Not Skinny But Not Fat - SURprise: Scheana Shay joins NSBNF (#VPRAMBASSADOR)

Episode Date: June 18, 2019

Amanda is practically part of the VPR family now as she meets Scheana in LA and interviews her for the podcast. In the midst of filming season 8 of VPR, Scheana spills the tea on ALL the men in her life, enjoying being single, living in vegas, freezing her eggs, buying a vacation home (excuseeeee us) in Palms springs, and so much more. We also play some MFK, duh.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is Not Skinny but Not Fat and I'm your host, Amanda, here to bring you the latest in all pop culture news, celebrity gossip, anything happening right now in Hollywood that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is Not Skinny but Not Fat. Hey, you guys, welcome to another week of the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. I'm your host, Amanda from Not Skinny but Not Fat on Instagram. Thank you guys for tuning in. Thanks to the Podglomerate Network for producing. and editing my show and a super special thanks

to my guest this week the one, the only Sheena Shea from Vanderbump rules. Whoop, you guys know how obsessed I am with VPR, hashtag VPR ambassador, so I really, really can't wait for you guys to hear this one.

Hi, Sheena. Hi. You're so pretty IRS. Oh, thank you. She's makeup free. Yeah. She's post workout. I'm post John and Vinnie's.

Oh, my God. Okay. I still have not been there for food and I saw your story this morning and I was so jealous because I want to eat there. I never been there either. See, am I going to the tour? I'm here for the first time in L.A., which is super weird. You've never been to L.A.?

I know. I know. I like traveled elsewhere but not like in the U.S. Amazing. I know. It's so weird. So I was kind of like. listening to like touristy

recommendations, which I'm sure isn't like the best thing, but John and Vinny's got really good reviews. Yeah. And their spicy pen on the vodka was good. Ooh, is that what was in your stories? Yes. Okay, whatever that was, it looked so good. It was so good. They were shocked. I came at 11.30 a.m. I know, she's like, is it too early?

That's what I said. They're like breakfast and I'm like dinner. Yeah. No. But I think we're so nerdy me and my husband. Like, we've been going to they were like 11 and waking I'm at eight and like going so we might be doing LA a little bit different you know what I mean so another thing I saw on your story last night was you were at sir I was it sir I did I made us go my husband was like 3.5 stars on yelp I'm not going he's like a yelp person okay see and I feel like that's the haters and the trolls who literally the only like negative reviews I've ever had on yelp are written by something like I remembered specifically this one

table because it was like something they said in that I was like it was that table I know it was them but it's like I think I mean I know as I saw on your Instagram you send something back not once or twice but I will say that never happens it sir like literally

I mean whenever if I order a steak I just always go like rare because restaurants tend to overcook it a little bit but yeah that that really very very rarely happens I know I was like you're embarrassing me even though like no cares about me. No one even knows me. I'm like, stop it. Oh my God. Lisa's going to like jump out

and hate me. But I think we're from New York. So like restaurants aren't going to like shock us to the core. Like we eat at enough restaurants to not be like wow chikua. Right. But like the go cheese balls like what? Stasi talks about them all the time. I was expecting it to like burst in my mouth, melt all over me. They weren't. Oh my God. They're so good. I do think they have been hyped up so much. Maybe it's that. There's nothing that would be as good as what Astasy is hyped up.

Right. Maybe it was that. Maybe it was that. I think they're good. Yeah. But also the lounge was closed. Because of like Memorial Day. Oh yeah.

You went on a Monday and on a holiday. So everyone was probably just like, we don't care. They were like we don't care. And then we left and I saw Tom Tom Tom and I looked at my husband. I was like, got to get a drink a Tom Tom Tom.

And he was like, okay. And then I sat at the bar, I'm going to sound like a hate or not, which I'm not, I'm a lover. I'm a VPR, like, ambassador self-proclaimed, okay? Because I watched, I started watching like seven years after I came out, and then I got it really into it, and I hashtag VPR ambassador. And there were only, like, two haters who were like, how are you an ambassador of something when you're seven years late? Like, we've been loving it. Like, how are you now? But most people are like, oh my God, we love it too. Like, I'm telling you, I get messages from people in, like, Denmark,

being like, let's show is this. And I'm like, Vanderpump rolls. I love seeing those posts on your thing. What made you start watching it? It was literally one of my followers. I don't know what I put up. And they were like, do you watch Vanderpump rules? And I was like, no, should I?

And they were like, oh, my God, yes. And then I started watching it. And I guess, like, I put up a few clips. And it just happened as like a thing where people, like, enjoy rewatching clips, which is crazy. I loved going through all of your stories and stuff when we knew you were going to be here. I went through. And I was like, oh, my God. I forgot that happened on the show.

Like, there's just like, oh, because, like, crazy shit fucking happens all the time. Stasi DM'd me a couple hours ago, and she's like, oh, good times. And it was this scene of her and I. I don't like what you've done. And someone came up to me and goes, did you see she hitting on Jacks? Like, you have these insecurities, you think I'm going to, like, start hitting on your boyfriend because I have insecurities about that. I've been cheated on. I have been cheated on your boyfriend and your relationship.

No, I haven't seen on by past issues. Yes, I do have trust issues. I've been seated on by all my past friends. So when I see a girl like you, because I've loved it. Do you remember that? Like, do you feel it? Oh, really? That scene traumatized me.

I was like, oh, God, what the fuck did I just sign up for? My mom's watching it right now. Oh, really? Shit. I'm not going to be allowed to hang out with Sheena anymore. Why Sheena, though, is that I really, like, from the beginning, I know we're jumping right into it, but I swear, you can ask, like, my. sister who I forced to watch it like from the beginning like when people would say stuff about

sheena sometimes and be say like kind of like negative things not like super like bitchy things I'd be like sheena's so fucking cool like I feel like you're always like super level headed super like mature you're the only person that hasn't like cheated screwed like I'm the only person who hasn't slept with anyone on the cast and like sometimes when I see I mean I just don't get the backlash a lot of certain people. people on this show. For not jumping in and saying stuff. Like for not fighting other people's battles.

I'm getting hot. I'm getting hot. No, because that I swear in my life, I don't know if you've seen like all my stories. There are a lot. Some people are like, but it's just because I'll be shocked at situations with Sheena because, I mean, I'm a person that I'll say what I think, what I think too. But I'll say what I think if it's about me or like a situation that affects me. And a lot of times, I think I'm a few, a few episodes behind. It was just on the, what episode was I on where, like you, this current season?

Yeah, I'm on this current season, just a little behind. And, and you get shit for not, like, jumping in and, like, saying shit that doesn't concern you. Like, how do you navigate that where you have to apologize for not being, like, in your face about shit that you don't want to? It's so frustrating because I'm a person where I don't always necessarily like to pick sides because I see all sides. and I'm like, you know what? Okay, James is wrong about A, B, and C, but he's right about D. And Stasi's wrong about A, but she's right about B and C. And then D, I don't know.

So it's like, for me, it's hard to just be like, yes, team Stasi, team James. Like, I can't just always pick one person because I'm like, yeah, although those things were wrong that this person did, they've also done things right. And to me, personally, they've never done anything wrong. So I'm just supposed to pick you because they hurt you. And it's ever changing, and then those people make up. And then it's like, well, then she took it. aside and so no i i i'm totally with you on that like again i am a i'm a lover so i don't think

there's anyone on the show that i dislike like even james where like it's like kind of like a consensus like everyone hates i love james yeah i mean we're friends are james so i don't i mean i've never i'm like this is a good tv and b i can see like for example james struggles you know and i can see where his issues come from is it okay for i'm to call people names no do i get that it's like super offensive things that he said. Yes, but I wouldn't be like he's a horrible person all the way around. But I totally get you, Sheena. So wait, so who's your favorite person on the show?

