Not Skinny But Not Fat - Tristan and Jordyn Cheating Scandal and Reveal of Next Bachelorette

Episode Date: March 19, 2019

Deep dive into the biggest drama of the year: the Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson cheating scandal. From who unfollowed whom, to what exactly went down and Amanda’s raw opinion on everything. Coverage of the Oscars, mostly just the Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper rumored romance and how they definitely f****d and got a spray tan together. And also, how Amanda is loving being compared to Irina Shayk, a little too much. A SO and tribute to Vanderpump Rules #VPRAMBASSADOR, recap of the latest episode of the Bachelor: Hometowns, as well as insider information revealed on who is the next bachelorette.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is Not Skinny but Not Fat and I'm your host, Amanda, here to bring you the latest in all pop culture news, celebrity gossip, anything happening right now in Hollywood that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is Not Skinny but Not Fat. Hello, this is Amanda and this is Not Skinny but Not Fat, the podcast. Yes, yes. This is our first episode. We're so excited. You might know me from my Instagram account, not skinny but not fat, and I'm joined here by my co-host. Ariel. Ariel.

You promised you weren't going to do that. No, I can't, though. No, I can't. But you know saying your name. You've admitted. Okay, because it's an annoying name to say. Ariel. Well, whatever.

No, I actually think your name is nicer than mine. I'll just say, like, it's harder. The R. Yeah, it is harder and it's like just more annoying. But anyway, I'm your co-host, and I'm so excited to be joined here. um by my sister you're joining me i know i'm joining you um so this is a not skinny but not podcast and this is a podcast that's going to be all about celebrities celebrity gossip celebrity news pop culture updates everything if you follow me um that i uh post in my instagram stories and i know

you guys love it because we all love keeping tabs on everything that's happening in reality tv with the Kardashians with celebrities in Hollywood and pop culture. So this is going to be my stories on steroids. Like, for real. No, I'm so excited to talk about it. I know. No, like, really. Um, we're brought to you by the Pudglomerate. Um, and let's, let's start, babe. Like, episode one and God gave us like so much. No, but not in a good way. Like, no, no, I'm sorry. We have so much shit to talk about. I think God knows that I mean like, Obviously, I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but I'm also saying, like, what perfect timing for me. And the last week has been more full of celebrity, but good.

Not like, oh, this person went out and like, okay, let's just, you know, name the elephant in the room. Obviously, we're talking about the Chloe Kardashian, I mean, the Tristan Thompson and Jordan Woods cheating scandal that has rocked our lives. And it's been like a week. No, no, no, and I can't even, like, with the tweets and the texts and, like, the screenshots. I'm sorry, this is people's direct quotes that I'm doing God's work by updating everyone. Let's just summarize, summarize what's happened quickly because we've all, I mean, if you don't know about this shit, like, even I'm getting dams for people being like, I never cared about the Kardashians. I don't know them. I don't want to show.

And I'm all in on this drama. So we know what happened. So what happened was they went to this house party. And some reporter or like writer for Hollywood Unlocked was there and basically was the one to leak this and said that even everyone at the party was asked to put their phones away because sort of insinuating that Jordan and Tristan planned on doing something because like why would you put your phones away at a house party? And then no one said exactly what happened, but it was sort of like cheated. Did they, you know, make out? Did they grind? Did they do both? There was like insinuations of a lot of things. And all, we didn't really get confirmation, but we did because Chloe kept on, I mean,

she really likes quotes in her stories anyway. Yeah. But these quotes were like, me, very pinpointed towards like confirming. Right. Which like, let's go back for a second more. But they didn't even try to not confirm. They all unfollow Jordan right after. Not all.

I've updated on Instagram like most. Most. How shit went down. I'm like who unfollowed who. I'm pretty sure does Kylie still follow her? I think Kylie doesn't anymore. I think Kylie follows her. Yeah?

I think Kylie might still follow her. Chloe for sure doesn't. Corny doesn't. Corny did like later. Unfollowed. What I mean? I mean unfollowed. Yeah, Kylie's still following her.

She did. Yeah, I feel like it's hard for Kylie. You know, it's like her best friend growing up. Like I'm sure she has a soft spot for her in a spot that's like wants to believe in the good in her and again we're going to talk about this more in depth but i think it's mad up that she's been getting so much shit and her name has been the poster for this the fuck is he where the fuck is he hold up hold up she was seeing on an instagram story last night one up a million followers yes this is another point that no one's

talking about and that are yell like i'm glad you're my co-host like good work she went No one's talking about this. This has benefited her. In a way. You don't know. Of course not. I'd be suicidal. Like, no joke about being suicidal.

I'm dramatic. I don't mean it. But I'm saying, like, it's really, deal with this. You have to have toughest skin because the whole world is against you. And she doesn't deserve that shit. Not for, you know, not for this. Nobody deserves that.

Nobody deserves that shit. Right. Nobody deserves it. It's, you know, at the end of the day, what was done is really fucked up. But it's not like, you know, do or die. It's not do or die. It's if no one wants to forgive her, that's fine. It's Chloe's decision.

I don't even want to, I don't even want to think about how much hate she's getting when each one of the Kardashians has like a hundred million followers on Instagram. Right. It's like crazy. Just think about how much hate she's getting. She's getting mad hate. It's hard for, think about yourself. Like you get 99.9% positive feedback. I really do.

But even that one percent is like, horrifying. This one girl once was like, dude. Like, you should put on makeup sometimes because I, like, wear a sweatpants a lot. And that's like the least of it. Like, I really want to take a minute and just say, like, I feel very lucky by my experience with the internet because I know that people get. And I'm sure as you get bigger, like, it's more divided. But that's. And my point right now, I'm getting so much love and I live for it.

Like, getting positive reinforcements from people feel so nice. So I can only imagine getting negative feedback from people. especially it feels so bad yeah and especially when it's like when you're dealing with millions and millions of people all together listen is it fucked up it's she did what she did with him which we'll get into the exact what happened um by her own confirmation on the red table talk today with jada pink and smith which like no one knew about nobody knew about the rich that also went up a thousand gazillion subscribers because like i haven't been on facebook since 1994 I sent Ariel something today.

I was like, oh, I sang you something on Facebook. And she's like, I didn't get it. And I'm like, don't you like ghost me? I send you something you got it. She's like, I'm like, just say you don't check your Facebook. You know what I mean? I never checked my Facebook, but I went on Facebook today. You subscribed too.

