Not Skinny But Not Fat - The Gut-Wrenching Bachelor Breakup & Kylie’s “Self-Made” Milestone

Episode Date: March 26, 2019

Amanda and her sistager Arielle recap this week’s Bachelor episodes, which were gut-wrenching. We also learned more about the most anticipated character of the season; THE FENCE. Kyle Jenner was named the youngest self-made billionaire by Forbes, so we obviously dissect the meaning of “self-made”. Amanda has a new bff, and she happens to be a cast mate on Vanderpump.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is not skinny but not fat and I'm your host, Amanda, here to bring you the latest in all pop culture news, celebrity gossip, anything happening right now in Hollywood that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is not skinny but not fat. Welcome to the not skinny but not fat podcast. This is Amanda, your host from Instagram account, Not Skinny but Not Fat, joined by my co-host. So this week I'm going to go by Ari. No. To make it easier. No.

No, because I hate saying my name. Do you like saying it with a Hebrew accent more? No, I feel like that's really weird. Yeah, no. So I'm Ari. Also, Amanda. Don't try to like, oh my God, are you trying to like brand yourself right now? What is happening?

Okay, fine. I'm Ariel, Amanda's sister, and co-host. Do you feel bad for our producer and editor from the podglomerate that they have to listen to like all the shit we talk about? Yeah. Yeah, and then, like, also our voices and our cursing. Like, I feel like they're, like, smiling, but also, like, they're just like, no, but they're, like, doing such an amazing job and getting to know the world, you know. They were really into the Kardashian drama, asking me questions.

Were they really? Yeah, I was like, listen to the podcast. Anyway, on today's agenda, we have obviously the Kardashians. Obviously, the Bachelor recap and whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what went down? obviously my favorite show of all times very underpump rules also got to discuss the fact that I finally saw a star is born definitely and we got we got more babe there there was a lot you would think that after the week we had last week this week would be like oh no like no drama in the world of celebs always drama that's what I thought though remember I told you I was like

this week can't top last week and I feel like we have just as much to talk about it and that's why this podcast is always going to be amazing because they don't disappoint they don't and never let you down cheers how's my marg oh my god a little strong a little so i'm into like skinny margs because why do we need all that sugar and whatever and also because i wouldn't know how to make it at home so tequila and seltzer and let's say lime and a little like agave or maple and like lime right this time don't know what we did but there's tequila in this there's salter there's tonic there's grapefruit juice there's agave there's lemon there's so much shit in here all i gotta say to this is that it is 6 p.m. somewhere in the world and this is all okay right now of course it's okay listen after watching vpr i don't feel bad if i drink

at 7 a m drink all day all day no i'm like i feel bad i'm like man you should drink more like you don't drink enough you only drink on the weekend what are you a loser drink the fuck up Like, I feel like a loser. Oh, my God. But anyway, so drinking some marg. Just going to do one, right? We're going to keep it classy. Keep it classy.

Keep it clean. Keep it clean, y'all. So before we get in and keep going, because as you can see, we're ready to go, we'll just take a quick break to hear from our sponsors. so um let's start with our favorite family which we are you know wait hold on before before we start i was looking through my instagram the other day at ariel hirsch um i'm kidding okay but no and i saw post from literally 2000 and you like don't approve people so what are you doing hold on i saw post from like 2012 when I was like two years old already saying like the A dashians to picture of the three of us. A dashins because our names are Allison, Amanda and Ariel were A's.

But I was literally probably like 12 years old and I was already like the A dashians. Also A dashians does not sound good and I think we thought it did. No, I love it though. No, but we are because I think the minute that you're like an all girl kind of family, which we are with three girls and our mom who's a single mom so like it's i feel like it just makes you kind of closer it does definitely when you grow up like that with a single mom and and sisters that are like close in age so it just like automatically feels like a tight-knit family that you see on tv and also we have drama oh my god and like ryan seekers better get out i know him he really should i have people tell me that all the time i have like a person tell me that all the time but speaking of the Kardashian. So this is not new news, but we haven't talked about it. Like Kendall's proactive ad,

which kind of piss people off. Why? Let me just retract for a minute and say that she came out like a couple months ago, I would say. And it's like, and Chris Jenner, obviously, Mama Jure like promoted this. Like Kendall is going to like come out with something. I thought it was something about anxiety. Because I have anxiety, the minute a celebrity is like, I'm also anxious. I immediately feel closer to them. And I know that Kendall suffers from anxiety a lot. So I was like, she's going to tell her story and she's going to say how hard it is. And I would love to hear her struggle with that just to feel like they can relate more.

Yeah. Whatever. But then it was like, and we know she has bad skin. Like we've seen her skin. I'm not saying it's made up. I'm not saying she has perfect skin. But the fact that they prefaced it that way and made you think like this huge like, you know, the way she was not an ad. It made you think that it was not an ad.

That it was not out. And then it's like this huge proactive deal, which I'm sure is like a million fucking dollar deal. Yeah, yeah. Excuse my French. But I just. Whatever you say. I've been scary this week, you guys. My period, like, I feel like everyone around me is either running or like being a soldier.

During that week, Amanda, during that week is like, you do not want to interact. Like, you want to run away. I should be locked up at home. Like you should. I will lock you up next one. I know, it's bad. It's really bad. I feel like sometimes I'm like, is something wrong with me?

And I'm like, no, it's legit hormones taking over my body, creating a demon within me. That's a great description of what happens to. It sounds like Stasi's sort of quotes. And she's like, I'm going to quarter your body, eat your teeth, sink them in the tub, save your limbs, the water from the teeth sinking in the tub, and poison your mom with that. It's like, oh, what would she come up with this? Oh, my God. Wait, we're all drunk.

No, because Ariel started VPR. We'll obviously get to that, but she started VPR. And even though most of you know that I have started watching VPR in the last few months, and I'm already on season five, catching up and doing a great job as a hashtag VPR ambassador. And Ariel was like, no, no, no, blah, blah, and she ended up starting to watch it like now. So she sent me a scene from like season two, and I was like, I already miss it. Like, I'm only in season five and I already miss season two. But we'll get to VPR.

Yeah. So we're talking about the Kendall Proactive ad. Yes. Which upset us because the way that it was come about was that something, she was going to announce something and share something super personal. And then it's like, I have acne. I use Proactive. And like a few things. The way you said it, which is like we thought it was not an ad, that you're not getting paid for something, that you're doing something to be sweet and like share something personal.

And the second thing was that like we all kind of feel. feel like, babe, you get like diamond facials. I know. But I don't want to take away from the seriousness of like having acne and having to deal with that. Can I say one thing? What? I feel like just listening back to the podcast, which I have 3,000 times, you're like so

PC and you're like the angel on my shoulder around like blah blah. And you're like, but let's just like consider. No, but you know that's who I am. She's like on my shoulder. like, let's not take away. No, but you know that's who I am. The acne. Or like I said some example once and you were like, I don't think that's true.

And like, I could just, when I'm hearing it, I just could imagine your eyes like opening up like, don't say that I'm at it. No, I'm really. Like, you shouldn't be my PR person is what you should be. I'm going to be your sister jure. That's what I'm here for. Legitian fucking liquidate me. Legit, I'm your sister.

But I don't know. No, I'm not PC at all. You know this. But you know that I do like to take a look like, no, but like skin problems are really real for some people and like we're for sure pretty fortunate and lucky that like we haven't had that issues specifically right yeah so we can't really relate do you think candle use is proactive maybe now that she got a like him supply but before was that her remedy of choice for her issue she probably went somewhere to do something she has a dermatologist living in her house right

props yeah so i'm just saying like i know you want to get with the peoples but like you also are making a gazillion dollars. I know. Yeah. And I would, the only reason I don't think I would care if she was doing this ad unless, like, I wouldn't care if she just did it. I think that the hype around the video was annoying because you thought she was sharing something personal. And then it's like, oh, pro-active. Exactly. Saved my life. If she would have, um, just come out with it, you would see paid partnership with proactam. No one would care. Right. You know, but I think, again, the, the way they do things sometimes is a little skewed. because it's like, why come out?

Because they wanted to hype around it, right? But that's proactive. That's not Kendall. I'm sure that that's proactive. Right, but as Kendall, you can say what you're D with, what you're not D with. Yeah, but like if you're getting paid a million dollars, you'd be D with... I love why we just throw out amounts. No, it's literally probably more than a million dollars. Yeah, it's probably more.

Anyway, so that's just something I wanted to touch on. Another thing is that I asked a few days ago, I think, in my story, like what the hell is that church, like, every... week that they put up in their stories, all the Kardashians, and even I've seen other celebs where it's like lead lighting and like gospel music and like it looks like a crazy party. It's at Kim's house. Yeah. So I found out it's at their home, which like I would say that it's a joke. I'd be like they probably like started a church, but they did basically. And they're like religiously themed and like I think like literally I heard this. I'm not like for jerseys but the choir is wearing yeezy sweats. I'm sure they are. No, they are.

Yeah. Why wouldn't they? Under like blue and red lighting, like a nightclub church. I mean, to be honest. You would want to be invited to that? Hell yeah. Yeah, I know. I'd be D with that church.

For sure, easy sweatpants, yes. I want easy sweatpants. I know. Like sweatpants, you know that I live in them and like I deserve to have designer. I mean, get the easy. They're like $300. For the sweatpants? I think so.

What, did you ever want the sneakers? I do. You do? I mean, I don't want like the. ugly ones, but I've seen nice ones. Yeah. I'm not going to, like, stand in line for them, or I don't know what people do. The last ones you could have ordered online for, like, $150.

