Not Skinny But Not Fat - Three Bitches One Podcast: Kelly Keegs Joins NSBNF

Episode Date: April 23, 2019

In this pee-your-pants episode of NSBNF, Kelly Keegs from the Whine With Kelly podcast joins Amanda and Arielle for 7,000 Mimosas and dishes with them on all things Bachelor Nation, The Jonas Brothers, and the Kardashians. She even shows the girls their first ever dick pic. You don’t want to miss this episode, and don’t forget to bring a change of underwear.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is Not Skinny, but Not Fat, and I'm your host, Amanda, here to bring you the latest in all pop culture news, celebrity gossip, anything happening right now in Hollywood that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is Not Skinny but Not Fat. Hi, guys. Welcome to the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. Podcast. I cannot do that. I'm Amanda, your host, joined today by my co-host, Cisterd-Dareel. Ariel. And we have a special guest, Kelly Kiegs. Here I am. I'm here. I'm in the place. I've got a Mimosa. I also love Cicajer. That's a great. I am the Cisterger. That's amazing. It's great, but she's also like trying to monetize me. I'm trying to be Chris Jenner one day. No, like that's fine. That's what I'm saying. That's how bitches make money. Like you make money that way.

She's so honest. I get the 10% one day. But at least like 10%. Like she's not going to that's what I'm saying. But whatever, man. Like you got to do what you're going to do. You got to, you've like take advantage of your siblings as much as you can exactly she's really and then a what do i call you angelica i call her angelica she's an angel she really supports me she was my fan before anyone even she was my only follower that's one follower that's amazing i know oh that's good and i'm amazing because i bring you to like everything i do yeah and kelly you share it you know equally is amazing do you have siblings i do have younger brother is he your brother actually he's my shit he wishes he was my brother's right he is my shit he just turned 21 yesterday I know no he's in he's in college still because I'm

seven years younger than me which is kind of crazy college of charleston shout out to him wait so he's such a little seven years so you're 28 yes oh you're younger I am oh my god I thought you guys were way younger by yeah I actually just I turned 28 in December um yeah my brother just turned 21 like I'm in ago. I face-timed him. I was in Japan when he turned 21. So I facetimed him like, Japan time. And he's like, just go back from dinner. Like had a bunch of margs. Like whatever. And I was like, oh, yeah. Baby's first marg. Like, sure. Okay. Yeah. I was like, you're in college that you have to wait till you're like a senior to like drink. No, you don't. You don't have to wait until you're at a bar. Yeah. But that's crazy.

But Kelly, you have a podcast. I do. Wine with Kelly. What a good name. Thank you. How did you come over there? Well, you know, I, I, I always laugh about it. It's wine with Kelly spelled W.H. I mean, I complain all of the time. Like, all I do is complain literally. You bitch for a living. I bitch for a living. I'm pretty negative.

Didn't somebody say that to you once? Which I stole it. I was like, I might steal that shit too. I'm not crediting that person too. Like, whatever they said it, I took it in passing. Like, you took it in passing. Like, you took the insult and then you're like, you turned it into a positive. So, yeah, it's literally that.

And then also I drink a shit ton of wine. I'm always hung over or drinking. And so, yeah, just had to put my name in it because I'm a narcissist. and that was basically the end of it. Wait, does wine give you a hangover, though? It depends on the wine. It depends on the white wine. I'm almost always giving me a hangover if I drink too much.

Oh, you drink red wine. I drink red. I'm a seasonal wine drinker, which I know is like not. Winter red. Yeah, winter red, summer white, champagne all the time. Rose. Roseanne will give me a hangover too. Really?

Really, it just depends on like how much of it I have. I can usually drink like a bottle and be okay. Oh. After like, I'm a seasoned bitch. Kelly is like a very tiny. So the fact that you can drink a bottle It's a lot, yeah, people So I was out with, I was out with friends recently

I'm like drunk off the two Sips of Mamosa I swear I am no you're not You drink like eight marg's On the day's like you're not drunk Off a sip of Mamosa It depends though sometimes different Sometimes different things hit you differently Like you never know I had a couple bantam bagels

On my way up here Shout out Shark Tank Oh my God Wait what? Who? Have you? Oh my God Do you watch Shark Tank number one? No I do But what's Phantom bagels? No, Bantam bagels Do you remember when they came on

It was honestly only like the real ones to know this because I watched so much Shark Tank. They have their cream cheese filled like bagel bites and they sell them at Starbucks now. Like they were on, they were like on Shark Tank. It sounds like a ball filled with cream cheese. It's a bagel ball filled with cream cheese. That's like a donut bowl. Yes. Bagel.

It's like a jelly filled donut but bagel and cream cheese. I'm imagining a cake pop filled with. Sort of. But they're like by themselves. They're not on sticks. Wait, what did you think then about the sliced bagel in San Luis? Oh, my God. So I really didn't have that many thoughts on it when I saw it.

You were like, why are people turning it out? It turned into such a thing. I was like, oh, my God, I didn't know. I was like supposed to have an opinion on it. But then I thought a little bit more about it. And I was like, honestly, it looks great for like spreading stuff. Yeah, people were like, I don't even know what. For no reason.

Did you see the towel thing, like the amount of towels you have to have in your house? No. Oh, my God. My guy, yeshire Ali, I think it's his, how he pronounced his name. He, like, tweeted something absurd. He was like, you have to have like a minimum of 50. towels in your house and he like listed out how many towels and then Chrissy Tegan picked it up and was like what the fuck is this oh my god like I have not enough towels in my house I definitely

don't have enough towels in my house I for sure don't or the Kylie egg thing which I don't even know what it was but it became so huge the egg like the most followed egg or some shit what is that what is it even I don't know where's egg now bitch literally where is the egg now how have they monetized it they have 15 million followers and what the fuck and no advertising no they're just they're not seizing the day on that we're hitting sisterage are on that right We are hating. Cisterger, get on the egg. Like, you need to, she's not making enough money.

Get on the egg. Monetize that. No, but you know what? I've noticed lately, which I know sounds like I'm saying it just because I'm not at millions of followers, but I, A, I've told you this before. Remember when I told you that my 100 felt like a million? Yeah. Because it's quality over quantity.

No, 100% true. While Kelly's staring at my 100 balloons. I've been looking at it like jealous as fuck. I'm not even close. I have like 13. No, but you know, it would be lamer. I'm going to change. that like to a million no to every number so now it's one oh no when it goes get to one 20

you'll change the zero you'll change the zero we're not going to get carried away I'm proud it's all me yeah you like from the beginning Kelly has a following on Twitter right so you like right Twitter yeah Twitter is where where my shit is like I I have my Instagram's okay I'm actually not great at Instagram I'm a really good Instagram stalker so like that's good but um and my Instagram stories are pretty much just like me talking to myself and also screenshots of Spotify songs so that's really not that great but um like literally as we speak that's like all that's all that is wait what's your last Spotify song that you screenshot um right now it's that it's the new it's like out of my head it's Khalid and John Mayer it's like that new new new new I don't think of the new

album on Friday it came out oh it's so good don't we love Khalid I love Khalid I feel like I just got that yesterday I love Khalid all his songs are so good everyone's really loving Billy Ellis now Billy Elish I'm obsessed of Billy Elish so she's 17 do you know that I don't told that I look like her a few times. Actually, you kind of do. Now that you say that. Who is Billie Eilis? She's like a musical artist. She's amazing. She's 17. Where did she come from? Like, no, like, she's

popped about it in her. She's been around for a couple of years. And being up to date. I just like, I get my information here. She's, she's been around for a couple of years. I like her a lot. I think, I'm trying to think how many years ago, but she has a song Ocean Eyes that like my friend at work, like, three years ago used to sing to me all the time. And I was

like, like, as a joke because I blew eyes. And I was like, my God, yes, whatever. Was it a guy? Was he hitting a new? No, it was like one of my girlfriends was like, oh, Ocean Eyes, like Kelly. Shut up, shout out, Kathleen. And so since then I was, I've been like kind of how one eye on Billy Eilish. Like, oh, where is this bitch?

Like, what's up? And she is, first of all, her Instagram handle is like, where the avocados or something, which is cute. It's adorable. Isn't that cute? Her middle name is something crazy. Her middle name is like, like. Billy Elish. And I said Elish.

I'm trying to think. Sorry. I'm trying to think. But she was the cute girl I put up. She got so excited Justin Bieber was following her. Oh, I have no idea what we're talking about. Oh, and you don't watch my stories. Okay, A, one, she doesn't know who Billie Eilish is and she's like all over pop culture right now.

Two, you don't watch my stories you didn't see. I watch every single one of your stories. I don't remember this. Because I follow her back, I see her a little picture. Her own face pop up, right, of course. I went into her Instagram and followed myself. Of course, like, of course. Do you ever go on and like your own posts through it?

I do that shit all the time. I feel like I've done that before, but I had to follow myself. No, she was like, you don't my sister. No, because sometimes on my feed, like, I'm looking to see, like, what's up, you know? Of course. And I can know what's up with you. Oh, okay. Can I just quickly again, like, bring it back to Billy Eilish?

I need to tell you her full name. Okay. It's Billy Irish, Pirate Baird O'Connell. No, you're lying. Okay, I'm sorry. Her parents are, like, tree-huggers. That's literally her name. Also, she has, like, blue-ass hair.

Like, she, she's... Wait, her, she was named that? That's her name. Say it again. Say it again. Billy Elish, Pirate-Bird O'Connell. Pirate? Pirate. Pirate as in, like,

Wait, maybe pirate beard? Like, but it's spelled B-A-I-R-D. So I'm thinking, I mean, Pirate Beard would be fucking, like, not that that's not absurd already. I think she's from, like, a really hippie fam. Has to be. Oh, I know. Oh, I know she is. She's from L.A. She's from L.A. I know she is. You know why? I saw this thing on her, and she was saying that she didn't go to a regular school.

I think she was, like, homeschooled with her brother. They were taught to, like, make music before they were taught, like, the ABCs. Yeah. Like, for real. No, that's, I'm literally reading it on her Wikipedia pages as we speak exactly what you just said. Kelly, I get very mad at Ariel when she, like, serves the internet while we pod. Oh, my God. So you're piss at me right now? Don't be mad.

I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to confirm what you're saying. I do. However, she has mainly Irish and Scottish ancestry. And apparently she, like, learned both of those, like, I guess she has an accent or some shit. I mean, how can you be so. I'm sure she's like a musical genius. She is. And, you know, it's really nice to see that she's getting so much love.

Like, every celeb has been like, um, everybody loves her. Storing her, Spotify screenshotting. Justin Bieber started following her and she like literally was dying. She's like, I love Bieber. So the end of the day, Billy Elish is just like any other 17-year-old. No, she's, yeah, she's perfect. I'm pretty much, yeah, pretty much all in on her. You're all in on her.

I just like I'm not a fan of the name. I just don't. She doesn't go by that all the time. You don't need the rest of the name. You don't need the rest of that. She's all be okay with that. I'm just thinking like the Kardashians name, their children's name, same truth. Like it's the same thing, pirate beard eyelash.

What is? that she's cool her like okay fine she's way cool yeah she's way cool her than a cardash kids speaking of did you see the first episode you told me it was boring so i thought i didn't have to be caught up for this episode no because what abs man what abs i did so the the cardatchezing promo for like the season itself was amazing but wait kani us is in the testimonials what do you mean the the promo all about the cheating oh well true true i guess so but like they're gonna make wait until episode 10 season finale it's so true yeah no so this yeah no so this This season, okay, so because I watched, I'm like, oh, you're so good, congratulations.

I have to make that, no, it was like a very conscious decision. Like, I need to watch this. I need to know what's up. I know it's not going to be, you know, the Jordan, Tristan scandal, episode one. I know it's going to be lame. So it is, it was. It was kind of also lame that Kanye is part of the interviews now. He's like with him.

I agree. Yeah, no, I saw he's in the testimonials. Did you hear his reason? It's so weird. Isn't like dragon fly. He watched the movie Dragon Fruit. No, but it's funny. What do you say?

Oh, wait a minute. The Incredibles. That's right. He's like, oh, we're once up close to the Incredibles. Did you watch the Incredibles? Like, do you know what he's talking about? Oh, yeah, the cartoon movie? Oh, absolutely.

Have interviews in the movie and they sit together? Like, what is he had an epiphany that he needed to do the testimony. I don't even think that they, that's so weird. I don't even think that they sit together in that, in that movie. Like, I'm trying to think back. I haven't seen it in a while. Because that's what he was saying. Maybe in the new one, maybe in the second one.

But in the first one, they are, like, individual. So it's really funny because when he said that and he was, like, cracking up, I could see Kim, like, looking at him. And I'm like, okay, I don't get him. But does Kim get him? Like, Kim is a basic bitch. Like, does she get him? I know. Kim has to deal with that shit every day.

Like, she listens to that. Like, he's like, I'm here because I want to be, like, a superhero. Are you kidding? When he goes on his, like, weird-ass rants on Twitter, she's like, my husband. No, not always. No, that's true. She was like, I can't. She's like, I can't be involved, yeah.

