Not Skinny But Not Fat - We Miss Julye w/ Arielle Hirsch

Episode Date: March 8, 2022

Far from the eye, but close to the heart, my sister Arielle joins me to discuss JB's 28th bday, Pooshing the boundaries, Kanye's new GF and celeb who kept their OG handles.    Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Ariel while she's in New York and I'm away. I'm still in Tel Aviv. So I miss her. and I love catching up on all things pop culture with her. But I really feel like the urgent need to make a correction here. Like usually we just, you know, talk and whatever. No one's back checking over here. But I was calling Kanye's new girlfriend, Chenet. But it's Cheney. So I want to get that right, you know.

Like it's Cheney and I was all like, Sheenay this, cheney that, Shannay, nay. No, it's apparently Cheney. So I am very sorry to Kanye's new. girlfriend that I named her Chenet. Her name is Cheney. And with that in mind, enjoy the episode and drink every time I say, Chenet.

Ariel Beth Harris, are you in a mood to record a motherfucking podcast with your pop culture expert sister? It's such an honor to be rehired again. And I honestly can't wait to be fired again and then rehired. We're on this roller coaster. Ariel, let me just tell you think you are not hired you are a guest on my podcast sometimes you know that sometimes people get mad at you that i'm like mean to you on the podcast but it's like a joke it's a joke but you know what

i miss and i just forgot well first of all we've never done a zoom podcast we're always in the same building so this is weird but we used to like make drinks every time we did a podcast and now i'm like I'm feeling it's almost 1 p.m. in New York and like maybe I should make a drink on a Wednesday. So for people that don't know and haven't listened to the podcast from the beginning or didn't go back, because I hear from a lot of people that started and then went back to me to the beginning and listen, which is so wild because I think the first episode ever is about Tristan. Like I'm pretty sure it's called like the Tristan like cheating scandal, which is so wild. I don't know. It just feels like full circle to me because it's like this was like three years ago it was still Kardashians in the headlines still all the

juicest shit coming from them you know what I mean and I remember that was our first episode like we didn't even think about like we didn't plan for that to be the time frame we're like oh we're going to record the first episode on this and this date and then that happened like the Tristan and Jordan cheating scandal so for those of you that don't know are yell the dream of starting a podcast started and I knew that I wanted my sister Ariel to do it with me because like she was the person I talked to about pop culture and celebrities before I even shared it to Instagram. And I always say this is like before I shared to Instagram, I would arrow over all the juice to you and talk to just you about it. We still talk about it. But no, not even as

much because now I've been replaced with Instagram and I just need to come to your Instagram to see everything and we don't even like I feel like it's much less now I'm like I literally I had to I had to emotionally deal with it in the beginning of like okay like we're not talking about this all day every day anymore I can just like see it through your Instagram and like pretend to have conversations there no but it's not true then you you'll come over and we'll literally talk about the shit so yeah that's true so we used to do it together like exclusively I didn't even really have guests and yeah and every time we'd make a drink we'd make a mark But like that was pre-pregnant, that was pre-baby.

Not that I'm like not drinking. Fucking shit. So I'm currently in Tel Aviv. Ariel was here for about a week. Even her week here. It's like there's so much social life, so much going out, so much like friends and things that it's like she was exhausted after three days. Like I'm hashtag grateful because in New York I'm much less social, but I'm also fucking exhausted. No, but like you're literally such a social butterfly that I never knew you were.

Because like I was complaining for a week and you were like, go. And now you're like doing should I go. And I'm like, you should go do this. And it's like, yeah, we're not used to this life. We're really not. We're used to like every day being at home and then once in a blue moon going out. Here it's like every day going out and then once in a blue moon staying home. But no, but it's also vacation mode and you want to see as many people as you can and but no it's literally exhausting and I feel like the weather here is nicer and there is no actual reason for me to be back home in New York right now but at the same time it's like I miss my shows you know like I was like how am I going to watch my bravo shows everyone's like get a VPN I'm like so bad at that shit I'm like what do you get a VPN

it's like a thing that you do but can we tell everybody what the funniest part of this like one week trip that I had to Israel is. Okay, what is it? That you were two seconds away from me? Yes, that you booked a random Airbnb. And then we searched the address and you're literally a two second walk for me. Literally. But like people saw, I posted stories of you here at 10 a.m.

