Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - 73 Questions with Bailey Stanworth
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Podcast One presents
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Caitlin Bristow's going to answer your question.
Drink to your confessions and hear what you have to say about anything Bachelor.
Let's shake it up some more.
Here's Caitlin.
Hello, everybody.
Welcome to Great Therapy.
I am not your normal host.
But for today, I am.
I'm taking over your session is now in it started I don't know whatever I'm not your host it's fine
it is what it is but I'm Bailey you're allowed to say whatever the hell you want to say it's a little bit
of a remix yeah fine remix yeah I'm hijacking the podcast it is a vogue style 73 questions with
Caitlin Bristow I don't know if you know her I hope you have if you're listening but what is this so 73
questions for Vogue? Is this like a thing
they do all the time in this TV? Yeah, so it's a thing
they do on YouTube. They've done it with
Kendall Jenner, like,
I don't know anybody. I don't know what Kendall
Jenner came to mind. And now Bailey is doing it
with Caitlin on her podcast.
Okay, so move over Vogue.
So what is it? It's just going to be like a rapid
fire. Okay, so I
came up with 73 questions yesterday.
Some of them are Vogue questions, like
actual ones that they ask their guests.
But some I just
through in there because
oh boy you got to keep it on brand
and got to keep you on your toes
are you doing this for a good swipe up
what like swipe up to listen
because it's going to be
juicy yeah like this could be some clickbait
okay right
love a good clickbait let's just
vibrate it okay okay
well I'm a little drunk so it's okay
so we should let everybody know that it is
228 a.m. in New York
and we just came back from a.
we can't have a concert. And we met Dermann. And I've set our wedding date. It is September 22nd. It's
going to be in Dublin. Caitlin's a bridesmaid. Um, you can find a bridesmaid. Um, you can find a bridesmaid.
Never a bride. Just kidding. Okay. Anyway. Back to the real time. We're just on a high from Dermott
that we're like, let's podcast. We're not sleeping tonight. I'm going to be at the airport in three hours.
Oh my gosh. K. Ask me the questions. I'm scared. Okay. Sorry. Okay. First question. So Canadian. Sorry.
favorite place to be in the world my f***ing bed my house my with the dogs and jason yep favorite in the world
first memory of life oh i okay this is funny so i was three years old and we had a cabin growing up
okay this isn't really rapid fire because i'm taking my time but we had a cabin growing up in
british columbia it was called shoe swap lake and we had a cabin i i
I was a very difficult child.
I always had tantrums.
And my whole thing when I was mad when I was little is I thought pulling down my pants was a way to get back at my family.
And my first memory of life is coming out of my cabin front door, throwing a tantrum because I didn't want to wear this cookie monster two-piece pink suit.
That was actually really cute when I look back on it.
And I was mad and I just stood out there and I pulled down my pants because that's what I did when I got mad.
And I was like, I'll show them.
Badge you just did that now.
Okay.
Okay.
Three, biggest fear.
Um, okay.
If I'm, if I genuinely think about this, biggest fear is probably singing, um, singing
on stage in front of a bunch of people or dying.
two very that's very that's a dramatic twist but all right okay where do you see yourself in 10 years
holy shit i'm gonna be 40 freaking 4 in 10 years wow okay weird i see myself as this like
freak i'm gonna i'm gonna be on the cover of forbes magazine you're gonna have that driver
you're talking about yes i'm gonna have a driver i'm gonna have a private jet i'm going to
be on the cover of forms for 40 over 40 or whatever um no i just i want my businesses to be so
successful i want all the same people that have started with me from the beginning to
be just as happy with my life as where i'm at they're going to grow with me i'm going to family i hope
i have two boys and a girl i don't care i just hope i have healthy babies i hope i have a family
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oh wow that's a great question you're welcome wow also i was drunk when i came up with that
really that's a really good question when i'm on my deathbed what
memory will stand out.
Holy hell.
Probably.
Meeting Dermick Kennedy tonight.
Probably, obviously, the Bachelor, Bachelorette being on that television show.
And then it right now, if I was on my deathbed, this question is so eerie to me because
I always feel like things happen for reason.
I'm like, are you asking me?
No, you just said that you fear death, so I feel, I wrote this is morbid.
