Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Arielle Vandenberg | Thick Hair, Real Boobs And The WAP!

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

#944. This episode started as a simple game… and somehow turned into a full conversation about WAP’s!Arielle Vandenberg is back, and instead of behaving like adults, they play a “don’t spit out your water” challenge using the most random things they could find in their houses. Kaitlyn kicks it off by pulling out testosterone cream for her dry puss… which is exactly how we learn Arielle is, well… thriving. Must be nice.From there it’s just chaos—spit takes, unhinged reveals, Two Truths and a Lie, a quick Bieber Fever throwback, a mini Val-from-DWTS spiral, and at some point, someone is forced to text “the rash went away…” to a very unsuspecting contact.It’s ridiculous, it’s unfiltered, and it fully feels like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should not be left alone with microphones.If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE!Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these AMAZING deals!Boll & Branch: Sleep cooler this summer with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at BollAndBranch.com/vine15 with code vine15. Fabletics: Shop now at Fabletics.com/OTV to get 70- 80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP.Merit Beauty: Right now, Merit Beauty is offering our listeners their Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at MERITbeauty.com. Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on your car insurance!#944. This episode started as a simple game… and somehow turned into a full conversation about WAP’s!Arielle Vandenberg is back, and instead of behaving like adults, they play a “don’t spit out your water” challenge using the most random things they could find in their houses. Kaitlyn kicks it off by pulling out testosterone cream for her dry puss… which is exactly how we learn Arielle is, well… thriving. Must be nice.From there it’s just chaos—spit takes, unhinged reveals, Two Truths and a Lie, a quick Bieber Fever throwback, a mini Val-from-DWTS spiral, and at some point, someone is forced to text “the rash went away…” to a very unsuspecting contact.It’s ridiculous, it’s unfiltered, and it fully feels like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should not be left alone with microphones.If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE!Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these AMAZING deals!Boll & Branch: Sleep cooler this summer with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at BollAndBranch.com/vine15 with code vine15. Fabletics: Shop now at Fabletics.com/OTV to get 70- 80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP.Merit Beauty: Right now, Merit Beauty is offering our listeners their Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at MERITbeauty.com. Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on your car insurance!EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (1:02) Why we’re suddenly thirsting over Val from DWTS(19:52) We start the “don’t laugh” game… chaos immediately(41:34) The punishment: texting “the rash went away…” to the wrong person 😭(51:34) The most unhinged Two Truths and a Lie yetSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hey, everybody. Welcome to Off the Vine. I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow. And today, you can't see what's on the table right now, but we do a game where we just pick random objects out of my house and try and make each other laugh. And if you could see the table, you would notice that there's water all over it and some creams that I'm not proud of. You'll see what I mean soon.

Ariel Vandenberg is on the podcast, and as per usual, we just made it weird. Literally nothing, like nothing happened. No. Besides, my row shoes are ruined and your coffee table and all your magazines are ruined. Yeah, and they'll find out why. But they will laugh. Yeah. If anything.

Yeah. If anything, you're going to chuckled. My stomach still hurts from laughing, and I feel exhausted like I need a nap just from laughing so hard. Same. I'm still shaking. I'm shivering. Yeah, and we learned that Ariel lost her beaver fever. Okay.

I hope you enjoy it. No. Delete that. Delete. I don't know if we've ever talked about this on the podcast before. Okay. But I get the Val thing now. That he's hot.

Well, yeah. Val's hot. Okay. You're like, duh. Yeah. Val from Dancing with the Stars. I don't remember when we were talking about this. Were we talking about it on camera or off?

It was at your birthday dinner or Kat's birthday dinner. Wait, whose birthday was that? I don't remember. We were at Kattenworth's house. Oh yeah, it was Kat's birthday dinner. Yeah, and we were just dancing in the kitchen a little bit. And then we started talking about how hot the dancing with the stars people are. And we were like, Danielle, duh.

Yeah. It's so hot. I mean, Emma, hello. Like, all of our friends are on the show. And they're all of them. Yes. Oh, my God. Jenna's body.

It's right off. I actually say fuck off when I see her. Yeah. When I scroll, all of their bodies. I know. I'm mad. And then there's Val. I didn't get it until recently.

What? I always loved Val. And I was like, I get that he has swag. Like his stuff. But I don't know. Like what happened recently? What did he do? I think I had a dream that I don't remember.

But something just switched for me where I started seeing him. And I was like, oh, Val's hot. Yeah. I never thought that. So when I was on Bobby Bones podcast, remember that, did you just burp? Yeah. Did you feel better? Yeah.

Good. I had a root beer candy. Those are so delicious. It made me burp. I'm sorry. I like, her ears. Oh, yeah. She's like, my God.

Pull that clip. Use it. Use it. And zoom in on your mouth so we can see it. And make green air come out. Yeah. Like from the cartoons. Yeah.

I'm sorry. I'm the worst. Okay. No, you are me. I don't even know what I was saying. Val's hot. Val's hot. No.

What were you saying? Oh my God. Getting older is weird. Weird. It's funny because we were talking about Val, but also before we started recording, we talked about how getting older is weird because our brains just do not work like they used to.

Like they used to? It goes away. I'm scared. Let's cut this podcast. I'm going to go home. I'm going to take a nap because I'm old. I just go get a coffee instead. Oh, coffee you should have done that.

My brain doesn't work well at all. Wait, hold on. Hold on. We need to go back to the Val thing. Oh, you had to dream about him. I think so. Because, you know, when you do, like, have your, are you a friends watcher? Every night.

Okay, okay, okay. You know the one where, if you, you know, Phoebe doesn't know why she's mad at Ross. Yes. And she is because of a dream. Yes. I think that's what happened with Val for me. All of a sudden, I always was like, yeah,

Val's a great dancer and he's got swag, but I was never like, why everybody like thinks he's, him and Daniela are like the Ferrari of, but I'm like, Mm-hmm. Yeah. Gleb always did it for me. Now I'm like, love you, Gleb, but. Bro, Gleb too, though.

