Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Becca Kufrin and Garrett Yrigoyen

Episode Date: September 18, 2018

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Who's down with OTV? Who's that with OTV? Podcast One presents off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow. Caitlin is creating a space where girls and gents can feel empowered to be themselves. Get ready for lots of laughs. Tabby topics. On filtered advice and wine. Lots of wine.

Get ready to shake things up. Here's Caitlin. Welcome to Off the Vine. I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow, and in the studio today, Bachelorette Legends. I don't have that written down. That just came to my mind. I don't know why I said it.

That was stupid. You guys are actually, okay, not to be like a nerd, but you guys are actually one of my favorite couples that's ever come out of the show. Oh, thanks. I'm not kidding. I'm not just saying that, and I don't say that to other couples that come on the show, but you really are.

I just feel like you're both. You both seem very down-earth, normal people. Sean said the same thing. He's like, they just both seem like really normal. No offense to any other. I don't even know if anyone listens to the podcast that's been on the show. And I don't mean to offend them. But like you two just seem very chill, normal, like, I don't know.

People said that to us all the time too. Yeah. But I think people like who watch the show think you're like these characters. Right. And then they're like so mind-blown when you're just real people. Yeah. Yeah. It's like we go grocery.

having at Costco, people are like, wait, what? You go to Costco? I'm like, hell yeah, I'm not going to change. I know. It's so weird that people think, because, I mean, the show's so different from, like, it's not like you grew up acting. You've been, like, waiting to go on a TV show. Like, it happens all so fast you don't understand it. And then you just get chewed up and spat out. And all of a sudden, you're supposed to navigate this world of, like, people knowing who you are. And they don't do.

The show does not do, like, anything for you after. They're like, bye. Yeah. Like, they just throw you out there. They're like, you're going to have so many opportunities, have fun. And Garrett and I are like, What do we do? How do we handle any of this? Hey, wait. Did I even say I have Becca and Garrett in the studio?

No, you just said legends. I just, well, I just assume people knew. Do you guys have like a couple? People are like, oh, it's Sean Lowe and Catherine. Yeah, exactly. Do you guys have like a couple nicknamed like Becarratt? No. We just have nicknames for one another. People on Instagram, oh my God, I cannot even refer to the Instagram.

You're in the South. People call us Beckett. Oh, that's cute. Beckett. It's kind of fun. I like that. And I just found that out a couple days ago. I was like, oh, I like that.

Okay. I call him Vinny. Vinny or Vincent. And I call her Veronica. And it works because out in public, you know, if somebody hears Becca or Rebecca, they kind of like turn a cheek and look. But when I say Veronica, they don't think twice. No one cares.

I was actually, Sean and I were at the airport the other day and we were running late for our flight and they just go on the intercom. There's like six bachelor at parties. And they're like, Sean Booth and Caitlin Bristow. And I was like, oh, God. And you just see all the heads. It's like the scene in Mean Girls just like went up, yeah. Where everyone's like jumping in the, in the fountain?

Yeah, that's exactly what I felt like. But that's funny. Why those nicknames? Is that what the like alias names were on the show? Yeah. Yeah, so Veronica for hers is her alter ego. Oh. And that's been my nickname for a while.

Like my friends, when I drink too much, they're like, oh, Veronica's coming out again. Oh, see, I'm Katrina, Hurricane Katrina. Oh, that's good. Yeah. I like that. But Shonda's not call me that. But my phone's on. Veronica.

Oh, so it's been a thing for you for a long time. Was it your like bachelor or Betty like nickname? No. So we were Winnie and Kevin from the Wonder Years. Oh, that's cute. Wait, Winnie would have stuck for me. I like Winnie. I like Winnie too.

But yeah, he just started calling me Veronica. I'm like, okay, well, you're Vinnie because that's his middle name that I just figured out recently. No. We were talking about this right before we started recording and I was like, I need to talk about this on the podcast. Because this is such a topic that Sean used to get so sensitive about when And I, when we first, like, came off the show. Right. We knew that we were going to go on, like, Kimmel and that he'd probably play, like, the Newlywood games.

