Not Skinny But Not Fat - VMAs, Met Gala, Britney Engaged and BIP

Episode Date: September 21, 2021

Remember when celebs showering habits was the only thing happening in Hollywood?? It was slow for a while but boy it picked the f up! Arielle joins me to discuss the VMA’s, the Met Gala, the meaning behind Kim's all-black Balenciaga, Britney’s engagement and Bachelor in Paradise! Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Okay, you guys. So it's been a fucking whirlwind of celebrity gossip lately. Just a lot's happening. We had the BMEs. We had the MET. We've had breakups.

We've had new way to kiss just using your tongue we've had so much it so are y'all's here to talk to me about it all and who would have thunk that just a few weeks ago there were just articles about celebrity showering habits and and how often they don't like mila and ashton dachson dachs and christin bell i even know that hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot jillin hall doesn't shower that often which i don't care areale do you want to tell something in the classroom about your showering habits maybe? No, I really don't Amanda. Oh, I don't know because

maybe you understand this the legs. Maybe you need to take a pole. Maybe you need to take a pole. They say it's not good to wash your hair every day. But do you shower your body every day? Maybe every other day. So, see, you made me say it and I didn't want to say it. Why not? Because this is a safe space. So here is a safe space.

So see, you're just like Milana. Oh, Mila said every other day? Well, I think they like they say that they do wash the like private parts. Oh, okay. So every other day, I shower fully and, you know, you got to do what you got to do. No, listen, hair is a different, hair, everyone knows that like, the less you can wash your hair, the fucking better. No one's going to judge you for that.

And also, of course, there's also a difference between seasons. Like, if it's summer, that's not true. If it's winter, it might be true. Okay, fine, fine. Anyway, my point was that it was fucking slow. And now it's so crazy, you guys, that I had to, like, I needed a breath. Like, it's been so crazy that sometimes, like, my stories are so full. And I'm like, there is more to say, but like, I feel bad, you know?

And it like consumes you outs and you're like, and. Oh, yeah. No, you and me hang out time. Like, oh. Why? Literally, she's like, why are you on your phone? And I can literally go, it's my job, which is so annoying. But it's like, at least it could get people to fucking leave me alone.

Like, I'm on my phone. Let me live. Except it does become a problem that my brain is so filled with just this shit that like I can't have normal conversations with people. Like I just hung out with my friend. She's dating this girl. I forgot the name of the girl's name like five seconds later. She was like, are you okay? Like you called her Casey five times. Her name is not Casey. And I'm like, Crystal, and she's like Abby. And I mean while I'm there with her, but I'm just can't comprehend another name. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. You've already got too many names. Arielle came with me to like an event the other day. I was talking to somebody. They were telling me what a really big deal that they had come in. And I was like, that's so cute. Because I was literally not there. You weren't there. Okay, but let's be honest. Why did I say that's cute? Let's be honest with the, with the audience. I was thrown off by the aloe yoga model. Oh, oh, there was an aloe yoga model. And I was thrown off. Maybe he was thrown off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's what happens. It happens to all of us.

I was like, that's cute. There's a bitch that's really skinny here. It's annoying me. And I feel like I really hyped you up afterwards. Yeah, you were like, look, you look really good in this picture. And I was like, you did. I just felt I'm so not al-a-yoga that like it just makes me feel insecure, you know? Like the opposite. But you know what?

People have their moments and it's okay. Like, it's okay to have moments where you're not feeling good about yourself and the moments where you're like, I'm fucking feeling myself. Exactly. So anyway, what I'm trying to say is I lied and me, you know, responding with that. that's cute, was actually about, I was like, I literally just my eyes were going to the alo yoga girl who showed up. Like, I like got dressed, put on heels. And the alo yoga girl is like just came from a workout wearing alo yoga. What's up? What's happening? Never do. I don't know. I don't

know. And I'm just like trying to think of how to take a picture so like, you know, my arm looks good. It's like she doesn't have to think about that. Amanda. What do we talk about? Body positivity. Body positivity. Body positivity all the time. Just not. You looked so freaking good. You rocked your bell bottom jeans. I know.

You guys get them. Zara. They're so nice. Okay. Anyway, what are we doing? I don't know. Like,

you're really like... Okay, you guys, my point is I fucking live and breathe this shit if you haven't already figure that out. Here you go. So, okay, let's cut to the fucking chase. VMAs. VMA's so crazy.

The day they went on, I was literally like, oh my God, they're on tonight. Is anybody watching? legit like two of you but obviously I took one for the fucking team as I usually do

obviously most important people there were MGK Megan Fox Travis and Courtney Justin and Haley Oh my God why did they not matter I don't know Were they on the red carpet though?

I don't know but he presented an award Or he won No and he's saying I don't know So maybe in my He didn't sing No

He didn't sing with Kid LaRoy He did I don't remember He did, he did. You didn't fucking watch. I watched. That's why you were fired here. I literally watched.

So he performed, and I'm saying, and I'll tell you that I never won. I didn't even know he was part of that song. I see. Maybe I said, maybe you say. Oh, God, I know the song way better than I thought I did. He also thanked his wifey. Yeah, multiple times.

