Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Bailey Stanworth | Single Spirals, TikTok’s 14-Hour Ban & Wildfire Relief!

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

#808. My longtime friend Bailey is back, and we’ve got a lot to unpack! We’re breaking down the TikTok ban that sent everyone into a panic for 14 hours—was it just a glitch, or a preview of what’s to come? Plus, Bailey gets real about her recent spiral over being single, the pressure of feeling 'unfinished' at 34, and whether she’s open to long-distance love. We also dive into the devastating LA wildfires, how she’s been stepping up to help, and the never-ending debate: Dry January vs. Wet January. And to top it all off, we end with a rapid-fire game that leads to some hilarious answers. Tune in now! If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Progressive: Quote at Progressive.com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust Progressive. Spade & Sparrows: Use code OFFTHEVINE to receive 15% off your first order at www.spadeandsparrows.com EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (3:50) – How the LA wildfires escalated in just hours and what Bailey is doing to help. (10:35) – Bailey opens up about spiraling over being single and feeling “unfinished” at 34. Plus, her ideal first date scenario. (19:50) – Dry January vs. Wet January (27:40) – Rapid-fire questions: celebrity crush, worst date, biggest ick, and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I feel like that happens to us everywhere we go. For like the past 10 years. Literally. And that was fun. We got to go for dinner. Also, wow, you have the toes out for the foot fetish fans today. Me? Yeah.

I know. I actually panicked a little bit because I forgot to put on socks. And a very unpedicured foot as well. Oh, God. Mine are, we don't even want to talk about it. Oh. 399 no charge you just got my those are going to end up on wiki feet we were looking at your wiki feet the other night i got a good rating and that might have just taken it down two notches like it's

i didn't know that on wiki feet because believe it or not don't spend my time on it normally no you can upload photos and my favorite was that there was a photo of your back no feet to be seen there was yeah my back it was from when we did the do quickie shoot and yeah yeah yeah it literally was just like you're back in a bathing suit and i was like how does this have anything thing to do with feet yeah what maybe maybe there's a wiki back starting honestly there's probably a wiki everything wait is only fans still a thing yeah oh i never hear about it anymore um i don't think it went way oh not like ticot just to only fans i know i'm like can we talk about that is ticot really i mean by the time this goes out it'll be tuesday so it'll is the band apparently happening tomorrow yeah

so so what what happens okay this is what i've heard don't quote me because i know nothing Okay. Well, you just start everything with allegedly and then you don't get trouble. Allegedly. It's not going to just like the app's not going to disappear, but it's not going to update. And the updates is what keeps it functioning because TikTok does like two updates a week. So it's just going to get really buggy and stop working. But I have a Canadian app store. So I think I'm going to get to keep it. That's crazy. I was, I don't have a Canadian app store because my phone is American. Yeah. And but I was thinking about that for Canadians. I'm like, so Canadians still get to use it. But then. half your audience is gone. Half audience is gone.

And also, I don't think a lot of, because I've had American friends reach out and they're like, can you create me an account? I was like, happy to try. But they don't realize that we don't have a creator fund and we don't have TikTok shop. So like we're not able to monetize. Like we're not making money off the platform the way that it's going to impact a lot of creators who are on the U.S. American like earning an income.

Okay. So you're, you came to Nashville. We had such a fun like girls weekend. We did. We sat at home, drank wine, played friends trivia. we did my hand was hurting from that one so we had to improvise yeah we didn't have a buzzer so we would just do this and then smash our hand on the countertop and we got very excited very and so i had like i had actual bruise down like the side of my thumb in this part of my hand from smacking it but it was so

much fun it was honestly it was the perfect like little my heart needed it so much but it was such a good get-away so Bailey lives in l.A. right now and so obviously with the fires and everything going on it was such a scary time it still is a scary time. Yeah. And so you, Katie, and your friend Lex all came to get out of L.A. And it was so interesting because we're like sitting there getting dumped on with snow in Nashville while like watching L.A. burn down. What is going on there? I feel like you've done a lot of talking about like resources and how people can help. Yeah. I mean, obviously I'm sure everybody knows there's been multiple wildfires in L.A. and I was there when it first started.

on it was on a Tuesday. I can't remember the date. But I think it was like January 6th. Like it was early. Like we were like 2025 what's happening. Yeah. But it's I remember driving with Lex who came to visit and we were going to an appointment in Santa Monica and we saw this tiny little fire on the hill. And we're like, that doesn't look good like what's happening like wonder. And then that was at 11 a.m. And by 2 p.m. it was a state of emergency in California. Like the winds were just so insane. They were up to 100 miles per hour. And there was just like no containing it.

