Not Skinny But Not Fat - Zayn, Gigi & Yolanda + Pete Davidson & Kim??
Episode Date: November 2, 2021There was some entertainment news quiet the past week, because a freaking storm was brewing! Arielle helps me break down the recent drams w/ the MALIK- HADID family. Did Zayn & Gigi break... up? Did they break up because Zayn assaulted Yolanda at the family farm? We also provide a ZIGI relationship timeline which has some shocking parts to it! Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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my God, you guys, so freaking excited to just discuss the news that I'm sure most of you already
know, but we just need to talk about it real quick. A couple days ago, pictures came out.
At first, you know, here and there on social media, then, of course, the People magazine
exclusive that Courtney Kardashian, Travis Barker went to Knott's Scary Farm again. By the way,
everyone corrected me like, Notts Berry Farm. Yeah, it's Berry Farm during the
fucking year. But then they do a scary farm for freaking Halloween. Anyway, Travis and Courtney
have been there already, like I think last week, literally. And they're back already. They took
Steph Shep and Tracy was there and Harry was there. And Pete Davidson was there. Now, in the first
photos, I didn't even notice Kim Kardashian was there. And then, lo and behold, Kim Kardashian was also
there. Super inconspicuous guys. Just like hoodies popped up and they think like no one's going
to notice them. Plus Pete Davidson, no hoodie with his bleached tips and he's so freaking tall
and his BDE just takes over the fucking goddamn place. Anyway, that whole group goes together.
Then they do like a scary like roller coaster train, scary horror shit. Who sits next to Kim?
Pete Davidson. Whose hand does Kim fucking grab grip the fuck out of? P. Davidson's. Oh my God.
like shook, shook, shook, shook. Then Gawker came out with an article that they took a hotel room,
which like, I haven't read up on Gawker in many a years, but do we buy it? Like, is this validated?
Like, how many sources needed to confirm for them to print this that they took a hotel room?
Now, does Kim deserve some BD? Yes, could I see Kim going for a guy like Pete, even though like Pete gets all the girls?
No, I couldn't. Plus, like, I know, like I heard, you know, from a verified source that, you know,
Obviously, Kim did SNL, but Pete wasn't there the whole week for rehearsals.
He literally, like, showed up the day Saturday Night Live was live.
So he wasn't there for rehearsals.
They barely met him before.
I don't know.
He probably went to the after party.
Also, he's very good friends with MGK.
MGK is very good friends with Travis Barker.
But, like, I need to know how this group gets together to go to not scary farm together.
Like, are they like, hey, guys, want to go to the farm?
then Pete's like, oh, I kind of know, Travis, like, I'll come. How does that happen? And then Kim's
like, yeah, let's all go. Like, close it down. Shut it down. Why are you going with more people?
Like, it just feels so crazy to me to do this. Especially for like Travis and Courtney, like,
you're going back. You were there a week ago. I don't know, guys. Like, I know I'll never flip on
Travis, but like they're literally starting to make it hard for me just because like it's becoming a lot.
And also, how would they feel about, you know, Pete and Kim literally stealing their thunder?
My gut tells me Kim isn't hooking up with Pete.
My gut tells me that maybe she senses the BGE, but like my gut tells me that, like, it's not it.
Would you grab anybody's hand that's sitting next to you on a roller coaster?
Probably, right?
I don't know, guys.
I'm just trying to go off my gut.
Also, did she have to sit next to Pete?
Like, why couldn't she sit next to Harry or next to Tracy?
your next to Steph Sheph.
Like, why did she have to sit next to Pete?
You know what I mean?
It makes you think.
It makes you fucking think what's real in this world and what's not.
But I guess we shall see.
But it was a wild, wild, wild, wild, wild day.
Also, obviously, it was Halloween.
Our celebs have this new fucking stick where they dress up just for a photo shoot,
a la when the Kardashians were the Victoria's Secret Angels
and they only took pictures in like their house and the driveway.
And we were like, wait, did they go out to a party?
that. No, they didn't. But they had it like on the show and they had it, you know, on Instagram.
So I remember when that first happened and we were kind of like shocked. But now it's like so
many celebs are doing it. Like Haley Beaver did it with a bunch of Britney Spears looks like from
oops, I did it again, from a Rolling Stone magazine cover from, um, slave for you. And you're like,
wow, that's really cool. But that's like so much effort. Like she literally had this made for her and
got hair and makeup and like a, like a, I don't know if it was like a green screen or like some
sort of like a backdrop, but like everything, you know, the slave for you music video backdrop was
there. And I mean, it's a lot of work. And then at the end of day, what are you doing?
You're posting it on Instagram. So even like Sierra did it. Harry Styles did it. A lot of
celebs doing it, which like it feels like a lot. Like I want to see you going out to a party in a
costume. Like that's fine.
I don't want you to, like, do a whole photo shoot.
It used to be a very Kardashian thing only, and now it's kind of expanded.
Beyond that, Travis and Courtney, as we know, they were Sid and Nancy, and now they did
true romance, which is Travis's favorite movie.
It was his favorite movie with Shanna.
Also, they actually named Alabama after the character Alabama in the show, but it could
be that it was Travis's favorite movie, and that's why Shanna loved it.
And now Courtney loves it also.
Do I need to watch it, by the way?
so they dressed up as them and did a whole fucking photo shoot.
And I don't know, that just, it's hard for me to like, like that shit because it's not a normal person thing, right?
A normal person thing is like, you could dress up for Halloween, you could take a picture, you could post it.