Multiple times. Okay, anyway, the reason why I'm saying that Kravis and MGMF were the most important because they cause the most memorable moments of the VMAs. Like you guys know, my relationship with MGKMF is complicated. Like, at points, I'll be like, oh, my God, he is. First of all, just, you know, I've talked to so many women in the industry and not that literally want to, like, die for MGK, like, would leave their husbands,

would, like, break up their family, Harry Stiles style for him. Like, people are so attracted to him, which sometimes I think he can be cute. Like, when I saw him on the VMA's red carpet, he was interviewed, he was so excited to be there. He was saying it was his dream. He manifested the shit, which I love to hear. You know, he said it was his dream to even fucking walk a red carpet with fans. He did get to do the pre-show before. And he was like, it's such a big deal that I get to do the actual show. So it's really cute. I love seeing appreciation. And like, he knows where he came from. He worked really hard to get here. He doesn't forget that at all. And he's just really happy and excited about his

success, which I do love to see. But then Megan Fox rolled up with him. She was wearing a very, very sheer, which like the new style, by the way, is like sheer tight dress and like where you can see your thong, which like is less of my vibe. But she obviously looked like inhuman. Like she's, I mean, she's not. She's not. She's a robot. She's a robot. But again, with her I have ups and downs because it's like I saw her on a talk show talking about how she listens to Britney Spears when she flies because she's like, you're not going to die to that. And I thought that was so relatable. It really wasn't honestly, now that I'm thinking of it, maybe like I need to be listening to. hit me baby one more time as we're taking off and she did like a brittany imitation it was really

cute and i was like oh my god i'm into her and then on the carpet she was like i'm wearing nothing because daddy told me to be naked right daddy oh my god this boy is so talented and i was just thrown off by the use of daddy and boy in the same sentence like which is he and it just feels so why daddy i don't like that in general and like why are you first of all if you guys remember my episode with Mystic Michaela. She said that she has an extraterrestrial aura, which like I could totally understand. She does. No, it's a fact. She does. But like, who are you, Megan Fox even? You resurrected, but like, did you resurrect as yourself or as M. G.K.'s girlfriend? Because she's playing up as if she's some, like, icon right now. But, like, you're just being M.G.K.'s girlfriend. You're just

accompanying him to her war show. She didn't show up for her own movie, as we know, with that whole drama with Rand and shit. Like, like, I want to seem more of, like, your own thing. Not you being his groupie, which is supportive. And we love to see it. And we love Haley Bieber for being so supportive of J.B. But I don't know. Something about it is like very like, I don't know.

Like, that's your resurrection being MGK's girlfriend. Like, you were someone before him. And matching nails and outfits and you can't leave the house without matching because that's what daddy wants. So that's the other thing is like, wouldn't it be so cute if like the woman was how she dressed and the man had like, like you both don't have like like look the same. Like that's not. the vibe like it like just be even though she is kind of dark right that is her person she has like the really dark hair and the really like she does look like a vampire anyway like that is her vibe it's not like she looks like me you know she is more hardcore in general but it's just that whole like daddy

and the tongue kissing which i fucking can't see it which if you guys know now the iconic photo of Travis Courtney Megan and MGK like doing the tongue kiss which I need to know like how it comes about, like, does Travis say court... Is it that it's that? No, but they've been doing the tongue thing now that I think of it since we saw pictures of them dating. They've been constantly doing the tongue thing.

I hate it. It's, like, it's unnecessary. That's what it is. It's unnecessary. Either make out or don't. Right. That's the thing. If you're mid-makeout, you guys, picture it with me.

Everyone get into it. You're closing your eyes. You're... I mean, it's actually, like, nobody wants to hear those sounds. Like, I have my phone, and, like, We need to stop. I'm just saying. And then going like, isn't the same vibe as like a dark room makeouts.

With your eyes closed. Like you're literally like 10, 10. And like, I don't even know like if I'd want like Ryan Gosling to like touch my tongue right now. I mean like I would. Really? Just that. Just that. No making.

If that's all I got. Yeah. That's all I got. Then yes. From Ryan Gosling. What if you just ate? I don't give a shit. Give me all the garlic tongue.

Would you want your boyfriend you've all to tunk? That probably not. Like, no, thank you. Anyway, so they're all making us feel really insecure about our own relationships. Let's just put it that way. So there's that iconic bathroom. You're on a photo. Which, what I was trying to say is that, like, Megan is like, meh, mah, and, like, MGK is like,

and, like, Travis is like, me. But I feel like, court is like, me. Like, I feel like court is kind of, like, not totally into it, but she does it. She always, she definitely cracks up every time after. And then also when her and Megan were presenting the award and Megan was like with her like straight like face saying give it up her baby dad is. And then Courtney said something like laughed afterwards because she's so cute. She is really cute. That's the thing like is she dressing more punk rock for sure.

And like if she wasn't my sister, would I maybe a little bit make fun of her and say like wait, you're totally starting to dress like Travis Barker? Yeah. I would. But I also like, listen, they change their styles all the fucking time. They have stylists and they literally are like, this decade, I'm going to be more emo. Like, they literally just change their styles all the time. So it's not like weird, but it is like, you know, we saw all the paparazzi from Italy. Like there were moments where I was like court. Like you could do better. Like this isn't your vibe. But she's so happy. And I've never seen her like this. That like, who gives the shit? Who goes the shit? Where the fucking studded hoodie? You know? live your life. Live your life. Live your life. Live your life. Hesu. Okay, you guys, you know that I have a condition where I need to be eating or drinking all the time. And that's where HZU comes in because it's my favorite seltzer with probiotics in it. Ah, refreshing seltzer with benefits made with probiotics for gut health, living your life. Never tasted so good, you guys. Haza has amazing flavors like raspberry and lemon, strawberry and hibiscus, and juicy pear. Legit, obsessed with the strawberry and

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Anyway, it was really excited. People haven't seen me this happy since fucking Noah since he was born. And then when Addy came on, maybe the same excitement. Anyways,

moving on from the VMAs, Met Gala was legit the next day, which, first of all, what the fuck is the point of keeping the guestless so hush-hush? Like, I get that that's what kind of makes it

more exclusive, exclusive and mysterious and like people are buzzing about it. but like, safe you're going or not? And can, do you know, like, exactly what happens inside of the Met Gala? They see the exhibits? I think you see the exhibit. Oh, you see the exhibits.

