Not Skinny But Not Fat - The Bachelorette, Colton’s Obsession, and a Kardashian Roundup

Episode Date: April 2, 2019

This week the girls have A LOT to say about the final two episodes of the Bachelor and the announcement of the new Bachelorette. As always, there’s Kardashian news: Kourt’s new braaaaaaand POOSH and possible comeback with the EX, Kylie’s post-baby body, and Kendall’s new pet. Amanda gushes over her new found insta-relationship with VPR cast member and briefly discuss the college admittance scandal, which is NOT that interesting but is dominating the headlines.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is not skinny but not fat and I'm your host, Amanda, here to bring you the latest in all pop culture news, celebrity gossip, anything happening right now in Hollywood that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is not skinny but not fat. I'm Amanda, your host, and I'm Ariel, your co-host. You can't be branding yourself Ari and then changing it up, making my followers call you by that and me trying to take it seriously. No, I really love that. They call me Ari, though. So then you have to go with it. No, but I was going to say my full name today.

Okay. I'm Ari, your co-host. Oh, my God. I legit can't. I legit can't. So this is the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. You may know me from my Instagram account at Not Skinny but Not Fat, where I write memes. We talk about celebs.

I post everything in my stories that's going on right now in pop culture and celebrities. And then we come here at the end of the week and we dish it all out. Am I right? You are right. And there's so much stuff that happens. Like, I'm sorry, but I feel like we need to have a podcast every day. Every day. Because the celebrities of the world are giving us so much juice.

And I don't have time. I don't have time for the BATR. Real House of New York came out. It's like, I don't have time. Anyway, this day, today we're going to talk about obviously the Bachelor and the last two episodes that we had, which were the final two episodes. Obviously, a little bit of my favorite VPR hashtag VPR ambassador. Obviously, our favorite family, which we are also the Adashians.

And they're named the Kardashians. Thank you. And then we have other celeb gossip and news from all over the world, but mainly just from Hollywood. Let's be honest. Should we dig in, babe? Let's go. Okay. No, you know what?

Before we dig in, I just want to say thank you to all my followers at Not Skinny but Not Fat, obviously to all the listeners that are listening. right now, that are supporting the podcast, that I've been supporting me and my Instagram. I'm getting so many sweet moving messages, which Ari can tell you here how much they mean to me. It's no joke. My husband's about to divorce me. I pay no attention to him. I'm like, hold up. I'm getting messages. Because, you know, it's just like your kind words and your support and knowing that I've been, you know, the past two and a half years doing all this for something. yeah um it just feels like a really big accomplishment this podcast the fact that you're listening the

fact that you're loving it um so i want to say thank you for that right yeah and sharing i think that it's not always easy to like share those nice words or like yeah i never do there's so many people that i love and like i feel like don't i tell you that a lot when like are yel used to not comment on my instagram pictures and i always commented on hers whether she looked good bad whether there was a dumb picture, whether I knew she was trying to look skinny, whatever. And I'm saying, like, this bitch is seeing my picture. She's not. So I literally had a, I know this sounds like superficial and shallow, but I felt like it needed to be said.

And I said, listen, don't you like getting comments on Instagram? She's like, yeah. And I'm like, so don't you think that other people want to? She's like nodding her head like, amen. She's like, and I'm like, don't you think that other people want to get those comments to? If you like getting them, then give them. and since then this bitch is the first common term but I really do think that

I mean but what I wanted to say was that you're right about like I don't know the word in English but it's just complimenting people and it's really it's really nice to see when you send me because we speak Hebrew so there's a word in Hebrew which is funny they don't have it in English which is like to be happy for another person to say nice things to them

there's actually a word that that means that definition because it's not only compliment it's like to actually be happy for other people's happiness for their you know for anything that's going on in their lives and for me it's such an important part of like friendship because I can literally burn friendships on like this bitch ain't happy for me or this bitch ain't supportive like you have a good friend who was the first to listen to our podcast you know left a review on apple without you even asking yeah that's that's friendship to me you know it's a very big part of friendship to me.

Yeah. Am I trying to call out my dumb friends who maybe aren't listening? Maybe. No, just kidding. A lot of my friends are in Israel and I feel like they don't even know what podcast means, so we'll like forgive them. But they have, some of them have listened. No, no, they have.

They have. I'm just kidding. I'm hard on my friends. So to all of you are saying like you wish she could be my friend, not so sure. Hard ass bitch. It's hard to please me. The love I require. I am needy a.

F. Like, so all of you by giving me your unconditioning, the love and support just means a lot to me and I don't need friends. IRL. This is what I'm trying to say. Aside from you, Ari. Aside from me. You're being such a like haunt to today. I can not with you Amanda. What's happening? What's happening with you? No, I don't know. It's a weird. Wait, I need air conditioning. I'm sweating. I know. I'm sweating. Should we turn on? No, I'm really concerned. We might need to turn it on. Like, I feel like Nriel's wiping her forehead. It's like 70 degrees in New York. No, it's not normal. We're not used to it. No, we're not.

back from Miami. So we should be kind of used to it. No, really. Okay. So before we move on to all of our important topics of the day, we're going to head out for a quick break to hear from our sponsors. Be right back. During the break, I tried to turn on my AC and leaves were blowing out. out of me like a freaking leaf blower okay let's just talk about the turn that it off and have my husband clean it out we need air conditioning at 71 degrees no literally underboob sweat is happening oh my god the whole shirt is wet how like we want to live in miami and in l.a 70 degrees and we're sweating we're so attractive no yesterday let me tell you guys we went to work out not only did

I forget to shave my legs and I was wearing three quarter leggings um I had BEO for like I'm not joking. I usually don't have B.O. It's a rarity for me. And I did. I was smelling up some BOs mixing with you and rent. I think you might have been smelling me up. I think it was me. I literally couldn't be around myself. Really? Yeah. And the trainer, like, obviously the day that I don't shave my legs has to like lift my leg up, show me how to do this. And I'm like in my head like, fuck. And then I'm also like, he had this, uh, do, had us do this TRX thing for like your armpits. I don't know what the fuck. My armpits were out to the world. I was like, oh, my God.

Like, if he ever was in love with me, he's not anymore. I think he still has. Oh, that's tough. Don't tell my husband. Oh, my God. Anyway. On two, we're going to start with a big bang, babe. Let's go.

Okay. The Bachelor, two final episodes last week. Yes, it took me a week and a half. I'm glad a lot of you that follow me. I'm not skinny, but not fat, are enjoying my commentary. I can't get over. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

There are people. Do you love when I do this? Go on. Okay. I have so much to say. Okay. Sorry. There are people.

And when I mean people, I don't mean one. I don't mean two. I don't mean 22. I might mean in the hundreds. Oh my God. I know what you're going to say and it's taking a boy too much time. Don't watch The Bachelor, but watch it through my stories and are like into it, are asking questions and are saying like, I don't watch the Bachelor.