It's not a normal thing to have, you know, teams of hair and makeup sets, the car that they had in the movie, you know, this whole fucking professional photo shoot.
That's not, I don't know, it doesn't do it for me.
It doesn't turn me on.
I'm not into it.
Sorry, not sorry.
Just one other thing before we get to today's episode,
which is a whole breakdown of what's happening between Zane and Yolanda, Hadid.
Just a few updates about that story is that Zane's sisters are speaking out on social media,
supporting Zane, even making comments like, karma's going to get you.
Zane's sister Walia
wrote on Instagram
Karma comes after everyone eventually
you can't get away
with scream people over your whole life
I don't care who you are
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that's how it works sooner or later
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the revenge that you deserve
which is like
whoa that's a lot
Yolanda like A we don't know
the facts that about
you know if there was violence
so that's rough to say
no one deserves that
Walia also commented
it also posted on her story, a quote by Zane. I was always brought up to respect women, both my
parents instilled that in me and in my experience when women have been the most intelligent,
peaceful, and positive influences in my life. So I guess we'll see how this story unfolds,
but before we get to that, just really quick, winter house, you guys, fucking crazy is bringing it.
I don't know how much the cast is getting paid this time around, but they came to fucking
bring it. Like, there is not a dull moment. Lindsay came into the house.
this past episode, told Austin
Crowe from Southern Charm that she's
in love with him. Austin's into Sierra.
I started to see the appeal of Austin
this episode, but then quickly
the appeal kind of went away
when, you know,
he kind of was leading Lindsay on.
He gave her the feeling that they would probably hook up
in the house. They have before
and all this shit, but then he was literally
like Sierra and
then watch what happens live
right after that where he was a guest.
Lindsay was in the audience and it was
really awkward. They were like playing this game where Andy was asking Austin, who he prefers
like Sierra or Lindsay, like regarding different situations. Like, who's a better cutler? He was like
Sierra. Who's the better kiss or Sierra? Who would you rather be with Sierra? And I'm like,
Lindsay's legit sitting there holding his sister's hand. His sister is even like pulling away from
Lindsay. Anyway, the most awkward shit ever. And then you're just, you feel bad because Lindsay's
picker is off. She's getting friend zoned by all these, you know,
douche lords and she needs to get like a real man it's also very well to watch guys because this
was filmed last winter do you understand that this winter is coming up meaning it's been almost a
year since this was filmed so we're watching you know page hook up with andreas and meanwhile
page and craig are together now they've tried to hide it for a very long time but they're now
out and about very much together and he had a girlfriend on the show and i heard austin say and watch
what happens live like yeah i could see the chemistry and the spark there and i'm like but he
a girlfriend. I actually remember right before Craig and Austin left, Craig was on my podcast. And
Greg was like, yeah, Austin and I are going to Vermont to, like, do something. So I didn't even
know it was Winterhouse then. And he was very much with Natalie, his girlfriend then. So I wonder
of him and Natalie ended up breaking up because him and Paige started having the feels for each
other. But anyway, and Sierra's like this brand new Sierra on Summer House, she was very,
her light was dimmed. I don't know why. She wasn't very present. And here, she's like here to bring it.
And I just think it's going to be a really good time.
It is pretty wild to watch people, you know, my age and older going this hard.
I'm like, wow, how can they handle that?
I'm fucked after, you know, two glasses of wine, but it's what it is.
Anyway, are y'all's on the podcast with me?
We're going to break down the whole Yolanda Zane situation, which is wild.
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Okay, you guys, we've convened here today because we had a few slow newsings.
Like slow, I'm talking, headline of like, Kristen Cavalry wears spaghetti strap tank top headline.
Like, I'm not joking.
It was a few slow, slow days.
And then wildly, out of nowhere, Zane strikes or shoves Yolanda Hadid at her Pennsylvania ranch or whatever.
And she is pressing charges out of nowhere, guys.
There were some Des Mois blinds going about that seemed like they were pertaining to a breakup between Gigi and Zane a while ago because it said like a singer and supermodel who recently welcomed baby Broca.
Oh, by the way, Ariel's here.
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I did.
I was like, and I'm doing a solo pod today.
It's just me and me and me.
No, because I wanted to get that info because let's be honest, you don't come with the facts.
No, I really don't.
I'm like, Amanda, please tell me.
what happened. So that's why, like, I need to spill the facts and the truth. And then you're
here to be like, oh, my guy, yeah. No, that's crazy. And then everyone's like, Ariel's such an angel and
Amanda sucks. And I'm like, great. I don't know how that happened. But Ariel's here to talk about
it. But I just want to say the facts first. So, like, a few weeks ago, we get that demois blind
about, you know, singer and supermodel breaking up, who reasonably had a baby. Obviously,
it's about Gigi and Zane. And they've had such an up.
down relationship that you know what? Let's start with Gigi and Zane's relationship timeline, you guys. In
November in 2015, which is six years ago because we're in November 2021, that's when they were
first linked towards the end of 2015. We heard that they were seeing each other in December of 2015.
That's when Zane shared their first photo. It was like a black and white pull right of the
couple. Cuddling. It was super cute. January, two,
In 2016, Gigi finally shared her first pick of Zane, like, holding a dog.
This is important information you guys keep up.
And then 10 days later, she declared Z day while sharing a photo of herself wearing a Z gold chain necklace.
So she did it first.
All of us fucking rocking initials now, Gigi did in 2016.
But still, Zane was, you know, saying an interview was, yeah, we're good friends.