I mean, I don't want to pick favorites, but Sandoval and Ariane are my absolute closest friends in life and on the show. At least favorite. Who's your favorite? Who's your least favorite, Gina? I don't have a least favorite. No. No? I feel like any other season you'd be able to answer that.

but, like, right now you are actually good with everybody. Were you going to go to the Paris trip with, like, the other girls or now? No, so, um, I, it, I wasn't invited. Oh. But it wasn't because, like, they were like, we don't want to invite Sheena. It was something that months before they were talking about and, like, Lala and Stasi had kind of put it together. And it was just the four of them were out and we're planning a trip. And Ariana and I weren't there for it.

And it just, it was kind of just like an oversight. Like, they just didn't really think about it. And it was also over my birthday. So I'm like, I mean, even, because they invited me after. I was like, oh, I didn't know you guys were going. And like, oh, my God. I thought we told you. Like, totally come.

And I was like, no, it's fine. Like, honestly, that's not how I want to spend my birthday. So like, I'm good. Thank you for now inviting me. Yeah. But then so many people were like, oh, my God, why weren't you in Paris? Why were you in Paris? I'm like, even if I wanted, I just, I didn't want to go.

So even if they were begging me to go, I still wouldn't have went. Do you still feel like you're kind of like in their group but not like in it? Not anymore. Or do you not want to be? No, I don't. I feel like now we're all a part of the group. Like we're in a group chat that we're active in almost every day and we're all in a very good place. I mean, I'm sure, you know, we're still going to have our occasional arguments as we've already had.

But I feel like I'm in a good place with all of them now that I can speak up a little more. If Stasi does something that bothers me, I'm not going to just like clam up and then. like talk to Ariana about it like on the side yeah like I feel that I've gotten to a good strong place with all of them that the way they can stand up to each other against each other I feel I can too yeah and it's like she's taking pictures and my arms like I don't know like sheena just came from like lifting weights like at the gym I came from eating like pasta for breakfast I came from al pastio so literally no I'm so hungry I have left or a bonnier today's a no carb day so literally I could have six

meals and still be starving by the end of the day I don't hang out with she on no carb days wait there's one day that's a no carb day every other day every other I try and do two days no carbs one day carbs but not like not like all year round I'm freezing my eggs again in July

I can't smoke any weed at all but you're like into weed right yeah so but I sound like such an I'm like you're into wait I just noticed she's following 420 people today is that on purpose I'm a stoner at heart no if I follow someone new I have to unfollow someone And it's getting hard.

So I have to kind of like cut out liquor. You look so young. How old are you 30 what? 34. She looks amazing, you guys. Thanks. For real zes. I'm 30 going to be one in like a few days.

You look amazing too. Okay. Speaking of my looks, from watching it season one to now, do you think I've had plastic surgery? Well, what I love about you is that you say a thousand times you've had Botox. So I know that. Yeah. You've had Botox, right?

That doesn't change the way you live. look it just like freezes your expression so you did Botox and I've done some filler yeah to be honest I think you were beautiful before too like before you did that shit thanks it was just really bad makeup yeah the heavy black bottom eye liner I love her though I I I swear to God someone when I put up your wedding which I was like so emotional about and loved it so people were like you know what you think of the crop top wedding dress and I was like fucking trendsetter yeah but like it's was it but it's not like weird to me like things are sometimes people choose to hate for no reason like i try i didn't end up getting married in a in a crop top but i fucking tried it on you know and like

i think it looks mad good so i don't get it so like good for you for being strong because like i don't know how people um do it sometimes because i'll get like one message being like europe blah and i'm like literally and i'm like i know that this is like the least of what people can get and I don't know why and from the beginning I was like into you on your team don't because the things you get sometimes backlash for are again not to do with something that you did it's to do with like you didn't intervene you didn't say like what was that shit the hope the hope thing when I'm a little bit late so when Kristen came with hope and like there was that whole crazy fucking ambush and it's like Sheena why didn't you say anything and you're like I'm not dating any of these people

Yeah that's what's frustrating it's like I don't know if it's just because we're filming a reality show that I'm just expected to insert my opinion but I'm like I don't change who I am just because there's a camera in my face So the person I am on and off camera is the same and I'm sorry if my friends are fighting about something if it's something I can help with then I'll insert my opinion or try and help But I'm not just going to, like, especially like the reunion, I'm not just going to yell over people to get camera time. If it's especially irrelevant, like, okay, Katie and James's fight about the weight comments and everything. I'm like, this is absolutely zero to do with my life. Nothing. But it's like because Katie's my friend and I'm a woman, I'm supposed to stand up for her and say that James is wrong. And I'm like, okay, but you have seven other girls already doing that.

And it's like, why do I also need to? to throw myself in the middle when James has never done anything wrong to me he's fucked over a lot of people and I mean a lot of people but I'm not one of them I'm someone who he's always had my back and been a good friend to me and any new guy that comes in my life like James is like little bro big bro where he's just like don't fuck her over she's a good girl blah blah blah and so it's like it's hard for me when he acts like an asshole to someone else be like you know no you're and I tried to do that last year I saw you try, and when I see Tina try, when I see she in a try, I'm like, it's like she's doing something that she doesn't correct me if I'm wrong, that you, you like feel like you should, but like you don't really. So it comes out kind of like, and then it's like not even worth doing it. He ended up helping you move and then he dished me.

That was kind of funny. Wait, that was kind of funny because you said like, after he was like, sweating. I know you just help me move and everything, but like. We're not friends. Yeah, we can't be friends. I just said I needed. Because she had voices in her head probably being like. I did. The voice. says we're Kristen Katie and Stacey. But how's it? Oh, my God. Like, I'm dying to know so much shit, you guys. Like, I can't. Okay. I'm dying to know, like, they're filming right now. Uh-huh. And the eighth season.

The eighth season. I know. I mean, it's brought so much opportunity. I'm so grateful and thankful to Lisa Vanderpump and NBC Universal and Bravo and Andy and everyone for giving us this opportunity and platform because it's like, I mean, the show's kind of iconic. it's crazy already it's been less than a week and i already have anxiety wait so because you were

saying before like do you feel like other people do that stuff because they're on the show like obviously it's reality but do you think other people feel like they need to say more shit than that they would have yeah and that's one thing that like a lot of the time when it's like you're being fake and it's like it's not but it's just like why didn't you say this to me you know two weeks ago when we weren't filming if you felt this way for two months. But it's like now you're saying it. So it's hard too when it's someone maybe you're not super close friends with because it's like, are you just saying this for cameras or do you really mean this?

Or it's just like, you kind of don't know. But I'm at the point where I'm just like, this is my year of, I try to say this in a way that people understand it where I'm like, I care so much, but I also give zero fucks. Good. Like I just, I've inserted myself recently in a situation. that was happening at work because one of my girlfriends needed someone to have her back and there was no else there. Are we talking about like

Vanderpump role stuff? We're talking about sir drama like just work drama like cameras no cameras there's drama at sir and one of my girlfriends is dating a bartender there they broke up and then there was this like whole blow up fight like we're not even filming this is really happening like a whole blow

up fight at sir and then they're in the back alley and then she comes in crying and she's like she no please like have my back and so I was like, okay. This is where it's my place to go and say something because no one else has her back. It's not like a situation when you have Kristen, Katie, Stossi, Lala, all of them as cheerleaders. Like, this girl didn't have anyone. So I went out there and I fucking went off on this guy. And I just like, I was like, be better. I dropped the mic. I went back into work and I was just like, I went off. But I was trying to, like, I went there yesterday. There

were no like hot guys. Well, it was a holiday. All the hot guys were at the pool. I looked at the bartender. He had like this like flippy hair thing. I was like, what's going on? I know. Who's like, what do you mean? Is there more than one guy with like regular hair but then like sort of like a like a roo thing?