I'm like, what is like literally? I called her in the morning and then she thought that was a cue to like hop on over. And she would just like arrive with like we love. Like, how could we ever not live like that when we're so used to it? No, we can't. There's no way. But Ariel's getting married, which is so exciting, everyone. She got engaged.

People were so happy for you. Literally, the love that you got was unmatched. No, it was the sweetest thing to read on your page. I've honestly never felt so loved in my life. That's not true. But it was really cute. And I can't believe I'm getting married because I feel like I'm seven years old and have never grown up since that age.

So, no, it's wild. It was such a cute proposal to throw Ariel off because, like, she's such a fucking control freak. Like, we had to tell her boyfriend to propose in the most, like, non-climactic way, like, at home before dinner, not even at dinner. And my PJs, like, just, just so she has no idea. It had to be so low-key so she wouldn't know because she's such a fucking spy, but it ended up being really sweet and at home and they're going to get married probably in Tel Aviv.

We have a lot of family here. So we'll be back here hopefully in a few months. You know, just a little 12-hour plane ride. No big deal. Okay, you guys, I usually love to travel when it's warm and nice. I can be in the beach and pool. This time I traveled in the winter, anything to get away from the New York City winter. Anything is better than that.

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You know what else I want to talk about? I want to talk about for two seconds, my voice, if we can. If we can. First of all, when I speak Hebrew, I realize that I sound way more chill. Then when you speak English. Yeah, maybe it's all the cigarette smoking here. Maybe, no.

Like your voice, you're a little more hoarse right now. A little, like you can tell. Like, but also, I think the Valley Girl vibe that we're so used to hearing and kind of mimicking and it becomes kind of this, like, fun way to speak of laying, oh, my God, you guys,

where people don't know if it's like, like fake or real anymore. I think that like that's the way you talk all day. But it's like, no, sometimes it's just fun to put on a little voice and make your speech more exciting and make it more of a vibe. Like literally. Like look at Paris Hilton.

Perfect example. Paris Hilton. Have you heard the difference between her baby that's hot voice and like her being like Nicole, Nicole. Like if you've seen the simple life, you know like literally. Even in her documentary, she like changed her voice. And she talked about it, that, like, her voice became, like, who she was. And, but that's not her real voice.

But literally. And with her, it's, like, literally 180. She's such a sweet, cute, driven person. She's like, I want to have one gazillion dollars. And she, like, doesn't stop working for even two seconds. I'm like, whoa. Like, I would stop at, like, the $100 million. I'd be like, hello, pension.

Like, are you kidding me? But what I'm saying is I realized, because I did a podcast here, here and I was like in different languages you don't sound the same and when I posted about it on my Instagram I got a lot of message from like international followers that were like you know I'm Japanese and you know I'm told that when I speak you know Japanese I sound completely different than when I speak English and a bunch of other languages as well it's just a thing but yeah but I think that sometimes people don't realize that like the way people sometimes talk like they they talk kind of in a more nuanced way for fun, just like spice out.

Like if I was like this all day, it would be very boring and very monotone. Well, yeah, I feel like you have here. Let's get back to fun. Okay, fine, fine. I'm a basic bitch. Sorry, did I not let you talk? Oh my God. I'm going to get fucking.

No, I was literally just about to say you have your work voice. You have your phone voice. Like you always make fun of me. And I'm like, hello? And you're like, oh my God, Ariel, that voice. You change your voice. Oh my God. Ariel could be like, Amanda, what's up?

and then she'll get a phone call, she'll be like, yeah, okay, no problem. And I'm like, who are you? But everyone knows this voice. You know what this voice is. Do you all remember, I don't even know if Ariel's too young for this, is like when we would call people's home phones and their parents would pick up and you'd have to ask to talk to your friend. It would be like, hi, can I please speak to Michelle?