This is morbid.
if I was on my deathbed right now
the memory that would stand out to me
would be
honestly like a big part of it is
rescuing pinot and ramen
like that's what stands
They're babies
They are my babies
Yeah like they love them so much
It hurts my bones
Okay
Okay city you would move to
If you were moving tomorrow
Hmm
Probably back to Vancouver
Please do
Yeah
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on the bachelor or bachelor's at you oh plot twist okay and not not who i thought you were going to say
uh i wouldn't put but i don't know i'd have to think of somebody that i think would be like
have such thick skin and not be bothered by much yeah i can't really but right now i think you because
you and rachel oh yeah you and rachel put us on the same season we'll just be in the house having
the best time you guys would probably fall in love with each other she's amazing wait total sidebar
yeah did you hear that there's two contestants from the season that fell in love what do you mean
someone told me and i did not fact check this that there were two girls from the house who are
the now in a relationship peter's season yeah who um Alexa the girl with the like naturally
beautifully curly hair and another girl and i can't remember what her name is
Uh-uh.
Swear to God.
Someone told me, I'm...
Why wouldn't they bring that up on women-tell-all?
Solid question.
That's amazing.
Oh, my God, I hope so.
That would be...
No, I know.
I was like, that is absolutely amazing.
That happened in Australia.
Bachelor Australia.
Two people fell in love.
Mm-hmm.
And they're like married now.
Wow.
Yeah.
Good for them.
I mean, if Peter can't find love.
There you go.
At least somebody can.
Okay.
Fictional character you would want to be for a day.
Hmm.
Like cartoon or just?
No, like it could be a character from a TV show, a movie.
Oh.
Cartoon.
Book.
I would want to be.
Um, oh my gosh.
I don't know.
The girl from 50 Shades of Great.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
That was the first thing that came to my mom.
I would want to, it was a book.
I would want to be, oh, airbud.
So much confidence just came out.
Yeah, air bud.
Okay.
What is your dream life when you retire?
I want a lake house in Canada for the summer, very, like, secluded.
cute little cabiny lakehouse with a boat and in the winter i want to have oh i would love
like a place in aspen like a lodge style ski and ski out lodge lodge lodge when do you feel happy
I feel the happiest when I'm like in sweatpants with dogs and family and Jason and like have nothing to do.
I feel happy doing a lot of things, but to me like recharging the batteries is when I feel the happiest.
I'm 100% the same.
Go to cocktail.
A go-to cocktail?
Like if I was going to have any cocktail in the world or if I'm like, it's my go-to.
Let's do a plot twist and make this part A, part B question.
Okay.
So my go-to is a tequila soda with a lime.
And my ultimate cocktail is like one of, like, like an old-fashioned.
and made by Ryan Gosseling with his shirt off.
Oh, all right.
I love the detail that I love a detail.
That was good.
Thank you.
Okay.
Big or small and take that how you will.
Oh, shit.
Big.
But wait.
Then it just makes me think of like,
I was going to say go bigger or go home.
But I was also thinking, go hard or go home, but don't go home hard.
I'm just going to leave it at that.
Okay.
What would you say to your 20-year-old self?
I would say, you're doing the right thing, Caitlin.
You're breaking the blueprint.
You're not going to college.
You're not just doing what you think you're supposed to do to follow the path of life.
You're doing your own thing.
Keep going because it's going to lead you to the right.
Ooh, I was on a good role there.
blue it's going to lead you in the right direction there you to just follow your heart and not
a blueprint how many kids do you want how many kids do i want and versus how many kids am i
going to have i would love to have four kids i was like eight like how many are you good
i would love to have four how many do you think you'll realistically have that doesn't count
this question but okay favorite color coral
Whoa, that's not what I thought you were saying.
Well, it's actually black.
My favorite.
That's what I thought you were going to say.
But everyone tells me that's a shade, not a color.
No.
Black is my favorite color on earth.
Those people are not to be trusted.
My next favorite is coral.
Okay.
If money didn't matter, what would be your dream job?
Podcasting.
Actually.
Favorite song?
Any Dermit Kennedy song, but my favorite Dermit Kennedy song would probably be
I know it's so hard.
Rome.
I love Rome.
Or what have I done?
Oh, what have I done?
What have I done?
I'm in love this time.
She can sing I can't.
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Last Meal on Death Row.
Wait, my actual favorite song in all of time is, um, nah, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
You want your freedom.
Oh, dreams.
I flew a Mac.
The only happens when it's raining.
Favorite song of all time.
But anyways, other words,
Dermite.
Okay, what was the next question?
Imagine he covered that.
Last meal on death row.
Ooh, it's a toss-up.
It would either be like the best sushi in the world or McDonald's.