Like, I saw an interview with Kendall being, they're like, what do you most excited about? She's like, just the see the exhibit. Like, shut the fuck up, Kendall. With Gigi. Yeah. Shut the fuck up, Kendall. You're not excited to say the exhibit. You're excited for people to talk about how gorgeous you look because you look absolutely

fucking gorgeous. Oh, my God, perfection. I've never seen anything like it, honestly. I know, you also the other day, like, no, actually she's the most beautiful. woman in the world. She is. Okay. So Med Gallo, we were all buzzing thinking, like, who's going to come, who's going to show up? I actually didn't know, listen, did I hear buzzing around that Courtney and Chloe were never invited and they probably won't be this year? Yes. Was I for sure about it? No, because I was like, why wouldn't Anna Winter want one of the hottest couples right now to come

tongue on her carpet? But maybe that's what she didn't want. Maybe she didn't want a couple tongue on her carpet. You know, we did learn before that that obviously Anna has to approve everyone. We also learned that a lot of brands and companies will pay for the tables that cost a lot of money and invite the celebs that they wanted to sit at their table. Like, for example, Brooklyn Beckham and his fiancé Nicola Peltz said at the Instagram table. But then I'm like, what, she wouldn't approve Courtney? Like, no fucking way. I don't know. Maybe that's so weird.

Kylie dropped out last minute, you guys. Kylie was in New York. She was supposed to go to the med gala. I was hearing actually from people that she dropped out. I heard that her glam team like abruptly left. So something happened. We don't know what.

A lot of people are buzzing. She abruptly left. Yeah, but I think I got a message like and a non message that like somebody saw like her glam team like leave. So like you know. And obviously she left as well. But she was supposed to go.

Like she was confirmed to fucking go. By the way. Yeah. She was confirmed to go. Travis was not supposed to go. But she abruptly left. And a lot of people are buzzing. that it has to do with vaccination status because it was made known that they were very serious

about all the guests needing to be vaccinated. But then I was like, that wouldn't be an abrupt leaving then. No. Then she would have known that months and months in advance if she wasn't vaccinated. So I don't know. Maybe she was sick. Maybe the baby, but then I don't know. I'm really interested. Like I really need to know. Obviously. I really need her to like answer the million dollar question of why did you drop out of the night last minute. Maybe she wasn't. feeling good, but it's like such a big event to, like, not go to if you're not feeling good. Anyway, she didn't go, but we did have Kim who, like, we were all looking forward to see what she was wearing.

She ended up wearing a ball in siaga, head to toe, covered completely from head to toe in black, even her face. My thing about it, which I feel like people were less talking about that aspect of it, was like, we've seen that before. When she arrived in New York, the day she arrived in New York, she had a similar black face covering leather, S&M vibe thing. Yeah. And at the Donda event, she was wearing the same vibe.

Yeah. So we've seen this vibe. That's my main thing is like if we hadn't and this was like a wow med gala moment, could we still make fun of it and say, you know, you know, there were so many funny memes like saying that she's like the shadow or whatever. But my thing was like we've seen this seven times before. At the Donda event, Instagram posts with with this, with this Balenciaga got up. She arrived in New York and probably on purpose with a very similar look, black head to toe, face covering, you know, mass. So I'm like, that's what got me is like, wouldn't you want to wow us like something we've never seen before?

I mean, it's something that people can't stop talking about. There are memes about it. Like, I think she accomplished what she wanted to. And that's that people are talking about it. Memes are being made. Like, you can't stop. All I see on Instagram is just like the meme of her and Kendall. It's just wild.

It's wild. But I wonder why. Like, why? You know what I was told from someone from the inside? Tell her team. Tell me. I was just like, listen, I'm just honestly, because if you guys were watching my live reactions,

at first I was like, you guys, I'm just sad. Like, I want to see her face. Like, it's Kim. Like, she doesn't need to be covered like this. And someone's like, you see her face every day, all day. And that was the point, kind of. And not only that you see her face all day every day. And this is like, wow, you're not going to see her face.

But we all knew was Kim Kardashian. without knowing as Kim Kardashian. And that's a powerful statement. Also, it kept me up and I thinking about it. So I was just thinking about Kim, you guys, what a fucking genius she is. She's like a legend. You know what I was even thinking about?

Like, everything she does is so smart. Okay, if you're a celebrity and you're making mega money, okay? Then the thought in your head does occur like, fuck, I have to give back. Like, I can't be out here making millions, not giving back. And I'm not saying it always comes in that kind of a way. But anyway, let's say it does. You're like, fuck, I need to join charity, like, donate money. Kim decided to, like, save people from, like, dying in prison.