I saw it. I went into watch and I saw like a bunch of people that I know are subscribed now. And so for a second before that, yes, she went up. So like obviously like they say any press is good. press any publicity is good publicity quote and quote that's obviously not true but she did go up because she's been spoken about yeah and it's really weird to me and i don't want to go into like a feminist rant because obviously this is more of a lighter podcast but why is she the face of this you know why and why is tristan not fucking getting shit and being like okay this is the second time he

was caught okay ladies and gentlemen no he was caught yeah meaning he's probably cheated every day. Right. Like he's a trash-ass-ass-mother and I didn't put that stuff in my stories because like, you know, I was giving the news that's out there and not my personal opinion. I want to give my personal opinion here. Do I think it's fucked up what you're

mad f*** up. Is there an excuse for it? No, did she betray Kylie? Yes, did she portray? The whole family. Also, yes, does she regret it? I'm sure a thousand million percent. The real dog here is Tristan who has been an awful partner to

Chloe who has a child with Chloe and has been doing this stuff shit even to hear about like you like partying and like continuing to house party and like it's just like he grosses me out and skews me out and he should be the face of this like the face of this should be him he posted a story cheering cheering that's like that's like dirty you know what you mean that just shows like that you're disrespectful that you don't give a shit you're what's going on that you're like living your life. Meanwhile, the Kardashians are hurting, even though she went up by a million followers. I'm sure Jordan is hurting. Jordan is, no, the followers aren't only that. I just thought it was interesting that she went up a million, but imagine how hard it is to go through what she's

going through. It's really, really hard. And then to have the entire Kardashian family unfollow you, that's like the cherry on top of it all. Yes, but now they, none of them want to do anything, want to have anything to do with her. And they made her who she is. Why do you think people know Jordan Woods? Obviously. Because of Kylie Jenner. But, first of all, she's already said without them. But I'm sure it's really sad. No.

I'm sure it's really sad for her. She lived in Kylie's house. Kylie bought her luxury cars, gave her diamonds. Like, it's no joke. It's no joke. But let's not make this like a materialistic thing. At the end of the day, it's a friendship thing. And she fucked up the friendship.

Granted. But he fucked up his relationship and his whole thing. But I will say for the Kardashians, like, credit. until now, like, yeah, Chloe posted a bunch of obvious quotes that were going towards them and towards a situation. And we did have that video that I posted that one of my followers caught before Kim took it down where Kim and Malika were in the car. Kim, obviously, perfect hair and makeup was thinking like, get your own man.

No, I can't deal with her. I can't deal with that. Because, like, that was totally directly at Jordan. it wasn't like man your motherfucker cheater it was a song that was like get your own man and she was like being like cutesy about it and yeah that's annoying about kim that sometimes like she like makes situations lighter than they actually are right like when tristan cheated the first time and they i'm gonna like kit your head off like when they went to cleveland and they were on the plane she's like i know i'm gonna act when i see like which again this reminds me because when

this scandal came out of first people were so doubtful they're like oh my god this didn't happen. This didn't happen. The first thing I said was like, if a rumor comes out about the Kardashians, I believe it. Like, I don't give a shit. It's probably true. Did we think Bruce would be like a transgender when it first came out? No, we were like, no way, he's an athlete. He's a this. Like, we wouldn't have believed half the shit that we heard at first until it was like confirmed. Yeah. So I knew when this first came out, I was like, a hondo, a hondo. Yeah. So I'll first say that. But, um, so, The only really, I guess, disses towards Jordan were like, Don follows that happened sort of consecutively, but not even totally until now.

The quotes that were sort of aiming towards her, but nothing was really said that bad. Nobody said anything about Jordan. Like the family didn't. But so fast forward. Malika did and Larca did. Yeah. Which Malika is Chloe's best friend and Larsa is like a good friend of all of them. And they said like, Malika was like talking shit basically.

Yeah, she was. She said something about like that she's made her own mistakes because I think it was known that Malika, by the way, I'm drunk in 3 p.m. What's up? We wanted to celebrate our first podcast by wine. But like we're lightweights and it's like we're not like. Yeah. Okay, we'll be back in just a second to continue with this drama after a word from one of our sponsors. Let's start talking about the Red Table Talk. We've been alluding to it. Yes, no, I know. But I'm saying there's a lot in there to dissect. And first, you want to start by saying that, like, Jada, Pinkett Smith and the Will Smith family. Right.

So we all knew when we heard she's going on the Red Table Talk, A, I didn't know what it was. I haven't been on Facebook since 1994. For real. But I was like, sir, subscribe. Like I saw, you already subscribe. Like, we're all on Facebook pages. Like, I'm sorry, I don't know. Many people use Facebook in my experience.

Like, I'm done with Facebook. Yeah, I know. Like, I sent Ariel, like, something on Facebook the other day. And she was like, I didn't get it. I was like, don't play those games with me. Like, don't be ghosting me. I sang you something for sure got it. So basically, like, she didn't go on Facebook.

She didn't see it. I haven't gone on Facebook in so long. And like. But for this, like, so I'm not saying people didn't know about Jada's show because, like, obviously she had also, like, form. million subscribers before but I'm sure this gave her a nice boost yeah um but she also looks like a godmother and like no I want her to be like my like second mom like she seems to understand I feel like you can do no wrong no but I think also like I heard I remember that like Willow their daughter was on there

once and I think she was like I hate you and she's like okay like I think she's really understanding I don't remember what the story was there was something um but basically so we all knew that there was some Instagram posts, like alluding to the fact that they're like family, the Woodses and the Smithses, but we finally got an explanation on that, which I'm like more happy about that than anything on how this whole, all these relationships started. So basically Jordan's dad worked on fresh prints for like 15 years and basically became really close with Will Smith and, you know, they both had kids at the same time. So the kids became really close friends. And the Smithses were close to the Kardashians. And that's how they connected

between the woods and the Kardashians. And basically Kylie and Jordan and Jaden, um, who's will and Jada's son became really close, like since they were really on. Yeah. So she called them. And do you remember, hold on? Do you remember when Kylie had a show on E for like a season? It was like the life of Kylie. And we would watch it. And Jordan was. just like the bestest friend in the world. Oh my God. I'd wish to have a friend like her. I'd be like, I want my Jordan. I know. You'd say I want my Jordan. And while I was like sitting right there, I'm like, aren't I like kind of like a Jordan? You are. I actually thought about that because I think I posted the other

day like I want a Malika. Oh my God. Obviously. Like I want to. I forgot you said that. What? I forgot you said. Like I feel like, first of all, I don't know if anyone can hold me to do it. Pretty sure I said I want a Jordan, which now maybe I regret. And a day I'm going, I was like, I want a Malika. Just because like when I see, first of all, Ariel is my sister and she's the bestest in the world,

but like she has a duty to be, you know? Like these, when friends that are not family are so good to one another, that's like more surprising to me. So I'm taking you for granted. Legit. No, but Malika is like, she's like, she's like, she's like, if she ever fucks up, like I'll be surprised. No, I don't think she will.

But I definitely have said I wanted a Jordan before. No, because on the show, she would literally like do everything. And you see that she's Kylie's like right hand man. But she is. And so, I mean, I don't know. Anyway, so Red Table Talk, Smith, Kardashians, and Woodses are good family friends. And that's how Kylie met Jordan and they became friends. Right.

Now. Now, this is the place Jordan chose to tell her side of the story, which makes sense because Jada's really close to her. and apparently they're like family whatever you always wonder in holly would like really uncle willie um also he he face timed in and he was like jority like we're with you it's part of growing up and i'm like you don't got to do this to grow up yeah i didn't really i love will smith but i didn't really agree with that part of it yeah but i don't i think he like lost his words yeah because he was like why am i what i put on face time right now with just like scandal i'm like filming a movie like leave me But basically, the gist of the story is, I don't know how shocked we all were.