I don't know if the, they're, there, I'll show you the model that I want. There's a model that I've seen that I like. Okay, which, what color? It just, like, feels bad, like, sneakers have gotten so much progressively more expensive. Like, it used to be, like, $50, and it's, like, $60, and now, like, sneakers are, like, $150. I know. Like, the Adidas, whatever. Yeah.

Anyway, so the church, like literally, it's funny, though, because at first I was like, it's probably like Connie's church. And then it's like is Connie's church. Yeah. But a little bit like, I know I put up a thousand goes in stories, so literally cannot speak. But it's kind of like those kind of stories are too much. Like they're all the same. Because it's like blue light, blue light, blue light. It's like we get it. Yeah. But did you see they all went ice skate, roller skating this week? That was kind of sweet. And did you see how, um, Kylie celebrated her assistant to Victoria's birthday. That's really sweet. So sweet. And then I was thinking because she was named, like, first youngest billionaire of, like, the world. Like, Victoria? No, youngest, youngest, youngest.

Victoria has a good. Like, don't ever give up your job. As an assistant to Kylie? No. Never. But she also, like, is posting some, like, promiscuous picks lately. Victoria? Yeah.

Yeah, she is. And she's getting some love. Yeah. But as we know from StaffShap, like being an assistant to the Kardashians puts you at a great spot in life. No, it does. It really does. It really does.

It really does. But speaking of Kylie youngest, self-made billionaire. Wait, wait, key word. Self-made, which you know what I was thinking? Because someone brought this up to me. I feel like Forbes is doing that on purpose. Putting self-made, delete that world. That world.

Totally that world. It's Kylie, young as billionaire. Yeah. How about self-made, leave the hell out of it? Because she's, that's like the last thing you could say. I know. I would say, like, if we were billionaires, we're a self-made millionaire. Like, right, because we don't come from a lot and, like, our parents and, like, they supported

everything that we did, but, and do and would. But, like, if you come from money and your sister is Kim Kardashian and platform this whole career for you, you think if you were Kylie bazooka gum, you would have a fucking billion dollar corporation and somebody would be interested in your lip kits? You wouldn't have lips. You wouldn't get them done. You wouldn't line them. You wouldn't fill them. You wouldn't Botox them. Right. So self-made is just the only word that's disturbing me here. I know. And I agree with you.

And I just think also like you have to think about like, think about like if this was Kylie and she was this age before they had the show. I know. Before they had the show or when the show first started like you can't say that she's self-made after the show's on air for like 20 seasons. Since she was a baby. Since she's a baby. Kim Carre

they're all, they all have like millions upon millions upon millions of Instagram followers. She has a hundred twenty-eight million Instagram followers. Of course when she comes out with a lip kid it's going to be successful. She's a hundred twenty-eight million Instagram followers. I'm not saying because I'm not sure I was just going to say

sentence that I don't know I agree with myself like she can come out with whatever and it will be successful which I'm not sure with a Kylie straw and it would be successful so let's say let's just maybe not maybe let's say I haven't tried the lip kits maybe let's say they're good they're of quality they're whatever they are the minute you have 130 million followers and the minute you're at a platform of the Kardashian family and you were born like with a Bentley Kim Kardashian watch me this watch this what I'm going to say is self-made yes Yes. Whatever made her, if you want to say a sex tape, if you want to say she, you know, was

Paris Hilton's assistant. Right. She was Paris Hilton's assistant. She sold clothes on eBay. She maybe allowed the sex tape thing to become public. We don't know. Maybe not. And the fact that her dad was the Robert Kardashian and her mom was a little bit in the, you know,

in the California. But like, she's self-made. And I feel like she's self-made. self-made. Kylie isn't self-made. So I think, like, Forbes maybe wanted to get a little bit more attention or something, or they're just dumb because saying the self-made is just, like, saying the sky is, you know, yellow. Yeah.

Like, it's just not a true word. Like, no one can say that. And, you know, Pierce Morgan, that guy, he's always, like, antagonizing people, he wrote a thing about it, about the self-made. And usually everything he says is just, like, so gross. but like anything that someone will say about the self-made is true because the self-made part is unacceptable and it's unacceptable for people that work hard that are self-made that come from the bottom that start something with nothing and get to something and that is not Kylie Jenner's

M-O right and the thing is does she work hard probably maybe did she make this lip kit company in a genius way hold on wait baby let me just tell you something you don't know what we're working on me interrupting yes we really are just just say one thing that you don't know maybe i think the self-made is coming from the fact that she didn't take investors in this company right um that was my next thing i was gonna say no it was swear in your life i swear i knew this okay so i think that she worked hard yes and then my second thing was that was your second thing no my second thing was did she come up with this genius company yes i mean genius kiley what's it called i know but kiley lip kids it's like she's all about her lips

She's done her upro lips. So it's kind of like that's what she's all about. And she got a company out of it. The fact that she doesn't have as investors and this is her like own company. She's fully, you know, she's the investor. She's an investor. Right. Yeah.

That's amazing. But at the same time, she can do that because she has so much money. Other people who need investors need them for the money. Right. So like she doesn't need the investors because she can pay for it all times, a hundred times a million all the time. And she surpassed Mark Zuckerberg. the title.

Which is crazy. Which is crazy because, like, he invented Facebook, which is, like, the biggest thing. He's a billionaire. He's a billionaire. So, because that was the thing that she surpassed him. And, like, he started this company, you know, everyone says out of, like, his dorm room or whatever. So I'm not saying Mark Zuckerberg is, like, the example that we should be comparing

to, but I think we can all agree that she's not self-made. That isn't the word. Great. Be a billionaire. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that looks like. like millionaire, gazillionaire, but billionaire? Like, what does that even mean?

How much money can you have that it like means more than like? I don't know what I don't. And also, isn't Kim like, F that shit. Like, I should be a billionaire. She's not a billionaire. I can't even imagine what a million dollars is. So like a billion. But a billionaire.

That means more than a billion, right? Is Oprah a billionaire? Yes. Yeah? I don't know. We should look it up. We should look it out. Fact check.

Let's get our fact check around. No, but Kylie is a billionaire. She's... Who can deal with the fact that she's also 21? Grow up. With a baby? With a baby? Like, you've been around.

I feel like longer than me. Stop. You're 35. But my fave. You know what my fave is. Cordy court. Cordy. So she comes out this week with a new...

With a new venture. Push. Push. I was just saying that I want to pee. She calls P, her daughter, Penelope, P, and also Push. Does she? Call her Push? I didn't know.

I didn't know she called her Pooch. Yeah. And Scott calls her push too. Push-Kanoosh. They're always like push-push. So it's on, it's, um, now I'm remembering that one of my followers' comments about the podcast was that sometimes you find things out as we go. I really do.

So that it's like funny that I'm like blah, blah, blah. And you're like, oh, really? So it's like, it's a good thing. I meant it well. But so anyway, but you would think Ariel is just like slow sometimes because she knows the Kardashians as well as I do and she watch every season.

She knows Pete and the fact that she didn't know. I didn't know. She was named Poohs. Wait, can I just say? It's a disgrace. Can I just say something about Poohs? And I'm drunk from this two-sum margarita because I put so much tequila.

So much hornitos. Hornitos. Self-made billionaire, buying hornitos. And they should be one of our sponsors. They should. But anyways, what was I going to say about Pooch? Oh, Pouche, I think that Courtney needed to make herself a brand.

A brand. No, because we know this from episodes where they're like, Courtney, you're not doing anything. What from episodes? From every season it comes up that they're like, Courtney, what are you passionate about? And she's like, I'm a full-time mom and a full-time job. And you're like, Courtney, what's your job being on the show? And she's like, yeah. That's all I need.

Which, like, legit. That's all I would need. Yeah, be like, why don't know what I'm a brand? We were just talking. We were just talking about Kim last time for episode one about how she's doing that collab with Barafali in Israel. And I said, why does she need to be part of a sunglasses brand in Israel? Any, they take up any opportunity. She's saying court is like a deal with the simple, she's seen with like a million, you know?

Like a couple mill. She doesn't need a bit of a little. I'm sure she is way more than a couple mil of it. They stop making up numbers that you don't know. She has hundreds of million. Are you fucking kidding me? Look up Courtney Kardashian. net worth. Tell me how much it is. Fine. Fine. Fine. Keep talking. You keep talking. You keep making up

numbers for people. Courtney? She'll say like, oh, this person has this or this. It's like, are you dumb? How much? Are you dumb? No, legit, you're dumb. How much? Courtney Kardashian. Her net worth on Google, apparently, is 35 million. Oh. And probably now, it's probably like a hundred million. No, Google is up to date, Ariel. It's not like a website from 1954. No. Hold up. I got you. Charlie's the billionaire. Like the youngest one is the billionaire. I'd be pissed.

I would not be happy for you. Kim is $350 million. Okay. Kanye West is around $160 million. Oh, poor. My God, Caitlin Jenner, $100 million. What does she do? Caitlin Jenner.

A hundred million? Hold on. Chris Jenner, $60 million. You go, girl. Okay. Chloe's 40. Oh. And Courtney is 35.

Tristan is 20. And Kendall? Scott is 16. Okay. Kendall. Kendall is 18. Okay. 18 mil.

Rob somehow is 10. Kendall actually works the hardest, TBH. She does. She does. Rob is 10 mil. Travis Scott is 8 mil. Wait, I got you the whole fucking family. I'm saturated with this information.

I'm done. I'm done. Okay. Wait. And the funniest thing is that, remember we talked about last time when like, Chloe went out the day, like, you found out about this whole drama, and she went to an event and Kim was like, single mom's going to. Single mom only has 40 mil. She needs to get 40 mil, 250K.