You know, it was that legit. Like, we were all fucking doing it. So, anyway. Enough about voices. enjoy your voice play with your voice speak like an idiot speak like a valley girl have fun color your life you know who the fuck cares so it was jesson beaver's 28th birthday love he's not a baby anymore you're kind you're the same age as jason beber are you're like one year above him yes but i watch videos of him and i just like you can't help but not to be obsessed like you have to be

obsessed with Justin Bieber. Okay, I can make you unobsessed in like three seconds. Why? What video? Show you one. No, no, no, not even listen, the baby zip up zip ups that he's been wearing lately. Even that would still be down with him, obviously. I'm more talking about like when he wakes up super preachy and post things like God has the power to separate the earth and the mountains and he loves you. so I'm talking about that and that's when I'm like I don't know if we could vibe you know like I don't know I don't know you know what I mean no so he's a bit he could get preachy but then he has this other side I mean obviously that he's so hot and so I mean did you see that video of him at the Super Bowl rapping along to Eminem like for the video I'm thinking about and that stupid small sweater

doesn't bother me. First of all, we all wrap that. Like, did we not all memorize the eight-mile wrap? Like, mom's spaghetti. And then ready. Clearly you memorized it. Wait, hold on again. You got one shot, one opportunity to do anything you ever wanted.

Use this moment and let it go. Your mom's spaghetti. We, no, arms are heavy. Mom spaghetti. You're nervous. But you look tired and ready. And the surface you look tired, but you keep on forgetting. Well, you wrote down the whole crowd goes so loud.

You open your mouth, but the words won't come out. You're choking down. Everybody choking out. The clock's right out. We're literally on a fucking Zoom delay. And we are not even like a millimeter as hot as Justin Bieber when he fucking did at the Super Bowl. But also he probably got Corona at the Super Bowl because everyone was saying when the Super Bowl happened and obviously it was in LA this year. So like all the celebs went. Like if you're cool, you were at the Super Bowl, which is awesome. And I feel like it should be in LA every year just so we could see all the fucking celebs there. But everyone was saying how nobody was wearing a mask and it might be a little like bit of an issue. And then I mean, literally about a week later, Justin canceled meeting, greets, canceled some shows. And, and.

then he posted that he had COVID, which, you know, isn't that dramatic anymore. But at the same time, it's like, did you get at the super spreader event that was the Super Bowl? Because I think maybe yes. Probably. Yeah. 100%. But anyway, his style right now is like zipped baby cropped hoodies, which like I wonder how that like conversation happens. But it's been his vibe for the last like month. Just like little tiny baby sweaters. I know, but why? Like, what's, what's the deal? Like, I want to know, like, what you, does it look cool? Like, they think it looks cool with the giant shirt and the tiny. Everything looks good. Okay. That might be true. You're right. 100%. But, like, I just, like, I don't know what to do with the giant shirt and the tiny sweater. Like, why? It's not a giant shirt and a tiny sweater.

He's wearing, like, a regular size t-shirt, which is big and a tiny. I mean, listen, if anyone could pull off a crop top, it's just a Bieber. Nobody also got tiny shirt. He's like, he seems tinier than ever, you know? Or maybe the crop top makes him look tinier. Oh, my God, speaking of tiny and the fact that it was his 28th birthday, the ever iconic Martha Stewart posted a photo with him. I don't know if she was invited to his birthday or happened to be there. But speaking of the fact that I just said he was tiny in her caption of a photo with him,

she wrote, looking skinny yet fit and happy with a bunch of very attractive friends. Justin Bieber was at Sushi Park restaurant celebrating his 28th birthday. Happy birthday. So first of all, Martha Stewart is fucking iconic. Her Instagram is like a must fucking follow. And she loves her like celebrity sightings. Like she posts them once in a while like people that she sees. She had one with Tracy Morgan recently.