I think we were expecting, like, her to be like, I was like, um, I was kind of expecting her to say, like, this is what I did. I didn't think she would, like, completely deny it. She didn't deny it. She said at the end of the day, the story was that they all went on to the club, which, like, whatever. No, then, hold on, hold on. I have a question.

Yes. They all went out of the club. Why is Tristan at the club with them? Babe, don't be like so primitive. No, I'm just saying. People go to the club. You don't go to the club. I know they do.

But I'm saying like if she didn't have communication with Tristan before, didn't have anything. She said they happened to be at the same club. Oh, they happened to be at the, oh, happened to be at the, oh, happened to. We're saying what she's sad, babe. We're not demonizing. I know, but I'm playing devil's advocate. I'm like, you don't just. You don't.

No, I'm just like, you don't just happen to be at the club with like. Maybe they happen to be sometimes. Fine. Let's say we believe that part. Oh, and then he's like, come of it to my house. house well she said like okay so what she said we're not like opinion uh we're not opinionating yet fine is that a word we're not opinionating yet no is that it's not a word but like okay they were all at the same club um and basically she said what we do in l.a is after the club we always go to like

a house to like keep partying and that house happened to be um Tristan's which like I didn't know let's say at this point that Tristan like had his own house in L.A like and then she basically said And the question is, why does he have his own house? Right. Bottom line is we don't know. And I think, like, in reality, we also don't know, like, what is happening with Tristan and Chloe since the first time that he cheated, which is probably not the first time. And this is probably a cheater and just these are the times he got caught. Especially if he's a, no, he's probably like I'm saying this isn't like the second time. He has an issue. Oh, it's fucked up. All these f***es. He has athletes that think they can get everything that moves and can't be loyal. No, he has an issue. I think it's much bigger than that. He has an issue.

He can't be loyal. And I just, that's why there's a saying, once a cheater, oh, is a cheater? It's a saying, and he's dating Chloe Kardashian, and he's in the limelight, and he goes out there and cheats publicly. You know what I mean? The first video was public. It was in a club. He doesn't give shit. Right.

He doesn't get a shit. That's what it means, like, even if I. He can say he's, sorry, he doesn't give a shit. If you're doing it at a club, which is the first video, he was making out with this. it means you're not scared to get called because you don't give a shit about the repercussions or you're not thinking about it you're not like some people just have a really hard time about thinking outside of like what is going on presently so present that present he wanted to go and make out and he wasn't thinking about what could happen okay so basically it's a problem

that's a problem um so anyway the story went down as um first of all when it was talked about the cheating scandal i i didn't and i was very up to date with what's going on no like wait what happened did they make out did they have sex did they grind did they dance did they nuzzle like what do they do so basically jordan is saying um they were they went to this house party the house party happened to be a tristan's house party they went to tristan's house party they went to tristan's house party i was going to house party happened to be a tristons happened to okay you don't believe her i see no because now i'm realizing they happened to be at the same club and then they happened to go to Tristan's house for his house party. Isn't that sounding

like a little weird? They all happen to be in the same place. Tristan could have been in the same club. Does that mean he invites Jordan Woods, Kylie's best friend, to the house party? I mean, it kind of makes sense that they would like be friendly. I know, but if they're going out together and then she's being invited to his house party, that's a little weird. I don't, I don't know if it's that weird. Like if, if they're going to the same club together? Not together. Separate. but saw each other there. Let's just say what she said first and then we'll talk about it. Fine. So they get to the house party. The report said that everyone was asked to put their phones away. She's saying that's not true. Never happened. She had her phone on her. She has a note.

Because basically the reports were alluding to the fact that this was a planned hookup. So everyone was forced to put their phone away so no one would record anything. But she's saying that that's not true. I don't know if I believe like the planned hookup, but I wouldn't. And, like, I see, I could see it so that people are told to put their phones away so that, like, no, no pictures are taken. Yeah. So, but she had her phone on her and basically she said that they talked and they whatever. And yes, she was there until 7 a.m. But a lot of other people were and that she goes out until 7 a.m. frequently.

And basically, the only thing that could have looked like a grinding or a whatever was. Also, she said, just to mention, it's a Sunday night. I didn't realize that. In the beginning, she said it's a Sunday night. A Sunday. You go out to seven a year. Like, we're going to work when I'm going to do on it. What?

I'm like, I'm waking up at seven. No, but like on a Sunday. That's weird. I didn't even notice that. Yeah. But anyway, she said the only thing that could look like a grinding was the fact that he was sitting on the couch and she was sitting on the arm of the couch and her legs were dangling over his legs.

Okay. Why are you sitting next to him? Babe, first of all I'm realizing how like from like, I don't know what country you're from or like from what year you are but like you're sitting next to him is a little drastic. Okay. No, but she's saying a story.

So I'm just saying like, why are you finding yourself in so many situations where you're so close? You happen to be at the same club. You happen to be in the same house and then you happen. Are you trying to get liked by the Kardashians right now? And then you happen to have your legs dangling over him. That's not a happen to part. Let's say up till there,

it's like, okay, so not only are you comfortable like, let's say my brother-in-law, love him probably won't put my legs on him ever in my life exactly that's a pretty intimate thing so your husband yelan refuses to hug me he doesn't god forbid he like touches me so like sits next to me right so so i'm saying like there's like being close and friendly and everything and then there was like physical touch which like that doesn't happen like that so we're like okay this is where it

starts sounding fishy where she's saying this might have looked like we're crying like that i'm sitting on but it was actually my feet dangling overheads. And it's funny because Jada's like, so you were sitting and the feet were on the feet. Like she was trying to be like a reporter about it. She was saying the chair had an arm and she was sitting on the arm. Right, and the feet were dangling over his feet. But why is she sitting on the arm? No, but I'm not getting it.

Like, go sit in your own chair then. Why are you sitting on the chair that he's sitting on? She should have said to be maybe more honest. And I'm not trying to say like, oh, she's like this is like her fault. fault, but I'm just saying, like, the way she was saying the story is like, no, but like, why you find yourself in that situation where your legs are on his and you're sitting on the arm on his chair? In her defense, she was admitting during this interview that she shouldn't have put herself in those

situations. The final, ta-da, bow out was that she did leave at 7 a.m. and that other people were there. She said she's not alone, as per the reports, that he kissed her on the mouth. Um, she said no passion, no anything, no tongue, but at the same time it was, okay, you think Tristan's kissing her on the mouth, just no passion, no tongue. You think Tristan's, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I'm really sorry, but like, oh, don't be so sorry. He just kissed her on the mouth, just like, why did he feel? No, my question is, I have a question. His friend. Hold on,

I have a question. Why did he feel comfortable kissing her on the mouth that she would accept that. And also, why don't you, like, if you really didn't want it, then wouldn't you, like, wouldn't it be, like, assault of some sort? Wouldn't you be appalled? Like, I'm thinking, if this happened to me, and this is my, let's say, I'm Kylie's best friend, Tristan kisses me on the mouth. I'm thinking the first thing I would do is call Kylie, shove him away, but also call Kylie and be like, I don't know what to do. Okay, so wait, let's fast forward for a second. So then she says, she comes back, she does talk to Kylie, she does talk to the, to Chloe or whatever, and She says that she says she does talk to Chloe, but Chloe is...