They couldn't even get planes in the air. The Palisades fire, the first one that started, burned over. I don't know what acreage it's at now, but it's more than the island of Manhattan. Just that one fire for perspective. And the scariest part is because of the winds, like you said, I don't know, I didn't know this until you told me that, that the planes couldn't even get up. No, because it was so, it was so unstable. And, like, they had zero percent containment of the fires for two days because the winds were just so bad. That is terrifying.

And then there was the second fire, the Altadina fire. Those were the two main ones. There was many others that were popping up. Some were arson. It was just insane. And we were, I'm so, so lucky if I had so much, like, I had such a good group of friends there that we would just, we had two group chats going and we were checking in, like, doors are open if anybody needs. Because the evacuation was touch and go. We didn't know which fire was moving where.

the winds were changing, blowing, and then other ones were popping up. Like one night, the night before I was coming to you, I was supposed to go. I was on the border of an evacuation in Santa Monica, and my friend and her girlfriend were in the Hollywood Hills, and they're like, come stay here, it's safer. Like, it's further for you to get to the airport, but it's just safer. You won't have to worry about evacuating. And within an hour, they're like, we just got a state of emergency, or not sorry, state of emergency, like a five-minute emergency evacuation.

like this is a life or death situation and like her phone was just like blaring she's packing up her dogs like just anything she can and they're like we're coming to you so it just was changing so fast and it was such um it just felt unstable like everything felt unstable and like eerie i felt like i wasn't even there and to see it all on social media felt so eerie and so scary and yeah huge shout out to bethany frankle because i feel like she really like talks the talk and walks the walk when it comes to giving back. Yes. I'm very impressed by her, like, overall heart with these kinds of things.

I feel like she really steps up and does a lot to give back. I mean, I just feel like L.A. in general, I did leave. I had the trip plan. And it's like I'm dealing with internal guilt around it, but I feel like there's, there's so many different ways of doing things during these times. Like, you're never going to be able to do it all. And, like, I'm donating, like, 100% of sales from Quickies, which is my company. is like going towards the L.A. Fire Department, but being out, I'm like watching and trying to share

as many resources as I can for like donation centers and to see the community come together the way it has in L.A. because yes, L.A. can be a tough city and I think it gets a bad rep for like. I give it a bad rep. I do too. Like I have seen the like surface level of it. Yeah. But in the past two weeks, like seeing the sense of community there, it's really, really beautiful. And I saw a tweet the other day that was like the most used emoji within um the state of california is the hug emoji like it searched up yeah i was like that is the most wholesome thing ever i love it you know what you got you got to you got to take the small wins in terrible situations like that and i do i think i was saying this with justin too just like you know there's always beauty and something if you look for it

and it's always the people coming together in like a time of crisis i feel like you gives you a little bit with this it's a marathon or a sprint like this is going to take years to to recover from and I everyone is so quick to donate right now which is beautiful and amazing and needed but it's still going to like we're going to need to maintain that because these people who've lost their homes and essentially everything are going to need to rebuild it and like palisades it's all devastating palisades is definitely more of a wealthy community and I see that being talked about online but the altadena like that's just regular people with like rent control departments who are now going to have trouble getting home insurance and there was like a very historical black community

that burned down like all of that's going to need so much like rebuilding in terms of infrastructure and just support and so I think like just anybody listening keeping that in mind or like anybody in LA you know I always think about that with even like if somebody goes through a really awful loss or death or something it's like people are all rallying around them in that moment but the tough part is when the like reality sets in and those that person's gone and then everybody's like well that I've already done my part you know and everyone moves on but they forget like it's actually the impact after that's going to really affect people's mental health is going to be a really big thing I think too which it already is but after this like I just I you're right I think it's