She loves kind of like a celeb encounter and I live for it. She had one with Pete Davidson. She was so excited to see Pete Davidson. Anyway. So it was his birthday. Martha Stewart even said that he looks fit but very skinny, which is so funny. And I guess I'm not the only one that noticed that he's looking tiny. But anyway, Justin Bieber is 28. Oh, you know, speaking of Justin Bieber. So as you guys know, I just said, I'm telling you right now. And I was just speaking to did a little thing for like the E of Israel, which is called Guy Penis. And it's literally such a full circle moment for me because I used to watch it, you know, when I lived here, love it. That's where I got my news. when I was here. And they asked me to be on to like interview me as someone who lived there here and is doing what I do today. So huge fucking honor. Literally insane, surreal loved it. But we were

talking. And actually one of the girls that was on set told me a piece of information that I didn't know that I need to like look into more. But she told me that the reason Justin Haley got married was basically because before Justin met Haley, he was kind of like in like a redemption phase of like trying to correct his kind of like the lifestyle that he had and whatever. Yeah. And he was he apparently vowed that he wouldn't like maybe that's when he really like found God again. And he vowed to not have sex till marriage. So she said that's why him and Haley got married so quickly so they could have sex. No freaking way. That honestly makes that makes sense. Right. That makes sense because we never really realized aside

from it being super romantic and hot and like fucking I remember that like it was yesterday when that happened but they were so young and really weren't dating for that long but listen Haley always says in interviews that you know they've kind of had an on and off thing forever which like you guys if you look back kind of a lot of it if you look at the timeline like him and Selena him and Haley it was at the same time it was all at the same time. There were like overlaps and a bunch of shit but Haley said that they always know that if they got back together when it hadn't worked out in the past, they got back together again, that it would probably end in marriage. But at the same time, like, it does make sense that there was something bigger,

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I don't dislike Selena at all. I also want to say that she was, in my opinion, the best dressed at the SAG Awards. I think she looked amazing. She looked so good. Her fandom is even crazier than Taylor Swift. Like she gets so much love,

which I forget. Do you remember she was like the big, the hot. She was the most followed person on Instagram. On Instagram for years. And I remember, like, not completely getting it, like, what am I missing? Yeah, yeah. But people love her.

And she tripped at the show and, you know, you can't really say anything. Like, you know, it's always like, not entertaining. Obviously, no one's getting, like, really heard. But, I mean, fans really came to her defense that it was even posted and said that it might have to do with her health. It's like, you guys, she literally tripped on the red carpet from heels, like, She's fine. What happens when you're wearing six and chills? Like, it's hard to walk.

But she really looks amazing and she seems like she's thriving with her, you know, her show and everything like that. So I think she looked amazing. Lady Gaga looked amazing. There were some good looks and we're, you know, we just started award season. So it's fucking. But you always post Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. And like whenever you see them hug and embrace each other, you almost wish that there was something there. And I'm like, not again, not again.

We will not fall for this fucking shit again. Because they're so sexual, I feel like the way they look at it for that. But you know what? They had their chance. They were both single at the same time and nothing ever happened. So, you know, we need to come to terms of the fact that like, I'm not jumping to like PR conclusions, but also it did wonders for the movie to be so fucking in love with each other, you know, publicly. Also, I'm sure they were in love with each other professionally.

like he looked at her couldn't believe she could sing that way she looked at him couldn't believe he's like so hot and acts so well oh my god i love that movie like when you see them in the screen test or whatever and she's singing like how could you not fall in love with lady goggle like there's no he was in love no oh my god literally the confidence like there 99 people in the room and there you only need one to believe in you do remember that sentence like we need to bring it back like they're 99 people in the room you only need one shot one opportunity yeah yeah you're only opportunity you We're not going to do this. You don't want to, it was such a success the first. I wanted to talk about, did you see that court, who is so leaning in to her happiness and like her new vibe, had Benny drama do a little poosh skid for push your wellness. And I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed with the fact that she, you know, just keeps on proving that she's, you know, just keeps on proving that she's, doesn't take herself too seriously, that she has fun, that she can make fun of herself, that, you know, like, I feel like people don't understand how, how much that's like,

that's such a, like a good quality to have that you don't take yourself too seriously. But like, I think the whole family doesn't. Like, I think they all can like laugh at themselves, see something that's funny, that's about them. That may not be even putting them in the, in the, when we were at SNL and they, that whole skit and they were making fun of them. That was fucking hilarious. Baby, baby.