And I'm like, A, kudos to me. she always has to give herself a compliment first. Two, kudos to them because if something, like, if I wasn't watching something, it would be really hard for me to follow, you know, like stories about it. I would just be like, oh, I'm not watching this. I don't know. But I love watching The Bachelor and giving my comments on it just because it's like, it's happening in the moment, you know, like, like, like, uh, ugh, uh, like that.

These episodes were cringy. I know, but you literally watch them. a week. Like you're not good at that. So remember how last time we talked about like how slow I am and you're like, I'm slow. Like you're less busy and I'm like, bz. No, I don't know why it takes you a week. It took me a week. But you know what else I love about my followers? What? That they don't care? They never said once. Amanda, get on your shit. You're two weeks late. Get on your fucking shit. No. Oh my God. But I did have, remember how we talked about that I don't have mean comments. I had a mean comment this week. Wait, what was your mean comment?

No, first I want to apologize. I know that I'm, I'm steering away from the bachelor and we have a lot to get to. but I put up this paparazzi photo of Channing Tatum and Jesse Jay. Okay, yeah, I saw that. And that was meat of me. And I want to apologize. Wait, Channing Tano and Jesse J. And you said I could look better if somebody took a paparazzi picture of me. I didn't realize that was Channing Tatum.

Oh, because they looked so not good. Okay, sorry, not sorry then. I didn't realize that was them. So, yeah, that's what I was trying to say. Like, they didn't, like, I feel like I really recognize celebs right away. And, like, when I saw this paparazzi photo of them in New York, I was like, who are these like regular people i didn't realize that was them and i wrote something bitchy i'm having like a bitchy week or two or lifetime um and i wrote like that me and my husband con the paparazzi

could look better which like maybe is true maybe not but i'm realizing it was a little bitchy are you trying to be pc i am because i'll tell you why because when this girl wrote to me um no you wouldn't I can't. So I wrote, so I wrote my, TBH, my husband and I could look better in a paparazzi shot, and she wrote, oh, no, you couldn't. She wrote something else after her, and I was like, I don't know how I could handle, like, so many people, you know, I know Sheena from VPR, for example, which, like, I don't hate her at all, like, you know, I even looked at her podcast reviews and, like, she gets so much hate. And, like, I don't know why yet. Like, I'm on season five. I don't get why she's getting so much hate.

And people, I mean, she's not the only one, obviously, like, I don't know, Amy Schumer gets hate, Lena Dunham gets hate, a lot of people get hate. But I get this one message a year, which is like, no, you wouldn't. And I'm like, that's so mean. But I can handle it. I'm just saying I could probably not handle worse, so don't at me if you don't have something positive to say because, no, you wouldn't. And I'm like, so I had typed out almost like, then don't fom it, you know? And, like, I'm just like, I'm not going to stoop to that.

Like, as a lot of you know, follow me, like, I'll answer messages and I really don't think that I'm above anyone or that I don't have time, like, other influencers. Let me just say. For totes, no, I mean, I'm, nobody knows me. I'm normal. Yeah. But my point is, I'm not going to say names, but I'm allowed to spread a little. What are you about to say?

What is going on? Today? Yeah. I'm having a bitchy week and I'm ready to. a fucking burs. So there are a lot of influencers. I'm not going to name names. Oh, you're not going to name names.

No, I'm not going to name names. No one will know what I'm talking about. Can I just say what I'm going to say? All right. I haven't spoken in like 10 years. You're here to. No, she's my, have you listened to the Conan O'Brien podcast? Conan has a sona.

Jack Shepherd has a Monica. I have an Ariel. But you don't let me speak. Sometimes they speak. Sometimes they speak. But let me just say what I was going to say. There are influencers who think they're so above people and not only influencers, celebrities, and I know if you get to like, you know, be J-Lo, obviously you don't have time to be answering people.

But it's not even about only answering. It's about the way you treat your fans or followers or whoever, but you know what I'm talking about. And there are influencers who don't answer you want to have a bunch of followers and fans. called, but don't give a shit about them. And that's not me. Like, I know that I appreciate, I think I'm just an appreciative person. What I will say about you is that you really do answer 99.9% of the messages that you do get. And I just think that that's like, you know, I think that like even J-Lo is normal. You know, everybody is human. Everybody, like, obviously they have different lives, but they're all human. So, like, it's not. There are a few, there are a few people that,

Obviously, if you're Kylie Jenner and you have 1208 million followers, you don't even see your, like, Instagram messages. Right. You can't even know. Which they probably do. You'd be surprised. They probably do. That's a thing. But not through all of them.

They can't go through all of them, but people see it. Yeah. And I'm not saying, okay, you have to answer every single one and you have to. But I think some of these so-called influencers or, you know, Instagram people or whatever, forget whence they came. Yeah. Like, not that I'm like anything. I'm just saying for me, I hope when I'm at a mill and I'll get there. You will.

And I really want to say that I would be at a mill, I feel like. I know, I know you well. Okay. Let's go to the two final episodes of The Bachelor. We had date with Asia. I think we saw that it was headed south. Wait. There was no chemistry at all.

at all and when they had the overnight i mean first of all you saw that the date was sort of like cringy and then in the morning like taja was in an interview like you know that they didn't do anything and then oh that was last week sorry no that was this week no yeah we didn't talk about it i remember talking about tasha getting no ass this week oh sorry this week he surprised tasha at her hotel basically after jumping the fence And Colton decided to break up with the remaining two Hannah G and Tasia before he even knew if Cassie would take him back, which is optimistic because she broke up with him. So I don't get what taking you back means. But Hannah G never had her fantasy date.

So we left off last episode with Tisha having her fantasy date. She got no ass. And then next episode was supposed to be Hannah G's fantasy date. So what we see is him going to break up with Tasha. and his breakup with Tasha was so emotional. Like he was sobbing. She was crying. I think I feel like she was crying because of her and he was crying because he was like, what the shit am I doing?

Like I have two women, not one that are in love with me, that are ready to get married, that are, you know, vocal about how they feel about me. And then I have this one who seemingly doesn't give a shit about me because she broke up with me. But let me throw everything away, probably break my show contract and everything and go after her. so yeah so they uh tisha asked to speak in private which is funny because like in private just means without cameras but you're still miced i mean but that's better than being having cameras around you like i guess you don't feel it as much like you feel more free to say what you want because you're not like you're not feeling like the filming there was crying and there was but he was very vocal like he was like i love gassy which isn't surprising because he's willing to like

shout it from every rooftop of like the world no because when you saw their breakup like i said last week, he was convulsing. No, it was hard. It was actually a good season if you think about it. I mean, but I will say like, I feel like earlier seasons of The Bachelor when it was less produced, like, you know what I mean? Like when the producers had like less to do with like what they can. Or with when people came for the right reasons.

