Not Skinny But Not Fat - Two Beautiful, Strong Women Fighting Over 1 Stupid Guy

Episode Date: March 29, 2022

My sister Arielle and I discuss Summer House, Love Is Blind S2, Vanderpump Rules cast updates, Kylie’s baby is not named Wolf anymore, Kendall has red hair, Kim is on Vogue again, and Khloe is freezing! Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So you guys usually say that when I podcast with Ariel that you don't know who's speaking. So this is Amanda. And this is Ariel. What can I do that she copied my voice? Like, I don't know. to do like this is gonna be a real good episode i can feel like we're sick we're sick so so somehow so some you're not delusional i'm kind of like i don't know loopy yeah i don't know how this happened well i've been complaining on instagram stories so you guys already know but like i literally

have been getting perpetually sick for the past like month like granted i was stuck in israel and like the stress of that and then like the different you know bacteria get a lot of people are saying that because like people are now like not wearing masks as much and we've been so isolated that that's why we're getting sick and we're not used to like having a cold like think about even like for two years let's say we didn't leave our houses yeah so no colds and now it's like in a boom like literally I'm over it and I almost sound like the girl who cried wolf because like I get so despo because I'm like feel bad for me I'm sick but it's like wait you said that last week wait you said that two weeks ago wait you said that also a month ago

I don't know, you have this thing when you're in a competition of like, who's the sickest? Like, we're all sick right now and like, Amanda can't take it. And she's like, no, I'm the sickest. Yeah. I don't know. I think, like, I think I might have admitted this to you guys, but like, I do have that issue. I think it's maybe husband that brings it out in me because, like, I'll be like, I have period pains and he's like, me too. And I'm like, what is it?

Like, so I think it's because I live with him and like, whatever I say, he's like, he's, like me too, that even with the outside world, I'm like, I need to at least like get a little bit of recognition. I know, but like, we're all, we're recognizing each other. Okay, so why did I get pissed yesterday? Why did I get pissed? Because like, okay, I'm sick, you're sick. Allison is like, mom's sick. Mom is literally like, I feel like sand in my throat. She literally says that. And I'm like, I'm spitting up legit like green like green boogers like from my throat like mixed with blood. meanwhile my mom is like sand and then like alison is talking and she's like and my mom is like oh alison oh my god and i'm like mom do you want to see what's coming out of my nose like you're

gonna fucking be dramatic but alison sniffle so that's when i feel like i'm in a competition you're in a competition anyway i took a covid test like i don't know it's like i'm fine it's a cold but it's a cold but it's like i'm over it like i just want to like drink i want to smoke i know i know and like you you really have been sick for like a month i know and i'm over you being sick i know it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like when people tell me like you're oh it's on your period like feels like i'm always getting my period i'm always getting a cold and also like i love when when i tell her i'm getting sick she's like well are you taking stuff and like yariol i'm taking you said you

were taking turmeric and elderberry turmeric i can't get over oh tumoric tumouric i don't know why i say tumor it's cute no um elderberry fucking vitamin c complex fucking vitamin d like 10,000 units I wonder vitamins work like well a lot of my followers told me that like if your body needs them it'll absorb them if it doesn't look you'll pee them out how do you know if you're peeing them out you just don't know it just won't you just don't know okay but anyway as you guys know it's been a month for me. No, honestly, listen, I had so much fun being away in Israel for

the first, like, two weeks. And then the last week I was like, okay, super fun still but like ready to go home. And then when we couldn't go home for like a week, like the fact that I was able to even handle that, like stress level wise, like looking back, I'm very proud of myself. Because it was like, we

wanted to get home. And then also knowing that even when you're, you can get home, you still have like a 12 hour flight. And like with a baby, guys it's not only like oh like get on the flight it's like packing is difficult getting in a cab to the airport is difficult being in the airport during check-in and like security is difficult getting on the plane is difficult waiting the plane take off is difficult the blade ride is difficult then when you land and you're like done with the crazy part it's still like getting through everything waiting

for the suitcases with like a cranky baby like getting in another cab that's like 45 minutes to get home so it literally feels like a motherfucking journey and i'm just i'm just happy to be I'm past it, but now I have another trip coming up in April to LA, Ariel, with your giant smile. I know you guys, it's still a secret, but you're going to fucking shit your pants, like, what Lamanda is about to be up to in L.A. There's going to be a big announcement. Oh my God, don't be annoying.

