Not Skinny But Not Fat - The KUWTK Episode We’ve All Been Waiting For & Other Reality TV News.

Episode Date: July 9, 2019

As a certified bravoholic, I had to jump on the Summer House train, and damn I dig!  KUWTK’s cheating scandal reveal episode is finally here and boy...poor KoKo!   We’re hoping The Bachelorette picks up after last week’s lame “let’s recount everything that just happened and not air an actual episode” episode and Amanda answers YOUR questions.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is not skinny but not fat and I'm your host, Amanda, here to bring you the latest in all pop culture news, celebrity gossip, reality TV recaps, anything happening in Hollywood right now that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is not skinny but not fat. Hey, welcome to the not skinny but not fat podcast. I'm your host, Amanda, with my co-host, Cisager inaction. Are you. Thanks. No, I wanted you to say my name. Why? Because it sounds better when you say it than when I say it. Okay. I can understand that. Thank you guys for tuning into another episode of Not Skinny but Not Fat, the podcast. I do want to tell you guys that I'm just going to say, you know, like I do everything for you. My listeners. my followers.

I'm really confused. No, you don't know where this is going. No, I got really emotional the other day. I'm on my period. I'm emotional. Okay. And I want to start with this for a second. Okay.

So my followers on Instagram, if you just listen to the podcast, then I have an Instagram, not skinny, but not fat. For those who do follow me and for those who tune in, like I put in a lot of work and effort

and like care and love and like grind. And I'm asking you guys right now, those who haven't done it yet and if you're enjoying the podcast to take a minute now I'll wait go to Apple Podcasts rate the podcast

5 stars you can write a review like please do write a review maybe you want to do that later and just please do it no now I'm being I am being serious

because I do But you started off with you being emotional because you work so hard for everything No, because I don't ask my followers or my listeners for anything in return of all the hard work I put into making people laugh, giving people celebrity gossip, news, all that. And what I am asking for is, like, if we want to keep this podcast free, keep it going, like we need it to be fucking number one. You know what I mean? And to get that, you need to have people that are loving it and listening to it, reviewing it, and saying it's good. so that's what I need

I can't be doing it I need my listeners and my followers who are listening to please do that that's what I'm asking for I don't think it's too much to ask and when you're writing the review don't forget to say

Ariel is my favorite she loved that she got one shout out like in her life and she was like I understand why you like do Instagram because I really understood that one comment

I was like, oh, my God, my day's made. Yeah. It's so fun. It really is. It does keep me going, like for really keeps me going. So it's not true when I say that, you know, I just give, give, give and don't get in return. Because you do give me in return, A, the fact that you listen to the podcast and enjoy it, the fact that whoever follows me as well, follows my Instagram, you know, responds to things that I post, tags their friends like all those things like are what keeps you going keeps me and keeps my account

going like I didn't grow by myself I grew because people told their friends about it told their family about it like tagged people share things of mine like you know oh my god so with the other week when when I went down with Leo and my husband and I got paparazzi you really did get paparazzi which I wish I was I was Britney style spinning about the size of my ass no but what did I tell you that it's smaller iRL yeah and what else did i tell you people pay for that ish yeah did you just say ish yeah shit oh people pay for that ass yeah they do they really do no i know the whole cardassian i like did not pronounce their name for a second mm-hmm the whole kardashian family yeah pays for that no i know so i know and i mean listen there are picks that are

gonna come out and you're gonna look amazingly like thin and fit and hot and And they're paparazzi pigs that people take a view without your knowledge, like a celebrity. And I know, obviously, first of all, I was like, so apparently someone saw me on the street. I actually ran into a lot of my followers on the street and on the upper side specifically. Yeah, I know. Like it's happened multiple times. This is not the first time. But this is the only time, like, a lot of times people say hi.

Like I've never had, I don't think, my picture taken of my backside. And then sent to you. Yeah, but it was sweet because they. have a group of friends that um that all follow me and they she sent in the group and everyone was saying really nice things thank fucking god um or else they wouldn't have sent it to me obviously but um yeah so so even though the pick wasn't flattering the the whole thing that happened was very flattering yeah that is fun i mean dur yeah so yeah so going back to that obviously i don't mean that i don't get anything back i get a lot back i just really i'm asking you like

to do that. Like if you listen to the podcast, enjoy the podcast. If you listen on Apple podcast specifically, please do rate and review it there. Like it matters a lot. It does really matter. And I do want to keep doing this.

And like I said, keep doing this for free for you guys. And for that, like, you know, we are getting sponsors and, you know, all those things matter a lot. So that's all.

That's all I'm asking. So I really hope that all of you are listening right now do it. And now we can move on. Let's move on to better, more important things. This is important. I know, I know. I'm kidding.

Humor. Do you want to be out of a job? Humor. Out of a job. I'm fired every day and then rehired as needed. Oh my God, but really, you guys, let's spend a minute on, like, mental health. Mental health Fridays right now. Okay.

What's happening? No, because I need everyone to know the state of mind I'm in as we're recording. It is Friday afternoon. This podcast will come out Tuesday. Um, it's been a week for me and I got my period and I think it always goes together. It's like I'm more anxious around my period. Of course. It makes sense.