I know. So I'm saying when it was exactly that too, when you had different types of people there, I think that they got a lot closer, a lot sooner. Now it's kind of like you don't really like see the relationships. until there's like three of that. No, right, babe. But at the same time, like, moving on, like, obviously Tayshah was hardbroken. So you could tell there were feelings there, which, like, I'm not sure we knew that much before.

And then fast forward to Hannah. To Hannah G., whom, like, we only saw them kind of make out and, like, have chemistry, but we've never seen them, like, really get it on. And in their conversation, when he's breaking up with her, you can tell that her reaction is, like, what? Like, you said it was me. They never showed Hannah G. more than three words. Right, but you have to remember, like, shit goes on that you don't see.

Yeah. So only in the breakup with Hannah-Gee, which I felt so bad. But they should have better producing because if Hannah-Gie's going to be the top three, then she should have more air time. Then they should make sure that we get to see. You know that sometimes you go into criticizing, like, production, like this. Like, we don't have producers. There's probably a reason for it.

But the bottom line is we didn't see a lot of this. Like even when she came out to interview with Chris Harrison and she was like, I want someone to jump on the fence for me. Like she was being cute. Like I saw some personality. Yeah. And I think like as much as she was an Insta model too, which like everyone is now, she was actually one of the biggest with Instagram followers. She was more ready than Cassie. She was.

For sure. Yeah. And it's so funny because like this is a show that you go to to get married. It's not a dating app. It's not a dating show. you go there and you have to be a person that says the sentences I want to be engaged I want to get married I don't have babies I want to start a family I'm still ready for all that and like the things they take on 23 year olds who like seriously I have no problem with 23 year olds

if you're a 23 year old that's ready for that or think you are right or whatever but at this show the show has become am I going to be the next bachelorette and be and am I going to be get famous and am I going to get followers and be invited to all these cool events? Yeah, we just saw Hannah G. at the IHeart Radio Awards sitting behind freaking Taylor Swift. No, I was shook. Let me just tell you. I sent this to Amanda and I see that Hannah G is sitting a row behind Taylor Swift and I'm like, how is this bachelor contestant sitting behind Taylor Swift at the Iheart Radio Awards? So then you wonder like maybe back in the Dizzle like with Trista and Ryan, that was like the first bachelor couple or something. Like, people were like, first of all, I think Trista and Ryan were like older. Now everyone's like 23, super hot.

On Instagram is like in Instagram models before. Meanwhile, we both know Cassie was on a different reality show. Hannah G. was calling herself an Instagram model before. So like, it is slim pickens, I feel like, out of the 23. Like who's actually there for the right reasons. Even like, let's say I was single, okay? Of course you go into this as like, this is a show. It is being televised.

People are going to know me. Like, if you're like, oh, maybe I'll meet someone nice. But wait, if I was single, don't you feel like I would be in it for the right reasons? I feel like I would be in it to find love. I would, if you were single, I'd send you on it. No, but do you feel like I feel like I would like fall in love in two seconds? I mean, it's weird to think about it because like I said, like we don't see the relationships. And then like when the breaking up happens, you're like,

like, wow, there were emotions there. So I think, I mean, to be not as hater as I am, I would say maybe even the people that go in for it for fame end up falling in love. Of course. Or like Caitlin said, you can build your brand. People love the brand. You can, by the way, it's an imitation of Caitlin Bristow. You can build your brand and find love.

They don't contradict each other. But hold on. Also, what I wanted to say was that, like, it's all really psychological, too. you in a situation where like there is one man or one woman there is 30 people wanting this one man or one woman and and so like it's all very psychological like you get no phones no TV nothing else but just thinking about this have one person and with all that so you and with all that cassie wasn't able to even like the guy yeah um so basically what ends up happening he breaks up with both of the girls he shows up at cassie's hotel room. She's obviously looking like a shining ray of light. What is that? I can't. What is that? I can't. I'm literally going to dye my hair that color. But hold on. Hanagie looked surprised when he knocked on her door. Cassie looked like she was expecting him. Hanagy looked surprised because I think

Tasha and Hanagy when they see him think like, oh, how sweet he wants to come hang out with us. No, no, no. No, they do. Both of them thought that he's coming to say like even when he's, sorry, even when he started saying like the sentence like I can't be in love of two people I felt like Hannah G thought he was going to be like so let's get over with I want you now like he when he opened with that same and I feel like she thought it was going to be her no but wait but at the same time I feel like you listen to me but you were listening just to speak no I'm listening I'm absolutely listening but I'm saying like Hananji and Tisha looked surprised Cassie looked like she was expecting him because it might be production who said like Cassie because he's gonna come

today? He's going to come today because I think when he came, oh no, I don't think she had her nails done. One of my followers sent me a close up on her nails and they were really not done. They weren't done? No. Well, who knows? They can't get their nails done. They're on The Bachelor. They do it themselves. Yeah? Yeah.

Didn't you send me a thing where, like, Chris Harrison was, like, eating dates with, like, peanut butter? No, so when they were filming the breakup scene, when Cassie was breaking up with him, Chris Harrison, I guess, has to be on call at all times if shit goes down, which it did. Um, so he was like with one of, I guess, the producers or like whoever's in the crew eating like peanut butter and jellies.

Like this is what we do. She had to like smear peanut butter with like that of fork. Yeah. They had like a like I don't know. A celery stick or something. No, it's crazy because you think these things are so glamorous and like I don't anymore because I'm thinking like, you know, even I was just telling Ariel like my friend is going on a work trip to China and I'm like, fuck that. No, I mean, I think. I don't want to go on a work.

trip to China. I think the show... I don't want to be Chris Harrison with a celery taken out. I mean, like, I'd like to be Chris Harrison. Yeah, but you know what I mean? People think everything is so glamorous, but a lot of times... I don't think it's that glamorous. But it's not. And I've heard, you know what I've heard? I forget. Like, I listened to an interview with one of the bachelor contestants, and they said, like, the

mansion is shit. They were like, this mansion is, like, falling apart. The pool has, like, particles in it. It's, like, not as, like, it's not a mansion. Like, you think it's a mansion. So I I would go on it to find friends, for real. But I feel like they make such good friends there. They really do.

Everyone is, even when they're fighting for the same guy, somehow becomes so close. Like now Kalyn is best friends with Cassie, but she's also best friends with Michelle. Cassie's sister, Michelle Randolph was like, apparently an actress, but I haven't seen her in anything. She's dating an actor. So she's dating Greg Salkin, which to go back, he dated Bella Thorne. So I don't know about his choices. She was seen this week, Bella Thorne, by the way. washing your hair with beer with like hairy pits, which like I'm not anti-harry pits.