Yeah, we're good friends.
then videos started coming out
Gigi was singing songs of his in the car
people were like oh my god
Gigi is Zane's biggest fan
anyway oh and then she was in his music video
pillow talk
they did a cover shoot for Vogue
if you guys remember anyway you guys
so this relationship has been going on for a while
but there were a lot of rumors about them
splitting from 2016
and
Enew has even reported that they ended their relationship
in 2016. So by September, 2016, they were back in full force, holding hands, sitting at
fashion shows. She even shared a photo of them together. Wow, they're way more public than I
thought they were. I can't believe we're still in the same year. I feel like we've only been in
2016. So 2017, they're still together. I mean, they post photos for Valentine's Day with
hearts. So yeah, they're still going strong. Photo together for her 22nd birthday. Wow. She was with
him since a very young age of hers. Then they were on the cover of Vogue in 2017 together. So Vogue
loves Ziggy. Ooh, this gets good. September 2017, Yolanda shares a photo of the couple. Hashtag
family. Oh, that did not age well.
Anyway, then we get to 2018.
Ziggy officially calls it quits, sharing statements,
which is, again, very retrospectively weird for me
because, like, I thought they were more private.
But Zane shared a statement.
Gigi and I had an incredibly meaningful, loving, and fun relationship,
and I have a huge amount of respect and adoration for Gigi as a woman and friend.
She's an incredible soul.
I'm grateful to all of our fans for respecting this difficult decision,
our privacy at this time.
We wish this news could have come from us first.
We love you all.
Okay.
By the way, I just want to mention that, like, if ever, knock on wood, husband I broke up,
he would not write that nice of a thing.
His ego is so large that he would literally, like, hate me.
So husband has many good qualities, but, like, there will not be a peaceful.
He's not writing joint statements.
No, he is, like, voodoo-dalling me.
Like, but that just shows how passionate his love is for me, right?
Gigi's statement also, breakup statements.
This is 2018, guys. Breakup statements often seem in person because there's really no way to put into words what two people experienced together over a few years. No shit, Gigi. Not only in the relationship, but in life in general, I'm forever grateful for the love time and life lessons. And C and I share it. So dramatic, she's literally 22. I want nothing but the best. I will continue to support him as a friend. I've immense respect and love as for the future, whatever is meant to be will always be. Hers was signed XG. His was signed XZ. And she didn't.
didn't only say that last sentence for nothing because I guess she kind of knew they would
get back together and literally like they were seen by May together again kissing on the
street. I remember that photo like it was yesterday because his head was like shaved and he has
like a tattooed head. Oh my God, I know that photo too. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so they were back together
2018 and as we know, Zane in 2018 you guys again didn't age well. Zane
posted a photo of Yolanda holding him on the GQ cover.
But then again, in January 19, again, outlets reporting they broke up.
So definitely like an off and on relationship because then E was saying they were on a break.
We don't know for sure.
But by March 2019, he posted on Twitter, Gigi, I Love You, which again is like a weird vibe because I feel like they're private.
But then again, here are all these like old tweets.
oh my God. I love it because
Gigi butt it. I'm just looking at Zane's
tweets, you guys. So, Zane was kissing her
ass. Probably fucked up because some fan
was like, what's that bracelet? I don't get why you love that.
He's like, I love it because Gigi butt it.
That's like the equivalent of like
sending flowers. I don't know why I'm assuming
that he's a shithead. I think I
honestly, like we'll get into it, but
I've heard
oh my God, he has also a toxic fandom
so please don't come for me, Zanis
or Zaddies or whatever you call yourself.
But I heard that he, I mean, I'm sure
He's a nice person. I heard that he has, you know, an addictive behavior. And he's had some, I don't know if he's clean now, but had some like drug use is what I've understood. Anyway, even though he was declaring this, they weren't back together as of 2019. Oh, my God. He's such a fucking kiss ass. Then he, like, tweeted something. Oh, he tweeted something in 2019. That's like, oh, like, fuck everyone. You aren't the person he said you were. And someone thought it was Gigi. So he then tweets. My tweet was not about Gigi Hadith.
Leave her the fuck alone.
She's the most amazing woman I've ever known.
Like, fucking God.
Sager Daxane.
What did you do?
I literally didn't know their relationship was this complex.
Like, who would you compare it to?
Like, for now, like, who is this?
I feel like, who is this public with, like, tweeting?
Breakups and maybe Bachelor couples or something shit.
Definitely, like, bachelor couples.
Oh, okay.
Guys, this is where it gets good.
August 2019.
Hadid.
very publicly dated who are you? We just said a key word.
Tyler Cam Ren. Do not ever, ever in your life. Forget that Tyler C.
dated fucking Gigi Hadid went to Oma's funeral, which like sounds like he went to some crazy
like so house party. But like by the way, he was also seen it. So how's or Gigi at the time?
But he also like somehow the most coveted event became like Oma's funeral. It's like he got
to go to Oma's funeral. It was a funeral. Suddenly they were being paparazzi together.
all over town. All you saw was
Gigi and Tyler together. It was like
the weirdest few months
of life. It was. It was hard
for me to swallow. It was a hard pill
to swallow that he's getting all this and
like his personality is like a of a
doorbell. Like that's how I felt.
And until today you guys, you know I have like
really mixed emotions about it.
Anyway, she dated him.
So obviously her and Zane broken up.