Your hormones are like, you know, high up and you're like, everything is like intensified from the week of your period. And I did write a story this morning on my Instagram saying that I wanted to complain about it was raining again in New York. And then I was like, you know what? Like put things in perspective, but like try to not just say it, but like do it. and then Ariel reminded me that I was just complaining.

Amanda cannot take her own advice. She just acted like such a brat right before we recorded. I had to put her in her place and she still acted like a brat. I had to remind her of what she said this morning. I'm like, you're preaching to your followers and then you literally act like a brat and don't put anything into perspective. I literally was like, we had to walk three more blocks than I thought and I was like going to die. She was like, I can't eat and I'm hungry and like I don't want to be here and everything's

heavy and I'm like you're wearing normal normal clothes your backpack isn't heavy like she was acting like a brat yeah can I blame my period yeah you can my point is like of course we can do our best to be like Kim people there are people that are dying and like remember that all the time but it's also hard to remember that all the time and it's hard to live by it you can easily be reminded you hear something horrible happens and you're like oh my god I guess my day wasn't that bad but it's but it's hard to live like that like if you can live like that and look at every day like the most optimistic and be like as long as I'm alive like everything's amazing we would all like no one would be depressed like everyone would be happy true but there

people have different issues and you know I can control my spinning mind sometimes and my anxiety so everyone who's listening don't feel bad if you can either like we can do our best but sometimes you got to be a fucking brat because you don't feel so great at that moment but can I just say something that I've read that has helped people. No, now I'm being serious. Now we're talking about mental health and you're having a shitty week and you're just like everything is negative

and everything sucks and there is some, there's like a people write gratitude lists. So you sit down and you write like everything you're thankful for. So whether it'd be like I can speak or like I'm at work or I have a job. I can speak.

Anything. Like you're able to say words. Some people aren't able to speak and say word. So like literally every any little thing like oh I have tape at my house like weird things any little thing. I have like better things than that. I know what I'm saying it doesn't need to be anything grand like oh I have a house and like any it can be like the smallest things. I have hair on my head like that kind of thing. And so people write them and if you start your day or like end your day by writing things that you're thankful for like it's all like mind. Your mind is crazy. So you'll end up somehow being more positive about things.

So that's something that like, I mean, just even thinking about that, I know that I'm grateful for so many things. I know. And if you write it down, then you kind of like make yourself put things into perspective, even though you can have your moments, but it's just, you know, for those who are having a shitty week. Yeah, but if you really have like a chemical imbalance or like an issue, then like you can write gratitude less all day. I know. No, that's different. But I'm talking about people where you're just having like a really bad week. you can't get yourself out of the funk.

Yeah, but I'm not just... Like, I have real anxiety. Like, I'm not just in a funk. Amanda, you're not getting my point. I know you have real anxiety. But you didn't have anxiety when you were being a brat before. It was just you not putting into it because... Okay.

Okay, since for some reason, what I posted this morning about putting things in perspective was reminded me of the episode of Kim losing her diamond earrings in the early seasons of the Kardashians and Courtney's saying... Kim, there are people that are dying, which she wasn't even my favorite then, like she is now. So we'll start with keeping up with the Kardashians. Yes. jealous. Stop.

Enough. That's it. We're done. So, first of all, IRL right now, they are in vacationing in Costa Rica, which I wonder if they're filming. I don't know. I mean, I would assume, but I don't know. Courtney is looking motherfucking hot I'm obsessed with her body

I'm obsessed with like how natural it is as opposed to her sisters I know And also like it's just like my goal body I know and I wonder if like Kimberly does a lot to her body But just like you know It's just not your cup of tea It's not my cup of tea

Corny's body Yeah Corny's body What do you mean A we know that Kim did a million butt implants and she probably did a tummy tuck because like something there doesn't look look to normal. We know that Chloe did shit to her body. We know that Kylie did shit.

So like, I mean, the most Courtney did, I think, would be like a laser, like. And I think maybe like a few fillers in her butt, like just to make it look like. Yeah, that's what I meant. I didn't mean laser like hair removal. You meant like a little bit here, a little bit there, fillers. Is that what you meant? I don't know. So anyway, so they're in Costa Rica.

Um, interesting fact aside from, uh, the, the state of their bodies is that, uh, Kim took her trainer. Is her name Melanie? Melissa. Oh, Melissa. For people who don't know this, Kim found her on Instagram. She liked her like in like, um, fitness, fitness routines. And she, she liked her like training style brought her from the east coast, from Brooklyn.

from freaking Brooklyn, where she was... And now she lives in L.A. She has almost a million followers. She has almost a million followers. I wonder if Kim, like, pays for her house. Like, you can't just fly someone out to L.A. for you if you're not, like, I feel like she has a monthly salary. Maybe she pays her, like, a yearly salary.

I'm sure she does. She doesn't pay her per session. No, no. She gave her an offer. But, like, you can't find a trainer in L.A. You move her from Brooklyn. I mean, you never know. She saw her in Instagram.

and she reached out. That's the actual story. Like, it sounds crazy. No, but she trained with her, I'm sure, a couple times before she moved for her. But I'm saying Kim Kardashian reached out to this no-one trainer in Brooklyn and then probably changed her life. Imagine getting a message from Kim Kardashian being like, hey, I require your services.