Like, she went, like, she's like, I'm not going to fucking donate to a charity. I'm going to save people on death fucking row. No, she's literally a queen. Because now she knows, I'm saying, it could be that she's just a good person, probably, and she's doing it because she's passionate about it. But even from a business perspective and from, like, a career perspective, how is anybody going to talk shit about you when you're saving innocent people from dying in death row you literally how is anybody going to talk shit about you when you're like advocating

for prison reform how is it anybody can talk shit about you when you legit are just like being an amazing human and like trying to be a lawyer and so i feel like it's just like again probably from like the kindness of her heart but also she's such a fucking smart savvy business woman that like everyone needs to like shut the fuck up which i feel like everyone did like people take her so seriously now she used to not. like Anna didn't approve her until like Kanye had her fucking pregnant and brought her. And now it's like she's the talk of the fucking med gala. And you know what, Anna Wintor?

Take that because a lot of your fucking met gala was lame. Like a lot of guests were not high, you know, end or like exclusive as it used to be. And there was kind of word going about it around that she felt that after the show. She was like, shit. Like maybe this wasn't the most exclusive. girl Addy was there. Taggooker. I mean, that's fucking huge for her.

Yeah, that's crazy. And we're really happy. We saw her from the inside dancing to Justin Bieber performing, baby, baby, baby. Justin and Haley were really hot on the carpet. She was wearing YSL, which was surprising. The thing about them, they looked amazing on the carpet. But like, I feel like it was a med gala. It was kind of Oscars.

It was 100% Oscars. But maybe that was the point because this Met Gala had a a very, like, broad, I think, theme of, like, American designer. Yeah. That's what I think it was. So they looked amazing. No, why I saw it's an American. I thought American fashion.

Celebrating American fashion. Yeah, that didn't mean that you had to, a lot of, uh, Gigi had Prada. That's Italian. So what, so what is American fashion? I know. I thought, I think you're, because you're such a commoner and a peasant, you're taking it literally, like you're thinking like American fashion means. Oh, so you, oh.

It's like the concept. Oh. so like wear anything, it's America? I don't know. Stop trying to get it. You don't get it. So what is it? I don't know.

I don't know. Oh, so you don't know. No, it is blah, blah, blah, America. But I, but that's, but people, I thought they would, everyone would wear American designers, but they interpreted it differently. Differently. Okay. Well, anyway, they, I mean, let's amazing.

Let's say Billy Elish was wearing Oscar DeLorenta. She looked like Marilyn Monroe, like 1950s America. I got it. You know. So was Kendall? Who was Kendall? Jivanchi. She looks amazing. It was funny because Kendall was head to toe, not head to toe. Her face was complete in Kylie

Cosmetics, which was so funny because Kylie put up like my beautiful angel sis. And I was like, oh, Kylie, that's sweet. And then I saw that it's because she was in Kylie cosmetics. And then I was like, oh, okay. But anyway, I mean, it's still so amazing to see all the celebs on the red carpet. Megan Fox was there. She had clip on bings. It weren't the same color as her hair. It was really funny. She was wearing like a red dress. Okay, here's the thing about Megan Fox. So she puts up the red dress for the met gal on sheep, a side-by-side with her VMA's look,

the sheer dress. And she put the caption as, just me out here, ignoring and defying all of your puritanical, emotionally repressed projections of what a woman should be. And that really piss me off because, like, bitch, you're not like saving the world. You're not changing notions. You're not changing perspectives. You're legit wearing the same dress that everyone's wearing. the see-through dress, everyone's doing.

You're not changing perceptions. Like, changing perceptions would be, you know, wearing something maybe that doesn't, I don't know, accentuate showing up in a sweatshirt or... Kind of like, like, Billy Elish is very much... Yeah, like, maybe Billy Eilish, but like, not you, baby. You're actually, to me, personally, you're actually doing the opposite.

You're doing exactly what, like, I don't know. I just, I just feel like maybe it's a good caption and that's just what she wanted to do. But I really don't think that's what you're doing, babe. Kim Kardashian, on the other hand, I mean, she killed it in the way that she not only wowed us, but she also showed up with someone that we thought was Kanye because they were dressed in a jumper and with a face covering and was with her. So everyone was like, oh, Kanye is at the mat with Kim. Like, there's no way you could know. You know what I mean?

It's crazy. It looked, it could look like, I mean, obviously his face wasn't showing, but I felt like he was kind of like, walking the way Kanye would walk. I mean, a lot of people were saying that if you paid attention, then that it wasn't. But anyway, it was Demna Vasilia, creative director of Valencia. So, I mean, listen, they did it. They made us. They fooled us.

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kind of gets from just being Justin's wife and how they're toxic things. Jalina fan still, but seeing it live was like crazy. And plus Haley did look a little bit sad. It was funny though, because he was touching her stomach and she moved his hand because she was like, she's probably like, like, we don't want to think of her. Very like, it was like so apparent though. It was like, she almost like whispered to him like not there. Yeah. But now people are thinking that she is pregnant. I literally just think she's not, but she didn't want people to speculate. You know what I mean? Yeah. But in terms of like the fandom and like the Jalina fans, like I just can't even like imagine people being so obsessed with that relationship when it literally ended so long

ago like let it go let it go but the thing is this is me being the devil's advocate obviously it's disgusting don't be toxic and gross is like if he didn't meet haley justin and selina's not dating anybody it's not like she also moved on you know like i feel like justin for selina is that one true love you know so it is if you you're, if you're, like, a toxic Selena fan, then, like, you would hate Haley. Because, like, Justin, Justin, actually, somebody did a TikTok, you guys. Justin jumped between Selena and Haley and even had a mix of maybe, like, Kendall in between and, like, other bitches.