Loved it. So, yeah, she can make fun of herself. I mean, Benny Drama constantly makes fun of the family in the most, like, you know, humorous way. But obviously paints Chris as like the master evil mind, which obviously she's not, you know, paints. Courtney is like punk rock, like,

fucking, you know, being like, Ed Travis. So the fact that they took him, I mean, is awesome for him. And also, she was cracking up the entire time. I love to see her just, you know, take herself, you know, so not seriously. And you guys, we have a date. April 14th, the Hulu show, the Kardashians is coming back. I literally can bring myself back to when the announcement was made that they're moving to Hulu.

And Hulu posted like a tweet that they all reposted that was like, the Kardashians signed a deal with Hulu to produce content. And I remember I was like, it's going to be. be a Kylie and Stormy Guging Joe. It's going to be like a good American like behind the scenes. Like we kept on thinking that it's going to. It's not going to be the Kardashians. Yeah. But it literally is. And it just seems like it has like selling sunset like glam vibes. More of a budget. Like you could tell just like the lighting is like better like the mate. I don't know. It all looks like just like leveled up. You know, level up. Honestly, Hulu never made a level up. Never made.

a better decision than to have the Kardashians sign with them and like whatever money it took is probably going to be very worth it. Yeah. I mean, yeah. So very excited about that. Kanye has a new girlfriend. I think you pronounce her name. Shanae Jones. We called her like a Kim lookalike at the beginning, but I honestly think like you don't. That's not. She's not a Kim Like she's like a Kim wannabe, maybe. She's a Kim wannabe. Which is like, imagine being Kim and fucking seeing that shit. And also imagine like does Kanye ask her to be like, hey guys.

Does that turn? Like, imagine that's his fucking fetish for you to look exactly like Kim. So he could be turned on. Like it is so fucking weird. He also went from dating Julia Fox, even though we knew was like mostly PR to dating this girl. Sharing the shade room like photo paparazzi of them with like hearts and tagging her and all this shit that like Kanye you have more clout than this you're you could say yourself you're like the best rapper in the world you're a fucking billionaire what you don't need

to share you don't need to share fucking paparazzi photos and he's never done that before so where is this coming from he's never done that before so what has changed that he feels like he needs to reshare paparazzi posts to like put up hard to like this is what i think it is i think it's literally just to like to get a Kim to get a Kim and to you know there's Kim and Pete and he wants to have his moment but he's doing it so on elegantly like and so just not inconspicuously like what are you doing what are you doing? Like it's the most obvious gross way to go about this. And he's resisting the divorce.

So it's not like he's like, hey, you guys, I'm so happy with Chennai or whatever the fuck her name is. It's literally like, no, you're refusing a divorce, which I feel like that's like the most awful thing when like you're in that situation and you're refused a divorce. But how could you refuse a divorce? Like I don't understand. Like somebody doesn't want to be with you. You're going to refuse a divorce. You're not going to look for us and not. I think at the end of the day. Well, we're recording this today Wednesday. And I think there was supposed to be like a decision today. Maybe we're going to be updated shortly, but there was supposed to be a decision today about, oh, Oh, my God.

There's a discussion. I'm fucking speak. Stop. Kim Kardashian. I'm officially a single woman. Woo-hoo. Kim Kardashian's quest to become a single woman has become a reality because the judge has granted her request to end her marriage to Kanye West.