It can't be supporting this. But most of the time, I feel like she does get who he is. I just feel like because she's a basic bitch, like she doesn't get him. But I guess, like, there's more to him than like this persona of like, I'm here in the interview because of the Incredibles. Like your kids are paying you to be on the show now. Exactly. Yeah.

You know? Yeah, you're getting cut a check. You're getting cut a check. He owns your soul now. Like you don't, you don't own your own soul anymore. Like he owns your soul. No, but it's funny because they tried to really integrate him to the storyline, which he didn't used to be in before.

Never. Yeah, never. And you would think it'd be interesting, but it was so motherfucking boring. They went to Chicago to see where he was, like, raised. Of course. Because Kim's like, North, your dad was raised here. As if, like, look at the slums. Like, I don't know what.

North, be thankful for what you had because it could be this. Wait, did you see the clip of North asking, Mommy? No, stop. So North asked, Mommy, why are there people taking pictures of us all the time? No. What did you say. And Kim goes, let me try to think of these. answer so daddy is a really really talented artist okay mommy and you could see she was like

had a moment of silence and she's like has so many talents no I swear that's not I said I put up on my store I'll find it free later I'll show it's so many talents started naming them but she was like but it's so cute kind of that north like is in this like she goes to the sunday church thing every Yeah, yeah, which is like, she, like, dances her heart out. She dances her heart out. Amanda and I didn't realize that it was like at Kim's house, which looks like... Oh, that's what that's at Kim's house? I don't know.

It was like in the middle of a field. No, she has a field. Coachella style. Did you see he took them to Coachella? No. He took them to Coachella. Okay. Well, he did it in, he did it at Coachella or like, no.

Oh, he's, right. Coachano. We just think it's happening. No, but right now they went from the church to a plane. And then the plane, like, full, like, regular. plane. Yeah, of course. Riel knows the types of planes.

Was it a Boeing? Like a 787? She's scared of a plane so she knows all the way. I got to know the Boeing. She's like it's a Boeing 747 as 3-2-3. The engine is. Oh my God. That's outrageous.

It's actually really funny. It works for her to know. It works for her to know. No, that's amazing, though. It works for me to know the seating chart. Like I have to know how many seats, how many people. Yeah, she got to know. Yeah.

What a funny, like a quirky thing. It is. And it works. But I saw that Sarah Foster. Love her. She's afraid of flying. So she will go up to the pilot and like, like, ask him, like, is there going to be turbulence?

Like, is everything going to be? And I wish, like, I could do that. I wish I could be back. Sarah Foster. Her sister and Foster, who I love, uh, takes, uh, like videos of her each time where you see Sarah like, and you see the, the, the pilot being like, it's going to be kind of windy at like above North Carolina. So she, which is like, whatever comes your.

Yeah, whatever works. Whatever works. Like, that's not. I can't talk to a pilot. I'm going to just like research the type of. I mean, first class is so funny. Of course. It's easier.

Wait from me by. Like C. 55D. It's like, oh, shit. Let me quickly hike up to the front of the plane. It'll take me 25 minutes to get out there. The pilot's going to be like, bitch, you were coach. I'm not talking to you. Like, we don't let our coach passengers do whatever they want.

Only first class. Oh, my God. The foster sisters are the fucking best also. I think they're so funny. They're so funny. I followed Erin, I think, because I actually remember like her having much less followers than she does now. and I loved her because she grew like exponentially kind of they became a brand name kind of like

not overnight but I think they were it was like they were like there and then it was like boom yeah and they do they're they're like creative at bumble right or one of them is yeah and then like comments by celebs just like it takes pictures of every comment they ever do and so they're yeah so I think that that's how I started like following them is because I kept seeing their comments and I was like who are these who are these foster girls like who are they oh because that's their it was like David Foster like oh okay well because their schick is like sisters that are like rivals and kind of like um which makes me up it always makes me laugh one of them I don't know which which is which is which honestly but one of them is always taking videos of the other one like being a bad parent

oh yeah like oh parenting really well and it's like the kids running on the track and she's like texting in the back of her just put up a picture of her kid like her daughter uh doing the middle finger and she was like wow I'm such a good parent or something or no she said I'm such a bad influence. And Aaron commented, um, you're not around them enough to be like a bad Oh my God. It's so funny. Obviously, it's like they're made. They give amazing material. You know what I mean? Yeah. They really give amazing material. Good content. Um, right. That's a better way to say it. Sometimes I lose my words. So anyway, we have to talk about whatever came out this week with The Bachelor at the promo. Big sigh. Big sigh. Big sigh. Big sys all around, honestly. First

Well, I, so I've, I'm on record saying that I'm, like, not here for Hannah, like, being like, being a bachelorette. Like, I just don't. So, because, honestly, she wasn't that great on the show. She was, like, kind of annoying. Who was great? Well, Tisha was better than her. Tasia was better, yes.

But, but even so, like, still not that great. No one was, like, charismatic. We were saying none of them, they were all so vanilla. So vanilla. So, vanilla. So, like, we didn't like any of them. The only person who I loved and wanted to be the bachelorette, just based on, like, looks alone was Hannah G.

I was so obsessed with her. like, just really obsessed with her. She really didn't do much. No, so let me tell you. They didn't give her out of air time. No, I agree that on the show she was like, you're like. Yeah, exactly. She was just like, wide-eyed and like.

Yeah, it's like, I love culta. Yeah, it was weird. But when he broke up with her, you could tell like, wait, she's actually upset. Yeah. There was something more that we weren't shown. And then I heard her on a couple podcasts. And I don't know. The thing is you never know.

Are they talking the way they are because they want to be the next batch of red? Of course. They want to be on like Bachelor of Paradise, which she's confirmed to be on by the way um of course but she was talking very like nicely like i was like if she if they showed more of this on the show she like was um talking about their relationship in depth about her feelings in depth and i was sort of like wow they didn't give this any air time but they didn't really give anyone because none of them were that interesting like good morning who goes in the bathroom anymore for like i was telling ariel we talked about this in one of the

episodes i'm saying if they find love and they get together and they have a relationship fine The first thing is, like, fame. Build your brand. Build your brand. The same thing is, like, if I find a good guy or girl, whatever, cool. But, like, it's just so fucked up that it became this, like, just platform to get instant famous. Yeah, to build your brand. But anyway, like, they're also setting it up to be not good TV because earlier seasons, and I've said this before, are so much better than current seasons.

So much better. So much better. Like, they're not, like, they're not progressing at the same rate. Nobody gets that close. Like, it's just not fun to watch anymore. I wonder if people are actually excited about Hannah because, like, I'm not just being a hand for no reason. Do the imitation of that. So here's the, here's my general thoughts.

Obviously, my general thoughts are echoing a little bit of the internet. Like I very much will get like, so on Twitter, the bachelor Twitter is my home base. Like they are, that's my crew. That's my squad. Shout out to like the Bachelor Nation on Twitter. That's like my, those are my people. Okay. And so I will always, I'll like throw us in that out there and see if people agree.

If I have people piling on like agreeing with me, I know. but that's a general consensus. Okay, so what's the consensus? Everybody fucking hates Anna. Like, that's just the, that's just the consensus. Did you see her on, when she came back, like, when she was announced and she's like, yeah, like Amanda does the imitation. But she didn't know what to say. She just, like, she couldn't, I mean, she could not speak.

She wasn't even doing good TV. That's the thing. Like, at least be 23, be not looking for love, coming for the wrong reasons. Exactly. Be, give us something. Do you guys pay attention to anything Mike Fleiss says, the creator? Yeah, I fucking, first of all, hate Mike Flea. Like, hate him.

Follow him, of course. He's a, he's a good hate to follow for me. He's a hate follow. But like, I have thought. I mean, he's like the creator. I have to follow. Yeah, we need to know. So, but I'm always talking shit about him. And just because he has like the worst Twitter of all time. He just never, he is always like arguing with people on Twitter about like his decisions. Like he'll be like, you guys, like give Hannah a chance and whatever. And I'm like, Mike Fleiss, don't like you created this billion dollar TV show. Like you don't have to justify anything you do. Like, sure, we're going to bitch about it. But then don't be like, you guys when we make a decision that we don't care about. We're going to keep watching it anyway. Like I don't want Hannah to be it. But there's zero chance that I'm not going to watch it. They're not going to comment on it. So what he said they weren't going to watch Coltons?

And I think, like, the season did really well, like, Ravens-Wiles. It did. It was, like, number one. It was, like, number one. Which he even said. The finale specifically was number one. Oh, really? So I respect him for that because I heard him on a podcast say, like, yes, I did it. Because I was, which I believed him, by the way, Kelly.

Did you believe him that he was, like, looking for love? I believed him. Only because of his performance on Bachelor in Paradise. I, and like, the whole thing with Tia. And he just seems so, like, lost after that. So I just didn't wait. Did you guys see clips of him on Lady Gang? Because I was dying.

Yes. So a couple of things that were so funny. Which by the way, love Lady Gang show. Love Lady Gang. I should tune in more. I think I was kind of like, for some reason, like heard about it, knew I need to watch and listen but haven't. It's actually so good. It looks good.

And, you know, I love people that give inspiration because they started as a podcast. Yeah. Yeah, they were a pod. They were a pod like six months ago they were a pod. That's amazing. Nothing but a pod. And then they got a, like, fucking show on E. They got a show on E.

So we were talking about, we were talking about Busy Phillips? I might have been talking about it with someone else. But I was talking about someone who was saying they don't like her. And I was saying that I can really respect and like be happy for her that she got, you know, her late night show, I think. And the consensus is because of her Instagram stories. Yeah, totally, totally. Very big on Instagram, like stories when you talk to your phone sort of thing. Like, you guys.

Yeah, yeah, that kind of thing. And people loved it and they gave her like a show. So a big supporter of that. And I love that. Okay. Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back. So anyway, the two funniest things about Colton being on the Lady King that they were making fun of him is like, I don't know how, but they got to talking about like period underwear.

Stop. With Colton? With Colton. Which you would think by him being up. Are you talking about like the underwear that like you can wear while you're, on your thanks or whatever yeah okay yeah so what am i talking about no i just i thought you meant like underwear with period on them like bad underwear you know we don't do that on it's like gross you're saying you don't do that so i don't know how they got to the topic because again i i need

to watch the whole thing but i watch clips so somehow they got to period underwear and he was actually like ew like no you're joking no they're five years old they're like a high school like they're he's a football like like imagine a high school in new jersey he's like the football like quarterback she's a cheerleader i kind of understand the period underwear more than i do the sock wait so because wait so explain the sock okay no no no you have to do the imitation no please first well it's not a good imitation i'm imitating a basic bitch like i do all of them i know but like everybody's just just because let me just finish the lady gang so they said about the period underwear he was like i'll buy my girlfriend wife like new underwear before like she

That's like, oh, the thing that people were getting mad about that he said it was like shitting in your pants. Like he was like, if you shit in your pants, you get in your underwear. Like, if you have period. Actually, no, you launder that shit. I'm sorry. We're just fucking disgusting. Also, like, sorry.

And we're not all made of money. Like, I can just like fucking buy underwear every time I shit my pants. Okay? Like, what the fuck? Like, I'm buying you underwear. So that was annoying. But also, they asked him about the rain. He got her from, um, Neil, I mean, the ring he was supposed to.

Yeah, Neil Lane. And he still got a ring out of that. He broke contracts. What do you mean? That's weird, right? You shouldn't get a ring. Literally anything to promote Neil Lane. Like, Neil Lane has, is like, I'm claiming, this is like a big theory that I have sometimes

that I say. I think that Neil Lane might be like, behind the Bachelor. Like, I think that Neil Lane is like, all right, I'm creating this business. Nothing's really happening to it. So, like, I'm going to create a show. Oh, word. Just for my fucking engagement rings. Oh, really?

Nobody knows who Neil Lane is. Maybe he's a producer. We need to look at the, I need to find out. He definitely gets, if he's like executive, like some sort of producer in it. He definitely gets some sort of kickback.

I mean, obviously. But he was very upset with Colton about his, like, decision to like negate the whole show by just having a girlfriend at the end of it, which is fucked up. So stupid.

But anyway, so he said he chose, like, I don't know. So I got engaged in Israel. So like, our diamonds aren't like huge. Mm-hmm. Thank you, diamond. No, sorry. Good thing.

husband doesn't listen to this. No, so he spent like all his hard to earn money on this. But here it's like different. Here it's like big. You have to have like shy. It needs to take up your whole hair.

Like show a different thing. So I don't know. This is a princess cut. Shut out. So it's my mom's. My mom's princess cut. So I don't know cuts, but they were saying the biggest.

So whatever he said he got Cassie, double banded something, something. No, he said he actually got, no, I remember the word, there's a word. Double cut, something, something. Yeah.

And they were like, oh, the big. basic bitch ring on the motherfucking planet. They told her. So like a cushion cut, cushion cut.

Oh, they said, I think they might have said that. Like cushion cut, but with double. Yeah, exactly. So like a double diamond.

A David yearman ring basically is what is what he got it. So you know how the David earman rings have like the two. No, I don't kill me. So it's like, I have one in my purse I can tell you. It's like it has like two bands sort of and it has like the thing of diamonds around the center ring.