I'm just saying like washing your hair with beer. There's just some sort of extreme and that's one of them. And she's like polygamous, like she had a girlfriend and a boyfriend, whatever. It's like too much. Like choose a fucking thing, Bill of Thorne. Anyway, what I was going to say is that, um, we already know that Colton. So not only did he fucking break his contract by, you know, telling Cassie, it's her at the end, breaking up with two girls and not following the format of.

the show, which I don't know what the repercussions are for that, but there are some, I'm sure. He also was seen with Greg Salkin going to the gym weeks before, like, he chose, like, weeks before the finale aired. Yeah. Weeks before the finale aired. So that was probably caused a fucking stir in the Bachelor world because, like, usually that doesn't happen. Like, you don't see someone on the street connected to someone and, like, because they're kind

of celebrity, then he was seen with Greg Sulkin. And so it's not like a coincidence that he's hanging out with Michelle Randolph, Cassie's sister's boyfriend. No, it wasn't smart on his end. I wonder what his repercussions were because he definitely broke a contract. No, because the thing is, the whole premise of the show is to get married at the end. It's like Neil Lane is going to give you a ring. You're going to propose. Yeah, it's not a dating show.

They're going to be like, you can't just decide like, I can't commit to that. So I'm just, we're just going to like leave the show with that. No, I feel like you can't. So it was. So the thing is, let me just say one last thing. The thing is that they, I need to like get my words in, they ended, they ended it, like, they chose to end it well. And it means like she, they had their fantasy suite. They met the parents.

We didn't get there yet. No, but I'm saying like, they ended it well. They forced it on her. They twisted it. So what ended up happening was after, yeah, because you jumped was after he broke up with both girls. He came to Cassie. We were there. We were at the hotel.

came to Cassie. She was like, hi, hugged him as if she was like, what are you doing here? Then he was like, can we talk? He was like, I didn't like how we ended it. I didn't like that you walked away like that. I mean, while she's like, yeah, I broke out with you. That's why I walked away. But anyway, and he's like, I don't want to end it.

Like, you know, no pressure. Want to be with you. Let's just date. See where it goes. My parents are here. Like, would you be to meet them? They're waiting downstairs. And basically gave them what?

You missed a huge part. But he's like, I want to be with you. And she's like, I can't, I don't know if I can come in. He's like, I don't care. Like, I can, like, wait for you to get there. He, like, doesn't care to do anything. She doesn't care. She wasn't, like, crying, like, oh, I realize I made a mistake.

Like, she didn't think she made it. She was packing. Wait, the footage of her was packing and saying, I can't wait to go back to my life, to go back. To my family and friends and, like, be done with this. Not in a mean way, because she says everything perfect. but in a in a way that she meant it. And then he comes and he's like,

I want to be with you. I'm not going to let you go. My parents are waiting. Come meet them. We'll take it one step at the time. It's me and you. I broke up with both of them. I ruined the show.

They're downstairs. And basically she was just like, okay, I mean, I don't know. And then she hugged him. And it was so funny because he was happy because he felt like the hug meant like a confirmation. but then she was like, I'm just so confused. Her line, her line is I'm so confused and I don't understand him.

He's like, it's okay, you're confused. It's okay, you don't know. It's okay. You're not into me. It's okay that like you're not in love with me. You know, when I was 12 and I fell in love my first time. My God, his name was Zeev. Whatever.

I could be like, of course I'll marry you Zeev. Like, you know, when you're in love, doesn't matter the age. It doesn't matter if it's mature and mature love. You believe in like this fantasy. ideal world where you're ready to, like, marry the guy, commit to him for life. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like your first boyfriend, you were probably thought you would have babies. We were like talking about baby outfits.

Right. So like you, in a relationship, you know, whatever relationship you're in, even if it's going to end, you should be idealistic about it. You should think that it's like amazing. You should want it to be forever. If it doesn't end up happening, that's fine. But the fact that she goes into it, like, she was forced. She was coerced in my opinion.

You shouldn't start it off with saying like, I'm confused, I'm confused, I don't know, I can't give that to you. I don't even know if I want a committed relationship. I, like, it was all just really, I felt bad for Colton because he looked like he was so in love with her, obsessed with her. And she was like, let's wait for me to get there. And that's stuff, but she didn't say, let's wait for me. That's a thing like on her end, we can't be mad at her because she said her truth. She said I'm not there. I don't know if I can get there.

I want you to get your marriage and babies and engagement and you're the bachelor for Christ's sake. So we can blame her for one thing, which is why come on a show when it's not that you didn't fall in love with Colton, which she didn't. But it's also that you're saying you're not even ready for a commitment and you're not even into that. So that's her fault. Like you came on the show probably for the wrong reasons. Colton fell deeply in love with you, which like for his credit, like he is ready for that shit. He wants to be engaged. He wants to get married.

He would get married tomorrow. Yeah. So, like, seemed to me like he didn't leave her a choice with, like, agreeing. And she was like, okay, yeah, like, let's do it. Like, let's meet your parents and do this, like, weird thing where it's like the bachelor, but we're not getting engaged. So I'll just, like, say yes to date you, but not really. So, like, I'll go on one day with you and we'll see what happens.

Like, that's not the bachelor. You know what I mean? Yeah. But she met his parents. They grilled the shit out of her. They seem to be much more self-aware than their son. But they are sweet. His parents were like,

babe, they're so sweet, but they're self-aware. They're saying like, but she's not reciprocating. Yeah. But she doesn't see. No, but he blatantly says, I don't care. I'm going to wait until she gets this. Is that normal? It's not, but I think we, would you say to your kids?

Hold on, hold on. He's that in love with you. But I think, I think, like, from seeing Colton, like, I just think he's like a really genuine, amazing, like, good guy. No, he is. And I, I just think, like, he loved Cassie. much. I mean, you can see he does, and he's not going to give up on that. You know, like,

he was, do you want to not give up on something that's not reciprocated? He would do anything just for her to be. I won't give up on Johnny Depp. He won't give up. He, oh, he would do. He was, he used to be like my first love. He would do anything just to like, he was, he doesn't even care if she's not into him at the moment. But that's not normal. But that's not normal. I know it's not normal. But you're saying that it is, as like a good thing. No, I'm not saying it's a good thing. just saying, like, he's so in it and he, like, wants Cassie so much. No, but if you're, if you're a normal, you say, I'm so in love with you, but it feels like you're not there with me, and I'd rather you be happy and me try to find my happy.

That's the right thing to do. He told his dad, his dad told him, and he said, I know that. I don't care. I'm going to try this. What I'm saying is you're not saying that it's abnormal. It's abnormal to say I don't care how the other person feels. I feel this way. Are you a child?

I want to play this game. I don't care that my mom said no. It's a two-way street. If the girl's not into you, let her go. He wasn't ready for it. No. So you're like, is it condoning or condemning? I always get them confused.

What is like when you're... Condoning is like... The no? The no. No, it's the yes. It's the other way around. No, condoning. Let's bet.

