Not Skinny But Not Fat - The Fofty Debt Is Paid; VPR & KUWTK Recaps

Episode Date: May 21, 2019

Fofty has capitalized the shit out of this “scandal” and we’re left with nothing but wasted time- and t-shirts.   Does Lala really love BJ’s that much & how is everyone on VPR buying million dollar homes all of a sudden?   Kim K is chill AF, hence her CBD themed baby shower- yes you didn’t misread. Younes and Kourt are pooshing hints that they’re back together but really we just want SKOURT forever.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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anything happening right now in Hollywood that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is Not Skinny but not fat. Hi, Aurelli. Hi. Welcome to another week of the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. Hell yeah. Thank you for joining me on this rainy day in New York.

Well, hopefully it won't be rainy when the episode comes out. Hopefully they'll be like sunshine butterflies, beach, and like tanning. Whoever is out there in sunny weather living in like weather like L.A., I don't know, Israel, any other place. Just like I really admire them right now. Ariel only knows two places in the world. She knows Israel and she knows America. And it's like, isn't it like summer in Australia also? I'm down for that.

I think it's those opposite in Australia. Opposite. So? Well, we're supposed to be in summer is my whole point. Spring, like late spring. Yeah, like we're supposed to be like getting warmer. Yeah. So that's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm kind of starting to be pissed about. Yeah. New York is not fun to live in. The winter lasts like eight months. of the year. But that's why we need to take very vacays so often. I know. Miami every two months. Well, we do have some vacays coming up. Are you going to Paris? And I am going, ladies and gentlemen, to drum roll please. So excited. And toles. I mean, and Las Vegas, but Los Angeles, for our purposes, is super just exciting because, like, I'm going to do a sur tour. And I'll tell you guys, but some exciting

stuff is going to happen in L.A. too. Right? Yeah. I'm really excited while you're out there. I might be starting to work at Sir. No, I'm just kidding. Sir's newest server. Oh my God. That'd be so bad. Anyway, you guys, so we have a lot to discuss today, but at least the 50, or as his new name is, the fifty. Fifty. The fifty drama is now over. Think the freaking Lord. Wait, what's happening in Hollywood? I was so shook at last week. When you were posting every story, I was like every story, my mouth dropped. I couldn't believe what 50 was doing.

I couldn't believe like Randall was texting him that shit. Lala is like still promoting her makeup line. Like I couldn't. Because I think there were two shook-a-thing parts of this. There was the shook-a-think part of what was going on. And then there was, wait, why the fuck is this on social media? Why the hell is 50 like blasting? Lala. Why the hell is, you know, he posting his personal text messages? And if this is all about

money, which it ended up being, freaking, there are other ways to like hash it out than on like Instagram. But I feel like 50 is like famous for doing this type of stuff. A, yes, B, I feel like a goddamn fool because he freaking made T-shirts, dude. And made like I think it was half a million dollars off the T-shirts. Here I am spending my time as a report to of not skinny but not fat. And I'm fucking dumb as fuck when it comes to money. I should have popped out T-shirts first, you know? I should have like fift-ed it up or whatever.

I would have gotten sued by, I would have been like to be scared at that day. Like he'd come after me. Don't mess. Don't mess. But like, no, listen. Like when you have a lot of money, it's so much easier to make like a lot more money. So like all he has to do is come out with a t-shirt that has like two text lines of what they said and he makes a half a million dollars.

The thing is it's not, you don't have to have that much money to even make them, babe. You don't, but it's because 50 made them that he made that money. But that's beside the point. That is crazy. But what's even crazier is just the whole situation.

But he got paid his million dollars back. Randall didn't have a heart attack. Yes, at the end of this freaking saga, we get confirmation from both ends at the money, which was one mill, Dolores NBD NBD

NBD No video No bid Um Um He didn't Venmo him Like for Jopo

Um The one million dollars were paid back And the thing is like I guess in retrospect He was like blasting Lala Like Fufti was blasting Lala Because she was like

Getting nice things from Randall And like he wasn't And Randall wasn't paying Fifty back But he was like Paying for like the PJ for the BJ No, the BJ is the blowjob I know PJ for the BJ

Yeah, we know the sentence No, but I know So I think that Yeah, A 50 got pissed Because he saw that clip of Lala And he's like this motherfucker is like Buying her all this stuff And he can't pay me back

Yeah, like I guess that's why But also like again This whole saga just like Had the two parts Like A like at first you were like What's going on? What is this about? at first, 50 was just like, I can't call him fopty anymore.

Game over. He's 50. Game over. You carried that on for a while. It's so awkward to say. And it's not even easier to say. It's not to say. No, I'm done.

I'm done. So again, like I said, there's a part of like at first that he was posting shit about Randall and we were like about Lala. It's our with Lala and then Randall. And they were like, what's going on? Then we found out it was about the money. Then it was like pay me back by Monday. And now the debt has been paid.

Again, obviously it's like a trashy A-F way to like run shit and to make t-shirts off of that. Like, I don't know your 50 cent. You really need to be like making t-shirts? I know, I know. But I think that at the same time, like he did this on social media at the same time, Lala says so much stuff about her relationship. She's kind of like asking for something.

