Not Skinny But Not Fat - TEL-AMANDA

Episode Date: March 1, 2022

Although in a different time zone, Tel-Amanda discusses the latest in Kim v Kanye, Shanna and Lamar on Celebrity Big Brother, Rosie O'Donnell's multiple f-ups, and an insider perspective on NYFW. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's your girl. Tell Amanda reporting live from Tel Aviv. What is of everyone? I miss you so much. I feel our different time zones. Don't you worry. I feel it too. Even though I am closer to like my European.

people and breastfeeding moms and whoever else is up, you know, during the times when I'm up when that means usually in like New York, it's like, it's a seven hour difference. It's so hard to calculate. I have to have it open on my, on my clock on my phone. Anyway, hi, everyone. I love you. Like I said, I miss you. There's been a lot going on, but also like not that much. And that's when the Kardashians come in and you're like, thank God for you. Because, Who's bringing it? Who's bringing the news, if not the frickin Kardashians? And even though it sucked, Kanye was bringing the news with his Instagram.

And it's so wild. I mean, I posted that tweet or I was trying to find the tweet that said like the best, the last book that I read is Kanye's Instagram, something like that. So as of right this moment, as I'm recording this podcast, all of his anti-Pete or like he likes to call him Skeet posts and post. regarding Kim and post regarding, you know, everyone that literally didn't agree with him, which is the world. The only post that's up is Pete's Instagram, which has now been deactivated. I mean, we didn't even get to enjoy Pete on IG. He wrote Ran Skeet off the gram, tell your mother,

I changed your name for life because he calls him Skeet, which in urban dictionary means like Jiz, a.k.a. sperm, aka. Yeah, disgusting. And it's just mean. It's just mean because this is bullying. You know what I mean? And I don't use that word lightly. I know a lot of people can use it lightly. I don't use the word bullying lightly. Not every bitchy, snarky comment is bullying. But what Kanye did to Pete on social media for no reason other than the fact that he's dating his ex. And even When Kanye tried to post his personal text messages with Pete, we could tell the Pete was lovely. Like Pete wrote in the text message that Kanye posted, you know, I do not want to interfere in how you guys parent or anything like that. And, you know, I'm, you know, I respect you. And he wrote at the end and I'd love to be able to like, you know, all meet one day and kind of be friendly and one happy family or whatever he said.

It was so sweet. And Kanye's caption was like, you will never meet my kids, which is so interesting because Kanye, didn't you go in a rant saying, you know, one of his first rants was saying that like he couldn't come in to Kim's house when North wanted to show him something

because Pete was there. And then the Kardashian camp did say, no, Pete hasn't met the kids. And I also know this for a fact, he hasn't met the kids yet. But Kanye did say that. So that just goes to show you that, you know,

a lot of what he's saying is not truthful. And he's also been acting like an ego maniac. And I'm not going to get into his like mental health. I don't know his mental health situation. You know, people like to say he's off the meds. He's on the meds. I don't fucking know what's going on with him. And I'm not going to judge that part. But I think that, and I've always said this, like even if you have mental health issues, you should not be, you know, other people should not technically get abused by that or suffer from it. And Kim has suffered from it in the past. I mean, he went on that rant about Kim wanting to abort.

North. And she forgave him for that. And I mean, I'm sure that put the first crack or one of the first cracks in their marriage. But, you know, what we're seeing from Kanye is really horrible, in my opinion. And while that's happening, his new documentary comes out on Netflix. While that's happening, Donda 2 comes out. So you have to ask yourself, is all of this kind of getting PR for that? Charlie Puth, like, tweeted something so true was like, he said something like, why? Why? When is it going to be about the music again? You know, when are we going to go back to the times where you didn't need a huge scandal to promote an album? And it's so true. But then you ask yourself, like, what's worse? You know, Kanye doing all this just to be an asshole just because he like is so possessive and he can't see, you know, pealing him together and whatever the fuck and really wants Kim back. La, la, la. Or is this to get press and, you know, all eyes on him.

while, you know, a documentary about him is coming out and Donda, too, is coming out. And why the fuck is he walking around with like literally dollar store Kim lookalikes? Like, that shit is sick. Like, that shit is wild. And me and so many other people I know, like I've had so many conversations, like, love Kanye, respect Kanye, think he's a musical genius. Like, even watching his documentary or like, wow, this dude believed in himself. And, I mean, talking about two, two,