the continuing to support and find ways to help what do you think that people are going to need the most help with oh god I mean I don't like I don't even know I know that obviously there's been a ton of influx like donation centers I think have reached capacity with like what they were able to take in because they were just getting so much which is amazing I think it's going to be a lot of listening to the community after like this gets fully contained and seeing what is needed. I think mental health, like I just am someone who like I always go to mental health first because I struggle with it. And there are a lot of therapists and counselors and resources offering free services to those displaced by the fires, which is beautiful. And I'm not trying

to plug myself, but like I'll put out my highlights. I've saved it. Like there's definitely links where if anybody is in LA needs that, you can go get it. Because I just, I think if I like can't imagine if I had lost my house how I would feel like I just mentally was struggling from feeling so unstable being there so yeah I I can't even I read something it was like people didn't just lose their house they lost their home like they didn't just lose this they lost you know it's literally so much heavier than I think people even could imagine I mean I would never want to know what that feels like but it just is so heartbreaky is like a not even the you know it's not a deep enough word to describe, like, what it feels like.

Because, like, if somebody goes through something awful, like, really bad and somebody says that sucks, I'm like, no, stubbing your toe sucks. That's, like, devastating. Like, heartbreak feels like too little of a word. Yeah. To describe what's actually going on there. You talk about mental health and how you struggle with it. Tell me about your last night little crisis you had.

What's happening? Okay, call me out. Okay, so anyways, Caitlin. Thank you so much. We're really just going to dive deep into my psyche here. I have these moments in life where I have a spiral. It's so fun and it's usually about being single or just my love life. You spiral in general, like specifically about being single?

I think, yeah, because it feels like the most, the area of my life where like I, I don't want to say unfulfilled because it's not unfulfilled. I just like I know my career. Like I have such a great friend circle. It's just like that kind of unfinished check. chapter in my life, I feel like. And I have been like chosen and stand by it to be single for most of my life. Like I don't, I'm like a big lover girl. Like all my friends know this. And I would rather wait for like a person who makes me very excited to be in love and like who I really want to be in love with. But your girl gets lonely and your girl sees other people happy. And then she

spirals. And then she gets a crush. And her crush doesn't like her back. And then she spirals. So there's that. But yeah, it felt a little bit last night. I also might have been the NyQuil I took. Oh, NyQuil will bring out all the feels. So I think also because you came from L.A. It was like a very scary time. And then you went into like surrounding yourself with friends and loved ones. And then we've been like going out and doing this. And then you come to New York and you're meeting up with friends. And then you're in bed alone last night for the first time. in like a long time and you're probably like oh we can say it's that it also happens when it's not that but well what i feel like so many people relate to that like when you like feeling lonely is

such well it's definitely relatable like i loneliness is an epidemic people feel lonely 100% and i am very grateful that i have done a lot of therapy and self work where like i can have a mental conversation with myself and like talk myself off a ledge and i have a friend her and i like have our crush spirals together but I like I just I go through the whole like mental narrative of like do I read download hinge do I start like scrolling do I like and then I'm like no like you've never been fulfilled by this like you don't want to just be in a relationship to just be in a relationship like I know what it feels like when I like someone I know what it feels like when I'm in love and like I want that and I will wait for it and it's fine but it just sometimes it gets a little

frustrating just being like okay you're 34 you're not actively. talking to anybody. Like, is there something wrong with me? And then I'm like, no. I mean, well, yes. But I mean, there's something wrong with everybody. But it's so interesting because there's probably, you know, I say this all the time that people are so lonely even in a marriage sometimes. You know, there's like different forms of loneliness where you're literally by yourself and you're like craving some sort of companionship or you could be in a long term loyal relationship and feel lonely in that relationship because you're unhappy or whatever. It's so to to achieve like true happiness, I feel like it's next to impossible because our brains are wired to not be happy.