It's literally the most basic shit on earth. So that's what they said. That's what they said. They were like. literally the most basic bitch rang and he's like well cass wants this now so i'll get cast this and i'm like cass ain't gonna marry you cass ain't gonna marry you bitch like she's not going to she moved in her sister before moving in with him and he moved to a lay to be next to be with her and caylin lives in her building do you know that no stop they are in college no college no which is fun

she lives down the hall that is like too much yeah it's a lot what i think about that is like So Cassie, for sure, obviously, not going to marry him. Like, I don't think that she is literally whatsoever. I am already feeling so badly for Colton because this is going to be the heartbreak of his life. Like, he is going to be so crushed. Yeah, I don't think about to lose 30 pounds. Like, he's definitely about to, like, cry himself to sleep for a year, like, not speaking from experience or anything. But I know exactly what he's going to do.

And it's like, I am, like, have anxiety for him. It's true. I don't think enough about him. Like, I've been making fun of them a lot, which, like, I. I have to feel bad because it's easy because it's easy because every post of his is like I love you Cass like Katz like and she's like I'm moving in with my sister life's good like you know they're on different playing field right not on the same and like it's his fault because I feel like she was very upfront about it oh she said it the whole time she was like I'm not there and then she has the guts

to move in with her sister like are you know with them I am with you also why isn't her sister in the beginning. Why isn't her sister moving in with her own hot-ass boyfriend? Because she's 20. Hot-ass boyfriends. I just discovered he's also like Australian, which makes her hotter.

Has the hottest accent. Literally the hottest. No, but her sister is 21. She's 21, babe. She's 21. I did not know that she was older. She's younger than Cassie. I thought she was older.

Botox and fillers at that age do that to you. Come on. Honestly, so true. Preventative Botox. So they started to look older. I mean, I'm all for preventative Botox, like 100 billion percent. However, I don't, like, when I was 21,

I didn't have like these bags in this forehead wrinkle. Like, I don't need, I wouldn't have needed it then. Honestly, I'd kind of like my face to make facial expressions. Like, I can't imagine myself being the same face all the time. I can imagine filling in, because I think I was explaining it to you was like, no, I was explaining to someone else and I understand it at 40. I can imagine like a, because the wrinkles make a line and a crease and a dent. So you fill that in, right?

I mean, that's what it sounds like it should do. Right, which is time. Cassie did the rich girl. The rich girl facel. facelift, face for whatever, I told you that I heard from a dermatone, the cheekbones, the chin situation. Yeah, exactly. When you could see in the before and after we showed you, she didn't have, she had a square face. She had around us, yeah, like square, like, fill, very filled in.

It's crazy, because I can imagine having, like, a daughter and seeing her transform into, like, a different person. It would make me really, really sad. And it also, it's not as if, like, sometimes that will happen to people, and it's not necessarily, it's not necessarily, like, fillers and plastic surgery and stuff. If they lose a lot of weight, it'll happen. it does not seem like she's like lost a lot of ways. She's relatively the same size. It's very much just her face. And she is cute.

Like I have to say, of course. Like again, I admit when I like do basic bit shit. Always. So I, she put up like her, um,

page of like what she wears. And I actually thought she dresses cute like on the show. She does just pretty cute. So I was looking like, oh, free people of boots. What's up? Cute.

Like $200 and no. Loves. Never mind. TJ Max. Where are you at? Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

Exactly. But she, okay, so her and Michelle, her sister, um, started a YouTube channel now. And it's funny because they put up like, um, obviously Colton put it up for them too. They put it up, uh, that they're starting a YouTube channel. And they had one back in the Dizzle, but nobody knew them. No, no, but they said they stopped because they lived far apart, which like, I was like, no, you stopped because you had two followers and now you both have like over a million because of the bachelor.

So of course you're going to start again. But no, but in all seriousness, she's, She's a basic bitch. She's 17. Like she's... Mentally. Mentally 17. Do the sock thing.

Oh my God. Baby, you hyped it up so much. I'm like fucking dying. I'm like fucking dying. I don't know what it is and I'm fucking dying for it. She saw cold and sock on the floor. Uh-huh.

It was a dirty, like it was like a sock. She put up in the story. Of course she did. And she was like, she put it this up in the story. Like imagine doing this. You're with your phone. You're like... Like holding up.

Oh my God. And my boy, Colton left a sock. What do I do? No, that's why I swear on my life. No, you're joking. No, no, she put it up in a while. I mean, I was like, I would like eat my boyfriend's sock. That's what I was saying.

I was like, I'm actually ingested. Like I put it. We talked about this in our late. When I was still. Like I'm, like, I'm taking it home and like smelling it at night. Like what are you saying? You're like, you don't want to touch it. That's what you're saying like.

It's so. that is too much. I come down, which I'm happy I did. It took me like a week to like calm down from this. I'm like, I'm like choking because I can't leave this. She couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep. I was like, take the mother I don't know what I would do. I'm glad that I missed all of that because I would have had, I would have had to explain it to everybody that I was with and nobody would have known. I would have been like, no, you guys. Like this is something to be upset about. Like this is this calls for an overreaction. This is fucking absurd. No, it's fucking absurd. And it's so stupid. I'm going to. So I'm going to follow it for you and I'll let you know what happens. Because I just mentally and physically, I can't anymore. Like I need to take a break. I will get back on the train later.

I also do the same thing with Jojo and Jordan. I had to take a big fucking break from them like right after. Do you want to follow? No, I re-followed Jordan and I don't, I still don't follow Jojo, which is actually shocking mostly because Jordan is so hot. Ariel loves them and I. No, I love them now too. No, I need a big break from them.

I just feel like they're so cute together. They are actually cute. And like he was portrayed as such a like. For seven years, why aren't you getting married? Maybe, no, hold on. Maybe they want to be, like, they're not rushed into it. You know what, though? Don't go on the best part.

I want to, I want to, like, agree with that. However, uh, shout out to my poor souls, Caitlin Bristow and Sean Booth. Like that, they were engaged for so long. We need to talk about that for a minute. No, we do, which like... Okay, hold on. Okay. Amanda's not the biggest fan of KB.

No, no. Oh, my God. She's not. We're like kind of friends. Oh, but you can still talk shit anyway. No. No, no, no. I don't hate her.

Actually, she is like low-key polarizing. Like, no, it started from love. I started, no, wait, let's go back for a second. Both I follow her. Do you follow her? Wait, let's talk, yes. I was talking about, we were talking about Jojo and Jordan, and I like them, and I think they're super cute, and we talk about the fact that she's one of the only bachelor.

She's got a lot of things going on. She's like, how is she's running her shit? She's doing her shit. And I respect that completely. Totally. And we always say, like, a lot of Bachelor people don't, like, they get off the bachelor and all they do is ads. Yeah, they don't do real shit.

They don't do real shit. They don't, they go on the batch to get a job to be an Instagram influencer and, like, that's what they do. But she's definitely. Get sent on Revolved trips all day, every day. Of course. Of course. Like, a Coachella 15 times, resolve, you know, a revolve, whatever. But she's definitely has a hustler.

But she's also very, like, salesy. Like, the swipe up and the swipe up is, like, a lot for me. It is, like, like, maybe I like their relationship. Maybe I'm not as into her, like, stories. Yeah. And he's completely fair. He's so cute. He does a sports thing, too.

I wasn't attracted to him though for the beginning. He's on the college game day or whatever the fuck he's on, yeah, which is great, which is like all he fucking wanted to do. Like he went on the bachelor so he could eventually get on to like a college sports broadcast situation. Like people that go on like I watch the Big Brother, but in Israel. Uh-huh. So my gosh, I'm funny. I know it is funny. And like there are people that go on there that are like just people and they want to like get famous from being on the Big Brother.

But then there are people that are, I don't know, tattoo artists and they want people to know about their tattoo shop or. random shit and that everybody has like a an ulterior motive right and that's fine but they found love so that's great but I do think at the end of the day like that these people go on the show to find love and like you're engaged and then you don't get married it's kind of like should be then just like a dating show yeah Ari was saying Ari I don't know how to pronounce his last name lion die he was asked like if the bachelor is as authentic as it used to be and basically he said like no because of I mean not married they were like because of social media, this show turned into such shit where you have people who are just coming to be famous. And that's all the show is about at this point. Oh, that was coming out of fucking Ari's mouth. Okay. But Ari got married.

His wife was pregnant. I know. I mean, I need not drop before they got married. Like, that's what happened. Like, that's just what happened. They have a baby Instagram. How do you feel about that? I feel ridiculous. Because I, so I am a huge RRI hater. Like, I fucking hate Ari. Which is so annoying because I was obsessed

with Ari when he was on Emily Maynard's season. Like, I wanted him to win. Who season was he on? Emily Maynard. We didn't even watch that. I didn't watch that season. Emily Maynard. Maynard. N-A-R-D. So she is like the, she was the perfect Bachelorette. Like she was so good. She didn't have sex with anyone in the fantasy suites. It wasn't great for like ratings. TV. Okay. She as a person was great. So she was dating or she was married to a famous NASCAR driver, Richie, something. I can't think of his name right now. I had a kid with him.

So that's like her daughter's, her daughter, Ricky is like her daughter with the guy. whatever. She ended up going on The Bachelor. She's like the queen of Charlotte right now. Like Charlotte, North Carolina. Like everybody is obsessed with her. She loves her. She's perfect in the face. However, she did get like sort of bad veneers. So like her veneers are like a little much. But apart from that, she's perfection. She picked fucking Jeff with one F who's disgusting. Like the real ones know. That's like his name is Jeff. I call him. Jeff Holm is his name. Jeff with one F. Like that's what you call him. Picked him. Biggest mistake of her life. Picked him over Ari. Ari was like so heartbroken from it. And I was like, oh, Ari. Ari. Like, I was so in love with him at the time. Like, it was on, I'm claiming in, like, 2009, 2010. Wait, is that when they called him, the kissing bandet? Yes, because all he was, he would, because he would kiss, like, so gross, like, gross, kisser. Like, mad tongue.

He's a gross, yes, so much tongue. So much, like, slobber. Bad kisser. At least visually. I'm sure it was fine, like, you know, for Emily Maynor. Well, him and Becca M. Martinez. Yes. They had, like, hot kisses.

The baby, yeah. She's the baby with the baby. Yeah, the baby with the baby. Yeah. So, like, so Emily Maynard, she did it totally right. Like, she played the game, but she was trying to find love truly. Like, again, she didn't have sex with anyone in the fantasy speech. She kept being like, I'm a mom.

I'm not trying to like. Oh, she was a mom then. Yes. She had like a four or five year old. So she was like, I am not trying to like slut myself out. That's cool. I want love. Like, I want, I'm like, she was a very serious person on the show.

Oh, God. So that was the last time I saw the show being authentic and that was Ari's season. Then I've come to find. Ari has been riding that train and just like plowing through bitches since then. Like just fucking. How? you know. Do you have any insight? Just through like friends, like people who are on The Bachelor, people who like,

I've, again, I've kind of accumulated this weird, total play-a-player, play-a-player, like just playing the fucking game, always being like Ari from The Bachelor. And then all of a sudden, he's the motherfucking Bachelor. And everyone's like, well, where'd you come from number one? Path of people didn't even know who he was. Like only like the real ones knew. And I've been like watching it since like Tristan and Ryan. So it's like too much.

Tristan Ryan are the real deal. They're the real deal also. But you know what? And so are Ashley and J.P. I love them. Who's J. J.P. John Pierre? No, no. He's bald, right?

He's bald. Yeah. I know. I'm sad. I'm so sad, like right now even saying this because and that you guys are, like, confused by it because those were the, those were the seasons of The Bachelor. Like, those are the reasons I hold out. No, you would have to. No, it would not be weird. No, it would not be weird. The, you, those seasons were the best ones. They were when, like, social media was not around. Yeah. So, everybody was, like, really there for love. In it for love. No, but honestly, even Ben Higgins and Caitlin Bristow. It was still good. So good. So good. Call me about. Tell me about.

Tell me about what you think about Caitlin. So, Caitlin, I think, is really great. I think that she, um, she's pretty honest. Like, I, I like that about her. Like, she's very honest, whatever. For sure. The stuff with, with Sean, like, made me so sad because, so, I mean, not like a, not like that great of, I mean, she's very honest.

She's, like, said everything that I would have known. I listen to her podcast and I do, I'll just say this, like, I don't, I've, I've, I've been very honest about how I feel about her. She's got a great sense of humor. I said, I was like, which is really everything. Because when we were talking about. um people that sort of get insta famous or get social famous and they don't have any like thing behind it like step shop we were talking about yeah so kb definitely prime example step shop so kb has like

i said she has a personality she's funny she's quirky like she has a ton of good shit going for her for sure i listen to her podcast i like it i don't know what it is about her lately that i've been starting to kind of feel like first of all i don't know you were you were a fan of her and shon together and you wanted it to work. Yeah. So I was really sad. Like, I was, I was shocked and sad that they broke up. However, Sean is like, so into this fitness thing.