Single mom's got to make money, boom. Poor Corny just wants to get people off her, you know, jock that she's like, okay, I'll do a lifestyle brand, which this poohs thing is probably, we don't know what it is. Obviously, the promo for it was her in a towel with, naked, which I loved. Because she's so hot. She's so hot. But also, like, what's going on? Like, she got 2 million followers on the Pugentista page in five seconds.

I wonder how much it has now. Okay. On my little fact checker. I'm going to fact check her. Do you know that I was going to sign up for the mailing list? And I was like, Amanda, hold yourself. You don't know what it is yet. What are you signing up for?

Oh, still 2.3 mil. That's surprising. So she got a little boost and then it stopped. And then it stopped. Because people need stuff. Let me tell you something. This is what I believe about Instagram. Having worked at it for a few years now and really like working hard every day, Ariel.

I'm signing up for the list. No, you're not. I am. But I haven't signed up for the list. Right now I'm signing up. But it's not the time right now. Right now. Keep going.

So what I'm saying about Instagram is you've got to give people something. You signed up. Congratulations. You're on the list. Great. You'll get an email. I'll let you know. Okay.

take one for the team. So you have to give people something. People won't follow you blindly. That's why Kim Kardashian feels the need to post a vagina pick every three months. Because she's like, I need to give the people something. I need to, you know, make people laugh, happy, smile, see a funny post. Like if I'm just like, here's me, no one's going to care. Right.

Like you have to give people something. So maybe two million out of Courtney's 70 million started following her page. But she's going to have to follow up with like, for real, whatever this. lifestyle brand is she will what it i don't get what the difference is going to be between that and like her app right because like each have an app and on her app she gives like this is her brand her app is not her brunt i can't say it like you her brand because i am an actor yeah you are an actor okay anyway we support push yeah we really do um i already signed up for the list right now just tell me what you get thanks are sending up for push we don't know what the company is going to be about yet

but Courtney really needs a hobby. But you know what someone told me because everyone that follows me knows that I'm like a devoted Courtney fan. And someone told me that she is a flight attendant and that she's a BITCH. Somebody, you're one of your people, one of your people that follow you told you

that she is a flight attendant and Courtney was on the flight that she was flight attending. Right. Thank you for making everyone feel them and that you need to bring it down like that. But yes, she said, just so you know, Courtney's a bitch, I was a flight attendant on one of her flights, and I was going to, like, offer her something a drink, and she's like, no pictures.

Courtney said. I mean, I would, too. You would say no pictures? Why would you? But she wasn't going to ask for her pictures. She wanted to offer her, like, a pillow. I know, but maybe she was, like, paranoid at the moment. I'm defending.

Really? Defending court. You're so interesting. You're defending court. Yeah, court all the way. I take pictures. I'd just make sure I'd look good in them I knew but maybe that day she wasn't feeling good

And maybe if people only asked for your pictures But I think that my followers wouldn't just say she's a bitch If she wasn't being a bitch She was probably being a bitch Okay um The dog Tristan Thompson was seen Already He's like less than a dog

Dogs are cute Like he's a fucking rat The rat Tristan Thompson The rat Now you're feeling bad for a rat Do you know how cute my husband is? He calls me one day. He was, like, so upset.

And he's like, he was at work. And he said that, like, he saw this guy in the street, like, see a rat because we live in New York. And kick the rat because he was like, ugh, stupid rat. And the rat flew in the air. Oh, my God. No, the rat died. The rat died. He didn't.

No, no, we stomped on the rat. Sorry. Wait, you know, there was so many. versions of their stories. I'm sorry, I forgot the method of the murder. The guy, there was like a UPS guy or something on the street, like a big guy, the rat crossed his path, stomped on the rat. Yeah.

The rat died. Threw the rat in the garbage. He picked up the rat. He picked up the rat. No, we did not. Pick him, maybe not. Okay, he killed the rat. You're making this whole story up.

My point was, my husband calls me, and he's like, I just saw someone kill a rat. And, like, I'm so sad. And I got really sad, too, because Amanda. Imagine the rat, living its life, getting stomped on for doing nothing. I don't know if I can really. I don't know. I feel like as a lover of animals. Like, even with rats, I feel bad.

Whatever. Tristan's a rat. Okay. But I'm saying it's offensive to rats. To say that they're Tristan. Yeah. Offensive to rat. So anyway, he was seen with this girl twice already in two restaurants.

Because he's living life. He doesn't care out and about restaurants. Carbone in New York, this and that. He's living the life. He was at Carbone? Yeah, he doesn't care. He's like, he's flashing the camera with his middle finger. He doesn't care about what went down.

No, you know. He's not suffering from this at all. Do you know what this? I just came to a conclusion. Yes. He's a sociopath. No, he's not. He's a psychopath.

Okay, look up the definition. He doesn't care about his actions, which might be a sociopath. Yeah, he's a sociopath. He doesn't care about his actions. He's living the life. He's going out to dinner. he's still playing he's he's flipping off the camera how are you flipping off the camera I would be like cameraman I'm sorry like just like what are you who are you who cared about you

before Chloe he doesn't care he's going out but not only is he going out he's being seen with a woman which like I'm just saying it doesn't look like a sexual thing just because I think they were doing my more people so specifically I'm sure he'd want to get with her I don't know if she's getting with him um I think that like some women don't care and they just do. I don't know what that means. I don't even know what that means. A drink your margarita.

All right. We'll be right back. Just a couple words from our sponsors. And we're back. After finishing up with our Fave Fam, the Kardashiam. just a couple words about real housewives. Real housewives of New Jersey just wrapped up and the reunions were on another level, all right?

On another level. Mainly because Teresa said, because her husband Joe Judice is in prison, as we know, he did some messed up, like, tax evasion stuff or something. So she went to prison and then she got out and he went to prison. I know this, but I thought that she was dating some, like, young guy. So, yeah, there were rumors. and Andy Cohen actually confronted her about it

and was like, you were seen in Miami with a guy and she's like, no, he's like hugging fans. And he was like, were fans like touching you? Because in the picture, this guy was like touching you. And she's like, yeah, they touched me all over. Like fans want to make out with me. So she's not admitting it, but she was seen with like a younger guy a couple of times. She was seen without her wedding ring.

And by the way, Joe Judas is supposed to get out in March. So I wonder what's going to go down because he's also supposed to be deported back to Italy. It's March. Yeah, but March like 31st. Oh, well. Because apparently he's not a citizen. And basically, Teresa was asked if she would move back with him to Italy. Because apparently, if he gets deported, it'll be, like, from jail to Italy.

Like, no stopping, like, at home to get his stuff. Like, on that level. And she basically was, like, I'm not picking up and moving my family to Italy. So she's like, that was kind of surprising. I mean, I get it. I'd go after my husband anywhere. Are you kidding? We don't know their relationship.

Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's probably not good for many years if she went to prison because of him and he is like a bad guy. Right. Yeah. I mean, if he does like mess up things. But really the like the cherry on top of housewives is Danielle's top. I don't know if anyone like likes her because she's like unlikable in my opinion.

And she got engaged 21 times or 23 times. Who the fuck? would all 23 people what do you mean how I don't know um so she got it engaged 20 something times and then she's actually marrying a duke of province oh I saw that and so she's going to be a duchess the most classless duchess you've ever seen but moreover so there was rumors that they broke up so I put it up whatever and then there were rumors about it going on um and then she put up a video of him and her being like people think we broke up tell them aren't we together and he's like yeah and she's like don't you love me and he's like I do and it literally looked like he was

poisoned with a gun to his back like literally like it's so awful like she's such an awful woman and like I'm all T-March I don't know Ariel I know the blonde one she's so funny and cute and I think that um Teresa and then Joe her brother is married to Melissa. Melissa. Okay. Melissa. So Melissa is really lovely. And the new girl Jackie, who's like Melissa's new BFF, is also like smart. So you can see like that the smart, more like well spoken, more rounded women stick together. Even though Teresa is just like, I feel really bad for it because I was watching the reunion. They showed this whole montage of like the whole ordeal they had and I was like legit crying because like imagine both of them getting sent

away the kids and what it does to them just like a really sad story and the fact that it keeps going like that he might get deported and this whole drama it's like it's a lot for a family to handle he did that okay I don't know if Teresa was involved but like they both were probably aware of a situation that they were doing something illegal and this is like you have to deal with the consequences and they did they really did deal with the consequences but yeah does it take a strain and its whole in the family hell yeah i feel bad for the kids because like it's not their fault you know they sign up for this anyway real house my it's a sim of new york is starting now the jersey wrapped up so you better watch if you want to

keep being a co-host yeah it's part of your job part of your duties um and i'm excited Even though I heard like this crazy thing that Bethany Frankel is going through such a terrible like court thing. With her ex-husband. With her ex-husband who's apparently like torturing her. And apparently she was on the stand this week in court for like the custody hearing and he was making her life a living hell and like stalking her and threatening her. And like I remember him in the show? I do. That's so cute.

He was the cutest thing alive. I know. It's like is crazy to think that either he went psycho or like what happened. But she's also dating someone who looks like pretty young and cute right now. And Carol's not going to be on the show because she left. Why did she leave? Do you know why? No one knows.

No one knows? I think she, either she was, I wonder if she got fired. I don't think she got fired. I don't know. She was not the most interesting. Yeah. She was okay. Yeah.

Whatever. She wasn't spicelicious. I mean, there's not room for more than one Bethany. Um. On to VP. Ambassador Hashtag A lot of people say

How can you be a VPR ambassador That you only started watching it Seven years late Let me tell you You can I think you really can Let me tell you The amount of stories

I created the hashtag So I deaf can The amount of stories That you put up a day I know Of VPR is insane But let me tell you I know people love it

I'm sure not all. I'm sure someone they're like, but I've noticed that since you've started watching it and like you go into your stories, it's like never ending. It's like a freaking movie all day. I have to skip some over. My stomach keeps making these really loud noises.