Well, because we're inundated with all this consumerism and capitalism and like TikTok, Instagram, like we're show, I was having this conversation with, I can't remember, but might have been you, about how we're inundated with just so many things that we're like constantly waiting for the next best thing. And I think like that's dating culture now because of it. Like we're just, we know things are so accessible. Like we have apps to like bring things right to our doorstep. and I definitely don't want that in my love life and I also like have to remind myself that I have a life very full of love like it may not be that romantic love but I have like beautiful friends who like I know love me unconditionally I have a snorting little pig that's walking

around here if you're watching the YouTube um I have family like I love what like I wake up and I get to like do what I love as well so but you're I mean your feelings are still valid for spiraling for being 100% it won't be last time yeah no you'll get that text again don't worry I always spiral over things where literally in an hour I'm over it and then I'm like yeah is that because I've done a lot of healing work and a lot of therapy or is that because what I'm spiraling about is so stupid I literally am like the most in my head person in the world like I'm trying to remember like I love a crush but I hate a crush I yeah because because you get like you go so high and like it's so exciting and it's so fun but then you can go so low so good

Well, because if there's, like, one thing that throws it off, you're like, this is stupid. Was this all in my head? They don't even like me. Literally. And you just, what is the dating scene like for you right now? Like, what, like, when you have a crush, is it because, like, you've gone on a date and you, or is it just, like, what is, what is dating look like for you right now? Well, I'm not dating. So there's that.

But, like, you don't go on dates? I haven't since probably, like, September because I was so busy the last, like, Q4 of 2024 and then the world started burning. Yeah. But, I mean, I prefer to date people I meet through people, which is really hard when you're gay because then everybody is each other's exes and then they're friends and you don't want to date that person. Yes. Which I think is also a part of my spiral because then I'm like, how am I going to meet somebody? Yeah. I mean, it's tough.

L.A. is really tough because I am in a really great group of friends. I love them all and I don't really want to cross that line there because, like, we're all friends and it just becomes so complex. and then I have friends, other places. I mean, here's my like ideal. I would love a long distance partner. I know that's a hot take. I'm with you. I am very dependent.

I love my work. Like I like my alone time. I love to travel. I can work remote. I mean, as long as there's an end goal eventually. But like, yeah, I'm down for a long distance. I'm also down for a long distance relationship because I've, I just feel like it's on the same way as you.

I love my work, I travel, I love my alone time. I know this will wear off, but like I love missing someone and then being like able to do like cute, sweet little things from afar. You're very thoughtful. But I'm not. Yes, you are. I am. I am thoughtful, but I'm not as, I'm not very romantic.

I guess that's what it is. I'm thoughtful. I'm not romantic. Okay. Yeah. Which I think is fine. Yeah. But I feel like you're super romantic and thoughtful.

Like what would an ideal if you, do you have a crush right now? Correct. Okay. What would your ideal date be with, if you could take her out? I love an experienced date. Like, this is just me. I, the worst date to me is sitting across at dinner. Oh, I agree. They hate it. Like, first off, we have misophonia. So right there. Yes, we do. You lost us. You, like, start here in the tree. You're like, and, um, I got to go. I love, like, I would love a hockey game because you can still talk. Like, I think that's a great first date. Like, a concert, you can't really talk. A movie you can't really talk. But, like, or, like, going to play mini golf or, like, doing something. active like that like going and getting beer and playing darts like I love or pool

something like that's like my ideal first type of day why do I love darts it kind of is canadian yeah okay I make sense have you ever done dry dry January yes oh I'm not doing it right now my January is very wet yeah it's not the way I want really but you're like it's a Sahara desert down there but up here yeah yeah yeah I could, I just like, I'm in such a predicament right now with the drinking industry because I enjoy a gin martini. I enjoy a glass of wine so much. It makes food taste better to me.

I enjoy the camaraderie of it with friends. I just like there's something. I don't care if people are sober. I don't care if they're not drinking. Just me personally enjoy a beverage or two. And now there's all this data coming out. about how it's causing cancer and it's going to kill you and then my algorithm just feeds me like it'll make you live longer and I'm like thank you there's always been like conflicting buzzfeed articles

about this stuff honestly it goes back to the founding fathers day oh you've really studied this okay let's there is like let's hear the CNN get your news for me back in the day the founding fathers they found a bill from their like day together of how much alcohol they drank it was like astronomical like just the amount of booze they drank was crazy but they've went through phases where after they like tried to ban drinking i guess prohibition yeah yeah yeah and then it came back and it has always been this but here's the problem with um social media this happens with botox too people see that it goes viral for what they're talking about so they'll make outrageous statements about it because it gets people talking

and there's studies done on both the benefits of wine or having to drink and the opposite of it. But I'm like, I feel now like a big asshole drinking a martini being like, looking around and being like, okay, first off, I don't think anyone needs to feel wrong for however they're, well, I feel like obviously, yes, people can have unhealthy relationships with alcohol. Yes. But I feel like if somebody wants to be sober, somebody wants to be sober, somebody wants to have a glass of wine. like I don't think they need to apologize for it. Like I think I love a glass of red wine. Like I genuinely love the taste of it.