22 and the power of manifesting like he fucking manifested and he made his dreams come true and I have nothing but respect for people that you know come from nothing and make the life that they want you know by themselves with 10 fingers and but what he's doing right now is unacceptable and I'm not sure even what to do about it like I'm not I don't even know how to you know I'm just trying to picture like Kim and how she is managing to co-parent with him right now and even handing off the kids and and that whole thing like i have no idea one of you guys damed me on instagram was like oh cam in north spotted at the danda event in miami or something and well she's actually in milan so that doesn't make sense and it's so funny because i was just asked

i did somebody's podcast here in tel aviv and she asked me like how do you know what to post like when people tell you and my answer was you know obviously i'm not my account isn't based on posting tips or anything like that and i don't frequent to do that because i i don't frequent to do that because i I don't know how to know what's true. But I literally told her before I figured that it out that it probably wasn't true. I was like, you know, but this girl said that she saw Kim and North. So like, I'll take that and believe that because it's something she saw them. You know what I mean?

And then I'm like, wait, that actually can't be, you know, Kim's in Milan. I don't think she would be going to Donda right now. Like, don't think that would happen. I mean, obviously they're trying to keep it good for the kids, which I can't imagine a world in which you would go. So I really do think that was false information. Maybe the girl that DM me literally saw a Kim lookalike, which is like I can't even fucking talk about it.

Julia Fox, I mean, that seems like old already. You know what I mean? That seems like old news. Now we're just experiencing kind of like the post Scott effect, but the post-Kanya effect with the Anka-chan, which like the TikToks and whatever, like make me laugh. but I'm also like, enough, enough, enough. But also, some of them actually do make me laugh, but enough.

I think we can wrap, wrap that up. But anyway, it is really sad to me that Pete Davidson isn't on Instagram. He had a link in bio after we waited for about a week for him to post something. I mean, there was a link in his bio of like a Robert De Niro thing where he's like, where he said some quote, which I'll tell you guys in a minute. But then his first post was kind of, he just took a photo of, or, a video, I think, of a movie that he's going to be part of. So it wasn't even that interesting. And right after that, he deleted his post maybe because of the comments that were, you know,

skeet and jet. But I mean, who knows? But yeah, people thought that Pete Davidson's Instagram bio it linked out to a video from the king from the film, the king of comedy. It's Robert De Niro. and he's saying to the audience, better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime. I don't know if it's shading Kanye. People think that it is might be just something that Pete resonates with.

But it's just interesting. I didn't even understand why he came on Instagram. Was it to prove a point? Or it just seemed like odd timing because he's gone on many interviews saying that, you know, social media isn't, you know,

positive vibes for him. and that's why he doesn't have any and then he comes like and that he's protecting his mental health and then he comes on at the most you know crazy time because literally there is one person out to get you on social media and his fans and whatever so it just felt like kind of a weird time to join social media you know when he's avoided it because of you know cyberbullying and you know And he said that he would always see memes about himself and shit about himself. And it's like, wait, babe, this is our time we're going to come on because this is like, you're going to see shit about yourself.

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Shana and Lamar were both on Celebrity Break Brother, both of them won fan favorite. And And, you know, even though I'm blocked by Shana on Instagram for just being a Cravis fan, I always said this. I like her. I liked her on Meet the Barkers. I thought she was so hot. I thought she was sassy and cute. And I really liked her. And I'm actually really happy she has a redemption story and people get to see her personality and not just some like bitter ex or, you know, a girl with a dumb fucking boyfriend, which we'll talk about him in a minute. Lamar obviously was super likable. He's. so cute. I know he talked so much about Chloe, but like, dude, not going to happen. Like, Chloe better fucking not go back to Tristan, but she also will not go back to Lamar. I feel like would she meet him for lunch? Like he was saying, like, I just want to meet her. Like, maybe because she's an amazing girl, but she's not going to go back there, especially not after him, you know, pooping his bed, you know, and whatever. I feel like she doesn't need to take care of someone right now. She needs to date someone who will take care of her.

And it's so sad, you know, I was looking at the Kardashian dating history naturally, like a few days ago. And I was just like, wow, like Chloe's dating history. Really, she's never dated someone who wasn't a dick, didn't cheat on her? Maybe aside from French Montana, which I wish we saw more of him on the show because I feel like he was her only relationship that stemmed from like a friendship. And she was probably easygoing and lighthearted and like he probably traded her like a queen. I want to hope because even James Hardin that she dated, I just read and was reminded that he also cheated on her. So she really needs to change up her, you know, the guys that she dates because obviously they're fucking dicks. And also she needs to realize that she's perfect and she deserves to be treated well, which I hope that she knows.