So, like, how do you choose this account? The way you search your explorer page, she probably was looking into fitness things. She popped up for her. life changer so she took her her trainer and her trainer's kid like to this trip which I wonder is for Kim to work out every day or because they're friends I think that it's probably to work out but also because they're friends at this point yeah they do become friends with like their employees they do so I think it's because they're friends and also to work out but the most interesting part of this is that it's Kim the trainer Scott and Courtney and I think Connie he's there but like not pictured because he's always like a ghost like can we just talk about like i know scott had his like lows and like he had really like bad things happened to him to his family and like deaths in the family and anxiety and everything but he like if there's anyone i'm jealous of it's a motherfucking scott like scott dysick yeah fell into this family do you know how corny met him

even like how how how did that happen i don't know how corny met scott i don't know how corny met scott i don't how Courtney Mets got 10 years ago. I don't know how, no matter what he did, he remained in the family. Everybody loves him. But it's more than that. It's a decision. It's a financial decision to keep him on the show, to keep him on payroll, to keep him in the family, to keep him part of vacations. It's like, it's a decision that is made. It doesn't happen like, no, but I'm saying I think it is because he is actually part of the family. Like, he is like they, he's best friends with Chloe. Everybody loved him. He's part of the family.

So they kept him on and also. He's interesting on the show. So, like, they wanted him on because he is. I mean, babe, this season, all the scenes are with MJ. And him. No, or with MJ, I'm saying. What do you mean? And him.

Like, doesn't he go visit her alive? That's what I'm saying. All of his scenes are with MJ. Yeah. Like, they're like, Scott, go to MJ, like, make an omelet. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, I don't know. Like, Scott needs to be, like, with a cane and, like, being a love.

and like not being like making omelets at MJs. Like giving her advice. It's just like weird a little bit. Like a girl's visier grandma, you know? Yeah. Well, I'm sure they do. They don't so much. You don't know that.

You don't know that. Do you watch the show? You don't know that. I watch the show. Do you watch the season? I know, but the show doesn't actually depict how much they do. They talk about it that they don't. They don't visit her enough.

I hate when you say just no. Yes, they do. No, they don't. I'm telling you they don't. they don't visit her enough. Okay. Not even Chris has time for her enough. They, like, brought her clothes, and I feel like they're, you know, they're into their own lives.

And it's weird for me whenever you see, like, Kylie and MJ, it's, like, so, like, I'm just, like, thinking, like, what is MJ thinking about this, like, creature of the sea? Like, that's, like, I don't know. This, like, creature, like, MJ, like, with her nails and her lips and her hair and the makeup and the, you know. It's just like, I wouldn't be able to look at her face. Like, I wouldn't be able to look at her face. I think you get so used to it that it's like. So today, Chloe posted a picture, which like I, which was so heavily either. I don't think she like overnight got like a gazillion plastic surgery, but the picture just didn't look like her at all because it was so probably photoshopped and face tuned and everything.

Yeah. So I put it up and just wrote like, wait, who is this? as a joke and so many messages I got being like, wait, who is this? Who is this? Are you going to tell us who this? And I'm like, are you guys being funny? There were articles written about it.

Yeah, and then I saw there was an article about it on the daily mail or whatever that people didn't know what the fuck it was. Yeah. That's crazy. She heavily, like, it's not only filters. It's like changes the photo completely. Ugh, it's just like, Chloe. I know.

Chloe. I know. I did want to talk about the past two episodes. so we um well the the last episode the one before last um was uh mainly focused on Kendall and Courtney's like fight they went to mammoth together corny's like trying to be cool in front of Kendall's friends and trying to be cool at her at Kendall's expense but it's kind of funny like we know this but to see it on the show like we know that corny hangs out with 20 year olds yeah yeah but then you see it on the show and it's like she's acting like a child she's like pick me

Yeah. She's like, she's like trying to be so cute. Yeah. She loves the attention. Yeah. And like, she does act like a 20 year old. And I can see how Kendall would be like kind of annoyed by it. Get your own friends. Get your own years old. 40 years old. But this past episode, which is we're recording on Friday. So it's going to be Sunday. We know it's going to go down. So this next episode. Yeah. It's going to be the episode. Which I just sent you a clip the other day of like Kylie. talking about talking to Jordan about it. It just looks so crazy. And I really related to that clip because in the clip, they're just talking about how at the beginning, which is so hard to think like before, but how at the beginning no one believed it that Jordan would do that because people had this image of her that was so like Kyla's friend,

her like loyal ass bitch. Like so that was the first thing they said like no one believed it was true like it couldn't be. And the second thing Kim said was like, how weird it is that Jordan isn't crying for forgiveness. Like, Kim was like, if I ever fucked up like that, I'd be at Chloe's door, like, every day, every day, begging, like, being like, please forgive me, which I want to say this as well, like, Tristan should have been sleeping outside Chloe's door.