Search it. It's the other way around. Condone. Condone. Accept and allow. It's the opposite from what you think. condone is accept and allow condemn is the bad one

so I'm not condemning no you're not condoning sorry you're not condoning his behavior I'm just saying oh my God today let me just tell you guys I am talking to a wall

I'm talking to someone who's looking at me seemingly nodding at me seemingly waiting to just speak not responding not in You're like, I'm saying something about condone and condemn, and you're like, I'm just saying. No. I can't.

No. No, but hold on. Condoning. Anyway, can I just say something? No, you'll say when we come back. We're going to take a break to hear from our sponsors and we'll be right back with a more Bachelor drama. Ariel is very upset. We have a lot more to talk about.

She's upset about the amount that we had covered so far. It's okay, babe. No, but we need to talk about... Okay, get to it. Okay, I'm getting to it. So on Tuesday night, the episode aired where Colton and Cassie come out. That's really the most important thing. Okay, yes, it is.

Hannah G. Looked so happy. Now you wonder... Hold on one second. It's Cassie's so happy because she's on late night with Jimmy. Kimmel like fucking good morning America all the shows or is she happy now because she's actually in love they did look in love they were so happy responding to me or responding to yourself but i'm saying no i'm saying i think she's probably happy about that but i think at this point we know cassie wouldn't be in a

relationship like unless she wanted to be so of course she's happy to be in jimmy kimill and have 1.4 mill and like be known now but i also think she like that's love with him yeah i do and we saw this video that she recorded for him, which was sweet. I mean, she was like, hmm, um, I know I wasn't good at expressing my, I'm doing a recap. I know I wasn't good at expressing my feelings, but let me just read to you from my, um, diary. Um, I wrote this. Um, sometimes I look up at Colton, L.O.L.

She wrote L.O.L in her diary, which I thought was so funny. Did she say a little bit? Yeah. Oh, I don't remember. She was like, sometimes I look at Colton. I mean, look up. And I think, wow, this is someone I don't want to be selfish for. That is what moved you to tears. No, it didn't move me to tears.

I said it was sweet. It moved colds into tears. So I moved coldly because finally the big says something. But I could see the not selfish thing because I feel like I'm sort of a selfish person. And to feel like when I know I really love people, if it's romantically and if not, I'm like, wow, I like want to do things for them. like I'm not only caring about myself in this moment. So I got that.

I don't know if I'd put it that way. Do you know what I mean? I'd say something a little bit more moving, but they showed them in the weekend getaways that they get. Yeah. Looking more in love. Her looking consenting to the relationship, which she wasn't until that point.

And yes, they did look happy. They said they were very in love. More importantly, he moved to California for her. up he doesn't take a minute like he he's already fully like residing in california baby it's also probably for like his own good no i mean for his own good but i think that like he moved for her he lives very close to her what the weird part is is that like they didn't move in together she still lives at her parents or her sister yeah she like hops which is fine which i'm sure he would already marry her so he would already marry her but he made it seem like no we're taking it one day at a

time totally cool with like me living by myself. If you were Colton, wouldn't you say numera uno? Like, did you know the bastard was a show where you come to get engaged, get married, start of family? He would be ready for that. No, but to her, if she's not ready to even move in with someone. Yeah. You got to mean?

So I'm saying, I'm happy for them. I am rooting for them. I know I'm being very sarcastic about the whole thing. But just because it was an unseen before a situation where I feel like the bachelor but they did fell in love galore put everything in the shit and just ran after his heart with someone who didn't feel the same way and basically somehow she came around now they're dating seemingly in love she looks very happy which i'm hoping is more because she's in love with him and not because of all the fame she's getting out of it but he's being so cute to her on

instagram no he's obsessed with her writing like instagram was down that day and he wrote like Instagram like please go up I need to post pictures of my girlfriend he like posts her all day and even the things that he wrote after came out that they're together were so cute and then hers were more like about her journey and like she's like oh I meant to post about Colton when Westside aired and it's like no you probably everyone was like you didn't post about fucking Colton no but he is sweet but no he's so sweet he's being kind of creepy babe he's being kind of It's a little much. No, he's just so in love.

So Ariel was like, I wish someone was as in love with me as Colton is with Gassie and she has a boyfriend. I was like, isn't your boyfriend as in love with you? And she goes, no, he loves me. No, he loves me, but like, is he going to like cry or like say these things? But these things aren't real. I know they're not real. You know, like Twitter isn't real.

Like, you know, like he's being cute, yes, but that's not the real world. I know it's not the real world. I am happy that they're happy. I am happy that, like, I do think, like, someone asked me today on, hold on, after all the hate and, like, that we've been talking and, like, saying, like, oh, she's not in it for the right reasons. Like, at the end of the day, Colton went after what he wanted.

And got it. And now he's in a happy relationship. The fact that she doesn't want to move in with him, okay. The fact that they have to say in every single interview that we've talked about getting engaged, you can barely move in with him. They probably rehearse it because every time they ask them, like, what's happening with the engagement? She's like, we've been talking about it.

so probably like it was definitely rehearsed like when we get asked about this we're going to say X right exactly I don't know I don't want to be a hater you know that I'm after everything like a hopeless romantic I'm hoping for the best but I don't know I don't know if it's going to end the way colton would want but let's see um shortly after that yes you can speak today speak wait I just need to say that like Jojo and um oh my god i forgot this name jordan oh my god jojo and jordan are my god jojo and are my favorite really and they're so cute get married then aren't you engaged they're taking their time but they're engaged at least they went through with the bachelor they have like a house flipping business and like a this and they're like getting it on they're getting it on he's like a

sports anchor she's like fucking doing a million things hair curls curling things no she's we were talking yesterday about the most followed and she has like 2.2 million. Yeah, she is. She's very loved. But she's, and she's lovable. She's lovable. Um, but they're also like really, you know what I was thinking, babe? What? When are we going to see? A size from where we talked

about weight wise, which like, would love to see someone on the Bachelorette, um, a woman being over at the size 8. But what about a freaking New York, badass chick, like us? for and not someone from i'm so sorry alabama mississippi mountains of denver oklahoma kentucky new york

we have some bad ass bitches here let's get them what we have single it's so hard to meet people in new york there are people that are 20 25 on dating apps because it's so hard why aren't they freaking finding love on television do you think that like people from new york don't apply like how is it i don't think it's that you don't get anything from new york i think there's something about the small town girl like looking for love there's like something sweet about it you know it's not as rough you know

as like a New Yorker looking for love I don't know there's nobody from New York nobody there was once one I think girl and she was like kind of like fluky anyway so speaking of that the next best charrette is Hannah from Alabama

which we knew because her promo was filmed there and we got a bunch of inside scoops about that and also it was leaked which like okay when I first heard it was going to be Hannaby I was like okay fine like I don't know she wasn't my favorite on the season I wouldn't have picked anyone from that season but okay and then you saw her on um the last show when she was announced and it was Corin a G yeah and like okay so just to recap she was announced and she comes and she says about a million times,

I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing, which is relatable. But then she starts like, thumbs up and I don't know if it's relatable. After the whole thing, the bottom line is, is it relatable the fact that she doesn't know what the hell she's doing? She doesn't know where to look, what to do.