But then you guys, November
2019
already fizzled with Tyler.
shocking she wasn't going to get married to him. And December 2019, they already seemed like
they were back together. We speculated, oh my God, I remember this like it was yesterday because
Gigi posted Zane's mom in one of her cooking stories. So by January 2020, the couple was back
together. They were seen on a date night and we saw them in the city. And by Valentine's Day of
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Okay, I want to get to like when
fucking baby Kai was in the belly.
When was baby Kai in the belly?
It's okay. March.
March.
March.
I don't think that I'm like now.
Why don't see me going to go in a ballet?
Oh my God.
Because, you know what I think?
I think that I'm like now realizing that I'm recording a podcast.
You've literally been going through a timeline for 20 minutes.
I think everyone's going to appreciate it.
So I'm going through this timeline like for me also.
So as I'm doing it, I think this is like how my brain works on its own.
Anyway, first of all, they also.
also want to make it very clear. Okay. She breaks up with Tyler. It gets back with Zane very quickly,
right? Very, very soon after. No, her birthday was in April 2020. And do remember this balloon pick?
We were already starting to think that she's pregnant. There were a lot of rumors going on. Oh, my God,
I have to like bring myself back to that time. Because remember, oh, because I think like a day later after her birthday,
she went on Jimmy Kimmel
and Hadid's
birthday photos were significant
for another major reason.
They provided the first glimpse
at her baby bump.
TMZN and Tim Tonight report
on April 28 that Hadid
was about 20 weeks pregnant.
Oh, so she, okay, remember
it leaked before she confirmed it?
And that was weird
and this also ties back to
the situation we have going on
again, like leaking to the press
because back then it was like,
who leaked it?
You know what I mean?
Like how does a pregnancy,
a quarantine pregnancy,
you know,
which makes,
it even easier. People are having fucking, their babies are like five and they're like,
I've had a baby. So, it's so true. So, so true. Gigi couldn't hide it on the fucking rural
farm like Amish town that she lives in. Something's weird. So it was weird. It was kind of like,
I remember it felt to me at the time of transporting myself back to that, you know, pre-Cravice era,
all that to, to the fact that like I remember thinking that they didn't want to like announce it
because it feels like chuggy to announce it.
So maybe they wanted the press to just, like, be out with it.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Okay.
But they, I remember they put up, like, clues.
Like, there were different things like, I don't, I mean.
No, that was a gender thing.
I think at the birthday, we thought.
See, you guys, Arielle's here for mainly just additions and, and agreements.
But facts are not.
So whatever she says, I think, it's not a fact.
Not a fact.
Do not believe it.
Take it with a grain of salt.
This is very important.
You guys, yeah, fans speculated because it was like pink or blue or whatever the fuck.
I remember I did too, whatever.
We know it's baby Kai.
Now, what is shocking here, you guys?
So she's pregnant, right?
April 2020, she is pregnant.
Okay.
When did we say that she dated Tyler Cameron?
This is important.
You said like November December.
November, December.
Yeah.
November, December.
She was with Tyler Cameron.
April.
She's 20 weeks pregnant.
She's 20 weeks.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
If I was on like a show right now with like a million dollars Amanda, do the math. Like I can't. No, I can't, but I'd get that baby like genetically tested or something. Wait, let's just think about it. She's with Tyler. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt. She's with Tyler. They weren't seen in December? No, they weren't. No. Okay, fine. November. 20 weeks. No, no. She started dating Tyler Cameron in August, you guys. But they were still seen together in November. Let's see when Omar's funeral was.
questionable.
Alma's funeral, the event of the decade.
I'm sorry, rest in peace, Oma.
That wasn't funny.
Why do I think they can Google Oma Funeral?
Okay, Gigi and Tyler, hold on.
Five months is 20 weeks.
Five months.
September 5th was Oma's funeral.
Okay.
Okay.
And 20 weeks is five months.
Okay, so April, if she was 20 weeks, that means when did she conceive?
What's April minus five months?
March, March, February, January, January, December, November, oh my God, November.
November. Get the baby genetically. Get a DNA test.
Oh my God, that means she conceived in fucking November. Exactly. And she was last seen with Tyler
in September. So, okay, even if the baby isn't Tyler's, it always struck me so odd that, like,
you're going to have a baby with someone. So she basically had a baby with Zane if it's not
Tyler is. I'm like making it a totally possible option. Like literally her, her first night back
with Zane, she had a baby with Zane. Yeah. Yeah. Because if she's still seen with Tyler September,
let's say they still hung out for a few weeks. So let's say she started reconciling. Well,
no, I'll tell you exactly. Can't we see the last time? Back to my timeline, you guys. November
2019, Ereported that Zane and Gigi were back in contact. So she was probably still seeing Tyler in
like October-ish. Right. And then when do we say she conceived? November. November. So the first
date night out with Zane. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, accidental babies in Hollywood are like so fine because,
I mean, no, this is what I used to think, but honestly, Gigi seems to be really doing it, you know, like really being a full-time mom.
Yeah. She was seen out with a stroller. As you guys remember, Stroller Gate, me and did you have the same stroller, no big deal.
She was seen out with a stroller more than like I go out with Noah.
Like she seemed very, very hands on.
You know, and they're very, like, homie.
So, again, they all live on that fucking ranch in Pennsylvania.
Zane owns his own one next to Yolanda.
All seemed like a very happy Dutch family.
Now, okay, so we got the timeline of their relationship literally 20 minutes later.
Now let's go back to what happened yesterday.
That yesterday was Thursday.
article comes out yesterday. As of Thursday, October 28th, Yolanda Hadid claims Zane Malik struck her.
