Not Skinny But Not Fat - Thanksgiving and Thirst Monsters

Episode Date: December 3, 2019

Hope you had some good moist turkey! JK, I really don't because my family and I decided to stop trying to make turkeys happen and we just cook good food instead. Sistager Arielle joins me this episode to talk shit about Tyler C, because he wont stop sliding and slithering, now, with Kylie’s BFF (no, not Jordyn) Stassi Baby. We talk about those Justin Timberlake pics “hand holding” with costar Alisha Wainwright (I know that seems like a million years ago but it wasn't – good crisis management team, JT!). We also recap the AMA’s - THEY ALL DO IT FOR THE FANS, Hannah Brown winning DWTS, The Bachelor trailer is here, and more.  This episode was brought to you by: Away offers first class luggage at coach prices. Get $20 off by going to awaytravel.com/notskinny and use promo code "NOTSKINNY". Society6 is home to hundreds of thousands of artists from around the globe, uploading and selling their original works as 30+ premium consumer goods from Art Prints to Throw Blankets. Give thoughtful and unique gifts this season with Society6 by going to s6.co/notskinny and use promo code "NOTSKINNY" for 30% off. Woosh Beauty is for women who like makeup, but knows that makeup isn't life. So they made easy makeup that looks good. Get 30% off your entire order by heading to WooshBeauty.com and using promo code "NOTSKINNY" during checkout. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Travis Scott, like, doesn't even tickle my schnitzel. He tickles a lot of schnitzels, but... Doesn't tick on my ears. This is not skinny but not fat, and I'm your host, Amanda, bringing you the latest in all celebrity gossip, reality TV recaps, and anything happening in Hollywood right now that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is not skinny but not fat. Get off your phone. I will. Get off your phone.

Okay. We're on air. Oh, God. You get off your phone. Oh, but I'm looking at our podcast notes. All right. I'm so excited. You're excited?

Yeah. You don't look excited. I'm so excited. But, like, my lips are so chapped. I can't, like, move my face. As most of you could probably tell, Ariel, aka Cistagers, on the podcast today. She's back, back, back again, again, again.

Here she comes. comes, comes through the door, door, door for the win, win, win. So just before we get into, you know, pop culture, celebrity gossip and all that good stuff, there's a few things I want to discuss from our personnel lives. One, it's a vibe. Is a vibe. So I am living in the same apartment in New York with husband, but ready for, we just start signing our second. And, like, we're renewing for the second time.

And so I decided I wanted, like, when I moved in, I was, you know, it's buying furniture for a whole new apartment. Like, we had nothing was, like, so crazy, like, days and days of being online and looking at every single sort of member. It was, like, insane. It's so time consuming. And then there are things that you, like, put a lot of effort into. And there are things that you were like, ugh, whatever, I'll just get this. But, like, I love my apartment. But I was like, it's time to, like, make a little bit of a little change ruse.

Plus my carpet was white and it's no longer white. So Ariel helped me pick out this new vibe that we're obsessed with. Like I just posted it to my story today. I've never seen anything more beautiful. Really? Like I wanted in my apartment now. And also reconsidering our career in like interior design. A. you should.

She's very patient and very good at like really getting inspo from places and like implementing it. I love getting inspo from places and like implementing it. I love getting inspo. Where'd you get inspo for your apartment? Wasn't it like Caitlin Bristow? So, yeah, it was Caitlin Bristow and then with a mixture of Lauren Bushnell. But, like, yeah, I did get inspo from them. But I like also, like, seeing, like, nice things.

Yeah, she likes seeing nice things. I like furniture. Yeah, and she made her studio that's on my floor, as most of you know, so cute. I love going into your house when you're not there. And he's in my game. And now you say that my house is amazing, too. No, it's amazing. The new carpet vibe, like, changes the whole place.

Change my life. Like, I took a risk. Like, it was in. I was looking for, like, just a new carpet. I took a risk. I bought, like, a jute carpet and threw up sheepskin over it. And it was a little bit risky because, like, jude is, like, a very natural thing. It's not, like, a fluffy or, like, shaggy carpet.

Anyway, enough about that. We're sitting in a totes vibe. And you guys know how it is. Once you get in, like, a vibe of changing things up, there are going to be more purchases, more to chings, more swipe, swipes, swipes. Swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe. Unless it was just Black Friday. I'll tell everyone the amount of show you got. Oh, my.

No, I went insane. She clicked. She freaking clicked. Okay, we were in a house for Thanksgiving. There was nothing else better to do but to click away. We rented an Airbnb for the weekend with our whole family. Since we don't spend enough time together, we decided to go away for Thanksgiving. And you can cough. No, I know, I know.

So we went away to the Hamptons and took this pretty house and like cook. Basically, what do we do there? We eat. We cook. We eat, we snack, we cook again, we eat again. We have to watch the dishes that we cooked. We go outside, Leo, like, runs in the leaves. It's really cute.

We come back. We snack. We cook. We eat. And then when we try to do something, it never works out. So we go out on a drive and then we come back. We take the two dogs, my sister's baby. And then we're just like, so we'll go back to the house and, like, make skinny marks.

So that was a vibe. But I didn't get, like, anything for Black Friday. I know. And I kept trying to, like, influence you and, like, get you to get something because I felt so alone and you didn't oh my god clicking away like give into consumer culture stop it's you get the best deals you know month you're gonna want something and you could have gotten it for half price today like if i believe me that if i knew like i wanted x i would get x but i like i don't know so what am i just going to get you just go in the

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Selena Gomez performance. I know. So I feel bad because it was bad. So, but I did see a lot of tweets saying, like, she was much better, like, live in person than, like, what the video showed. But I don't see how, isn't the audio the same? But, okay, I want to say something else. Also is said that she had a panic attack right before going on. Which I get.