She doesn't know what to say. These are my bachelor's cool. That's really awesome. I'm like, but then you think about all these other chicks, like even Becca Kay, which was, she was boring,

okay? I put up today like I'm kind of missing like, let's do the damn thing. No, but she was more natural. Yeah. She was more natural. Like, if you were ready on a show and you've had cameras in your face and you've had producers and you've had, you should be a little bit more like roughed up.

So like Chris Harrison has some work to do because she is not ready at all. She didn't know where to look. She didn't know how to pick up the road. She kept saying, I don't know what to do. It was cringy. Are you ready to be a bachelorette? Yeah. Awesome.

I think so. Great. it's like obviously he's exciting to get that call because again like we said i don't mean to be sarcastic about things and a cynic but when you get that call you're 90% excited because you're going to be famous and 10% because like you might find love with these dudes that are also coming on for fame you know what i mean at the end of the day i think this about the bachelor and bachelorette it is entertaining obviously we're doing freaking spending almost the whole podcast it but I think everyone comes in to a show yeah everyone comes in on a show do you get what I'm saying

no I do get what you're saying and if they fall in love great cool build your brand fall in love whatever no one's coming in because everyone's fucking good looking they can find someone in real life no Hannah has one thinkings I looked through her group of men they're not good I don't want to look through it okay I look through it slim pickings and I'm not trying to be judged This is just my own opinion about what I'm liking. A lot of people said that, though. But I know, but I'm saying, like, I don't want to be judgmental. So, like, I have my own taste and everybody's entitled to their own.

But from what I thought about the way they looked is not Bueno. Is no Bueno. This is, like, probably the worst. No way. Like, every single person. The thing is, like, I heard. I haven't seen one person that you're into. I would be like, oh, he looks really good.

What about the guy on the show that said he'd go down on her? No, no, no. I just didn't like really anybody. Anybody that I saw. I feel like. I would be like, what the hell? I don't know where they chose these people from. No, but let me tell you something.

I think they speak about a lot that the bachelor seasons do better than the Bachelorette. And it just seems like it's going to, like I wish they brought a Bachelorette. I wonder why I would think that the Bachelorette does better than the Bachelor. No. The Bachelorette does better than the Bachelorette. And I wish that we could change that by having a cool ass like, okay, women, let's give examples, Vanessa Grimaldi, which by the way, sorry, fake news.

break up her and her boyfriend. She would be a great bachelorette. She would be a great bachelorette. Like Rachel Lindsay, I don't know, maybe the season wasn't as good, but in her... She was a great bachelor. Like, she was. She would probably be a great bachelorette. Um, Danielle Maltby, who's freaking ready to get married and have babies because she's 30-something and like been through it. Great bachelorette. Are you

bringing me a 23 year old? Who doesn't know what to say? Who doesn't know how to speak? It's like, I feel like it's almost freaked up. Like, if the Batchar is more than just a television joke for ratings. And you're trying to play matchmaker here. But you want to bring serious people because there are more bad. Bring serious people. Yeah. Bring serious people that are ready to settle

down and find love. You know, fun love. Anyway, we'll see what happens. I'm glad we're going to be on this journey with Hannah B. We're going to talk about it. He already started filming. That's so weird. It's going to hear May what? May something. May something. We're going to keep on following Colton and Cassie on their

Twitter, Instagram. life, you know? I like keep checking all day just to see what else they post about each other. I know. Wait, did you hear that Lauren Bushnell moved to Nashville for her? She moved to Nashville. By the way, Lauren Bushnell is one of those people that's like sweet. I think she does answer like her fans and she's like, I think she's a sweet person.

You know who else I was thinking about that probably is a great example of someone who didn't come for fame? Who? Lauren B too. Lauren B. Lauren B. Lauren B. Really? Yes.

Do you remember how obsessed with Ari she was? Yeah, she was. Every time we talked to her, she was like crying and shaking and like, she was actually, you remember how Colton with Cassie was like, I let them go. Like, you don't need to be jealous anymore. Like, I'm just with you. Like, I remember Lauren Burnham on Ari's season was very much like couldn't handle the fact that he was with other women.

Yeah, I remember that show. So I feel like they pretty much have a real relationship and the fact that they're having a baby. Yeah, it's really cute. Yeah, I like it. I chose how, yeah, they are. really cute. They're a real cup. Anyway, Bachelor World. We're going to keep... So much to talk about. So much. Um, but we're going to move on. Let's go.

Dun, da, don't. Don, da, don't, da, don't, da, don't. Hashtag. VPR. Ambassador. Ambassador. What do you have to say about BPR? I don't even know. I just need to always give it a spot. my life um no actually there wasn't that much this week aside for me and katy and our friendship mm-hmm katy and me in the friendship uh-huh um we jammed a bunch uh-huh yeah so i don't follow everyone on vpr just katy um sorry i'm not sorry i'm just katy yeah is that weird not even stasi no because i'll tell you why i've decided to not follow anyone until i'm caught up

because I don't want to see what happens in real life. Okay. But Katie had followed me. So I was like, it's only just that I follow her back. Yeah. But it came to my attention that Lala, like one of Lala's stories where she's like all blown up in the face and talking about how she had to fly coach and not on her like private jet. And like if she was just swollen up in the face and not talking about the private jet versus coach, I would be like, you guys, it's not. Wait, no, she said something about, like, being, like, normal?

What did she say? She said she's, like, slum in coach or something. Okay. I said she did she row, like, 40 when I'm on a plane. She has a private jet. She has a private jet. She owns one? Her guy, her fiancé.

Which, I... Where does her fiancé do? He's like, a movie producer. Why do you have to put an accent and done everything? Must we. You're an actor. Mostway. Must do it.

I'm joan. Run goes, I don't know what it's done on. Okay, just listen. She put up this video. She looked like a freaking below fish, okay? Not that not everyone in Hollywood looks like that, but it's like I'm done, I'm done fucking seeing those filled up faces.

I can't see them anymore. I know I'm screaming, but it's like, I can't see these like ballooned faces, these balloon things. You know what I realize? Actors, actors, real actors, Mandy Moore. Don't do it. can't do it. Right, they can't do it. True. They can't do it. They can't do it. It's just like

celebs. It's just like celebs and we're talking about reality TV stars. I see what you're saying. Because like Mandy Moore can be going on this as us with like double Ds and freaking like. No, but any actor. Bradley Cooper like we're talking about any actor. Right. They can just get tasteful Botas. Not even because they need their face to move. Babe. Not even. Lady Gaga is in freaking Boatoc the shit up. No, but that's what I'm saying. Lady Gaga can because she's not in fucking movies. Okay. She's in one. But I'm saying real actor. that are constantly in movies, can't do that.