And, you know, everyone does that. I'm totally going to as well. But everybody, like, does those games. And so we were like, well, that's a cool way to get to know each other since we don't know each other. So over Skype, we would Google, like, newlywood questions. And there was one question I knew, like, something, like, so crazy that, like, I was like, wow, I'm so glad I know that. He goes, yeah, do you even know my middle name? And I was like, oh, God.

You're like, crickets. Crickets. And he was like, and then he panicked. He was like, what are we doing? Like, you don't even know my middle name and we're engaged. And like, we both like kind of panicked. And then I was like, Christopher. And he's like, yes. I'm like, oh. You're like, I can know it. I was just making, keeping you on your toe, sir. I was like, man, I should have just said it. But yeah, that's funny. You just found out his, his middle name. Well, okay, I don't ever know. It was when we were in, we had just gotten engaged. And we were in the Maldives. And I was like, okay, so your middle name is Michael and your birthday is like July 17th. And he looked at me and he's like,

Huh, no. He's like, my middle name is Vincent and my birthday's in February, and I'm like, oh, well, good to figure that out there's just so much info you have to retain. She just went down the line and was like, I know, I know, it's not July, it's January, it's something with a J. I was like, close. Close her. Not so much.

That's so funny. After you got engaged and you just go in the limo and all of a sudden the cameras are gone and you just get to the house, were you like, what the hell? Well, that first day We were exhausted Because we had started early We had to actually go back And film later on that night

And so we got engaged in the morning He took me into the ocean Got my dress all wet And they're like Oh, by the way You have to put this back on later So like six hours later We had to go catch the sunset

But yeah That time was weird Because we were so far away So some of the team still stayed with us So we were like busy The entire four days that we were there We were snorkeling They actually let us sneak out

and go to a restaurant, which is unheard of. We got to go biking. Well, because it's so secluded. Like, barely anyone's really on the island. So we were able to go do whatever we wanted. And they didn't have any, like, little spies there or anything. Well, except for the person that took pictures of that engagement and then leaked them to TV. Mine is that one.

See, that's what I'm saying. I'm so shocked they let you do that. I am too. Crazy. Yeah. And you got to, like, I mean, I guess it depends on the place here. And we were in, we got engaged at the mansion. Right.

So when we, like, went to the house that we were saying. after we could not leave at all they didn't want us in the backyard of this house because people could like see in well that was like our last happy couple right before the finale they had to board up the windows with like garbage bags and then we couldn't even go outside so we just the weirdest thing it was so strange so we're sitting there for four days like so excited for this announcement and we can't even leave and we were going so stir crazy that we finally like the last day I was like eff it we're just going to go to the roof and so we laid on the roof for a while Yeah. Sean Googled from one of our happy couple homes nearest wig shop.

And so we went and got wigs and we ended up going out. And like, we got people to take pictures of us. Like we were tourists. And we just had big sunglasses on in wigs and hats. And I had to like wear a long sleep because people always recognize my tattoos. And so at the end of the night we're like, holy crap, I cannot believe nobody noticed. And like didn't say anything. We're like right in the middle of like Beverly Hills.

and then we get back to the house and I check my Twitter and one girl says you look really good in a blonde wig and I was like delete that but no pictures came out

like no one knew and it was so fun but you do go crazy in those houses and like when you have that first moment you still get kind of scared you're like so when we finally got

announced in public after the finale I said his name in the airport and at first I was like shoot my god should I say that like hi but it's a weird thing right away

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So, yeah, they would stock it for a small army. Yeah, it's like two bottles of wine. We're like, we need to double that immediately. Two bottles of wine for four days. You were like, uh, that's going to last us one night. What? They gave us like a case. Yeah.

They learned, I think, real quick. Right away, they stocked us up after that. Oh, that's so crazy. Yeah, when I've told the story so many times on the podcast, but when we got engaged, we got in the limo, we got to the house, and then we had these three days together where actually we didn't have like anyone there. We actually just got, like, the three days.