Like, which makes sense. I'm the first person to be, like, sensitive about that. But another, there are a few things here. Another thing is that this was already said about her on, like, I think her 2017 performance. like Google it you guys there was already like some performance that she didn't sound so great and again like the statement was that she had a panic attack and then I get messages from people being like no she had a lupus flare up and like I don't really know what that means and again like I respect her I feel bad for her I could never do what she does but at the same time like this is a performance like people came and performed the shit out of it you know like if you can't do it then like don't I know that sounds harsh but it's like you can't go on stage. She's the most followed person on Instagram. It's crazy. Like, I'm sorry, it's because of Justin Bieber.

Like, you know, I'm down with her. I'm fine with her. But she's more followed than Justin Bieber. She could probably get... She could probably get $20 million on a post. If she said, like... Oh my God, she'd get it in a minute. In a minute. Like, Justin is, like, still at 11 million. He couldn't get to the $20 million.

No, but, okay. So I do like her songs. So why do people love her so much? She's just like the most loved person. Why? She just is. I don't get it. She's like a Disney star from Barney, and she's just like, I don't get how she has the most amount of followers on Instagram. I really liked her. I don't think she's number one anymore, by the way, but she's up there. She's at the top. We obviously loved, like, Lucy to love me. We obviously loved look at her now.

Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. But she came on stage. Nothing happened. Like, it was very, like, it kind of reminded me, like. Of Britney 2007, give me more? Yeah. Yeah. It's it.

But I also think that, like, she, Selena is different than Brittany because Brittany was once the best performer. And Selena was never the best performer. Right. But she wasn't to, like, hip hop and she always put up, like, choreography things and stuff like that. Right. There might have been, like, better performances. But I don't, I think, like, that you need to have, like, a certain personality and presence on stage. And it was never really, really there.

The thing is, like, I would imagine, people said to me, like, about her anxiety, like I said, obviously, I'm the first person to understand that. But at the same time, like, if I tap into my, if I could try to picture me, like, okay, before I get on stage, would have a panic attack 100% would probably not even feel my heartbeat beatings of us. But I feel like once you get on stage, like that rush, that fight or flight feeling will give you so much adrenaline that you'll be like crazy on stage unless like you pop to Xanax and then maybe you won't. I don't know, but I also feel like if there's so much pressure on you in this one performance and she hasn't performed in two years. And you have to sing live. And you have to sing live. And there's also no music in the background. Like for, look at her now, she sounded better because there was so much like music in the background.

So don't do it. But if you're not Adele or Celine Dion, maybe don't do it. Yeah. Like no press, Selena. Let's be honest, your voice isn't what made you make do. Like that's karma in my face right now. Your voice is not what made you who you are. Like she doesn't have the best voice.

It's probably all like auto tuned and like cleaned up. Yeah, you never know. But, yeah, the look at her now, I felt so bad when there was, like, that part that she was, like, sang off key, but they're, like, I don't know, there's a line that she says, like, off key. What does it happen as a go? It's, um, I'm thinking of look at her now. Yeah, this is going to be good. This is going to be really good. No.

Sing off key. I'll look at the lyrics. I'll look at the lyrics. Hold on. I'm going to do it. Lose you to love me. Lyrics. Okay, you guys.

Oh, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-chorus. Wait. You promised the world and I fell for it. Oh, God. I put you first and you adored it. Sip fires my forest and you let it burn. Sing off key in my chorus. Because it wasn't yours.

Because it wasn't yours. Anyway, when she said sing off-key in my chorus, I was like, oh, my God, she actually sang that off-key. So that wasn't so good. but obviously we hope that she's well and and I and I again feel anxiety the most in the world. She has so much talent but I just wonder like if that was just like her team putting that out there so it's not like Selena can't sing it's like Selena had bad anxiety like I'm not I can't know we don't know we don't know we don't know but people being like

she had a lupus flare up right before she went on I don't I feel like people don't even know what that means they just like say it no but like yeah I mean she might have you we don't know like what's going on with her and her body i think it was just i'm trying to be like just like more i think it was just a really bad performance and it happens and it was very expected people really expected to see her and we're really anticipating it and i think it just like is one of those things that didn't deliver and everyone else you know was so even though like it's hard like taylor was good we're not like swifties you and i but definitely not swifties but i like taylor Swift. Yeah, no, I think she's great, but we're not like hardcore, diehard fans. And like when

in the whole drama with Scooter Brown, when he put up the post about like him getting threats, I was like, that's, that's right. Like, that's not okay that he's getting death threats. Like, no matter what happened legally, even if she, that's my opinion again, if any of you are Swifties, I'm sorry. The only thing I'm saying is like the first time there was this drama came out, I really tried to read about it about like music law and like whatever. It's really hard to kind of understand and judge like what's right and what's wrong because obviously if Taylor comes out and says I want to own like the music that I wrote you're like duh you should own it but we don't know like how it works for all the artists like there's a lot to read about it there's a lot more to know we don't know

what her agreement was like but the the thing that I do know without going into that is like she knows her power and to put a message like she did out there like I have no choice but to, like, tell you guys my crazy-ass loony fans to tell Scooter. She knows what that means. She knows Scooter isn't going to get messages. Like, please, Mr. Scooter, can you help her? He was getting death threats to his. She knew that's what was going to happen.