They need their faces to move because they need to make so many different facial expressions. Like, listen, the fiddlers and the plump-it, like, okay, Lala looked like a blowfish in this video while she was talking about slumming it and coach, which makes it like an easy target.

You can't be sitting like that, looking like that, and talking about slumming it and coach and not going on your PJ, which I didn't even know what PJ meant, but apparently it's private jet. And then one of my followers said, do you know that her and her husband,

or sorry, her fiance, aren't following each other, And I was like, that's weird. And I put up a thing that they might have broken up. And then my BFF, whose name is? Katie. Yeah. Replied to me and said, no, they didn't.

They just don't follow each other. No story here. Lull. And I said, thanks, Katie, for bringing it to my attention. And sorry for talking smack before I know. But like, don't follow each other. Excuse me. I know.

Like, follow each other. And she was so pretty on the first seasons because I'm pretty much, I think, on the second season right now on season five in VP. are and I'm on the second season because I think she started in season four and she was so pretty and cute and it's just like I don't think that aging makes you less cute I don't think that gaining weight makes you less cute you know what I think makes you less cute doing all that shit to your face there's a line and so many people have freaking crossed it yeah so many people but I think it's just sad because like just like be you you don't have to like blow up your face there's so much

pressure in Hollywood. Okay, there is. But then again, look at actors. They really can't do it. But also, first of all, I'm sure all of them get, like, very tasteful Botox. Okay. But at the same time, the class below the actors who are doing this are in some competition to be, like, the thinnest, the youngest, the most young-looking, the flumpus. Apparently, Kylie got, like, some, like, thing to, like, pull in her waist. I, like, run an article. Oh, wait, did you go? Speaking of, okay, we're actually moving to the Kardashian. Okay, yeah, we're done with the VP. with DPR on to the Kardashians.

So Kylie put up a video this week where her stomach literally looks like a baby's. No, she like turns it and it looks like she has like an abline. No. It's so flat. Like no, it's like a wall. Like no like front and back

front and back are together. Okay. And she's like, I love my little stomach. Which like is like gross. I mean like I would love my little stomach. Would you say I love my little stomach? No, I wouldn't. But anyway, then you sent me this video.

and she's like, it's all about dieting. No, so wait. So she put up that thing and then my imitation of it. Okay, fine, go. What's funny, no? Yeah, it was. It really was. Trying to suck your stomach in and put your butt back.

It's like a lot of work. Yeah. Work out for you? Work out for me. And then she put up this, like, live Insta story of her putting on makeup, which again, like the amount of makeup also concerns me. Do you need to have cakes on makeup and, like, lashes and all just be like normal be 21 which like you're not because you're like with a child

and like not but but she just looks not good and she's just like I've always been really skinny so like um it's about food for me like I usually just eat pizzas and pastas and now I'm like she said lots of dairy yeah she goes pizzas and pastas and lots of dairy that's her real stomach like my name ain't Amanda there was like you did something That's not normal. I know. No, I, I... Which it could be because she's 21, so like the elasticity is still there and stuff like that.

But at the same time, like, you're so fake everywhere that how are we supposed to believe anything is true? Right. Your face is in your face. Your butt is in your butt. Your thighs aren't your thighs. Your boobs aren't your boobs. You know what I heard, though? What?

That she was going to name Stormy Rose. Stormy Rose. I'm sorry. She was going to name Stormy Rose. Rose? Rose? Yeah. Yeah.

She was like, I love the name Rose. I would have been more down with Rose. I know. Rose is pretty and, like, stormy. I'm just like, I can't take it seriously. All I hear is like, stormy. Yeah. I like can't take it seriously.

Oh, you know what else I found out? What? You know how Courtney came out with Posh? Yeah, Push. Push-canouche. So you know how we were like, how does she have 2.2 mil? Oh, my God, you told me. I know.

Which I wanted to surprise Ariel in the pod because some of you told me that it's like funny that I tell her things. And she's like, what? But. So I was saving it, I was like, don't tell her, don't tell her, tell her live, tell her live. But then I told her, I told her that Push used to be the Dash Instapage. So it makes sense. So it had the followers already. It hasn't gone up though at all.

It's still 2.3. 2.3. Because what I told you last time we spoke about this, people need something. No one's blind following anything. Like, to a point they are. But it's Corny Kardashian. Yeah. Who?

Who? Who? Who? Wait, can I say it? I'm so excited about this. Okay. Okay. So, Eunice put up a picture of, like, hands of, like, a woman with, like, a great hand, playing pool.

And then Amanda DM'd me, could this be court? Because her followers told her it could. And then I did some investigation of court the other day when she went out with, like, a family. She went out, they went out to a family dinner, her or Kim, close. Joey and Kylie, and that, that picture showed that court is wearing the same nail polish and the same nail style as the girl in the pick. Which I wonder. The girl in the pick is deaf court.

You think deaf? Deaf. Do you think Eunice and court are back together? A hondo. A hondo. Do you say 411? I don't even know what that means. I just like tried to keep going.

A hund. Like, you know when you dial 411 operator? It's 311. No, that's like New York City's. something oh okay i don't know what i'm saying is we have the scoop one of my followers also sent it to me and also circled the um nail polish so i was like hmm um which would be into rsante and you know what my baby corin hands let me tell you and you know what i put up the other week i put up um this picture of court wearing something cool and i said a lot of people ask me

amanda hey why do you love court so much and i say she's the only one of the kardashians maybe aside from Kendall who dresses the way that I would want to like things that I would want to wear who you know think about she hasn't dated anyone since Eunice like she's very low key do you know what I mean she's a low key person she's not like out about dating like basketball players and like celebrities which like I really I remember there was like a rumor about her and John Mayer and I was like so wishing that would be for real but it wasn't but anyway speaking of basketball players. players. Kendall is dating Ben Simmons, who's a basketball player. They all have to date basketball players. Of course. And they have a pet. Wait for it. Snake. Because they couldn't have a pet dog. Oh, it's so annoying. They couldn't be, they couldn't be normal. They can't just get like a pet even like hamster. Hamster. They have to get. Chrissy Teigen just got a pet hamster. That's normal. Because Chrissy Teigen is, you know what? She's normal. She's sitting in her bed, Kendall, with a bun, with a top bun. With a snake around her bun. Wrapped around the bun.

Because they can't do anything that's not extreme. They have to get a pet snake and have it wrapped around her bun, have it wrapped around her neck. Like, I don't even know, but that's what they have to do. Chrissy Tegan, who's like cute and normal, gets a pet hamster. It's so annoying. And has a cute little dog. Why do you've got to be extra all the time? Extra.