No, wait, no, no. Fast forwarding. Fast forward on. She says after the thing, she saw Tristan at the club. She went to his house to house party, which I'm sure that is probably annoying to Chloe as it is. She eliminated telling the part of the kiss. She says she didn't say that part because she didn't want to hurt Chloe. She didn't want to, like, instigate anything.

She didn't want to make it worse because the relationship is already kind of like shitty, probably. but we're then asking ourselves but she had lied and you didn't tell the truth but she was saying in the interview that like Chloe called her and said like was it okay and like how was Tristan don't you remember in the red table

and then Jordan said like no he wasn't flirting with any girls he was okay and then left out the part that he kissed her he kissed her which I guess it's like really hard to come get the courage to tell Chloe but at the same time Unless you're guilty, unless you're guilty.

No, because like I was saying, think about you being kissed. Wouldn't you immediately be freaking out? And calling them. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. So you're saying it wrong. Like you, oh, you mean unless I get. Unless she's like a little guilty and like, A, maybe that's not all that happened.

And B, maybe she participated a little bit. Yeah. Otherwise, you call freaking out and tell them, oh my God, Tristan just kissed me. I don't know why he did that. I don't know why. Like, I'm just thinking about like what would happen if. Please don't give an example of like us because it's like, make me throw up. But you know what I mean.

No, I know what you mean. But I'm just saying, but I'm just saying like, yes, now that I'm looking back at her version, I would conclude this as such. And then we have a little follow up. But I would conclude this as such. I don't like that she's getting all the hate. He should get a lot of smack too. I don't think a young girl deserves like to go through this turmoil, even if she fucked up.

But that's the limelight, you know, if any normal person would have done it and didn't have to do with the Kardashians, she probably wouldn't have the whole world know about it and be hating on her for it. At the same time, like, because she knows the situation she's in and the touchy family she's in touch with and the publicity and everything, you need to be 5,000, million, hundred million, gazillion times more careful about situations, quote, unquote, that you put yourself in. Second of all, if Tristan, if the story is true, your feet shouldn't be dangling over him. It shouldn't be that intimate of a closeness. If he kisses you and it's something that you didn't want, you would have been freaking out about it. You would have been calling Kylie and saying Chrison as a dog, like, tell Chloe to break up with him. So there is something kind of like weird about her version. And, you know, we saw right after that that Chloe tweeted.

that she's a liar. And Chloe also tweeted because Jordan said in the interview, like, I'm not the reason that I didn't break up a family. I'm not a homewrecker. And basically, I didn't like that Chloe tweeted right after. Yes, you are like a homewrecker. You are the reason. You know, our family broke up.

And that's like, out, Chloe. No, she's not. No, she's not, Chloe. Like, I just find that really fucked up because, like, Chloe's smarter than that. Like, she's a smart girl. You know that Tristan's a bad guy. Hold on, hold on. News outbreak.

Malika tweeted. Yeah. I'm dead. She goes, I had to delete my last tweet. Chloe, honey, I've attended one of Tristan's house parties. Sis, Jordan ain't the reason. Let me gone back to minding the business that pays me and shut the fuck up. Good day, people.

Oh, this is not Malika. This is somebody else. Masika. Never mind. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I didn't read fast. I read too fast.

I read too fast. No. So Maseca doesn't matter. But she's verified. Masika is verified, so she must be known. But it's funny because it's basically saying like... She's not the reason. No, but she's not. That is validating what we're...

It's kind of funny what you just did. But Chloe, I love you. You can be so primitive and blame the woman. When the man you know is a cheater has cheated on you and is fucked up. and you're basically saying that she broke up your family. Well, this is what she's saying. So she goes, why are you lying Jordan Woods if you're going to try and save yourself by going public instead of calling me privately to apologize first?

Which Jordan Wade, which Jordan said she did. So Chloe's saying she didn't. She didn't call her to apologize. Well, Chloe's saying that, yeah. Right. At least, but I don't think Chloe has a reason to lie. Like if she called her to apologize, why would she have a reason to lie? But why would Jordan lie?

Because maybe Jordan needs to save her face. Okay. Whatever. You don't know. You really don't know. At least be honest about your story. By the way, you are the reason my family broke up.

I don't like that part. No, that is not right. And the only reason being is because your partner and your boyfriend is a coward and has cheated on you before. And that's when he broke up your family. Yeah. Not because of Jordan. Not because of Jordan. Not because he's a lying, cheating scum.

Right. But someone wrote that, I guess, because she then tweeted that, um, that Tristan is not lying about it like Jordan is, and they're talking about it privately and not publicly like Jordan is. The first thing Tristan did Newsflash is tweet fake news. That's the first thing he did. Which is obviously not fake news. And then he deleted it. He's so.

How does he realize he's fucking gross? I'm done. I'm not done. I'm so in it. No. And I just feel so awful for Chloe because just going back to like who she is as a human. She's a good person. I feel like she's such a good person.

She deserves to find someone good. And I feel like she really invests like her entire life and a relationship. And she never gets out of it what she deserves. She gets. Like Lamar fucking drug-guided on her in a brothel and O'Ding and her taking care of him. And then she gets like Tristan cheating on her like publicly multiple times. This is like the most awful thing anybody has ever had to go. Like I just feel like it.

No, it's really awful. It's awful. She really doesn't deserve it. No. She really doesn't deserve it. deserve it and you know that's another thing when people were saying like that this all might be like a publicity thing for the new season i was like listen chris jenner might be like mom and when you think about hold on you think about like we've heard stories like scott definitely has cheated on corny right

definitely have you ever seen scott cheat on corny or like a real story a real story no like he i'm not saying no but i'll tell you why that time was pre the social media time oh it was like pre everything. Yeah, it was like 2000 and like, I don't know, nine. You know what I mean? It was before like Instagram and everything in the way news like, you know, um, goes around. But I think that, you know, Chris can do a lot of things. But I don't think she would hurt her family.

And at the end of the day, like this is true. Like this is true. So I'm saying at the beginning when people were like, oh, it's a thing. Like, I know. And also, I have like better. Even though I get Chloe, because I feel like I've been PMSing hard this past week and everyone's been annoying me. So everybody knows Amanda and I are on the same time of month cycle. No, like day. But like it's not a good luck. No, it's really not. I want to like, so I'm saying like I get Chloe putting these quotes because like when people are pissing me off, all I want to do is put up like a random thing and be like, I hate people. You know? Like the person that I hate like know it's towards them. So she's obviously confirmed it. She's obviously confirmed it. She's obviously.

showed us how she feels about it and the only thing that I feel like the Kardashians are going to spin is like how they're going to portray it on the show you know what I mean other than that they can't really like spin or change any any truth right it's just so crazy how public it is it's crazy she's like at Jordan woods and Twitter so the whole world I know I know I know so I mean in conclusion which it's been a week for me Let me tell you guys, I haven't slept. I have an eight. What are you talking about?