Not to him, to his wife, his children. Like, that's scary. You have a hundred million, 100 plus million followers on Instagram. Like, you're really going to put another person's life in danger? That's what she basically. wrote she basically wrote like go message him like tell him he won't listen to me maybe he'll listen to you like this is my last resort and like to her fans and to other artists I'm not saying like you don't know how many crazies there are that's what I'm saying like that would like murder in

the name of Taylor right right that would be like Taylor will love me like I'm sure there's psychos out there that's what I'm saying like you're not talking about her fans like we're fans of people like we're Britney fans or whatever it is you're not talking about that you're talking about that you're Talking about fans who are like diehard. Die hard fans that will. It's scary. So I'm saying again, I'm not going to make, you know, a pro or Scooter or Taylor or team this or team that. I'm just going to say when I saw her message, I immediately even before Scooter came out with the message saying, you know, that he is feeling threatened.

I was like, oh my God, she knows her power. This is wrong. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's basically like imagine even me on a small-ass scale having someone. whenever I get, quote, unquote, like, bullied or something, I hide the name. Yeah. I'm not, like, go get her, you know?

And because I feel like that's wrong. It's wrong, and it's a scary world that we live in. And, like, Taylor, this is a legal issue. It's a legal issue. And deal with your legal issue, not with your crazy 13-year-old fans. Your fans aren't also, like, 45, you know what I mean? And adults and, like, educational. they're like young tweens so that's my thought on that she was really good and the whole drama was

about her singing her songs at the a ma's but she ended up being able to sing the song so again i didn't go into like the logistics of it i just think that i don't know things are making me feel like she might be a little bit catty like with kim kardashian the whole drama and then with um the fact that she put up that picture uh selina put up a picture of her in skims and two seconds later was like deleted a picture with Taylor like I support Taylor she's my girl she had drama with Katie Perry like so many people she had beef with people yeah even though she on one hand always had like a squad and like his best friends with people she also had mad beef so I wonder like what the issue is there but aside from that it was funny to me because she won like a thousand awards that night and also

I think is the most um awarded person in the history of like the AMAs and still when she won an award like I put up in my stories because I obviously recapped it She was like Who? Me? What do I? The stage?

Where? All these people for me? But you voted? She is And then she knows what to say To the culty people. Yeah. It's like I do it for you.

This is about you. Yeah. Know all you musicians. I, it's about you. Like, it's about you. You're getting, you're doing what you love. You're getting paid.

for it you're getting adored for it getting paid up the wazoo like doing it for you is a bunch of bullshit and that's not only Taylor everyone says that. It's like I'm like you are the reason that I'm able to do what I'm doing right right but I'm not

I'm not doing it for you like I get to do this because of you yeah but it was just funny to see her like winning and being doing these like she always does that though she's always like so shocked when like I feel like she knows she's gonna win yeah and she never knows where to go and how to walk in a witch way to go and it's like you've won a million times like you know you got this down

yeah no it was um she's she's she's she's she's she's she's you know you either love her you're either i actually like there was not one song that i don't end up like singing along to and like loving i'm just not a stand you know what i mean i'm not a stanny um you know all of her posts on instagram are always just promotional i don't feel like she lets people really into her life so i'm wondering like how she got people to like be so obsessed when she doesn't actually show like so much of her life through her songs she does like they're all written about her life but like on instagram she doesn't or like on anywhere that's a good point that's why people love her i thought you're going to say love you me like i have good points halsey was cute she's so cute and taylor

were like really cheering on selina and i like that like singing the girl power kesha came out she rocked it Kesha was so good and like I was surprised she was first of all she like you know was gone for a while second of all she had all that legal drama

and she's back and she did really well that was a performance you know what I want to see like a performance you know I want to see you know like when Green Day went on it was like everyone was having fun like you can have fun with Selena on stage being like

I don't know Sean Mendez and Camilla Cabello Oh you're not into it Okay, never mind I was but like Camilla She's good But she's so sexual

But then like She's like a little girl Trying to be sexual But she is a little girl Because she won't even kiss him But like she'll also like Why do they do that almost kiss Like we know you're together

At least fucking make out Like you made out on Instagram With tongue Yeah that's true And they do that end Like you did it once okay, every award show is different. Like, just make out at the end.

Yeah, people would go crazy if they did. And he wears that vest and he's like really, really skinny. He needs to wear, like, bigger clothes then. Yeah. But her, like, she's very, like, and her hair is like. She's let's see now. She's very fiery. She's very fiery.

But I kind of like it. But she had, like, 17 performances. It was a bit much for me. I feel like she could have had one. I know. She was on stage. Camilla Cabo show. Every song she was on stage for.

Wait, and do you think that Jenna Duan really said like she's so extra? She said something that what? I feel like she said something that wasn't nice because her face wasn't like smiling while she was saying it. It was like a bitchy face saying something. It was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't think she said.