Like, I hate when Jordan gets all the hate, but let's, let's just say for this, like, let's take when Chloe heard this, she even said in the clip, she's like, I know Tristan is capable of this shit. Like he cheated on me when I'm nine months pregnant When I was nine months pregnant I'm not surprised Like he's a piece of shit I'm glad you decided to break up with him

At that point that that finally broke her And then like next one up is Jordan Who like no one believed that she could ever do it And here she did it so Because I do agree with With you know people feeling like she got most of the heat I felt that too But when seeing the clip I understand more

That it's like okay Tristan not surprising you're a piece of shit like fuck off and then but Jordan Jordan who's like childhood friends child of the family of the family was apparently living in Kylie's house they were inseparable they had a show together like she was friends with every single person in that family yeah and she was capable of doing it and Kylie Kylie said something right and she's like I'm scared of you like what are you capable of if you're capable of this I don't know when Kylie speaks all I see is like like, I don't know, but she did say, what she said, she was like, and you wake up with a

smile on your face? It was like weird what she said. Yeah, but we don't know what actually happened. I don't know. Kylie's a, I can't think of her as a real person. I really can't. She is. She's not. She is. She's just, you didn't watch, but last episode before, before the, when the scandal breaks, it was so, uh, staged. Like, it was this whole thing about Kylie's new headquarters of Kylie cosmetics. Yeah.

And Chris like wants an office. But Kylie is like my office. Like this dumb shit. And all I took from that was this is Chris Jenner's company. That's what I felt like because Chris was so involved and you could tell like that Chris used Kylie's name and Kylie's like asset, which was the lips and you know.

And I really, really am sure that it's like, Chris's doesn't mind being behind the scenes, but like she should, she is, should be the billionaire because I'm sure she's the like business person behind this. She's the, you think Kylie understands exactly. That's what I'm saying. Babe, like literally they showed her in her office. What she was trying to do work on in her office was taking a picture, like a video of the product. That's what she does. She's like a, she's like an influencer of her own thing. I really don't think she did anything else.

Like, I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. Um, you guys will take a quick break and we'll be right back. Okay. this past episode of The Bachelorette. Bachelor nation, say what? Oh my God, no way. Oh, oh, oh my God.

I don't get it. Like, they've never done this before. Wait, sorry. This is coming out Tuesday. So the past episode. Oh, no. Well, it's last Tuesday. Yeah.

Sorry, guys. In the world of podcasting, we're recording Friday. It comes out Tuesday. We need a few days for editing the stupid shit, Ariel says out of the podcast. You are in another level today And I don't have patience Except like you're stuck with me for the whole day I'm going to leave

When? I live down the hall This second You're going to have to do this all me Later again So no, because I want people to know We mean like not yesterday's episode But the week before they did this like

Let's go through all the men episode. Let's go through every episode and every date. I hate when they do that. It just shows you they don't have footage. They don't have footage. And they're trying to drag it out. And it ain't that interesting.

I fast forwarded through all of it. Through all of it. Oh, we did. We did. I did too. The first half of the episode was Luke P. You thought he wasn't getting a rose. And he gets a rose.

And everyone's pissed about it. Then everyone fights about it. Then Hannah's like, everyone's fighting about it. Crying about it. Oh my, I'm doing such a good recap. and then it's like Hannah's so upset that Chris is like can you still do this and she's like well I don't know let's go through everything that happened from the back of the beginning so then they filmed they filmed that part after she already shows her final man so then that's

what happened you guys you don't have to watch an episode I literally just told you see everything that I do for you Amanda you always turn it back on you like it's me I'm perfect wait can we but then okay that well first of all you guys know this from past episodes Ariel tries to spoil the Bachelor for me, the Bachelorette because she reads reality steve. But don't say.

I won't say I won't say. I don't say I'm a bitch like that bitch. Amanda? Or like you? Amanda. Whatever. You think she didn't mean it? I think that it's like

it was probably like not intentional. I don't know. That's what I think. I had it done to me intentional before about Jackson, Brittany. I know. So this girl writes to me you know,

reality Steve now says that so-and-so wins and like I saw it and it's really upsetting but apparently reality Steve thought it was one person and then he changed to another person so that was not fun for me to read a spoiler but you know what I'm not even going to believe it I'm going to fart it out I'm going to forget it I'm going to whatever and I'm just going to keep watching but there was another drama with one of the cast members was one of the contestants contestants cast members contestant go on jet who i thought was cute and then i found out he was in this like nashville like take off your shirt and like sing and dance sort of chippendale thing and then um something came out

this week yeah his girlfriend his ex-girlfriend came out that she was dating him up until he was literally on the plane going to the bachelor and she put up um text messages between them saying like you know, I love you. You're the life of my life. I'm doing this. Like, I'm going to talk to you in the plane. And then basically he just told her, I'm doing this to advance my career.

But we're going to come back and we're going to be stronger than ever. And probably he hasn't come back yet. He's probably, yeah. Like, probably after the show, like we don't know. Maybe he's on there. Maybe he's not.

We don't know if he gets eliminated when or anything. But the only reason she came out with it is because obviously he didn't go back to her. He didn't go back to her. He didn't go back to him. He's a big giant asshole. He's a big giant asshole. But what's not so surprising is that I remember on his one-on-one with Hannah,

she was like something about the right reasons. And he basically was like honest sort of. Not honest, but he was like, I did come here for to advance my career. Yeah, yeah. And like he's like a singer, like something. something musician um and he's like but then i saw you and like fell in love with you or like liked you a lot but he never mentioned a girlfriend no i know but i'm saying even that is like red flag red flag red flag like if literally someone was like i came here to like build my brand but then

you changed it and now i'm here for you i'd be like i don't buy it find your way out right no i would so i would eliminate him just so he can't build his brand any further you know like he's still bringing real building his brand right now for you to say building his brand i don't know i'm having trouble speaking right now yeah i got to stretch i got to do the mouth yoga he's um i would i would eliminate him because i would be like um that's not really believable that you came here for one thing and now all of a sudden you're not interested in that thing like you're obviously here because of that right which is like every contestant on the I was going to say, I feel like at this point on The Bachelor, when Instagram didn't exist in social media and getting like Insta famous didn't exist, then I would say people are going for the right reasons.