Anyway, regarding Shana, which is so hard for me, even though I watched Meet the Barkers, I've been calling her Shana for, you know, the past. ever since we, you know, started talking about her again. And it's Shana. So her boyfriend, Matthew Rondo, on and off boyfriend, piece of shit, arrested. He literally went on an Instagram live tirade that was literally so scary. And I'm so happy that he was arrested for domestic violence because he just was freaking insane. He went on her Instagram live somehow and said something like, so it's over K. Oh, Lord is fucking right.

Record me now because this is done. I'm done. I'm never talking to this fucking specimen of a fucking human again. The truth is I found out she was talking to other fucking people, this whole entire relationship. He wrote, we have a laptop that we fucking share together. My name pops up in the fucking laptop. This is a fucking asshole.

Oh, this fucking asshole is talking to her. she ain't over fucking Travis she ain't over anything so that's what she fucking is she's a fucking whore I don't give a fuck you can quote me on it it's fucking done she also he also claimed that she slept at their neighbor's house on Wednesday

and he legit pointed to the home so like I mean that neighbor should be upset about that people are saying that the allegations aren't true but he is I mean he seemed very very wild and very scary and it did seem like a domestic violence situation which should not be

tolerated very happy to hear he was arrested you know social media kind of is a place where you know the rules are there are no rules but you know what there is a fucking line and he fucking crossed it so goodbye before he was arrested i assume posted today was one of the most heartbreaking days of my life, to my family and friends. I just want you to know, I love you so, so much. You know, I never lay a hand at another woman. My mother is my angel, my best friend. Like, okay, you love your mom. That doesn't mean fucking anything. She raised me right. No, she didn't. I'm so disappointed and sad to how this industry spins and flips the truth. No, baby. We literally watched you be aggressive and violent and, like, fuming with like spitting foam out of your

mouth. So don't blame the media. I'm safe and I'm moving forward. I'm just mentally drained and incomplete disbelief. The love of my life has made me out to be the villain. No, you made yourself out to be the villain. This will be my last post for a while. God bless everyone who actually knows the truth of who I am and how I am as a man. Like literally you suck and when will people stop using social media to air out their fucking, you know, I mean, Kanye, for instance, it's like what is happening? It's like, and then blame the media while you're feeding the media, all this fucking shit. Anyway, you know, this is insane in the membrane. I hope Shannon is safe. And you know what? I actually do hope that she, you know, that her relationship with her kids is good, that Alabama

actually posted that she talked to her mom and her mom is okay, which we're obviously happy to hear. But yeah, I hope everyone just gets along and is great. And listen, the other day, even if you don't love the Kardashians or anyone adjacent, they're giving us. celebnos up the waso. You know what you mean? Like we, it's, there can be days with nothing but stuff about our favorite family. And, you know, another really good point to make is like, I know that we thought for a moment that the Hulu show might be something different. Because remember at the beginning, it was like Hulu had this like, came out with a statement, the Kardashian share that was like, the Kardashians will be creating content for Hulu. And it's

like, we were like, what are they doing? What are they producing? saying like, will it be the same? Will it not? It's like, yeah, it'll be the same. It's literally called the Kardashians instead of keeping up with us. So they dropped the keeping up with that. It's going to be the Kardashians. What I think is exciting is like, Hulu is like, think HBO, like nudity, like Hulu, they can curse. They can be more savage. They can show more shit than on cable. So we want to see, you know, Corny and Travis having sex, like whatever. I'm not asking for a lot. I actually did want to share with you guys. And I know this is. a little delayed. But as you guys know, I did an episode of the rundown like I did in LA, but I did

it at New York Fashion Week. We went to the Bronx and Banco show. And I was so excited to be able to do that. It was actually a day before I left to Tel Aviv. And it was like insane because you guys know me like in my head. I'm like, oh my God, I have to get ready and like I have to pack. Oh my God. I wouldn't do this. But obviously opportunity that I would not give up like for anything. And I've never been to New York Fashion Week. So it's very exciting for me to go. And I was supposed to be interviewing. I was told that I was going to be interviewing celebrities that would be at the show. And that's something that I've never really done. I've never, you know, held a microphone kind of like on the scene. So super exciting for me. So we went to the Bronx and Bonac Show. I just want to tell

people like New York Fashion Week ain't glam. Like, ain't glam. And I could have really guessed this about myself that I wouldn't, that it's not really my vibe. And let me tell you, it's not. like I know for a fact. So don't be jealous of all the like, you know, social lights and celebrities of fashion shows. Like it's not fun. It's like it's like to go to like be seen and it was crammed with people. And that's definitely not my vibe. I was also like wait on flying tomorrow and I have to take a fucking COVID test to enter. And I'm getting COVID here because I've not been in a room so packed with people without air. But I was just so excited to be there and obviously be there with E. And so, you know, and that is so fun for me that I'm just telling you guys legit about