So there was a clip that went viral that when Camilla was on stage, like she was sitting next to Brad Grusky, I think his last name is. And Jenna Dewan like turned over. And it looks like she's saying she's saying. she's always so extra but like I've watched it a bunch times on loop and like it doesn't look like that No

Maybe it looks like She said if you're watching a performance and you like it You're usually smiling Yeah it wasn't a smile It wasn't a smile So I feel like she said something That wasn't maybe like the nicest Yeah she's very pregnant

With her new boyfriend's baby Yes Her and Channing are having a very ugly Divorce and like custody shit going on It's so sad It's so sad Hollywood couples are just like what happens to you people like what are you doing with your lives but I feel like a divorce in general and having to go through like legal custody stuff but she's already pregnant and like getting married that's how Hollywood is like you're dealing with that but you're already pregnant and getting married but um isn't it weird no it's so weird they get over like people in two seconds two freaking second she was with chanting for like 10 years 10 years wow okay um we'll be right back So another thing that happened that again feels like

2000 years ago because it was like such a big thing and then like the storms come down because I guess these people have like teams that like quieted you down but Justin Timberlake was seen filming this new movie but he was seen drinking at night with his co-star Alicia Wainwright, her name is. She's really pretty, but Justin was seen with her after the hours of filming at this bar on like a porch, being really drunk. Looking so drunk. Looking so fucking drunk, you guys, like swaying.

Yeah, you can be drunk and look fine, but he was like visibly drunk. He was visibly drunk, which let's say is fine. But what was weird is you could really see her hand on his knee and him holding her hand on his knee slash like holding her arm. And again, I put this on my Instagram and like people thought it was funny, but I really mean it. Like the only way I could see it as excusable is like if they were mid joke. And she was like, ha, ha, ha, you're so funny. Boom. And like that's what I was going to say.

But you could see that it wasn't because it was like a caressing hand on knee. plus his hand was holding her hand and then at one point there was a video that his assistant came and like tried to get him out of the chair and he was like no and she was like yes and she was trying to lift him up and at first I was like oh he's getting handsy again

with someone else but then I realized like and we talked about them maybe she was like trying to be like what's going on here like their photographers in the fucking bushes like what's happening no it was definitely that they definitely knew that they were being photographed first of all, kind of stupid to be sitting outside

when you're Justin Timberlake and like holding somebody else's hand. That just like seems dumb to me. Even if, what do I always say? Where there's smoke, there's fire. Like it can't, again, unless like I'm a touchy person. So like if I laugh, I'll probably grab your hand.

Yeah. But like it didn't look like that was the situation. If your hand is under the table on someone's knee. But like it doesn't matter what explanation he fucking has. Even if he was like to Jessica, she was holding like a wound um she was keeping me from bleeding goodbye like i would freak the fuck out yeah yeah so i wonder what's happening like i wonder because then it became quiet right very quiet like that that's when you see that's when you can assume that like the

teams behind a hundred like j t like manage that shit quieted that shit down real quick because it wasn't even in like huge publications i think it was like in um i mean it is big but it was in the They shut it down. Yeah, so it was just like this craziness because J.T. cheat being like a cheater was like freaking news to me. They always looked like this perfect-ass couple. Even though like I've spoken about this before, I don't know why I have like a distaste for Jessica Ville.

I think her face just annoys me for years. And then I saw her in the sinner in the season that she was in. And she was incredible. incredible and I became like okay like I got a lover like she's amazing she was phenomenal phenomenal like I really hadn't seen such good acting in a while on like a show yeah so I'm not saying that I am like you know want to watch her Instagram stories all day but in terms of like I have matter respect and I really thought JT was like this sweet you know hubby that oh is always like I'm obsessed with Jessica and like you fucking never know.

But like we don't, we also don't know. Like what the deal was? But we talked about it. We don't know what the deal was. If you saw Yuval's hand and some other chick's knee caressing. I mean, no, sorry, it was the other way around her hand on his knee, but he was like touching it. Wasn't he holding? And drunk in a corner. Yeah. Yeah. Like no, goodbye. Come

home. You have a child. I mean, he was filming. But like, that's what happens in Hollywood. These people go out to film movies. Are in like the desert for months without their family. late. They get drunk and that's what they do. I know. I know. Hollywood is so crazy, especially with that. Like, how do you trust? Do you trust ever? Do you know? I mean, I guess like there's certain marriages and certain relationships that like have the trust. But I guess like it's hard. Even though

like I couldn't see, you know, people get blinded by things. People's egos get huge. Like there are so many factors that go into it. Everyone's good looking and everyone tells you you're amazing all the time. Everybody wants you. Everyone wants you. Like there's so much that goes into it, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, from like A list to D list. Um, oh. Oh. Shade. Why are you in the shade? Tyler C. Y'all know I love him. J.K. It's like two Tyler C's for me. There was like me watching Hannah's season of the Bachelorette being like, pick Tyler C, he's, you know,

Paul Newman, he's the hottest man alive that's also so sweet and like, wants your heart. What? I have a question. Once your heart. I'm speaking like Bachelor language. You really are, but I do have a question. Would I date Tyler C?

Hell no. Okay. My question is like, what do you think would have happened if Hannah chose Tyler? Like, what would be already broken up? They would be already broken up. She would see that he's a thirst monster.

He's just a thirst monster. doing Danielle Wellington watch ads and like huge she would also be sick of mad James and be like why do you have a bromance that is obsessive and she'd be outskies you think that they it wasn't real for him he was just playing playing the game a hondo babe really what do you think i mean like i've you ever seen a thirstier human i've never seen a thirstier like bachelor person everyone leaves a bachelor everyone becomes instagram famous hold on but he did climb the ladder he's like meeting all these crazy celebrities but then the question is who is he who is he so you're hot so you're hot so you're hot so you're fucking hot yeah millions of people are

fucking hot how are you belowing up how are you hanging out with freaking jjid and um selina serena williams how are you then like at oma's funeral how are you then like okay so what happened was a few days ago he was seen like at a bar with like Stasi Baby people weren't sure it was Stasi Baby but then there were videos like confirming it he was like kind of handy with her But what do you always say? What do you

always say? Where there is smoke there's fire? No When there are rumors out It's always true Yeah so it was Stasi Baby Yeah of course it was There was a rumor for two seconds because then it was confirmed Because he's a thirst monster you think he wants to keep

something on the DL you think anyone he's he's going to be with will be kept in the d l you see when paparazzi are are like snapping like stasi baby was running and he was like basically like looking at the camera but what was really funny was that she went in the car and then they close the door and he was like and i was like you're such a slimy slithering thirst monster he's a slitherer he's a slitherer he's like but i have a question what how did he get to hanging out With Kylie the billionaire, Kendall, the beautiful, like, creature.