I mean, you were looking at those golden arches today.
I know.
I get very, um, the golden arches flirt with me and I get very tempted by them.
You're very flirty.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm really excited.
We're on number 20.
Okay.
Also, a couple people last night said they were very excited for this question.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Worst kiss on The Bachelor.
Ah!
Oh, damn.
It's so weird.
Oh, also, we forgot to say that, I mean, I don't think anybody's going to answer right now at 240.
But you get a lifeline.
Remember?
Oh, yeah.
I do get a lifeline.
Nobody's going to answer.
No.
Okay.
Worse kiss on the.
bachelor. It's just so funny because I'm like, who's on my season? Who did I kiss? I don't remember
like kissing anyone and being like, like, okay, Tanner, maybe and I don't want, oh my gosh, damn it.
Tanner, but only because I feel like we were on such a friendship level that it never progressed
to like romance, that when we did it, it felt like we had to instead of we wanted to. And that was bad.
Favorite thing about your body.
oh my boobs
god i love my boobs
least favorite thing about your body
hmm
i mean i think it's what so many girls
are concerned about and shouldn't be
and that's my stomach like i never
okay i love my top two abs
i have two abs they're killer
but then sickest abs though
yes but the lower it goes the grosser they get
and it's so stupid because i
I love Sarah, aka Birds Papaya for this because she's like, I've put so much focus on my
stomach.
Like, I don't know why I put so much focus on my stomach.
And I'm like, amen.
Why do I put so much focus there?
And so I've definitely worked on it.
And I've come a long way from 10 years ago, Caitlin, with her stomach.
But I don't know why that's the part of my body that I don't love.
Like, I have cellulite on my butt.
I'm a tiny human.
And I don't mind that.
It's my stomach that bothers me.
I think it's because it's at the center of our body.
I don't know.
So it's just like...
But that should be a reason to love it.
No, 100%.
But I think that's just where we focus.
So, like, we're so drawn to it.
But I think also that's such a thing in the media of, you know, like six packs and, you know, like it's just, yeah, yeah.
I'm working on it, though.
Well, you got a sick of bottom.
Thanks.
Celebrity Hall Pass.
Dermannedy.
It was Ellen DeGeneres.
You can't have my husband, but it's fine.
It was Ellen DeGeneres for a long time.
But Dermott, but also like after we.
Move over Ellen.
I move over Ellen.
He was on Ellen, by the way.
Dermott.
But after meeting Dermott, I'm like, oh, he's just, he's such a humble, sweet.
Do you honest to God was?
Sweet man.
I'm like, no.
you're not my hall pass because
a hall pass needs
to be like
you can't
not saying that I
that Dermit's attainable
but it has you like
like a Brad Pitt
so I'm still going to stick
with Ellen DeGeneres
oh
yeah
turn of
that's why I'm going to end up
with Dermann and not you
what
would surprise people to know
about behind the scenes
of The Bachelor
um
I mean you're
literally miced for the majority of your life there like you go to bed and they make sure the
lights are off you're sleeping before you can you know and then as soon as the sun comes up you have to
get miced they like check to see if you're in a REM state and then I'm like you I feel like that's
crazy um or wait you know what's crazy is the um you live in a mansion
But there is, like, bathrooms are used for, like, storing cameras or a certain thing.
Like, so many bunk beds, you share rooms.
It's very uncomfortable, but it's a mansion.
And there's rats in there.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Fun.
Least favorite sex position.
Hmm.
Oh, my God.
The reverse cowgirl.
I don't care who you are.
You're only doing that because you think you watch.
porn and that's what guys like and it's like just don't don't that just because you see something
on porn or you think that's a reverse is so painful it's not comfortable and you're only doing
it because you think your guy watches porn so don't that's actually such a solid fact yeah
childhood crush devonsawa who's that oh my god casper oh okay that's all you have to say
Casper and also now and then
and now we're Twitter friends
And I can't
Yeah you saw his butt cheeks
Oh he was that guy
Oh I loved him
I love that movie
Yeah
But he
We're Twitter friends now
And it's he's like a dad
And it's so funny
But yeah
He's a dilf
I totally name dropped there
I don't know if you're gonna be okay
This question
Okay
Pino or Ramen
Raman
Just kidding
I'm just kidding
I'm just kidding
My wife
I'm just kidding.
No, I plead the fifth on that one.
Okay, that's fair.
That's fair.