And then there was this. Our waiter was like kind of like Latino like ponytail. Okay, I know who you're talking about. And Peter was there. The manager. I love Peter. He was just here. He's so cute.

He was your last week. Oh, he was. Yeah. He's like for real. he actually manages sir he actually manages sir i mean he's worked his way from the bottom to manager

that's good so he's not letting it go to his head he's not like trying to do anything no he has a lot of side projects he does he's like one of the busiest people i know and he's always hustling but um no he still is just like at sir full time he's always there and like you guys would fall apart without him can you imagine that place without peter to like pick everyone's asses but china how does it work with you guys

like in terms of working it gets like crazy i mean now we do more like modified shifts so like tom host his tequila tuesday he is really making drinks but he's behind the bar so he has that barrier i'll host like a girl's night in like this is when we're not filming like we have like our nights that we host so we're still there yeah but we're yeah because like if i'm waiting tables and i have a section we pull tips it sir so it's unfair when instead of actually taking those tables and, you know, checking on drinker fills that I'm taking photos in the lounge for 20 minutes and other people are picking up the slack. So I'm like, look, if we made our own tips in our own sections, if I was a shitty server and I made shitty tips, then that's

my own fault because I wasn't attentive. But when it's affecting everyone else I work with, I don't find that it's fair. Right. So we'll do like a shorter, like modified shifts where like we'll come in for maybe a quarter or half the time than the other servers who were making full tips and I'll help run drinks I'll help take a couple orders like the other day

one of the new guys just got thrown in the section of brunch and I was already done but I saw him like getting so flustered and so I just like took my hoodie off I was back in my dress and I started running drinks for him because I was like

I'm not even on the clock but they needed help and so I'm like I'm here to help it should have went on that day you should have came for brunch on Saturday and that gives like half the people who go in want just to talk to her first.

They don't want a really good server. They want to, like, talk and take a photo. Right. No one cares who makes an order. But people used to go to serve before there was Vanderpump rules. So, like, people still come for the restaurant. Yeah. I love the food.

I mean, you guys just ordered the wrong thing. I should have, like, consulted. You should have consulted. The skirt steak is where I go. So I got the goat cheese balls. Underwhelmed, I see. Underwhelmed. Because, like, I just, like, I thought, again, they would explode in my mouth.

They didn't. We got the beet salad. I never eat that Thank you Okay I was like I got the calamari Never got that

Nope I was gonna get the pasta You should have got the pasta Fuck Didn't you know From the show It's all about the pasta I know I asked Katie when she was on

Katie was on my show And I asked her if it was about the pasta And she was like It is about the pasta Yeah I was like are you fucking kidding No it really was about the pasta I was like you guys are like contracted

I can't I can't buy it I can't buy it If we're gonna have have a code name for something. It's not pasta. Why, it makes sense. It's long. It's squiggly. I'm not contracted. Let me tell you it really was pasta.

Lala really ate Raquel's pasta and that was disrespectful because it was her angel hair pasta. I think it was because Raquel's like a quiet girl that she wouldn't stick up for herself. So if somebody's like eating all of your food and she's just like, you're saying this right now and I'm like I can't believe that that's true. But then why didn't you try the pasta?

You would understand. I was eyeing it and my husband who I'm like giving him a bad reputation today. He was like, we're eating pasta tomorrow. row and I'm like okay like literally I just like whatever he says I'm like I think like just whatever he wants with food because I'm like I can eat anywhere anything with dudes they're like they come for the food like he doesn't come for the ambiance or whatever he's like I'm coming here he's like come here to eat good food so but then we went to tom tom tom and it was just like a funny tidbit about tom tom tom like the bar chairs yeah my husband was like you look I was like

up to here. Like the bar is super high and the chairs are super low. I had to add. The bartons are hot though at Tom Tom. Yeah. Right? They're hot. Wait, Gina, what's happening?

No, I'm trying to thing. I'm like, I'm like, I'm Chris. Like, I'm Logan. They were like, oh, did I make that up? Oh, there is a Logan? No, we were with Logan last night. Oh, it's other Logan. How many Logans are there?

The Logan that's friends with Deanna. There was. That's Lucas. Oh, shit. There was someone. He's just with a ponytail, Chris. Ponytail. No?

Ponytail guy. And then like blonde, like, modally guy. Oh, blonde, modely guy. Was he in a suit? Was he in a suit and running around? No, he was behind the bar. Oh. Huh.

Hmm. They've been mixing everybody up recently. I'm like, I know I guess there's so many new people. There's so many new people, like working at the restaurants right now. So I was going to ask you that, too. Do you feel like, because yesterday I was saying that I was like, this girl is probably working here because she thinks you'll get on the show. Is that what it feels like the people like?

come in to be a waiter, waiter, waitress, barback, whatever, because they think they'll get on the show. Some, yes, and some completely know. Like, for real, when Adam started at Sir, it was because one of his friends had watched the show, but he was like, I need to get, like, bartending job or something in L.A. They're like, oh, my God, you should go to this place called Sir, and he's like, I don't know what that is. But, like, he got a job at Sir, and then, you know, I thought he was hot, and then, boom. So we got in the show because of you 100%. Because of me. Yes. He had no intentions of being on the show or, like, it was, like, pulling teeth to get into film. Yeah, he didn't look thirsty.

He didn't look thirsty. No, he was so awkward on camera. Like, it was, yeah. Wait, is he still, is he still on? He's not still on. We're not as close as we used to be. We did actually have a conversation this morning. He came over.

Was it filmed? No. Oh. No, we just had a nice chat. I'll tell you about it later. No, don't want to know. I mean, long story short, we just, we realized that both of us have done a lot of things that hurt each other

not even intentionally but like so simple as I was like okay I go give me an exam because he was like I'm really I've been upset with you and I'm like okay give me an example what have I done because I can give you 17 examples of why I'm upset with you so give me one he goes I don't know Sheena and I'm like

well clearly it wasn't that big of a deal if you don't even remember why you were upset with me and he's like I mean geez you couldn't even say I was better in bed on watch what happens live I was like oh there we have wait what did you say what happened on watching Wait, what did you say in Wada, what did you say? So, okay, the night I did watch What Happens Live with Carl, did you watch it?

No. Okay, so we started really early that time. Carl from Summerhouse? Yes. So our moms were the bartenders. Carl and I were on the show together. That night, I just, I started drinking way too early. And I usually don't do that on the show.

But, like, we just had gotten there at like 7.30, 8 o'clock for hair and makeup. The show's not live till 11. I was sitting in the makeup chair for a while. So I didn't even realize how drunk I was getting off Moscow. umules until i was like on live television so they're asking me so many questions that i was like we're not even playing plead the fifth and i was like plead the fifth and i was like oh what athletes have you slept with plead the fifth how many threesomes have you had plead the fifth who's better in bed adam or ethan i was like uh okay i was like first of all i'm mad at adam right now so i'm not

going to give him that satisfaction Ethan is here in new york watching this live so i'm not i'm like and uh i was like i don't know i was like no comment like i don't know but i was like i don't know but I was like, I mean Well, Adam was watching Yes, and at the end of the day Both are fantastic Adam and I was different Is it coming up?