Okay. And then, like, being with Stasi Baby, like, how does this happen? First of all, like, Stasi Baby. No, she's the grossest thing I've ever seen. I'm sorry. Oh my God, I'm sorry. I don't say that often, but she's really the grossest thing I've ever seen more so than Kylie. Babe people have DM me that I looked like her before.

Okay, you really do not. Like, that's offensive. If anybody's ever said that, that's offensive to me. Offensive. What don't people tell me? but can you tell me so i i i'll tell you how i'll tell you how he's a climber and there are people that climb really well so he was at the rams game kendall was there with stuff first of all okay this is what i think happened he saw stasi baby or either he slid and slithered in the dms or

whatever i don't know but they were out in the bar together and then she was like i'm going to the rams game tomorrow with kendall kiley my friends kendall and kiley he came to to the Rams game and sat on their dicks brought along his friends Dylan Barber Hannah G probably like And Pilot Pete And they stood there

Like nerds wanting to meet hot models And celebrities And just stood there But he social climbed He wanted to get to the Kardashian Jenner's via Stasi Baby Like it's not hard to get Stasi baby Who the fuck is Stacey baby?

Right right Like a hot guy slid in I don't know how, like, I feel like Stasi Baby would want someone with more money. Like, he has no money. We don't know that. We know that. He's making money now.

Well, now he's making money off ads, but he's not like money. He's not like some, like, art dealer, some real estate mogul. Hold on. He's making ad money. But where is Stasi Baby making money from being Carly's best? She has a Lamborghini. What does she care? She does. She's doing something, right? But, like, Stasi Baby would be dating someone that does more than, like, a stupid-ass food tour with Matt James.

and for a month ago was on my James's couch. Oh my God, I've given so much airtime to Tyler C. You guys probably think I'm obsessive. I'm just like trying to, I feel like I've really never in my life. Like, I see thirst all day, okay? I'm a little thirsty. I see influencers all day being thirsty. Like, bachelor people thirsty.

No, but Tyler's thirsty. Tyler C's on a whole other level of thirst. Because he achieved so much with the thirst that we're like, oh my God. you're not only doing Instagram ads, you're like sliming, slithering and sliding into like upper class celebrities. Like the, I can't.

And he's sucking Andy Cohen's dick via Instagram. So he wants to get to the Kardashians and the e-network. He wants to get to Bravo, like both owned by NBC. Maybe he wants to like, he wants to have, I don't, he's going to come out with his own show. Like, I don't know what to tell you. But like the minute this man opens his mouth, I want to vomit. I know.

He doesn't say anything worth my fucking time. So I'm saying he's hot. Fucking what? Like he's hot. But he did something right. He got out of The Bachelorette and he fucking did something right. He was at a Rams game with Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner. Did you see the photos no matter how much he thinks he slid and slithered well?

They still looked like fucking groupies in all those photos. They really did. And also they weren't in like every single photo. Like it was a lot of Kendall and. Kylie and then you saw these like three that's what like he can write a social climbing book he really can how to how to social climb yeah get to the people of the people and then be introduced I don't know you know what I mean like he probably has a book about it though Stasi doesn't think like oh he wants me for this or did Gigi not think it so she didn't pass

on the info like she definitely passed with Kendall she definitely passed on the info there's a reason followed each other I think there's a reason because he's fucking shady you think wait let me just make sure i think no they did unfollow each other for show like oh my god you know it was so funny so i'm changing the subjects a little and then we'll like move on but it has it with tyler c so as most of you know and you know like my shadow band life is real even though oh my god celebratory moment my last shadow band has been reversed a quick recap instagram deleted a story of mine where i was calling my friend who was wearing the same throwing a neck as me, I was like, bitch, still my look.

A day or two later, it said that Instagram removed it for harassment and bullying, checked right away, saw it with shadow band again, thought I'd have to wait the 14 days, which is what usually happens, even though Instagram never admits it. And I really wanted to fight this one because, yeah, when I posted Chelsea

Handler's boob, like, I deserved it when I posted something, like, that was kind of violent because it was about like this woman who murdered people because it was Monday. Okay, violent. This time I was like, what did I do wrong? Like, I didn't even know you can say bitch and there's nothing bullying about it. Obviously, I didn't know if someone is out to get me. I don't know if people are and they're reporting it or Instagram is watching my

every move and they're like bots who do it. But I appealed it and I have a family member who works at Facebook and a few of my followers also. So I don't know what happened, but a few days later I checked. I saw that I was on shadow band and then I checked and I saw the post was back in my archives, meaning it worked. So, yay. But my point was that there is this account, which I forget her name every time, there's this account on Instagram with this girl that's basically naked. Like every post is like her almost naked, like her boob, her ass, like everything.