I'm just saying it really took over my life. No. Like I'm telling you, my husband was like looking at me the other day. He's like wanted to watch a show and I was like putting shit up and I'm like, I'm working. Like this is so seriously. I don't talk to this shit. No, but people know. I'm telling you, everyone told me I'm doing gods and Lord's work.

People are thanking me. I'm like, okay, I have this job to do. And I'm taking it V, V, V, V, V. seriously yeah but there's still more to come there's still more to come you guys but up till now wait hold that wait just one last thing yeah the promo came out for the show and it talks about and it talks about cheating last the first cheating so now we have to wait a whole freaking year until the night's cheating no no we went through the first cheating but this is sort of the aftermath her trying to trust him again because i think the last episode of last season was

i mean listen at the end of the day the Kardashians are you know love them they are, you know, fuel to like my life. But it's no Vanderpump rules, you guys. It's no drama on the dizzle. What happened with Jordan and actress and happened to every episode on Vanderpump rules, someone cheats with someone's boyfriend's best friend while they're sleeping, okay?

So whatever. At the end of the day, there's more to come. We'll keep updating you on this. We think that, you know, this is like the most up-to-date shit. we got red table talk was confirmed the kiss goodbye the dangling of the feed chloe tweeted it was a lie and that she didn't call her and that's probably not what happened in her eyes um what do you probably not what happened she probably knows exactly what happened tell us i wish i could go cow cow cow i mean oh go cow cow by the way were the cardagians no i mean like no no no no no no no no no but

The way that we're three sisters and we're very close and our mom is like a single mom and she's very Chris Jenner, but not, but very like young at heart, fun. And hopefully you'll get to know us in that way and, and, no. I drew a glass of wine. I'm sorry. Did I bore you? No, because I drank a glass of mine. I hate when you say that like when you yawn, it's not because someone bores you like you're tired.

Don't be tired. No, I'm just kidding. So we have a little bit more Kardashian drama. You'd be, fucking surprised. But last night, a report came out that Travis Gian Gaili, which again, it was like, Wade did, was it a spin? Was it to deflect the Jordan interview? No, that even went away today, though.

It's like non-existence. But it was sad. It was sad. Another Kardashian thing. So we're Israeli and our mom is Israeli. So Barifaili, who's an Israeli model, has this sunglass company, which is basically, like, what is it? Basically sunglasses that are, like, cheap, but are, you know, have their own styles, whatever, whatever, whatever the point of that are. But she's you mean affordable.

Yes. Sorry. I mean, they're not designer. It's like its own little niche company. And then I see that Kim Kardashian is collabing with her. And all of a sudden I see an ad, like, in Israel, Kim and Barbar. Raphaelie for like Carolina Lemke, which is, um, so just like funny to me how like no money is enough money. You know what I mean? You can always make more. Can you? I feel like I'm good. You know,

I'm like, okay, I can afford to like go out to dinner once me. I'm good. You know what I mean? Meanwhile, like, what don't you have that you feel the need to go to Israel and do a sunglass thing with Barapeli and there are ugly sunglasses? I'm sorry, I've never even bought a pair. Why, they're really not ugly? No, sorry, they're not ugly, but like if I feel I feel like I'm going to pay, let's say, $50 for a sunglasses that isn't a brand. I'd rather pay $100 and get like a brand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that you're yawning.

I'm not yawning. With your mouth closed. Oh, my God. She literally slept last night. I couldn't sleep. Because of this, drama? Just like only because of this. Um, but also, so what about that fishnet sequence photo of the Kardashians?

No, hold up. Just like, let's take our breath here. so cheating rumors all this is going on then sexy photo shoot what so I sure you guys saw I'm like Chloe is fully clothed Kendall's fully clothed Courtney Kardashian who is like so hot like oh my god

wish I looked like her but like why why because you sort of saw her vagina what do you mean you saw her entire ass oh yeah which again upset me kind of because I used to, like, be such a Courtney. I'm still, but I'm saying like that she's like the most natural and it feels like that ass isn't so natural. Yeah, I don't think it is.

It didn't look like a natural butt. Yeah. You know? Yeah. It's too much standing. I mean, it's too perfect to be. It's too perfect to be. Natural.

There's no line. It's just like there. Yeah. But wait, speaking of Vaj, Kendall and what you wore the fucking Oscar party. Oh. No. I call it side badge. I'm like side of booge is over.

I love it. She's so hot. I love it. Like, it just didn't look that great. Babe, she looked so great. She looks like a weird thing to show off. No, but I thought it was a weird thing to see. Like, it could have been up to here.

Like, you guys don't see me, but it could have been up to, like, the thigh, like the end of the thigh and be a slit. Like, you don't need it to be a vagina slit. I'm sorry, we're a bit conservative. We're not into side vagina. No, I mean, I wouldn't even say we're conservative. No, but how. I have no problem.

People wrote to me, like, such funny shit. Like, doesn't have a stray hair. like a little bump from shaving? Like, how are you showing off so much of your vagina? I'm lasered. What do you mean? It's perfect, probably.

Whatever. But no, it was, she looked so great. I just don't think sometimes that those kinds of things are necessary. It's not. But it is to get each one of them is making such a statement,

but they're all making statements all the time. Is it enough? How hard do you have to push it? Isn't it enough that like the entire world's talking about you? But then you have to go in a fishnet like bra song suit and then. And also. Oh, you're trying with the photo.

Yeah. And then also go. Yeah, the photo was weird because I felt like, okay, they're literally at home. It's for no advertising. It's for no photo shoot. They were literally at home being like, let's show them. Hair and makeup team. Like, fish net.

Bring all your glitter fishnets that you have. Like, where do you get all that? Like, I'm like, when we hang out and we want to have a good time, I'm like, Ariel, like, can I do your eyebrows? You know, like, what can we do already? Can I wax? Can I wax? Can I wax?

Can I wax? staff like what's up um speaking of the oscars which like we all know we wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for it is it the most inter asante i wait to fast forward it sorry everyone sorry production i fast forward through everything that's not like best actor all i cared about was shallow shallow yeah exactly you haven't seen the movie no oh my god terrifying Oh, my God. Someone home in it. She, like, sometimes thinks she can say.

I'm on the deepest. Oh, my God, Amanda. The microphone's going to break. So, we were all waiting for that moment, and boy, did that moment blow us away. The Orange Twins, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, who got a spray tan together, faux show. Oh, my God. They went to the same person because they were glowing orange. Blowing orange.

Blowing orange. I was at the Oscars. Who are you trying to be? I was at the Oscars. When? As Bradley Cooper's girlfriend. Oh my God, yeah. Ariel?

Tell him. Okay, so as we're watching the Oscars and Amanda's like tweeting about it and she's like, she's been told before she looks like Arina Shake. And right now she's like literally twisting her hair, making noises. I don't know what's going on with her right now. You're flipping. But you guys started, I mean, like her followers at Not Skinning but Not Fat started writing to her. That she really does look like her.