Like, he's so obsessed with it. So you think it's his fault? I, the only reason I think it might have been his fault is because she's so quickly started dating Jason Tartick. And it's very in your face. That's my, my only thing lately. I feel so bad for Sean about that. Like sometimes I think, but then I feel bad for Sean.

But I'm like, you know what? Kelly's taking it a step deeper. She's saying, I think that she's doing it because it was probably Sean's fault. Because it was probably Sean's fault. Because why else do you, like, you don't break up with someone and then get a new boyfriend and, like, flaunt it in their face? Right. To be like, I'm so fucking happy. Like, look at me.

So isn't that a little much period regardless of why? It's a little much, I think, in general. I think it's very, it's not, I don't want to say force. For sure, she called herself Ms. Tartick. She did. She spent two months. Oh, yeah. She put up an outfit and someone commented, oh, no, sorry.

Jason, I think commented like, wow. And she was like, I call it the Miss Tartic. So she's been a lot like Miss Tarticing. which like he's so hot do you guys think he's so hot i love him he's so charmed i'm like i'm like one degree of separation from him with like some friends and i was literally dying to be his girlfriend and now he's fucking dating katelyn's and like whatever yeah i'm so much i'm like can't have him now and i remember saying to myself amanda he's not really the guy that you would usually be attracted to he's like slicked back and like whatever with the loafers he's like from buffalo

he's not even yes something sexy about her and he was not He would be a good kisser in Becca's using. 100%. He would kiss her hot. So hot. And I remember being attracted to him and saying like, I don't know why, but like I'm into it. I think it's the confidence. He's very confident.

He's confident. He's like, he's a great family too. He's a very charming. Have he seen like his family stuff? He's into like his brother. Like, loves his brother. Like, loves coming to New York. Like his eyebrows are a little bit too much done right now.

And I don't. They're very, they're very severe. Like very like. His eyebrows? Almost look waxed. No, it's like a lot. Like he plucks. He plucks for sure.

And like, And then for the relationship, I am. I just think that aside from Sean, even if you put Sean aside, okay, put Sean aside, put the fact that she broke up with, you know, this guy and whatever, and she's blasting it all over, all over social. I think for any relationship to be so public, so soon, so lovey-dovey, so like, today I think I saw their stories be like, I love you. Just like Blaine, like, I love you. Like, I love you so much. I love you, which I hope for her that she gets engaged, Marion has kids. That's what I'm saying.

Like, that's so great and like, whatever. But again, it is very soon, but it really, that's what makes me think. But also you have to wish they break up so you can date them. Right. I really think, oh, yeah, I also want that. But at the same time, like, I truly think it was probably Sean's fault because there's no way. She would do that if she's not like a heartless bitch. Like, she would never be doing that if it wasn't for like a low key, a little bit of like.

There was like a little bit of a sting. You know what I mean? A little bit of a sting. Yeah. I'm sure she very much isn't to him. I'm sure that their relationship is great and real and whatever. But I do think there's a little bit of underlying like, check me the fuck out. I'm like fine without you.

Right. Okay, aside from the Sean and Jason thing, which at the end of the day, I do, like, really wish her and Jason well, and I hope they get married and have babies. I'd be really happy. There is something about her that's a little, like, bitter about the Bachelor franchise, which I think gets to me. Well, she, yeah. She feels like she's been jipped of something, which like, I don't know about that. Babe, I'm telling you. I've listened to her talk a lot about it.

Do you think that? I haven't listened to her stuff in a while. She says stuff like that a lot. Like, she says like, she's out of contract now, so she can say whatever fuck she wants. And they also love her so much that they'll never like... But that's weird But she says a lot of bad shit.

I think that The Bachelor... So I interviewed recently Robert Mills who's like a... He's like one of the executive producers of The Bachelor and like of ABC late night stuff. And I asked him, I was like, do you like, because I do this?

I was like, do you like when people like on Twitter and social media talk shit about the Bachelor? I was like, I'm so glad that you came on because I obviously love it and I watch it because I'm like addicted to it and I'm obsessed. But the same time, I talk a lot of shit about it. So like, do you like that?

And he was like, honestly, like, you know, end of the day, like, all press is good press. Like, we want people to, like, be involved. People to talk about it. And so whatever your opinions are on it, we, like, love to hear them. So I have a feeling that she, that Caitlin is, like, the person who is, like, the realist. Like, she doesn't come out and it's like, The Bachelor, we love it. Like, whatever.

Like, it's not all, like, Sunshine and Roses. And she's kind of the person that's like, it's the Bachelor kind of sucked. Yeah, but Kelly, there's something about, Ariel, I'm going to say the sentence that you love when I say. Drink from the well. No, spit to the well from what you drank. Oh, my gosh. To the well from what you drank. No, honestly, true.

Because everything she kind of has is from the franchise and sometimes I hear her say shit. Like what's the other one? By the hand that feeds you? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But spit to the well from which you drank is harder to say quickly. It is, yeah. And also you do it with kind of British accent.

It's fun. Okay, spit from the web of you. Okay, yeah. I get it. I get it now. I get it now. So I've heard her say, A, she was hating on Colton's season before I came out. She didn't get white.

She said she wouldn't watch it. She said she wouldn't watch it. Oh, but you know what happened? They gave her like the spot with Jojo. With Jojo. Yeah. Like that thing. And she was so,

some saying like you can't, I don't feel like you could do them both. Yeah. No, I just what I. I get that. No, I think she's a great personality and I like her. What I don't like is that like you need to be appreciative of the opportunities

that you get. And like she has a scrunchy line because of the bachelor. Otherwise, nobody would give a shit about it. You know what I mean? No, yeah, totally. I totally get that. The only thing I would say in her defense about that is it's been so many years since The Bachelor that she can kind of get to whatever. And again, they're never going to, they love her so much.

Like Chris Harrison's like her best fucking friend. They do shit all the time. Like they hang out. No, he got mad at her because she was interviewed on like Good Morning America. And she was asked like, do you think like the bachelor should end? And she said, yeah. Oh, damn. I miss this.

And then she took it back, like, I guess in like in the middle of the interview, she was like, oh, I didn't mean it, blah, blah. And Chris Harrison texted her. And was like, are you serious that you said it? How did you know this info? I listened to our podcast. Oh, did you listen to the podcast? Yeah. I really don't listen.

So she said that she said, see, who's liking her now? Yeah, fuck. Oh, my God. So she said that he texted her and he was literally like really mad. And he was like, why did you do that? And she said, I took it back. And he was like, Caitlin, like, don't forget that there are people behind this and the producers and the cameramen and this and that. And if you're saying you want it to end, they don't have jobs.

Like he took it literally. and wow honestly that was so true but it's true it brings a lot of validity to both of your points yeah you're I want to like her and you she was your favorite season arielle's favorite because she was such a good season no she was really authentic raw real funny like she was and you could tell she was really i would like rewatch it with you she was so real and vulnerable wait also the reason that you must rewatch it is because and she says this too all the time it was the most well obviously but it was the most fucked up in the beginning because that's a season where they pitched Caitlin and

Brittany against each other. And they made the guys choose. She talks about that. She talks about how like awful it was all the time because it was awful. I mean, Brittany had like a fucking eating disorder afterwards. Like it was terrible. She's like fine now. Like she was like,

she was like bulimic or something. And so I saw it in a video on Facebook. That's how you know it's real. But it was literally her being like I went through this like whole thing like whatever and like finally I'm back to like where I want to be. She was also on like say yes to the dress. Like she's like she didn't have any sort of. of like fame or whatever from it. Brittany? But the raw deal that she got handed is unlike

anything I've ever seen before. Like they brought in both girls. Kaelin also said that I'm sure she said this on the pod. I don't even know this. So I'm sure she said this on the pod, but she told me to at the same time that they got there. Kailam was like, they were both told you're going to be the Bachelorette. And then they got there. And then they were like, okay, actually, it's between the two of you and the guys decide. And the guys decide. And they paid Kately. Oh my God, that's a self-esteem destructer. And she was like, she said at the time, she was like, I almost was like, I can't do this, like whatever. And then obviously did it because it was like, well, I'm here, like, whatever. Great for her. Like, I would have done

the same thing. I would have done it if I got chosen. But at the same time, it's like, can you fucking imagine. Can you imagine them doing that now, like today? No, you couldn't do that. You can never fucking do that. So she always is saying like how fucked up it was that they did that at the time. And it's like so true. I just can't even, cannot even imagine they're doing it. But it's worth of watching for that. If you don't get picked, it's a self-esteem destructor, 25 guys are saying no to you, basically. I mean, literally, Brady, I cannot think of her last name right now. It's killing me.

But she literally, like, developed an eating disorder from it. And now she's finally years later, happy. And that's in a good way, I guess, because I didn't know that. And I've heard KB talk about that negatively. So that's good that. So she had a bad, yeah, she had a bad experience sort of with The Bachelor. From the beginning. Yeah.

From the beginning. And she's sort of like, that's why I guess maybe maybe thinking about that, I feel like it gives her validation to like talk shit about it because she's always been the most up front. So it's always been the most free of, like, whatever. I'm not like a hater for no reason. Right. And I don't actually hate her because obviously I'd listen and I'm into, you're a follower.

And also you don't, you know, you, it's always the exterior. I want to know. I'm like, oh, there's a reason behind the. And again, and if Kelly's other point is right and she's doing that because Sean, I don't know what, heard her, drunk her along for three years and freaking like ended it, whatever. But there's a reason of that too. I think he very much was just like, yo, like, I'm still feeling it out. And she probably was like, when the fuck are we getting married?

Like, that's the impression I got from. Which, like, makes sense. She's 35 or something. Yeah, I think, I think like 30, yeah. Like, 34 or 35. It's funny because I was just watching the Amy Schumer Netflix special. And she was saying, oh, I just started. I didn't finish it.

Oh, okay, I won't tell anything about it. But the first, like, 30 minutes, I loved it. And she was saying, because I'm from Israel. I mean, from, we lived in Israel a lot of our lives. And I got engaged there. And all my friends are pretty much, like, engaged and married. And I know how different it is here. And I'm sort of.

The teen bride thing, like, oh, like, relax. She was like, she was like, when we get engaged. when we're 40 in New York, it's like, hmm, team bride. Yeah, it's like, whoa, bitch, slow down, teen bride. Like, relax. Oh, my God. I watched a special like, it's so funny. It's so good.

But she's just, like, I love that type of comedy. She just, like, says, she just, like, says it how it is. And I freaking love her. No, the teen bride thing. Do you guys agree? Do you guys agree? I was, honestly, we watched, like, while I was in Japan with my friends, we, like, watched the Amy Schumer special one time, but I had already seen it.

Like, I've watched it literally four times at this point. Wait, the growing one we're talking about. Growing, yeah. Yeah. You guys agree that the growing one, the growing one's amazing. Her very first one was good. Leather special was not good. Oh my God, we watched it together.

It was like vagina, vagina. It was too much. It was also, I want to point this out, and I noticed this only because, like, I pay, I pay too close of attention on, like, dumb shit. She was very, very good friends with Jennifer Lawrence at the time of the leather special. She sounds like her. Like, she, like, same diction, same, like, even voice sounding. Oh, really?

And when I went back and watched it because we watched growing and then we were like, let's watch the other one, Leather Special. Oh, really. And I was like, honestly, a little special is not really my favorite. it. But then we started watching it and I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot that at the time, I was like, why are you trying to be Jennifer Lawrence right now? Oh, yeah. She's like a very specific brand of comedy. And they were like besties at the time. I mean, there's still besties probably. Do you like her? Do you like J. Law?

I like, J. Law. But because she's like her own person. I don't like Amy Schumer as J. Law. Yeah. You know that people love to hate Amy Schumer because apparently the reason people hate her, which like I haven't seen her do this is like, people say she steals people's I was going to say the stealing jokes. I was talking about that too. People have have done, like, a side-by-side. People say she steals Patrice O'Neill's jokes. And she, like, turns them into, like, a woman's perspective. Oh.

And so, and he's, like, dead up. The thing is, like, comedy is so tricky because, like, obviously nothing that you're saying is, like, made up, you're the first person to ever think about it. You know what I mean? Like, if I went to a comedy show yesterday and I told you, like, how funny it was. Like, I love comedy shows. And there was this one guy who, like, just said things that you can so relate to would never fucking say it loud.

You would never say, but a lot of typical comedy is like, if I write a post and I'm like, oh, my God, I gained 40 pounds this weekend, you know, and I'll see a post on Instagram that's like, oh my God, I gain seven pounds every weekend. I'm like, I said 40, but I guess that. But it's like the same thing. But it's like everyone, people, everyone has the same thoughts. It's like the same. What sucks, what sucks for, for Amy Schumer with the Patrice O'Neill thing is that if you do watch them, so there's like a compilation, it's very similar.

But the jokes are definitely hers, but the way she delivers them is what's so similar. So it makes it seem like she, yeah, like the joke itself, it's definitely different. Like she, if, you know, she like got inspiration from it, whatever, maybe, it's definitely like in the same vein. But it's just the way that she delivers it that makes it very, no, no, that makes it very much like, oh shit, like you took that joke. And for people to specifically target makes me think like, oh, damn. But then I did watch it. Like, I watched them back to back. And I was like, fuck.