So a lot of people have been sending me this account and being like, how is she like an account? Like if you keep getting shot up in for stupid jet. So how do you explain that? I can't. But I looked at who's following. her and it was like Tyler C. No. And Craig Conover from Southern Charm.

And I was like, oh my God, you guys are so pervy. Oh my God, ew. I know, but Craig Conover follows me too, so. I know. And like, watch as my stories. Can we talk about it for a minute? Because I looked yesterday and like, I'm like, you know, sometimes I look. Sometimes I don't. Sometimes I'm like,

oh, Craig. I'm like, what the hell of Craig? Like, I'm glad I'm here. But it makes sense because he loves sewing. And he loves things. So it makes sense he would relate to my account, I guess. But he, because he loves sewing, it makes sense that he would relate to your account. Yeah, like, baby, 90% of people follow me are women. I know, but what is sewing you have to do with it? It's kind of like a women's thing to do. Thanks for making me saying, and people are now going to be like,

you're stuck in the 50s, like, gender roles. But sewing, like, isn't that like what grandma's do? It's a little G-Mai. It's a G-Mai. It's cute. Like, it's... My point was that mostly men follow me. Women. Women. Women, yeah. No one slides into my DMs, but girls.

Unfortunately. I mean, like, good for you. Good for me, but also, like, give me one fucking DM. But you're not that kind of account. You're like a funny account. One fucking DM. Like, none? Like, imagine.

I know, true. Why aren't you getting DMs? Not one male DM. Literally not. Send me a dick pick. I've never seen a dick pick. Oh, my God. No.

Don't send me a dick pick. Do not. It's fine. I have no male listeners. I have zero male listeners. I'm just kidding. There are a few. So if we want to talk about the Kardashians, we have a late development of Travis Scott and Kylie. Dallas. Stop. Enough. That's it. We're done. I think they spent Thanksgiving together at Chris's Palm Springs House, which looks like, which is a freaking amazing.

What the hell is that house? Ugh. Well, I'm surprised I didn't have a vacation. home sooner. They're the fucking Kardashians. Sheena has a vacation home. No, they probably did, but not in Palm Springs. No, they didn't, but we never heard about it. Yeah, that's true too.

So it's amazing. And Travis spent Thanksgiving with them there. And then he was seen with Kylie, like in some, like, casino in Nevada or something. Yeah, they were seen at a casino. Were they holding hands? They were together. That's all that matters. They were together.

And I was just thinking, I'm like, oh, they're like just casually strolling. And, like, casino. That's the perfect place for them to casually stroll. Why? Who gives about the shit about them in like middle fucking Nevada? True. They're all like weirdos. Yeah, yeah.

All gambling like two. That's a perfect place for them. Yeah, true, true. No one cares. No one cares. No one cares. And actually no one cares either because like Travis Scott like doesn't even tickle my schnitzel. He tickles a lot of schnitzels, but not yours.

And I'm over Kylie too. And her like, she put up a fucking story the other day. back to work. Like, what work? Swatching lipsticks on your arm? Like, what work? I mean, no, but they're busy bees. You can't say that. They're constantly busy. They have meetings. They have photos shoots. They have fittings. They have fittings. That's work for them. Kim is. Kim is. Kylie is bullshit. Courtney admits that she doesn't do anything. Yeah, she doesn't do anything. I mean she admits it. And Chloe, like, does some, some good American.

I love when Courtney posts push meetings. It's literally corny. herself with a laptop and avocado salad and like Sarah Howard and like Sarah Howard and she's like push meeting that's my bitch like I fucking love her she's so funny that's what I'm saying like Kylie's like back to work and Courtney's like push meetings and like literally she's like I don't want to work like I don't want to even do the show it's like too much for me like six months of the year my bitch I love her Justin Bieber dyed his hair pink and then it was pink for a day and then it turned blonde. Wait, what's happening in Hollywood?

But I was told that, like, pink fades really quickly. So basically that's what happened. Because to get it pink, you have to bleach it. Do you get what I mean? And then it's pink, but then that fades so you're left with the bleach. Hold on. But pink fades after two days? Yeah.

Just two days. You have pink for two days. You're done. Okay. Have you seen anyone have pink for more days? I don't know. I just know that, like, people who drastically change their hair Like that's a sign of some sort of something.

I know. I really hope Angel Baby HB is like taking good care of him. She was actually just, she put up a post being like, you guys, I'm not pregnant, just like food. And like, you know she's my aesthetic. She's like my style icon. But that kind of annoyed me. First of all, it annoyed me for her.

The people were telling her she looks pregnant in this photo that she was literally wearing this tight ass, skimpy black dress. And she was like holding her stomach for one. fucking second and people can say like oh my god is she pregnant she pregnant and then she has to put up that post which like would be less annoying if she was just like how could you think i'm pregnant i'm so skinny like that would less annoy me than like i'm not pregnant i just love food like no i'm not pregnant i just love food you're not pregnant because you're so skinny so like you're not i know that was really annoying that was really annoying i've heard to write like i just love food

she might love food but like she's so fucking tiny you don't have our right to say that you don't have a right to say that you love food no no no no no no I don't care if you're skinny and you eat like an animal don't say you just love food I know tell us that you work really hard for it and you sweat all day and then we will like accept it because we don't right um no that's really annoying it's really annoying it's like Sophia richie thing she's like really likes food with her rock-hauer and fucking abs No, I can't deal with that body. Or yeah, literally asked me the other day, she shows me a picture of her and she goes, could that be real or like, do you think she got surgery for that? It's not real. No, it's not real. She like got plastic surgery.