Okay, sorry, I'm just trying to use influencer terms. I know, but like, isn't annoying when influencers do, like, count down to, like, the big reveals. Yeah, it is. But all I can say is, like, of course, I want to share with you guys. it just feels like I can't yet, but like you're going to die. Why I'm going to LA in April, like, you're going to die. Literally my heart like skipped a beat right now every time we talk about it.

Yeah, but I still think, do you guys know when like something big is about to happen? I always think it's going to get canceled. And then there's also an ounce of me that hopes it will because then I don't have to deal with the big thing. I know you said that to me yesterday, but I kind of like, I understand it because like when something that like you want to do. like you always like feel like you want something to get canceled like even 1% right i mean like please like nobody judges for the way we're speaking today we i mean me i'll talk about me personally

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So freaking excited. It's going to be on MTV Thursdays at 8 p.m. Okay? You guys tune in to new episodes. of X on the Beach, Thursdays at 8 p.m. only on MTV. Anyway, so I really need to get, I really need to these like, these like immunity vitamins to work. Also, I've been trying to like eat healthy because we, I ate like shit in in Israel because I was in vacation. So it's like, what's up? Like every bad food in the

world. Um, so I'm trying to give my body like good things. So please coop. Thank you. Um, can we say something fun yeah that you said yes to the dress oh my god i said yes to the dress like pretty quick we were only at like three appointments pretty quick and like a day and a half literally so crazy because in america because both my sister my older sister and i got married in israel like it's different a little bit even though i bought my dress here but the lead times are so fucking crazy that you shopping for a september wedding now no they're literally no but they're also like no like 12 months unless like you want to get an extra rushed extra ship like extra this extra that and then it's like a thousand more dollars and you're like wait like hold on like this is like in advance for me like I don't

do things this much in advance but what's so wild is like literally I'm like jealous of you that like we did have such a narrow down version of what we wanted for you and like to the point in the one I'm like I'll tell her you want like the crap material like I don't fucking know what that is I just crate, nutcrap? I think it's a crepe. I'm like, tell her, Kray, like, tell her. So, when I got, like, wedding, when I went, like,

six years ago, it's like, I remember I was like, boho. And, like, you guys have seen my wedding dress most of you. No, but your wedding dress is beautiful. Oh, by the way, Ariel came to try it on yesterday for no apparent reason. Even though she doesn't want to wear it, obviously, and, like, whatever. But then she, like, tries

it on and then just sits in it while she's, like, on her phone. And like do you want to change out maybe when I sat down it was pretty tight I was kind of scared it was going to rip but no I wanted to try on I wanted to see what it looks like you want to see what not to wear like what's no I mean like there may have been an ounce of me that was like maybe I'll wear this but like also your dress is a little it has similarities yeah yeah definitely it has similarities but it's like the updated modern version that I'm like a little jealous of just because as I get older and I know this is like lame but when I

never, you know, I do cameos for, for you guys, like, that are turning older and your friends will be like, oh, she's upset, you know, she's turning 30 or whatever. And I'm like, shut the fuck up. I mean it because, like, literally, looking at, like, younger things that I've done is, like, yeah, I love my wedding dress, but I just know that Amanda today is so much more certain of who she is, what she wants, what she likes. I'm still an indecisive bitch that needs, like, direction. But, like, you know, I just would like the fact that we were able to narrow it down for you so much to like the material that we liked and like all the shit where I was like, bellow because like I saw it on some like, you know, skinny blonde model on Instagram. But I also think that like trends have changed. Like why did I.

Yeah. No. And like styles and all these things. I don't want a trend for you. I wanted like a classy timeless. You guys. I was going to wear. headpiece like at my wedding.