He was a playa, playa. And sometimes he seems really sweet, right? He literally whispered to her on the carpet, like, I love you. I don't know. Is it cute or is it, like, do you fuck up all the time and you're apologizing all the time? I don't want to be cynical, but it's like, it's a lot. Like, it's a lot. It's not, like, it's not normal to be so all over, like, each other all the time.

Also, emotionally and also, like, I would be like, stompin already. We just came from home. Don't embarrass me. You know? Like, check a funny picture. You know, like, what did he do that he has to be saying to her? I love you, like, while they're taking pictures. I don't know, like, live your lives, just, Amanda, they're living their life.

I don't know. I don't know, you guys. in love and it's not going away anywhere their passion for one another or his passion for her because you don't really see her like no she dies around a backwards hat that we know that we know so while this is happening cravis doesn't give a fuck they left their hotel to like a cafe or something and i would be like embarrassed i told her yell like they know paparazzi's weighing downstairs meanwhile they know that we know that they're not invited to the met but they're like fat guy. We're going in our punk rock hoodies to Dendon. I love that. I love that.

But it is cool. It is cool. Don't give a fuck. Like, who cares? And also, like, making out all over the city. They literally pause in the city on like a loading dock to make out. I don't know. Like, maybe I'm married for too long. And I don't remember the urge in the, in the middle of the street on the way back from lunch, in the heat of the city at 85 degrees, gross trucks in your face, being like, let's just like make out. In the beginning of her relationship, you, like, lose sense of, like, anything. You, like, don't know what the weather is outside. You want to kiss all day.

Like, you're on top of each other. Like, I just feel like they've only been dating how long. Maybe, like, October. So less. No, like a year or almost. Okay, a year. It's still the beginning. It's still the beginning.

And that's what happens. And she's, like, the most in love she's ever been. I feel like you really see that. You really see that. I feel like she doesn't, she legit doesn't care. She doesn't care about anything else. She doesn't care about anything. And Travis doesn't care about anything else because love conquers all.

So, I know. I mean, the thing is, like, they showed up in New York. And even before he tweeted, like, five flights in a month, like, I was thinking it. I was like, wait, they're in New York. This is something he couldn't do for 13 years. Like, he couldn't come to Fashion Week. He couldn't come to award shows. Like, so not, like, literally this love opened up his life because legit, he couldn't

have done these things. And I'm so proud of him and I'm so happy for them. So keep on making out all over the fucking city. Brittany Spears is engaged. Oh my God. She's so cute. Honestly, her engagement post is one of the most Britney posts I've seen because I really felt like I heard her be like you guys I'm fucking engaged. I can't believe it. And she did like, you know, a reel. And the whole thing was like her kind of showing off her ring in different ways. And it kind of felt like how I would show off like my manicure. And it's so cute. because she had one nail, like, kind of... Chipped off.

But it's so Brittany. And I feel like she was so excited about the ring. She looked so happy and, like, you really... I'm so happy for Brit. I know. I feel like a lot's been happening for her in a good way the past few months. And it's just good to see that she's, like, moving towards freedom. Well, I really, really, truly hope so.

But then she deleted her Instagram. And that was kind of worrisome. And then she tweeted, don't worry. folks, just taking a little break from social media to celebrate my engagement, I'll be back soon. Which is weird. If you're taking a break from social media, then Twitter is social media. And she wasn't so active on Twitter. Right. So something is fishy. But regarding Sam, he's another person that I've had ups and downs with. He kind of is cute lately to me. like he's he's very self-aware which i like like octavia spencer commented on her post like to sign a pre-up

so then he posted that um he's like don't worry i'm making brittney sign a pre-up for my jeep and like whatever so he's very self-aware he knows the situation he knows that like brittney is a mega fucking star and he knows what people are thinking and i feel like he owns it and he doesn't try to pretend like he'll talk a lot about his acting and talk about auditioning and so there are moments where it could be cringe because you're like, wait, he's really like, I mean, because he's Britney Spears's fiance now and he's like a hustling trying to be actor where like he was in Hacks the show for five minutes and he put it in his profile, which is super cute, right?

He's like hustling. He's proud of it. He's proud of it. But I do think like we need to remember that he's literally been with Britney through everything. Like the everything that's happening that's positive right now, he's been through like the worst shit for her in her darkest times. And he's, yeah, he's hustling. He's trying to make it in the acting business. But never once has, have you seen like, Britney use her platform to like, no, you know, shout him out in any sort of way in terms of like acting or try to get him

anything. So I do feel like he is really trying himself. No. And also like I don't think at the end of the day he's going to get acting roles because he's Britney Spears boyfriend. Right. Especially with everything that's been going on with her for the last, you know, over 10 years. And is it's not like I mean she has clout but it's not the type of clout to get you like to be an actor you know what I mean like I just don't and again like until like he can't be using her because she hasn't had anything for so long and he's not been there waiting it out so I feel like we need to be less cynical about it and that it's legit I love Sam he did it does seem though like he probably comp the ring for free or in exchange for social because the

place he got the ring from, like called the ring to Brittany and posted it. So I'm sure there was some sort of situation there, which makes sense because how could he afford it? Yeah. I'm D for that, though. You're D for a social post? Social exchange. Get a beautiful ring for Brittany, however you need to.