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com favorite word
dingling
like calling people
a dingling
I feel like that's such a dingling
I feel like that's such a Caitlin word
dingling but also
so I said this a long time ago
my favorite word is picnic
it's just such a good word
I hated the word
fiancee for a while but not anymore
anyways but I love picnic and everyone was like
huh pick Nick
oh
God.
So I'm going to stick with dingling.
Okay.
Worst purchase you've ever made.
Today.
$1,600.
Oh, my God.
My body like shrivels up every time you say it.
Not only the worst purchase I've ever made, but also my confession of the podcast.
I paid $1,600 for Ivy drip today.
not realizing until it went through.
Like, until we were done.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
We're like, can we give it back to you?
Can you suck it out of our body?
Take it out of my veins now.
Top three things on your bucket list?
Definitely want to skydive.
Do it.
I definitely want major bucket list for me,
even though it's also my biggest fear,
is singing to a crowd and having them sing my lyrics back to me.
You're going to do it.
That's bucket list.
I can't wait.
and um honestly having a family is on my bucket list like i just want to have family so bad you're going to be the best mom
i know i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i just can't wait what makes you laugh the most
who um my gosh that's a good question what makes me laugh the most edibles
what makes me laugh the most i don't know i feel like genuine conversations for you that like
just yeah genuine moments yes like hanging out with friends at like sitting at a bar having
good food just reminiscing and like laughing about something is my favorite moment what makes
you roll your eyes the most people chewing oh god yeah yeah
what are you horrible at i'm good at a lot of things not being humble i am horrible at um putting myself in
other people's shoes oh see i think you are good at that because no i'm not i'm not good at it i
I don't like
dishonesty.
I don't like
anything that's unfair.
I don't,
but I still have a hard time.
Like,
if I was to do something
and it benefited me,
like,
but it hurt somebody's feelings,
I feel like I would justify it
because I'd be like,
well,
I don't feel that way,
so you shouldn't.
When I can't put myself
in their shoes and be like,
it doesn't matter how I would feel
in the situation.
If you're feeling that,
I should think about it.
Well,
at least yourself aware.
that might only be in relationships actually i don't think we've ever come across that bridge
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Talent you wish you had.
Piano.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Will you ever move back to Canada?
Yes.
I don't know when or why or whatever, but yes, I will.
I will sometimes.
If you could be any object.
what would you be
Dermott Kennedy's towel
I would be Dermott Kennedy's underwear
No, I'm just kidding
If I could be any object
What would I be?
I would be a lamp
Because I love lamp
That's stupid
I would be a light switch
Because then I would always get turned on
Wow
Okay
Yep that's what I would be
Okay
number one beauty product
retinal
do you listen to your own
podcast no
even though I like the sound in my own voice
I don't because I'm too hard
of myself that's fair
okay well this is very
related to one of our last questions
biggest turn on
myself
just kidding
biggest turn on
you just turn on your podcast
like in the mood
my biggest
turn on
is probably
gosh
somebody doing
like okay so let's obviously use Jason
because if I get turned on by anyone else
that's weird
I just love when he's in his element
yeah that's so sexy
yeah when somebody no matter what it is
even if it's like him crunching numbers
it's a passion like yeah
when he's good you know he's in his element
and he's doing something like that's hot
yeah
work at earls for the rest of your life or never taste food again work at earls for the rest of my life hands down i love food so much and earls was a great pastime of mine i had a really really good run there go to coffee order uh grande americano with a little splash of either oat milk or almond milk piece of clothing you wear the most
Beanie
Tewks
Tewks
Or
For those aggressive
Piece of clothing
Is a scrunch you can't
That's an accessory
Yeah that's an accessory
Bra
No I never wear bras
I hate bras
Yeah I do too
I only wear bra lots
Item of clothing I wear the most
Probably swap hats
Or probably my Lou Loo
I feel like you
You are the person who, like, you will wear something for like 19 days in a row and then you're
done with it.
Yeah.
That strikes me with a new favorite song.
I will murder it.
I'll beat it to death.
And then I'll never want anything to do with it again.
Yeah.
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Most embarrassing moment.
Well, probably when I was in musical theater
and I was the fiddler on the roof
and I couldn't get up on the roof when the spotlight was on me
and I was like struggling so everyone was laughing.
And then in that same play,
the guy that I had a crush on was there.
And I tried to stay on stage.
longer because he was there and i got in the middle of the fight scene i got tripped and i fell on my
face and it was just like a disaster of like yeah someone out there has to have a video of that
god that would be amazing there is there has someone's like someone somewhere has to i have one
it's just on vhs well let's figure that out all the fucking millennials out there that's a tape
that you put on a vCR okay something about you only chris harrison knows
share that.