fashion week and how to that I don't really, you know, connect with. But anyway, so we get to like the show. We're taken through this like back staircase really, really not glam. Everyone is super mean. Like everyone in fashion is mean. Maybe because they don't eat like I'm not sure, but it's like just a mean faces everywhere. And I'm like not used to that. You know, and it's like, hey, then, man, like supermodels also not used to supermodels in person. You're like, whoa, you're so tall. Like, it's insane to see it in real life, like, honestly. But more so, I was shocked how mean everybody is.

I mean, I know the stress of, like, putting together a show like this. But, like, everyone that was in charge, like, was just, like, angry. And, like, move over here. And, like, no room over here. And I was like, oh, my God, this is not for me. I'm, like, when we are nice. But it was super exciting because I knew that Tasha from the Bachelorette was going to be there. I knew that Melissa Gorga was going to be there.

And we were definitely waiting to like see when we could grab them. And it was really, really fun to be able to talk to them. And it was so funny because when I grabbed Tasia, I was like, Tasia, like, it's a lot. And she knew about it. And she was like, oh, my God, I get sent. I was like, I made a, it's a lot gift, gift because you said it so much on the show. She was like, oh, my God, I got sent it so many times. So that was a super cool moment.

And then I didn't even know. So before we go, it's like I got kind of a sheet of who was going to be there. But what we didn't know is that Jasmine, who plays Taisa on Yellow Jackets, is going to be there. But I spotted her. I was like, oh, my God. And legit went to grab her. And she was so incredibly nice. She also has music that just came out.

And she's beautiful. And she had some theories on what's going to happen in season two of Yellow Jackets. and she was just super awesome and I also got to talk to Melissa Gorgon I don't think that aired in the episode but she's also Gorge and I had to ask her which is so wild you guys

because I literally never did it right so I'm like I catch myself like wait no one's preparing me for this I'm holding a microphone you need to remember to like put it to their mouths when they speak and to your mouth when you speak which is like sounds easy

but in the moment you're like and also like I kind of was thinking of questions like when I was talking to the people and with Melissa Gorga like what I knew I had to ask her was like about Joe Gorga I was like what do you think of his like memes and like motivational quotes on his Instagram and she was like oh my God and she's like he uses the same picture every single time if you guys know what I'm talking about go to Joe Gorga's Instagram it's fucking hilarious and then I he's also been doing stand up and I know he said some really like kind of scandalous things so I had to ask her

I was like, okay, what are you more into? His stand-up or his memes? And she was like, I got to say his stand-up. Because I could only imagine if my husband was doing those memes, like, I would fucking cringe. You guys know what else is so wild is I realized, you know, I've always said that I've been manifesting what I'm doing today for my entire life and, you know, all that stuff, which is definitely true. But I was hanging out with my girlfriends that I grew up with this week. And I know them from when I was seven, and I haven't hung out with them in a few years because of COVID. We weren't here.

And when I met them, I was very judging, like, each relationship and how is, you know, she treating her and what's going on there and who's closer. And, wait, why didn't she ride up with her? They live in the same place. And, like, wait, everyone's going home at midnight. Why is she staying behind? And I'm very, very, you know, inquisitive and I'm very interested. and I'm very judgy as we know. And it's funny because, like, the next day I was talking to one of the girls that

was there and I was like, wait, why didn't she go back with her? And why did she stay? And, like, what's going on? And she was like, Amanda, like, why do you care? I was like, because I fucking care. And she was like, literally, you talk about like Kim Kardashian and, like, you know, celebrities, like, why do you care about this shit? And I was like, girl, this is what I care about.

I've always loved gossiping. Even before it was about celebrities. like this is my fucking life and she was like oh my god it's so true like you love this shit always like i live for it i live for dissecting situations and understanding people and why they behave a certain way and getting into the nitty gritty and you know it's sometimes fucking stirring the pot or for standing up for what's right or whatever but i just thought that was a funny anecdote uh to share with you all okay you guys we all love to eat some ice cream or, you know, something else with dairy that you love that sometimes