I'm not drinking that to like get drunk. Yeah. It's the same way like if someone asked me if I want a vodka shot. I'm saying hell no. I don't enjoy that. So I think it's what's right for every single individual. Again, I think we're inundated with so much because of the internet. And it's like how do you decipher it?

How do you know it's a trustworthy source? How do you know what it's studied on? who it studied on, how long it studied on, was it studied on men? Was it studied on women? Was it like, you don't know all the other factors of these things usually, or I mean, I don't. It cycles where it's like, kale was the healthiest food for a while. Then it was like, I don't know. There's all these like wellness things that were just thrown out all the time. And I think it is just as unhealthy to stress yourself out about mentally like what you're doing to your body as it is to like what you're putting in your body. I really hope I saved this one video.

video. I did. Yes, okay, listen to this. This is, buckle up. This is a bit of a ride, but in the world are we going to do about alcohol? Because at this point, I am utterly confused. On the one hand, you've got the World Health Organization telling us that all booze is dangerous. There is no safe amount. But now you've got also the U.S. Surgeon General putting a cancer warning label on alcohol on all of it. Right there on the bottle, right there on the can, cancer. The message, Just one drink a day and your chances of cancer go up. Okay, what's the research say? Well, we just got a dignified new report this very month

from the U.S. National Academies of Science Engineering and Medicine. And guess what? Yes, they found a cancer risk, but they also found that drinking a moderate amount of alcohol actually lowers your risk of dying. So there's like a not dying benefit compared to not drinking at all. Huh. Huh. So what I think this means generally is that America continues to be absolutely totally confused when it comes to alcohol. And by the way, this has always been the case. The country was founded by absolute total luscious. This is a real bar tab, by the way, from the founding fathers, 55 people, George Washington, among them, one night in mid-September, 1787, a heady time. They were working on the Constitution. They had 60 bottles of claret, 54 bottles of Madeira, 22 bottles. of Porter, 12 bottles of beer

and 8 bottles of whiskey, oh, and for good measure, 7 large bowls of punch. That's just 55 people, folks. Is that real? That's real. That's a genuine bar tab from the Founding Fathers. And then that country that they founded decided at one point not too long ago

to update the Constitution they wrote and ban alcohol entirely, but then repeal it, and then put age limits on drinking, but then change the age limits and now maybe a cancer warning label? alcohol and human beings have been working together to a great benefit for at least 10,000 years, but we would have figured out at this point, is it good or is it bad, terrible, or great, or somewhere in between? I'm so confused. So confusing. So what I'm gathering is

we know nothing. It's so, there's always, I just find that we know too much about so many things now that there's always just so much information coming in that we don't know what to believe. truly I don't eat it's like food too oh food too but I think obviously January there's always such a conversation around alcohol because of dry January and I'm not like I used to be so much more when I did do dry January a black and white person like all or nothing so that's why I would kind of do it but I do think I want to this year like de-center alcohol a little bit in my life but I'm not trying to like because I do think it is very much at the forefront of a lot of things but I don't I don't know what day is it January 18th today holy shit I'm like did you have any resolutions

that you've already broken okay no so I'm not like a resolutions girl me either I again used to be now I kind of just do I like to do a vision board of things I want to accomplish for the year and then I write like more manifestations of like I will and do like a little checklist and I like to go through it quarterly and just kind of like see what I can check off it's not like I'm obsessing over it. The last resolution I ever made, I did pretty well. I went seven months without messing it up. And it was no shots. Oh, wow. That's a good one. Yeah. Shots are never a good idea. No. Literally never. No. I just, and like, I haven't done a shot this year, so I could start that resolution. I'll do that resolution with you. It's pretty good. Yeah. It is a good one. I've never

taken a shot and then the next day, I've been like really glad I had that shot. And also, I'm not having a shot because I enjoy the shot. Like, that's where with the alcohol and like, decentralized. Let's Let's do it. Okay, I'm into that. No shots. Because I do, I do think that's when I'm questioning my relationship with alcohol is when I'm like, why am I doing shots? Yeah. I'm a 39-year-old woman.