Oh, I know he's so beautiful. Gleb it up. Yeah, but not. Did you get a clip of him talking about? talking with Taylor Frankie Paul's ex. I was like, Gleb, no. No, I didn't. Is he on Dancing with the Stars?

No. God, no. But they were on like some Alex Cooper reality show, winter sports, something. I don't know. Oh, okay. I was like, Cleb, no. Anyways, then Val, yeah, I think I had to dream because all of a sudden I just was scrolling. Yeah.

And I was watching Val dance. Alan's going to get so mad at me again. But like, Alan, when he dances, does, he's like such a good ballroom dancer that even when he does ballroom, I'm like somehow that's hot. But when he does street style dance next to Val, I'm like, oh, Val's street style. Yeah. I'm like, he had a hat and a pony.

I think it's also because like Val has like actual, like his, his, his street clothes. Yeah. Like his everyday clothes are so cute. And it like lends to him and the way he dances too. You're like, oh, you can dance in those clothes. That's hot. Right. Do you know what I mean?

Yes, I do. He just has cool style. Yeah. So I'm Phoebe and I had a dream. Yeah. And I don't remember it. But some switch world. Now I'm like jealous of Jenna.

Yeah. Dang it. Nope. But my new thing and not a new thing. But my thing is when you're jealous, you're inspired. So Jenna, I'm inspired by your abs and your husband. Well, you have a Pilates studio next door. I've got a four pack.

Hello? You have an eight pack, bro. No, four. Okay. I've got one, two, three, four. And then this is where I can keep the. Keep the cookies in the pouch. That's the wine pouch.

Remember I told you the pouch? Yes. It protects your uterus. Yes. It protects the uterus. We need the pouch. I'm okay with the pouch. Yeah.

That's why I have a foreback though because I'm protecting my uterus. Yeah. See? We're doing it for the uterus. Doing it for the uterus. It's called uter us, not uter you. Yeah. Did you just make that up?

No, it's from the Simpsons. Oh my God. Okay. Not quoting the Simpsons some like beautiful thing. I'm like, wow. Uterus, not you. Because I think Marge wanted to maybe have another baby or shoot about something, and then he didn't. And he was like, it's called uterus, Marge, not you to you.

And I was like, that's so funny. I love. The amount of Simpsons quotes, I sneak out with nobody knowing. That's so good. But, yeah, Simpsons. Anyways, what's new? Bro, I don't know. It's funny that we live seven minutes from each other.

And when we do get together, we're like, it's one of those things. Like, when you go to the gym, you're like, why don't I do this more often? When you have sex, why don't I do this more often? When we hang on, I'm like, why don't we do this more often? I know. Why aren't we hanging out every day? My link... Well, also... You good? No. I wanted to say my light just blinked, but I said my link just blighted.

And that means... That's your thing. Yes, so it means we need to hang out more, is what it's saying. Oh. Yeah. Wait, your link just blighted. My link just blighted. Guys, my link is blighting. We need to hang more.

But it's so funny how life just... Life's... hey? Yeah. No, it's just... I feel like when you're... When you don't live by someone, you see them more. And also, I haven't really, like, dedicated, like, I'm moving to Nashville, right? True. So it feels very temporary still.

Like, it doesn't feel like, I moved here. Let's hang out tomorrow because I live here. It feels very like, oh, I'm in and out. I'm here and there. You're never home. You literally are in Rome right now. I don't know how, like, you got this perfect 3D image print here because you're never. home. I may I. I feel like I'm like, what do you do? And you're like, I'm in Japan. I'm like, oh.

So I feel like, you know, it's just, I don't know, schedules, but we do need to hang out more. Just two ships passing in the night is what we are. We really are. Yeah. We, I think the last time I, well, I came over and brought you soup. Was that the last freaking time I saw you? That was so nice. I didn't even see you. The fact that you just went over, like, you took like four hours to make soup for me, which was so kind. Well, I wanted some too. Well, it was delicious. But I also made you the soup.

I was like, that sounds fun to do. And like, it's for a good cause. But it's for a good cause. My little charity kiss. I just saw, I just saw Hannah Brown had a surgery because, you know, she's speaking of uter use. Yeah. Speaking of uter use.

She has like a double uterus. Yes. And she did. I don't know exactly what the surgery is, but her mom's there. And so today, I got a bunch of. And today I got a bunch of stuff and I'm going to make this, it's called Merry Me Soup. And she doesn't know. And I just have her address from a long time ago.

And I'm just going to go drop it off on her porch. I love that. It's so sweet. I don't like when I have to talk about a good deed. But that just came up naturally. Well, also, yeah, you're not. It's just that's something I feel like everyone should do. Like it's where we should tell people to do that.

Because these are our friends. Like, I feel like I love and I just love community, but most of the time, like in L.A., I'm like, well, I'm not going to drive an hour to go drop off soup. It's going to be cold by then. That's true. But, like, coming to Nashville feels like, oh, I'm building this, like, more community style of living. I think that's where my nerves. You know how we're talking about me shitting my pants a bit about moving to New York. Yes. That's where the shit comes from.

It's the, um, 10 years of like building what is a very small book. mighty community here. Yeah. It feels like home. It feels like my happy place. So to like get up and change that, it just feels scary. Yeah. But I think like you're so good at community.

I think you are, right? Like I feel like you're not lazy. Well, yeah, I think you just like you invite people into your world. So I feel like that's going to be so easy for you to be in New York because you're going to like make friends easily. You think so. I feel like New York would be a tough place to make friends. But I feel like you already have friends there.

That's true. Don't you? Yeah. Do you have friends there? I do. Some of my best. Why am I freaking out? Because it's terrifying.