Oh, you're a few episodes about it. I'm when you guys are in Solvang Oh shit, girl, you're like half a season behind I know, but babe, I'm like sad to get to the end Ethan's a hot model Ethan is in the second to last episode of the season Who she met at Watch What Happens Live? Yeah.

Was he bartending? He was a shirtless, what was he? He was a model do you remember did you see the watch it happens live when it was like the night of 21 doorbells when like every bravo in california so it was a different set okay so it was like a huge live show we did at the will turn and it was like nini leaks and like brandy glamville like it was just like everyone from like everyone they could get yeah like there was like 21 of us and um there it was like 21 different groups whatever it was so nini when she came out she had like six like hot

models shirtless like fanning her with feathers and he was one of them so janet and i get to the show we're backstage i walk past this guy and i was her eyes like jumped out of her head hold up like who's that how old is he he's now 25 oh my god china what's happening hey you know what if i'm 30 for like wait till you see him though wait till you see him you'll be like okay you've been in l.A for how long my whole life oh true yeah azusa yeah oh my god i won't forget there was this episode because stasi's like comments are so funny sometimes And she was like, I don't know what you did. Oh, I know what you did.

I know what you did. You, which I didn't think was a big deal again, it was something about Katie's bridal shower and you were like, wait, how much is it costing? And they're like, why are you even asking that? And I'm like, that makes sense. Like, you want to know how much money you're spending. Yeah. And then Stasi said, Chena, were you born, raised by wolves in the hills of Azusa? And because I'm from New York, I'm like, did she make up a place?

Like, I didn't know it was like a real place. but you're from Azusa and California so haven't you been like aren't you like I'm over like hot LA models No Well like okay So here's the thing

I mean I had Like after college I moved out That was like before social media It was when nightlife was Legit A-less celebrities Every night at clubs Like they had more privacy

Now you know celebrities can't go anywhere Without paparazzi and cell phones and everything But back in 06 there was none of that. So back in those days, like those were my John Mayer, Eddie Sibreon, like I'm not going to keep

namey name days. John Mayor, though. Why did Eddie get, oh, because of the thing, right, because the John Mayer thing didn't explode as much, right? It did, but it was, it wasn't a scandal.

Because there wasn't like a scandal. John Mayer's seen with a different girl leaving a different club every night. One of those girls one night was Janet. Wait, really? Janet and Gina with John Mayer. One of our bonding moments. moment. Yeah. But he seems really cool now. He's cool. He's really funny, really smart guy.

But so, okay, so like, I don't think bad to say about it. When I heard that him and Courtney Kardashian might have been a thing, I was rooting for that. How hot would have that? That would be so hot. She's my favorite, Kardashian. I should, uh, I like Chloe the best I think. Really? Yeah. I mean, Kim will always be like my queen. Have you met her? Yeah, I've met all of them. But if I were to be friends with one of them, like, I've talked to Chloe the most. I think I relate with her the most. They both have these nails. They're like, yeah, we're like same age. But, but. They both have things. No, we literally

the same nail artist. Oh, for real. Okay, okay. So, um, okay, so going back. So, like, early those, like, Hollywood days for me, like, that was when I, like, met a bunch of celebrities and, like, they're, you know, hot models and stuff everywhere. Then I got in a relationship. And I was with Shay for six and a half years.

And then a month and a half after the divorce, I got with Rob. And then we broke up, but we were still kind of hanging out. And then I moved to Vegas. And then in Vegas, that was when it started again. Chickendales and magic. Mike. Wait, tell me about Vegas, because I went to Vegas before L.A. And I'm, like, going to sound like a hater, but I was, like, kind of like over Vegas

really quickly, too. Okay. We need to take you to Vegas. I know. I don't know what is wrong with you. I just got back from Vegas yesterday morning. Okay. And, okay, so being back in Vegas, being single for the first time since I was like 24, 25 years

old, I went to a lot of magic mic and Chippendale shows. That's kind of who I ended up hanging out with at the end of the night. So I was like, whoa. I forgot what it's like to be in bed with a guy with abs. Yeah, that's crazy. Who has, like, dance moves. You know, but, like, Rob had a dad bod. But isn't that, like, isn't it like, aren't they too, like, into themselves then if they look like that?

No, actually. No, those, those ones you can weed off before they get in bed with you. They know how to, like, work a crowd. They know how to, like, work women. And, you know what I mean? It's like an audience. I know, but I'm just picturing them, like, just, like, looking at their muscles. And there are some of those, but those aren't the ones that I continue to hang out with. Wait, but you, so you were in Vegas for how long doing the show?

Like half a year. Just half a year? Yeah. That looks so cool. It was so much fun. I mean, it was exactly what I needed after the breakup and divorce. It came just in time. I felt like I was dealing with like a double heartbreak.

It was like I never did process the divorce. I got right into another relationship. Then when he broke up with me, I was just completely crushed. We stayed friends with benefits. And then I went on a date with someone else. And then he freaked out. Same as, oh, you haven't seen it yet. I won't spoil the ending for you.

however it just that it wasn't working so then I moved to Vegas I completely cut them off stop talking to him and then I have you know Chippendales and magic mics and I was just like wait I forgot I forgot yeah love it plural magic mic I need like a family tree of like a web to keep track of them sometimes okay so whatever but the show you did they were with gay guys the show that you did one gay guy one straight guy oh one gay guy was married so that was like not a thing We had a kiss every night on stage, but, like, we were just, like, homie. That looks so cool. How did you get that opportunity?

Is it just, like, an audition that you? Yeah, I auditioned, but Jay Rodriguez and Kendra Wilkinson opened the show in Vegas, both very good friends of mine for many years. Who's Jay Wilkinson? Jay Rodriguez. Oh, Kendra from the mansion. Yes. And Jay Rodriguez.

He was on Queer Eye back in the day. He's an actor. He's a radio show. He does everything. So she did your role. So, yeah. So she was playing the role of Robin. and I went, I was on a girl's trip in Vegas, we went to see the show, and I was just like, oh, my God, this show was so much fun.

And the next day, Jay called me, and he's like, so Kendra's contract is up in January. Is there any way, like, I don't know what your filming schedule is, but is there any way you can maybe take over her role, I'll put you in touch with producers? And I'm like, yeah, thinking there's no way in hell this is ever going to happen. It's one of those things that's like, oh, I have a movie. I want to put you in my movie. And I'm like, yeah, sure, I'll be at Vegas headliner. Yeah, that's going to work out. I'm like, cool, put me in touch.

Got a call the next day. They loved me. Because you're an actress. Yeah. So you like audition and did the whole thing? So they sent me three scenes to put on tape. I put them on tape. They said they were literally laughing out loud at my audition tape.

And then boom, I got it. Fast forward. She's on top of cabs. We're like in Vegas. I'm like, She's not that's so cool. Your face is right there. It's still on the marquee, the big jumbo tron of Paris like under the balloon. I just saw yesterday.

Yeah, I think I saw it too. but I knew that you, right, you're not on it. So it ended, so you were there alone in Vegas for the whole six months? Yeah. I mean, she was with the magic mic. But like, I'm just saying she moved, you moved alone. Yeah, I mean, I've lived by myself since the divorce. But like, that's a big deal.