Zane responds, as you all know, I'm a private person. No, we don't, Dane. You literally tweet about
every single thing. And I very much want to create a safe private space for my daughter to grow up in.
A place where private family matters aren't thrown in the world stage for all to poke and pick apart.
In an effort to project that space where I agree to not contest claims arising from an argument I had with a family member of my partners,
K. A. Yolanda, Gigi's mom, who entered our home while my partner was away several weeks ago. I think Gigi was at Fashion Week in Paris. This was and still should be a private matter, but it seems for now there is divisiveness. And despite my efforts to restore us to a peaceful family environment that will allow me to co-parent. Now, this is where it gets tricky. He says my partner and then co-parent. So are you together? Are you not? My daughter in a manner in which she deserves. This has been leaked to the press. And he is here trying to tell us Yolanda leaked it.
I am hopeful, though, for healing, all involved with the harsh word shared.
And more importantly, I remain vigilant to protect Kai and give her the privacy.
She deserves.
I think here he's very much saying, because at the end of the day, at this point, we don't know if it's true, right?
We don't know what's happening.
What we do know is whatever happened could have remained private, but whoever was involved leaked it to the press.
And it was probably Yolanda, which is very messy.
And I was told a lot.
Now, I didn't watch houses of Beverly Hills.
you guys give me a lot of shit for that.
But I did hear from many people that you'll,
and from sources that know that Yolanda is like fucking monster.
Like I heard she was a not a good lady.
I mean,
it's not a good look to like leak a private family matter to the press.
Did she leak?
Also, did she leak like baby Kai being born?
You never know.
I mean, uh, being a, like,
being a, like, Gigi being, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, like, you're right though.
And in quarantine, like, who would have leaked that?
Like, you were, you were on the farm in Pennsylvania.
Well, unless the couple decided to, but it could be.
Right. I've heard Yolanda is in the best. We've also seen flashback clips, even if you didn't watch houses of Beverly Hills. I've seen her be very controlling with the girls on, you know, what to eat or, you know, don't eat that. You have to be skinny and shit like that. So, and like I said, I have heard from insider sources that she's kind of an awful human. So, but then again, if there was any violence involved, you know, then that's fucking awful. And Zane is horrible. Then Zane.
continued he gave a statement to TMZ ever,
the private man, Zane,
who is a very private.
Meanwhile, like everything is on his Twitter.
I adamantly deny striking Yolanda Hadid,
and for the sake of my daughter,
we get it.
I declined to give any further details.
She's one, she doesn't know.
And I hope that Yolanda will reconsider
her false allegations
and move towards healing these family issues in private.
So again, he's making it very clear
that she's the one making it public.
So let's put aside the facts we don't know.
Did he strike her?
did he not what happened there we know that like she's making a public she wants everyone to know
that he did this we know that something went down well something went down did you walk in to his
you know little house on the ranch jiji was in paris did she walk in on him with somebody
and try to take the baby did she and then he shoved her out did she try to take the baby and
and and was zane you know doing drugs what was happening something something happened something
have and we don't know what. Now, a
Gigi fan account actually
posted on September 30th
which she has like, also she has
fans that are very intense about protecting
her, about protecting, you know,
photos of Kai, like if
I remember there were like photos that leaked
of her face and her fans were growing wild
like delete them for the Instagram.
Anyway, so apparently
on September 30th
this Gigi fan page
wrote, we kindly ask her to respect Gigi's
privacy. Don't pressure her. She will eventually decide
she wants to tell us why she suddenly left Paris. Despite what happened, we will keep her in our
thoughts and we hope whatever it is, it will be okay soon. This was posted on September 30th. Now,
the incident happened on September 29th. Oh my God. So that's why she left Paris.
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statement on Thursday when this all happened October 28th. Well, her rep told E that she's
focusing on her insane 13-month-year-old daughter. I mean, then now she's solely focused on the
best work on. No, because it's such a cop-out. It's such a cop-out. Like imagine like I
I, you know, got in trouble with shit.
And I would be like, um, baby not.
Like, no, there's, this is a different matter.
Like, we want to know what fucking happened.
Yeah.
We get that you care about your baby.
No one's saying anything about that.
So it's all been leaked.
Like, it's all out there anyway.
We want to know about the fucking striking.
Okay.
Then articles are coming out that Gigi and Zane have split amid an allegation that the singer
struck Gigi's mother.
Now, these, this, these pieces make it seem like they broke up because of the incident.
Yeah.
But like I said, there were rumored.
on Des Mois, which could be true. And again, in his first statement, it was like my partner,
we are co-parenting, even though he could mean co-parenting, even though, like, a lot of-
You say we are parenting. You're not co-parenting when you're together. You're parenting.
Nice, Ariel. I agree. I agree. But he could be dumb and not know that. Or, but he was giving mixed,
he was giving like mixed signals here. So I don't, I feel like they were broken up. Yeah. But again,
celebrities have like weird relationships so he was like still in the farm with the baby while she
was like in Paris doing the thing like well that would make sense they could be like friendly and
like he could be watching right I forget that people can break up yeah and be friendly yeah I just know
and she's away it's not like they're like together on the farm I mean that could also be well maybe
elada like came in she's like do do do I'm gonna make some coffee and he was like at the fuck out
but isn't it her farm well no he bought that house though they all live on like the farm but
He bought, like him and Gigi have their own house.
Oh, their own house.
Got it.
Yeah.
So, anyway, they broke up.