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She really wants to be done with this. She really wants to be done with Kanye and her marriage to him. And she wants to be declared single. She says in the petition, I very much desire to be divorced. I have asked Kanye to keep our divorce private, which we all know he has not, but he has not done so. Connie has been putting a lot of misinformation regarding our private family matters and co-parenting on social media, which has created emotional distress, which I can imagine. I believe that the court terminating our marital status will help Kanye to accept our marital relationship is over and to move forward on a better path, which will assist us in peacefully co-parenting our children. Connie does not agree to end the marriage, which like is so wild,

could you imagine being in that situation? But at least it appears that he has come to the realization that I want to end our marriage, even if he does not. I ask that the court restore me to the status of a single person so that I can begin the healing process and so that our family can begin the healing process and move forward in this new chapter in our lives. I mean, this is freaking wild, you guys. Meanwhile, Pete will actually be missing SNL this week due to production on.

his movie. So, I mean, listen, he's living life. He's doing big things. And I mean, no one can, you know, take that away from him. I went into a deep spiral because this guy, Nicholas, okay, he has a wife named Roxy, and I guess he had a baby, a little baby girl. And they posted flowers that they got, like, thank you. First of all, they posted thank you to Chris and Corey. So looks like Chris and Corey are still together, even though that, you know, video of Corey making out with someone came out and then Kanye had this whole rant about how, you know, that's no mistake and if, you know, that it was probably planned by the Cargeners because they no longer needed Corey, whatever the fuck. But I guess that's not true because this couple received flowers

from Chris and Corey as a couple. This couple also received flowers from Rob Kardashian and Leanna Levy. I got very excited because there's a note, Roxy and Nicholas, like to the parents of the newborn and blah, blah, blah. Congratulations and love Leanna and Rob. Liana. Levy is also the founder of Form of Pilates. This is the Pilates spot in LA that's so coveted. You'll see Haley and Kendall right outside, many other celebs. And I got really excited. I was like, wait, Rob is dating this like super healthy, like,

girl, like just seemed like positive vibes all around. So I went into a deep spiral. Then I saw that she was engaged like in August of 2021. But then I saw that in December 2021. She said that she is no longer engaged. But then I was told by various sources that she is actually no longer with that person, but that she's most definitely not with Rob, that she was part of Rob's kind of crew growing up in calabasas and that they're just friends to me was just weird like do friends send flowers together like can you not send your own flowers i don't know it made me kind of like not understand but then again what do i understand about hollywood listen riri is just rocking this pregnancy in pregnancy fashion i mean no one has done it better than riri really like i don't i haven't seen anything like

it. Her belly is out and shining and beautiful and she's just beyond freaking gorgeous. Also, there's another celeb beauty brand by Gwen Stefani called GXVE by Gwen Stefani. And I'm over it. I'm officially over celebrity beauty brands and celebrity alcohol. And I'm just over it. Like, just stop. Like, why can't you be original? Why can't you come out with like, celebrity. you know, toe rings. I don't fucking know. Even celebrity jewelry is better than this fucking bullshit. What's with this beauty brand bullshit? Like, stop it already. I'm fucking over it. For real. Did you guys hear about the craziness with Rosie O'Donnell? I mean, this woman has fucketh up lately. Basically, she went on TikTok telling a story of how she mistakenly thought

that Priyanka Chopra's father was somebody else. So she mistaked Priyanka's father for being Deepak Chopra, which basically there are many Chopra's, but literally Rosie O'Donnell thought, well, since she's a Chopra, her dad is probably Deepak. But then when she apologized, she was like, I'm sorry to the Chopra wife and, you know, for thinking her dad was, you know, Deepak.

But then it's like, oh, wait, you're going to call her the, the Chopra wife and I mean it was just it was just really kind of gross she literally said Nick Jonas I apologize into the Chopra wife I apologize too she said she's like really gross and then she had to literally apologize again and say I didn't know who this like Chopra woman was and I'm now sorry for saying I mean how stupid is Hollywood I can't even repeat this story without you know, yawning of the wazoo. But then she had to apologize, you know, again, for calling her the choper wife and not calling her Priyanka.

And she had to be like, Priyanka, Priyanka, and then Priyanka had to post the whole thing being like, hi, everyone, some thoughts. I've never taken myself so serious. I think everyone would know who I am or my work, but la-la-la-la-la-la. And then Nick Jonas shared that because, you know, you got to. And, you know, the whole thing is just fucking exhausting. But, you know, that's what's been going on the past, you know, week or so in Hollywood while I am in Tel Aviv. I'm doing my best,

you guys, to keep up with everything that's going on. But I guess luckily for me, there's not much going on. So I'm not missing much with this time difference. But I will say that I do miss you and I miss being on your time zone. And I miss, you know, really catching up on everything in real time where it feels like I'm a little delayed. But I know that you guys will stick with me and I will be home soon. I'll also kindly ask you to rate and review the podcast if you love it and listen

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