I'm not at 21 at the club anymore. Yeah, and I'm not judging. Yeah. I did a ginger shot. That's my new shot. Ginger shot? Oh, like juice? Yeah.

Oh. You were also sick. Yeah. Did it help? I mean, we don't know. I know. Again, I think it's something that we're fed to tell us. You should have seen this girl.

I went and got a facial at the Ritz and the upgrades she was trying to sell me. She was like, oh, I could use this wand on you and it does this, this, this, this. And I go, how much is it for the ad on? She was $150. I was like, what? That's worth of the facial. Insanity. It's crazy.

This is what I'm going to miss about TikTok is there's so many natural hacks that you can get from TikTok. Like I think there's so many things, especially wellness and like beauty. Yeah. And I'm the biggest consumer of it. But I think we have these quick fixes for everything, and there's, like, a tool for everything. And there's so many natural, like, easy ways that we can just do ourselves. I just feel like we complicate everything. Yeah. Because we're... We literally complicate everything. Well, it's all capitalism. Yeah, you're right.

But yeah. Don't get me started. Okay. I have a fun game for us to end this. I love a game. Okay. Um, just a little, it's not really a game. It's just more rapid fire, like, I'm getting bamboozled here. Just, cool. What celebrity would you like to kiss at midnight on New Year's? Oh, oh no. The one I just thought of, I was like, this is sad because her husband just died, so I don't feel like it's appropriate to say Aubrey Plaza.

I love her. She's like my girl crush. I love her too. Would kiss Zoe Cravitz for sure. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, good one. Yeah. Zoe Cravitz.

Yeah, that's a good one. I really like Miles Teller. Oh, I love him. Yeah. Because he's, his personality and he's hot. I know. I get that. He also reminds me of this guy that I used to have a crush on when I was 17, who was like

his hockey player, who now I don't even know what he's doing. he looks just like him and it like takes me back okay last thing you googled oh i know i'm scared i'm looking at mine too friday evening how long are dogs pregnant that was what i googled first of you didn't have a female dog i know i just was i was talking to a girl that was beside me at dinner and she didn't her friend didn't know that her their dogs were having sex and then they got pregnant and then i was like wait how long are dog's pregnant 58 to 68 days all of mine are so boring. I have nothing good to give you. My last one, like, truly was 951 area code because I got a text saying high from a no number. They still didn't answer me. I'm really curious who that was.

Then it was 1.2 centimeters to millimeters for nail measurements. Yeah. Mine's literally Caitlin Bristow, wiki feet, and how long are dogs pregnant? Mine's a ton of open table reserve. I'm trying to find you like the funniest one that I've got, oh, is metrosexual offensive. Is it? And then I got... Is it? This is good. What is it? Tammy flu diarrhea question mark. That's a good one. A prescription I got and I was worried I was going to get it if I was going out. Why, it's not like you're going to be butt sex?

No, but I was just worried if I was going out for the night if I was going to be running to a bathroom. You know how gay guys have to worry about what they eat and like not get diarrhea? Yeah. How do you know what I was doing in New York? No, Caitlin's like you're so single. No. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Hey, who knows if you redownloaded him. sure what happened there wait is is metrosexual offensive we came across no okay but I think it could be I don't know I think it's how it's used but now that's fair yeah that's fair um what's the song you have on repeat right now oh actually why is this hard for me to answer I have a lot I mean that's so true is always stuck in my head by grace I would that's what I was gonna guess for you love love yeah but mine is dogy okay yes you also got me on that I did ask add it to my playlist. I also have, you know what, I'm going to give my friend a shout out because I'm obsessed with her new song. It's called Street Signs, and it's by Isla Murie.