Oh, you did. Wow, you did some research. Oh, yeah. Well, it was like the hotness for a minute. I thought, like, her career was over. Everybody was like so pissed about it. For example, she came out with the podcast and I listened to a couple episodes. It wasn't too good.

It's not that good. Too many people on. It was like, I totally agree with you on that. But if you look at the reviews, they were so bad. And I saw that for Sheena, too, from VPR. Yeah. And I'm wondering if people just like love to hate them. So they're the first to write, like, bad reviews.

People fucking hate Sheena. Yeah. People hate Sheena. But I don't like Sheena, I want to. I want to talk about China. I want to take a quick break and we'll be back and we'll talk about China

because there was a lot to say. So yeah, so we were talking about China, um, because kind of like Amy Schumer, I was saying they both have like podcasts, for example. And for some reason I saw they both got like very low reviews. And you wonder if people just like love to hate them. Probably. And they're just critical.

criticizing them without even listening because half of my half my podcast things are like that or like are people just being like fuck you kegs like literally half my comment oh yeah just people like trolls like i have like a handful of trolls oh my god yeah like trolls out of the ass it's like so stupid yeah it's so annoying i have trolls but i didn't think it would filter into like the actual podcast like what did someone write to me the other day so so luckily not to be like this is not a troll you can't even say this out loud i i think when she does that no don't even say it out loud It's not a troll. No. Can I? You have to say it now. You have to say it now. Hello. Thank you.

It's time. So, yes, I always admit this. I say 99% on my Instagram is love and I'm lucky in that way. Thank you to my followers. I wouldn't handle it. I couldn't handle it, babe. Yeah, no, it's bad. I wouldn't be able to.

It takes like a minute to like really get you through. Remember I told you I put up yesterday like about hate follows? So I put up this thing, which I'm half regretting you guys. You guys. That who do you hate follow? I sound like Danielle Bernstein, which is a hate follow. I was going to say that earlier. I was going to be like my number one hate file, Daniel Bernstein.

I was to do you guys are friends with her. Oh, my God. I was so worried you guys would be friends. I was like, I don't follow her, but like she's one of the people that I go to that I don't follow. You know how you go on Instagram, like top people. She's the first one because I go every day to say her stories. What's so funny is like people, so one person said her and I put her up and I wrote like, you guys. You guys.

And then people DM me and were like, know her dancing. And I said and like, stop, hold on. No, stop, you guys. Literally, we just last week had this exact conversation with my friends. Like, number one hate file, which, like, I don't know her at all. I'm sure she's like a fine person, whatever. Her shit is so bad. She's really trying to dance.

But, like, it doesn't have to be on We Were What? It doesn't have to be. Exactly. Keep it off the brand. I love the overalls, girl. I love the clothes. I don't need your dancing, sweetie. Like, I don't need the dancing.

Put it on your own shit. She's probably better than we, like, I'm sorry. I could not dance for shit. Never, never. Like, yeah, I'm on, I'm up here from my ivory tower, yelling about it. But at the same time, like, just don't, girl. It's just, it's like, it's so bad. But again, like, so she was one of the hate follows.

Do you follow her? No, no. I'm saying what other people said. Oh, what other people said. I feel kind of bad about the hate follows. Because as I was doing it, I was like, this is kind of mean. So I did disclaim it a lot, which is, like, lame of me because if I'm hating than hate.

But I was like, you guys, I don't mean it. But I just have to say funny. I'm, like, more talking the karma gods. I'm like, karma. Like, don't back to her. No, no. It's not about you. I now feel like I have bad karma for a greening, like, like, literally whooping in the air, being like, yes, exactly.

Like, prime example of hateful. We're allowed today, okay? So, some person wrote, you with, like, dead emoji, with the emoji. So I laughed for a minute and then I was like, this isn't feel too good. This isn't feel too good. No, you've got to take that in stride. So, so, you know what? But you do realize that the more people, like, just like any press is good press, I feel.

I know. It depends what kind of hate. If I'm getting like a you, then like, like, fuck you, whatever. I don't care. That's also not even hate. It's not. She's right. That's like barely hate.

I put up the other day about, um, I'm hating on the Jonas Brothers lately because there's such tools. Oh my God. Do you see them in Hawaiian shirts dancing on a boat? No, like, yes. And I was here for it. Like I am, I am, I'm, I'm, well. And it would be ironic.

If it's ironic coming to it. If it's not ironic. I'm not into it. There is no way that Sophie Turner, Sonsa Stark is married, is marrying Joe Jonas if he's not being ironically funny. Like this, it has to be that way. However, she seems really cool and she's cool and normal as fuck. However, Priyanka Chopra is a fucking loser.

We know. We know the basic bitch, right? I think she's married a 23 year old, because she's made a 23 year old also like, that's fine, whatever, her life, cool. I don't think she's a loser because she's best friends with Megan Markle in real life. And Megan Markle obviously is like a fucking princess now. but you are a loser if you're a princess like you can't be a cool bitch you're not a down-ass bitch like doing fun shit and also the princess like i could never be a princess because like i've

done drugs before like there's just no no no she's like she can't be cool because she's friends with megan markel who's a princess who can't be cool can't be cool because she's a fucking princess like you can't she before like Megan margle has never danced like on a stage at a strip club like I'm sorry she has never happened no but you could tell Priyanka Priyanka first of all great like saying her name, like, right. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, she's like, yeah, she's like,

but she's, you could tell there's like a little bit of sucking into the fame that you could tell she's not like, she's not like, she's not like, she's not, she's not like, she's like, oh no,

my baby bobby and Mercedes, L.O.L. Like, that's literally Priyanka. It's like, bitch, we get it. Like, you're famous a bitch and you're married to a Jonas brother. So I'm sure.

But why would she be proud of being married to a Jonas brother? Because she's, isn't she? She's like, oh, my God, look at this hot young thing of God. No, no one really cared about her much before that. Nobody gave a fuck about her before. This was like a big thing for her.

She had like one fucking show, Quantico, whatever. She's very famous in India though. I do know that. She's like the queen of India. Oh, really? They were saying, so when they had their wedding in India, they were comparing it to like the royal wedding. But in India. Yeah.

Which is shocking. Which, again, you're a fucking loser. Like, if you think, like, you're like the queen of India, whatever and you're best friends with like the new fucking queen of England. Like, it's like, you guys are fucking losers. I know it. Like, I just know. There's no way you're cool.

I know that you're, there's no way you're going to, like, get drunk with me and, like, talk about Adderall. Like, there's no way. Like, it's just not going to happen. Like, you're not dueling with me. Like, I know that, Priy. And that's fine. That's all you. But it's just not a thing.

But Sophie is. So, she literally, like, Sophie was dabbing and chugging wine with a jewel in her fucking hand. Literally in the video. She has a jewel in her hand. So you can only be friends with Kelly if you jewel everyone. That's also true. Yeah. I'm bringing that up a lot because that's a fact.

But I just know that she's cool. And also she's sense of fucking stark. Like she's best friends of Maisie Williams in real life. Like everything. Oh, wait. Was the dad video from the like a basketball game? Oh, she was cool in that video. So cool.

And it's like you know she's a down bitch. And that's what I was saying like she's for sure for sure her and Joe are the cooler couple. 100%. 100% is like trying. But I was hate. I was saying about my hate which you're going to make you're going to leave now is what you're going to do.

I'm ready to leave. I'm ready to walk out. Okay. I'm ready to walk out. Okay. So I put up this photo of which one is the lame is Kevin Jones. Kevin Jonas. No, no, no. Wait, I will talk shit about Kevin Jonas all day.

Kevin Jonas is the Howie, right? Kevin Jonas is the Howie of, okay, actually, boys. We, I know. No one liked Howie. No one liked Howie. No one liked Brian. I loved Brian. Brian was my number one. Everyone was like, Nick, Nick. And I was like, Brian, baby. Is that weird? Why do we like him? I don't think so. I have no idea. He could tell that he was like real. Yeah. Wait, can I tell you? I read a J14 article one time, like back in day. J14, the magazine, literally is us. You're in the magazine world.

No, J14 doesn't exist anymore. It existed when I was like 14 years old. It was like it's an old, old magazine. J14 magazine always had like Backstreet Boys on the cover, like in sync, like whatever. They were like, J14 was the fucking hottest magazine. It was basically like star before star. Oh wow. Like that kind of shit.

So and like probably even better. But there was an article ones. It was Brian and his wife. They just got married. I don't even know if they're still married. I'm sure they are because like he's wholesome. I was probably like 10 when he got married. Literally, literally 10.

I'm reading this article. And like, this is so weird. It's like things that stick in your memory are so bizarre. Reading this article, his wife is like, yeah, like, I never, like, Brian one time asked me, like, to shave my knees. Like, I shaved my legs, but I, like, never shave my knees because it's too hard. And one time he, like, asked me to shave them. Isn't that so weird? Like, who cares if your knees are shaved?

I was like, um, everybody, bitch, shave your whole leg. Like, what are you doing? So since then, I have been like... Shaving your knees? Every time I shave my knees, like a butterfly. Every time I shave my knees, I think about Ryan from the backsheep boys and his wife who doesn't shave her fucking knees. Wait, but I'm going to be honest right now.

I don't shave my upper thigh. I mean, like, but that's like a choice. That's a choice. I'm not like... I'm very lazy with my upper thigh. I'm very lazy. But you're like light. But I do like you're light.

I have light. Well, I'm not as light as you think, girls. I'm not as light as you think. My arms are light. My legs are not. So, but, but I can know. notice knee hair. So I know, like, I know Brian's struggle.

You have to shave on your knee. So I liked Brian, but I also kind of got the AJ thing because I was like, the bad boy, but I was definitely not into my neck. I was definitely not into the blonde. I was not, I was never into the blonde. I usually am. For some reason, Nick did not do it for me. I also met the Backsheep boys one time. Like a weird, like they did this art installation thing with Tyler Shields who like his career is like whatever now.

but he's the one who did like the video of Kathy Griffin like holding the fake Trump head or whatever the fuck of the picture that was Tyler Shields. People hate her. Yeah, people hate fucking hate her now. They hate her now. Her like also career is like sucks at the moment. Tyler Shields is one that did that.

He also did like the burning of the Birkins and shit. But he did, um, he, oh my God, did you guys watch the show. Sorry, this tangent is so out of control. Wait, and didn't get some of my Kevin Jonas thing. I know. Get to this Kevin Jonas thing and they'll talk about Tyler She's. No, but the tangent. No, the tangent.

Fine. Do the Kevin Jonas than the tangent. I'm sorry. I just got so off the rails. No, good. That's what we love here. But the Kevin Jonas saying it's going to be lame now. Ready?

Mm-hmm. He was wearing these, like, green pants and, like, Kim Kardashian, like, ski glasses. And I guess I didn't realize that their new song is called Cool. So he wrote the caption was like, cool. Yeah. And I was like, no, babe. No, babe. Not cool.

Right. But I wrote this is going to be the lamest troll. Like, Kelly's leaving everyone. I'm ready. So I, for some, like, you know, when you put up an Insta story, there's, like, the pen on the bottom that could match the color of something. I just discovered this, whatever. Oh, yes. So, because of the green pants, it colored my font that green.

And I wrote the not so cool, babe. And then somewhat true. Love the trolls. Some troll was like, I guess you're not cool one because he went to match. That called you after matching the color of the pants. And you're like, bitch, that's just content. Like, what? Putting Instagram.

No. That's it. That's the hate. That's also, like, the worst. Are you like, people tell me to, like, go fuck myself every day. Like, literally. She's like, look at my head.

And I'm like, how my thing is. Seriously. What is that? I mean, is no joke. So the reason, the reason I have, like, Twitter followers even at all is that I live tweeted a couple breaking up on a plane, like literally four years ago. Like, that was like my thing. After that.

Wait, you got followers from live tweeting a breakup on your own. That's the only, no, no, not my own breakup. It was a breakup of a couple on the plane. They were drunk. They were drunk yelling. I was live tweeting what they were saying. That's the only reason I have followers. And then I turned it now into this like bachelor brand.

Wait, how did they, so you put that up. I don't know how Twitter works. Do you hashtag it? No, I didn't hashtag it. It just people were retweeting it. It still pops up. Like I had to mute my own tweets because every like couple of weeks, somebody makes like a joke of it.

It's become like a meme. Like it's also been in like, it's been in like marketing campaigns. No. The couple never reached out. to. Never, which is, which I never, I tweeted one photo of them and I, you couldn't see their faces or anything. So it's very like, what was happening? They were just screaming at each other, like, yelling like back and forth. And you put it up like the video. I was just, we were delayed on a tarmac and so I had service still. Oh, you were writing the tweets or? I was like, quoting

what they were saying. I was like, oh my God, this couple, like right next to me breaking up. And then my friends were like retweeting in or whatever. And it like really went viral. Like I was in, like, in print and the post. It was like a cool thing at the time. Oh, cool. So, but like, first it was cool. Then I got the trolls. And so the trolls were like, I hope someone live tweets you, live tweet you crying, your grandmother's funeral, like, shit like that. And so I was like, oh, do you block them or do you? Um, I just kind of like to, you know, see it.