No, I agree. And like she doesn't stop either. She doesn't stop. Okay, you guys, fine. We'll talk about VPR, but you've made me. I mean, I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pino Grigio. So basically, as most of you know, if you follow me on Instagram or listen to this podcast, I am freaking catching up on VPR for months on end. I am the slowest catcher upper, binger ever.

You can't even call it a binge. But I'm enjoying every moment, and I kind of do like not just like running through everything. and finishing something that you enjoy so quickly because then you're not enjoying it. So, but it has been since, I think, end of December. So that's a long time. Yeah. A long time. So I'm on season.

Well, no, I just finished season six. So I got to the reunion today. And I actually, in this season, have been like liking Lala more, which at the big, when I was first introduced to her, I asked my followers on Instagram, like, am I going to like this character? And most of the messages I got were, you will, then you won't. then he won't then he will like literally all the messages i got were like it'll go like in and out for you and it's true because at the beginning i was like okay and then i was like oh okay and then i was like

ugh okay because she does have redeeming qualities but she the way obviously like i'm not vulgar and i am not don't speak that way or don't think that way and don't would never put myself in a position like that and be so proud of it so yeah so I was liking her more season six she even the girls started liking her more which again it's debatable a lot of people are saying that like you know the stasi Kristen um and katy kind of maybe befriended her more so on the season to get on the PJ I mean I don't want to get on the PJ but she had the PJ kind of from the beginning like from the beginning she or from at least earlier on was dating the guy.

She was dating Randall. So they could have gone on the, you know what I mean? So it doesn't really make sense because they didn't like her from the beginning. And if it was just to be friends with her because she's dating someone with money, then they would have done that earlier. Yeah. But I also think that she's likable. I don't think that they would like force a friendship just to get on the PJ.

I think like, she's deaf likable. I think maybe the minute they saw she wasn't harmful. You know, she's harmless because at the beginning she comes in and it's all jealousy, right? she's hot she's blonde she has a mouth she's like not ashamed of who she is then it's like whoa she's like topless in front of their boyfriends like die you're gonna not like her right but i think aryana liked her from the beginning sheena sort of liked her from the beginning so i think the other girls were sort of like maybe she's fine i mean this is the nice way to look at things you guys so we want to believe that that's where um it's coming from but she does do a lot of the

BJ for the PJ. And sometimes I'm like, I wonder where it comes from. Like, do you not think you're good enough to be with someone who loves you as money and who can spoil you? Do you feel the need to say all the time is because of your, you know, sex and, you know, it's really weird that she says that because I do feel like her and Randall really do love each other. If you look at stories, like they're really into each other but but she constantly has to bring up the BJ.

So that's a question like I feel like how much do you love giving BJs girl? Like no one loves it that much let's be honest Lala she just says BJ way too much she doesn't even say sex she says the BJ I'm like you know what in my head

I'm like does she really give BJs all day long give BJs all the day long like honestly like no one in that cast has sex like no one does everyone's like not doing it they're all like celibate

at this point in the relationships. So she's doing giving BJ, I don't know. So whatever. So my point is she, her, she was definitely bringing it this season. She was like showcasing her music. Ain't nobody letting them feeling you. Okay, I'm like I'm feeling you. You're not.

Like I'm feeling you. Oh my God. This is not your career. Kind of. I don't know how about it. I don't know. You do kind of look cool with the mic and the like, it looks for the proper that we have going on. I just, I just looked like the real deal.

But, and I am. Mm-hmm. But my point is I do like her. Again, I know I've said this a lot. I love her like natural sans makeup. Like, that's just me. But like I said, I also didn't meet her. So like, you know. You did meet her. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you said. I met her. Yeah. So I think, I mean, that's not what made me like her more. She was likable in person. But on the show, I'm taking it episode by episode step by step. She was definitely more likable. But, you know, calling her man, my man all the time. And then coming to this reunion. in and basically the thing was brought up that she had the sugar daddy and she was like you know what my man yeah he pays my rent but i have a cap on my rent or like he pays for my cars but like i pay my insurance and then listen that i saw about lisa and she's like i have a summer car and then and then and then andy's like your cars because she said in plural and she's like yeah i arrived in a something something like a bmw it sounds kind of crazy, like BMW.

Never seen that thing before. And everyone's like, that's yours. Like, everyone was shook as. And then she's like, yeah, it's my like summer car or something. Like Lisa. Right. And then she was like, like, Lisa, that she just like has a new car to toy around with. And Lisa, I love that she did that.