Kim will be known just as Kim Kardashian. The West is gone. Damn. Holy crazy. Wow. Wow. Wow. wow, wow, wow, wow, wild. Good for her. I mean, that's what I was going to say. Like,

you can refuse it, but the end of the day in front of a judge, like, there needs to be reasons and there needs to be like, you can't just, you can't just decide and, you know, go on a rant or going to whatever. And listen, I literally really hoped from the minute that they announced their separation. Like, I believed that they would be, you know, co-parenting amicably and whatever. So it was. shocking to me at the beginning when this started happening and I really am hopeful that they will get back to that. You know what I mean? Like at some point, I'm sure Kim will put her, you know, if he'll be able, if he'll bring himself to do that, she'll do it. Well, I think it's like so hard to like be nice and like have that nice, amicable like relationship of co-parenting when he's out there like putting out really inappropriate like posts. and tweets and everything and going at Kim and but like also like in Hollywood which is something we always talk about and I don't understand is like how do these couples move on so fast like you've been married for how long and how are you just like next next next next and it could be like three different people in like a very short span of time like how does that happen it is legit wild but I you just have to believe that first of all everything is so fast paced in the world of Hollywood.

So it's like, you know how Justin Bieber used to talk about, you know, getting on stage and getting all that natural dopamine and excitement and then going to watch TV? Like, it's not going to be the same. So it's like that fast-paced lifestyle. And also just relationships in general, like a lot of times when people break up isn't actually when it started going downhill. So it could have been years. I mean, he was living in like fucking Wyoming and they were apart.

So like, listen, I'm happy for her. the only thing is they said she would drop the West, but I think, I thought that she had wanted to keep the West to be like her kids, which I totally understand. But at the end of the day, maybe after all this, she doesn't want the West in her life, which I totally get.

So, yay, really happy for Kim. She deserves this. And who knows, maybe she's going to be Kim Kardashian Davidson, which doesn't have a ring to it at fucking all. So I just want to say I posted this other day just because I was posting Shannay. And someone was like,

oh my God, I miss Julia. And legit, I felt that. Like, oh my God, I miss Julia. Like, there was something about Julia. Like, she has charisma. I mean, she's not a nobody. I liked her in Ankajams.

Like, she had that jac jams. Angajams. And she leans into it. Like, she was just at the Batman premiere, which is, like, so wild. Because this is why I think it's wild, you guys. Like, if I, Amanda, okay, am invited to the Batman premiere, I'm not going. unless I'm best friends with Zoe Kravitz and she personally invites me

and is like, babe, come tonight. No, no, no, I'm really, I'm being, you know, Amanda are different than everybody else that would be honored to be invited and go. But like, do you know what that means to go? Like, you're going alone, like,

alone. It's not fun. You're not, like, it's nerve-wracking. It's all this shit. Like, so I'm saying, like, but she's literally used an up, I mean, people say 15 minutes of fame. I don't know if it's going to be 15 minutes,

but she's at the premieres. But I will say there's something about Julia. Like she has a lot of confidence. She was even, there was a TikTok going around. Like someone stopped her at the premiere and was like, Julia, un-cadjoms. And she was like,

uncle jams. So she's like also a little bit in on the joke. You know what I mean? Which I can dig. So when someone was like, wait, I miss Julia, I was like, wait, I miss Julia. No, listen, there was something really interesting about Julia.

Like, all you wanted to do was hear her speak. listen to the podcast that she was on, read the date night story. Like, we were really invested in this. Yeah, I mean, she did something right. At the end of the day, she did something right. And Sheney, nay, I mean, take a lesson, babe. Okay, we've all heard of crypto. Do you identify as crypto curious?