I mean, one person made me wrong. And you guys, whoever wrote to her, you guys have created a monster. What? Bradley. So, no, I can't. Literally one message, I'm like, okay, this person's blind. Another message I'm like, um maybe the lips another message i'm like um i'm feeling secret where are you like no so you guys

that's such a compliment like half of you are probably like you'll be dreaming but a lot of people were like oh my god for show twins thought it was you and i'm like thought it was me so okay really took it as a compliment but let's rewind to the fact that a bunch of my followers also said i look like lady gaga a few months ago yeah so in this scandal i was was both. I was the mistress. I was the girlfriend. I didn't know. I was pulled from each side. No, but did you see the end where they looked into each other's eyes? And they were going to make out. No, legit. I would be jealous if I was Irene. No, really. Okay, so we'll be back in a minute to keep going. Um, a little bit of the Oscars and so much more celebrity news. Just a word

femme a sponsors. And we'll be right back. During the break, I hear Ariel mumble to herself, idiot. And I'm like, are you calling me an idiot? So tell everyone who are you calling an idiot. No, I wasn't calling an idiot. I was just looking at Chloe's story. And I just felt like... She's an idiot?

She's an idiot for like being with that idiot. Yeah. That's all. The fact that if we rewind for a second, remember that she can give birth, while like because she found out how do you forgive someone for inducing your labor? Yeah. Whatever. And they have a child and I'm

just like... Such a cute child that doesn't deserve this kind of turmoil and hopefully she won't remember it. What turmoil? Like her father is an idiot. An idiot. An idiot. Whatever. We're done talking about that. So we were talking about the Oscars and about the Lady Gaga Braddon Cooper moment that everyone

was fucking freaking out about because it was like, okay, they've been you know the lady gaga quote the whole press tour of a star is born was like if there are 99 people in a room and only one believes in you bradley bradley bradley bradley bradley bradley bradley bradley bradley so like everyone was kind of like okay she's in love with him yeah like it sounded like she's obsessed with him wait but i never heard the press releases i never i'm sorry i might be like you might be not with the time no that she said everywhere like you only need one person to believe in you if they're 99 people in the room and only one person who believed in you?

No, that, but why Bradley? It was just the movie. No, but he's the person that believed in her, Ariel. In real life? Yeah. In real life? I think. You're wrong.

No, because she said that everyone, like, that he believed in her. Or, like, an alley in the movie. In the movie. I don't know. I haven't seen the movie. I know. Oh, my God. So you just confused me.

No, I think I'm right. I really think you're wrong. I really do think. Okay. Okay, the point is... She was talking about the movie. It's a press release for the movie. First of all, it's not a press release.

You f*** whatever. Oh, my God, I can hear my mom like, don't call her that, Amanda. But the point, the fact was and is that they seemed very close. She seemed very fond of him. And it was, like, kind of rumored that she's in love with him, the way she looked at him, the way she thanked him for every award. It was kind of like, okay, whoa.

And then this Oscar performance of them, like, staring at each other's eyes, like almost kissing at the end while I'm in the front row. No, I can't. People were freaking out. Obviously, it was like meme central, like, whatever. I actually saw Lady Gaga on, I think Kimmel, saying that, like, everyone's crazy and that it's called, like, she didn't say good acting, but she meant, like, in the movie, they were so good that it, like, came off as, like, like, real yeah yeah um but anyway uh the oscars aside from that do we have anything like that interesting i put up a lot of like i put up a lot of highlights on my stories of like um all i cared

i mean the most interesting part was what people wore yeah honestly like like best musical producer best then i feel bad i'm like okay those people should be recognized it but they work really hard they should be in the limelight you know they could be at home They were super hard and they are great at what they do, but like, do we know them? Like, we don't know them. We don't care. No. No.

Um, oh my God, but you know what the funniest comment about Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper was was David Spade put up, um, put up with the picture of like them on the piano and wrote like, no way these two aren't. Yeah. Which is like the most like outwardly it was said. And what was funny is Jennifer Esposito, um, which is Badly Cooper's first wife, which like, I didn't really know he was married, but now I know, commented ha and the world went crazy, like Bradley Cooper's wife commenting, whatever, whatever.

And then she kind of came out with this video being like, can't believe people are taking my ha so seriously. And I'm sort of like, how about you don't post a video about your ha and then it won't be like propelled more? You obviously like enjoyed it. How about you don't just comment on that and say ha? She thought it was funny. But imagine you're me, Irina.

And you see that? And then you're, like, question why you're looking at Lady Gaga so deeply, maybe you... No, but I feel like Irina is just like, how do you kidding? I am better than have you won. Don't try to drag this hammer again. Oh my God, no. Okay, so on to... Am-pam-pam!

Were you going to say The Bachelor? I am. That was cute. Thank you. But did you see how I knew? Because, babe. What? You know me.

Oh, okay. Um, so The Bachelor. What was this week? Hometown. Oh, I'm so bored with this show. Really? Like, I'm just, don't be a hater. No, I'm not a hater.

Okay. So basically they had hometowns, Hanna G. Finalist, Hannah G. Kalen. Tasha. Cassie. Yeah. Cassie's perfect.

Was on a reality show. Yeah, we don't like that. Her family's perfect, though. Her sister's dating. Greg Salkin. Who's like really cute. But they're like, But basically, like, it's a little shady, it's a little shady, she's on another reality show, kind of shows you're not there for the right reasons, even though we all know that.

And her sister's trying to be an actress and she's dating an actor. Yeah, it's like a California family of like blondes and like whatever. Perfect skin, yeah. And then we have Tisha who's super cute. She has. Super real. Just real cute girl. Yeah.

Then we have Hanagie who like have heard say five words in the season. And rap. Don't like rap a really bad rap. I'm cringy. But, like, I don't even know what her personality is. We don't know at all. I have no idea. And then there is Kailen whose face doesn't move.

I know you're really adamant about that part. No, did you see? She, okay, so Kailen was sent home. Which, like, you all saw this, so it's no spoiler. Yes. So Kailen was sent home and, like, she's sobbing. And I just started noticing, like, her face doesn't move. And then purposely, I started making, like, faces with my face.

And, like, my whole face moved. Right. And, like, her face just remained. There was, like, other. than like her cheek line, nothing else moved. Okay, but wait, so a few things about this. A, the wow chika wow and not your personal. Your forehead is moving right now. You don't understand. You have lines in your forehead. You're not even like crying. She was crying. Okay, everyone. Kailen has mad Botox.

So my point is the wow of this moment aside from your own thing with it was that Kailen was supposedly really sad when Colton broke up with her. But five, oh no sorry in the cab she was like crying but five minutes earlier when when he said bye she comes up to cassie and get and goes go get engaged did you see that yeah yeah that was a shocker because it's like you're in love with someone supposedly is this a competition what do you mean go get engaged first of all it is a competition welcome to earth no i know but i'm just saying like that it is a little weird she said that wouldn't you be like i would be more like fuck you for taking my man and not go get engaged no but they are best friends not even

you but just like sad that you're leaving yeah so it's kind of weird that she said that um and um so i think a recap of the hometown is basically like at this point i don't feel like i know really any of the contestants that well um i think i feel like i know colton a little better just because i heard him on this podcast and i was like oh i can i have a little bit more respect for him He sounds a little smarter than I thought. He does sound like he's ready to settle down and blah, blah, blah. I think we could tell from the hometown that he's obsessed beyond with Cassie. He's obsessed with Cassie.