Lisa was like, um, no, honey. Like, I work for my cars and like for the things I have. I'm not like you. She said I'm not, like, I don't need anybody to buy it for me. Yeah. So that was a, but just like, I feel like she deserves it. Like, kind of shut up a little bit about all this shit that you get from your man. Yeah. I mean, you could tell when she was talking about this, like, card that's like, let's say it was called like an AI, A8 or I8, or I8, I think it was. Yeah, something like that. The way she said it, you could see this, like, smirk. She was like, yeah, I arrived in an I-8. And she had this smirk of, like, she was so proud of it and so, like, so I'm saying, you know, I'm not trying to be like a therapist here, but there's something. deeper. Like it's not, because she does seem like deep down, she's Lauren from Utah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. So deep down, there's some sort of something that is making her feel like, you know, all she has to offer is her body and it's worth money and she wants to show those materialistic things off. And it's, it's coming from somewhere because I don't think it's as. surfaces it looks. Yeah, but not only that, like, you're right, it's from a deeper level on her end where she has to always say, like, BJ for the PJ, BJ for the cars. I also feel like the fact that she's so outwardly, like, saying that she's getting all these things, like, any other person wouldn't really, like, you know, take pride in the fact that somebody's buying them everything, such fancy things. I think it's something deeper that she has to show, like, look at all that I have and look

at all that somebody's getting me. I wonder if it's, like, because he's not attractive at all, like, maybe it's because of that even maybe like randall isn't brad pet okay he's not like babe okay lalla could be dating like a hot man just trying to be like a nice no but i'm saying obviously we're not all like beauty queens and kings and that's fine but i'm i'm just asking i'm wondering if it's coming from a place of like yeah i'm dating him because he's mad rich like or else i wouldn't like i don't know i don't know where it's coming from but yes those are the parts where you get turned off by her because, you know, and she also said even in this reunion that I was watching,

she said something about like, Andy said, like, the bigger the hoop, the bigger the, he didn't say whore. He said, the bigger the hoop, the more the money. I don't know what he said. And she's like, the bigger the hoop, the better the blow job. Yeah. And it's like, stop with the blowjobs. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Stop with the blowjo. Bej's all day. BJs all day. I really think this is the most, like, we've ever discussed BJs in our life. and we're talking about her discussing BJs over, like, one season or even one reunion show. I've never heard the word more in my life come out of anybody's mouth. Yeah, no, it's a lot. Especially in return for, like, private jets.

Yeah, but speaking of, like, if we jump to real time right now, Lala, Katie, Stasi, and Brittany are in Paris. And yes, because, I mean, listen, we watched Vanderburt Rules. They have these crazy vacations. like blacking out like dying like whatever and all of a sudden they're like paris like do to do do like going to the Louvre and like taking pictures and I'm like where's the alcohol where's the Xanax like what's happening no they all look so classy I feel like they're you saw you you said you saw a story of them drinking but I didn't even see a story of them drinking they had like a classy like cocktail on the table that's so weird yeah so did you see like maybe

Brittany, Brittany, he was taking a shot this morning because she took a shot of something and she was like, like she made the face. Anyway, so they're on this vanilla trip to pre. I don't think with cameras because they're not, they're starting to film season eight. I can tell you guys this because I know. They didn't go on the PJ. Who's going to go on the PJ? No, they didn't go there on the PJ. They went on air friends.

Yeah, they went on air France, but they did have that private suite like thing. And first class tickets. Yeah. Oh, it's first class tickets. So they're starting to film season 8 in, I think, end of May. I think they're going and then they're coming back and they're starting to film, which is crazy because I'm finishing up on season 6 right now. And I'm like, because that means that post reunion, which I'm almost done, I'm going to be at season 7. Yeah, you're going to be like almost all caught up.

I'm going to be almost all caught up, which I don't know how that makes me feel. Just like, go with it, Amanda. You don't have to overthink it. Just go with it. I think, well, I'm going to have to, like, keep on, well, A, I'm going to finish it, which is probably going to take me another month. Let's be honest. Like, it's not like it's happening anytime soon. But I'm thinking of then binging, like, another show and kind of commentary on that, like doing either Southern Charm. I think it'll have to be Southern Charm,

because I also found out that one of the guys on there is following me, Craig Conover. I don't know if I could take you seriously if you ever, like, commented on Southern Charm, just because of the name of the show. Right, you would think, but people, like, really like it. I know they do. I know, but, like, why name a show of Southern Charm? What, Vennar from Rules is better? No, it's not, but I think I got used to the name, especially VPR.

Babe, everything I, like, make you watch, you'll watch in the end. I was watching, I watched the act with, um, Joey King. About the Gypsy Blanchard story, and it freaking exploded my brain. Like, what a great, amazing job. show um i recommended to anyone who hasn't watched yet it's like amazing show that's like based in a true story right horrifying though right so that's what i'm doing now i'm watching the documentary which was came out before called mommy dead and dearest uh which is even crazier to watch after i don't think it's crazy either way if you watch the documentary first and then the hulu

show it's crazy if you watch the hulu show and then documentary because they're they're basically the same thing just one is with actors and one is real life because the Actors are so good. Joey King, Pritchie Charket, and I forgot the name of the guy, Kalim, something, Callum.

So anyway, amazing show. Like, the acting is so good. The story is, like, unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Like, my body was, like, feeling all the feelings. Yeah, and it's just crazy that, like, humans can actually,

like, go through that, that this story happened. Yeah, that's their life. Because if you watched. That the mom really, is who she is like that that really existed that this story really happened first of all i told you

this morning um that it's called munchausen's by proxy and by proxy because the mom did it to the daughter but people have it on themselves like they inflict all these like illnesses and it's not only for money it's for sympathy it's for empathy so it's definitely a real thing obviously we're not exposed to everything that goes on but it's definitely a real thing so just a quick bit on a non-reality show that I recommend everyone watching. We're going to take a quick little breakie and come back with more. Another thing we wanted to talk about is the VPR cast getting freaking houses. Everyone bought a million dollar homes.