Now, Friday, October 29th, more information comes out.
Zane pleads guilty.
Allegedly shoved Yolanda into a dresser.
Zane said his dispute with Yolanda was a private matter.
He keeps saying this.
But it's not anymore, Zane.
I'm sorry.
But we've learned it's actually become a public matter.
No fucking shit.
As in, Zane was charged with crimes against Gigi.
and Yolanda, and ended up copying a play.
Zane was charged with four criminal offenses of harassment.
And although the official doc said he pled guilty to one other docs show he pled no contest,
which is what he said in his first statement.
According to the docs, Zane showed up at Gigi and Zane's Pennsylvania home on September 19th,
sorry, September 29th and got into a nuclear argument with Yolanda.
He allegedly called Yolanda a fucking Dutch slut, ordered her to stay away from my fucking
daughter. He said this, although it's hard to know why. He said the fucking sperm that came out of
my fucking cock. And then allegedly shoved Yolanda into a dresser causing her mental anguish
and physical pain. Zane denies any physical contact. I'm shook at even the words that came out
of his mouth. Well, like, I feel like he's like, you know, he's from the UK. That's how they
speak. I mean, it's a Roy Kent. Kent, not Kant, Kent, Kent. Kent.
Oh, oh, oh. Wow. So wow, you guys, that is a lot, a lot happening. At the end of the day, I think what we know is as follows. Do I think Gigi and Zane are broken up now? Yes. Did it happen because of the incident or before? I'm not sure they might have been broken up as per Des Mois. I also did hear that Gigi is, this isn't confirmed what I'm telling you guys, but I did hear that everyone's supporting Yolanda.
this, which makes sense because if he did strike her, there is no excuse for violence. I mean, she's
a mother of his. I mean, what does that mean? Did he ever do anything to Gigi? But also, like,
you, like, don't speak like that. Respect. Nobody else shoved her, Ariel. No, I know. I'm saying
on top of that, like, don't speak like that. Even if he didn't shove her, just speaking like that to
your partner's mother is unacceptable. Yeah. Like, where is the respect here? And don't shove.
And obviously don't use your hands.
Yeah.
Don't shove.
But at the same time, why would Yolanda make this so public?
Like, do what you have to do.
You know, but obviously by how Zane is saying it, he's making it very clear that she, like, went to the press.
I think she probably, like, wanted to hurt him.
Yeah.
Like she hates Zane.
But you're hurting your daughter.
Right.
That's the thing.
You're hurting your daughter.
What you're doing here, if you're doing.
it because you like want to fuck with Zane because he is a dick and like you hate him now
and he's not hashtag family and you know all that shit then like by year so all these statements
of like protecting Kai protecting Kai this isn't protecting Kai right doing this whole thing
isn't protecting Kai protecting Kai would have been you know have this happen press charges do
what you have to do in private could it have leaked to the press either way because they're famous people
yeah but like it does sound like Yolanda did it.
Yeah. And listen, at the end of the day, living in a farm, that whole family together, sounds
kind of like weird. I know. And speaking, we basically live on a farm altogether. We literally
except in New York. Maybe it's not so weird. Maybe it sounds so weird. But as we know,
it could cause some shit. It could cause a lot of shit. Nothing that deserves this, but you guys,
this is just insane, interesting to see how this evolves.
And regarding Gigi and Zane, it's like, it's so wild how in Hollywood, like, I don't
think I ever thought they would grow old together.
You know, they have, have had a lot of ups and downs.
That's a fact, though.
That is a fact that they have had ups and downs.
No, that they're not going to grow old together.
Yeah, they're not going to grow old together.
And you could just have a baby with someone and they're not married.
They don't have to worry about that.
And, you know, and they'll co-parent actually, like, co-parenting sounds really nice.
I told you this before.
Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Imagine.
Imagine I wasn't with husband.
No, I don't want to imagine that.
But I will say, there are perks.
I had, like, I had, like, a couple days off.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
There are perks.
Like, the kid is with the husband and you get and then they're with you.
Like, there are perks.
Like, you can live your life a few days.
Which, by the way, speaking of co-parenting, Scott Dissick has been posting a
only his kids lately, which I know it is cute, but it could be, what, a dig at court.
Not a, if not a dig, then maybe just like a, like, yeah, like I'm a better dad than you or something.
I mean, I don't think that's true.
I think Courtney is really into her kids.
That's so sweet of you to say, babe.
But it does seem that it was funny when she posted my favorite person on earth about Travis when they got engaged.
A lot of people were like, what about you?
your kids. And obviously you guys, it's a term of, you know. Yeah. It's a cute thing to say. It's a
cute thing to say. We don't have to take it literally. I mean, yeah, but I think when you're, yeah,
yes, I agree. People are annoying. But I think Scott is trying to one up for a little bit on
Instagram. Maybe. Every day he's like Friday night in with Penoop. But you know that
fucking gets me every time. I know. Say Penoop. I'm at your feet. Literally. And then
He's like with Mason, which like Mason, oh, I feel like, poor Mason.
Mason's going to have some issues.
Stop.
Because he's old enough to realize everything that's going up.
Like, I feel like he's just experienced.
And he's reading and he's like, he has a phone.
Like, he's in it.
Listen, I talked to my like super yesterday in my building and he told me that it's like
seven-year-old is like listening to a podcast about like Greek mythology.
It's like the cutest thing I've ever heard.
It is very cute, but that just shows you the kids stay aren't.
I couldn't probably, like, say numbers at seven years old.