You can tell me after.
I'm trying to.
There is something I really can't say it on here, but, um, something that only Chris Harrison
knows about me.
Or just something only Chris Harrison knows.
Oh.
Who Peters with?
Hmm.
Does he?
By the time this comes out, we'll all know.
So something you're excited about.
Uh, family, starting a family.
Favorite thing to cook?
I am going to tell you my chickpea broccoli burritos.
They're insane.
Insane.
I'm going to have to post that recipe because people want to know after that.
It's so good.
Insanely good.
Something that frustrates you.
Um,
so many things.
Okay.
I'm trying to think of something that would be.
Something that frustrates me would probably be people not aware of social cues, like no social etiquette.
That's a very good one.
Dream vacation.
I really want to have a hut, or what is Evan called it, an on the water bungalow over the water bungalow, OTWB in Bora Bora.
is that did you say dream vacation yeah yeah i mean i would have said italy but i've been
yeah i just want one of those little huts yeah i know tvb where do you get your inspiration
um honestly like people like i'm losing my voice right now
probably people like amy schumer like like comedians or like people or like comedians or
women that are like really powerful and funny that don't give a shit about like image because
I mean image is something that I grew up struggling with because of dancing and everything like
I just feel like I focus too much on that or like aging I'm like bleh um and to me I'm like I'm inspired
by the people that just stand up for their rights and who are funny and just like to who they are to
the core love it okay question 50 something you're working on not caring about aging
i feel like i'm really working yeah i'm working on just letting go of things that really don't
matter three people you'd love to have dinner with can are they dead or alive or both
okay kirk cobain would have been one um ellen and
Kirkcabane, Ellen, and, I don't know, like, some really crazy, like, medium or, I don't know.
Or, yeah, I don't know, Dermott.
He's back in the running with Ellen.
You can see you have a better night with.
Describe your style.
Homeless chic.
Honestly, that's exactly what I would have said.
How do you handle criticism?
Not well.
It depends how it's delivered.
If the criticism is harsh and like not constructive, then I don't handle it well and I get angry.
If it's constructive and like, oh my gosh, I love when you do this.
I think it would be really great if you could do this too.
It's the delivery.
Then I handle it really well.
100%.
worst lie you've ever told
worst as in like
not wasn't very believable
or worst as in like
that's a big lie Caitlin
that's a big lie Caitlin
um
so many funny things are coming to my mind
that I'm like yeah you don't say that um
biggest lie okay
frick I don't know
probably that I had an orgasm and I didn't
we've all been there
Last TV show
You binge watched
Cheer
Oh
The cheers
Like the bar show
Just kidding
No
Favorite restaurant
In the world
Yeah
Oh shit
Favorite restaurant
In the whole world
Is the Ladoque Diner
Oh okay
I'm not even joking
The Ladook diner
Where I grew up
Tourism is going to spike.
Yeah.
Sorry to put Ladoek on the map like that and overwhelm the Ladoop diner, but honestly, it's probably the best food I've ever had.
What do you get from there?
Well, I used to get steak, but not anymore.
Their pizza is insanely delicious.
The service is impeccable.
Okay, no, that's not my favorite restaurant.
But honestly, one of my favorite restaurants is a vegan pizza place in New York called Double Zero.
Oh, okay.
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That way you don't have to feel bad throwing that one big item you really want on your registry.
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I've actually done this before for one of my friends' weddings.
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derma kennedy tonight something you wish didn't exist during kennedy's girlfriend
sorry i say that out loud that's funny um something i wish that didn't exist um hormones
oh god yes yeah do you believe in aliens
yes I do I believe but I'm not talking about the aliens that have the big black alien eyes and they're gray and they're like lurking in the corner I'm talking about like other life on planets yeah make a prediction make a prediction
Britney Spears is going to have another meltdown I don't like saying that I don't either but I do agree I just and I honestly you just want her to be okay because I'm such a big fan same like I'm a too
Brit for life. Always. Always have been.
Everyone that
knows me knows I'm a huge Brady fan.
But that's my prediction is that something's
going to go really wrong soon.
Ooh, I hope I'm not right.
Favorite way to de-stress.
Well, I mean, obviously a glass of wine,
but probably
I mean, having a glass
of wine, laying with
dogs and playing cards with Jason.
Top piece of relationship
advice.