Of what? Of like. I don't know. Her whole body is not real. It's like tight and fit as can be. Way too tight. Way, way, way too tight. It's too tight for you.

No, it's just like so tight. It's not real. And then she started working out. And then you see like Scott with his like dad bod and you're like, I love Scott. They jewel all day every day. They jewel all day. They're on yachts in Miami. And she works out like crazy now, even though she doesn't need to because she has a natural athletic body.

Are you sure? Because it's not real. Oh, my God. Speaking of this reminds me that when I put up Sophia's body a while ago and I wrote like, oh, no, I put her working out up. And I was like, oh my God, like, why do you work out? You're so hot. And then the stupid ass bitch DM'd me and was like, by the way, like, some people just like wringing out. And like, oh.

So then I was like, they do. I was like, they do because I thought I was being funny. She's like, yeah, I, for instance, enjoy yoga and Pilates. She wrote this thing, right? So I literally thought it was funny. So I obviously, I never include names, like I was telling you. And I just put up that she wrote to me some people like to work out. And I wrote they do.

And I put an eye roll. And then she DM'd me and she was like, what did she say? Like, do you see? Oh, she was like, this is why you get shadow banned because like you. She deaf reported you. Yeah, she reported me for sure. for something and blocked me. No, what's funny was like when I went,

after she wrote that to me, she was like, see, this is why you get shadow ban because like you used my DM without consent. I was like, bitch, I didn't put your name in it. You don't need consent. I don't need consent. And also like no one cares. And it was funny.

So like get a sense of humor. And so many people DM me something right. People are like, we know that if we DM you something, it could easily go on your stories. Because not a lot of people do that, but I post a lot of DMs. Yeah, yeah. And a lot of people wrote to me, they were like, oh, my God, she doesn't appreciate it.

Like, we're dying again on your story, you know? And the other day, some girl also wrote something funny about Kendall, because, you know how Kendall's been putting up her stomach a lot? What do you mean? Kendall has always put up her stomach. She always, like, zooms in on her stomach. It's like, we know you're fucking skinny. Or her face.

Like, it's just, like, so, yes, yes, yes, yes. Metapose. Wait, but when she does it to her stomach, it really actually fucking annoys me. Because it's like, obviously your stomach is skinny. You know what? Like, I would show off my stomach if it was like, I would like, I wouldn't zoom in on it. Like, don't zoom in. I don't need to see a close up.

I see from far away that it's fucking perfect. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I know. So I put that up and then the follower wrote to me like if I was Kendall, I'd be like, you know, something my stomach all day. I thought it was funny. I actually laughed. That was funny.

And then I put it up, but I always block out the name because I never know if people want be you know and she was like oh my god she she showed me this message with her friend and she was like i can't believe like i made amanda lull and like i'm framing the dm so some people really like it and then i feel bad that i didn't include their name because they actually would have wanted to be but i can't like ask each time so roll a thumb i don't um but yeah um i'm not playing around with bitches anymore like i used to talk a lot on here about everyone living me and like not getting hate And the more I grow, the more there are more annoying people. Like, let's say for every literally 1,000, there's one, even less.

For every 50,000, like, no, that would give me three haters. For whatever. My point is, there are not many. Not many. And I handle it pretty well, I think. But there are stupid people that just write mean things or think I'm like not a person and can just be like, talk to me weirdly. And I used to not play around. I used to like, if it wasn't super mean and like harsh,

then I wouldn't be like blocking people left and right. I'm not like fucking jacks. But lately I'm like, these bitches are the same bitches who are reporting me for using the word bitch or something. So I don't play around with that. Like if I see that kind of shit, people are gone. Like it's not happening. Like you don't like it.

You're not leaving. I'll make you leave. Right. And you don't need. Say fucking two. You don't need to hear. from those people anyway. They're not, like, adding to your Instagram at all.

Like, you don't need to have these haters message you. They shouldn't be able to. They shouldn't be able to. Negative energy. And you don't need that shit. I don't need that. Speaking of Jackson. I mean, I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pino Grigio.

There was this girl, like, that had an Etsy shop that made sure it's like Jacks blocked me on Twitter or whatever. And they had Ariana actually wear it to BravoCon. And it was so funny because Jackson decided to capitalize it on. it with Kristen's shirt company called like James May and come out with those shirts too. Can you do that legally?

So listen, but more than that Jack started fucking tweeting up the wazoo that his and Kristen's are the originals whereas that other chicks aren't and if you get the other chicks ones they're like cheap quality and not the real shit and it was so funny because

that chick was putting up like Ariana wore my shirt like it's timestamp she tagged me at BravoCon and you only came out with the message that you're doing this with Kristen days later. That's so fucked up. He's so fucked up, I think. I don't know how it ended up.

But my question is, why did Ariana wear that shirt? Because he actually blocked her and it was funny. So Ariana wore it like for like comic release. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's funny. Blacks blacks. Jacks knows he blocks everyone. Yeah, yeah. At BravoCon where when there was the

did Jacks block Ariana? Yeah. Oh, that's a thing. I don't think he unblocked a bunch of people yet like he fought with people he had christin blocked yeah yeah um he blocks people so i'm saying like i'm like i'm like the next jacks but i'm not just but if it's not like i don't need you to lick my you know asshole all day but if it's negative or if it's i can see that you're a petty person that you know because again i think it's great that instagram is trying to get a handle on like bullying and like i'm sure there can be like really bad shit that goes down so people can report things that are offensive to them.