Well, and it's not permanent. Why am I acting like I'm getting up and moving forever and like by to this house? No, my house is still going to be here. Yeah. I've somebody's staying here to watch it. Me? I want to stay here. Yep.

Come on in. Coming in hot. You can live upstairs. And my dogs are coming with me to New York and they're going to have a beautiful experience. See, that. That scares me. That scares me. Yeah.

Dogs in New York scare me. but they're like, they're the, I mean, they grew up all the streets of South Korea. They, like, can live anywhere. And I feel like they're like, yeah, we get to go back to just shit in the middle of the street. Yeah. But the thing is for me. You don't think like I do. Like, I'm like, I'm scared.

You figure out what it's on their feet and what their brain. Yeah. I'm like, well, then they go on the couch or in the bed or something. I'm like, bro. You get wipes. Those, that shit doesn't work. You pour bleat to their paws. Just kidding.

You don't do that. Do that. Do that. You don't do that. I've got like pet friendly, like, allergen. wipes for their feedies. I know. This is just like my own, like, I wouldn't even let stinky walk on the ground and her paws

were this big. Well, that's why I'm going to get them boots. They need boots. Yeah. I'm going to get them little boots and they're going to walk like little freaks on the street. And they're just going to. Pino's so funny because one time he was just, I was like, you guys, you can just go anywhere. Like, just go because they've been in New York twice.

Yeah. And I'm like, just go. And ramen, like, can't. He'll hold it in until he finds a little patch of grass or like something. Pino was like. Just like a twig sticking out. like anywhere he'll just get and I'm like yes he's going to be a good New Yorker also I think I'm getting a little too soft I think New York's going to toughen me back up a bit okay yeah that's a good outlook

you're like I need this to like I need to like get out there and um you know it's so funny to call her not skinny not fat but Amanda yeah and she's just like such a New Yorker but she's in this era of just being like I belong in these rooms and putting herself out there yeah she's got she's a mom of too yeah and she always inspires me because I'm like, if I choose to have a baby, I could still do work. And, like, she's like, my life aligned even more so when I had babies. So I'm like, you know what? There's a reason that I'm getting pushed to New York.

There's a reason it's happening. And I can't wait to find out what that is. And if it's just for me to just toughen up a little bit and not being such a little baby back, bitch. Or just like getting out of your comfort zone. Yeah. That always teaches you something, right? Always. I don't know.

And I can learn that I can live in a shoe. box and still be happy. Yes. How often do you postmates? I never postmates. What? The last time I postmates. You get in your car and you go drive and you get something if you need it. Yeah. I know. Imagine? Imagine she said. Wait, I am so bad. I'm like, I live in the burps. I got to call it in. You live very close to a lot of stuff. I know. It's my excuse. I love postmates. I love Instacart. Even though then I bitch it Instacart yesterday. I had so many issues with Instacart. Like, if you bring me one more rotten avocado, but that's my own fault for not just going to the grocery store and getting a ripe avocado. No, I have a bone to pick with that.

Rihanna does grocery shopping. Rihanna? Yeah, I saw her in a grocery store. There's an ad about it. She probably got paid to go to that grocery store. So true. Yeah. Ralph's is like, we'll give you a million dollars if you walk in our store.

She's like fine. Damn. Would you just think? Oh, that's so true. Oh, that's so true. No, hear me out. Okay. I'm all ears.

So Matt and I, when we. We used to share somebody, like a personal assistant. We would share this person. She literally worked for us for like, I don't know, two days a week or something. We had to teach her how to pick out fruit because she'd bring me, I'd be like, I want three apples. And then the apples would show up. I'm like, they're all gross. You got to like inspect it, you know?

Or like the, whatever. You got to like look at the things you're buying before just being like, yeah, yeah, yeah. How do people not know that? That's what I'm saying. We didn't work with her for a long. Oh, then I don't remember. You don't know her. No, I literally, it was like a month.

Kelly, do you know how to pick out fruit? Yeah, she knows that. Oh, you know how to pick out fruit. What I love about Kelly? You look like you're very on it. Like you... Look at her. She's literally a podcast.

Look at her head set on right now and her headphones. Literally, I walked in. I'm like, are you the producer today? She's like, yeah, I learned everything. I'm like, okay, see, you can pick out fruit. And she was like looking at the good. Lenz's being like, she's at 100 P's right now, and I was like, one. Like, she's an eager learner, which I really respect.

Yeah. She can pick out an apple or two. She can. Well, she has gotten me groceries before, and I've never, I've never, are you getting to your? No. That's a good, that's somebody that, yeah. She's the best. I know.

I'm like, it is cool. I'm like, she just comes up here. No, that was just sweet. Oh. No. No, I need to be better at words of affirmation. I say one nice day. She's like, oh my God.

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Again, that's fabletics.com slash OTV for 70 to 80% off everything as a new VIP. That's saving you a lot of money. I want to know how you get your hair like that. What is it doing? Your hair is just so like long and thick and like. I don't know. My dad has great hair. But like you went from having like shorter, finer hair.

And I feel like now you're just like. this, do you know that hair grows? No, I've never had fine hair. Oh, yeah. Each hair, look at how thick one hair is. Off. Sorry.

God. I'm perfect. No, for real, though, I have very coarse, like, very coarse hair. I really think another thing about being 40, speaking of being an adult, is I get 40 and I'm, like, I'm losing hair again. What? Yeah, like, my hair went, it goes through phases, but I'm going to get a hair transplant. No, you're not.

Why? Because you're so perfect. You don't need anything. I need a hair transplant. No, you don't. You think you do, but you don't. What about when my hair's actually on and I'm bald? Will you tell me that's okay then?

Should I wait until it gets to that point? Yes. Okay. Okay. No, because like your hair, I don't know. I feel like you complain about your hair and it's so pretty. Like, anytime I see you, I'm like, your hair looks amazing. I won't even.