No.
And kids that I are listening to podcasts, like reading shit, going on Instagram.
So you know the amount of shit that these kids have seen.
Like, Pinope is like with acrylics.
Panop is with acrylics.
I saw.
Panop has better nails than I do.
No, that's faux show.
I mean, like a two-year-old does.
But, yeah.
Panop is punk rock as well now with her mom.
That's what I saw that.
Yeah.
I saw that.
And that's what.
Well, she has drums too.
I've got her drums.
I know.
I know.
but then she's, she's punk rock with her mom.
And I feel like court gets so sweeped in relationships.
Sweeped.
Oh, please, please, dictionary.
Please, swept up.
Swepped away.
It's too much.
It's early.
I don't know.
Swept away.
Sleeped.
Yeah.
Wait, sorry.
Swept away in her relationships.
And like she, she doesn't like.
stay true to herself. Even when she was with Eunice, like, sudden she was like, I remember she was
like traveling all over the world, which she loves to do, but like without kids. And then, like,
I just felt like it was like so much. And like, how about we stay the same? You guys know I'm like,
Cravis number one stand since day one, which I get so cute to sign to my mom the other day. And
she's like, you made up Cravis, like the hashtag. And I was like, I don't remember that I did.
Like I might have thought I did, but it might have existed before. Yeah.
But mom was so cute. She was trying to give credit. But I'm the number one fan. But like, when they
got engaged, there was a part of me that was like, I don't, like, I want old Courtney back a little.
Like, I don't want to commit to this like punk rock Courtney. You know what I mean? Like with a sit-in-nancy
costume. Things started to piss me off. You guys, I know I'm mistaken. I flip and I'll never flip over completely on
Kravis. But I think that I've just took off my pink sunglasses a little bit and just started to
see like different things that other people were seeing for a while, which is yes. Is she only
wearing black? Yes. Is she like red roses? Like all I see with her pose is like I hear evanescence.
Yeah. Like you guys know the song, wake me up inside. That's what I see. I see pictures of her and I hear
evanescence in the background. Yeah. Like I see and it's like the skulls and even the cost
assume like it didn't make sense to me why they couldn't be like a guy's be something
chugate you know be something you don't have to be a punk rock couple like you are a punk rock
couple right now and it is kind of funny to think of Courtney Kardashian as we know her as part
of a punk rock couple and even Travis the tattoos upon tattoos I mean he got the he got
Courtney's lips and like the thing is they've become predictable because you know she posted a couple
stories of like black lipstick and a napkin. And they literally posted like this is going to be
Travis's next tattoo. And lo and behold, it was. He did cover up Shana's name, which like about
fucking time you get a tattoo every single day. You just now covered up her name. With a huge
scorpion. Right. And he already has scorpion. And he is a Scorpio. That's his last time. Why do we need
a huge ass scorpion? He has to cover that. Wow, you are feeling some feelings about
I like, no, no, I'm not. I literally don't give a shit. I just like, it's just like very intense.
Yeah, it's the thing is she's so happy. So you're like, whatever makes her happy. Like, we know that. We know that he's good to her. We know that she's so happy. I think we just wish we saw a little bit of old court because we do. And I'm sure if you hung out with her, like her personality would probably be the same. Yeah. And everyone I think is just so happy for her that she's finally happy. But I just think it could look so cute.
that any girl could date a punk rock dude, you know, with tattoos and whatever and still look
like herself. Like, she doesn't have to look like that. Right. She doesn't have to wear all
leather. And the thing she knows people are talking about it because she's laughed at videos about
it. Like, I want a mosh trav by, you know, Benny Drama. Like, she thinks it's really funny. So,
she knows it's the joke. You know what I mean? And she's still, um, well, the Kardashas go
through a lot of phases and different style phases as well. So maybe old court and style
will make a comeback. You know what? I would love that. Okay. What do you think of the
Bachelorette this season so far? Are you snoozing? Are you losing? You're always snoozing. No,
you're always snoozing. Like, that's a fact. And the thing is, if you want to be in the
know and I can't take not being in the know like I have to watch it so like I want to watch
Bachelor in Paradise so I need to know who the contestants are like I want to keep up with all
these people that come out of this franchise because there's so much going on that I would feel
so out of the loop not knowing so you have to keep up you have to keep up even though you're snoozing
you're snoozing you're snoozing you're not paying attention but you're keeping up I will say
Michelle so far is really good
Bachelorette.
But she's kind of snoozy also.
I mean, she is snoozy, but like it's still
like, I think she's like really good.
Imagine they brought me.
Okay, everyone's going to hate me right now.
Oh my God, I see it.
I see it.
What I mean is like, is Michelle gorgeous
with skin to die?
Amanda, I just mean,
I just mean, I just mean, I just mean, I know.
Someone was more bad.
I know, but you would have to do champagne toasts
and give speeches before Rose.
ceremonies.
So you're saying you have to be, like, serious?
You have to say the bachelor lines that they all say.
What do you think it comes out of nowhere?
They all give those speeches.
Why?
Wouldn't they think it's funny?
Partner is in this room.
My husband.
What they think, they would think it's funny if I change to that.
They don't want funny on the show.
I feel like they should really, like, no, I'm not talking about bringing a
Demi, not Levato, you know?
Yeah.