Oh my God. Which like thank God I let go of that idea at least that when like we got it sent a picture of the headpiece this week to remind us what Amanda wanted to put on our head. What you mean wanted like wanted until I think I went to some

like trial hair appointment and the guy was like no no it's hilarious. Okay so on to you know entertainment news stories of the week Summer House

is honestly the best reality TV show on this planet at the moment. I know you said that yesterday. Yeah. I love it. I think it's like there. First of all, I love that you can tell that it's not scripted. Like it literally is them living in a house getting blackout drunk, doing stupid, funny shit, getting into fights. Like that's what I want to see all the time. Yeah. I mean, they do have like cameramen and shit, but a lot of it is also like Big Brother House vibe cameras. that as we saw on the episode is like Austin forgot about them when he was like telling Sierra he wants to lick her back to front which like I know Austin is disgusting but at that moment like that line is kind of a turn on no turn on like if a guy said that's you no not at all no I like

I like I cringed at him at him what if like Brad Pitt said okay like maybe if Leo or Brad Pitt said that to me like I'd be with it but like still like not my favorite line to be used but like the thing is I get that people are hating on Austin right now. Do you want somebody to lick you back to front? I mean, why not? I don't know. Honestly, it's just a bunch of like people getting shit-faced in a house together and just like we're seeing what unfolds kind of. But I feel like they should be in their early 20s and not like going on 40. Oh, they are 100% too old for this shit. They're too old for the shit and they act like they're like straight out of college.

Like, you're too old for this shit. Like, you're too old for this club. Like, you're too old for this club. You're too old for these fucking costumes. Like, I don't dress up on Halloween because it's too much for me to dress up once a year. And, like, these people dress up, like, once a weekend. What do you mean? They change outfit three times a night.

And, like, it was 100 degrees to the point where Amanda told Kyle, like, I'm scared you're going to pass out if you wear your prince costume. And, like, Luke was like, what was Luke? Like, Matt Hatter or something? No, wasn't he like the Johnny Depp character? Yeah, Matt Hatter. Yeah? Oh.

You just don't know the name. No, I just don't know the name. Right. I lack knowledge. Yeah. Yeah. Like hurrah, hurrah. The ants go marching one by one.

Hoorah. Who ra? I don't know. Honestly, hold on one second. If you don't know the song and you're not a parent and you see H. But you are a person. Hold on. It's not H.

It's a. Hurrah. The ants go. I don't know, Ariel. I swear to God. I didn't see the video. video before I had a baby. You literally did.

I didn't. So something happened. We know that you're missing a little bit. I've asked multiple people. No, it's because like we moved around a lot. Like, yeah, I guess there are reasons. I can give you excuses. I mean, I'm missing.

I'm missing some shit too. Yeah. You know, we don't know, like, you know, what it is. Dumbies. But anyway, so why do we say her out? I don't know. You just started saying it. Kyle comes out.

Oh, the Matt Hatter. Oh, because I knew that you didn't know. Yeah. So, and they're all sweating and schvitten and drinking shots and shots. No, they're literally drinking like vodka. Could I have a glass of like cold ass rosé in the summer whilst in a bathing suit in the water? A hondo. Dream.

A dream. A dream. Do I need to be in a winter costume in a hundred degrees drinking shots of fucking fireball downing them with like lover boy and like vodka out of the bottle and literally how do they like keep up with drinking so much but like i wanted to talk about to me like i feel like people didn't talk about this but like it feels like you know how sierra was like into alex the first few episodes yeah i remember that it was like a storyline i feel like she didn't really like him no you know you didn't see the vibe yeah it was like she was pretending like she was like oh i'm so

like I'm into him. Oh, I kissed him. The kiss was good. A, the kiss that didn't look good. And then, like, she was obviously also into Carl and, like, whatever. So it seemed like maybe Sierra just wanted to have a romance in the house. Yeah. I don't know. I'm kind of iffy. Like, I like Sierra. I think she's obviously dropped dead gorgeous. But there are moments where I'm just wondering just because, A, we know how she was in Summer House. The first seasons, which, like, of course, there are excuses for that. Like, she was new. She was whatever. You know, the whole thing with Luke that we didn't know exactly why she's like that to Luke like telling him not to text her

then the next season on Winterhouse she's legit like you know living life with Austin but of course my heart broke for her with Austin because it's like it's easy to judge and say you know why is she going after why she this but like imagine you like someone so much

that you literally are like I'm going to give him my all until like there's literally like he shits in my face and it's like if he liked you he would be more than just a hook look up. So why did you think that he would come into Summerhouse? It would be and why would you want the same like

she seems like she's looking for something serious and like he's not the guy. He's telling you not the guy. He's showing you he's not the guy. So like take a motherfucking hint. But like you're blinded when you like someone like you like literally don't see it until they like you said they literally

shit in your in your face and like Austin literally shot in her face and like this last episode Lindsay's birthday party for me it was hard to watch because you're like she's trying so hard and Austin is just like

doesn't even care that he's being such a dick to her. No, he wants to be more of a dick. It felt almost like he was testing her like wait, what can I do? Like how far can I go? Make out with Lindsay in front of her face. Like tell her that like