Do you want to go to the bathroom? No, I have no idea what's going on. Do you need to go to the bathroom? No. Well, we're going to Miami tomorrow, so going in the bathroom for you. I'm going to take some of my... I was actually nervous today because of the flight tomorrow,

so I went to the bathroom a bunch, and I was like, sorry, not that. Sorry? I mean, not sorry. That's why I asked you. One of my questions is like, do you feel good about it? You're like, kind of. We're not like condoning, condemning or I was get confused between the two?

We're not condoning anything. We're saying you went to the bathroom. And we're saying that it's like good. Right. Pooping is great. Right. Poop five times a day if you gotta. I know.

And I'm not too. Yeah. I'm so tiny. No, sometimes Amanda. I can't. Oh, yeah. Good. I don't even know what you just said. I said I'm tiny. Oh, you don't know. I don't know. Okay. I don't know what I'm doing with my I'm sorry. Oh my God, I'm really weird. Are you okay? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. Okay.

The margarita is like, God, like you like poisoned it. I poisoned it. I, because I'm freaking poured the tequila. You really did. Are you drunk? No, I don't know. Suddenly like my nose is stifing. Like, I don't know. My stomach's hanging. We need to be on a BPR. drinking level. No, we need to be on a VBR drinking level and you had two Sips of Margarita and you're falling apart on me? No, I'm going on. Oh, because you chugged it. That's why I'm. Yeah. Okay. So, you can be a VPR ambassador because I am one and I hashtag the shit out of it. But I'm also bringing it back to life. Like, like, for example, what I said at the beginning of this episode that Ariel just started watching and seeing clips that she's watching,

I'm already like, I miss when Stasi said that. So I get why people are liking. me reminisce because imagine some people watch it from the beginning. So they're seeing scenes now that they forgot about and I'm obviously trying to put up scenes that obviously speak to me that are like shocking, that are fun that are surprising. And I'm putting them in my highlights, JSYK everyone. So a lot of

people are just like watching my highlights and like getting the gist of the show. And you wouldn't believe, I'm going to say thousands. I'm sorry. Thousands of people started watching the show because of me. That's giving yourself a lot of credit. But it's true. I'm telling you I'm getting so many messages about and I feel like

Browel should pay me. I feel like... Lisa Vanderpump should hire you. And pay me. That's what I mean by hire you. And literally I should be just like on the cast. Andy Cohen should pay me. You should be on the reunions.

I hire me. Okay, everybody should pay you. That's just... Or you know what? At least like, say thank you. At least like give me some be like... You know, but what I'm saying is I love this show. I don't have any excuse to why it took me so long.

But you know what? It's better late than ever. I'm legit on season two. Are you loving it? I'm loving it. She today sent me this video of Stasi. Tassie's like, I'm going to murder him, and then I'm going to cut off all his limbs, and then I'm going to eat his limbs.

No, I love it. I'm going to take them. I love it. She's freaking her. And then she disappears for a few seasons, and it's sad, but somehow the show. What do you mean? Disappears? You'll see.

But she's gone? Yeah, she doesn't, she's not, like, not in a season and a half or two. And somehow the show goes on, like, the point you're at, you're like, oh, the point you're like, oh, the show can never go on without Stasi, but it does, like, somehow. So what happens when she comes back? Babe, watch. Okay, fine. She's slower than me.

I started in, like, December, I think, and I'm on season five, so I know I'm not that quick. Amanda. What? I'm slower than you. You watch all day. Of course I'm slower than you. Babe, but I'm slow to people.

People have started after me and they were, like, finished. Shut up. Yes. How could it be you watch every day? I watched the Versacee thing in, like, the American crime story, and you watch it the day. I'm slower at binging than other people. No, but you have time to like watch it during the day. Let's

relax. But you do. I am a busy being. Okay. So anyway. This is the way. So let me just tell you. So because I haven't watched from the beginning, I didn't notice that

Katie Maloney Schawards was following me. I saw the name I think and I saw like a verified person but I didn't know her and then when I started watching and I was like oh my god Katie's following me that's so fun especially because she is one of my favorites she is in my opinion like the most level headed the most like well spoken like she's genuine she's smart like she's classy like there are a lot of really positive things about her and I always really liked her so when I saw she follow me I was like yay and then I was like wait but I'm putting up all these like VPR stories I wonder but then I was like she probably doesn't watch my stories and then Supraza, supressa. She watches my stories. Oh my God, you've got to come down. Like, I feel like you do different accents at some point.

Hey, act tour. I can't. I can't. Okay. So. No, I can't. No, because I listened back in the first episode where I was talking about the Irina Shake, and I did the accent so well.

I thought I'm going to shake was on our episode. No, and then you did the accent. And I was like, oh, M.G. Do it. Bradley But And I was like Oh my God

It was I arena The first guess And then I was thinking about that And then you were like Do ttu And I was like She did not get

My actor jeans Can I just say That okay no Now for jokes aside I did do a bunch of acting gigs Also when I lived in Israel I don't know how many of you know this but I did live in Israel and um I did some acting stuff there and um and tell them who came

to all of your auditions so Ariel came with me and that's what I'm saying number one number one supporter number one soulmate might better have but so there was one audition I had to film and they were like it was to do like a scene like a scene with two people like I'm the woman I was talking to a man with a Russian like a Russian man his name was like Igor or something and I was like Ariel can you read with me. No, she doesn't get that when someone reads with you and on audition, the person that you read with is supposed to be like, like, let's say, um, um, um, the, like my part should be spoken out loud and the person that's reading just to give me, feed me the lines is there just to feed me the lines. But Arielle didn't get that and she

thought she was auditioning to be Igor. So literally like, so literally like, I sent in the audition this way, by the way. Obviously I didn't get it. And Arielle didn't get the part of Igor. Literally, I'm, like, doing the partner, I was like, and I'm like, oh, my, like, literally, literally she was doing. She, oh my God, we need to find that video. Like, could you imagine? No, I'm really talking. No, but she's so sweet.

She's always doing these things with me. Always, like, I got an audition this week to do, like, a musical, and she told me I should, like, sing, and then I tried to sing to myself, like, a rent song by myself. And I was like, I should tell them that I can't sing because they would be lying. I was like, take me, baby, or leave me every day. I love to out from rent, you know? No. You don't know rent?

I don't know the song. Sometimes I think you're my soulmate and then sometimes I... 5,000, 6,000 minutes. I think the problem and the good thing is that my mom really told us we can do everything and that we're good at everything and that we're talented at anything and like not at everything. I know. And I really love that she did that. Amazing. I want to parent the same way. But like, it's for me to double think if I should say that I can be in a musical. But the cutest. Hold on. Realizing shit. The cutest part about her, like, believing in us and telling us that. Like, sometimes I think parents say that, but they kind of know. She believes it. No, no, no. A hundred percent. Like, she told me once I could be Madonna's backup dancer. I knew she really thought that.

Yeah. So she was like, you can do it. be in a musical, like you have a nice voice and I'm like, I can't believe I almost sent an audition of me, like, singing like Cell Black Tango? No, I can't. Pop, Cicero. Sizzle? Did you say? Lipschitz and Bernie,

he liked to chew. Not chew. One day, Bernie prompt that, then I shot him in the face. Anyway, didn't send an audition. Maybe now they'll be like,

wait. into such a good voice. Anyway, VPR. So Katie Maloney's Schwartz. So took her some time to watch my stories because at first I was like,

wait, I'm putting up all this VPR stuff. What if she sees it? She's like, what are you doing? Then I was like, don't compliment yourself. She's probably not watching your stories. But then she is. And we actually like DM this week

and pretty sure we're going to get married and be best friends. Steph, get married. Be best friends first. Then we'll talk about marriage. marriage. Um, so because like I'm friends with her now, I don't want to like spill my friend's secrets. Amanda. What? Calm down. Okay. Like, let's take it to baby steps. Okay. So because we're Insta friends now. Okay. You can accept that. Yeah. Okay. Because we're insta friends now. I'm not

going to like spill what my friend told me. I can't deal with her. No, I'm telling you guys, she's like putting our hair back, like flipping it back. I'm a loyal bitch. You are a loyal bitch. So Katie and I exchange some words. Yeah. No, guys. Seriously, I love Katie. It was really exciting to me that she watches my stories, that she was responding to some stuff that I posted from VPR and talking to me about it and me realizing, and this

I can tell you, it's real life, not scripted. Like, we were talking about stuff that went down and I realized, like, wait, I'm watching the show as a show, right? Like, you're not. And then sometimes you think, are things scripted? Are they? No, like, when talking to her, I realized, wow, this. is their lives. This is real life. I'm a huge, like, I feel like I'm like, when I watch

reality TV, I'm like, that's scripted and that's scripted and that scripted. So I always think things are scripted and I'm telling you when I watch this show and even after your convo with Katie, where like you realize things are unscripted, you can tell it's not scripted. Yeah, no. It might be going in and filming at certain points, but they're like crying and cheating. That's real. And like it's all freaking, freaking real. I'm telling you guys, I'm on season five now so I can spoil oh, I'm sorry, like, it's, you're like, wait, everyone's cheated with everyone. There can't be more stuff. Oh, my God, there is, like, this show, let me tell you guys, like, I'm glad that I'm

binging slowly because I just want to never end it. End it. But another thing that happened this week with the VPR related, aside from me and Katie, becoming best friends, and probably. Yeah, aside from that. Yeah. Are you jealous? I'm not jealous.