Extra. But like the dress the core was wearing when they all went out to dinner. It sounds like at this point. I'm like, Gorni, no. First of all, they all go out to dinner and you're like, oh, Staris, they're just like. us and then you realize like i see like uh kim's hairstylist putting up that she did her hair that night and i'm like no they never just go out no it's like they get hair and makeup they get like the whole shend day but the thing is you know what i think about like when even when we go out to dinner

and i put on like a layer of mascara and like bronzer no bronzer and then i have to go home and take it off when i come back home and they're like wow they have to take off like a cake full of makeup i'm so upset that i have to take anything off like all i want to do is get into bed the fact I'm always like, you're amazing. You wash your face. I know. The fact that I have to wash my face is like a huge deal to me. So I can't even imagine having to do that all the time. It's crazy. We'll be right back after a few words from our sponsors. Be right back. All right, all right. In other news this week, we had A-Rod and J-Lo getting engaged, but the hype of that was soon pretty much shat-on by the fact that apparently he's this, like, giant cheater. This guy named Jose Canseco. I don't remember if he's like a sports guy or like a past wrestler. He started tweeting, like, you know, that A-Rod is this, like, huge cheater and that he cheated on J-Lo with his ex-weck.

wife and he has proof and he can take a polygraph and blah blah blah and then after i put that up and also probably other people things started coming up like yeah it's known that a rod is a giant cheater and like has a woman in each city and even some of my followers were like i know this girl one of my friends friends who lives in blah blah blah blah a rod used to blah blah with or like still talks to you know what you don't believe it no really no you're just not believing it i'm just really not believing it. I really do believe and I want to believe that him and J-Lo are so cute. He looks really

in love with her. They both look so in love. They both post each other. I'd really rather not believe all the things that you're hearing and the things that you're being sent. I know you're saying them, babe. I know you're saying them. I don't want to believe it. A. Rod and J-Lo are engaged. I'm super happy. They're very cute. They live in Miami. I want to go to their

house. I know we were in Miami and every single cab driver I spoke in Spanish with and I was like, I was Spanish And they were like, Amanda's always looking for the compliments. Hold on. She wanted to speak Spanish just so they would be like, your Spanish is so good. Which they said, babe. See?

They were like, where, like, where does? And I'm like, New York, why? And they're like, because I'm like, oh. But I spoke Spanish and I was just like, where is just like, don't it's at La Cazza de Jalo. Like everywhere. I was just like, I was like, I don't get to Jailos. I was trying to find Jaila's house.

Other news this week is the college scam ordeal with Becky from Full House and Felicity Hoffman. I know. The thing is it doesn't sound so dramatic, but like what's so surprising about rich people paying for shit, bribing things? Like, it's not surprising to me that they... A long time. ago before they were very very very rich what no so apparently her felicity hoffman and a bunch of other like a listers um and other rich people paid for their kids to get into really um great colleges basically bribed the colleges for their kids to get in and basically were like indicted

and like arrested and it's this whole big thing and i don't get what's so shocking about rich people paying off people to get in yeah it's like doesn't seem why it doesn't feel like it's so shocking but it's a big deal um apparently becky's daughter in real life olivia jade is this huge like youtube star and she um had this makeup line with sephora coming out sephora discontinued that and is like ending the relationship so like shit's happening like it's it's a big deal why are they taking it so seriously you're not supposed to pay for your kids to get in you know what i mean no i get it but like you're into it you're down with people no i'm not into it but like they don't need to get arrested for that no i know it's a huge deal is a huge huge deal it's not that interesting but it's all over so

gotta mention it because this is where we mentioned all that kind of shit you know it is gonna be super into sante which like i feel like i dreamt it before it came out but i probably didn't dream it and I just actually saw it and then thought about it was um Vinny and Polly D are going to be in their own version of The Bachelor. I'm not into it. I'm so into it and you're going to watch it baby. I mean we're going to watch it but at the same time I love Polly D. I know I love Polly D and I actually love Vinny. I don't love Vinny. But like they're what what what what? No I'm into it. It's so dumb. I'm into it. What they're going to get like a bunch of like we deads on the show. Guides yes it's going to be so good. They're going to be long nails. They're going to be

gt out it's going to be amazing I love it who can cook the best freaking fall in love I think Polly D would be like a good man I think you know who he dated before Aubrey yeah who turned into like is another freaking

fake guys if you have the time search Aubrey O'Day before and after when she was on the P. Diddy dance show it's a whirl it's like a whole 180 it is like just two different people it's crazy before we finish up I just want to tell you guys this sweet, sweet story.

Tell me what you think, when you can. We're at my mom's last week, okay? Ariel decides she's going to watch the second part of the bachelor, which I haven't seen the first part yet. So I say, can you not watch that right now? And she's like, no, I'm like, can you not watch that right now? And my mom is like, Amanda, can't you let her really watch what she wants to watch? Amanda, Amanda.

You're really missing the big part of the story where you literally screamed at me. I got to the screaming where I was. was like, I won't allow it. And then my mom is like, you won't allow it? Are you her mother? And then I'm like, excuse him while. I'm like, mom, would you want someone to put on the show that you haven't seen yet? Amanda is making it seem as if she's just like, Ariel, can you please not watch that right now.

Amanda is screaming at me in the top of her lungs using like harsh language. Okay. Harsh language. She cries to my mom about it. She's like, Amanda was mean to me. That's not. No, she does that. But did you not today?

So today I'm like, Ariel, come home. so we can work in the podcast. Come home so we can do the podcast. And then I merged my mom into the call. And Ariel's like, I just left because Amanda, like, made me. And my mom is like, no, don't listen to her. And I'm like, oh, my God, you're going to make mom think. I'm like, I don't know what.

I'm like, mom, instead of saying, Amanda, you're bringing in your sister and everything you do, that's so lovely. She's like hating on me. She really did. She defends me in all measures. She defends you all the time. And then I go to my mom, mommy, never defend you. And she's like, there's no.

nothing to defend you're a bitch everyone's scared of you what did she say or a witch she called me a witch she said you little witch okay i'm glad literally i have to defend myself my whole life no one defends me can we just talk about one more thing which is barbara palvin perfection getting vs angel oh my god love her i didn't like the dylan spouse though wrote like congratulations um mrs like blah blah just a little bit of like he wrote something like congratulations less Ben and Jerry's ice cream yeah okay fine I know that I'm no I'm being like annoying but it's just like would you want no I wouldn't want that to be mentioned at all she's so perfect though and I think she got to be a VS angel because they liked that she was not the

typical not only because they liked but also because the world liked the world liked but also they liked something keep on eating Ben and Jerry's keep that figure We love it. We're there for it. She's perfect. I know. Bottom line. Bottom line.

Anyway. One more. I'm drunk. I'm so drunk. Happy Tuesday by the time this comes out. Or Wednesday or Thursday or Thursday or Friday or Friday. Whenever you listen to it, you guys, thank you for listening today. I've been your host, Amanda, with.

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