NPD. Katie and Schwarzie, I just saw their apartment because before the Paris trip, they were all hanging out there. And at first, I thought it was freaking- You said apartment. Did you mean like, well, you think it's a house? I feel like it's in an apartment building for some reason. Oh, you think it's a private house? A hundred percent. That kitchen does not exist anywhere other than a private house. I feel like, like, it makes me want a private house too. Like, we live in the city and like, I was just telling my husband the other day, like, I love this city. But like, I'm craving, like, a house like I want like a home yeah no my husband sent me today this house in like helendale florida for like not a lot of money um on the water like something insane i'm like

why the fuck do we live in new york we were born and raised here i forgot about that part why can i tell you guys something so so i know my producer the other day which he's going to hear this so hi jeff and he was trying to tell me nice words that i'm like the loudest person he's ever heard speak. You didn't tell me this. No, I didn't tell you. So we're talking about blah, and then he's like, yeah, but like, and I was like, but they won't hear me or like something. It's like, don't worry. Yeah. Everyone will hear you. So he was like, um, not to be harsh, but like you're kind of really loud. Like I got it a lot growing up. Like a lot like in squad get like, you're so loud. Like I get that like comment towards me a lot and most of the time it didn't

hurt my feelings, but it really depends on the way it said. So like from Jeff. it didn't offend me. If it was like, you're so loud, that's like offensive. Jeff just reminded me of the fact that I've been called loud my whole life. I think being loud and is the way I assert myself and also it's just who I am. But I do wish I could convey my like point with not getting loud. So we're talking about houses and everyone on the PR are getting a house. So Katie and Schwartsey, we saw their house.

and like I said, I thought it was Randall and lot, I thought it was Randall's house because it looked so huge, but then Randall put up like, it's and fancy and like they're what like for me in my life like I've, you know, had minor jumps, right? You have a shitty house and then you have like a better apartment and then you have like a kind of a nicer apartment and then you get a little bigger nicer apartment. And for them it was like from kind of shitty to like owning. amazing homes but i don't think so because think about it this the the show has been out for seven years

they started with like really shitty apartments and then they moved to like a little bit no because ariana and tom didn't move in between no true so i'm just saying like it took them seven years to buy a house off of the show which is a long time yeah it's a long no no so that's what i'm saying i put that up on my story just because someone else like was like you need to talk about the fact that everyone on vpr all the castmates are buying houses and i just said like it's not that shocking they're doing this show for seven years or or even more and they all lived in shitty apartments and probably saved up and you guys forget they're not just making a waitress wait waiter bartender salary they're making money off the show and side projects and social media and

and other shit they're doing so they're making a good enough living to rent a nice house or you know and also mortgage no one's fucking buying that shit in cash. Yeah. But I also feel like in season six, even when I'm where I am, it's like they don't, they always convey still the fact that like Katie always says, like they don't have that much money and like Tom isn't working and how is he going to make money. Yeah. I mean, the thing is, even that Tom and Tom went into business with Lisa, like they went in with 5%. It's not like they're going to be rich tomorrow. No, but with the show and everything, they're really well-to-do. Because on this, they're now wealthy. They're well-to-do. They're fine. They're doing fine. On this reunion that I saw, Season 6 reunion, they were talking about Tom Tom, and Lisa was just kind of saying, like, you know, I feel like there's some tension there.

Like, when Lisa was kind of conveying the, like, she could probably do it on her own, like, she doesn't need them. What do it? Could probably do it on her own. Right. But at the end of the day, she did call it Tom Tom. I know. She did call it Tom Tom. and she does make them feel really small all the time like even on the reunion she was like

Andy was like your partners like introduced them and and she was like um junior partners and they were like thanks Lisa and then she was like that's what you are like five percent that's not a lot you know but it just sounds like shed to like be told that I think she felt when I think about it now I think she felt obligated to have them be partners because I think she had an idea to call it Tom Tom because the show got so big and that would bring people in. Duh, yeah. But they said that too.

That's what they said on the thing. Like you called it by our names. And Andy said, because that's what I like about Andy, that he does say like the truth. Yeah. And he was just like, you know that they like gain popularity

from the show and the people would want to come because of them. So she can't just like minimize them. Minimize them or tweet them like the pretty face on this thing. But again, just because I mean, restaurant business and nightlife business, business. When you're a lot of partners or when you have like a 5% stake, you're not really making that much money. So, I mean, it's a nice side project, but they're not, that's not their livelihood.

You know what I mean? Yeah, but I think that like to get any opportunity to be in this with Lisa is like an amazing opportunity. Yeah, why not? I mean, obviously I would take it, fucking jump on it. But I'm just saying like, people think like, oh, you're owning this place. It's like, no, you're 5%. Yeah, you made no decisions. And the thing is like Sandy really wants to make decisions. I know, and I love that you call him Sandy. He's so cute. I know. He's a really emotional guy.