Like, I just pretty much like, like to like see it and read it. I'm like, you know what? It's fine. Like, I'm just like, I absorb it. It like makes me stronger. You know, it's cool. Yeah. And but now I get hate for like, it's, it's like 70, 30.

Like is a 30 hate. 30 hate probably. Really? Maybe less. About what though? During the bachelor way less. Just anything. I'll tweet something like yesterday I tweeted like I was at the bar or something and somebody

responded like stop trying to tweet bitch you're not relevant like shit like that and it's just like all right whatever asshole. Twitter is meaner by the way mean oh Twitter is way meaner okay so I think that's a thing because I just read recently I know what comments on Instagram can be fucking comments on Instagram I mean I only get dick pics on Instagram not about like memes no nobody cares about like just say only a dick picks on Instagram yeah I get a shit time to pick on Instagram no no no someone emailed me a dick pick yesterday like what they're not and it pops hopped up. It was like, it was from like Henry Lee. And I was like, oh, I was just in Japan.

Like, well. And so like, maybe it's somebody that I knew. It's a Chinese? I mean, sorry, Chinese, Japanese. It could be either. It could be either. I was in Beijing at the time, just coming from Japan. I was like, maybe somebody. You got an Asian dick. No, it wasn't an Asian dick but it, I mean, I don't really know. It was only the dick. But it was like a high quality. I wish I still had it. I'd never seen a dick for Kelly. But it's, um, oh my God, that's insane. I have some guy that either every single day, I'm going to shout him out and he'll probably like die over it like small baller 6969 literally that's his name sends me a dick pick every fucking day from instagram on instagram in like my message request let's see what does it

it blurs it until i click it and sometimes i'll click it i'll be like what up i just like see because i'm laughing mostly can i see if i've never seen a dick sent you a message we're getting you can't go into it nope okay but i don't know let's meet up please hey you you up. Hey, you up. Hey, dick. Like, dick, dick, like, dick, that's a big penis. Right. But I also can't tell if it's the same dick every time. I don't think that it is. I don't know. I don't know, you guys. I don't think it's the same dick every time. I don't think it's the same dick every time. I don't think it's the same dick every time. It's so vainy. It's so vain. It's so vain. It's so vain. It's like, what Asian friend? Like my girl friend? Like, what? It's weird. It's weird.

This one is coming out of the box. Oh, my God. You like, cut a hole in his pants. Like, it's, it's very strange. No, I almost like, he is my, so he is my number one dick pick sender. But I still get, like, others. You guys, he sends me every day. And I've deleted it. Like, I've deleted it several times.

And now I just don't delete it anymore. It's nothing. It's like literally nothing, I'm pretty sure, right? Like, it's zero things. No, I don't know. I don't know, I don't like, allow it for you. No, no, no, it's fine. No, you guys, this was alive.

I've never seen a dickpick. Should I be offended that no one's sending me dickpick? Honestly, like, kind of, because dickpicks's are pretty standard. Like, I can't. believe that you haven't gotten them especially like meme account stuff like you have not gotten any it's so weird to me I have gay guys follow me that are like let's go to sir I need cheese balls like no one is dickpicking me that's great but no one is amazing I'm shook it no yeah so like yeah I mean you could be that could be it could be it could be you but you plan you know

I'm saying could you get a dick pick that would turn you on probably not like I don't think even the perfect disc penis a Justin Bieber penis I think it was like someone that I knew And we were, like, sexing. Oh, Justin Bieber's, which I've seen, obviously. We've all seen Justin Bieber's penis. Like, we've all seen it. It's a good one. So, maybe.

So you know what? I don't take it back. Yeah. Okay. Justin Bieber's dick. Like, what up, baby? No, but a random penis. That is the only dick that's turn me on.

I'm sorry, like. A random penis is not turning on ever. Never. No. Imagine it was like Brad Pitt's, but without Brad's Pitt's face, you would be like, oh. Yeah. It's stupid. You know what I will say?

It's weird that they think that it's attractive to people. No, they just want their dick out there. Do you feel like they think of the deck out of his dick in every form? Because he's so proud of his large, out to the bottom of the pants. The bottom of the pants is like my favorite. He is proud of his little peaches are like, whoops. It's like the peach face hairs from the balls. Ew, it's so gross.

I don't like when you include the balls. Like small ball six nine, six nine. Like the dick picks are fine. I'm going to keep ignoring them and maybe click and laugh. But like, please don't send me your balls. Like, I don't want the balls. I'm all set. I've got enough balls in my life.

I'm all set. I can't. Please. Deal with this. I'm kind of feeling insecure now, never gotten a dick pick in my life. I don't think you'd want a dick big. No, no, you don't want it. Because your husband would ban you from Instagram if you got a dick pick.

This is the thing. That is like, it falls into my like other, you know, like the messages that you get. So you don't open them. So I never see them left. I'm like looking for them. However, the email that I got yesterday was like, I felt assaulted by that one. Like it was like, oh, Henry Lee. Like, who are you?

I clicked it. And it said the caption was like, like something, something dog. Like it seemed normal. And I was like, oh, is this like. like somebody and it's the email that I have in my Twitter profile for like business stuff. It's like my business email like for like my podcast and whatever. So like it's it's out there. People can anybody can email it.

And I was like, okay, whatever click it. Think it's like maybe like an opportunity. Who knows? It's a giant like literally the biggest dick also in like the greatest quality. I was like, did you take this on like like a Canon like T3? Like how did you get this photo? It was like just the most. It was almost like portrait mode.

Can we see it? I have to. Let me look for it. As we, as we speak more, I'm going to look for it. I'm looking thirsty for dicks right now. I'm like, let me see all the dick pics. I'm like, I'm going into the dick pics. Have you ever seen one?

I mean, do you know how to, do you know how to find? I mean, like, not really. Oh my God. Do you know how to find like archived? Why is it archived already? Because I tried to delete it, but it didn't delete. And then it only gave me the option to archive. Oh, my God.

Wait, I just found out live. Oh, no, fuck. Oh, no, what? My friend is engaged. Oh, shit. Which friend? A good friend? Who?

Oh, damn. Oh, damn. Is it a good engagement? We'll talk about it here. I mean. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. You said this before we started the podcast.

I said this before. Listen, in Israel, there is a different culture. She just told me. I know this is really. Before we showed a podcast. Like, you'll get, like, there's not. People on date. Like, it's just like you're, she's turned 32, so I,

new, if she's with her boyfriend for over a year, two years, he's, and it's her birthday, it's like. Dan. One of my friends just got engaged, like, on a birthday trip, too, like, two weeks ago. It happened. So I feel like I wouldn't want to engage on my birthday. Just because, like, I want my birthday to be my birthday and I want my engagement date to be like that. I completely agree with that. Hers was a couple days after her birthday, but it was like rolled into like a surprise birthday trip and quotes turned into like an engagement with a giant fucking ring. Actually, my, she lives around here. I might go see her after this. I might be like, bitch, you home. I want to see that ring.

It happened like two weeks ago, and I haven't seen an emotion yet, and it blinded me from the photo. So when you're over 30, you have a boyfriend for, let's say, over two years. You go on a trip. It's like, you're kind of like waiting. Did you? It's more of like which trip. Yeah, which trip are you getting engaged on? Which trip are you going to get engaged on?

Totally great. I think the girls are kind of expecting it too. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. But again, it's not really in like I'm not talking to you. I don't know you. Like I feel like maybe if I'm sexting you and you send me a dick pick, I'll be into it.

It's different. That's different. Like, all right, cool. The random dick pics. I'm like a random stranger who I, whose name is literally a small baller. Like, I don't know about that. No, he's obviously like, like, no offense.

Kelly, I'm sure you get prime dick pics, but he's like, I feel like that's what he does for a living. No, it's 100% true. I guarantee his entire feed is just like he sends dick picks to everybody. Oh, no. Yeah. I know that I'm not special. I like to think it, but I know that I'm not.

Wait, did you guys see? There was something interesting that happened this week. A, there was April Fool's. Uh-huh. Of course. We were wanted to fool us. that Haley is pregnant. What do you think about that?

I believed for a second. So I believed it for a sec. We were like B-C about it. So I didn't think anything of it. And then I thought a little bit harder into it once I saw like one person being like, well, what the fuck? I was like, oh shit, bad idea. Like people that can't get pregnant.

Just the lengths that they went to like getting the fake, like the fake sonogram. Like her, the picture of her getting the fake sonogram. Which is funny because she was a lot. She put up. When he put up the fake sonogram before her picture, he said, he said, said she commented and she deleted it she wrote like babe like stop joking around which is funny because how did they have the pick of her like holding her stomach like no that was part of that like a doctor's appointment i don't think that was like a set up what kind of doctor's appointment

are you like holding her belly like she was like she was like literally getting a sonogram like i don't think that that they went to a doctor's appointment to like pretend to get a diagram i was on for a minute i was on for the right i saw the first thing i was like oh and then i saw the second thing i was like, oh, I believe it. And then I was like, and then I put up the dog and the thing. Yeah. Listen, again, I don't want to be too like. I feel bad just because you can't make jokes about anything anymore.

It's so true. It's such an easy joke to me. But at the same time, I do get that it's, for example, I put up this week about, so you know Jamila Jamil is really, so I'm pro that shit, right? Pro. Okay, just quick think. Jamil has this thing organization called like I-Way and she personally, she's on the good place, likes to call out shit.

I fucking love Jamila. meal, by the way. She's amazing. She's amazing. I have no idea she was, watched The Good Place. Now she's fucking everywhere. No, she's crazy Tegan's best friend. Like, she's literally everywhere else out.

She's been calling out the Kardashians for like promoting the weight loss tea. She's been very outspoken about, um, body image stuff. And I'm really all about it. But there's some points where it's like a little bit too self-righteous for me. Like I think who put put this up. I think she put it up and someone reposed it about like, you know, how skinny is not a compliment. And I'm like, and I'm like, excuse me.

And I was like, no, keep, keep call. Like, if you want to give me a comment, say I look skinny. Right. And then I had only one message from this girl who said, like, that it's trigger word for her because she's recovering from an eating disorder. But you can't always. But even she said, she was like, but I know it's personal. And like, I don't, I'm not calling you out for being like not okay. For me, it's a personal thing.

Right, of course. So I'm saying every, I can be sensitive about you saying like, I don't know, whatever. You know, I don't have an example. Right. It could be, it could literally be anything like it's whatever. A compliment for you saying, well, man, like you look great. You look thin. You look so skinny.

Yeah. Like, okay, wow, yeah, I've been eating well this week or I worked out two times. Right. Totally. Also, you know who to say it to. Like, this girl that message you, whatever, her friends are dickheads if they're like, wow, you look so skinny today. It's like, fuck you. I'm like recovering.

Right. What do you mean? Like, you know, like the right person to say it to. Right. Right. So I'm into Jamila Jamil and I'm into the movement. but I feel like there's a line of a little bit too, like, self-righteous

whereas, like, I feel like this world has gone... Is she not? Hot as fuck. That is to say, like, what is she... There's a little bit of a thing. Her being like a positive body image. I'm like, yeah, but you're basically Emrada,

but like a little thicker. Like you were the, like, very hot. Right, though? Like she's like, M-Rata's like, you know, Amragikowsky. She's like actually the hottest bitch on her. She's a hottest bitch on her. She's a hotest bitch on her.

You know, big boobs, like, whatever tiny ways, whole thing. Jamil Jamil is exactly the same with like bigger boobs and a like if Jamila Jamil wasn't super hot we'd be like we're with you girl like curves this and that totally like she doesn't really have them but she's like hot as hell that's she doesn't really have like a so there's a little bit of that but i still support and i'm i'm here for calling it out because i don't think we talked about this last time that the kardashian should be they have enough money they don't need to be promoting stupid shit like thyroid tea or whatever they don't

absolutely a hundred percent agree way they do not need to stoop you did not need to stoop no you know what kim did this week, she did one of those ads where it says in the thing. I don't even know what she was promoting. I didn't even look. Go to this page. Follow all the people that page is following. Have you seen ads like this? No, stop. I have, but I did not know.

Kim did that. That's insane. That's insane. I wouldn't do that. I swear my life, maybe I'm the idiot. Maybe I'm not like smart with money. If someone said that, put this thing up, follow this brand that's called paper towel. Follow all the brands that paper towel is following because it's

probably like their sister brand. Yeah, yeah. Enter this to, and I was like, Kim Kardashian. That's fucking dumb. Needs to do that. Like, what kind of, what's like the minimum amount of money that you have to do to get that? Like, I don't think that somebody would have to pay me like a lot of fucking money to that. Like, I have the time.

Like, I'll get like propositions for like paid posts and stuff like that. And you won't do them if they don't do them if they don't let me do my own copy. Right. I'm like, no, no, no. I have to write it myself. I have a very specific voice. Like, I don't, I'm not going to come in here and be like, hey guys. And it has to be like, la la la la.