But because we live in such a world where somebody can have a full-time job on being on Instagram, then they're coming to be to do that. I would go to do that. I can find love not on The Bachelor. Thank you very much. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I would go to do that. too if I was single I'd go build my brand I'd go and be like great if I like fall in love with the bachelor and great if I just build my brand yeah great if I stick around and build my brand

because like imagine like so many people went to build their brand but like ended up like engaged I know what I'm saying but that's because they probably really fell in love if you're making it to the last few you're in love you know so if you're single and you're going the real reason is like not to find love you're going to build your brand and if you fall in love with the Bachelor or Bachelorette. Like, that's also great, too. And they're usually pretty good looking. So that shouldn't be a problem, you know?

Yeah. Yeah, well, we know that I love Cassie and Colton, the latest export of The Bachelor of Franchise, the weirdest export, because they're not engaged, they're not married, they're not living together, they're not anything, as we know. They just keep on being, well, he keeps on being very, very gooey on Instagram. Oh, my God.

you guys can't believe you won't even guess what Cassie's wearing it's something so crazy bossy bitchy school girl camp girl like nerdy sexy she can do it all she can do it all and then it was so funny because i saw a pick on instagram of them too with a caption being like i love you that's all and i thought it was colton so i put up like mom emoji you make me so happy and i love you like something so then then i realized it was her and i was like wait oh my god i thought it was colton just because it was like so lame yeah yeah but then he commented on it quote unquote when are you guys getting married oh my geez louise what is that comment i don't know like i wonder what's happening there because like they're not getting married ever and and joking about it i feel like

it's such a coping mechanism for him because like think about none of the none of the couples are doing that even those that were engaged for years and like haven't gotten married at jojo and jordan like them him making fun of it like dude too soon to make fun of it like you're not together for that long you're also not living together you're also not living together you guys are not engaged like nothing's happening like so that comment is like I feel like it's him to him yeah yeah sort of like and legit he wants to know also no he really wants to know and I also feel like he would be married to her 100% already 100% And she just goes and gets more Botox and more fillers.

And, like, she's 23 years old. And I'm sorry that won't stop pissing me off. Move your fucking face. You're 23. Right. No, 100%. It just pisses me off. But it's not only her.

It's every single bachelor person that doesn't move their face. They go in moving their face and they come out with an unmoved face. It's too much. It's really weird. It's like, it's become like a fetish for me. Like, when I see four headlines on someone, I like, I love it. Like, show me foreheadlines. I've noticed that.

I've also, like, now we've paid attention to four headlines. And if, like, it doesn't happen when you smile. Like, we had, um, Erin Foster on and she had forehead lines. Yeah, mad four headlines. Like she. In the best way. And the best way. And like, she's 36 or something.

She didn't touch her face aside from a no job. Um, so yeah, we've talked about this a lot. I'm sure there are a lot of people who are pro this kind of thing. And I'm not like, do what you want, your body, your life. I just think that the purpose of it is like wrinkle filling or lifting and those things should be done in moderation and should be done when they need to be done, I feel like. I think the key word that you said need to be done because like, no, but no one needs like Sharon Stone doesn't need, but she can like fill some wrinkles if she wants. No, I'm saying when they need, when you're older, not when you're a baby. Okay.

That's what I mean. I mean, okay, you guys, we're going to take a quick break and be right back. So I did the unthinkable. And first of all, you guys, as you guys know, catching up a VPR for a year already, what feels like a year, I took a little baby hiatus. I'm on episode 20 of season seven

because I just don't want it to end. That's like plain and simple that I'm just like stepping away and I'm step back in and like at least I'll be closer to when season eight comes out which is probably like next year. So how many episodes are there in season seven?

Like they're 25 totals. I have like five more and then like three reunions. Like I still have ways to go. Oh like eight episodes. Yeah. But so I took a baby hiatus and then I put on

season three of Summerhouse and everyone's been telling me to watch that and like Southern Charm and like God, there's just so much shit to watch. But I wanted to see a little bit of what Summer House is about and I wanted to see this cast. Do they have different casts every summer? Well, they add and like delete. They add and subtract depending on. Which like somebody asked me like what a reality show I'd want to go on and like for some reason I'm not sure of my answer but like if I were to go on a reality show like summer house is just like because I'm thinking house in the hamptons or the pool sounds fun but I don't want to be surrounded by all those douchebags like you don't okay sentences that come out of male cast members include

wait you didn't finger banger yet like what does that mean I don't even want to know but like I don't know what that means I don't associate myself with like people that say that kind of shit but like you know what it means maybe approved okay whatever I'm just saying like yeah you haven't said that probably or like her dude it's just like those dudes are so not dudes that i would ever want to be around and like some of the girls like um actually most of the girls uh i don't know what they say like oh no no i'm just saying like there are cool girls on it and i don't understand how they can be around dudes that talk like that right it's like frat boy oh my god yes so fraud boy but it is kind of enjoyable like a like each season only has like 10 13 episodes um and i put

it like in the background and it's just like um it's it's it's enjoyable and they all like work during the week and go to the hampton said it relatable because no one's like detached from their life they work all week and they talk about their jobs a lot like oh my god had a bad you know work at work at work at work i didn't make my quota like all this shit and And they drive up to the Hamptons every weekend. And it's not like the most. Like I feel like I'm sorry, but when we take Airbnb's are nicer than that house.