Right. And when I was leaving, I had to go to do this photo shoot. And Sean was like, wait, what's your phone number? And I was like, oh, my, you're like, I can't. Exactly. He luckily wrote me a little postcard with his number and everything. We have them memorized now. Oh, you do?

Yeah, because I said, what if I lose my phone? Right. You know, and I got to call you. Oh, that's really cute. That's like how you teach your kids, like to their address and your phone. Yeah. Aw. I was going to say, say it.

Can you give me to us a point. No, everybody will have it. You know, that'd be great. I just, I just thought, wait, there is a thing out there. I can't remember what it is called, but you can, like, search, we need to make sure you guys are not on it. You can, like, search somebody's name and find out, like, their family's address, their address, their phone number. Well, have you ever had random people text? You, like, we had, in a group text, some lady from Tennessee texted us and sent us this whole long thing.

And I was like, A, how did you get both of our numbers? How do you, like, it was strange. Yeah. I never had that. Yeah. So, wait, I would have lost my mind. Somebody did it. We also switched our numbers, though, after.

See, that's smart. Yeah. And I want to, but I've had mine since I was 15. You know, I'm like stuck to it. I don't want to change it. Oh, my gosh. I've had like eight different numbers. See, I feel like, you know, it's like the sex in the city scene where Carrie throws her phone in

in Mexico when she gets a new area code. She's like, but I've always been this area code. And now I'm a new one. And I'm like, I don't want to change my number. I get that. But I've also never seen sex in the city. Oh. You can believe that.

Yeah, you know, I've maybe seen an episode. I also just realized I have like, I have like eight scrunchies on my, this, these are for you. I never got my package. You didn't? No. So I'm glad to. I kind of want to put one on right now. I would, there, I'm like, honestly that I could not have picked a better like career path for myself.

Like drinking wine on a podcast and selling scrunchies. I'm like, dreams really do come true. Yeah. Live in your best life. I really am. Courtney out there is going to be so jealous that I have these scrunchies. Oh, well, you might. share. I'll share with her. Or I'll just send you a package of scratches. I'm so shocked you didn't

get yours. And I don't, I looked back. I was like, because sometimes I will accidentally type in the wrong apartment number. And I was like, that's the right one. So, but I didn't want to be that annoying person to be like, I didn't get them. Oh, my gosh. Look how toned your arms are. Oh, thanks. We started working out together with the trainer and I feel like a grandma, I cannot walk. We can't move. Oh, that's what I was going to say. If you guys want to do a little train session with Sean Booth. Let's do it. I would be in totally. Yeah. We can do it. We might not make it through. I honestly almost threw up the last time I worked out with him. I had to stop and bend over because I was like, I'm actually going to throw up, which I would too.

Today he, I don't know. Okay, this, let's get into confessions. Because I have to talk about this. The fact that I'm like sweating right now, I'm so hungover. And I do not get. hungover. You don't? Never. What is your secret? I don't even like water. Like, I don't drink water. Oh my gosh. I don't know. I'm like a freak of nature. I don't get hung over. And Sean's always like, as if you're not hung over. And so this morning I woke up and I was like, oh, no. I'm like, I am not okay. And he was like, you are human. Like, I never get hung over. So I guess I need whatever you have because, oh, I get them all the time. I think it's like, I don't know if it's genetics or something.

It's just a miracle. Like I don't understand it. But this. This is part of my confession, because I don't know what came over Sean last night, but he's, like, not really a drinker. He will just maybe have, like, a light beer here and there, and I'm obviously a drinker. And I always, like, want him to, like, go out and, like, have drinks with me and go do stuff. And last night, Sean's dream came true, and 13-year-old Sean freaked out. I've never seen him fan girl. He met Kelly Kapowski. Oh, really?

I was just talking about her with someone. Oh, really? I don't remember who. She's in Nashville right now. Really? Yeah. Actually, she left today, I think. But yeah, so she, like...