Yeah, and that was one thing that was like really annoying just with like, I mean, you never saw any of that on the show last season. And it's like everyone knew I was in Vegas. But when I was there, that's not, we film in the summer. So, like, you didn't get a seat any. Part of that, but that's the biggest thing I've ever done in my life. So you wish that was on the show? I just, I wish everyone got to see it because

I think you would have got to know a different side of me. Yeah. And I've never lived anywhere other than L.A. my whole life. I've never been up until then. I had never been out of Southern California longer than 10 days. But, you know, that's a big deal because, like, moving

places for everyone that's like, that's, like, that's anxiety producing as fuck and like going through what you were going through like it doesn't matter if it's like a four what is it like four and a half hours it's still like a mega move and like a mega big deal it was a really big deal and it just after like being there like the first two weeks I literally packed up my bags on Christmas day my sister drove with me and we went out there because I had rehearsal the next morning so it was like Christmas and then it was New Year's the holidays I'm like not with my ex-boyfriend anymore I'm like sad I'm living in a new place, but that turned around real quick. I just had to go to the right shows.

How does that even have? Did they recognize you, or they just thought you were hot? So, both Chippendales and Magic Mike, when I went to those shows for the first time, I went with a friend of mine who lived in Vegas, and they pulled me on stage in both shows. Oh, my God. So getting pulled on stage, I met the guys, and then we got drinks after, and then, you know. But would you want to marry a Magic Mike? No. Okay. No, I don't even know if I want to ever Mary. Anybody again. They have select purposes. The magic mics. Yeah, they were perfect for what I needed.

But we're also, like, I'm still friends with like all of, any guy I went on a date with, made out with, slept with, like, I'm still friends with everyone in Vegas. Oh, I thought in general. Yeah. No. Yeah, I literally just texted me like two hours ago and that's how my weekend was. Okay. Yeah. Come back.

No, because what, like, because of the way Sheena is, like, and I'm just going to compare it to myself for a minute is like people that are like a lot and like spicy and like talk a lot and are like vibrant usually are really compatible with like a she type i'm not saying like with someone that doesn't need the attention who's like quiet who's like yeah and like for me that like my husband literally barely talks and like it works because i talk all the time you like to eat so and um so yeah so i mean having fun with those types of guys but like i picture you with someone like

chill AF you know yeah like someone chill I know I know what you're thinking about I know what there's a kind of cutie new server at sir but she'll we not do a server in sir she's so cute no it does not have you ever other than Adam really you've never really dipped

the pen and company ink but so I feel like you're hesitant but this one's cute Tom Tom wait but aren't you trying to get on the PJ what are these servers you're not talk about that. Good for you. I'm, I'm due with that. We have so much fun flying and coach, like, jammed in a middle seat together. Dude, but we flew to

Australia coach. Uh-huh. Yeah. And we were like, how many hours is that? 12. 12, 14, something like. We were cracking up the whole time. We were like, excuse me, could us peasants have a couple more crackers, please? And we're sitting there like, this is actually hilarious that we're like scared to ask this lady for crackers. It's like, you don't do that in a private chest.

Yeah. So were you, because I just saw you guys, like, going to Solvant. Was that exciting being on the PJ? Were you like, whatever? I mean, I've been on one quite a few times. I'd be scared Shedlights by the way. That's the thing.

Ariana like hates flying on small planes. It looks so clash of fun. It was really small. It was a quick flight. But I just, it's just not me. Like, it's nice and all.

And like Randall and Lala were so kind and generous and flew myself and a friend to Coachella this year. Again, another like 25, 30 minute flight. But it was like, it was amazing. It was so much fun and so just convenient. You know, you just show up

and then boom, you're in Palm Springs. but and now I bought a house in Palm Springs so now I'm like shit but I mean it's fun when I do it but it's not something I ever expect or want or crave it's just like if it happens and it works out cool but like if you fall in love with someone that has

mad money then like cool but you're not going to look for it because I think at the end of the day like we're not sucking dicks for it because I was talking to someone about this like girls that look for that will get that not in a bad way like if you say you're whole life, I want to date someone or marry someone with mad money. And that's my goal. You'll probably get that because that's what you're putting out there. Like, I believe in that. Like, if you're looking

for true love or for whatever, then you'll probably find that. And if you can find true love and he has some buccaroos, then like, cool. But yeah, I actually really do like, like, like, like I said, like everyone on the show, I find super redeeming qualities. And I'm not like, oh, I don't like that. I don't like that. But obviously, like, I don't relate kind of like to that brand of feminism of like, you know, fuck guys for things. And I actually don't think she means it either. Like, if I had to be, like, therapist, Amanda. You can't be, like, making faces of Janet that I, like, don't know what you're talking

about, Gina. Well, I'm just saying in my, from my point of... I just don't know why you would say that on national television if you didn't mean it. I mean, that just... Because maybe it's a brand, you know what I mean? It's, like, sounds cool. I don't... You're not sure about it.

She got a lot of heat for it. Yeah. So I just feel like, I don't know. And I think it is, you know, good to be honest and open. And I think she does mean it in a humorous way. You think she means that she likes sucking dick all day, hairy balls in her mouth. That's what she likes? No, a hondo no.

What girl likes that, Gina? A girl with a really nice Gucci collection. No, what girl likes a penis in her mouth all day? No one. Okay, so we were at Lala and Randallel's engagement party, which wasn't filmed. They've kept, you know, that life, you know, private. But you, I saw a whole side. of them there that was so lovey-dovey and had nothing to do with money or anything else that I was

really surprised by because I had you know I'm friends with all I met Randall a couple times before that but I hadn't really seen them together and I so my you know idea of them was all from the show too mostly and once I saw them at their engagement party they had so much like genuine love they were both like crying holding each other he made her this like video side show of like it was so sweet their whole relationship and I was like oh my god okay like yeah this is not sucking dick for a PJ. No, but although that's how it started, they really did fall in love and they really do love each other. Yeah, she said, I think I was just on the episode, which like 50 put up that scene with like the 50 drama. So I think I just watched the episode where

she's, uh, Lala's with Stasi at the hair salon and she's, um, Lala's just selling the story about how she got the audition for the row and stuff. And that's kind of how the 50 shit, which like, I lived for. And now I follow 50. And I'm like, I think I need to on, yeah like he's not that interesting like now he's asking other people we don't care about for money so it's like he's trying to be he's like provoking yeah yeah he's a fiery one he's one he's one of people in jordan woods too i'm like why am i still following you again why are you following her unfollow that how because i need to know what's up i love both of your i loved your story highlight about the jordan thing because that's how i was checking like who's unfollowed who's unfollowed her who's unfollowed her how to know but you know what and this is why i love van Vanderpump is another reason. Reason number 3,400. It's because, like, with Kardashians, like, live, long live, the Kardashians. Love them. But we know what's going to go down at the end of the season. And it's like, with Vanderpump, it's like, boom. Yeah. Season opens with, like,

cheating, like, shit goes down. Yeah. Like, it doesn't, there's editing tricks and stuff like that, but you don't wait till the final scene of episode 25, because you guys have 20. episodes of season. The Kardashians are probably going to have like 13, 10 of which are them eating the Calabasasas salads, which I can't believe I'm not going to get it. I know, right? Are they so good? I've never had one. I've never had one. They don't eat you guys. I've asked them about 7,000 restaurants. You guys don't eat. Who doesn't eat? Oh, us? Both are you? I was like, oh, we eat so much, but Calabasasas is far. Yeah, as far. But those salads look good. I think we've been to Cal Bassist once together in the last two years.

No, I eat a lot, but I do eat a lot at Sir and Tom Tom. I live on the West Side. I know. Everyone was like really unhappy to come to your... Oh, my gosh. And I like to cook, and I like to use Postmates. Would you like living on the West Side now? I absolutely love it.