But the fact that there's that report button and every single prison can go report whatever the fuck they want. And if Instagram isn't reviewing it well enough and diligently enough, then I can't, then people, you know, get deleted or get whatever and it's not fair. It's not fair. And it really sucks. And I get people DM me like, you know, they'll send me something and they'll be like, in a good intention, they'll be like, how are you, Shadow Band?

and this person isn't like I reported them and like I don't want you reporting other people like I wouldn't report someone for we tried it I want to see what it says I might have like tried once to see like what happens but like unless they're like really personally offended or you really think people shouldn't be seeing this like don't report people

yeah yeah unless it's something really serious I feel like the report button is turning into bullying right you know what I mean They're groups that are probably reporting people that they don't like all day or a day And then that account gets like suspended Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I really feel like weird with my account lately.

You know that. I know. Positive vibes. No, positive vibes. It's just like I feel like, yeah, I'm on shadow band but like I'm also in this like pseudo shadow band category I feel like that I'm still in this like dark cloud like Instagram sort of like gray list that I'm on.

I mean there might be an Instagram blacklist I'm not sure. Maybe I'm not on the blacklist. I'm on the green list. Hannah B won Dancing with the Stars. Bachelor nation say what? Oh my God, no way. Oh, oh, oh my God.

Of course she did. Well, I didn't watch, but like when I've seen clips, I was like, are you a professional dancer? What's up? No, she's good. And her actually, like, the other person that was competing against her was good. But, like, I just, it's not like I wish that she didn't win. Like you kind of did.

But, like, I kind of did because, like, just stop being on top of the world right now. She was getting some, like, hater vibes today. I'm loving it. But do you know what I mean? Like, you're on top of the world. You're Hannah B. You're like women power.

Like, I'm all for it. Everyone loves you. Celebrities love you. You're getting so, like, great. Do you have to win dancing with the stars too? Like, okay, compete, but do you have to win? To win. Make the final two.

Like, do you have to get the mirror ball? Well, speaking of that, she was, I wonder if her and Alan are going to confirm their relationship. now that it's over slash you have this like conspiracy theory yeah because it looked like they were together but i kind of like i'm not attracted to him so i'm like maybe she isn't either and then um i think like he's like an easily friend zoned type of person that's what i'm saying yeah even though he dated alexus fucking robot woman ren for two seconds like that wasn't a relationship it was a two second thing he boned alexus robot woman ren who's dating no centenio now anyway so

Centino. Really? Yeah. Centino. Are you sure? No, I'm so positive. Yeah? Centino.

Okay. What's Centineo? Look it up. Is that a name, Noah Centineo? It's Noah Santa fucking Neo. Noah. Oh, it is spelled like that, but I do think it's Noah Centino. Centineo.

Okay. I'm going to have to like. So glad I can say bitch on here. So, and the Bachelor, the new season of the Bachelor trailer came out with Pilot P. Did you watch it? No. You couldn't even watch it?

No, I like like him, but like I just feel like, no. It's so hard. You're like they're getting all these people that are just not my type of people. All these look alike fucking cheerleading people. These like perfect bachelor people, but I don't want a perfect bachelor person. I don't. I don't. We don't need more Instagram influencers.

Yeah. In the world. And like more bachelor seasons means more people. A lot more people. A lot more people. It's never going to stop. Oh, my God. Like, recycle old people so we don't have to have new people.

I know, I know. Yeah, like, we talked a lot about the thirst, like, last season and how Instagram became, like, you know, the numbers became so big for these people and whatever. And that's what they are aiming for. And that's what they probably go in for. Like, at the beginning, I feel like Trista and Ryan's season, whatever, even a little bit later was like, you could be there for not the right reasons. but were they like get a little bit of like television reality fame like nothing happened those people those people go to work every day chris souls goes to work every day what's her name jillian harris like goes to work every day ali squesbuzz oh she's so cute though she has a podcast

and she whatever but she's not like just no she's all but these people are brainless um lookalikes Lookalikes that are model, actor, singer, wannabes, and will also settle for just Instagram influencing. And there is no other reason they're coming on the show. And if they end up falling in love with the one person of the opposite sex that is there, then they're down with it. And if they just date. So it's just a sick thing and I'll watch.

But I also, I feel like I watched the trailer, but I wasn't really like, oh, my God. Because like, what's going to shock me? Like, whatever. Of course they brought Hannah. And it's supposed to be this huge teaser that, like, Hannah is sitting there with Peter. And she's, like, saying something. But, like, I obviously know it's just a teaser and that she's not because he also asks her, like, if she would stay, like, for the season. And we know she doesn't because she's on dancing.

And we also know that no. And I wonder if he's engaged right now. Even though, like, I do think that they would be, like, a much better match. She's an idiot. And if she chose him, they would be together still. They would probably be together. And, but I just also feel like Peter. is like very nice guy

he's like not that interesting yeah true like I don't know I'm just not into like this you know I just wonder because I was just trying to picture a world in which she chose Peter and I was like like we were talking about with Hollywood like it became kind of the same for bachelor people

like A they all moved to L.A. after so imagine she chose Peter okay they moved to L.A. Hannah would get a gazillion offers and you know they would both be in this like hustle and it's really hard to make it out of that. You know what I mean?

Yeah. So, I don't know. It's airing in January. We'll for sure watch, but, yeah, it's not like giving me all the vibes right now. No, in any way the show doesn't get good until you're down to, like, a few women. Yeah. Otherwise, it's like 30 women just, like, screaming and jumping. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, you guys.