Amelia Gray and Scott Dissick broke up. I was not surprised at all, honestly, because imagine your boyfriend caring so much about his baby mama that he goes and DMs. her ex-boyfriend to talk shit. Yeah. I honestly respect Amelia for making that decision or for distancing herself from it if it was her doing. I actually said like before there were some hints in her like Instagram stories. First of all, Lisa Rina, her mom posted a picture of Harry Stiles because she had said on the show like, why'd she bring me Scott Dissett? Couldn't she have brought me Harry Styles? Which is funny because Harry Styles meanwhile is like,

super in love with Olivia Wilde and Olivia Wilde fucking cap her ass but anyway there were some hints and then Amelia posted a story um of like a t-shirt that says wait don't you have a girlfriend or something like that which I felt was also um meant for Scott and then and then we started getting notice that they they broke up and it definitely seems that way yeah and I feel like in turn like the Scott the message Scott sent to to Eunice is like disrespectful in so many levels. It's disrespectful to Amelia, which like you're, you have a girlfriend. It's pretty serious. Why do you care if Courtney's like making out all over Italy, like go make out with Amelia all over the Hamptons or wherever you are? And then second of all,

to call Courtney the mom of your three kids, this lady or what do you say, this woman, like this chick, is like also disrespectful. So like it's, he's really disrespecting Courtney. He's really disrespecting Amelia and I just feel like this this whole situation just like was not a good look for Scott. Yeah, I know. Another thing that is not a good look. Yeah. Yeah. But listen, I feel like Amelia got the most out of it. I don't think that before her relationship with Scott, she was over New York Fashion Week. Like she is hustling right now as a model. And if that got her that little jump, that little bump, I'm sure Rina is super happy about it. And, you know, she'll get over the heartbreak because she's young and she'll move the fuck on from that.

you know from that 37 year old with three kids that comes with you know some baggage so i really got into olivia munn john malaney having a baby having a baby like i wasn't that into him he does have a fandom he has a crazy fandom actually but i just kind of learned all about him and about his relation with his wife um uh and and and what was most shocking is like he went on um um late night with Seth Myers and basically came out, and right as he came out, started spilling the timeline. So in September, I did this in October, he very much wanted to make it clear that there is a timeline that is rehab, broke up with my wife, moved out, rehab again, then met Olivia, now we're pregnant. But if you really do the deep dive and you really look into it,

there is a lot of fishy shit there as to when exactly did he break up with his wife, when exactly did he meet Olivia and I feel like we should know by when they have the baby but then again so many celebrities have been having you know been giving birth quietly without us knowing so could they keep it from us because I think that she's more advanced in a pregnancy than would make sense with his timeline right but then again we'll know with some fucking point how old the fucking kid is and when he was born so I don't know but it was all very weird The way he said it on late with Seth Myers was almost like he was apologizing. It was so awkward.

And then I saw an interview she did with Access Hollywood with Mario Lopez. And it also sounded like she was kind of like, A, she was talking very like me, me, me. Like she was like, I don't know if I'll find out the sex of the baby. And like didn't sound so much like it was a we. But it could be because literally even if his timeline makes sense, even let's say he wasn't lying, his timeline was, is we met and like got pregnant. Because, like, they weren't dating on the first date. Like, but she was 41 years old.

It is very hard to get pregnant at that age. Yeah. It is possible. But it, like, it's, it's weird if it was planned because how do you plan to have a baby with someone you literally just met? Somebody that legit just got divorced. Somebody that legit just got out of rehab. Like, I feel like they tell you after rehab to, like, not date for the first year,

even have any kind of relationship. And this guy is being thrown into full throttle. a kid. Oh my God. I mean, divorce, a new girlfriend. I just wish them the best because like I know what it is to have a baby. I mean, I don't know what it is to be like a celeb and, you know, have a gazillion nannies and help and whatever. I'm sure it's easier, but I'm sure it's not, you know, easy, especially for a past addict who spoke in a stand up and in a lot of places that he's not even into kids. So this was very, very shocking to his entire fandom. And let me tell you guys, if I knew about this before, I would have gotten tickets to his current shows. He has shows going on right now. Really?

Yeah. Let's get the ticks. No, we can. That's it. They're sold out. Anyway, you guys. So a lot going on. Very exciting stuff. Stay the fuck tuned because shit's about to go down. Is it? Yeah. Like what? When it rains, it pours. Oh, you think shit's going and continue to happen? What do you see happening? I have no idea, but I really wanted to mention Bachelor in Paradise. Oh, okay. Mention. Mention away. Well, I thought, I felt like I really love all the attention that Natasha is getting. And I think the Brendan Piper situation was really obviously like the biggest situation in Paradise this summer with a few other little things. but I really was happy for Natasha that, like, they're keeping her on.

She was getting another rose. They're not eliminating her. But at the same time, I did feel like, you know, we did see on our end that their relationship wasn't that romantic. And I do think that, like, Brendan should have gotten the shit that he was getting because clearly him and Piper were fully dating before the show and that's not the point of the show. But with that being said, he was leading Natasha on with...

like doing as minimal as possible. Does that make sense? Yeah. Like he was not romantically into her. You could see that as the viewer and it just sucks for her. But also like it's not like they were going and, you know, tongueing each other all day. No, there was no tongue. The only kiss they had was like a peck where like I would be like goodbye. Like the kiss that he gives in his effect.

So yes, do I think Chasha was blinded by his blue eyes? Hell yeah. And turtleneck probably. And do I think it's fucked up? The manipulation. I don't think it's fucked up if you knew somebody before, you were hoping to see them, whatever. I think the pulling in another person into it. And that's somebody's feelings.

Like, right. I get what you're saying. He didn't show her too much affection. He did the bare minimum. But at the same time, like, she was into him. Very. And he made it seem, at least in words, maybe not in actions, but in words. Like, he's there with her.