Really? Like it's a big house, but it's not like a fancy house. Yeah. But I like fancy. I like fancy. But I've been trying to search for houses for us and like, I love Airbnb and the Hamptons.

But we've done it only in December when we can afford it. Like seriously December 27. No, but I like, also it doesn't have to be the Hamptons. It could be any big house with the pool. But anyway, I do recommend it for a nice little watcheroo. But I mean, there's just so many.

Like, I do want to see what Southern Charms about. I do want to see. I actually, yeah, there's also like below deck. I don't mean, there's just so many. And like as a certified bravaholic, I feel like I should be more in the, in tune. I think the only one that actually matters is VPR. And housewives.

And housewives. Those are the mega stars of Bravo. Yeah. By the way, I saw on Instagram that Andy Cohen is going to be getting a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2020. Really? Yeah. I know. Okay. I don't know.

I don't know either. Like happy for him, but I don't get it because. It's weird because I was at the Hollywood Walk of Fame when I went to my trip to L.A. And I, like, vomited. It was so disgusting. It was kind of like a Times Square. It's grosser than Times Square. If you can imagine, it's grosser than Times Square.

But it's like, I'm saying it's the same idea. Like, it's not like it's so many tourists and stuff. Oh, yeah. I want to tell you guys that during the break, I went to the kitchen, gnashed on pretzels and hummus, and then deserted with a Ferreira Roche. Is that what that was? I mean, it's, you didn't even offer me one.

I was standing right next to you. Because you were eating frozen coconut. I got coconut and you didn't say, like, want one. You would usually offer me one. I feel like the fact that I'm like, that I'm Cade Mawson can eat whatever I want right now. It doesn't mean like you're feeling it. No, babe, I don't.

I feel disgusting. I don't know what's happening. Stop me. No, but I wanted, I don't know. Now I'm thinking back on it and I'm really offended you didn't offer me one. Because I thought you wouldn't want one. Maybe I give me the option. Do you want one now?

No, I don't want one. I don't know, you guys. There are some weeks that you like eat really well and like all this shit. And there's some weeks that you're like, it's just there's a fine line between like letting go. And then you'll be like, fuck. and then, or just being like, okay, like, I'm, you know, a little bit. I feel like you need to not spin about it. Like, I've gotten to a boy in life.

Have you? Okay. Real talk, you guys. A month ago, she did Adkins and lost 10 pounds in two days. That was the extreme. And she wouldn't eat, like, I slipped her a breadcrown while she was sleeping, just, like, ruin her Adkins. And all of a sudden, she's like, hmm.

Be what you want. like you need to like let it go you know I can't speak today but you need to just like let it go forever no just like are you jameela jamealing yeah like just be healthy yeah and then if you have a bad day fine and then be healthy like try to just be consistent with yourself feel good don't obsess over it have your dinners have your snacks like you know what I mean yeah like with jamila jameel like she's like steak skinny and like going around the world being like stop fat shaming so it's kind of hard for me to take it i take her so seriously but i can't take her 100 because i'm like gain 20 pounds and then come back with this that's how i feel like you need to

be like i want an advocate for this to be like not supermodel skinny yeah and like she does flashbacks at times that she was heavier because of like medication and stuff like that but generally i feel like she's a thin person um but i do enjoy seeing on Instagram when there are accounts that say it how it is. And you told me the other day about an account that I follow as well that puts up like a cute little recipe, which is funny because I always look at like food blog recipes and I never make anything that they make. I know you just want to make everything.

You just want to make everything, but you don't. But yeah, it's good to see positive role models out there like eating well, not obsessing, not being like you said like stick thin yeah um and i mean that is my goal too i mean i think everyone has most women unfortunately do have body image issues and issues with with their bodies i have friends that are skinny and think they're fat and needs to lose weight you know like it's every girl struggles with it that's how it is so don't be hard on yourself and you know if you struggle with it, know that most of us are, and just try as much as you can to love yourself, to accept your body, to try to be healthy if that's what makes you feel good and just do your

best. And we all have days where we're like feeling better, feeling worse. Amen. In other news, Lauren Bushnell from the Bachelor franchises engaged. I was going to say right now. Really? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm really happy for her. Yeah, she's cute. She's a cute Instagram person. She is cute and like I feel like Chris has like shown like her and Chris have like they brought out the best in each other like you see her personality. She's like being funny all the time in the videos that he puts up. Um, and they seem like a good match. He seems like really funny and cute actually and it'll be good. But was there anything Brittany this week? There was the new video with the like twirl, um, hip dip. Which I did. Don't think it was as good as my first video. Really don't. But there was another workout video where we all noticed that it seemed edited.

Like in the workout video she was wearing two different pairs of shorts, two different yoga mats. Like it was definitely like edited together from two days, which is fine. That doesn't make her weird. It's just like a weird thing to do. Like, why? Are you a fitness coach? Are we like, Brittany, please put up your routines? Maybe people are asking for it.