Right now it looks so good. Well, I won't even show you if I took it out of this bun. Remember our viral video that we had? together where you like took your little ponytail out. And I had extensions in. No, you did not. Yes, I did. Okay, you need a hair transplant.

I told him. If you saw all my hair. You shook your little extension. It was like, look. See? I'm not laughing at your hair. Yes, you are. I am.

But you doing that right now is just, I don't know. It's funny. But you, you're perfect. This whole time we've been sitting here podcasting, I like can't wait any longer to do this game with you. I know. Like, we can finish the podcast after because I, like, went out of my way for this game.

Because it is my goal that we take a big, so. We've seen us on the internet because we've sent it back and forth to each other and be like, we have to do this. It's where you find, like, the most random objects where kids will, like, go to school and, like, all of a sudden they'll, like, bring out a pylon. And then the teacher's like, what? And they're, like, have a pylon. Pardon?

Huh? Oh God, I forgot that's Canadian. It's, um, what do you guys call it? Well, you mean like the, yeah, this pylon. Like on the football field. Yeah. Like a cone. Like a orange cone.

That's a pylon? I've never heard that before. Sound off in the comments. I want to know. I thought maybe it's Canadian, I always call, it's a, it's also a Canadian chirp, like a hockey player if they think he sucks. You're like, what the guy's such a pylon. Oh, I love that.

I know. Like a wet rag. Yeah. No. Red rug? A wet blanket. A wet blanket. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Or a pigeon? Like, I said, a pigeon. A pigeon? Yeah. Oh, I like that one. Yeah. What does a pigeon mean?

Like, annoying. Oh, see, I love pigeons. I know. We've talked about this. I'd be like, my husband's such a pigeon. He's so cute. No. He's so cute and needy.

He is cute and... He's not eating at all. He actually, like, never asked me anything. I feel like he's so cute, but pylons. Pigeons are not. But anyways, kids are, like, bring out like a pylon or like something from home that's like their mom's antique something and they all have water in their mouth and they have to try and not spit it out. Yeah, I'm obsessed. I'm so excited. Okay, so we each brought,

what, five items. I have no idea what you brought. Okay, so we're going to put water in our mouth. Oh, God, I'm scared. But we have to, like, make a, we have to put a bed on it or something. A bet? Yeah. Like what? Like if you spit out water more times than I do, you have to pay for my hair transplant. Just kidding. What do you think I am rich? 12 grand. I'm just kidding. I'll do it. If there's someone in New York that owns a, and want a brand ambassador? Bro, go to Turkey. I'm going to go to Turkey. They'll all give you hair.

I'm going to go to Turkey. I feel like that's what everyone does. I'm going to get a nose job too. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm not getting a nose job. I'm joking.

You're pissing me off with this stuff. You're so beautiful. And you're like, I need a hair drink. I need a nose. But I get it. It's like, whatever makes you feel good. Okay, but what is the bet? Oh, um, we should we like, we have to like prank call some or call somebody or

This yesterday. This was so funny. Did you know, you're going to die who I had to text. You're going to die. So yesterday I had, do you know fancy, singer fancy? No. He's like gay, fabulous, tall singer, just like voice of an angel. Nashville?

Yes. Fancy Higood. No. Oh my God, you need to meet him. Okay. I'm obsessed with him. He sounds awesome. I'll show you his, we played a game yesterday where if he didn't answer the questions,

I was like, who's the worst in the industry. And he used to work for, like, or he used to be under Scooter Braun. And like, anyways. And I was like, I get to just scroll through your context not look. And then the person I land on, you have to type, I'm still thinking about that one time. Guess who I landed on? No. Lucy Hale.

Oh my gosh, she was probably like, what the fuck? What did we do that one time? And then I landed on another guy and he was like, okay, I'll do that. And he goes, you know what that guy's going to say back? Me too. And he did. He sent me a screenshot later. He's like, told you.

No. Yeah. No. You know who I had to text? that too? You're going to die. No, not an ex. Can I guess? Yeah. You got to really think outside the box, though. If you get it on, do you want a hint? Think like, um, behavioral health care. Behavioral health care. Behavioral health care is such a clue. I don't even know what that means. Behavioral health care.

Mental health. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know Miles No Miles the owner of on sight That's that's bad I wanted to

He's such a He's such an angel of a man Gentleman angel Just like there for people's mental health His stomach probably His stomach probably came out of his butt When he read that he's like What did I do?

He sent me a voice note back And he was like I'm just trying to remember like And I was like, I had to tell him. I had to tell him. I was like, Miles, I'm so sorry. I can't believe I landed on your name. Oh, see, I want to do that.

Like, that's a fun game. Okay, so let's do that. Okay, it's the, it's called the, um. But that's terrifying. But maybe we say something different. Yeah, yeah. Maybe we say something different. Well, who's going to go first?

Um, okay, I'll go first. I'll bring some. Oh, then I don't need to sip water. Okay. I think you have to sip water too. Right? Don't we just have mouthfuls of water? Just for, just because.

Just for sheds and gigs. Just for shits. I look my dinner plate to you. Okay. Okay, hold on. That is. You have to pee. That is so cute.

Did you print that this morning? No, I have it. I keep it in my room because I like to talk kindly to her. Oh, wait. I want to do that. That's really cute. It's in my binder that I took to Hoffman and on-site. You are so cute.

I'm shaking because I'm so nervous. Me too. Look at those teeth. It's so cute. Okay. It's a mouse pad. This part protects you from carpal tunnel. Okay.

That's all I have. Yeah. I haven't seen a mouse pad since 98. I know. Literally, Matt. I'm like, he just has a mouse pad and a mouse pad. and a mouse out all the time. Like it's not even like... For a careful tunnel? For real?