Like, I'm not going to fucking do that. Because my friends would roast the shit out of me. That's the only reason why. My best friends who don't give a fuck about my podcast or like my social media, they'll be like, Kelly, literally what the fuck are you doing? Like, don't. No, but 100%. I'm the same way.

And I don't know if we're smart. She's smart. It's true. Who's the smart one? I mean, she's loaded as fuck. So probably her. Like, I'm literally like, like, my bank account is overdrawn right now. Like, that's so I'm like, we won't do it.

You want her own voice? I'm like, my voice over everything. Like, meanwhile, like, I took the fuck. in Subway here, bitch. Like, I could have Uber and I did it because I broke. Like, literally. You don't proposition us.

Literally. No, I can't. There's a line and they don't care. That's the thing with the Kardashians. They don't care to cross it. She doesn't get this shit. No, no, no, she has 140 million. She has whatever else.

She never spoke to, like, got to respect that because, like, whatever. Did you know Ariana Grande has a hundred fifty million? No, she went up to the first followers on Instagram. A hundred and I did not about. She went up to the most followed. How interesting. Hold on. She is.

She is. She is. She is. She is. She ups, she has a lot of, really. How interesting is Ariana Grande? So interesting. Why does she have a hundred?

She's a really good singer, though. Okay, she is. She has, like, a really, well, the only reason right now that she has all his followers is because of all of her drama this past year. She's at the most drama out of, like, any celebrity. She wrote up with Pete Davidson. Right, but then she made a whole fucking album based on this breakup, basically.

Like, like, thank you next. Literally lists out men's names. Like, she, people, like, it crossed over so many paths, I think, because, like, and she was also posting, not passive aggressive. of stuff. But she was doing like drops and like secret drops like my new song, my new song are like this and that or like black screen with just text really small being like miss you love you. And it was like upside down. And I was like shit. I'm like shit. I'm like like I follow Ariana Grande. Like I never followed her before. I didn't give a fuck.

Yeah. All I wanted was every update of her and Pete Davidson's breakup. Like after he was so public. Now he's a paid back in sale. Now I'm following. Who's a crazy ass bitch? By the way, she's like crime and proper. She is nuts. Have you seen her her her ex being like. like, oh, like, the comments. He was like, good luck. Somebody was like, oh, like, you did a Kate back and say, like, what do you think about her and Pete Davidson? And he was like, huh, good luck.

Yeah, really? And then he was like, oh, actually, like, yeah, he was also really young. He was like, oh, actually, no, I'm sure like, it's great. I'm sure they're like so happy, whatever. But at first he was like, oh, good luck. Oh, my God. And you think when you see her in like movies and stuff, she's like, great and she looks in crime and proper.

No way. She's hot as hell, though. She's hot as hell. I can see it. You know who else is like on Instagram going a little wild these days is Marley Cyrus. Yeah. Molly is on and popping at the moment.

What are you got in like on and poppin? I saw. I saw. I'm kind of into it. At the same time though, it's not great long term. Like it needs to be like a like a situational. No,

but she goes through phases like through like no Instagram phase and then she's like posting selfies every second of every day. Can I bring this all back to Priyanka Chopra? Because I mentioned, I wanted to mention this earlier and I forgot when Miley posted the picture slash, like, video, whatever of Nick Jonas commenting being like, L-O-L, like, fire throw that. Priyanka commented, like, or she was like, even when your ex-boyfriend acknowledges that your

content is fire, because they dated when they were like 16. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Priy, like, L-O-L's so funny, hubby. And it's like, fuck you, bitch. Like, relax. We know that you're married. Like, we saw the Mercedes and stuff. Like, we understand.

Like, I just, I just can't. And, like, and that could have been so much funnier. You know what's so weird. And she just made it very much like, like. My husband, it could have been so funny. It could have been, like, L.O.L. Like, sliding in them DMs. Could have been something so much better.

And she just basically was like, he's mine. So you're getting the Jonas Brothers hate that I was throwing. Right. No, no, no. I fully understand it. Because she's into the truly, it's like all, like, kind of meshing. It's very intertwined. At the same time, and I will, again, you know, we don't need to harp on the Jonas Brothers

forever, but I will say, if you're Danielle Jonas, Kevin Jonas's wife, do you want to kill yourself? Because you're the least fucking famous bitch on earth. Like there is no thing less famous than Danielle Jonas, except for their show for five minutes, which was a total bust. Total bus. She looked like such an asshole,

like the worst. So they like went into hiding after that show. Like she's Mary Dowie. He like went into hiding. Wait, did you listen? They have a new song. And now we've got Priyanka and fucking Sophie Turner coming out here,

showing out, showing up her ass every minute. And she's in the background like, I'm a sucker for you. And it's like not working for Danielle Jonas. Like she's just on. Sorry. She put up the photo. that I was making fun of.

Oh, okay. She was, like, so cool. And I, because I'm not, like, I didn't listen to the new song. I didn't know there was a new song called Cool. But about Ariana Grande. So it came out this week that she said something about the fact that she's, like, bisexual or intimate and women. Wait, what?

Yeah. How did I miss that? Yeah. It came out that she, but you know what? I'm so over it. It comes out every week. It came out about Sophie Turner the week before. Riley Cyrus, every week.

Every week there's another celebrity being like, I don't, I just like see the Gender neutral. And I'm into it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I'm like, well, same, but you don't need to talk about it. Like, you hooked up as a girl one time doesn't mean you're bisexual.

Like, this just means that you were bored and like a girl was hot. Like that's, that's literally it. Another important thing this week that happened is that Britt, Brett. I don't know, Kelly, are you a Britney fan? Brittany, uh, Spiers. Yeah. Of course. I was like, of course.

Did she go to a concert when she was here? Uh, no, I didn't. But I do here. Are you paid $300. Not every person would pay them. You went into the concert. Okay. So she bought her for my birthday.

Okay, we've been, we've been, like, rehearsing Brittany, like, yeah. Dances since for, like, five years old. You must. I couldn't miss her when she came. Like, I don't care how bad of a dancer she was at the moment. Did you imagine paying $600 at once? No, no, I, no, I can't. For literally anything.

No, no. I, like, somehow gathered the money, like, that I don't have. Like, that's a dedication that you have when you, like, love someone. So I understand. I understand, I understand, like, you can't miss it. And we knew that it wouldn't be old Britney. We knew, right? maybe new brittany it's going to be like new brittany what i can say about brittany though is that she

did try so hard like as much as she's like can't dance anymore like can't move she's trying and we this girl is she'd residency in Vegas for a long fucking time well wait so is the news that she's like going for taking time for her mental health right is that news it may be sad question though kelly yeah i'm ready to think it's code for like rehab because selina gomez did that a lot of times too well selina gomez can i tell you some about Selena Gomez. So I have heard from like several credible sources. Yeah.

That Selena Gomez is like the fucking ringleener as far as the drugs. You know how like Justin Bieber's like involved whatever, Demi Lovato, like all those girls, all those like fringe Disney people. Apparently Selena is the epicenter. Like apparently. What? Yes. And so I don't know.

What you're shocked at? She like to rehab a bunch of times. I know, but I'm shocked. I thought you went to rehab for her kidney transplant. But at the same time. But at the same time, like, I'm sure she has lupus. Yeah, obviously. Like, that's a thing.

I don't think you're lying about that. Yeah. If you paid attention, which I, again, I back to the same where I, like, pay weird attention, like, for no reason to stuff like this. She put up Instagram stories, like, right around the time, like, Justin Bieber and Haley were, like, getting together, like, whatever. Maybe right before it. It was, like, a weird thing.

They were dating for five minutes again, the whole thing. She was putting up Insta stories of her, like, videoing herself in the car with her friend. Homegirl was the most fucked up I've ever seen. Like, clearly fucked up on. oxy and like you know you can tell because like the eyeballs you can tell there's like a lot of signs really and i know it's like i had a lot of friends fucked up on oxy so i know what car video she was she was in the car doing celly videos with their friends no not even she was just her like like videoing herself like mm-hmm mm-hmm like just doing that in the car and then

she was like i just remember when she was dancing to like that she had so she was doing that like she was doing a lot of car videos or whatever but there was at one point where she she she went on like a five minute it was like nine five minute it was just like five story long about like her tiny purse. She was like, look at my purse. Like, my small purse is so funny. And I was like, girl, you are fucked up right now. And I was like, you know what? And nobody talked about it. And I was like, nobody noticing this shit. And then I wasn't about to like blow up a spot. But like, really, girl, I was like, I believe the stories now. But like, that's the thing. It's always on blinds and stuff. I know. I had such a hard time.

I have that she has the medical issue. No, we have that she has the medical. First of all, I don't. I mean, I don't. Any child star is. Oh, the distance starts. They're all fucked up. They're all fucked up. Zaff effer. Zaffer. Zaffer. Zafar frown.

Wait, do I look drunk? No. No. I'm so drunk. Oh my God. I love it. I'm thrilled. Maybe in the eyes a little.

I'm telling you guys. It's the shams. It's so skinny. I'm tiny. You're so tiny. Girl, you're like, I get drunk. I get drunk. Oh, I guess so ma'am.

You can't hold that. You're so ma. It's fine. It's fine. It's so tiny. No, but truly. Yeah, like, I literally can't tell. No, but that was my question.

Like, A, obviously we believe Selena about the lupus. We believe that Brittany, her dad is, his health isn't doing so good. And we know he's her, like, he like does her money and they're like super close. So obviously she's having a hard time. But does that mean that she relapsed into, personally, you know what about Brittany? I was talking about this week with all her media coverage, with all the shit we know about her. we don't know what drugs she was on the 2007 meltdown

It is so secretive Was it, I think My guess is, um, Chryslemouth Or you think She shaved her fucking head Like it has to be something hard Like it's not cocaine Not cocaine.

Not cocaine. Not cocaine. You do not shave your head on cocaine. Like you just like tell a lot of stories Really fast. Like that's really all you do. You do not shave your mother fucking head. It had to be something more.

I would say Pain killers. Probably pain killers. I would say prescription drugs of some kind. Because like you don't do crystal meth. I mean, you do, but you don't do crystal meth when you're like famous as fucking rich as fuck. Because it's like a cheap drug.

Yeah, it's a cheap drug. It's like a drug for the streets. Like you do, you like rock bottom get involved in that shit. If you're like a rock star and stuff. Yeah. But I don't think she was like, she might have even been like doing heroin. Like she could have been. She might have even been doing heroin.

But also the like the, but the, but a lot of the description pills are like heroin gateways. Right. So she could have just been like fucked up on Oxy the whole time. Like, what's a mental health facility? Like I need to look it up. And I'm into mental health. Well, I think that's all passages Malibus.

I don't know, but I think that Brandy Spears is fucked up ever since that 2007 like shaving doesn't move the same. You know, it's like a lot of things that I think she like has just mental health issues and they probably are exasperate. So that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

Selina really has lupus but she's probably also I think she has mental health shake going on too. Mental health but I think she also because of those things also has a drug problem and was in rehab a bunch of times when we were told she was in mental health facilities or lupus rehab. And Brittany's saying, like, she might be treating her, like...

Like a quick relapse to, like, out or something. Or maybe she might not be... And also, because of, like, her Vegas residency, like, I don't think that she was probably off the rails. I think it was probably, like, maybe she's getting there. Or maybe she's realizing, like, oh, fuck. Like, I need to, like, get control of myself. I need to take a break, relax for a second.

Yeah. Because I will say about Britney's Instagram stories and her Instagram in general, just really basing everything off Instagram. They're getting a little weird. Like her, like, her, like, parading around her house and her outfits and stuff. And it was, like, funny. for a minute. It was like, oh, ha ha, that's like so Brittany. Now it's starting to get a little, a little, like,

it's reminding me very much of, like, the, like, the movie taken where, like, they're drugged up and, like, paraded around to, like, be bought. That's kind of how I'm feeling about Britney's shit. And I'm like, it is dark. And I'm feeling like it's darker than we're thinking. Yeah, it's weird because, obviously, like, if you go back, like, I watched all of her, what was it, like, MTV Diaries. She's been so cute and funny.

So bubbly, so funny. Even though myself, like, I do hope that, like, in 20 years, I'll be. be, like, the same bitch, you know? Like, hopefully, like, older, but pretty much the same. I don't think he's changed as much as Britney did. I don't think you can't. So I'm saying, like, that's drugs,

that's, I don't know. So I'm hoping, but I... That's a new person due to, like, a lot of factors. Yeah. But I do really wish that she gets better. A hundred percent. We need her to be better. We need her to be on the top of her game. Can I, while we're on the topic of Brittany, can I comment on the fact that I haven't seen

or heard about her children in years? What are her children up to? I don't even know their names. No, no. She posts them on Instagram though. She posts them like she's like running with them in the field. I go to and you know she has a boyfriend like I think he's a Angari or something. I know she has a boyfriend.

I did not know. Like I haven't seen her. Jaden. Oh, that's right. Jaden and Preston. You're so right. Jaden and Preston. Also P.S.