It's like the weirdest routines. She's like kicking her leg up. And then she's like, no, she's a very fit lioness, as Sam, her boyfriend calls her. We're just wondering what's happening. We're wondering about her black eye makeup. We're wondering about her hair extensions. We're just wondering. But I did want to answer your guys' questions this week.

Ariel? Yes. Do you want to do the honors? I really do. Okay. Let's get personal with not skinny but not fat, a.k.a. Amanda.

Okay. I have vetoes. I'll be like, veto. Okay. So first question, are you ready, Amanda, for your kids? Q and day. I'm ready. Okay. So when did your obsession begin with celebs? Legit. I spoke about this on a podcast that I was on a few weeks ago and I think I said it really nicely when I heard it. I was like, damn girl, you said that really nicely. You know as my sister,

I've always been obsessed with the celebs. Yeah. Like literally from like when those people in American I are like, since I remember myself, like a thing. Like that's how I was. celebrities. The thing is I used to not own it and like be a little bit embarrassed about it or feel a little bit insecure about it or think that it wasn't smart or it made me superficial and shallow. And I think I since starting my Instagram and, you know, knowing that I'm not the only person that cares about it and so many people do. And just becoming more comfortable with myself, I really just, you know, wear a t-shirt that says, like, I am a celebrity junkie. I love this shit.

I live for it. Whatever. And we live in such a world where it's, like, so accepted now and they're all over the place. Yeah. It's different than what it used to be when you, like, were first really obsessed with them in the whole life. Yeah, I think I was always kind of owned it, but I think I was also kind of, like, wait, everyone around me is, like, into politics and, like, reading books.

And I'm, like, unjust Jared. like saying what's up. But it was always my dream to like be an e-news, like, correspondent and like... It's going to happen one day, babe. I hope. Next question. Yeah. Which a lot of people ask is, what do you do for a living?

Not including making my Tuesdays, fun and exciting. Okay. Thanks for reading that. So many people want to know what my day job is. So I actually have a part-time gig and I freelance. Yeah, your life is really exciting. Yeah. I'm a hussla, baby.

You're a hustler. Yeah. Your hand is in a hundred different jars, cookie jars. Hats. No, you wear different hats. No, can you say my hand, my, you've got your hands everywhere. No, my mom calls me, like, that I have tentacles. I'm like an octopus.

Yeah. Yeah. So luckily, I have a schedule where I can and do have time for my Instagram and for my podcast because if I worked, you know, a full-time job nine to seven, then I'd get fired for being on my phone all day. Yeah. And also I wanted to say that I was once reading a research thing, that people that do many different things are,

I forgot the high percentage that is, more likely to be millionaires. Oh, so when you are. I mean, the thing is I always dreamed of not having a nine to five. And I was always like, whatever I can do to not have a nine to five, which is a nine to five. it's like nine to six nowadays nine to seven like that's all i hated was like the hours that people forced you to be like i never said i want us to stay home all day i just didn't like

the forest hours and the fact that i managed to like find a couple gigs that kind of like work together and work with my um you know my instagram and my podcast and make me have time for that is like a knock on wood perfect and i literally thank the lords every day yeah next question What's next after the final series? I think they mean the final season of VPR. Oh. Like what am I going to watch next? Yeah.

So I'm going to, I think, continue with Summer House. I might have to try to dig into Southern Charm, too. Not going to follow you on that road. Okay. What else do I have? Like below deck that I don't watch. I guess like the Bravo shows. Maybe I'll start like Real House Waves at Beverly Hills from the beginning.

I think that's that that could be cool. Next question is what inspired you to start this page? It was actually one of those things that I mean, I've always been into writing and blogging and I had like a weird fucking blog once. I try to create a website once. I have journals, piles of journals since I was seven. It's not like one day I wanted to write. like I've always so I think when we when I moved from Israel to New York and I was having kind of a rough patch and um you know reading all that you know funny like me when memes started

being a thing on Instagram I just be like wait I like have these kinds of ideas all the time and I could like write them um why don't I do that and was one of those like you can't fall asleep thoughts and I think I the first thing I thought about after what I just said was the name like the name just came to me yeah and I thought it was so perfect. I was like, it's one of those things where I'm like, write it down before you forget. Like, write it down before you forget. And then the morning I did it. And I had no plans of it like becoming like having a massive following. Like, I don't think I spoke about it like that. I was just like, I want to do that too. Like I can write. Like I have these ideas in my head that

I feel like people could relate to. And I've always written in different places, different mediums. So I found the medium for me for real. Yeah. I remember. like it was like the day after or the day of whenever you opened your account maybe a week later and Courtney Kardashian liked your picture and then I know I knew I made it no but the thing is is that I remember like it was such a great moment I remember exactly where I was what I was doing where I was walking I think then we realized that like the power of it that like you can be exposed to like mega celebrities Courtney Kardashian got to your post and it was like at the 12 followers Yeah, you were like not even.

Yeah. So, yeah. Next question is your favorite TV show, even though, like, we know what you're going to say. Well, Vanderpump Rules? Yeah. Well, I love Vanderpump Rules. Yes. But I don't know.

Yeah, right now I would say Vanderpump Rules is my favorite TV show. Yeah, I mean, I would agree. That's all you watch all day. But, like, obviously, like, Friends is like my favorite TV show. Yeah, but I think we're talking more like celebrity reality world. Yeah. What's your ultimate? career goal.