Yes. And so he's over there clicking away. And I'm like, and using it with a laptop too, which is L-O-L. Like not a desktop. You know, it's plugged into his laptop and he's just... Now I need a video of that. Like he's Mr. Burns or something. Nice Simpson's reference. I knew you'd like that. Okay. All right. Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Testosterone cream for my dry vagina. Three clicks a day. Mm-mm. Where does that go? Inner thighs? Inner thighs? Yeah. Is that perimenopausal juice?

Yeah. Wow. It's for the perimenopause. Wow. Apply to o toothpicks. I didn't know what it was or else I probably would have shot water out of my mouth. For my dry vagina. Mine is wet, wet ass pee.

It's... Wop. I need to freaking change my pants, actually. You got wop? I'm whopping out right now. I'm just kidding. You got wop. I got the Sahara Desert.

You got the Whop? I definitely don't have the wop. I'm like, I'm in the middle. Thick hair, real boobs and the wops. This is why I need surgery. Because I are it all blessed. Big hair, real boobs and the wop. Oh my God.

Wow. I want that to be the title of my book. Writing a book. It's definitely the title of this podcast. Thick hair, real boobs and the wops. And the wops. Okay, wow. What else are you working with? Okay, I'm scared. I'm so scared. Okay. It's an insemination kit. It comes with a little syringe and you shoot the semen inside of you and you don't want to have sex, but you want to get breath.

It says on here, I just have questions. I had to swallow so I can have questions. Well, when you don't have a mop, you just, yeah. Wait, I'm so confused. On here it says, it says, it doesn't come with semen. It started with that. I would have spat out my water if you said that. Does not come. If you showed me that it says does not come with semen. I can't find where it says that.

Seaman sold separately. But wait, if you don't want to have sex. So literally, he has to still go ejaculate. Yeah. You still have to freaking pump this thing into myself. Yeah. So why not let it be the pee in the V? Well, when you're tired and like over it.

Fair. And you're like, I got 48 hours. Okay, that's fair. You know? That's fair. I mean, here's the thing. this is a backup plan. Yeah.

This is like when you're like, I'm desperate and I don't want the month to go by. Squirting this cup. Yeah. Wait, so people know you're trying to get pregnant. No. Oh, now they do. So that's why I probably shouldn't have brought this. Is that how we move on to the next subject?

You're pregnant, aren't you? No. Oh. Sorry. No, I wish. No, I mean, yeah, I was wondering about that. If I was like, is this going to just, I'm going to have you cut it out. But no.

Who cares? I have it. Yeah. I have this. You're a married woman. Or God forbid you, maybe want to have a child. Yeah, but, you know, this is aggressive. Not as aggressive to the other thing you told me you might have brought.

It's true. I almost brought a gun to this podcast. Not loaded. Not loaded. I didn't even have bullets. No, I was like, that'd be great. I would be so scared. I wouldn't have done it, but it crossed my mind.

Really? I think I'm nervous. Really? Let me see. Like, someone's itching there. I just brought a bunch of shit. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Some people say I need Jesus. But I got supplements for my pineal gland.

It's that opens the third eye. Yep, so it decalcifies your third eye. I got triggered for it on an Instagram ad, and I'm clearing my third eye so I can see. Not funny. Sorry, Caitlin. Not funny. Kind of sad.

Just want to see out of my third eye. I just want my intuition back. Oh. That's what it's for. Yeah. I'm de-ke-l. Your pineal gland is like it looks like a pine cone in your brain. Okay.

And it is what is your intuition and your third eye. Okay. And the fluoride in our water, the stuff that's in our food is calcifying our pinnial gland so that we are more of like, we are America. We listen to the government. Oh. This is what they had said. Oh. And then...

So you want to expand your mind. Yeah. I just want to... And not be like held down to what everyone's telling you. Yes. Oh, so is it working? I mean, you just got hives because we're playing a game. Yes.

So it might be working. It's working. It works. I don't know. Have you taken it? Yeah, for like two months now. Well, it should be working by then. I know.

Maybe three months. But I do think at the end of the day is helping break down whatever kind of shit is in our food. Because it's all natural ingredients. Oh, I love that. Yeah. Can I put my leg on you? Of course. Okay, damn it, that wasn't funny.

Sorry. Your turn. Sorry. I had to just throw a shitty one in the middle. Yeah. You got to do what you got to do. You're showing me one. You probably have such a good one for the end.

Oh, it's my turn. Yeah. I do have a really good one. I'm honestly mad. Mm-hmm. Caitlins. I'm wrong. Bro.

This isn't even mine. I brought it from upstairs. You're talking about from young. Yesterday. This is merch? No. Because it was fancy. But that was the guy.

I wasn't, I wasn't expecting something from my pantry. That's so stupid. I look at that thing every day. And then when you pulled that, I just realized how stupid it is. It's so funny. Do you use this? Yeah, you do.

My sister made it for me. She made this. I was gonna, I'm crying. I did not think I was like, I'm gonna win this game. I don't know. I just like shattered my kneecap with the bottom of it. Like, oh my God, that hurts so bad. My stomach.

I got her. I literally spat so much water. I really did not think I would spit out the water. And then when it first started, I thought, okay, just I'll let a little out because I have to laugh. And then it just came out. I know. It's amazing.

This is incredible. I opened a pantry and I was like, all right. There it is. That's what's so funny is that I literally see it every day and I'm always like. And Riba. Yeah, Riba. It's Riba. What's that from?

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What? Where'd you get that? Amazon. For this game or for you? No, Matt. It was sitting in the closet because, Matt wants a bidet. And I was just like, I don't bring that.

I chose this over the gun. You were holding the bidet and the gun in the gun. I was like, this might scare her. This might make her laugh. This also might make her lose her shit. I'll bring the bidet. I don't even know what a real gun looks like. I would be like, that's a toy.

You never seen a real gun? Yeah, I have, but not really. I shot one once in Norfolk, Virginia. That one. A shooting range. All right. Okay, take a big sip and hold it in your cheeks. What if I spray everywhere?