From Say By the Bell. Garrett's like, who is that? Oh, what? You didn't have a Kelly Kapowski crush? No, I know who she is. Or we a Tipanga guy. No, I just didn't know the last name. Oh, well, her name is Tiffany Amber Thiessen.

Mm-hmm. But her character on Say By the Bell. I know Kelly from Say By the Bell. Yeah. Okay. Kelly. And so I knew I was going to this party that she was going to be at. And I was like, I have a scrunchy named after her.

And she was like a big inspo for me for my like scrunchy. scrunchy line. So I was like, I'm going to just, like, throw the Kelly Kepowski scrunchy in my purse and go. And I got so nervous. Did Sean give it to her? No. I wish he would have. But he, honestly, we met her and she looks so good. And so we met her. And then after Sean was like, I was like, top two people I've ever met my life moment. And I'm like, what? And he was like, wait, who's his first? I didn't ask. Oh, I'm going to go with me. Yeah. Duh. No, I don't know. I do want to figure that out. Actually, I, I, I, I, I'm trying to think, like, we were actually trying to think, like, who's the coolest person we've met out of this whole experience?

I still don't know. Who's your guises? Oh, my God. I would say, well, either Michael Strayhan, because I'm in love with him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a good one. He's my crush. I also met Whoopi Goldberg, and I love Sister Act 2.

Like, favorite movie in the entire world, not the first one. The first one's okay. The second one, though, is like, like, any day of the week, I can watch Sister Act 2. That's so funny. That's me with Grease 2. Nobody likes Grease 2. I love it. I don't even know.

Jimmy Kimmel was cool. And he loves the fly fish. Yes. He told me that. And then Michael Shrayan was awesome. I know quite a bit about him because my roommate, that's like his hugest fame. Really? Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. That's so cute. So when I was sitting with Garrett and Michael, I was like, oh, my God. This is my dream coming. Heaven sandwich right here. I was like somebody better be getting photos of this. Yeah. Don't worry.

I think it was on TV. Yeah. You can probably go back and watch it. I'm surprised I haven't even posted any of the photos from that. That was like I was living my best life. When was that? Good Morning America? Was that when you guys guys got.

I've been trying to think like who's the coolest person I've like Jimmy Kimmel was a good one for me because I like love him and I just can't think I'm like I've met so many people now just from like this weird world but like Amy Schumer was up there for me I got to do like stand up comedy with her on one of my dates and that was like a cool one but yeah he was just beside himself that he met Kelly Capowski like he couldn't really like I've never seen him like that so then after we like go for dinner with them and I make him like sit across from her and he's just beside himself that he met Kelly Capowski like he couldn't really like I've never seen him like go for dinner with them and I make him like sit across from her and he. He was, like, nervous. Was he, like, kind of quiet? Yes. Yeah. And he was, like, tapping his feet and, like, looking around. And I was just like, I've never seen me like this before. And then he started drinking.

And I'm like, oh, my gosh. And so then at the end, she's leaving. And I'm like, should we get a picture? I'm like, I don't want, like, I've never been that person. Like, and so we did. And Sean was, like, looking at me, like, give her the scrunchy. And I was like, I can't do it. And I couldn't bring myself.

I was like, too nervous. I couldn't bring myself to give her a scrunchy. Well, Kelly Kapowski, you have a scrunchy with your name on it. Literally. It was named right after her. But part of the reason was because she was like, yeah, I still carry scrunchies. Because I told her about my scrunchy line. She's like, I still carry scrunchy.

She goes, I'm just so obsessed with the small little tiny scrunchies. And the one I had for her was like a huge. The big one. And I was like, uh, that was like bad timing for me. You're like, hey, here's this one. And there's this one named after. It's huge. But yeah, so that, so Sean and I just went for it last night.