I will never leave. Really? What's like the difference? Except for Palm Springs. Now we'll leave for... Well, yeah, because that's like a vacay house. That's so fun. But I just, I love how it's like far enough but close enough.

I mean, literally in no traffic, it is. It's only 25 minutes. To here, let's say. Yes. Okay. Yeah, even less here. But like to Sir, like to West Hollywood, to the like epicenter of L.A. Like 25 minutes from Marina Del Rey.

Sir, the epicenter of L.A. You know, I'm just saying like West Hollywood is like, it's so far from any highway. Were you living in West Hollywood before? Yeah, I was like seven minutes from Sir. You were seven minutes from Sir. Yeah. But I just, it's worth the drive and traffic to be able to walk to the beach every day. to wake up and look at boats

and just like it makes me happy I just I really like living over there for like doing what you know you feel and I'm at LAX almost every week I go somewhere almost every week why because I like to travel really okay and I mean a lot is work but a lot of it's been fun too like I mean we literally traveled the world this year

it started at Sundance then we went to Australia then we were in Denver then I was in Atlanta then we went to Nashville and then we're in Vegas and it was just like Hey, Janet, are you single, too? I am newly single. Oh, my God. But, like, for Sheena is good.

The first time she's said it on shenanigans. I've said it out loud for a lot of times. Wait, but you were doing all this, like, Sheena wing-womaning before you were single. Yes. Yes. I was in a relationship, but still traveling a lot. Just because I was like, I'm not going to, you know, I was married before, too. Sheena and I went through very similar divorces.

So I was like, you know, when I was in a relationship, I didn't want to just ditch everything else that I had going on just to be with someone, I was like, I really want to have a balanced life. Clearly, that didn't work out very well. I mean, it's just, we haven't found the right person yet. No, 100%. And I'm not, we're going to be sister wives one day. We are going to find the right. But I'm also not looking. I'm not on dating apps. I'm not like, set me up with a friend. Like, I don't want to go on blind dates. Like, I just, I mean, in Vegas this weekend, like, a guy I've known for a year and a half, He was there, like, opening night of my show, friend of, like, Mikey and Kayla, two of, like, my closest friends in Vegas. And it was his birthday.

And it's one of his best friends. And we were all out for the night. And I know he's, like, had a crush on me. And then, you know what? I mean, we ended up making out at Hyde and whatever. And you were having fun. I think Katie did say when she was on my show, she said that you're living your best life right now. I am.

And that's the thing. It was like, I wasn't looking to make out with anyone or hook up with anyone. Vegas this weekend. But then it was just like, we just hit it off and we're like, why didn't we do this when I lived here? But still not like the guy. I mean, I don't know. You're having fun. We've talked non-stop since I got back. But you said you're, you keep like really good relationships with everyone you break up with. Yeah. And Rob, too. So we, we, the doorman. Why doorman? Because he used to be a doorman. Wait, Rob, Viara. How do you say his name? Valletta. Oh, I made him like, I don't know what I made.

Vayarta? No. He was a soap star? No. He was in like three episodes of days of our lives as a lawyer. So why he gets like a title of like soap stars somehow. No, he was a doorman at a club before he was on Vanderpump rules. He had a couple like guest star acting roles.

And no, he is not a soap star. He's not a star at all. Wait, what about the other Robbie? Robbie and I are friends. Yeah. Yeah, we're good. We had like a six month break from each other where we were both stubborn. And then finally one day I just like told his.

roommate who's a good friend of mine. I was like, look, either tell Robbie to apologize to me or like wait for the thing that he like crashed at your house. What was the thing? He, no, he just like disappeared one day. Like, we were supposed to hang out. And then I didn't hear from him the next day. Oh, you had a date on the show. Yeah. You had a date on the show. It was very bachelorette. I know. I was like, wait, Sheena for the next bachelorette. Like, what's up? Those bachelor guys, they're like the bachelor alum. They all live in a house. When we first met them. No. They all In this giant, gorgeous house. Who? Who? Who? Who? It's Robbie.

When we first, when they first moved in, it was Chase McKendry. McKenry. Nicknery? Chase is hot. Chase is hot. I'm like pointing at you. Robbie, their friend Kenny. And then Jeff Holm who was on. He won Emily's season. Emily the blonde. So it was all five of them.

And then it's like Cory Brooks and Robert Graham and like all of the guys. It's just like there was. They live in a house together? They all lived in this giant gorgeous house. I think they're still in like... They do, because we went on like six group dates with their house. For real? This was like two years ago.

Yeah, but like, yeah, we went on... No, but Sheena had it downpacked. She had like the lines of like, I could see myself, you know, all the like... On this journey. I mean, I religiously watched The Bachelor and Bachelor Reds. Oh, so what do you think of this season? Okay, so one of my friends actually is on this season. I didn't watch last night's episode yet.

I didn't either. So we're good. We're the same. He hasn't gone a ton of camera times. He probably wouldn't like know who he is. but his name is Devin He's actually him And I think Pete or Peter

I think we're going to have them here soon I just yeah Wait Devin what does he look like Light skin he's He's mixed with a lot of different things I'll show you hers I'm thinking like of someone with dark skin But when you said light skin

That So yeah so he's on this season I wasn't like Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I recognize him Yeah but out of all of the girls of last season I wasn't like team Hannah oh my God I'm so excited for Hannah to be the

Bachelorette so if it wasn't for Devin I probably wouldn't even really be watching this season as much because I've been so busy just like moving into the new house and like summer is my busiest time of year I'm like four episodes behind on the Kardashians I haven't even watched the voice finale yet I know who won but there's just so many things on my DVR right now I make sure to stay up to date with Housewives

because that's most important Which one New York? Beverly Hills Oh you're not watching New York No, I've never watched New York. So, see, because I watch New York and I don't watch Beverly Hills, and I always ask people if they think it's like, everyone watches, like, where they're from. People are like, no, but I guess it is true. Well, I mean, I watch Jersey.

Oh, Jersey is good. I watch Beverly Hills because my boss is on it, and I need to know what's going on. But isn't she, like, not going to be on it? I don't know. I really, you don't know. I don't know. She doesn't tell us stuff like that. Yeah.

So. Because I know that is going on, and I'm like, hmm, intrigue. I feel like it's a messy and stuff. and then Boring Housewives season for everybody right now. I think, yeah. For New York, too, it's like, and everyone's like, I can watch the New York women do anything. And I'm like, I can't.

I need some drama. Like, I need something to happen. So you watch The Bachelorette. So what do you think of Hannah now that you're watching and? I mean, it's only been, what, two episodes, I think that I've seen. Of like two hours, yeah. Yeah. So I don't think I've really formed an opinion yet.