Okay. Relationship advice. I'm not good at this. I would say, and it's probably advice I need to take myself, but like it's so cliche, but pick your battles. That's people have said that to me so many times, but it's literally the best piece of advice for me because I'm such an easily irritated human being because I like being alone so much that when I'm, you know, I'm so easy.
easily irritated that things this do do not matter that I get like I don't know it's hard
when you're the moment because it it you're like this is a paddle I want to fight you look back
yeah that was not totally yeah okay okay so my advice would be to actually take a step back
five minutes and then revisit and see if it's still a big deal that's good advice sweet or salty
oh shit i'm so tight on both salty
who would you want to be stuck on a desert island with
no one myself
the dogs
yeah
what do you love on your pizza
uh all the veggies
like give me all the olives
onions banana peppers tomatoes
red peppers, banana peppers,
everything,
every kind of mushrooms,
all of the veggies.
What would the title of your autobiography be?
Working 9 to 1.
I had a caption on my Instagram post once,
but I forget it.
But yeah, it would be working 9 to 1.
I love it.
I'm mad about it.
Worst habit.
I don't know.
I keep going to, like, things like biting my nails, but that's...
I mean, I used to do that, too.
It's a pretty bad habit.
Yeah, I don't know.
I would like, I would like Jason to answer that one and be like, wait, I wonder how drunk he is.
He's at a bachelor party right now.
I'm going to call him and ask him what...
Dialing a friend?
Yeah, I'm calling a friend.
A boyfriend.
It's, oh, it's only midnight there, but he's at a bachelor party.
I'm just going to call him.
tell them quick
bring bring your call him
your friend let you down
he's at the strippers for sure
just kidding worst habit would
probably be
checking social media
I think a lot of us are guilty of that
favorite Disney movie
oh yeah I have wine
yeah you do have wine I have three
it's Little mermaid Aladdin and Lion King
and I can't decide what would come first
probably Lion King
okay if you
You weren't with Jason and had to go back to an ex.
Who would it be?
Chugs or Y.
Oh my gosh.
But I don't know because that's so hard because they're all X's for a reason.
I know.
If I had to?
They're the only men left on the planet.
And you had to procreate with one of them.
That's the word, right?
It's also, it's also weird because people don't really know my exes.
so it's hard for me to say but probably
no I don't know
probably Brett
because I feel like I was just in such a horrible place in my life
where I had nothing going on for myself
and now I could be like
ooh look at me I'm healthy
and he was always a great guy
I have nothing bad to say about him
good human
it was just it was me
it was a me problem
okay last text you sent
let's see
or last sex you tent
I was like I almost said that
I did that earlier
my last text I sent was about the coronavirus
and it's very long so I'm not going to
Oh right
Yeah
Are you telling someone that you have it
Because we've been sharing drinks while we can
So I'm a little concerned
No I was doing stats
Oh oh okay
Yeah
Sing a song right now
Okay
Any song?
Yeah
Whatever inspires you
Hot cross buns
Hot cross buns hot cross buns
one a penny to a penny
A high cross buns
I just love where your mind goes
Like honestly
I think some hot cross buns
We're on the question
72 you got two left
Oh sad
I'm really I'm really enjoying this
Okay
Something you always buy at the grocery store
Bananas and peanut butter
Okay
Okay last question
Okay.
How do you want to be remembered?
Ugh.
I just want to be remembered for someone, like, I want people to be like, she was just so real.
Like, she got Botox and she talked about it.
And she talked about how she got Botox because her biggest insecurity was aging and it stemmed from her childhood because she was this.
Like, I want people to be like she was just so honest and raw and real and, but still pushed her.
through and did exactly what she wanted to do.
I mean, you're definitely doing that, so yeah.
Just keep doing it.
Yeah.
Just want people to be inspired to just do what makes them happy and embrace all of
their insecurities.
Will you inspire me?
I just say that.
I've had the best weekend.
It's not even the weekend.
Yeah, yeah.
I've had the best, uh, like, uh, like, get away work, play hokey.
So it was so, it was a.
really good 48 hours in New York it was welcome to New York it's been waiting for you welcome to
New York welcome to sorry by now that's from um have you seen life of pets oh sure have anything to do with
pets I want to watch that right now to fall asleep okay that time is this has been uh 307 you're
you're I don't know how do you say first of all thank you for asking me all those questions and
it's so weird because I love being on the other side of podcasting where I
and like I don't have to answer or ask the questions so thank you for doing that for me
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