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And then I saw that you put the 22 years old. And I was like, oh, my God. I really thought that she was like 30 years old. I don't know why. I also thought that she was like 27. I think her fiance is like 33. Makes sense. But another new thing that I'm doing on Instagram now,

which I don't know if anybody cares about, but me is like I'm really into celebrities who have their OG handles and didn't change them. Yeah, I don't think we can miss that you're into that at the moment. But I think the craziest one, which of you guys, I'm going to repeat it here just in case you missed it on Instagram because literally was mind fucking is. So I was posting a bunch. I was like Tom Holland is Tom Holland 2013. How fucking cute is that. That's legit like an aim name. It's so cute. No. So cute. There's champagne poppy Drake. Obviously there's bad gal. Rie like they're a bunch. And then I wrote there's

Ashton Coucher A plus which I used to read it always as like a plus like I don't even know what I was saying in my head. You know how you like say things? I'm like, oh, a clus, whatever. No, I never, I never knew. Is there a meeting? No one knew.

No one knew. Literally. So then a follower sends me like, oh, and did you know that Ashton Kutzer's name is not A plus it's A plus K like Ashton plus Kcher.

No. Mind fucking blown. Nobody knew. You guys don't understand how inundated with like, my DMs were blowing up people like were in disbelief that they lived this like this life that's insane and didn't fucking know and I just want to say like this is a fun game and like I'll give examples of of celebs which like I should start this as well that did change their handles to

their names after being cool so like Billy Elish had where the avocados loved her for that she changed it yeah to Billy Elish like I'm not skinny but not fat like what if I change to Amanda Hirsch. No, no, no. Would that be a vibe? No, we can't, we can never change not skinny but not fat.

Never. Oh my God. People are so happy for Kim. Legit. It's a huge day. It's a huge day. After like literally the months of like what we've been going through

like public. We've been going through it with her and like could you imagine what she feels like? This is amazing. I know. But then she feels she feels like that. But then she literally like looks amazing, lives her life, dating Pete Davidson, like all the shit, like, you know what I mean?

Other things that happened this week, obviously Brit, Brett went on another vacation. I wonder if it's Hawaii again, even though they started not only going to Hawaii. We got some topless photos, maybe too many topless photos. Some that were deleted. Yeah. Some that were deleted before we were able to, you know, reshare them or whatever. she's living her free life and like go fucking Brit live your life live your life and then you know there are fashion shows happening there was the off white fashion show honoring Virgil which was

pretty awesome everyone was there Gigi Kendall Kaya Gerber and her mom Cindy Crawford it was it was like couture it was fabulous and Kenny she's like a redhead for a minute I wonder if it's real of Ritzwig, which she's been hopping around as a redhead. And as a redhead, she was hanging out with Jacob Allorty from Euphoria and Lucas Sabbath was also there. And also Eunice Benjamin was there, which is such a small world. Yeah, he was there at the hangout. He was like on the side. I was not kind of like, oh my God, Eunice, like, going on the side.

But I mean, awkward. Even though Lucas is also considered Courtney's X like in the media, like, I personally don't think he's her ex-X. I think that it was more like a hookup. Remember when Courtney was hanging out with Kenny's friends all the time? I remember, yeah, but I didn't know any of them really hooked up. It's just like Justin Bieber, there was a rumor that he hooked up with Courtney also that they were dating. Do you remember?

Yeah, yeah. But that probably happened, babe. She probably hooked up with them. Why do you think they didn't? They hooked up. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. No, no.

She's convinced in a hot second. Oh, yeah, that's true. No, because I'm thinking, I'm thinking of your consider the source and it was all over. It was all over. Oh, you're thinking of like where there's smoke, there's fire. Yes, where there's smoke, there is fire. You just got so excited. I just wanted to say a couple more things.

I think that like we really need to bow down to Rihanna every day for being like the hottest pregnant woman alive wearing a thong like a thong. Listen, all I ever dream of is being as confident as Rihanna because like she really is the queen of the world right now. And like if we could all look like that when we're pregnant, like give it to us. She looks tugging incredible. But also like you said, like the confidence

and like so many times like when you're pregnant you like wear huge things and you want to cover up and she's like no bitch. She's like here it is. Here it is. And there's this TikTok video where she's like going to some premiere and literally this girl's like you're late and she looks at the girl with like no shit.