He's got a good heart. He does have a good heart. He does have a good heart. Another thing that came out this week was Real Housewives of New York. I've been saying this. It's been slow this season. Still boring. The Real Real on the Real Housewives.

Still boring to the point that last, last night's episode, no, sorry, Wednesday night's episode was all product placement. Like it was for the movie Hustle with Rebel Wilson and Anne Hathaway, and they did this thing where Sonia and Derinda are going to watch Hustle. And then they're like talking about the movie between them. And it's like, Sonia, what did you think of the characters? Oh my God. Legit.

And then the commercial break was the hustle ad. I don't like that. I know. And like I'm a Bravo. What am I? A certified bravaholic. Yeah, I'm a certified bravaholic. So like, it's hard for me to like, you know, talk about my own. But I'm just saying I was like, A, literally doing everything during watching this episode. Like I didn't even, I just had in the background because nothing was happening. Tinsley's like doing something in the Big Apple Circus. It's like, what are they trying to do? What are they trying to make out of nothing? It's just like nothing is happening. They need some jish. They need some shush. but maybe nothing's happening in their lives right but they need juzz at the end of the day reality shows have need storylines so that's why you bring in another player you kind of bring yourself to make things happen yeah yeah surprisingly the Kardashians has picked up has picked up it isn't as bad as we expected jealous enough enough that's it we're done our expectations were very low we thought that like we'll wait till the end of the season just to see the Jordan thing. Obviously, there's no, like, real drama.

There's no. We still wait. We'll wait until that. I mean, duh, we are. But they went to Bali and obviously we're enjoying seeing corn in a bathing suit. That's never bad to look at. I just love her little body. Yeah. And Scott came on the trip. And, I mean, at the beginning, there was some drama with Courtney and Chloe, which was interesting to me because I'm a chord fan and kind of upsetting for me as a court fan because we got to see her sort of nasty side, which was very like, my assistant didn't pack well for me. And like, I need to have a talk with her because, like, she put my lipsticks in the wrong, like, pouch. And like, how many lipsticks can you put in the pouch? And, like, why would she put two pinks? And like, what? Like, she was getting. And I remember, I remember as if I was there.

I was like, and then, um, Chloe looked at her and was like, I just packed that shit myself. Like, and she, Chloe was trying to be understanding, but she was also like, Courtney, shut the fuck up. Like, shut the fuck up. What are you complaining about? Meanwhile, they were on this plane, private plane. It's not even private jet because it's freaking... They took a private plane to Bali? Yeah, no one else was on a freaking plane unless they had their own, like, area. That's insanity.

Do you know how far Bali is away? 25 hours. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's why when I watched the Bali episodes, I was like, sucks. I can't go there. Like, it's too long of a trip for me. Yeah, yeah. But it looked so beautiful.

It looked so beautiful. But anyway, so during this plane ride, which is like 25 hours, Courtney apparently slept the whole time and Chloe was taking care of all the kids. So meanwhile, after all this, Courtney wakes up from her like 25 hour nap and is like, my lipsticks are in the wrong place. So Chloe was just like, I've had enough with this bitch. Like, she's annoying. And she was being annoying. And then after everything. Was Kim on the plane?

Yeah. Oh, Kim was on the plane. Yeah, well, you know Kim. She's not like in the, in the midst of a drama. But, yeah, so that kind of showed Courtney in a light that I didn't want to believe it's true because I like to say she's at the downturn, chill one. Meanwhile, she's like, I need to have a talk with my assistant about lipstick placements in the pouch and, like, the prod of pouches.

Yeah. Just like a proud of pouch. So it's kind of disappointed, but I'm like trying to black it out. And then her and Scott went to this like fortune, not fortune teller, but like sort of like a spiritual person. psychic kind of thing who told them their soulmates which like I believe they are and Scott like somehow is very mature now mature the way the same man so do today like Scott has become so chill and so cool and the man that like everyone wanted him to be but guess what he's

on with fucking Courtney what happened and like it was so they were having this conversation like they were um no they were talking on she had him as a guest on like push this in one of her videos and like I get up in my story they have this like cute tension or he like sort of puts her in her place in such a cute way

where like she's like what stop I'm reading and he's like that like it's so kind of flirty I know they're so cute but what did we find out like for real oh that her and you and us are back together which I'm like I'm not trying to be a hater but I'm

on a hater role today I'm not a fan of this couple. I really am not. Eunice is okay. Cord is like the queen and I just feel like I mean to give some credit to Ariel and I will give you credit because I kind of never do on this podcast is that she was the one who told me when we started seeing well first we saw one story of his with like fingernails that day or something and you told me you're like they're getting back together you're the back together and you're going to see the way they're going to announce it It's just like in small things. And that's exactly what happened.

After that day, it was like, he came to her birthday. No, no. She got like Mickey Mouse something delivered to her house for birthday. And then he commented on something Mickey and Minnie. No, he commented Minnie. She was like, what? Yeah, Mickey, thank you. And then he came to her birthday.