I'm noticing right now and I'm, I know on my phone. I'm sorry. Literally 21.7 million followers. However, her her profile pick is her baby one more time cover. I know she just recently changed it. Oh, did she recently change it? Oh, she's changed it. That's cute.

I was like, too many word call. But like, yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's just, I feel like she's got a lot of weird shit going on. Like, I think you're right with like a, like, a bit of a drug relapse situation disguised by like a mental health thing. Yeah. But I think it's probably, she's probably getting ahead of the curve. Like, I think she's trying to, like, beat it instead of, like, falling into it. She's obviously saying healthy.

She's super fit. Because then when she was spiraling, you could tell she was, like, getting heavier. She was, like, drinking Red Bull and. Cheetos all day. It was like a different thing. And again, she like shaved her fucking head. She shaved her. We don't need her to shave her fucking head again.

Like that was. That was nice. But her hair has never been the same since. Can we talk about, it hasn't. But can we talk about how fucking scandalous that was when she shaved her head? Like, what year was like? I don't think I was. What?

How old were we? Like, we were, we were. I think I was in high school. Because I remember seeing it on the news. Like I remember specifically waking up actually, you know where I saw it. I feel like it was 2007. 2007. You remember the show, the soup with Joe McCale.

So in 2017 It was 2007 It was 2007 So it was like 1617 At least I was I think we could Relax Kelly We're like the same age

It's like 10 years It's like so pure Not to brag about how young I am But it's like That was like barely born Were you 35 a man now Like sorry I think you might have been way too old To be watching talk soup

But I was like barely out of the womb Like scraping placenta off like on I saw Britney's fear shaped her head So, like, how old were you? Oh, my God. You guys, I'm red as a bead because I'm laughing so hard. I'm sweating in my chair because I'm wearing nylon.

I'm sweating my dick off. I'm doing an Adidas trax suit. Like, I'm sweating my dick off right now. Like, literally sweating so hard. So last time when we were recording on the hot day, I was like, Ariel air conditioning. So I go to the air conditioner. It was like February.

It was blowing. It was blowing a hot day, 45. I'm like, oh, shit, 45 is because we're dainty and small and we don't sweat. Right, exactly. we're so tight we're so tired so tired so we put on the air conditioner it was like blowing leaves at me i was like i cannot use this yet like it needs to go through some sort of like filtering it needs to cycle out yeah it needs to cycle out the air going to put the air on for the first time it smells like straight gasoline for a week and you're like what's wrong to your building where

they like do that for you yeah oh summer's coming yeah it's like just look that summer's coming i like how you said that oh oh oh oh summer's coming it's british make sure you bring out the leaves Yeah, no, it makes sense. It makes a lot of sense. But we wish Bridie well, and Selena well. And Selena well. No, because she's probably also dealing with some shit right now. I'm sure.

I'm sure. So open and out about his love for Haley. Yeah, it's too much. I feel like it's kind of like Kay and Jason. He's like putting something in someone's face. Very much so. Have you guys read? I know we're like trying to transition, but I just can't yet.

Have you read the article about Justin Bieber and Haley talking about how fucking terrible their marriage is already? Like, it's like Vanity Fair, I think. Vanity Fair article. They have to work on it. They're already in marriage counseling. Haley is like, yeah, it's really just like very hard. But it's nice that they're like working on it.

It is. But Justin is like, oh, my ADHD and like whatever. Like I can't even sit fucking still. Baby, he sleeps in like a hype or no way, whatever. I don't know the word. I know you're saying, though. Did you see him? Yes.

But you always say like when you see paparazzi pictures of them, she's like always consoling him. Like she's always consoling him. She does look like a really positive. person, like a good influence. I think that she definitely is. And also she's like a ray of light. Yeah. She's like looking at her.

Like she's like perfect. She's just like a sweet angel. She's like a sweet angel. So I can see his attraction. And maybe if we go back to the Selena thing, she's a better influence than Selena. 100%. Oh no.

That's probably like. That's completely what I think. Because that's what he said. If you guys read the thing, which I also spoke about, um, because I'm a jealous as bitch. And if my husband today said like I have a lot of love in my heart for so. Like, because he basically, he's getting a lot of hate. I know as well.

they're like Jalina pages still. Of course, of course. So people are like, why Haley? Like, well,

so he was basically saying, don't hate on my wife. Like I love her. I have a lot of loves for Selena. But Haley's my bride. Yeah. Very sweet.

Yeah. Also, what a high road to take. Like a lot of love for but not in love with. No, but he said like she'll always have, I think it was even deeper.

No, he said she'll always have like a piece of my heart. But like, but like Haley is the best of that. And Haley didn't Krianka Chupra that shit. She was quiet. about it and i would be a jealous house which i'd be like i'd be like um i'm deleted bitch are you fucking with me like post like naked photos of me now and be like this is my queen

like that's the only way to come back from that you post really hot photos of her he does i know but you can't post like not hot photos of her she's so perfect no she's my style i kind i feel like not that i would dress like her but if i had a stylist that could dress me like her like she dresses like every day she has an outfit she wears like the street stuff like she wears like gcd yes every day. Like, she's like a street bitch. She's very hot. Yeah.

Yeah. Speaking of street bitches, it's kind of like Sheena. She's become like, she's like pretty street all of a sudden. Really? Like a lot of, I don't know if you're noticing. She's wearing a lot of present day. She's wearing a lot of like. So you follow the VPR people?

So I, yeah. So I don't yet. Okay. You're going to be disappointed when you do, honestly. So I'm. You're not going to be happy with. I took the catch up very seriously. You're at season six.

I am. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. You just watched a season finale. I did? Okay, I can't even keep up. Yeah. So I'm...

Sister-Jer. I got her. Coming in, like, correcting. I got her. Coming in class. So I decided in advance I'm not going to follow anyone because I don't want to know what's happening in real life. Okay.

That makes sense. So I don't. But I do know. Well, she knows become very street. Really? So, why do people have lost a lot of reasons? She also, she, I mean, she wears, like, crazy hair extensions. Like, I, you know what?

She's almost... She's almost like, like, kind of like a little hood. Like she's dressing a little hood. Like she's, she's like going like the Lala Kent way. Like she's, but Lala can pull it off. Sheena, you like, can't really. I'm not into Lala. I like Lala more than I used to.

I used to hate Lala. I thought she's annoying as shit. I heard that. I think she's way better now because she's the realest. Like she's the realest bitch. Like at first you think that she's fake. You think whatever. But she's like real about it.

She's like, yeah. Or at least whatever she's doing now present day. I'm pretty sure she's maybe married to the same guy. Like she's married to somebody rich. She's engaged to him. Yeah. And she goes out of PJ. Of course,

like I'm rich as fuck. Like, PJs like all day. Like that's really, but I appreciate that. I thought it was pajamas. Like I don't follow them yet and people were like, yeah.

It's like, yeah. I'm like, what does she wear? And it's so like. God, like act like you've been there before. Like at least once.

Like hello. So that's what she was saying. I'm embarrassing for you. You don't even know what a PJ. Oh my God. So my last came in. Yesterday I was row 55D like on an air China flight.

Like that's what I'm saying. I put the 15-hour layover in Beijing, literally. But, like, act like you've been on a PJ, bitch. She was saying one of the seasons that I think her second season, she was saying, like, you're in L.A., you're pretty, you're hot, you have boobs, you have an ass. You've never been on a PJ. Like, what's wrong with you? Like, honestly, though.

Like, I've never gotten a dick pick, Lala. What does that say about me? Like, I don't know. Like, just start asking. That's what I like about. What is it, like, ask them and they will come or, like, ask that, what's the fucking phrase? I don't know. It's religious.

Like, visualize it or something? It's like something, something and they will come. Like, whatever the fuck. I don't think you're on it, Amanda. I think it's religious. I'm on the mimosa. Amanda's a mimosa problem. No, but I was going to say because what I like about, like, let's say, Stasi is like she looks like a basic bitch.

Like she wants, but she dates people with no money. Like she hasn't been in a piece. Have you heard her analogies? Yes. She has good analogies. I think that she, I agree. I think that she's smart. However, I don't think that she's like book smart in any way.

I think that she's like street smart. She's like common sense, which is kind of like how I feel about myself. Yeah, same. I'm not book smart for shit. Like I can barely do math. Same. But that's what I'm saying.

Her analogy is like the fact that she can say shit so quickly. Like what she's like comes. She's quick. She comes out. She's a fast guy. Like I loved on season 5 when she was like pissed about Chena because sheena brought up a money situation about Katie's wedding to Katie. Of course.

Yeah, yeah. And Stasi was like, Sheena, were you raised by wolves in the hills of Azusa? So, like, so quickly. Yeah, she, like, says weird shit like that. She says, like, weird shit. And I really do think about VPR.

They're good friends to each other. Sheena's kind of a good friend. Where I am now? Don't tell me about what it happens, like, later. She is a pretty consistently good friend. Like, I feel like she maybe has some smoke a little bit later on. But she just based on, like, real life. But Soss is a good friend to Katie.

Soss is a good friend. And even crazy fucking Kristen, they're all, they're all, like, good friends. I think that they're all actually good people. Yeah. They have moments. I think that that's, like, always true of every, like, every single reality show. whether it be Van der Pum, The Bachelor, like anything. People are usually all good for the most part,

but they sometimes get painted in a bad way. Like, everybody has a bad day. And on these shows, their bad days are magnified. So it's like you get stuck thinking that you're an asshole. Like, Jacks Taylor, I think he's a pretty good guy. But I also think he's a total fucking asshole. He is redeeming himself for me in season five. I'm lulling at everything.

No, he's great. He puts that funny shit. Also on Twitter, if you call him on Twitter. Of course. So he put up, you know, the, um, that I saw that. I saw that. Oh, my God, that was funny. He put up, like, the basic bitches wearing the fila, like, that they're, like, really, like, kind of platformy.

Right, of course. They're so funny shit. The filet issues are just, they're just bricks on your feet. They're, like, yeah, yeah. So he's redeeming himself for me. Like, he was a dick, but there's something likable about him, which goes back to, like. That's what Sanneval just said this season, he was like, you know, if Jacks wasn't in my life in, like, a year or I would fucking miss that dude. Like, you can't, like, not love him.

Like, you don't, you, like, there's so many things that they do. And it's like, oh, wow, that was an asshole. moment, but, like, I have been an asshole so many fucking times where if it was all broadcast on TV, people would hate my ass. You should go like, Submer House, Kelly. I have so, oh, my God, I so should. We need to sign you up. I feel like you'd be so great.

I don't watch it, but VPR made me watch it. No, I get a lot of people are saying that it's actually, like, really funny. So maybe I need to finish VPR, but then we'll get on it. We'll sign Kelly up. Absolutely. And sign Kelly up for The Bachelor. She'd be the real as much fun. Oh, my God.

The Bachelor would reject me so fucking fast because I just, I have so many thoughts. I, first of all, I, first of all. I would win The Bachelor. Like, I know. Like, I know how the game goes. I know exactly what to do. I know to, like, make friends, but not too close. But you know Robert Mills now.

Yeah, like, I could be on it if I wanted. Like, I know that I could. But I think that truly, once I get to like the end of the line, they would be like, bitch, you're doing this for your brand. Like, it's too obvious that you're doing this to your brand. We know you don't want to find love. Like, you've openly said that you're never dating anyone ever again. Like, we know that you're not trying to find love and that you just want

Instagram followers and you want to talk shit about it after the season's over. We just have to hashtag Kelly for the bachelor. There we go. Perth. We got to do it. Kelly, we had so much fun having you. Thank you so much for having me. This has been wonderful. We waited for a while. She's been a busy bee. We love her. We'll have you again for sure. Please do. And tell everyone

where to find you and follow you. You can find me. Let's see. Twitter is Kelly Keggs, Instagram. Kelly.com. And at Wine with Kelly on both Twitter and Instagram. My Kelly Kigs ones are better if we're being honest. But follow it all. Follow the pod. iTunes, Stitcher, whatever the fuck else. You know, wherever you get podcast. It's there. It's there. Podcasts one.

Shut out. All the above. Don't troll her though. For real. Don't troll me. I mean, like if you do. I mean, if you do. I'll quote you and embarrass you. Don't dick pick her either. Because I'll see the, fucking, not the same manner of listening.

All right, you guys. Well, thank you for listening. Thank you to my co-os. Ariya. Thank you again. There she goes with her, like, ending speech. It's so good, though.

I like, locked her go. Thank you to Kelly for coming. We did. We had so much fun. I'm drunk off to mimosa. 100%. Kelly's been joling it up. You're listening.

Raid and tweet us and, like, review us. Is that what you say? Oh, yeah. Sign up, subscribe. Right. What do we say? Don't speak.

at the end? Yeah. Oh, okay. We could also just like don't speak ever. Thank you to my editor, Jordan. Forgot his name. Aaron. My producer, Jeff, I'm Rover on the podglomerate.

You go the podglomerate.com and see their shows and my show. Read and review us on Apple, not skinny, but not fat. Tune in next Tuesday. And love you guys. Had so much fun. Are you going to make another mimosa? Yeah, let's go. Absolutely.

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