That's okay. That's what she said. I'm nervous. Per Pino's bread. And my row. I got a fish. Oh, no. I'm not on the row.

Oh, yeah. Hey, focus on the fish. Okay, I'm sorry. Is that a beta fish? I don't know. Did you buy that for this game? Yeah. Bro, water shot out of my nose and out of my mouth.

That, damn it. That's a good one. Oh, that's a good. You're going to keep that, right? Yeah. No, I'm going to flush them. I kind of want it. Oh, you can have it.

If you want, I bought the tank. I bought some water conditioner. Yeah. That is. What do you think I was just going to buy this and then let them die? No. No, but I wasn't sure if you were like, I know someone who needs the level. Named it's shrimp dick.

Shrimp dick. Yeah. Yeah. Can I hold it? Yeah. Oh, man. Hi, Angel. Oh, my God.

Hi, shrimp dick. Little shrimp dick. You're so cute. I should have started with that. But I realized the timing. It was when you go to put the water in, I had to just pull it up. Damn. Yeah.

That's good. I was like, that's why I'm not as ready as I should be today because I ran for Pilates to go get a fish. No. And I walked in and the guy, I went right up to this one. And I was like, I want that one. He goes, that is a very aggressive fish. And I was like, not this one.

It was like a goldfish. And I was like, oh, and they're like, you need like a 50 pound tank because he gets big and he eats other fish. And I was like, no, no, I want, like, whatever's easiest. This one is so sweet. Cute, right?

Yeah. I got a fish. Oh, oh, it just ate its own poop. It literally pooped, and then went in a circle and ate it. Maybe he's hungry. I think it's hungry.

I got food. Show me what else you had in there. I don't know where Matt's going tonight, but that was in his car. Is it a, what? Oh, rapid fire. Oh. Oh.

You know? Oh. I don't have much stuff in my house I realized. I live here temporarily, you know. I'm obsessed with the character you do in that wig. You know? I even like have her little glasses. Her little wig cap.

Oh, Carol set up. Shrimp dick. Shrimp dick for the win. Okay. Okay, wait. What are we doing? I'm texting somebody. But what do we have to text?

We have to come up with a good thing. It has to say. I'm scared. Oh my God. Wop. Just Wop. I could take someone Wop. Yep.

Just WAP. My heart is pounding so fast. I know. But is Wop good enough? I got the Wop. Ew. That's aggressive. My mom watches this.

Or like just I had a dream about you. Oh. Or something. Yeah. That's like not that like. Say the rash went away. The rash finally went away Oops wrong person

Two texts One The rash finally went away Net is one Oops the wrong person Okay fine No I hate it I hate it

I hate it You can't like it I know I know I know That's gonna land on that That would be so unfortunate Oh my god Okay

I'm so nervous You do it's my phone first here We know We scroll Okay Right Sure Or how does that work?

Well, yesterday we did it where I just went to my contacts and he scrolled and didn't look and then stop so he could really see who he landed on so we didn't cheat. Oh. So take my phone. Let's do our own. Okay. Right? Let's just do our own.

Okay. Okay. How do I do it? Where do you go? So go to your contacts. Go to phone. Are you new here? What do you know?

How do you? Oh, contact. Yeah. I was like, where the phone? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. Okay.

Start scroll. one. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. This is what I did yesterday. Piss poo. Mountain Dew. Who's it not you? Oh, no. Okay. I thought it was Miles. Oh, but it's a different Miles. I was like, no. He'd be like, why am I the joke of it? Why is this happening to me? Okay, Miles, who? Miles Hendrick. Okay, Miles Hendrick. He DJed my 30th birthday party. Perfect. He's a DJ. Great. He's a photographer. And now he's going to know. you don't have the rash anymore. Oh my.

My heart is racing. No, no. That's not. This is the point of the game. Okay, okay, okay, okay. You say the rash went away. Oh, my, don't. And I have to see that you did it.

Oh, my God. Wait, the last time we texted was in 2018. Incredible. All right, here we go. The rash. The rash went. The rash went away. The rash went away.

Send. Let me see. Wait. Hello? Oh, and it already delivered. Great. Speaking of irritated. Speaking of rash.

Speaking of rash. Speaking of rash. What's on your mind? Speaking of rash on my anus. Um, I always feel like people think I'm stealing. What do you mean? Stealing. Stealing.

Like if I'm at Nordstrom, if I'm somewhere, I've never stolen anything in my life. Like, promise you, never in my life. You don't look like. someone who steals? I think I do, though. Okay. But I don't know why. I don't know why I think I feel.

I feel like people think... Do you think you're just a little paranoid and nobody's thinking this? Or do you really think people think this? I genuinely think people think that. And I don't, I really don't know why. So, like, when I'm... You're not giving klepto? Because I'm not.

Yeah. And I know that about myself. But I think when I go into, like, a little boutique where there's, like, little things. Yeah. I pick something up, I'm literally like, I put it back like loudly so they know I didn't take it. Oh. And like yesterday, for instance, I'm like checking out at whole, well, actually, sorry, perfect example. Go.

Fucking, I was at Whole Foods yesterday. I was at Whole Foods. And someone was following me around the store because they thought I was stealing. This actually happened. Yesterday. The day before I was at Nordstrom. Don't there have cameras everywhere? Probably.

But also like, have you ever heard of loss prevention? See, you've got the nervous energy because you think that people think that. So now you're nervous people think that. So now people think that because of your nervous energy. Probably. But so two, maybe three days ago, Matt and I are at Nordstrom, I'm trying on like purses. I'm like there's row purses and I'm trying them all on. And they're just so cute.

And I'm like, I'm not going to steal this. But I felt like people in Nordstrom were watching me to make sure I didn't steal it. So then I told Matt, I was like, we were walking out and I was like, why do I feel like people think I stole that bag? And he was like, really? He's like, you don't look like you would steal anything now. And I'm like, yeah, I know. But like what is a person that looks like they steal stuff? What does that mean?