And it's, she showed me this. She just released it and I have been listening to it on repeat, but she showed me it like over a year ago and I've been obsessed with it. So, yeah, that's a good one. I feel like you'd love it. It's very much our vibe. I will download it. Most embarrassing thing that you've ever posted online. Oh my God, there's, mine is for sure my nip by accident, full now. I've done that kind of intentionally. Um, not full nip, some areola yeah oh my god what is the most embarrassing maybe a screenshot but i like can't think off the top of my head what it would have been i'm pretty like anxious and check if i think of one i'll let you know for sure you're dialed in i've posted some pretty

embarrassing things well i have a company like i have a company too but yeah but my brand is like also being unhinged like people would be like oh there's her nip what's the weirdest dm you've ever received ooh um people trying to flirt and very badly men or women or both both i mean i respect it listen i respect it and like i don't get it often but just being like come meet me here like let's go to this and i'm like you really think i'm just gonna i like you've never said anything else like yeah okay see you there i'm like okay yeah i don't know i'm trying to think i got a weird DM um after i went on the hawk tua pod a lot of young boys coming out of the woodworks like 20

two-year-old boys being like, hey, you can hock to them. And I'm like, oh, not the hawk to-o. I got so many of those after. And another guy said to me, because I, this is so embarrassing. So on the Hawk-Tua podcast, she was like, what's a move that you do in bed that drives a guy nuts? And I was like, oh, the corkscrew, which is like a handjob, just a good old fashion hand job where you like knew that or something.

I used to do that back in the day. I'll still whip it out once in Blue Moon. And then all these like young boys are messaging me being like, can you give me a corkscrew? And I was like, oh my God. And then the worst part of it all was Brody, my 13 year old nephew. He was like, all my friends know who you are now because of the Hawk to a podcast. And I was like, no, I wanted to crawl in a hole and die. Yeah, there's some things, honestly for me, it's probably not what I've posted online.

It's if my dad has seen it or not. And I never want to know. My dad has seen too. Poor dad. he is yeah I and he like gets he's he messaged me one time he's like on the Facebook they're talking about your sexuality and I was like oh my god dad don't it's always the Facebook the Facebook oh my gosh um okay dream actually no biggest ick and a girl oh because we have it for men all day long what's your biggest oh my god um oh this is a tough

one. Ooh, yes. Because if I really like someone, it's really hard to get the ick, I think I get very icked out by people who aren't considerate in general. Yeah. But I also think if you do come off, like, because this is something very easily for girls, like to come off way too strong right out of the gate. Yeah.

Like that to me or bad breath. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's always an ick. Yeah. I've had a couple of those. What's something people would be surprised to learn about you? I used Irish dance. You whipped it out at the bar the other night.

did I yes oh I did I brought it I was thinking here I was like no in in Nashville we went to a honky tonk I did I did

and you whipped out the Irish dancing why were you it was something we were at friends in low places I forget why but I started like doing the bagpipes with my nose I think because I told Kristen and she didn't know yeah

and you're like sit back hold my beer and you start Irish dancing I don't know how it came up I don't either, but I'm really glad it did. Oh, I remember. It was something, I think you said you were gay and she was like, you dance. And you're like, no, I said of gay.

And then you're like, but I do dance. And then you start Irish dance. That's what it was. Two plot twisted in one. Oh, my God. That's funny. Okay. What is one fashion trend that you regret trying?

I don't regret really trying anything. There's definitely once I won't do again, like dresses over jeans, not going to be for me. You tried that? When I was like 14. Oh. Oh, I thought you were saying recently. No, no. We learned.

Okay, recently. I'm trying to. I mean, okay, the headband is really back right now, like the flat one. Oh, that I know what you're talking about. Yes. Yeah, like the full circle, like stretchy headband. Yeah. And I put one on the other day and I was like, this, I just don't think this is for me.

No, it looks so bad on me. Like I look ridiculous, but I envy girls. You can pull it off because it is a moment. I'm like, how do you look good in that headband? I look like a little, like 12 year old boy. Yeah. I just don't have the right forehead for it is, I think, the thing. Okay, last question.

What is one app that you cannot live without? Oh, my notes app or my calendar because I would get nothing done. Oh, my gosh. My notes app is chaotic. Okay, should we read just the first line of like our last four? Oh, no. Because I always see memes of notes apps where it's like they're just the most inhinged. So first one is HCCJQ.

Oh, don't know why. The second one is compliments. Leandra has given me. Aw. If you want to know the compliment, you're so sweet like a cotton swab. What? That doesn't even make sense. Rigger Hill Market, hot chocolate.