If he wasn't, babe, she couldn't tell him she likes him, loves him. She said she can't say. His dad gave him a no on the blessing and he still kept her. That's not only likes her. He wants her. No, but you don't know if the show like kind of twisted that. Well, we don't know. That's what it looks like.

So I'm not going to go into, like, me doubting production. Yeah. Kalyn got sent on. Tasha, I feel like she's super cool. I wish he picked her, but I feel like we know that I feel like, to me, it feels like he's obsessed with Cassie and that's what's going to go down. Yeah, he is really obsessed with Cassie and you could tell even from her first day. And Hanagie, like, they have some chemistry, but like.

Hannah G, I, we don't see anything. She's like, wide-eyed and like. No, she's really cute and pretty, but like, we don't see anything. No, I don't see anything. But if I can, I want to use this platform. No, we've got some insider scoop. So it's not a we. It's a me who shared it with a you.

And so it's we. So one of my followers who swore me not to reveal the source, and I won't. And I won't reveal the sources, the sources, but it's a reliable one. said that um kaelin is in really really um advanced talks to be the next bachelorette which i when you told me i was kind of really disappointed about because there's so many other bachelor contestants i really didn't connect to anybody on the show this season has been like and the last season has been like and r a season started to bring 23 year old instagram model yeah like we need women that are like ready for like emotionally ready yeah and you know what else pissed me off so aside from that which

like is a huge revelation um and obviously you and i specifically aren't too thrilled thrilled with it um so i posted something about who should be the next bachelorette and i got a bunch of people giving like people that don't make sense like jordan like fucking floy all that shit um which we know Mike Fleiss wants Chloe to be, but, you know, in his dreams. In his fucking dreams. Yeah, but he's got some publicity out of it. But basically, one of my followers responded and said, just anyone over a size four. And then I was like, oh, my God, hell yeah, which I feel like me, you and I talked about.

Yeah. The fact that no one looks like us. No one's 135 times. I remember the first night of the season, I came over and I said, like, do you notice that everybody is so freaking tiny? No, does it make sense. There's not one normal sized person. Normal. Normal size. No one. Everyone's a model, don't you know? Everyone's 5, 7, and 105 pounds. Like, no, it doesn't make sense. And what I followers said that a friend of a friend applied and got through a few rounds and ended up being told that they won't take anyone who's bigger than a size four. Which thing sucks. Which could be because they want to do the run and jump and their front. I'm just kidding. Listen, that mother fucking run and jump.

Explain what the run and jump is. Everyone knows, babe. No, not everybody knows. Every time they go on a date and the bachelor or whatever sees one of the ladies, the lady runs and wraps her legs. Have you ever done the run and jump? Babe, I don't think my husband ever picked me up in his life. No.

I've literally never felt comfortable to do the run and jump. Like, I feel like I want to do it. And I'm like, don't touch me. Don't pick me up. But A, like, because they're 100 pounds, they feel comfortable with jumping on like a. But maybe it feels so easy or like I never I never look. It doesn't look that easy to run and jump. The run and jump is annoying and also like no one feels comfortable doing it after knowing someone for two seconds.

You're not going on a date in New York City meeting someone to the bar and you're like running and jumping. Like no. We're not in dirty dancing as much as I love that movie. No, but everything in The Bachelor is like so curated. Do you say in real life, I'm starting to fall in love with you. I think I'm falling in love with you. I'm definitely falling in love with you. No one talks like that.

I don't think I ever said. How about like an I love you? Just I love you. Yeah. No. And do you notice also they all say it at the same time and the same episode? I think but that's like I feel like the producers are like this episode. You're falling in love with them?

And they're like, I think I'm falling in love with them. Are you starting to fall in love with them? Do you know what I mean? Yeah. But anyway, so yeah, I don't feel like we really, really know them. I think out of the three that are left, Tasia is like the coolest. Right, three are left. Hannah J. Tasia.

Yeah. Yes, Tasha's the coolest. Tisha's probably the coolest. I think he's the most in love with Cassie. We're still waiting for the wall. Oh, but by the time this comes out... What do you mean the wall? The fence, the fence, the fence.

And they've made such a huge deal of this fence jump because that is the only thing in the season that's probably interesting. But it's funny because by the time it happens, it'll be like, we won't be that exciting. We already seen it a million times. But I wonder, it's probably going to happen next to episode.

I wonder if by the time this is out, it would have happened. um well next week that there there are two episodes i'm so excited to pass forward through that shit i never watched that shit like only fastball and what to um onto my favorite show my way oh god give it to me vpr which i'm on season four i'm in season one hashtag vpr ambassador hashtag meme um i started vpr i think in december vanderprum for rules to anyone who doesn't know because one of my followers literally said, do you not watch this? And I'm like, actually, I don't. She's like, you got to.

And I was like, okay. And then she was like, even Katie follows you. And because she checked. And I was like, oh, my God, then I got up. And I didn't even know Katie. I didn't know any of the people. Started this show was flabbergasted and said, OMFG, I've watched all reality, none compare to this level of drama,

to this level of craziness. Like every episode, someone's cheating with someone, someone's fucking over. It's just the best thing. And do you know how it started? Actually, I just heard this is, so Lisa Vanderpump who owns a restaurant that they all work at. Yeah. Is in our Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Yeah.

And she would film sometimes at her restaurant, sir. Yeah. And the producers would be like noticing that there was a mad fucking drama with the waiters. And like every time they came, like, shit was happening. And that's how they decided to do a show. No. No, I didn't know that. Yeah. So that's how the show started. And God, oh, God, is it a success? And I know I'm late, you guys, but it doesn't mean that I'm not as mother passionate, if not more. And we're also a cult. Like, I got so many people to start watching for my Instagram that are in the dark hole with me watching this shit, even more advanced than me. Like, I'm doing my best, but I don't binge as quickly. Yeah. So on season, end of season four. no words say about the show more than like obsessed with it love it i posted a lot of my story

if you didn't notice oh i didn't notice oh my god someone helped me like i know a lot of people care personally like i it's like too much too much for you too much i love you do you i don't care for it but people do i know but like a few stories it's like literally i know but you know that people someone just DM me one of my followers and said I want to be where you're at can I just watch your highlights of every season and like know what it's about

I'm like mother fucking yeah mother yeah so anyway you know what else is funny about VPR um is that like so many people write to me like I hate Jacks like James is a mother like Lala this Dossi that Katie is going to be so annoying

and I have to be honest that I'm such a fan of this show that I don't fucking hate anyone like it's so weird like I don't have a feeling of hate like Jacks fucks up on the regular like you're on season one you probably saw I'm fuck up already

yeah but can I just say something it's really unusual for you to not hate anybody which only shows how much like I'm obsessed with the show yeah like I don't know like James for example who you are not introduced to yet

is such a dick like it's abnormal and like I put of shit that's like, aha, like mind-boggling that someone would behave that way, but I still don't hate him because, like,

they're providing such good television for me and they're all awful to each other. Yeah. So it's not like, wow, this is this really good person that keeps on being hurt. Like, everyone's shitty. Everyone's cheating.