That's true because didn't what's your nuts go to jail? What's her name that? Oh, oh. Wow. Wionono. Wianno. Wynona Ryder. Wynonna rider.

Winona Ryder. Winona Ryder. Winona. Winona Ryder. We got there. Winona Wido. Winona Wado. She was a klepto.

Yes. Yeah. See? And you'd be like she's a famous. Rich? Rich. It's just the thrill of it for some people. See, that is a no for me, dog.

Like, I, the thrill, like, I could never. No, I know you couldn't. But also, you would have been caught by now because there's cameras everywhere. And if you stole the bag, the bag, the bag would be gone. And then you would have it. So, and then they would see you online with the bag. Thank you. Because you stole that ring.

That's on your finger. Oh, yeah, that. I stole it. Okay, but so yesterday, so Matt used to work at Nordstrom, and they have this thing called loss prevention. Yeah. Do you know what that is?

No. I found out yesterday. Okay. That people are hired to follow people in stores to, and then they can, like, call security. Oh. You guys, I'm not fucking with you. This woman followed me around, me and Matt,

and Matt even admitted it yesterday. Really? Oh, she's following us 100%. She has. had two earbuds in. She had like a perfect little bag with like her keys hanging out of her pocket perfectly and everything that she picked up. You just went yonk and then just been like just testing if you're a secret. Oh, she would have tackled me. Yeah. She would pick up something in the store. She literally would be like, ah! So she wasn't subtle. I was just watching her do this to me.

And I'm like, are you trying to steal from me or are you making sure that I'm not stealing something? It was so weird. This is why I stay home. And proved. my point completely that I need to shop online and you get Instacart. Full circle. I know. So I'm wondering if anybody else out there feels like this clicked on something like that. Is shrimp dick dead? No, shrimp dick.

You're lying. Uh-uh. Oh, God. Is shrimp dick dead? Because if you're dead, he'd be floating, right? Belly up? Yeah, he's probably sleeping. Okay, just having a nap. Shrimp dick's on a little smooth. Now, how do we wrap this up?

I'm not sure, but should I Text him back. Should I just wait? I think we just wait. Oh, God. All right. Look at the last thing that he sent me a photo of. It's my birthday cake from 2018. It's Justin Bieber on a Gucci backpack.

Oh, let's head it with Beaver Talk. Did you miss out on Beavercella? You know what? I'm so sad that I didn't go. Same. I have like a really bad, like, a really bad, like, still, like the FOMO is in my heart. Same. And I'm like, what was I

thinking that I didn't? But like, I had a photo shoot the first week. I couldn't do it. So I was like, okay, second week I got to go. Yeah. And then Matt and I had like, we had to, it's a long story, but we had to go somewhere for something personal. We were like, let's, we had to like fly somewhere.

Yeah. And so we flew to this place and I and during the second weekend. And I was literally like, the whole time like, do I leave here? and go to Coachella. Like, I'm so sad. I know. I'm like, and Coachella's my shit. I went to Coachella 12 years in a row.

From Coachella? Yes, I remember seeing you with pink hair. You're with Jesse Pinkman and I was like, I want to be her. Yeah. Yeah. That's my shit. Like, I literally went for 12 years in a row. And I didn't go to the ultimate Coachella, Biebercella.

Yeah. I, what the fuck was I thinking? Maybe you lost your fever a little bit. No. No, don't you dare. I know. I feel the same way. I had to make money so I could put food on the table. Okay. Well, maybe next year. He's never doing this again. I honestly was like, I could have been one less lonely girl.

You could have. Not over Billy. No, Billy was always going to be one last lonely girl. She was going to be the last lonely girl. And she deserved it. I will say, not to toot my own Bieber horn, but I did discover Justin Bieber before he was famous. Did I ever tell you that? Yeah, you did actually. I did. I saw one of his videos that has billions and billions and billions of views.

I posted it on my, MySpace. Does he ever thank you for that? I don't think he needs to. Oh, you are the sole reason he is famous. Yeah. Not Scooter. No. No.

No, not his pure talent. Not his wickedly awesome talent. Nope. Just you. Before we go. Okay. You're going to give me two truths and a lie. I saw Chrissy Kevillary just do this on something and it was so funny because she's such a bad liar.

and I feel like you're going to be the same way. So tell me two truths and a lion. I'm going to pick out. I guarantee I'm going to win. I auditioned to be a Laker girl. Okay. Okay. Do you have questions or do I go, keep going?

Keep going. Okay, so I'll say all of them. Yeah. Okay. So I auditioned to be a Laker girl. Okay. Okay. Sorry.

Matt just goes, don't text me. I'm on a call. You're like, don't text me. I'm on a podcast. Yeah. I'm doing something important, too. Oh. Okay.

Okay. I auditioned to be a Laker girl. Got it. Okay. Said it three times. It's true. Okay. It's true.

You also looked to the right when he said it, but okay. And I made out with a back street boy. Okay. My first car. Sorry. My first car. My first car was in an element. episode of Lizzie McGuire.

That's cool. That is true for sure. What was the car? A Volkswagen bug. Okay. What color? White. That's true. What backst your boy did you make out with? I don't kiss and tell.

Really? Signed an NDA. Did you actually sign an NDA? No. Okay. And then you, what year did you audition to be like or Skirl? 2008? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 2005. Yeah.

2005. Why didn't you get it? Okay, well, because I knew Luke Walton. Yeah, that'll do it. And you can't know a basketball player. That is true. Even in the CFL, we weren't allowed to have any, okay? You did not make out with backstreet. boy. Is that your final answer? Yes. I did. You did? When? When and why was it AJ?