And then today or yesterday, he put up something that Rain wrote, Rain wrote, like, I love you all, rain. And like Courtney posted it, but you and also posted it. rode. I love that kid. So then you're like, duh, bye. They're together. They're together. I mean, she could be with frickin, like, when I heard about her and John Mayer, like, there was a little rumor. I was like, amen.

No, I just feel like she gets also very influenced by who she's with. So, like, suddenly, like you said, like, she's making breakfast to French songs. Yeah, she's like, meanwhile, while they were over a French song. And eating pancakes. It's like, she's, like, living for a dairy free. and like with him he like sweets a lot he did he opened like a yeah bakery a big yeah so they're seemingly back together but like if she's happy then fine and um re scott and her like who knows maybe down the road but also he's in a happy relationship even though she seems kind of dumb to me i don't think you can say that because you don't know her on a personal level

i don't i know what you put no a hundred percent i don't but like From what I can tell on Instagram, you know, you can, I mean, a person can choose to show their personality. So, you know what? I'll say it this way. Sophia doesn't choose to show her personality. You don't see any personality. You see like a paper wall. Right.

Okay. But on Instagram, Scott doesn't really show his personality either. Yeah, but we see him on the show. Yeah, true. But we see him in the show. And, babe, I can guarantee you the whole fucking world once in a good. get back together, which if I were Sophia, I'd be, like, not too happy about that. She's also 20, though.

Like, what do you want from her? Is she 20? She's 20. I don't think she's 21 yet. That's crazy. Isn't it crazy? It's so crazy. Like, she's 20.

Like, what? Like, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, the thing is, no pressure on him then, you know, no pressure to get married. No crush on him. Oh, my God. She was 19. She was born in 1998. She's 20.

Oh my God. She's 28, 1998, 1990, 1990, 8. Eight. What's happening? What's happening? It's just me realizing that it's like 10 years ago to me. When I hear 1998, it's 10 years ago for me. No, I know it's 20, but because I'm stuck in my mind in like 2010.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. It was Travis's birthday, another friggin, I don't know what the fuck. He's like such an idiot. I talked with an anti-lawyer last. week and got some dirt on Travis, which was insane. And I believe it. What, that he's cheated.

He cheats all the time. He's all the time. And basically that apparently the baby was as a result of a one night's stand and they're just together because of that. And I mean, they seem pretty in love. Same, babe. Anyway, he celebrated his birthday and they did this, like, giant, dumb, I don't know what the fuck these birthdays are inside these giant blow-up dolls like he had just like a lot of candy and like the avenger it was like Avengers themed like are you five years old no he is he that's crazy and then

on the cake it said like happy birthday husband right yeah and then she put up a post like let's go make another baby no we also had Kim's CBD themed baby shower very interesting Kim you know you know what It's interesting. Really with the times. It is with the times. But if you're actually carrying the baby, like you're probably not taking CBD. Right. It's not, I mean, I've read the cautions on it.

I think it's like, consult your doctor. I don't think it's like, I don't think women do take it during pregnancy just because it's unknown the effects of it, you know? No, but I don't understand a CBD-themed baby shower, regardless if you take it or not, like, what's the thing? Why is it CBD? It's so weird. Are you promoting CBD?

What if it was like THC themed? No, I mean like. Like, what the fuck? I don't know. Just like it was like him being like, I'm so chill, you guys. No, but can you, I really want to know what you think is the reason. She showed they were like making CBD like confessions. Like chill.

They did like a sound meditation. They did a sound bath. I don't know what that's called. Okay. They did a meditation. Great theme for it. you're a next baby. You're going to have a chill baby.

It's just her being like, I'm really trying to be chill. I mean, she's pretty chill. I mean, she is chill, but like naming it CBD themed, if she had CBD there and was like, let's relax, that'd be fine.

But she wrote like my CBD themed baby shower and that's just like kind of lame. I don't get it. Wait, so were they overdosing on CBD all day? That's what I was thinking. Because remember I took that one gummy and it was like high as fuck.

No, there's like doses. No, you can't be high, you guys. It's not. No, no, no. But there are doses. Like, you can't, you're, you shouldn't be taking too much of it.

Yeah. Unlimited amounts of CBD. It's not unlimited. So I wonder, I don't know. I saw the videos and I was just like, not interested. I just saw this, like, awkward entertainment tonight, I think, interview with Cassian Colton. Like, I've been following them less. You guys have probably noticed just because it's like same old, same all.