I mean, I think more so as The Bachelorette than just being on the show, you see more of her personality. I think some people can find that annoying some people can find it endearing I'm kind of in the middle of that I think she has a lot of moments where she's so cute she has a killer body She does! She's a great

What the fuck? How? But I just I never like judging someone based off an edited television show because if everyone just judged me based off that I would have a lot less friends. Why do you think she knew that you were edited? It's not even editing necessarily

it's just you don't you don't see me doing my podcast you don't see me in Vegas you don't see me in janet because they only filmed during the summer so like okay for Vegas she did that in the off season obviously yeah and they weren't filming and i think it's interesting okay so like in Vegas that's the time i think that you became the most independent in your life yeah you i mean you did all the scary stuff that like it takes a lot of balls to do and you have to be independent so i think that was the time that you moved on you became yourself you became like this independent person but you didn't see that on the show you just saw her get end of rob relationship, come back with Adam and then have this thing happen. So you didn't really see

like the growth and the becoming independent and being okay, being alone in Vegas, which was a huge chunk of time. And I just have like a whole, I mean, I'm from LA. I'm the only person on the show really from LA. I have a whole life outside of the cast. Like I have, they are in your own friends. I have my seven West Side single girlfriends who I go out with all the time who are fucking hilarious, but like you'll never see that because they're not on the show. Like Janet and I are together at least five days a week, but it's weird that there's not dating rumors. I'm like offended. Wait, how are you not on the show? You see me sometimes at the back of my head and like, you'll see me like past, in the, in Jackson, something, Jackson Tom's

birthday. Yeah. They had the roller skating rink. I was wearing this big afro. And everybody else is like getting pulled aside to film and like, you know, do this stuff the whole time. I'm just like laughing. So in that episode, if you see a girl with an afro like going around, that's me. But they are really, like, Katie, Stasi, Kristen, like, they are, like, those are their core friends for, they don't have anyone. They have other friends. No, they do.

They have other friends. And I got in trouble saying this on a podcast a few years ago where I was like, Katie, I said the difference is I have, like, a big group of a lot of close friends, whereas, like, Katie, Kristen, and Stasi, they do. They absolutely have friends outside of the show. But they keep a smaller circle. So it's not like, I have more friends. Was that the drama where you came back

and you and Katie all of a sudden Yeah, because I really liked your friendship. And we're good again. Like, I fucking love her. That's great. But it was just, it was something I said that was misinterpreted. And I'm like, no, I'm not saying like, oh, you're this

bitch who has no friends. Like, I never said that. I was just like, you keep a smaller circle. I keep a big one. Like my birthday party this year, a few weeks ago, we had it on a yacht in Marina. But I could only have 45 people. And that sounds like, only.

Only. Only, yeah. I get 45 people in LA to show anywhere for me. But then I realized after that there were like five people who I'm like, oh my God, how did I forget to invite this person? But it was like I already had, it just, I just, I know a lot of people. And I have my close friends who I'm like close with. I know I say like, oh, that's my best friend, this is my past friend, it's my best friend. But it's like I have a core group, but I just, I do have a lot of friends.

And a lot of those friends are people I've known longer than some of the cast. Like my friends Natalie and Nicole live on the West Side. I have known since 2007. And it's like just because like maybe people on the show don't know them. I'm like these are people I've been friends with a lot longer than you. So it's like I feel like people watch my social media and like, who are all these random girls she is always with? I'm like people have known a really long time.

People went to high school with. If people don't know that you like have a life outside the show. Yeah, but it's just like you just don't see it. So that's what I'm saying. It's not editing. I'll never blame editing on anything. We make a great fucking entertaining television show. It's just you only see.

see small parts of my life like last year was you saw me and adam that was it just me and adam literally nothing else and i'm like do you people seriously think that my entire life last year was only adam and like if you think about it if you add up the amount of time in each scene i was in season seven let's just say in all seven seasons if you add up every single scene i'm in you've seen probably less than five hours of my life over seven years that's crazy so when you think about it like that it's like just because you're only seeing these scenes it doesn't mean that's the only thing going on in my life and like when you see a conversation that's a three-minute scene it was a two-hour conversation so it's just like i'm not i will never blame

editing but you just no one ever gets the full picture yeah and so that's the only thing that is frustrating when i do have a whole life outside of just adam last year i didn't feel like it was so adam or my not keep watching wait no because i remember rob was like a like that was the season of Rob, no? Yeah, two seasons ago was the season of Rob. Yeah. Whatever. You got a bad thing.

Speaking of, let's play a game of Fuck Mary Kill. Okay. Shag Mary Kill. Oh, no. I hope Rob isn't in this game. You can kill him. All right. First one.

Yes. Tom, Tom, and Jacks. Okay. I've given this a lot of thought in my life. Because at first I was like... You thought Schwartz was hot. On one of the season recaps, you were like, Tom's hot, right?

Right. Things change. No. I still think he's good looking, but it's hard for me because, like, when you ask me about marriage, I take it seriously. Yeah. I'm like, who would be? And I'm like, wait, but Schwartz and.

Sandoval. Sandival were caught doing shitty things. So was Jacks. So was Jacks. But I'm saying, Jacks, obviously. Jacks is in the first. No. But Jacks is like, how did you freaking know?

No, but then my two, so Jacks for sure. But then my two other options also fucked up. you know so what i'm thinking after uh contemplating this is fuck jacks i'm assuming that he knows what he's doing you know what i mean i'm assuming he'll someone said this i think one of my gay guy friends said this to me the best he's like jacks will fuck you better than schwartz will like he said that

i was like okay that that kind of makes sense so i think shorts is a classic penis oh i heard that he has a big no he calls it a classic day Classic dick. Because Katie's like made jokes that he has a small dick. He goes, it's just a good classic dick, you know? I think fuck Jacks, even though I'm like, we're picturing it right now and I'm not sure about it.

And I think I'd marry Tom Sandoval. Okay. And at that point, I'd kill Schwartz, which I kind of feel bad about. Aw, for Schwarzy. Wow. Why? Is that like a weird? No, I guess honestly, I was thinking about it. And I'm like, I'll just, I would agree with you with Sandoval. You would marry Sitz, Tom.

Yeah. Because was that? Cheating thing ever, the Miami girl. That never happened with it. This girl was trying to get camera time. That ugly girl? She got it. Like, come on.

Sorry, that sounds mean. I just meant like out of nowhere. When you're dating Ariana, you don't. You don't cheat ever because she's amazing. But she didn't even, Ariana was like, who'd have? Like, she didn't even care. She's like, I'm not even going to blink at this. If you trust your man, then why are you going to give any light to these rumors?

It was just like. So that was a non thing. Yeah. Okay. So see. I didn't even believe that as a viewer. But I think Sandoval is really amazing to Ariana and I, yeah. He's so, I'm watching the episodes now where like he's talking about babies all the time and I kind of feel it for him.

Just because like, it's so funny because I've never once heard Sandoval talk about a baby. I see it all the time on the show and then I'm like, I've never seen. I talk Sandoval to be is the guy who's like at karaoke too late. No, just because like you not, I don't, if someone says they don't want kids, that's fine. someone does that's fine but you kind of need to be on the same page with your partner or else like you're looking at a few years and you're both like wait what i mean and they both knew where each other stood on those like life situations when they were just friends so he knew going into it that she never wanted to get married or have kids but i think maybe he just thought like oh but one

day it'll change yeah you know fast forward five years it doesn't change so you think it's not going to change i don't i don't i don't want to be pregnant that's the thing could I see her being like maybe a stepmom or like to like an adopted baby or something like that yes I just know she just doesn't want to be pregnant she doesn't want to get married but you know what some relationships who aren't married work out the longest yeah no I mean the marriage thing isn't the thing but I think the kids thing is like if you if if let's say Tom wants kids and she doesn't and then it keeps like kind of stringing along the time then it comes to a point where you're like oh wait, fuck. And you don't want him, like, regretting it. You don't want her doing something she doesn't want to do. I have two more scenarios for you still. Oh, there's more.

I thought that was a main one. Okay. Nope, that was the first one. Okay, so what did you say? Wait, sorry. You said Mary Sandoval. So where are you fucking? This isn't my game.

This is your game. I just said I agreed with you on one of them. I'm one of them. Okay. But you're not going to say who you're going to fuck or you're going to go? Nope. Okay. James, Peter, or Guillermo.

