's the same exact dress? No, but it's the same style. Yeah. But look, she wore this body suit

to MTV. Oh, that's hot. See? Yeah, yeah. She's at MTV. Oh, my Lala. I think you're so pretty. I literally, like, I really like her look, like on the show.

Like, like, and doesn't she see that she's so much prettier, like, without the lips? And, I mean, I'm sure still when I think that she's like, and I love her body too. I know. She has such a great body. Because it's like not. It's just, yeah. It's like perfectly perfect. Yeah.

Like, I mean, I was just. just watching, as you guys may know, I'm on season seven. I'm not like, I'm like, literally, someone asked me like, are you slowing it down because it's the end? Because I used to try to watch a lot more and I used to put up more. And I'm like, hell to the motherfucking. Yes, I'm slowing it down because I don't want it to end. But they were just like in Mexico getting, yet again, getting shit face, you guys, like, wait, was it Mexico or? Yeah, it was Mexico. You guys shit face like, and also, again, if I think it's just alcohol, I don't know, because

they were all making out like Ariana was like on the floor like Lala had anxiety attacks and people are DMing me that she probably you know was like a reaction to something yeah even though she has some anxiety anyway Kristen Ariana made out like everyone made out it was just like a lot they were Lala was at the club like in a shirt like a big pajama shirt and like a thong and like her ass was out the whole night she was just like with her ass oh my god which like it's a great ass but it just is what happened um but yeah they party so fucking hard that it's like

I literally wouldn't know what to do. It's so crazy because they party so hard as if they were like 10 years younger

than they are which is insane because I can't party like that and I am 10 years younger. Yeah, I know I literally could but I could never

like even no matter my age I never partied like that yeah same this week Sheena got so bullied on Instagram

I was like I reported that chick I reported her too. So, and I, like, never usually do, but I just, like, felt really strongly about this, like, one person. Well, yeah, because we know Sheena gets hate, and I even talked to her about it on her podcast, but it didn't seem like she was, like, so aware of it. She was like, yeah, like, I'm like, do you know, like, how much hate you got, though? Because everyone. So I really don't get it.

Till today, it's like, could she be a little annoying sometimes? Yes, but she's, like, you know, a little about relationships, like, about Rob. she was like just like obsessed and then Adam's like Adam Adam but it's also like we know editing a lot and you could not be into her but I don't think there is something so annoying about her for people to give her a lot of hate but there's not specifically to the person that wrote what they wrote to her there's not one person that really deserves no one deserves that no one deserves to be said yeah someone basically told her like go overdose and die like you're doing the world of favor like in the minute you go that i mean i don't think people should ever say mean things to anyone

that didn't do anything to them but this was like on a whole other level and china posted it and what was so i would say sociopathic about this person is that the person was like thank you for giving me hype like thank you for giving your out yeah meaning because like a normal person would say because china posted this they would feel embarrassed and like why did she do that? But this person was enjoying the quote-unquote free cloud, which made this person a psychopath to me. And the minute I saw that, I was like,

and Sheena put up that she reported her. I reported her too. And there was an option to report someone for bullying. So if you ever see someone or hear about someone that's doing that on Instagram, you can do that. You can legit report them. And there was a reason for bullying. So I felt really bad for Sheena.

She's a strong cookie, though. She really, like, I think, sees the positive in things and won't let this bring her down. But she did bring attention to it to show that it's not okay. And I hope that people don't do shit like that. You know what I mean? It is sad to see when, like, a specific person gets so much hate. Because, like, really, did she not do anything to anyone on the show? No, but I feel like a lot of reality stars can get so much hate.

And it's like, I wouldn't be able to handle it, babe. I know you wouldn't be able to handle it. Because it's like people hating on who you are. Do you mean? But who they see, no. Who they see. who you are. She not like she might be kind of the same but you see like she said and I really believe

that. She's like you see the two months out of the summer that they film. There's another 10 months out of the year that nobody sees right. I am what I'm doing and they only show like her obsessed with Rob or Adam or whoever it might be. They don't show like her with her other friends and her what like what they see. She's funny though because like in this episode that I was talking. She's like Sheena.

I just be like oh sheena. But I think it's cute. I mean so they were this episode everyone was making. out with everyone. Sheena wasn't part of the making out. And she was probably sober. Well, yeah, I don't think she parties as hard. And then the next morning, they were talking about Lala because Lala had that anxiety.