He's giving her the rose. he is leading her on. You know what I mean? And then to to underestimate her intelligence of that level of, oh, Piper's here. Oh, and then I'm into her.

Oh, and where you're dating. Like, you're fully dating for is really fucked up. But I agree with you. Did I like the entire village coming up and deciding who needs to go home? No grocery store. I like you. But it's not up to you. Yeah. It's not to you. You don't get

to kick people off the island. Wait, should you and Serena leave the island? because you're really into each other and now you're taking up space because you're not going to give other people opportunities. Like what they were all saying doesn't make sense because they were like, you're not open to other things,

so you should go home. But you're not open to other things. 90% of the beach is not open to other things. For all, can I just tell you I'm really into Kenny and I don't know what to do with these emotions and this attraction? I know, Kenny.

Like there's something hot about Kenny. Very. And like he was, I felt like he really handled himself amazingly. Oh, wait. You guys, Kenny fucked Demi three times in the boom boom room. Who else did he hook up with Tia? And then he goes back to Mari is like, I'm in love with you.

And I'm like, oh, my God, Kenny's an angel. I know. Like, there's something about the way Kenny speaks and says and handles things. Kenny looks at Mari and is like in love. And he said in the confessional, he's like, I never felt this way. And I believe him because he's not saying it in this like bachelor journey talk. He's saying it like very like just authentically. Yeah.

He's just like, I never felt this way. Like, but like honestly, Kenny's hot. No, Kenny's hot. I mean, he's disgusting in a way. Do you know what I mean? Like, he's so sleazy. And what he does in life is so sleazy. Like, he manages like a literally a bar band.

Bar boy band. Like, I've had followers tell me that they know this boy band from Chicago. They play at like, fucking underground bars. And he like manages them. So it is kind of like a sleazy position. And he has slizziness about him. but he has like, there are sleazy hot guys and he's a sleazy hot guy. He's one of those and he knows how to talk. But he looks in love with Mari and Mari's like this like soft spoken. But I'm, I feel like she's like a control. Like I feel like she controls you with her eyes. But I feel like Kenny needs that. Like Kenny needs Amari. They're perfect together. And you know what I don't like that Demi trying to do? Demi's trying to play the victim. And this is a big deal to be, you know what I mean? Like it was her idea every time.

She literally went after him And then she'll be like And he used me in the boom room Like no baby That's not what happened You asked him to go to the boom boom room Don't say it like that Because it's not what happened

You know what you mean? Yeah And she also got very involved In the Brendan Piper thing So again do I think First of all let's start with this Brendan and Piper are fucking dumb For thinking that they could pull this off

For thinking that they can like And the fact that they just talk So frankly in front of cameras Just shows that they're dumber She's like listen What I like more followers Yeah. Do I want to make more money? Yeah. But I have a degree and I can like lean back and then you're like, do you know you're miced? Like, do you know they hear everything you say? It's just so funny. The thing is like, do I agree with you? I think it was, first of all, I think the response to Alana and Chris was exaggerated because people fucking hated Chris and that's why they treated him like a piece of shit, which isn't nice and it's kind of bullying. For Alana. Yeah, it's kind of bullying. What an Alana do? Listen, I think at the end of day, Chris and Alana hooked up. before, yes. Did they come in

with his master plan? No. Yeah. Yeah. She didn't even want to leave with him. She kicked him out of her cab. Yeah. More than that. But they got so much fucking shit. They were bullied off the fucking island. And bullied afterwards too. And bullied afterwards

too. He even posted like a hotline. You know, it's very sad. I feel like people went the way overboard. Like, let's not forget most of you came for followers. Most of you came for clout. If you were going to most of you came with somebody in mind that you were into from Instagram that you probably slid into their DMs. You probably hung out before in the different cities that you traveled to.

So, okay, okay. You didn't do it as, like, bad as they did, but you kind of did. Piper and Brandon are just dumb because you can't plan this out because they both knew that you can arrive at different times in paradise. So what did they say, like, if I'm not there yet, then make a connection and make sure they like you enough to give you a road so I get there. Like that's the fucked up part. Yeah. That's the fucked up part. And the lying.

And the lying. That's what I'm saying. The fucked up part is the lying and using somebody for your own gain. Why you came on the show. Demi, you're going to fucking really say that it's not okay that they came in the show for cloud. No, because you're not looking for cloud. Like that's what pisses me off. You're all here for that reason.

You all have an advantage to be on TV and not look for love off TV. Look for love on TV to get the advantage that that comes with. The fucked up part is that Brandon and Piper did it in a very manipulative way that could hurt other people. That hurt other people. Yeah. But and then Natasha goes on a date with Brendan's best friend to top the cake off for Natasha. To really fucking top. Literally.

And then like angelic Dr. Joe. I'm like, he's a doctor and he's so cute and he's friends with Zach and like all this shit. And then he's like, oh, Brandon. I love Brendan. That's what he said to her. Everyone loves Brendan. That's why no one gave him shit. By the way.

Oh, my God. By the way. Anyway, you guys, we're in it. We're living it. We're breathing it. You guys, thanks for listening this time. And always rate and review the podcast and give it five stars because you love me and you should do me a favor because I'm doing you a favor by just talking about all this shit and not knowing my own name because, you know, I'm just thinking about all, all's this. It's all. See? See? Other things we need to discuss quickly is that Bella Hadid was not at the Maggala. Gigi was. People started speculating that everyone who we thought would show up to the Met Gala didn't show up was probably because of a lack of COVID-19 vaccine. But then Bella went ahead and posted to her Instagram a story of her seemingly getting a shot, even though it did look like it was at a doctor's office. But, you know,

You never know where celebs get their, get their shit done. And also it had the date of August 6th, which seemed to fan to be pretty late in the vaccine game. Could have been the first dose. Could have been the second. Could have been the first. And then she didn't have time to get the second for the Mecca. We don't know. We don't know why she wasn't there.