Okay, support. I support. Listen, we're the same age. We're both cool. we're both married We're both real-ass bitches Uh-huh Feel like I can be friends with her for real

You can You're not yet Katie for listening to this podcast A be a guest Calm this bitch down A be a guest Which you will be Katie I'm going to ask you

Two Let's just be best friends Let's start with friends Yes No because let me tell you another thing Now for realzies As much as shit goes down there and it does like we know cheating backstabbing whatever they're really good friends to one

another like i know you think that's weird and a lot of people probably like what they did this they but like when it comes down to it they are really good friends like you know sassy when uh katie got engaged cared so much and wanted to be part of it so much Kristen was like crying about it everyone wants to be her maid of honor that's like real friendship to me if you're like supportive and i think well and i'll say this like i was telling you today like i just think that like A, like, I don't even know what I was going to say. You don't know. You had a list.

I know. You don't know one thing of the list. No, I do. I was going to say that like, it's so nice to see when people care so much about one another. And like, you don't see that that much with like, I think you do see it with friends, but like I think you feel it a lot more with family. Yeah. But when you do see it's so nice. Yeah.

And B, even with strangers when I see or you send me, you know, the people that follow you at not skinny, but not fat send you such nice things about the podcast, about you, about you, even about. like sometimes me as a co-hose frequently frequently but like it is so nice and i just think like we we're appreciative people so we're like we're like that's like that's and like not to say that we don't have good friends but like there are few you know there are few people in your life that are like really happy for you really there for you really supportive of you aside from your family and that's why i i know that like a lot of times like i don't have time and like I'm in my own life and in my own shit. But like that's a lot of times like I'm still open to new friends who can be there

for me, who can be happy in my happiness, who will be the first ones to listen to my podcast, to support me and things that I do. And when I see good friends like that, I'm like, hell yeah. Like, why wouldn't I want to be friends with them? Yeah, but even your followers who take an hour and 15 minutes out of their day to listen to your podcast. Hell yeah. That's freaking amazing.

And like I just like, I love you guys. I know. And like every day when we see like. you know, the people that listened and sent comments, it's like really nice. Thank you guys so much for that. We're going to take a quick break, just a few words from our sponsors, and we'll be back. All right, we're back and just one little additional piece of VPR drama, but in real time not in me stuck in season five um this week uh one of my followers sent me a video of uh seemingly

james kennedy from vanderpump rules snorting some cocaine in a bathroom that has like a transparent um door um so it was like oh my god the the cherry on top was that this the page that posted it was like this um like a page with like a hundred and something followers um and jacks commented like yes, that was last week in Oklahoma, I was there, I can confirm it, this happened, blah, blah, blah, Jack's tags, TMZ, Daily Dish, all this shit, because he wanted them to, like, I guess, post about it or report on it, because he probably still hates James. FYI, Jacks is 40 years old. No, no, no, no, in a good luck.

So I think this is real, right? And I posted blah, blah, blah. I'm like, oh, my God, Jacks is outing James, all, blah, blah. From here to there, I'm talking to my husband. He doesn't know any of this shit, right? in his own world and I'm like oh my god I saw this video blah blah I started telling him he's like what video like because you know how guys I don't know if this is a known thing but mostly dudes get like videos sent to them on what's up yeah like they watch like they watch like fights

and like you know what I mean girls are less like we're more on Instagram and stuff so he's like I've seen that video is it a guy in a stall blah blah blah blah and you described the video to a T and I was like yeah and he's like I saw it this summer I was like who sent it to you and he's like our friend blah blah blah so I call our friend literally I'm detective sure like a Amanda. CIA. Yeah. So I'm trying to get the reference.

CIA. Yeah. Detective. Sure. Inspector. Bye. Okay. So I call our friend, which I haven't talked to in a while, and I'm like,

hello. Did you send you on this video, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he was like, yeah, like in the summer. I was like, thanks for like being useful for once in your life. And he's like, you're welcome. Like, fuck you. I was like, okay, bye. Whatever.

Then I've confirmed this to myself. I was like, okay, this summer. Then I report on that. Sherlock Amanda and I'm like you guys this video's from the summer. Jacks is saying it was last week just to like fuck with James because he hates him and then

I've noticed after I said that like people started getting onto it there were comments like wait that was a video on YouTube for a while ago so the fact if it's James or not I'm not sure about it it looks like him I don't know if he's confirmed it the fact that Jack's lied because he wanted to get James into more shit

is for realsies and that's just the beautiful A VPR. A VPR. Are you loving it, though? No, I really am. It's really, I remember we used to watch the real world and the challenge, and this is, like, legit. Okay, where are we going to say about the real world that it's, like, the same?

No, the real world. You were so into the real world also. I was, babe, that was like a thousand years ago. Who remembers? I remember. Okay. That was, like, my childhood. Really?

Sex in the City and the real world were my childhood. Yeah? Yeah. I think you watched Sex and the City, like, really as a. baby i really did that's what i'm saying i can't help it wonder is love really love like socks who said changeable and dirty wait carrie bracha said that i don't she always couldn't help a wonder wait did you just make that so much up yes that i'm telling you act tour wait would you say are socks changeable or dirty don't you know that she always came there a lot of the end of the day

i know she did that cigarette merit i know but what did you just say i'm not i made up a thing Or I don't know what I said Okay, go on Okay, go on Okay, guess what I want to talk about I'm going to sing it to you No, oh I'm going to sing it to you

Oh, never mind Shal la la lo Okay, let's not explore people to Zare Okay, let's not explore people to Zareth Okay, we're done But I'm on the demon

Watchers on diving I'll never read the crap Singer and no singer Some people said that they couldn't distinguish our voices I think so I'm Amanda And I'm Ariel Ari for short Oh my god I can't

Okay anyway so I watched a star is born finally With me You watched it already but yes You made me watch it with you um it took me so long and you would think that because like i was so prepared i heard so much about it won oscars one mad awards everyone's obsessed that i would be like but no i was all over it i thought it was so good i cried my eyes out lady gaga i just want to say it's amazing it's amazing yeah i just want to say like you think like okay she's amazing singer what are the odds

she can be an oscar nominated winning movie i mean she's a triple threat she's a freaking triple threat she's a triple threat and it really was so good and bradley like bradley do me sorry bradley bradley bradley do me sorry not sorry bradley do me sorry not sorry for real that hair that scruff that accent whatever it was like i really get why she fell in love with him like i don't know like we shouldn't tell my husband because if i want to be an actor and i'm about to fall in love with riley cooper on a movie set he wouldn't be happy about it can you tell everybody so we're watching the oscars and what did mom say she called us oh no i thought it was so funny oh my god It was after that.

The other day, I was like, Mom, like, yeah, we watched Starzborn. And she's like, oh, Lady Gaga is like with him. She's like, they're together. And I'm like, do you know who he's married to? And she goes to? And I'm like, Mom, me. I mean. No, so my mom was cute.

She was trying to be in the ends and she knows that, like, there's all these romance rumors swirling about them. But, like, actually she, like, legit thought they were together. But it's actually interesting because Lady Gaga was dating her man. manager, Christian Serrano. Oh, he's her manager? He was so much. This is when I find out.

Yeah. He worked at, he works at CAA. And they broke up recently. So then you're like, oh, not transgender drink. They were engaged. Yeah, they were. They're engaged. And he's like obsessed with her.

If you go through his Instagram, like every photo is of her. It's like legit. I wonder what happened. Yeah, I wonder what happened to. Oh, I started watching the Lady Gaga documentary on Netflix. Oh, I've seen it. It's so good. No, I've seen it.

It's amazing. This is my second time. Oh. But in the documentary. which is really funny she's like i'm going to star in a movie with bradley cooper oh no way she says that i have to show that to you and i thought that was so funny that like i mean the documentary wasn't filmed that long ago but she already knew it then oh my god yeah that's crazy yeah that's how long things take to get made you know yeah no but it was made so well like everything about the movie the only part sucked

for me is it because it's taking me so long to watch i kind of knew how it ended because i like heard spoilers but even being prepared i like you saw me I mean, I was a wreck. It was really bad. We really do have to talk about The Bachelor. Did this take to you? Because I was dying. Okay.

Die Yank. Let's start from the beginning. Okay. So this week we had two nights of The Bachelor. Night one, the date with Taja, which was supposed to end in a fantasy suite. And she was disappointed. Oh, my God. She was so disappointed.

Oh, my God. She got no ass. You could see on her face. She was like, I love Colton. We didn't get it. intimate as per I thought no and then when you show them in the morning having breakfast he's I really had a good time and she's like yeah like I think it really like I do love you and that was weird it was so weird but then we find out why because he goes on the date with Cassie which I knew

from episode one he was obsessed with her you can always tell he was obsessed with her he was obsessed with her um and you could just see the chemistry you could just see that he's like all over her touching her all over and basically it all led up to the fact that again she couldn't tell him how she feels about him not even i like you a lot i have really deep feelings for you i'm starting to fall in love with you i am in love with you all the words they use nothing and he's sort of like oh and then he brings up to her the fact that in the hometowns her dad basically didn't give him the approval he brought that up during their day day and she got upset about it weirdly thinking about if she got thirps and she's like what my dad said no that's so weird but if you

think about that. If she didn't know and then she heard her dad say no, then think about like if they came and met mom and then you found out mom was like, no, I don't approve instead of just leaving it like, oh, it's up to Amanda, whatever she feels. No, but she's kind of upsetting. It is upsetting, but it's not like she was saying that she's like in love with him and then this changed her mind. She up to that point still was like, I'm not sure. So that definitely was like even more of a like no. Especially when like everyone's talking about the fact that Kaylin and Cassie were one of the two girls that were talking about being the next bat charrette and that's also red flags but he can see no wrong cassie can do no wrong she can his that her dad didn't give a blessing she can't tell