Okay. Nikki, IKEA table tray. My person will. That's my manifestation for my next partner. Oh, that's not a song. The number 11. That's, mine are all song ideas in the last, because I write song ideas all the time. I'll read a few.

Okay. They only love you because they hate me. Low-hanging fruit. Apparently, I put in, go play in your little sandbox. I kind of love that. You do? I kind of want to hear that song. Okay.

I'm probably going to write this one, but you lost the plot. I've been thinking about this one for a long time. A familiar sadness. That would be a dark one. That one sounds like bathroom floor. Yeah. Fool me twice, not once. Shame on who.

That could be hilarious. That's good. Then it turns into like, it says leather trench. I think that was a packing list. This is why I love a notes out because you just go through it. Like, yeah. And then my favorite is going and looking at like two years ago. Like let's just see. Let's. Oh, gosh. And stop. Seven things I learned in September. Wonder what that was. Whoa. Look what I wrote in 2023. You value your doubt more than your potential. Oh, oh, I got to find some. I got cold. Oh, that is deep. Yeah. There's some deep things. There's also got. to be some raging notes in here. Oh, I have some really raging mean ones in here.

This was November 13, 2024. So at 141 a.m. So you know I was drunk. Oh, no. What is it? I always thought with age you'd feel older, but you don't. Or at least I don't. I simultaneously feel 18 and 23 and 8 and 34 and 82, which I haven't even experienced. That's kind of cute. I looked at 28-year-olds when I was 15 and thought they knew everything. Now I'm 34 and look at 21-year-olds. and realize they have the world ahead of them you couldn't tell me shit at 21 i'm six years shy of 40 and feel closer to 20 we're told wrinkles in time define our worth but i still feel the young ache for life i fear a lot of us lose or surrender i hope i never feel my age i hope i stay as free as a what the what was i going through i hope i stay as free as a six-year-old chasing an ice cream

truck i hope i stay as imaginative as a nine-year-old playing dress up in his hers their grandma's closet I hope I feel as careless as a 20 year old at college I hope I am as wise from life as the 85 year old I jokingly claim as a personality trait life is fluid and we move with it but three nine 12 15 18 22 I really went on the list of numbers that I'm not going to say them all me is going to live it experience it soak it up and be grateful for the ride the roller coaster of simultaneously feeling four and 78 all at once damn damn use a depot that is what? I kind of like it though I mean could be worse I would like to know what you were on I would have some of that oh I have a would you rather list in here from 2017

oh let's go would you rather give up ranch or wine for the rest of your life ranch me too get a guest spot on Game of Thrones or get abducted by aliens as long as I come back from the abduction normal that I'm dead over the next one give Juan Pablo a blowjob or have sweaty Josh Murray go down on you.

Who's Josh Murray? That's who Andy Dorman faked on her season of Bachelorette. I feel like I'd rather have him go down on me because then I don't have to do the work. Have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers. Ears. Yeah, vaginas for ears. Because then you can cover it. Okay, last one.

Get a tattoo of my face on your butt or shave your head and not be able to wear wigs. 100% get a tattoo of your face on my butt. Oh my gosh. 100%. Oh, I love it. Oh, God, I could just shoot the shit. The rest of the day. This is fun.

What, you have to fly out. I do. Okay, bang, serini. Well, thank you guys so much for coming on the pod. Tell people where they can find your quickies and your Instagram to go to your highlights to watch how they can give back. Okay, my Instagram is Bailey, B-A-I-L-L-Y-J-S-T. because Bailey was taken. And then quickies, if you like press on nails.

They are the best pressons. I literally, I'm so good. She's wearing them. I'm definitely not wearing them right now. I'm definitely not wearing them. I went for a, ooh, but look how bad they look. I'm just bugging it. I have so many friends who wear pressons and gels and like go back and forth and there's no shame in any of it.

I do both. I'm just too lazy. If one of these breaks, then I'll just slap a cookie time. It's amazing. Also, just saying you really should be following cookies. is, if you like Caitlin, because you never know what 2025 is going to bring. I'm actually so excited. Oh, those are going to be slick. Okay, well, thank you for podcasting with me today.

Of course. I love you. I always want to go do-d-d-lood-l-doo. I'm Caitlin Bristow. I'll see you next Tuesday. See you're next Tuesday. Thank you.