I made out with her. Tell her I will always make out with her. No, you won't. Like Carl and Lindsay are now together. Do you think you're going to kiss Lindsay on the mouth? Do I understand that Lindsay A, doesn't give a fuck she's not trying to get with like she would sleep with him but she's not trying to like she doesn't think anything romantic is going to come of it yeah she's living her life right now she's being wild lindsay so a she doesn't want to talk to sierra at all about the situation

secondly she doesn't want to talk on her birthday i kind of understood that like she's fucking wasted they've been day drinking all day does she want to have a heart to heart with sierra about like why she's hooking up with austin no but like i felt like she was shutting her down hard like there was a better way to say it and i know when you're drunk things come across but like she was like literally like walking like around her just not to speak to her so i felt like she could have shut her down differently yeah but think about the fact that sierra was trying to have these conversations with austin all day yeah at the party they were in the pool and she's like can we go talk then like lindsay can we go talk so like i feel like they're two sides of the situation like yeah

sierra is the victim in the situation because austin played her so hard and she's so hurt and he sucks. But I really did like what Danielle said when she was like two strong women, two strong independent women like don't need to be fighting over this like asshole. I know. And this is not about like his looks or anything, you know, when the internet is going off being like, oh, like he's not even good looking. He's a Muppet. Let's not even bring looks into this because you can find him attractive. You can find him unattractive. This is about how he's treating them. Yes. Which makes him not a catch. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm sure Madison LaCroi is fucking celebrating his demise right now, even though I'm sure he's going to, you know, be back.

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I kind of ship them after seeing the watch what happens live. And before now? Like before the way he was shown on Summer House was like different. I wish the best for them, even though you could tell that they're still in that stage, even though they're together for six months. where they're trying to, like, act cool. Yes.

You know what I mean? Like, Andy asked that they're going to be, like, moving. And she's like, that would be crazy after six months. Except probably if you're her best friend and you asked her, she would be like, I'm ready to marry him. I'm ready to have his babies. Exactly. But she has to say, like, oh, I don't know.

No, no, no. Too soon. She plays, like, very cool girl. Yeah. Anyway, the scenes to come look wild. Like, there's some, you know, New Jersey housewife style wine throwing between Danielle and Sierra. So there's some shit coming up.

have Kyle and Amanda's wedding, which, like, my heart breaks for her, like, how much of her relationship is shown, probably how much of her relationship is harmed because of this show, but it's something that they probably won't give up because of, like, money and everything it brings for their business. But it obviously is, like, a detriment to their already, like, you know, problematic relationship. And I'm sure this doesn't help. Not the weekends filled with alcohol, not the audience criticism, not everybody watching and knowing. I couldn't imagine, like, do you know, like, let's say you get in a fight with you, fall okay like you'll tell me right yeah but like they when he was like so cringy but it just feels like

they're just not it feels like they're just not and to get married like that like i keep saying it like i'm not saying couples don't have issues and i'm not saying you know relationships are easy but i do think that before you get married you should at least have like a baseline that like shit is good you know what i mean yeah and like the shit that has been said this season is like So it's hard, it's really hard to watch knowing that they're like at that point getting married in two months and you're like, how is that happening? Like how is this even like a thing? The whole world knowing and the whole world knowing.

Imagine how much, you know, you want to keep that shit private, like not air out every. I don't know. It's wild to me. And like, you know what I just thought, like I thought I had? Like if that's what they're showing on camera, like what happened. Yeah. What's happening? Yeah.