him how she feels but cassie's still in the running cassie like doesn't matter what but then so they have their day date he's so excited for the night time magically magically literally out of like thin air her dad shows up in portugal knocking on her door oh my god and then he has this talk with her where he tells her like I knew I can tell you're not that into him and my mom and your my mom my mom my my freaking mom he was like your mom and me like fell in them immediately there was never a doubt which I feel like there is this kind of um there is this kind of like thing with with um children who grow up with like perfect parents who like fell in love immediately that had this like vision of like what love should be like um I feel like I've seen that before even with my

friends like my parents got married after three days like this is what it should be like it should you just know when you know you know and i feel like that's not so realistic all the time like you do have to like work and sometimes like you don't fall in love right away sometimes it takes some time yeah but i do feel like when you know you know not in this like you don't have to know no but not the cinderella story in a story in a way that like if it's right then you don't really have questions you just go with the flow it feels good to you every day you feels right and just go with it and if you really like him and then like him a lot and then fall in love and then one of his babies and it happens progressively but usually when people are

like making lists thinking about it not sure then it's usually a no that's how i feel right and i feel like at this point like he's saying about her like i want you at the end i can't stop thinking about wait so i think no i know but i think at this point like she should have what when you jump to head babe no i'm not jumping ahead i'm saying like at this point in their like bachelor world reality she should not be able to stop thinking about him and she shouldn't have doubts. You should be you should have feel if you're into him you should know you're into him if you want to call it in love

if you want to say and he's so okay what ends up happening is her dad comes the dad says all the shit that you just said like the dad even says I didn't feel you had so much chemistry when you came to the hometown like it didn't look you were so into him you're only 23 you don't have to feel the pressure to like get married you don't have to feel the pressure to like keep going on this show and And basically, like, if she wasn't feeling him, the dad, like, knocked her, knocked her down a few. So she goes to the date with him at night, and he's, like, so excited to see her.

Basically, we know that he would want to lose his virginity to her that night. And let's just talk about what she's wearing. She comes in basically saying, like, we see after she meets with her dad, she basically saying she's, like, not into him. She's probably going to end it. But she comes in wearing this, like, tiny little silver sparkling dress. couldn't even be shorter like can't you just knock on his door in your sweatpants yeah babe think about it for a second that but she during the day she was like in a little like um what's it called what the shirt that has like the turtle night yeah and a little turtlene neck no i know what i'm saying

she knew that she was going to end it that night so like why is she coming looking and like a little silver sparkly dress like knocking his hotel door with his bed she wants to look good on tv oh my god no i can't So anyway, so he thinks all is good. He thinks he's going to pop her cherry. No, she's going to pop his cherry, whatever. And do you guys have a cherry? They don't have a cherry. Pop the whatever.

Okay. Is this for real? I'm sorry. Stop with the marks. Okay. So basically, what ends up happening is this like gut wrenching. I put up in my stories and like, I was just like, jaw dropped like I couldn't deal the fact that she basically was outright and said listen

I'm not there where you are I'm not sure I could be there like I love you but I'm not in love with you I don't feel it like I don't think I can do this she said no in so many ways and he was just like but I love you and I want to be with you and please stay and you're you're the one I want at the end of this he said I'm with other women all I think about is you all I think about is you when I'm on other dates, I think about you. All I want is you. I see you at the end of this. I love you.

No one else. I can't go on other dates. No, and then he tells her, I don't care if you're not ready. Like, we don't have to get married. Yeah. I'm not asking you to be ready. She's to the point. She's literally like, she's shaking.

Yeah. He's shaking. He's convulsing. This man is convulsing. This man is freaking. He's convulsing. You know what? This man is fucking convulsing.

He's literally like, he's like, literally like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, dating him right now. And she's like, you're so sweet. Like, stop. He says all these things to her. And then she's like, you have two other women. You're dating here. Yeah, because he told her, I want you at the end.

I know it's you. It's you, Cass. I love you, Cass. You're the one Cass. I know, but that's to the point. I mean, like, if you think about it, like, at the end of the day, like, he has such strong feelings for her. I would be like, fuck the show.

I'm going to tell this girl how I feel about her. You can tell her one time. He was suffocating her. He don't want her to. leave. But she wasn't saying a lot of people on The Bachelor we've seen before leave because it's too much for them because they don't want to compete with other women because they can't be sharing you. That's not her issue. Her issue wasn't any of that. She wasn't unsure of his feelings. She wasn't afraid to share him. She was just like, I ain't that into you. And he wouldn't stop. And it was so

sweet and good for him that he like put ego aside. He even said, he even said like, I know what I want and I'm going to keep fighting for us no bad or not. Just crazy. No, it was crazy in so many ways, you guys, because she was literally like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. At the end of the day, though, he's such a good guy. No, he really is sweet and he really wants her. But at the same time, these bachelor people are choosing 23-year-olds who want to be the next bachelorette, who want to go clubbing, who want to go and do this. And, like, I feel like Colton was actually taking this very seriously.

He did take it seriously. And he, you know, he wanted to be engaged at the end of this. For sure, I believe that. Yeah. Do I think Cassie did? No. Did I think she liked being liked and, like, felt nice that Colton, like, is obsessed with her? Because she was, she's one of those girls that's like, I was like, yeah, you know, she's not like a real, like, she wasn't like, I mean, obviously, I think she's beautiful.

She's gorgeous. I'd probably, like, I'd probably want to marry her. Yeah. But there were what, I did, aside from him looking obsessed with her, you didn't really see, like, the relationship. But I think that she probably. does have an amazing personality like she's a great person but at the same time she's not in time she wants to go yeah let her go so think she wants to go because she's not ready to get engaged and at that point she probably knew it was her no babe she could have said to him though okay if you're saying

we don't have to get engaged at the end of this then just pick me at the end like she wanted to leave she was done she said i love you i'm not in love with you that means like i love you i care about you as a person but i'm not like you're not my guy yeah so anyway gut wrenching because you really pulled all the cards like i've never seen somebody shake that hard shook galore he said everything he's probably not allowed to say by contract then he jumped the freaking fence and then we get the fence up that we all have been waiting for which is like actually so impressive and you know what's funny i put up in my stories why that after he jumps the fence the production comes to the fence and like pushes a button and opens the fence and i'm like he could have freaking open the fence and then like Chris is literally walking

The slowest... Colton. The slowest I've ever seen a walk. And then the way Chris Harrison presents it, he's like, and then Colton ran into the jungles of Portugal. Nowhere to be found. Now where to be seen.

The countryside of Portugal now ate up Colton. Like you're like, no, you're freaking jump the fence and went to sleep at the hotel next door and probably like production called him right after. No, you can't. It was like so dramatic. There really was.

But anyway, actually, fans being spoken about all season, the camera punch was also really intense, which I heard him on a podcast say that if he regrets one thing this whole season, he regrets punching the camera. No, but that was such a raw moment because he did take off his microphone. Yeah, no, it was for real. It was for real.

Because imagine like you think, and I think for bachelors and bachelorets, that's what's scary. Like, you're coming. Apparently all, it's all good and shiny. Everyone wants to date you 25 people. Those people can still not be into you. Right.

Those people can still choose to go home and not marry you. And it's not like you're not bulletproof to like not. being wanted. Right. And I think most of the time you do actually develop real feelings for at least one person. So I'm saying they did a really good job though at I don't know what's going to happen next week. How is it going to play? So yes, I put up in my stories that Colton was seen IRL with Greg Salkin who's dating Michelle Randolph, aka Cassie's sister. So who do we think wins? Right. But we don't know how it plays out we don't know what's going to happen what is going to happen with hannah g's date what is it going to get how is this going to end i heard she's not going to have a date he can't he can't go on

and have a date with hana g when he this just happened poor hannah jing i mean i think she's okay okay so anyway i'm really interested to see what goes down how everything plays out of their together in real life how she comes back from saying i'm not into it all to i'm into together so i don't know you guys till everything's in you know um up in the air this is what we're we know so far, um, the, the paparazzi of Colton and Greg Salkin kind of gave us like, why would he be hanging out with him if he's not connected to him through Cassie? Stop saying it's for sure. It's not for sure. It's for sure. Okay. Stop. I hate when she does it. She reads reality, Steve. Don't tell anyone. I don't read. I'm just saying like, what do you think he's randomly pictured

with paparazzi with Greg Salken? Friends with him. Friends with him. Why? How would he get connected to Greg Salkin who's dating Michelle Rendef, who's Randolph, Randolph, who's. Randolph, who was Cassie's sister. How? Please enlighten me. Okay. Let's just say there was this photo and we'll see what happens. The next day, there was a girl's tell all. Yeah. Wasn't that dramatic? It wasn't that dramatic. The only thing it was Demi was an audition for The Bachelorette. Exactly. No, not for The Bachelorette. And for Bachelor in Paradise. Bachelor in Paradise because we already know who's going to be the bathroom. No, so listen. Okay, sorry you guys. Fact check moment. I did get Intel last episode that Kaylin was supposed to be the Bachelorette. There was a

whole story it was very backed up the source was very reliable and it could be that that was true up to that moment right now i have a v reliable source telling me that hannah b is going to be the next bachelor's red because they were filming her promos at alabama stadium right um and one of my followers has a friend or does live or something in alabama that saw this happening um so that has changed and shifted, and I could totally tell, and the girl tell all, girls tell all, that Hannah B wasn't on audition. She wasn't on audition. She already knew she was the bachelor's. But she was trying to act so classy.