Everyone's doing fucked up shit. Yeah, yeah. That it's like, just like, everything's allowed. Um, and I love it. Just hashtag VPR ambassador. Let's keep going. Let's tell everyone who doesn't know about it.

You'd be surprised I'm still getting DMs real being like, what is that show and what can I find that they don't know? And I'm like, let's go. What else did we have this week? This was like so major that like everything seems so minute next to it. Everything is so minor next to it. I know. But we did have a couple things. We have Danielle Staub of New Jersey Housewife getting engaged for the 23rd time. The reason I say it like that

you're breaking the microphone today because you don't know you don't know pop culture i don't know why i do but you're breaking why did i say like that why did i say like that 23 times no that's not why because she was engaged 19 times in like one of the first seasons of um real housewives of new jersey and teresa judey's flipped a table saying and you are engaged 19 times and flipped a table on her really and now it's 23 times so that's crazy that is crazy um and who is marrying her. 23 people have proposed her. I know. I feel like I would be proud of it too, though, because she is. It's like, I got 23 people to get down in one knee with a diamond. And propose to me.

And propose, even though I'm a publicly insane bitch. And 23 people who it hasn't worked out with. Insane. That's all. I mean, I'm sure that's her fault. Um, another tidbit from this week is that our lovely Ed Sheeran married his, like, girlfriend. a long time. Then he, like, writes all his songs about. Do you know what I even watch the video perfect and just, like, cry? He's, like, so perfect. I know. I'm really happy for him.

He's so cute. Um, and he's a humble. He is humble. He is, though. He really is. You know who's, like, not so humble? Who's not humble? Steph shop.

Oh, my jeez, Louis. Okay, so Stephanie Sheper. Kim Kardashian's ex-assistant who would like wear a baseball cap and be in the corner and be like, Kim, here's your coffee is now this mega influencer who all day or day

post like products and things and stuff and like I don't get how someone with such little charisma is like such a... And like, yeah, I might be jealous. Whatever. Sue me. Like sue me that I'm jealous of someone

but every time she put she advertised something. It just is like, more boring than next. No, like, I don't get, like, I follow her, so I'm, so it's kind of fucked up with me to say, like, I don't get white people are, like, so into it. Um, but at the same time, you're like, how did you become? Like, it just shows you the ways of the world are crazy.

What do you mean? She was connected to Kim Kardashian. What do you mean, how did you become? You know how she became. Yeah, but you have to have a personality for it, babe. No, you're not connected. No. No, if you're on the show.

Yeah. And she was really good friends with Courtney. That's why none of the other. Courtney has a lot of good friends that aren't famous at all. You know that? Okay. She has really good friends. Her friend Ali, her friend Amanda, like me.

I'm just getting into her Amanda. Like she has a lot of friends that aren't, they might have like a few followers on Instagram, but aren't like mega influencers. Steph became a mega fan influencer. And to me, it's weird that someone with no charisma that it was shy to be on camera and would get so red when Kim would ask her a question on the show. is now like this mega mega mega influencer but i will say she seems like a good person she like does charity things so i don't know i don't want to like mega hate um sad news this week

is um luke perry from beverly hills and from riverdale which you guys all know that i've tried to stay loyal to but just couldn't win the gargoyle kings and the griffins and the whatever they started coming in but he had a massive stroke on i hope that by the time this comes out, he's doing better. Yeah. I really, really do hope because I was such a fan of Beverly Hills and I don't do one. And it's supposed to return with the original cast members soon on Fox. And I really hope that he'll be healthy and great and part of it.

I hope the news just isn't true. It's true, babe, though. It's true. I just hope that's just like send him health. Um, another thing that happened this week was that Pete Davidson was doing like a standup performance in New Jersey and he was talking about like a friend who died, which I don't know what the joke was. I know that he does have like dark humor, but some, uh, someone in the audience yelled out like, Mac Miller, which is Ariana Grande's ex who, um, died. And Pete was like, I'm not continuing the show until he's thrown out. So he was like, took it very seriously, which is like the right thing to do, I guess.

You know? He said I'm not continuing the show. I saw this guy's out. Like, throw him out. Yeah. Wow. That's called heckling. When you yell stupid shit, especially something insensitive like that, you know what I mean?

Then like, out. Ow, you go, but a fuck. Yeah. And it is really sad. Good for him. I mean, I would want more of the down low of like that relationship. Like, what happened? How is it so fast?

How did it end so quickly? Like, how did this like mega, mega, mega love story turn into like a complete flop in the face? Yeah. And what's happening with him and Kate Beckensale? Like, I need to know these things. I know. I can't be like waiting. No, but like as fast as it happens and like they fall in love, that's how fast they also find somebody else.

It's crazy. It's crazy. That's how fast it also. Another thing, breaking news right now, this guy at Jeffrey Starr, who I think is like a makeup artist guy or something connected sort of the Kardashians. He had beef with Kimmerdashian once, just wrote, Jordan really said that on her way out of Tristan's house, he kissed her on the mouth. That is a mother fucking lie. Y'all have been hooking up for a month or two. The whole city of Calabasas knows it.

There are eyes everywhere. There's normal people that aren't famous that are your neighbors, bitch, and everyone sees everything. Y'all have been hooking up for a while. It finally came out of your shook with the truth out and you're trying to save your ass girl. And he also wrote to Chloe, learn to co-parent on a healthy level and stop acting like your man isn't trash either. Thank you. Now shut the fuck up. So it doesn't look like he's taking sides here.

Because he's just... Where this guy is. Like, yeah, yeah. Well, no, but that's what we were saying in the beginning that, like, you all happen to be here and happen to be there and happen to be sitting on the arm of the couch. Yeah, to you. That's what it all sounded. Oh, and he felt comfortable to happen to kiss her in the mouth.

It was too coincidental. There's just too many happenings that are, like, all come together and, like, this shit's, like, on purpose. It's too coincidental. Yeah, too coincidental. Too coincidental. Yeah. Go ahead and finish off with your British accent.

It's too coincidental. Oh my God. But let me just tell you guys, this week has been crazy for me. I haven't sleep. I haven't eaten. Are you Jordan? That's what she said. But you know when people say they haven't, like, eating, it's the most dramatic.

Like, imagine you don't eat. That's the most dramatic. No, but there are people that get so upset they don't eat. For me, it's the, it's the world. I know, and it's the opposite. It's like, I've eaten everything in my house. I've ordered like 5,000 burgers, and that would be me and like a hog and das to my face. But anyway, I wonder what else is going to come out next week.

I'm so excited. You can never know. No. This was fun. I'm so excited for what's yet to come. I've been your host, Amanda, with my better half, Ariel. If you don't follow me already, you can find me on Instagram and Not Skinny But Not Fat. This show was produced by The Podglomerate.

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