Okay. Another show that I binged when I got back, probably not, you know, as quick as some of y'all binge it. And Ariel, you need to, is Love is Blind season two, which was so good. People are asking why I hate that dude, Kyle, that, you know, proposed to Shana when they had zero, like, chemistry, gave her his mom's ring. Then, like, proceeded to, like, quote, unquote, fight for their relationship when, like, she didn't come near him with a 10-foot pole. seems suss to me. Seems suss. And she kept on telling him that like she can't be with him because he's like agnostic and that she's like religious. But like, I mean, I don't remember her asking Shane if he was religious. I don't know. Something very weird. Kind of nice of her though that she didn't want to hurt his feelings maybe instead of saying I'm not attracted to you. Why don't you get it? So that's why he seems suss to me because it seemed like he just wanted to be on the show. And now he's dating fan favorite deep tea who's at $1 million. followers and he's been seen with her out and about and I've gotten a few DMs about him that he's just not really trustworthy he's tried to get on like multiple reality shows already so I I don't trust him

with our deep tea and I hope that she you know is aware and you know makes the right decision about him I actually got a bunch of DMs from I got one from like somebody that dated him she legit sent me a photo of her and him like before he was on the show and she was like he tried to get on every reality TV show from like cooking like whatever whatever it took to like get his 15 minutes so the fact that now you know he's hanging around deep tea and he even said on the reunion that like his only regret is not getting with deep tea because he loves her and like you know deep tea is the fan favorite she has a million followers on instagram it would be a smart move to be with her right now because otherwise he would be forgotten in five minutes and you know

If I end up flipping, I end up flipping. But right now, that's my vibe. I think that he knows how love deep tea is, how everyone's so supportive of her. And he feels like if he gets on that train, it'll be a really good luck. From just from hearing that, like, I really want to watch it. But like, it really just sounds like he's, he knows what he's doing. I really, I didn't ask for your opinion on something that you don't know. I'm giving you.

I was like really into what you were saying right now. Okay. Meanwhile, I'll just say this controversial. I really like Shana. I think that she's a vibe. I love her faces and I want to get her on the podcast. I'll also say that shake on, uh, Instagram is so fucking grangy. Like, I mean, I guess I do cameos too, but he's like doing cameos.

He like debuted his new girlfriend and even wrote like a savage caption definitely aimed at deep deep being like don't settle like you'll get, you know, you'll find yours, which was like shitty of him. Everyone of the cast fucking hated him at the reunion, even Vanessa. And Nick Lechay, I mean, Vanessa fucking snapped at him. And it's so funny to look back, like, when I was catching up and you guys were yelling at me that, like, I was close to liking him because he seemed likable for a second. And, like, and then he started saying these, like, kind of awful things.

Like, oh, I'm not drunk to her. She reminds me of my aunt, like, blah, blah. And then I think when we really saw his true colors was at the wedding when he was, like, partying after and was like, I have reservations to no boom. Anyway, that's it. love is blind. They're being renewed for like two more seasons. They did a really sick trailer with like Harry Jousey from throughout to handle. So Netflix is really like, were the home for these like really random dating shows and like you guys love it. So shut the fuck up.

On to my favorite family, the Kardashians and updates about them. Kim did another Vogue cover. Vogue. Was it Vogue Japan or Hong Kong, Hong Kong. Kim did another Vogue cover. It was Vogue Hong Kong. It was her first time. She is Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian West, which I love. I also love her looks for this. She's wearing, like, a good outfit.

Like, you know how I always say that, like, courts my favorite because, like, she wears things you can see yourself wearing. So, Kim is finally wearing something, like, vibey. She's wearing kind of, like, dress pants and this, like, cute bra. And Kim and Chloe took Miami this week. They took Miami for it to celebrate skim sweat. Yeah. And what do you think? Listen, I have to like be for whatever they do. Like, I just love them. And I think they look hot. I mean, I didn't love Kim's outfit to the event. I mean, what she wore in Miami is like very Kim. I do feel like it was so on brand for like her new swim line. So, because it looked like basically like a swimsuit just like, you know, the way she wears. I feel like she always even wear as like top swimsuit tops as just like. shirt. She doesn't wear shirt. She wears just like, yeah. Yeah. She'll wear like a sports bra and be like, I love this shirt. And I'm like, no, it's literally not a shirt. And Chloe was there

with her. Oh, is a supportive sister. Like, we know it's crazy how Kim and Chloe became like the fucking duo. I love them. What, you love them more than court and Chloe. No, I don't. But like, I just like love that like they have this like, I feel like they have such a good relationship. And it wasn't. It was the case. I mean, also you have to remember that Chloe is like the only single one right now. Yeah. So she can be her wing person, wing woman. Also, Chloe. Not the only, oh, right, the only single one. Yeah. Chloe is looking also like freezing cold, like frigid. She's at the gym. Now, I don't think it's twice a day workouts. I feel like it's entire day workouts. All day workouts, like nine hours. No, she's made of stone right now. She's made of literal stone, but she's looking hot.