Ooh. you don't think Guillermo's hot Dude Giermo's so hot Hey did you talk to him last night Did you hear his accent He said he was like hello no Are you doing no no here's a champagne

You guys would have Would fuck Wait James Giermore Giermo or Peter This is hard I love all of them That's a good one I'd have to kill James

Oh I'm sorry No if it's between marrying him Or having sex with him Shit so am I having sex with Peter Or I'm marrying Peter Fuck Well, okay

Giermo's already married If that helps What do you mean? It's pretend I can marry Giermo Meaning he's a good husband That's what I'm saying But Peter would be too

Yeah Peter's so loyal And like shows up You know He's at Sir still If you're cool having Like Star Wars marathons For the rest of your life

Marry Peter No I'm not No so I'd marry Giermo Have sex with Peter Peter's buff Peter is buff Peter is, is that buffness or did he like... No, he's like...

No. He looks good with a shirt off. Peter's looking good these days. Really? I'm like, hello? Is he getting, like, girls and stuff? Peter has no problem getting girls. Really? Yeah. Cool.

I don't know any girls that he's been with, but... I know too many. I was like, literally, like, when he was here last week, I was like, Wait, I go, okay, so there's Playboy, there's Girl with Kid, there's O.C. There's random girl. I'm like, I don't know their names. I just like, no, because there's so many, I can't check. Like, the other day, I was watching an episode with him, and he was

like, so what are we doing? Bringing girls with titties? You know, he said something like that the other guys would say and would sound like, like, play a playa. And with him, I'm like, Peter. That's so funny. He was not you. He was like, I would never talk about a girl's boobs. But I do need a good set of titty. I was like, oh, no, there was an episode too where you guys were playing like, spin the bottle or some shit. And him and Stasi were making out. And it was a no Bueno. They dated. I know. But the makeout, there was like a Zoom. With a, Bachelorette like don't you watch them like make out yeah I hate watching people make out I hate it too but I but I do it and I like I'm like looking I'm like is there a tongue

I know I know he would like he would like lizard in the tongue Colton and I'm like and I'm following that relationship are you what do you think about it yeah he was um we had him here it was um right uh the day after the first episode aired oh my god so I already actually knew the outcome because I always find out before the how do you find out Gina? Um, either I have friends who work on the show or I become friends with someone who was on the show or I just read Reality Steve. He's always right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you knew. So I knew, but he is such a sweet heart. And I just think she was like my pick from the beginning. So when I found out it was her, I was really happy for him. I mean, she was my pick in the sense that I thought she was this like perfect goddess of a woman. But I don't think, I still don't think she's so, I mean, anti-lawyer who is, I'm giving him a shout out right now. He does like. Like, he finds out shit about like Hollywood stuff. And he's saying that they still didn't have sex. I saw today.

What? Yes. I don't know if I believe that. I kind of believe that. If he waited for so long, why would he- That's him, but like she has already had sex. Yeah. She's just not. She's born again.

It doesn't seem like she's so, like, attracted to him. I'm telling you guys, it's not going to last for that long. To any of the best. He forced her. He forced her into a relationship. What do you mean? He was like, be with me, be with me. She's like, no, and he's like, yes.

Last scenario. Rob, Shea. Wait, which Rob? Or Adam. Ooh, her exes. Oh, not Robbie. No. Rob, Shea and Adam.

Sheena. Mm-hmm. What's you doing? I know mine. You would still marry Shea, right? Yeah. Okay. I think I'd marry Shea, too.

I just have to pick, oh, duh, kill Rob. Thank you. What are you kidding? What are you doing? What are you doing? I thought that was. It's an easy one. Wait, is Shea doing good?

Yeah. Good. Yeah, he's doing really well. Why did I think, did you put up a while ago, like a snap of you and him? Or, like, not a snap, an Insta? There was, like, something. Yeah, we were in Paris. It was in front of the Notre Dame.

But you put that up, like, a little bit ago. Yeah, it was like, whenever the fires happened, what was that, like, a month and a half ago? It was an old photo. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't current. It was when we went to Paris. Okay. But the only photos I had in front of the cathedral.

were with him and I was like we're on good terms like yeah so I didn't feel weird posting it yeah if him and I hadn't spoken and like it still was like on like terrible terms I wouldn't have posted that but we're in a really good place now good where um yeah like I kind of want to like have him around a little more yay so yeah just as friends like totally no I don't I really like whatever people think it's like I don't want a relationship right now now. People think I'm so like boy crazy that I just like want to settle down. I'm like, no, I don't. They're like, no, but you're the type of person. I'm like, I know what type of person I am. And I know the type of person I am right now wants to keep having fun with the people I'm having fun with.

And I can't just pick one. No, it's 100%. People, I think when you get to a certain age, people think that you need to like get married. No, and that's why I'm freezing my eggs. It's like, come on. Like, we don't have to. Like it's 2019. We don't have to do that. If I wanted a boyfriend, you know who would be my boyfriend. And you know when it's going to happen. And you know when it's going to happen is what like it the way it happens for people is like the way Sheena is right now it's like when you're least expecting

it you're not hungry for it you're living your life and then like if you meet someone amazing and that works out then it does and if you know and that's how I think it'll happen yeah and anyone right now who I've met who like is amazing is just

a friend because I don't want a boyfriend right now if I like even if someone that amazing came along they'd have to be you know get to know each other first yeah yeah take that time like that was the thing like if adam and i would have worked out it would have been like the best love story because we literally started as homies we were best friends we did everything together i was there for him when his girlfriend and him broke up when he needed to go fly to this other state because his girlfriend it was just like all of these things like we went through so much together we like there was a night that he sat in my condo

in Vegas and cried to me about something that he was going through and then the next night I was crying to him about Rob, and it was just like, we had such a deep connection that the night we hooked up, it seemed like, okay, we shouldn't have done that the next day, but then we did it again, and then again, it was just like, I felt like something was going to develop because we're like, I mean, we started out as best friends. Like, that's how all the best relationships should start out. But if you're going to sleep with someone who is a close friend, if it's not going to lead into a relationship, don't do it. And I really did see something developing, but then it just, we were, in very different places in our lives. I mean, we're only four years apart, but it's a big four years. From 29 to 33, that's a big difference. I changed a lot. I was married at 29, divorced by 31, single 33. So it's like we just are in very different places in our lives. But like after our conversation this morning, like we've figured out how we can get back to being friends again. We can't hang out five days a week. We can't talk every day. Janet is not a number one fan. I've seen, I've seen too much of the highs and lows and ups and

and downs and backs and forth. Yeah, but... You don't really get to see his personality so much on the show, so I don't have an opinion. Wait till the finale. What, really? Stop! Right now, we... Just let's just say the only explosive thing in the finale is Adam. Mm-hmm.

And I. Mostly Adam. Yeah. I'm so excited. Yeah, so I don't want to spoil it for you, but... That's what nice of you. Yeah. So this season is going to be good, right?

It's going to be good. It's going to be really good. Oh, stay tuned. I'm so excited. Yeah. Speaking of, though, I do have to get to sir. Well, thank you guys so much. I had so much fun. Yes, this was awesome. Thank you for being here. We are shenanigans, Janet Elizabeth, with an X on the end.

That's such a good name. I know, right? It's like her porn star name. Oh, I was talking about shenan. I thought you were talking about shenanigans. Oh, I was talking about Janet Elizabeth. That's also a really good name. Yeah, I have shenan. Spelled with my name. Yeah. I love it. The one and only Shina. All right. Thanks for listening.

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