Like, I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about, like, a real chick that, like, I mean, no, Michelle's such
real chick you guys she's so gorgeous she's so smart like she's everything i'm just saying in terms of
like a little spice in your life yeah like to bring someone like a new york city tough chick or something
yeah you know what i mean like that's been i don't know it's snoozy and then you know we have the
same concepts of the guys saying about other guys that they're not here for the right reasons
and the guy that knew her before joe that arreel is obsessed by the way i've heard not good things
about joe oh joe's an a hole well a i heard that any girl has signed to
DMs any answers so you could take your shop. Oh my God. Don't break my heart right now. And B,
I heard that he had like a girlfriend before coming on the show. I broke up with her for the show. But
what's new? I mean, who doesn't do that? Listen, is anybody there for the right reasons? Why you think
one person is there for the right reasons? Yeah. I mean, if they fall in love, great, they're not
there to fall in love. But like, what do guys? The thing is okay, I get chicks that are like,
I want to be Jojo. You know, I want to be Kayla Miller Keyes. But like, the
dudes, what do they want to be?
They want to be influencers.
Yeah.
Those are the dudes that go on The Bachelor.
You see Joe is a fucking, you know, fit track influencer.
Joe will become one.
No, he won't.
Yes, he will.
He wants to be a baller.
They want opportunities out of the show.
You guys, you know the song.
I wish I was a baller.
You don't know the song?
No.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
I wish I was a baller.
I probably do, but it's not a song.
What?
What?
I don't know that song.
Is that a song that you listen to frequently and I'm not aware of it?
It's a song of life.
Is it?
What, it's a classic?
It's a classic.
Okay.
I had no idea.
My thing is, you guys are going to be shook, but I didn't realize that a baller meant like somebody who plays ball.
Oh.
See, that's concerning.
Did you know?
Yes.
A baller.
You did know.
I thought a baller was like a player.
Oh, that too.
It could be both, no?
A baller.
I don't know.
I just like, because when a baller could be somebody that also spends a
shit ton of money.
Like, you're a baller.
You're a baller.
Yeah, but you spend a shit ton of money if you're a basketball player and you make a
shit ton of money.
Yeah.
So that's probably where it came from.
Maybe.
Anyway, Ariel's obsessed with Joe.
But what I'm hearing is he's not it.
He's not it personality wise.
And, you know, Instagram wise, yes, we loved his grid.
It was very, like, not Tyler King.
Cameron-y.
Yeah, I mean, like, no, it was not, it was the opposite of Tyler Cameron, but.
Speaking of him, Tyler Cameron, did you guys miss that a couple of weeks ago I had publicity
on Alyssa Amarosa from publicity podcast?
Tea with publicity.
And we're talking about Tyler Cameron.
I was talking about his ankles as I do.
And she was like, somebody should open an Instagram to her see his ankles.
And obviously somebody did.
And it's so funny.
And he actually took notice of it.
And he posted it.
And I thought that was so funny.
Speaking of Todd Cameron, who is in a bromance with Matt James,
Mad James said and Rachel, like, the cutest are so fucking cute.
Like, the cutest, so fucking cute.
What do we do with that?
But also, like, I just talked to you about this today.
Like, I don't know how you guys feel about it.
But all I see is, like, they're here, they're there.
They're everywhere.
Like, these people, how do they do it?
They travel every other day.
They're here.
They're there.
Like, six-hour flights aren't a big deal.
Like, they just go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go everywhere.
I just think of, like, packing.
How do I know what I'm going to want to wear?
No, it's so much, it's stressful.
To me, I just feel like I'm so old that in my mind this is what I think of.
I'm like, I would get sick.
Like, my immune system would be shot, you know?
That's literally what mom would say.
Like, that's a mom.
Of course, Amanda, of course.
You took a flight.
He didn't sleep.
Of course you're going to get sick.
Take elderberry and think.
Why am I talking like this?
But that's what I think of.
These are the things I think of.
It's like my immune system would be shot after all these flights and being cross-country
and not being on a consistent time zone.
And I just don't know how the fuck they keep up with that shit.
They do it.
They keep up.
By the way, did you hear that Serena P.
who is with grocery store Joe, who no longer, by the way, owns a grocery store,
are moving to NYC?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I saw that.
I mean, like, to be honest, love them.
They're so cute.
feel bad for Kendall
because he didn't like
compromise of moving out of
Chicago for her. I know.
And for Serena, he's moving out of
his home. Well, Kendall
wanted L.A. He wanted Chicago.
Serena's from Toronto.
Joe's from Chicago. They're compromising
on NYC. I know, but I thought the whole thing was that
he did not want to leave his family. Like, he didn't want to
leave Chicago. That's also true. And now he's
moving to a... I mean, I guess for the right girl.
you know, for the right girl.
But I feel bad for Kendall.
She'll live.
I feel like he's the one that got away.
Well, he might be for her.
That's what I'm saying.
It does kind of hard to be the guy.
It's like the same thing.
Like, I mean, Kendall didn't fuck up.
But with Scott's like, I'll feel bad for him.
I know.
She's the one that got away because he couldn't get his shit together.
I feel like if Scott would have gotten his shit together for a second,
Corny would be back to him.
No, but he's.
He's not, he's not, he never gave her everything that Travis did.
That's what I'm saying.
No, but there's a difference in, get my shit together.
Don't drink and party between like Travis who like worships her.
That's also true.
God never worshipped her.
I feel like he did.
He really loved her, but he doesn't love in the same way.
Right, that's the thing.
People love in different ways.
Right, she needed this.
Yeah.
She needed this kind of tongue and love and all right.
All right.
Are you leaving?
I'm just like now sad about it.
Don't be sad.
Craves forever.
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