She's snatched. She's freezing. And I hope that she's, you know, feel. good and eating well and you know i just love her and i wish the best for her always and no pete was not in miami with them pete was as we know having boys night with scott diss so everyone should know that as pete was in l.a when cam was in miami i wonder when he'll start like joining her for events but he was in l.a chilling with none other than the lord and obviously he just knows how to fucking wow us. So he posted a story on behalf of Scott. Everyone's passed out. You see like Boys Night on the Let the Lord Be With You's Instagram. It's going from like Scott sleeping to like some other dudes sleeping, which like I feel like we need a deep dive on like each dude like who it is because

have to know. I didn't know. Could they be passed out because they smoke too much of Pete's weed? I don't know. Or are they just old and tired where Pete's like 28? And then Pete like flips the camera on him and we find out it's Pete because we didn't know that. I was about to tap through that story, by the way. Like, I was about to tap through, be like, oh, boring. And then thank God I waited because I gassed and died. And I feel like Pete just knows either it comes naturally to him, you know, or he's just like his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian.

He knows how to wow us. He knows how to make us like, you know. What, you think he's like a social media expert, like a star? Like, you think he's like thinking this through? Like secretly, either he's a fucking natural that he knows that will like, die at like like we're like pigeons to fucking crumbs like oh my god he showed his face like remember when he held john malini's baby with that chip tooth and broke the internet like he knew he'll just like look at the camera smile with the chip tooth we'd all die wonder what the fuck

happened meanwhile it was for a role and then you know articles are going to come out being like oh it's just for a role so we know he's like this giant movie star i don't know i feel like of course he's amazing we love him like don't come at me but i feel like he's way like more like into kind of, you know, media coverage. He knows what he's doing. And, like, living that life. Like, maybe he is Kim's secret, like, Twin Flame. Then he's, like, into the shit.

Secretly, like, flips the camera. We're all, like, dead, dying, flocking. Um, I think that's no mistake. Just like he drops, like, his news and updates when he doesn't want to come on Instagram, because he doesn't have one. I mean, he tried to and then delete it. We'll never know why. Maybe Kanye probably got anything.

that he'll have his friend Dave just like on behalf of Pete. Okay, Dave, they're like, no one knows. Just like being like Pete said to post that. But I guess like, because you were talking about it the other day, I guess you are right that like he knows. He can go to like somebody that even has like 200 followers and like post a quote that he said and like it'll blow up or like speak on behalf of him. Yeah.

He just knows it. He's like my friend Dave will post this and it'll just blow up because it says Pete Davidson. Thank you very much. I feel like no one, Anessonel has. that amount of clout like obviously obviously um so anyway he was in l a probably waiting for him to return he even picked her up from the airport it was super cute there were some pap pics of them in the car and we also saw in de moire that he was at um uh rain's game i think with scott and also

Travis was there so i mean it's a vibe but it would be interesting to see i mean just the thought that he met court's kids before meeting Kim's kids. I'm sure he's met Kim's kids. He's staying in her house sometimes. Never? No, he stays at the Beverly Hills. Didn't he send Kanye a picture of him in Kim's bed?

Uh-huh. I'm sure he met the kids before. No, not before. Maybe recently. Recently. Recently. Like a few. Mm-hmm.

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Like, whose bedroom fantasies include getting eight hours of sleep, loves open and honest communication, loves watching reality TV shows with you, loves running errands together, okay? They've got their shit together, you guys. Are you guys ready for that? Are you ready for something more? If you know what you want and you're not afraid to say it, download match. And now messaging your top matches, it's free. I'm sure he met the kids before. No, he didn't because we know as of like, as of like a while ago was confirmed.