It wasn't really. She could rule him out, but I'll tell you off pod. Then it was Nick. If you may have any of the other ones, I'm going to be disappointed. Kevin? Hot though. They're all hot. They're all hot. Howie's cute. How he's cute. How he's cute, but he does have a little swag, yeah. Okay, how he's cute. Brian's in my bad books right now because did you see him in Florida? No.

Being mean. Homophobic? Oh, oh. Yes, I did. On the beach. Was he being, he's homophobic? I think it was something like that. I thought he was just like being rude to like someone who tried to take a photo of him.

Oh, maybe. Or is that a different incident? Ryan, what you're doing out there? Brian just out there being a dick. Yeah. I want it that way as about me. Oh, what? What?

It is? Oh. That should have been my truth. I mean, my lie? Hello? Okay, so what was the lie? You didn't try and be a Lakers girl? No, I did.

My car wasn't in Lizzie McGuire. But wait, I pictured so hard you're driving a white beetle and you're in L.A. and it was in and it was such a, that was a good lie. Thanks. I thought it was great when I thought of it. That came out and I was like, that's definitely the truth. Okay, next. Interesting.

Yeah. Good one. Yeah. The Laker Girl thing, I only like went to one thing. And like, I grew up in the close town to Luke Walton. And like, I knew him, you know? And I was like, I told somebody that. And they're like, you can't be here.

I was like, what? And I literally, they wouldn't, I didn't get to really audition. I did like the first round. Yeah. And then I had to leave. Interesting. I was like, what? That's so weird.

But I get it. I guess they can't have like. He can fraternize. Fraternize? Is that the word? I think it's frattenize. Oh, frattenize. What does that mean?

Fratenize. Did you watch Clueless? You can't fraternize with the enemy. No, I don't know what that is. I'm going to look it up. And then we're ending this. Yeah. Well.

Wasn't it from Clueless? You can't fuck the talent. Yeah. You can't have the pen in the company ink. This is what we're saying. The pen and the company, Inc. It's so good. That's so good.

Fraternized. Fraternized. Frateranized. Okay, I'm over it. Frateranized the enemy. I got to go feed shrimp dick. I can't wait to like watch him just nibble his little food. Guys, this is the best in my life.

This was honestly, I could do this for my job every day. Well, you can't you do. Oh. Don't you? Yeah, pretty much. This is your job. This was shooting the shit on another level, though. That's true.

Yeah. There was like no structure here. Zero. Zero structure. No, except for the game. That was pretty structured. But I want the lie from you now. I don't want to wrap it up.

Okay. I'll think of a lie. I was the first Bachelorette where the people had to vote for me to be the Bachelorette. Okay. That's true. Oh, wait. I'm keeping going.

I'm not. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I think that's true. Okay. I feel like I know that's true. Okay. Well, actually, I guess I don't know if it's true. I can go.

Okay. I have my ex, my ex's initials tattooed on me. Okay. The death stare. Okay. Do you want me to say true or false? No. Oh, God, you're thinking.

I'm thinking. Oh, okay. And I once went in to get my clitoris pierced and I backed out because I was too scared. I'm pretty sure I know that the voting thing was. You can ask questions. Okay. Where were you going to get your piercing? What town?

I'm a clitoris. Oh, not Edmonton. Edmonton. Edmonton. On white. Avenue. Oh, specifics. Mm-hmm.

I like that. Um, what, uh, why'd you back out? Like, what, was it like a dirty place or? No, the girl before me did it and told me not to. And you guys went there. We're like, we're doing this together. And she's like, you're not going to do it now? Yeah.

It was one of those. Yeah. Was it your friend? No. Mm. We didn't go in together. It was literally a random stranger. Oh.

Do you got to go? That's my alarm. I got to go. I just leave right now. You should end the podcast right there. Okay. You know, that's funny. Okay, great.

Okay, so wait, what was the second one? Tattoos? I have my ex's initials tattooed on me. I feel like you don't have that. How long are you been wetter? You know? Along you're bandwinter. Okay.

Um, where on your body is that? My ankle. Why did you say it? My ankle. Right on the old ankle bone. I feel like I would know that. Wait. Okay.

I just know that the Bachelor thing is true. I feel like I knew that. Like that was the first time. And like, what a crazy thing. That's so crazy. Pretty wild. Like, that's a wild. thing. Did the guys vote?

Mm-hmm. Or audience vote? What do you mean? For me? Yeah. The guys voted for me. That's crazy. Yeah. Is she, like, was she, like, so sad? I think she's actually okay. Right. Yeah. I mean, also, like, she's thriving. Great. Yeah. Okay. So anyways, um, okay. Um, okay, that's true. Um, that's true. You don't have your initial, the initials. Stop it. Wow. Right on the ankle bone. You're good at this. Thanks.

What? You have that. It's so crazy. Yeah. Yeah. How old were you? 24? No.

23 maybe, yeah. Oh. How long were you guys together? Two years? Two and a half. And at what point did you get that? Very early on, but I also, my best friend's name was Jess Canuten. So I was like, well.

Just in case. Yeah. Just in case. And now it's just kidding. My God. Now it's JK. Yeah. And then when I was with Jason, I was like, it's Jason Caitlin. And now I'm like, what else? What's next? Oh.

My whole audience knows that. They're going to be screaming at you. Oh, sorry. Wow. Dang. That sucks. Oh, man. How did I not know that? But I wasn't, you want to know what the lie was? The clitoris. No. This is what online told me. You weren't the first Bachelorette? Oh, she was the first.

Yeah, she was the first ever bachelor to be chosen by a public vote. Why, it's a lie. While Caitlin was a part of a live vote, she was not chosen by a public vote. She was selected by the producers and hosts after the vote. And then they had two guys on season. Like, I can't remember that did it. Before you? Yeah.

What? Yeah. But you were the first bachelorette. Yeah, Google threw me off a bit. This is just a bunch of truths? You just threw a bunch of truths to me? This podcast. What is that? What is this? Yeah. Just a facade.

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