She was trying to act like the bachelor's. She was trying to act like the bachelor's which like, you know what, Jojo didn't do that. Rachel didn't do that. Do you remember Jojo's woman? I just think, I mean, not that now I'm like a huge, I think Jojo is, um, Jojo's amazing. Yeah, but it's like, I can't stop selling. me thanks no but she's always going to be selling you okay but you know what else people so do you have anything else to say about the

women tell all no so i just wanted to say like demi was on an act that was the one that everyone said that though babe no i love her but it was too like you're acting at this point like you're what about the girl putting a pacifier in her mouth yeah that was dumb that was so dumb and what about kailin who was like Botox stop and she she was real did you feel but you think she was real i think she was real that's a red slip down of her hands though. What? Bachelorette slipped out of her hands. Yeah. I mean, no, the only interesting thing was the fact. You know what's so funny, if they were the both competing for the Bachelorette and they're the ones that had beef, Hanna B and Kalin, and one of them end up being it,

like their rivalry will go on forever. One of them is it. One of them is it for sure, you think. The Bachelorette? Yeah. Hanna B. I know that we assume that it's Hanna B. It makes all the sense. She's literally out of all the women, the most, fit to be The Bachelorette. Yeah, but you know how they bring people back sometimes. So I'm just saying, we have Intel, and a lot of rumors are going on right now, that it is going to be Hanna B, um, and how crazy is it that before Paradise another season is going to show before paradise.

I love paradise. I know, because it's more, it's more raw, you know? It is. It's more like reality than, it's more reality than the Bachelorette, but it's crazy to me that the Bachelorette, you said, starts filming in March. Yeah, in like two weeks. And how crazy is it to think that they, never have like a freaking day off like production yeah like Chris Harrison is like I know but they've

had the last couple of months off yeah but no it's literally crazy that it's between Hannaby and Kailen leaning more towards Hanna B now especially with what we've heard about filming the intro um but I'm sure that Kailen will go on something if it's Hanna B and for sure but no Hanna B was in full lady mode she really because on the show she was like y'all like I'm Hanna B is All of a sudden, women tell us, she's like, you know, I have no issue with Kailen. Like, you know, we support each up. And it's like, okay. Yeah.

Like, be yourself. I know. Also, she's 23 also. She is. Like, I mean, stop. I think just for the show's sake, they should always pick somebody that's a little. That's over 25, let's say. Yeah, yeah.

There should be an age minimum. I know. 23 is if you can't say, like, I'm ready to get married and engaged. No, it's crazy. It's crazy. No, it's crazy. At least, like, I think, well, no, Jojo was still younger, but, like, Rachel was, like, older. Yeah, but if you think about it, Jojo's not married yet.

Rachel's not married yet. Caitlin and Sean Bristow got, which, like, a word about Caitlin. I put up this week that she wrote him. What did she write? Let's just talk about the fact that, like, ever since her and Jason are together, she's obsessed. Which is so great. Actually, like, if they're happy, I'm happy, whatever. Yeah.

But, like, he put up a story or she put up a story they're eating. And she's like, who wouldn't want to join the Tartix for dinner? And, like, awkwardly, Jason goes in the background, Tartick. I know. I put that out because it looked like she was basically calling them married. And he was like, no, we're not yet. But no, babe, since they've, the day one that they started dating, she was putting him up in stories, you know, being obsessed with him. And it was like a lot for people because it's like you just broke up.

We're happy for you that you moved on. But like, I think it's kind of disrespectful to Sean Booth, even though again, we don't know what went down there. And also like when a relationship is new, do you really want to be like shouting it off the rooftops and not like keeping it to yourself? It was a lot very quickly. I listened to her podcast. She also had a whole podcast about talking about Jason and saying that he's the most amazing thing she's ever met, which again, happy for them. but it was kind of a lot. But aside from that whole Jason thing, which, like, is weird to me, I did start

by liking her, but I've noticed, like, throughout listening to her podcast and following her that there's something about her personality that doesn't sit well with me. A lot of my followers asked me about it because I just put up something about her this week. She wrote, love hearing the girls say they were there for the right reasons as they all auditioned for paradise and TV time. granted we just said that right yeah why is it okay that we're saying that because we're not trying to be on the bachelorette katelyn you were on the bachelorette you want a tv time you still cried to this day that you couldn't do dancing of the stars everything you have today is because

of the bachelorette for you to talk smack about it when you did the same exact thing is fucked up and like i've heard her say worse things i've heard her say the bachelor bachelorette franchise shouldn't continue. And we know that Chris Harrison reached out to her after that and said to her and she admitted this that he can't believe that she would even say that

given everything. And then she said like, oh, he must have not read the article because I took it back at the end of the article. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Don't say it in the first place. How do you say that when everything you have right now is because of that? It's because of that. So I've, the reason like I'm not feeling her as much as I did at the beginning

is because I've heard a lot of spitting into the well from which you drank because like I don't believe in that if someone I'm an appreciative person if if you do me good I appreciate you if something brings a lot of good into my life I will appreciate it you know even if I had a hard time and I've learned from it I'll appreciate it how do you find a way to poo an experience that gave you so much and I'm telling you guys numerous occasions she has papoot it like the franchise the producers the way the show is produced the way the show is made the people that are on the show she even said she wasn't going to watch colton season she ended up very much watching it because the bachelor uh franchise that she so hates

and disizan gave her a few gigs to like host something and do something and i just feel like there's something spiteful about her that she's not happy um when she was still with sean she was complaining that they didn't get a tv wedding and that like carly and evan did so like a lot of spitefulness why Nick Vile got dancing with the stars and she didn't get dancing with the stars. And now she's saying, oh, so someone responded to her about this tweet said, but didn't you say on your podcast, it was okay to want to find love and build a platform and that one didn't take away from the other. Yeah.

Okay, which is what I'm saying. Because she said, I heard her podcast saying, yeah, I went to build my brand. And I told you, I was like, what's her brand? Scrunches? So she wrote, oh, yes, I fully said that. Building a brand is one thing. She shoving, I guess, pacifiers into grown women's mouths to be memorable on TV is sad. So, granted, that was, I think it's less what she's saying.

I don't think that girl Courtney, who shoved a pacifier into Demi's mouth, think she's going to be the next, like, Bachelorette. No, maybe she did want some TV time. She did want a moment. And it could be that the producers, I don't think she came from home. home with that pacifier let me tell you it was probably kind of a staged moment yeah where did she come from you think she went to the baby storing at a pat like i'm sure it was kind of like but what i'm saying is i don't like people that do that and i think that um she even talked about the bachelor in that way where

chris harrison said you want all the producers all the cameraman all the people that make a living out of this show to be without a job um so i just thought that was fricked up because everything she has right now is because of that her podcast, her, I don't know what else she has, her scrunchy line, like her relationship, you know, so I've heard her a lot, a lot of times not be thankful for it. And I just, I don't get down with that. I don't get down with that. And she likes to talk about how real she is and how this she is, but that's, that's not cool to me. You know what I mean? And especially like, I would, I heard her say, I'm not going to watch Colton season. Colton is this and that and that and that. She talked shit about Colton.

She couldn't imagine him being the bachelor. She didn't want to watch the show. And then she gets a gig from the bachelor so she watches the cell very nicely and jason tartick is bf with colton so she fucking loves colton yeah yeah um so i'm just not really d with her um right now uh she pisses me off in a lot of things she talks about herself in a lot of ways um that are a little bit too self endearing like it's like she's too into yeah yeah um glad i could fill the words thanks babe But they said on the women to all that Kaylin slid into Dean's DMs. I didn't get that part. So I thought she said you slid into other Bachelor cast members.

They said Dean. They said Dean. Which, couldn't you see that, though? I could see that, yeah. Even though I don't know if Dean would be into her. I don't know. Dean is a beautiful man. He is a really beautiful man.

And another thing that happened this week. Oh, or did not? If I was on The Bachelor, I would slide into cast members, DMs. I know. Hit me up. I know. Hang out with me. Yeah. Wait. Oh, wait. Can I just say another thing?

Becca Kufran from her season, like from last season or whenever that was, I think that was last season. Yeah, because there's a bachelor now. Um, is also opening up her own, her own clothing line. Can you stop? Can you stop? No. Does she have style? I don't know. She's like, the answer is no. She does not have any sense of style. I don't care if she did or did not have style. matter it does matter because if you're opening if if i start a funny brand why does jojo need a clothing brand why does jojo need

a clothing brand but jojo has more style than becca i know i know but like she has no style she's like totally she's like regular american girl like she has nothing she's like a very simple dresser yeah so i'm not saying you can't open a sweatpants line but it's not like she wear a sweatpants all the time just like feels like like when you you have to have a competitive advantage in something the fact that you're Becca K and you somehow have whatever, a million followers, because you were on the bachelor, right, doesn't mean everyone's going to run and buy your clothes. You have to offer them something. Yeah. Jojo dresses really cute. She does. So it's like dressed like Jojo. I don't think anybody is like dying to dress like Becca. Right. So I mean, I'm not into it. I mean,

she's a cute girl. I'm just like not that into it. I agree. I'm not that into it, babe. I concur. Did you see the snap that supposedly Colton sent someone who said like I did and I think it's all bull crap. Yeah, no, it didn't look real. Bull crap. Everybody's trying to get at him because they want to show, oh, he's not a virgin. Oh, and there was a room that he had gays. Yeah, guess what? Sorry, it worked.

It's okay. This man is a virgin. He probably did everything but penetration. He probably did everything but penetration 100,000 times with a lot of different people. But if he's a virgin. he's a virgin okay he is he didn't fuck a girl with big titties he like didn't send that snap i feel like i know him well enough to know that he doesn't speak like that you know he didn't have gay sex like no like i hate when people just come up with stuff to just like say it's too much um and then

i posted a couple stories about uh venezsa grimaldi and her boyfriend which looked really perfect and i think they might have broken up i told you that i said a source that Give me some credit. I noticed that. She posted some really, like, weird quotes. And then I... Chloe quotes. Chloe quotes.