Samo. Bachelor nation say what? Oh, my God. No way. Oh, oh, oh, oh my God. um but this interview i did watch and it was carin a g you guys it was literally colton being like yeah when we left the show was like really like felt the pressure to try to explain why we're like not engaged and like not married but now i'm just like living life and like we know we're

going to be engaged and we know we're going to be married and cassie if you believe in like body language which like it's a real thing but if you like can be observant even a little bit her body it's like going into like shock mode and she's like yeah I mean we talk about it but it's like there's no timeline there's no timeline like never there's no timeline means get the fuck away for me and like talk to you in 75 years he's obsessed with her she like likes him like a little girl I'm just like over it because you're getting treated like I'm not not worthy you can't compare their relationship to what we see on VPR like Britney's like

Getting again of course you can fucking Marrying Jackson and he's like I like break up with me I don't want to do. By the way I saw Ariel didn't watch this yet but I like spoiling it for her because she's a little fine me. I like knowing the whole show I don't need to watch season six um but jacks's dad dies

and basically he says and I kind of believe him even though he's a master manipulator that he realized when his dad died and how Brittany was there for him that he needs her that like she's the best thing that happened to him that she's the greatest person alive and I feel like he's telling the truth I feel like something did happen to him when

his dad died where he does feel this like commitment to her like like I don't know if it's a healthy one I feel like it might be like I need her like she you know what I mean a sort of like codependent thing but yeah in the midseason he well beginning of season he cheats on her she forgives him midseason he continues being a dick because according to me and then confirmed by his reiki fucking meditation therapist she says you're being a dick to brittany because she forgave you and now you don't know what to do so you're being out assholes her because you want her to her to leave you yeah so that's what i've been saying for a while and to hear it just like you know verified by the rakey master it made me

feel just justified but he has mad issues yo and and like i said like a lot of the guys do and they've cheated even though i really hope that schwartzie is like not going to black out and do shit again sandoval hasn't on ariana even though i like don't have sexual relations i think they're working on it yeah they're so cute though yeah somehow we got from cassian colton i know oh because you said he's a piece of shit i'm like he's so nice it doesn't end well if you're not on the same page. But I think, like, I think in this situation, like, in any situation, you kind of have to, like, say, okay, I'm going to be okay forever with wanting this, but not going to be

able to have it. Do you know what I mean? And he has to be okay with it in order for the relationship to survive. Yeah. But you don't know that you want to be because you want to be on the same page with the person, but at the end of the day, time will tell. So as I'm saying, Colton is like, yeah, I'm chill, no timeline. But he, like, had wanted to get made.

married at the end of the show, I mean, get engaged. So I think at the end of the day, another reason that people are probably just a little bit less excited about the Bachelorette and doesn't only have to do with Hannah, it has to do with the fact that the franchise was kind of tainted by this, like, outcome of a season that wasn't by the guidelines of the show, like, no engagement, like, told all the women he doesn't want them like it didn't follow the show's protocols so i think everyone's kind of like fuck man watch a dating show where you can just like be like oh i like this one send everyone home yeah yeah yeah wait what's happening in hollywood sophy and jojones got married in vegas

after the bill ford awards yes and not sure i'm so into it i'm into it i think sophy turner is cool a f and i put this up my instagram but i'll say it again And I think being Joe Turner is going to make Joe Jonas way cooler. He just became instantly cooler to me. Him being married to her is going to like just makes him cooler to me because she's a cool British girl. She's super like honest. I feel like she has this edge. She's fucking a Game of Thrones.

That's cool. Well, I think that Joe Jonas is the coolest Jonas. He is the coolest Jonas. um and nick is like i don't know about nick and like what's the other guy's name kevin which i said which i put up from the billboards because they had a performance granted i'll be honest it was so good like the song is really good i'm a sucker for you yeah yeah they're good they're good they're good they're good they're good like performers they're actually really good um and then their three wives were in like the friend row sophie prianka and daniel

very different wives they are very different one is like basic bitch long island one is cool brush and one is prianka the indian lady she's i think she's like indian royalty no she is yeah so like very different very very different so anyway i thought their performance was really cool but i i put up on instagram i was like does kevin know he's like the howie of the jonas brothers because he is not that so i I used to think Nick was super hot, but lately he's just, like, turning me off. Why? He's still cute.

They're all cute, and it's really cute that they have this thing together and they're back together, but, like, in terms of, like, who's the coolest? I think Joe, you know, is the coolest. Yeah, so Joe and Sophie were engaged, and we all know that. They're also planning a wedding in Europe, but they freaking did a quickie wedding in Vegas, which is kind of cool, and it was documented by Deeplo. on Instagram and apparently I just saw today that I guess Joe gave her like a that pop ring yeah like that lollipop ring yeah yeah and the rapper is being sold on eBay that's really

pathetic starting at $10 though oh $10 only $10 all right all right okay you guys we'll be right back with more All right, all right. Welcome, welcome back. Another shook a thing thing that happened this week was Cardi B and her naked ass Instagram video, which she deleted. She put on her page. No, she probably didn't delete it. Probably got like, what is it called? Oh, report it. True, true, true. She didn't delete that. So what happened was, and I put this in my story as well, so if you don't follow my stories, you should.