And she literally is like no shit. Like she's the coolest woman. live like there's nobody cooler there's nobody cooler i feel no there just isn't i was watching videos of her dancing when i was trying to fall asleep the other day and like honestly like just like the hottest thing that ever existed like there's just nothing else oh my god do you guys know that so i wore these really cute shoes to the tv thing that i did today and arreal's like i want them and then my mom's like i want them you can only find them here and i have to fly back with fucking like three platform shoes because you know i need them also so like fml

side note you have to there's no other way no other way. And then what does Ariel tell me? I was like complaining about it and I thought she would tell me like don't worry babe and she's like okay but like if anything I thought she would be like I'll buy them in a few months or like I'll order them. She goes if anything you could get on the

flight with them like in your hand like carry it like it's that urgent like I need to be carrying an additional you know shit. We need them we need them and I'm just like I'm cracking up that mom saw them and wants them too. Like, because mom doesn't wear shoes like that.

I was going to say, but baby. Mom, wait, can I just tell another story here? So as you guys know, I flew United to Israel and I flew in business class, fucking bogey, but it was like a paid partnership, so don't get too excited. And on the flight, I was like, oh, my God, because my mom doesn't have anybody. And I was like, need to like find a fucking rich man on this flight for my mom that like has a connection to Israel where my mom is from and it's from, you know, New York because the flight was from New York. So I was literally like eyes open like hawk shit, right? Amanda is texting me about

multiple men that she thinks are cute in. Oh, cute am I though. Like that's so cute. So cute. So there was this hot older man behind me. You guys, I wanted to strike up conversation. So I come, I literally open the window. And I'm not even like that chill on the flights, but like to do this. I was like, so I opened the window and I look like down and I was like, is that the ocean or the ground? I like ask something super dumb. And he was like, Tommy, you did that. No, I did. And he was like, that's like, what do you mean? And I was like, I don't know. I see like the ground. And he was, I was like, maybe there are no clouds. He like thought it was high probably. He's like, no, pretty sure we're flying over the ocean. I was like, that's crazy. And I thought we would drag up conversation. Anyway, he was super sweet. Offer to help me.

with you know my my my my stuff and whatever but then his wife who was sitting in front of me asked offered to help me with no one I was like fucking shit but then my my eyes and ears were open for anybody that was you know single and ready to mingle on that flight because my mom won't do the work herself and she deserves to you know have someone so anyway so I ended up talking to the flight attendant this young man he was speaking English with me but I had heard him speak Hebrew and I was like, wait, I heard you speak Hebrew and he was like, oh, yeah, my parents are Israeli and then we started talking about blah, blah, blah. And then I realized that their, his parents are together. And I was like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Anyway, from here to that, your girl made it happen. And my mom

went on a date with this man that I, like, her first date in like 10 years or something. I don't fucking know in a while. And even if, you know, nothing comes out of it romantically, it makes you're really happy that she's going to get out there, like in Texan City when Charle's, when Carrie's like, she's out there. Honestly, and like, I was trying not to be so excited when she told me. It was like literally the best thing is to play a chill. So I was literally speaking to her as if she goes on dates every week.

I was like, oh, fun. Like, so chill. And, like, Yuval was like, what is wrong with you? That's so unlike you. No, we can't get too excited. Person ever. By the way, Leo was making an appearance. Hi, Leo.

He looks so cute. No, he's so cute. He's so cute. I miss him, but not like the barking, not the waking up Noah, not the like being in shitting sometimes in my house or walking on the snow. But thank you, babe.

Oh my God, I miss you on the podcast. It's so much fun when you come. We'll definitely let you know when there are no guests and you can make a comeback. When I can be rehired. No, I love it. I love when Ariel is on.

There was no one that I, enjoy talking shit with and, you know, all things, celebs and pop culture, then my sis. I love you and I miss you and I can't wait until you come and are with me in real life again, downstairs. Soon, baby girl. Okay, guys, thank you for listening. As always, rate and review the podcast. And thank you for your support and for listening every week.

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