And then I noticed that she didn't... He wasn't tagged anymore in any of her pictures. He's still following her, though. But she's not following him? No, no. She's still following him. But, like, I have a feeling they've broken up or something hasn't. I like her.

I like her. I like everything about her. No, I really don't. No, and people like her because I've gotten a lot of messages. I love Canadian. I really don't. I love Canadians.

Canadians, I really feel like are the kindness. Oh, did you watch Bachelor of Winter Games or not? I did. I don't want to talk about Winter Games. Benoit? Do you remember Benoit? Of course I do remember Benoit?

Maybe my child Benoit don't care that I live in the United States. And I'm making everyone say the full name. It's Benua. Yeah. Okay, can you listen? Yeah. I love Canadians. Okay.

I love Vanessa Grimaldi. Okay. But Canadians are so sweet. I love their accent, their little little accent. And I just think Vanessa is genuine. Out. Out. In a boat. In a boat.

In a boat. And I'd really like... Okay. Okay. But I just think Vanessa is like so genuine. She's great. She's funny. She definitely has some issues with relationships, but like a lover.

Yeah. No. She, I mean, even her, I remember her, like, about her and The Bachelor, the video that they showed. Like, she works with, like, kids with disabilities. Yeah. And I heard her also speak somewhere and she has like a foundation and raises money. Just like Colson. So she's definitely a good person.

Colton does too. Colton also is a good person. Really good person. And he loves dogs. So we really do hope that everything ends up working out for him, that he's happy. And we'll find out soon. I mean, this is going to air on Tuesday. So we'll see what happens.

And the next week we'll recap whatever goes down with Colton. and the finale of The Bachelor. Yeah. But then we have the Bachelorette pretty soon, so we'll have a whole new thing to talk about. And the Kardashians are coming out. And the Kardashians is coming out. They will always have something to talk about.

Yeah. We won't shut up. In other sad news, Luke Perry died. No, I was like, I know. We took it very hard because we grew up with 90210. That's our decade. our, not decade, our era. Yeah.

And, you know, I watched Riverdale and he just made a comeback. And you know what's so sad is that he just made a comeback with Riverdale playing Archie's dad. And he was so cute on it. And also, he's in a Quentin Tarantino film that's coming out with Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. So it's going to come out after he had passed already. And it's like, it always happens when, you know, it just puts things in perspective. it's so sad for him and his family and how quickly it came on that he got um he's 52 that's so young and like i mean from the outside he looked pretty healthy and fit

no but he was the fact that he got a stroke doesn't have i don't think it has to do it it doesn't but i'm just like you never know and you really do and i put up a post about it as kitchy and as cliche as it can be you really do have to live life to the fullest and you know not saying quit your job and go on a, you know, world tour of the world. But, you know, try to do what makes you happy. Try to surround yourself with people that make you happy like you, babe. Thanks. Can I just tell you guys that Ariel, my sister, is the most giving and generous person in the world.

And she literally buys me things sometimes, which is why I love her. No, just kidding. But for example, she literally just comes home. we live on the same building and the same floor and she brings me sunglasses not like Jacks

who stole the sunglasses by the way he does that later seasons she bought me Raybans because I was just talking about how I have like sunglasses but I wanted like just like a classic wafer

and I was looking for them but I didn't like purchase and she freaking bought them for me is there anything like that like she freaking gifted me Raybans for no reason just because she's sweet and she knows that I want it. Well, I feel like when I hear people really want something and like I hear people talking about something, it doesn't make me happy until I get somebody what they want.

And like, I want to Venmo you. No, please don't ever do that. That's offensive. Really? Yeah. I was so excited to give them to you. I don't want you to pay me for them. Was my reaction what you were hoping for?

Yeah. Yeah, of course. She's so sweet. Like, there are not a lot of people that do stuff. It's not the money thing. It really isn't. It's the thoughtful thing that she really does think about people. And you know what?

I talked about wanting a Malika, wanting a Jordan. Well, you've got an Ariel. I have an Ariel. And I love you. And I'm so happy you're doing this with me. By the way, someone just sent me that Kylie put up a photo and Jordan liked it. Shut up. Yeah.

No, I got a fact-check that. How do I fact-check that? Are you following Jordan? You wouldn't see it if you're not following Jordan. about to follow Jordan. Jordan's about to get another photo. Oh, she put up a story, Jordan. What you put up?

Oh, happy International Women's Day. Oh. Okay. Women supporting women. Women supporting women. Okay. Just follow Jordan. I will unfollow after.

Don't see the Jordan. Wait, I kind of just put up a picture of her in like a red thing. Yeah. So Jordan liked that. Hold up. Can I search? Oh, Jordan like that. Uh-huh.

Jordan like that. Crazy. Number one. Oh. Okay. Now time to go into Jordan's profile and unfollow. follow. Oh, ouchy, bouchy. Yeah. I just want to see it for the follow. Another pop culture celebrity tidbit is that Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale are actually a thing.

And we're like shoving their tongues down each other's throws at like some basketball game. And you know what I feel bad for him is that people talk a lot of shit about him and I don't think he's a bad person. I don't think he did anything bad. And a lot of the stories that come out are like that he looks sick and he looks like he got punched in the eye. there are a lot negative when people talk about him it's in a negative way do you get what I mean like when he went out with Ariana Grande and that whole world win romance it was like in a bad way do you get what I mean it was like Pete Davidson I feel like he's a funny guy he's like smart I think people that are funny like that are probably smart I don't think he means badly at all like I don't get why he's getting hate and like I think Kate Begginsale actually who looks

like very like straightforward and classy has a little bit of a like she's a spicy one yeah because i've seen looking into her and p davison it came up that she's actually dated like other younger guys before really i think she has a little bit of a schick and we did see a tweet that like a lot of times he gets talked like his skin color gets brought up yeah he actually has like an ariana grande once tweeted like watch yourself before you say that shit because this man has an autoimmune disease you know what a jima i am you guys right now that i drink one margarita am drunk and my throat hurts from talking somewhat so i'm drinking camomile tea i love it i can't keep up with vpr do you think katie's going to still be my friend no i think so okay i'll bet i don't think you

drink enough for them no i definitely don't no deaf don't um another interesting thing which i don't if I believe, but Chaining Tatum is with Jesse Jay right now, the singer, and there is now like a rumor going around that he tried to hook up with a flight attendant on one of his flights. I don't know if I believe it. Why wouldn't I believe it? Yeah. Because why can't I believe that he's a good guy?

What makes him a bad guy if he wants to hook up with a flight attendant? Because he's dating Jesse Jay, babe. Oh, while he's dating her? Yes. Oh, maybe, yeah, that's not right. Don't try to be PC about it. Maybe it was just, like, corny on the flay, then. Maybe he was.

Okay. But without Jesse Jay, dating Jesse Jay. I'm not so into Jen, Jenna, Jenna, DeWan. Jenna, Dewan. I don't know. It's too much, like, fillers around, like, the upper lip bothers me. I mean, that's what bothers you about her? I swear to God, that's what bothers me.

I mean, did you see Kylie Jenner's face? I did, babe, but it also bothers me about Jenna Dewan. She also hasn't given me anything. life do you know what i mean yeah yeah like she's not entertained me like since step up like nothing yeah true um also i read this uh taylor t taylor swift is turning 30 or turn turning and she wrote this article for l like 30 things about turning 30 and a bunch of them were dumb but a bunch of them weren't and some of them are really like agreed with she wrote this one thing like um that i think i wrote once in my story on instagram that like um like a limited

things on social media that don't bring out like good in you like don't follow let's say Instagram models of every time you look at it you feel bad about yourself for example or another thing she turned off her comments because she said like on one hand yes I can get a comment that says oh my god like you queen you look fire but on the other hand I can get a comment that says you look like a rose pig alien cockroach and like the dried up and died and like go kill yourself so she she said i still want to be in instagram i still want to post pictures and and share things with you guys but i don't want to get the love or the hate like i don't need but she said like basically like i don't need the hate and i also don't need the validation like i want

to post what i want to post and i don't need to do it for the comments it's like good for her yeah good for her i get that because i think that like first of all if you look at like things that like the kardashians post and they get a lot of comments i've tried looking through it so much of it is not real it's like like like like you know it's like yeah I don't know if they go through I think that maybe two out of 20,000 comments is like something actually meaningful and for me for example like the messages that I get from my followers are what means a lot to me yeah um um the comments like it's obviously people tagging each other because I mostly post like um memes and stuff but that's cool

but I could see I could see her point in that and also I like that she said what vitamin she takes because I feel like now that I'm 30, I need to start taking vitamins, and I really want someone to tell me what to take. What did she say she take? She said she takes magnesium, which I know I should take because it, like, helps with anxiety and stuff and something else for anxiety, like Thianine or... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's called Thianine also, yeah. Yeah.

She said something about weight that I related to. She said I let go of the, like, hating every ounce of fat on my body. Yeah, and like accepting it. Well, she did... She did... Her figure grew into herself. She used to be just, like, really, really, like, skin. Lanky, yeah.

What's the word? Lanky. Oh, and now she's like a woman. She's all in. I like that, but I didn't know she had like, the thing is you get to know almost every woman or every person has issues with their body, wishes it was different, you know, wishes to see more results when they work out or eat well, has trouble eating. Not darn her in her own her hamburger. But we all do. So it's like we need to just accept it, not feel like it's just us.

Everyone's going through it. It's a day-to-day battle to try to feel our best, look our best, and we just can't be too hard on us. And just remember what's really important, you know? Yeah. And that's deep, babe. We really do sometimes. Sorry, you guys.

Didn't mean to, like, be deep for us back. That's all we got for this time. Thank you so much for listening. I had such a good time. Such a good day. Got Rayvans. Going to Miami tomorrow. Hey.

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