It was confirmed that he hasn't. But maybe since it's been. I mean, don't you remember that he posted in the taxi sent to Kanye was from his wife's bed? I mean, that's true. Mm-hmm. Maybe. Mm-hmm. But maybe the kids weren't there.

I mean, like, they could have not been there. But like, let's believe that he's met the kids. Yeah, maybe after. Because I know that when Kanye, told that story of like I wanted to come in North wanted to show me something but I couldn't because mom's boyfriend there

that was a lie that wasn't true he wasn't there at that time and we found out about it later because don't you remember Kanye then contradicted himself and put up one of his rants pose on Instagram that was like

and you'll never meet my kids and I was like didn't you say you fucking met them but maybe things have changed maybe the fact that he came through for his woman and like wrote that text to Kanye and was like

you know, all this shit, like maybe he proved himself. I mean, he did meet Gordon Scott's kids. He went to Rain's game. We saw photos from there where he was there, Scott was there, and Travis was there, which like, wait a second, imagine you're a kid. Those three are your game. I mean, I guess if you're a kid, you don't know those three.

But if you're a mom, if you're a mom of those kids and you're like, hold fuck up. Scott, Travis Barker and Pete Davidson are at this game. Like, did I bring a change to underwear? No, like, I'd faint and like, I don't know what it would happen. I wouldn't be well. No. Not watching the game, that's for sure.

Not watching the game. In other Kardashian news, Kylie dropped the fact that, FYI, my baby is not well, which was shocking just because, you know, it's been a bit. She posted, you know, after he was born, she posted a story being like, whoa. And then she posted a video to our son, which is like the same vibe as they did for Stormy to our daughter. she loves that caption she goes in hard with that she put the same emo music like tant tant tant tant no i can't i can't with you trying to do it with your voice can we just say like do you remember the friends episode where phoebe's sick and like she tries to like sing and she thinks it's such

a sexy voice and then she like tries to get that voice back anyway i do not feel that way i used to feel that way when i was younger right now i do not feel that it's sexy but anyway she put that music in the background that makes anything emotional. If I'm cracking up right now when you put that music, like, it'll be emotional. I'll cry. I honestly like need to hear this music is what you're doing. Everyone will know about you. So she put that same music. It wasn't that emotional. I'm sorry. I know some of you like, oh my God, I cried. Which I know I do the same thing. I'm like goosebumps. But like from other things, this I didn't really am out because like literally was like Kylie being pregnant. Kylie at her engagement party. I mean at her bridal shower and all the sisters being like, we can't

can wait to meet you. And like, I'm just picturing that kid at 20 years old. He's a dude. He's like, what the fuck? Like, why do I care seeing my mom like waltz around being pregnant with me? And then my aunts that don't know me yet being like, we love you. You know? I mean, it's not that emotional. I'm sorry. But maybe it's emotional in 20 years. When you watch it back and you're like, oh my God. But I would want to see me as a baby. Yeah, true. Like being born and everyone kissing me a room. I'm giving birth. Right. Right. I don't know. The like her engagement party. I don't know. I guess there are sweet moments with her and Travis, like in the delivery

room and him hugging her and shit like that. And like Chris making a speech, there are some moments. There are some moments. But in general, like, I mean, maybe Kylie's just not that deep in my heart. You know what I mean? Anyway, so we don't know the new name yet. We just know that after she dropped the video and every news outlet around the world was like talking about this video and they were all like to her son, Wolf. She was like, oh now I'm seeing wolf everywhere and I just want to tell you guys it's not wolf anymore and I'm like oh you're seeing wolf everywhere of course you're fucking seeing wolf everywhere because that's

literally what you named him anyway in other news Kendall dyed her hair red and like I thought it was for one show or like one photo shoot but she's rocking it she's still rocking it the extensions the red hair and like, is it her best look yet? No. Can she literally do anything? Yes. I really liked her look before, but I mean, she could do anything. I was just about to say she could pull up, pull off anything. I support. I support. I just need more.