Basically, she was at the Billboard Awards and her in disgusting offset, who they always like lick each other on the carpets and gross me out. And he also cheated on her, so he's like a dick. But he was like, what's it called when you're like dancing and you like hold someone's leg up? Like a dip. He was like dipping her in the. red carpet and you saw her entire vagina that's what it looked like and so the naked video of her

um naked you guys naked and her touching her vagina right and like saying some gross vulgar stuff yeah was her just being like y'all saw this video mean it wasn't my vagina like it wasn't what the dick enters the pussy hole it was my fat of my asshole it wasn't like the boom boom pussy to the dick i was like oh my god and i don't follow her and like i know i sound like a totally total like food right now but how like cheap can you be it's i don't get her a deal i don't get this like woohoo she used to be a stripper and now she's like a rapper like she's good at what she does like she's a she's a good she is talented she is talented in music but personality wise like unless you're looking at her as some sort of parody of a person like i don't get it yeah i mean

I think it's all an act. Like, this is not... It can't be real. Like, you can't be, like, writing songs, like, knowing how to be a professional, like, and that's who you are. You know what I mean? It's an act on... It can't be that that's who she is.

But I also, it's really... It disturbs me to see, honestly. And so many people are fans of her, and that's great and fine. She makes amazing music. I personally, like, cannot connect to that kind of person. Yeah. That's why I was just like that video was a lot for me. It was like very graphic. It was like very disturbing. I know. And like I'm all for the like from stripper to like rapper. That's amazing. It's amazing for you girl. But like take that and like with the platform that you have like motivate others to like do what you did instead of like speaking even when she went up at the billboards and like spoke the gave the speech that she gave. It's like not motivating. Yeah. When Mariah Carey came out, she was like, oh, my God, I thought, I didn't know what she was going

to say. And then she became so inspirational. She was so inspirational. I was like, holy shit, this lady is a queen. I mean, the minute they did the like the montage of songs that she sang, I was like, oh, my God, I love every single song of Mariah. Like, you forget that because she has been sort of cuckoluku in the last few years, but she's amazingly talented.

And I loved her speech. And I love that she referenced like memes. She was like, you know, and Taylor Swift was like a proud mom, like, watching her. Taylor Swift is so cute because she's always so, like, supportive of people. I know, I know. Aside from Kim Kardashian. Like, supports everyone except Kim Kardashian. So the Billboard, the Billboard Awards, if you record any award show, you guys, you can get through it.

Don't watch it live. That's the whole trick to it. I watched it live, but I do have to say, like, usually I'm really into the performance. there was like one performance that I liked Halsey was so good and that's it. Everything else and like the Jonas brothers were okay but everything else was kind of like boring

like usually they have like more interesting people. Well there's twist as at the beginning I think we missed that. We missed it. Which like what do you think of her new song? I'm like I'm less into it. How does it go? Me. Mana mena mena mena mena mena mena me. Oh that's so good.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na no no no no the girl like me I don't really want to be. You really want to be. Listen, when you just sing it, I was like, oh, that song, because she does have a way to create songs that get stuck in your head that have like a melody that works. It does suit five-year-olds, I think, a little bit more. It's like for Disney princesses.

Yeah, it's a little bit on the childish side. It's a little childish. Like, she's had more mature songs, but she knows what she's doing this girl. She does know what she's doing. She's be successful. Can't say anything about that. Everybody loves her. But, like, the song is a little bit childish.

Her good friend, Blake Lively, is pregnant with BIPA number 3. 3. 3. What a fam. Yeah. I mean, hot fam. She's a year older than me, and she's going to have three babies. So she kind of hit the bum for a few months now.

she came out with it like all of a sudden like all of a sudden she went to a premiere with uh ryan and she had the bum and i actually just got um when i was reading by yesterday i realized they live in upstate new york they live in westchester yeah that is not obscene york it's considered obscene yore maybe for them not for you where you lived in like the brunks which is quite 10 minutes away from westchester whatever but i'm just saying that because that's how it was written um so i'm moving there is what i wanted to tell you yeah you're you're getting a mansion. I'm getting a mansion and wherever they live.

I'm in. I'm in. On Monday is the Met Gala. So I'm super excited to see what our favorite stars wear. The theme is something camp, camp notes, which like I thought I'm in like camp, like Ramapo camp, like camp teacher, but it doesn't mean that. What does it mean? I don't know.

What does camp then mean? I don't know. So what are they going to, I'm curious. The thing is it doesn't matter. It could be called like the year's thing. is like frippoo pricky and then like everyone's like this is inspired by the fru fricriky like everyone just wears the shit they wear it always looks crazy no one's like going to come looking like normal it's always going to be over the top so no you come looking over the top but then there's some

people that are like take over like the entire carpet and there's some people that like wear things that are like technically we could go and like stand there i know i'm not going to stand with the people no well maybe we could get like a press pipe Yeah, okay. You try to get a press pass. I'll try to get a press pass, everyone. So aside from Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson breaking up, which is the least shocking news of the year.

Yeah. Is it true? Like, nobody really talked about it, did they? Because, like, it's not shocking. Yeah. We pretty much wrapped up for it today, babe. That's it. I was having so much fun talking to you.

Why are you giving me that look? What's happening today? What is happening? What did I do? I didn't take a nap. Oh, my God. No, what did you say earlier, though, about next? I decided not to nap today because I think it makes me cranky.

Yeah, and I also think sometimes you wake up from a nap feeling like you got run over by a semi-truck. Yeah. And so that's not a fun feeling. Yeah. Lesson of the day. Lesson of the day, y'all. No naps. Maybe no naps.

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