So that's interesting because I put up the other day about Ariel Vanderberg that she got like a gig like hosting Love Island or something. And I don't actually personally know her. It was just one of those things that I came across that I was like happy for someone that I don't know because I know just seeing them her and her boyfriend Matt Cachele who they're both like trying actors for years and they were on Vine and Instagram. So it's it's fun to see someone get a break. And you were saying when we were talking about it that like she's so excited about like hosting Love Island, but she actually wants to be in like movies and blah, blah, blah. So that's like the same thing for me. Like I don't know what my, what's the question again? Career goal. Career goal is because I think that opportunities can arise and there could be something exciting around the corner that you don't even know what it is. But it's obviously would be something that's connected to to this part of my life. I mean, I feel like if I

I would to answer the question for you. It wasn't a good answer. No, it was. But I feel like career goal, like what you would like most want to do is a obviously keep going with your Instagram and keep it growing, but also be a host on like E or one of like that's your dream, right? And then like one day host the red carpet and ask people questions. I mean, the thing is like I see you doing that.

the thing is like I said like I was always into like I said writing and I was always into acting and I was always into hosting these are things that I've always been excited about and now when I have a platform and a brand then you're like wait maybe it can happen one day like maybe you know opportunities can arise so I'm just saying that I would be happy with any like any opportunity that even comes my way now I get excited about so my goal is to obviously, like, keep this brand not skinny but not fat going, hopefully make it full-time one day and see what kind of exciting opportunities come from it. Your next question is, is what was the moment that you set to yourself that you made it?

I don't think I made it yet. You definitely didn't make it yet. We got big lands for you. One mill, a mill, a millet, a millet, a millet, legit. No, I definitely, first of all, there are days, like with any job and any career that you're like, wow, I'm amazing, good for me. And there are days where you're like, I can do better and like beat the competition and like grow and you could do more. So I think it depends on the day. Like there are days I can say, fuck yeah, I made it.

Like I have all of my followers. I have this great podcast that I love doing. And this whole thing that keeps me going. but I think that there's more work to be done and more room to grow. Good answer, Amanda. Good answer. Very professional. Thank you.

So next question is, when are you going to apply for Sir TomTom, since you're already best friends with the cast? Kind to am, kind to am. Legit, asked me 10 years ago, I legit would have. I think, like, I'm not cut out to be a waitress right now, to be age. I know. And also, like, my experience at Sir, like, they ain't going to hire me there. No, I feel like you could be a hostess.

I could be a hostess. You could be a hostess. You know, I would be like, hey, honey. No, you wouldn't talk like that, but, you know. You could be, I could see you hostessing. Yeah. And then Lisa coming in being like, hello, Amanda. Oh, my God, I'd be so petrified.

Can you do the English accent? No. Please. Just. No. How would she greet? you no how would she greet you come on lisa vanderpump let's go actress i did do british accent yes you can i don't i heard you say that can you just say hey amanda

no i'm not saying hello amanda please no i'm literally not moving on until you do hello amanda if you're like what's her name oh my god bradley's wife oh irina shake Oh. Yes. Bradley. How do you get into that role very quickly? Because I look like a girl. No, I don't.

I really don't, you guys. Don't even for a second thing that I think I do. But yes. My favorite question here is, are you skinny as a needle? Yes. Of course I'm skinny as a needle. Is that even a question? As a needle.

I'm skinny as a needle. Can't you guys see? Dirk. That picture was like 50 pounds. It's heavier than what I look like. So, not a question, but you're the only Insta story I turn my volume on for. Oh, how did that slip in there? I don't know.

You just kind of circled it. Fave Israeli restaurant in New York City. Yeah, let's give some recommendations here. I'll give a few. Well, not Israeli, but Mediterranean. There is a bourbon. there is 12 chairs there is hummus place yeah barbunia 12 chairs hummus place and mogadol mogadol mogadol is really good and then let's wrap this up with what do you actually think is going on

with brittany i actually think that like most like a lot of other um this happened to a lot of other people but I think what happened with Justin Timberlake broke her whenever that was in 2000, whatever the fuck. I think that was her turning point. I think that's what got her mental break, her first mental break. And I think she's never come back really from her first mental break. So whether it's like we talked about in other times now, if it's being on medication, being off medication, like, you know, them trying different cocktails on her or her even trying recreational. drugs in between and like being that's it like she went through the motions already she's been hospitalized in psychiatric units like you don't really come back as she's not going to be old

brittany anymore you know what i mean right right so i'm saying that's what i think her first mental break was and i think now she may be in this place where she's really trying to prove to the world that she's okay but it's coming off like you're not really not okay yeah but you know i fucking love her and like i do think that a few like exterior touchups would like help her like easy on the like black eyeliner no hair extensions do a bob like even do a mom bob like let's use your normal hair like even if you do have hair extensions how about like let's pay for some good hair extensions like you don't get it like you don't get why I don't get it yeah um thank you guys for all of you that submitted your questions I'm sorry if I didn't

answer yours I picked the ones then what is it I literally had red circles I Thank you guys for listening. Thanks, Ariel, for being my, I mean, I didn't have a choice guest this week. You're a such a bitch. I'm just kidding. Thank you to the Podglomerate Network for producing and editing my show. And listening, of course. And listening right now and wanting to kill themselves.

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