I need personality. I need you to like do more than just show up. Anyway, Kardashian adjacent, Julia Fox is really leaning into her like one million followers and, you know, I wouldn't say 15 minutes because we've learned that like she was known before. She's an actress. She's an artist. She's a New York City socialite. I'll give her all of that. But she's leaning in to the, you know, the current heightened status of her fame. She's doing tutorials that are literally hilarious because she's like cutting up a wife. beater into like two pieces putting one as a skirt and one is like a half bra but but why because she thinks people want to dress like that no but why because she's doing tutorials no but why would you cut up a white feeder and tutu like can't you wear a skirt like a regular skirt did you see I did see I did no it's so funny like if anybody out there does this tutorial please tag me usually with tutorials you do something like you know nighttime routine like put this cream like something

that you'll actually do but she's doing like that that dramatic eye that she does yeah which like maybe people will do that but like you're not about to do that for like drinks right right right but listen there is something about her I also will say again I loved her in Ankhajana

I loved her there like I thought she was good and I feel like she should pursue more acting roles and she's good at that maybe less of these like cutting pants to be lower eyes you know and seeing your Pube's tutorials. By the way, I heard this story about Randall Emmett a la Vanderpump rules that I didn't want to post my Instagram just because even when everything was going down

with him and Lala, and I told her when she was on my podcast, like, I didn't post about it because it just felt so intrusive and I'm not about that as much. So somebody literally showed me the receipts to everything that Randall's still up to his same shit. Like he, one of my followers sent me that her friend like DM, DM, him like about ocean being like oh my god you're giving baby fever ocean is so cute and he wrote back what's your cell i want to throw up she sends him his cell and he asks for like boob picks what yeah what boob boob how gross like i saw my god he's so gross but like but my question is like do you not learn from mistakes like that's concerning like maybe he has nothing to lose or maybe he's

literally like a gross sex addict purve alert you know meanwhile he went on g g's podcast from shaz of sunset we know that gg doesn't really like la la la to begin with they had some when la la and randle first broke up she tweeted shit like that was kind of anti la la la la being like you know you know what you were coming into couldn't be you didn't have red flags like you were the mistress like all this shit there wasn't really women supporting women so not surprised that she had on her podcast genuinely Gigi that she had a rand on where you know he's acting like the the nice rand that we kind of were fooled by yeah where he's like you know the most important thing is my daughter my kids supporting my family and he's just he's just really gross gross

speaking of vanderpump rules yes katy and tom literally are getting a divorce for real when this story was first going around like rumor mill some of you DM me and you know Katie's a friend and we're like is this happening and I was like no like I literally didn't think it could be true and then I asked her like point blank and she was like yeah and I literally couldn't believe it and my heart breaks because obviously I wish them the best and like they were together for 12 years but at the same time like you could tell the decision was made from like such a mature place you know wanting to find happiness knowing that there could be more you know, probably feeling like this wasn't enough for a while. And what I most liked, and I even sent a text to Katie saying that it wore in my heart, that I was sure that because Schwartz is so liked and Katie has sometimes been a little bit like polarizing, but Schwartz people, I was like,

oh, it's Schwarzy, oh, it's Schwarzy, oh, it's Schwartsey. Like, you got away with so much shit. Yeah. That I thought the response that I would see, even my DMs would be like, you know, blah, blah, blah. But all of it was so pro-Kady. All of it was like good. She deserves more.

good I'm glad she's putting herself first and like all the shit that I was like oh my god I'm so happy to see that she's being supported in this way it's still wild to me but it's so nice to see that they also they also have such a good relationship like it doesn't change their friendship and like they posted that they're even like out to lunch together and like it seems like it's really like just like there's no animosity exactly even though when they did their post Katie wrote like she was very brief and she was very curt she was like it's ending you know not nothing but love and respect. Tom wrote,

he wanted to make sure we know it's Katie's decision. He was like, he wrote like Katie has decided to, you know, kind of like Anna Marie Tenler vibes with, you know, John Mullaney. He wrote, you know, it would be far sadder if she decided to stay with me whilst not happy, fully respect Katie's decision. And we've had healthy, productive conversations. Anyway, so he wanted to make it obvious that.

It was Katie's decision. Anyway, you guys, thank you for listening. Love you so much. Ariel, I hope that we feel better by next week. I know. And you guys, as always, rate and review the podcast positively, of course. And not that I sound monotone, which was because I'm sick. You know what?

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