And China was like calming her down. And China was just like, you know, like with Lala, like, I'm there for when she needs me and everything. But like, you know, yesterday when she was making out with everyone, like, she didn't try to make out with me. She was like offended by it. She was just like, I wasn't part of that. you know when she had to make out with people she like chose other people and it was sort of like

a little kid who just feels left out and I feel like that's a lot china so I don't get how she is she feels left out a lot I think like oh everyone's making out but no one wants to make out with me you know and even on the podcast when you asked her like did you choose not to go to paris I kind of felt like a little tension there yeah yeah should I not have asked that no that was fine to ask but like she didn't go to Paris and didn't she say like I wasn't invited, but that's okay because I would choose not to go anyway. But then she said that they like legit forgot. She like said it for them.

That's sad that they forgot. Yeah. I mean, it's fine if they're closer friends, but I feel like she does, you know, I mean, Kristen making out with Ariana, but no one wants to make out with Sheena. It's like kind of weird. Yeah, yeah. But it was just funny the way she said she literally was like, you know, when Lala needs me, I'm there for her.

But then when she's like making out with everyone, like she didn't try to make out with me. It was just like, I like, poor ba-be. Poor ba-be. So she's like, oh, my God, I can't. I can't. Anyway, speaking about girls making out, Ashley Benson and Kara Delavine. So hot.

Confirmed their relationship by Kara. Do you think it's Kara or Kara? I thought it was Kara. Well, I'm sure, like, in England, they say, like, Kara. so she put up like they're in this movie together her smell with Elizabeth Moss which is about like some punk rock band or something which I would watch on TV just to see them make out I think no just to see like no well Elizabeth Moss is really good yeah yeah and Kara Delavina is in it and Ashley Benson is in it and I think that's where they met I was going to ask is that where they met I'm assuming they're not really they haven't been really open about the relationship to now, but you do see paparazzi pictures of them. They're out together all the time. They've never, like, posted shit of each other.

No. But Kara posting, like, a scene of them kissing from the movie was kind of like confirming and she wrote Happy Pride, which is, it's cool. And I think I like that the hashtag Happy Pride is like rainbowy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, yeah. Thanks, Instagram. We were talking about Bella Thorne and like what I put up, which like no one really cares

about it. But basically she put up that her, like, her phone got hacked or something. and this the hacker was like threatening her with putting um blasting the images of her like nude photos and blah blah blah so bella took the power back to her hands and she put up those photos and basically you see her nipples which I wasn't like too surprised by that I know and that's what I put up because like literally her page is like softcore porn so like what are we so shocked about your like pink nipples like it's not no but I did like I did like what she did like that she did like that she took

the power back. Yeah. I thought that that was like if I was in the same situation. You would do that? I don't know if I would. I don't know if I would have like the balls to do that. Not that I would like, but, but I,

I like that she did that because she was like. I don't even know if it's real with her. Let me be honest. She's promoting her book right now. I wouldn't put it past her. If there's no hacker, no one's, you know,

accusing her of anything. I don't know. Not accusing. Sorry. I mean threatening her. I was like looking at an interview with her about her book. Yeah. And she's been through some stuff.

I mean, you could tell. I know. I mean, her book is like called some, like a combination of words. It's like disarray something. Like something in disarray. Like a wannabe mogul, mental disarray. Like a wannabe mogul, mental disarray. Something you guys is just sounds like words put together.

Sounds like an acid trip. And she, it's apparently like poems and like drawings from Bella. I don't know. Like this Disney Stars man. Like Disney fucking Stars. We talked about it yesterday. Yeah, because we said, like, she's a Disney star, she's mad fucked up. Demi Lovato Disney star, mad fucked up.

Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus, who, like, her new song is cute, but it's like, you never know what's going on with her. You never know what's ab. No, but she's had some very significant changes happen all the time. Pretty erotic, pretty extreme, like, from one extreme to, like, today I'm country, today I'm fucking crazy. And, like, no weed, yes, weed on the stage, like, sober completely. Like, who knows what's happening? I literally can't keep up.

Selena Gomez, like, had some things come out about her. She's probably the most, like, kind of normal one, and you know who else? Who? Emily Osmond. I love her. And the spouse twins. Love them. I know.

Love them. Oh, I love seeing pictures. Let me, guys, let me tell you, Courtney Cox on Instagram is, like, the best thing ever. I just love her. She puts up pictures of, like, Rachel, Rachel. Jennifer Aniston and like Phoebe Lisa Kudrow and she's just like

actually funny on Instagram and very cute so don't freaking say that I never tell you guys anything Thanks Amanda You're welcome Well thank you guys For listening today

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