And all we really want to know is who was invited. Did everyone who got invited go? Who got invited and didn't go? And why didn't they go? We just want to know inquiring minds want to know. Another interesting thing about our Addison, our Addy, is that she showed up to the Met in the Tom Ford vintage red dress. And immediately everyone was freaking out because it looked very similar to a dress Courtney wore to the family Christmas party, which I better get invited to this year in 2019. Obviously, it's not the exact same dress.

Courtney's was like, I didn't even have straps, but it is similar. And I think it's, it's from the same Tom Ford for Gucci collection. So that's pretty, pretty wild. Can we talk about Kanye West and his black photo on Instagram? Everyone he follows right now has a black IG pick. Kim didn't have a black IG pick, so he wasn't following her. Then she changed it to the black IG pick on the day of the Met. So he did follow her.

Then she changed it back to a pick of herself. And now he's not following her. So what the fuck is going on? This is becoming very like, I don't know, like middle school. No one cares that much about who you follow. I don't know. Kanye, just like live your life. Like your fucking sister-in-law would say.

Addison Ray was also supposed to perform at the I-Heart Music Awards. But last minute, she posted, hi, y'all, after a lot of thinking, I've decided that it's best to not perform at I-Hart. I want to give my fans 110%. I don't feel like I'm ready to do that. you for understanding. Now what I'm wondering is like she didn't show up to the VMAs and we saw the seating chart ahead of time that she was supposed to actually sit next to her BFF court and she didn't show up. We didn't get any notices to why. And I'm wondering, especially based on her article

in the LA Times that she wants to focus more in acting, if if they're trying to like move her away from the singing, the like music stuff and show that she's like just an actress, For like the Netflix movie, he's all that and for her Netflix multi-picture deal, like why else would she be absent from the VMAs and from the IHeart music awards? Something is fishy and I'd like to know why. Kim Kardashian went on Ellen and it was so funny because Ellen asked him what she thinks about Kraviss and Kim was actually so huge. She was like, I love them.

I love love. And Ellen was trying to kind of get the dirt. Like Ellen was like, but they make out of the time like, what the fuck is going? on like, what's wrong with them? They're all they do is like PDA. And Kim was like, I know, that's how they are. Like, it's super cute. They're really like in love.

And then one of you guys DM'd me and was like, Scott should have DM'd Ellen. Like, instead of DMing Eunice to talk shit about, yo, this chick in the middle of Italy. Like, imagine Scott DM to Ellen. Ellen would go with the flow. Ellen would be like, oh my God, it's a lot. Because Ellen basically said it's a lot.

Also, super exciting to me and to keeping up. fans, Kim was talking about the Hulu show as if it's straight up keeping up with the Kardashian. She was like, we haven't filmed in so long. We can't wait to all film together. A lot of people have new relationships. And Ellen asked if Kraviss are going to be on the show together. And Kim was like, listen, like we haven't talked about it. Yeah, fucking right. But I think they will be because it's such a big part of like Courtney's life. So I'm super excited. It was so funny for so long. I didn't want to confirm with A K that like the new Hulu show is basically going to be keeping up like we were kind of spinning like what else could it be

but then hints started dropping that like no wait it's going to be legit keeping up and they just left e not because the show is over like they made it sound but because of just probably a better contract but it's so funny looking back because they were literally crying obviously when the show ended with e over the producers and like everything like that but they made it sound they were like our last day of filming ever ever ever ever ever ever ever Lisa Rina is super happy that Amelia and Scott broke up. She said on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. She said that she really, really tried really hard and was really patient. We'll leave it at that. That's what she said. So it sounds like she was just waiting for this phase, this fling to be over. And listen,

I am happy for Amelia for leaving Scott and I am happy for her living her life. But I really think, like Scott gave her the like jump that she needed in her career because as much as I'd like to give her the credit. Like she was not blasting off on fashion week like she is now. Now she's hopping all over the world like fucking Bella Hadid and she's gorgeous and she was modeling before but not like this. Prince Harry and Megan Markle were picked for the world's most influential people. A lot of people are having a lot of opinions about that but all I can think is about their photo on the cover of Time magazine. She has the boob covering hair, and there's a meme going around

that's super funny that he looks like her hair stylist that is explaining what he did to her layers. It's just so funny, you guys. We didn't discuss Hilarie Baldwin real fucking quick. She just posted today to her Instagram. She shared like a story of a black mother holding her white baby, and it says your baby looks nothing like you. I'm assuming the mother had a baby with a white father, so the baby looks more white.

And I can totally understand that struggle, right? But Hilaria posting that as if she relates to it is mind-fucking blowing, you guys. This is like on the verge of like a condition, like a dissociative personality. Like what is wrong with her that she, no, you're white and your kids white. Babe. babe. So like what the fuck is going on? She is just a lot. Like a lot. Anyway, love you guys. See you next Tuesday. Thank you guys so much for listening to this episode of Not Skinny but Not Fat. Follow me on Instagram at Not Skinny but Not Fat. Subscribe to the podcast so you don't miss any episodes. Rate the podcast

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