I mean, we had so many. drinks then we went out dancing we never do that oh my god i wish we were there it was like a dream for me like i love dancing we went dancing to live music and then all of a sudden we go to the honky tonk central at 3 a.m we didn't even realize it was 3 am and it's closed and we're like what time is it and we went out till 3 in the morning the older night is it closed at 2 here i think 3 i think so we have a long done ahead of us yeah are you going honkyton i'm fired up i want to go honky talking down. Hey, all fired up. I'm going for dinner with Carly. Come with us later.

Let's go. Okay. All of his friends are in town for the game tomorrow. All of my friends are in town, so we just want to get everyone together. What game is tomorrow? Vanderbilt versus Nevada. I'm so Canadian. I'm like football. Go football. Yeah, I like sports. I like Gareth's like never say that.

Are you a big sports guy? I do. That was like you said, who else have you met or whatever? I met Johnny Damon and Lake Tahoe. I have no idea. I don't either. I played for the Red Sox and he's a Legend. Oh, really? Yeah, one of the greatest baseball players ever. Oh, well, I'm really happy for you. Thank you. It was awesome. That's cool. You know, you say fan girl or whatever. I ran over to him and he was there and I got a little picture with him and he had no idea who I was. You're a fan girl. That's awesome. I did. I was so

excited. Well, yeah. They say to never meet your heroes was that, did he live up to your expectations? Absolutely. Oh, nice. Yeah, he's a great guy. Oh, well, that's really nice. What if you were like, he's just mediocre? No, he wasn't mediocre. He was awesome. He was at a golf tournament or something. and he ran down, jumped in a boat and was taking pictures with people when I was on the beach. Oh, that's so nice. Yeah. That's really nice. Sometimes I have to, like, think of people like that because sometimes, I don't know if you guys get like this. I think I'm just not used to it.

Like, maybe people like athletes or actors are kind of used to people asking for photos, but I get so uncomfortable. I do too. Like, I freeze up and I'm like, mm. Yeah, I'm like, well, and it's so funny because I still feel like my normal self from small time into soda. And so when people are like, can we have a photo with you? I was like, why would you ever want that? Yeah. I should pay you not to take a photo with you.

me like you don't want that it's it's strange it's such a weird world i get i still i mean it's been three years since i've been on the show and i'm still like like i get like just get awkward and i'm not a quiet shy person but i like just like all of a sudden like get soups awkward yeah you're like if they're like hey can we take a photo you're like sure i'm like okay yeah she has this awkward pause where it's hey do you mind taking a picture with us and she it's silent yeah i do that she goes sure sure because you're like why yeah well yeah exactly and like I would never say no and people are so sweet but I'm again I'm like you don't want a photo of me

what are you going to do with that you don't want it and I always look like absolute garbage when I travel like and then I'm like when am I going to learn like maybe slap on some lipstick yeah and when I travel I'm just like I mean I just look like a pile of poop yeah I'm like hat sunglasses yoga leggings like oversized sweatshirt yeah or it's always like when we're leaving the gym, like, drenched and sweat. I'm like, oh, you really want. Like, don't touch me. That's the worst.

Oh, the gym is the worst. The gym, when you're all sweaty and like, I've had someone ask me for a picture on the treadmill, and I'm like, oh, same. Yeah. Or in the bathrooms. That's the weird part. I'm like, I just really have to be right now, but can we do this after? That's the weird.

I'm like, let's just remove ourselves from the toilet area. I actually had one girl. This is so sick and terrible, and I almost fought her, but she took a photo or a video. I'm not sure through the crack of a bathroom stall when I was in there. No way. That's not okay. No, it's not okay. I almost fought her.

You should have kicked the stall door in and just knocked the phone out of her hands. I should have. I thought about it. I was so fired up. Oh, I would have been, yeah. I know you guys have heard me talk about this before. Let's talk about it again. A bra that fits perfectly.

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and then they're like hey we're at this restaurant grabbing steak and wine and all this so I go drive my truck over a stick shift Toyota Tacoma yeah drive it over to the hotel they're at yeah the steak place and my grandma hadn't finished her steak her wine they had appetizers on the table and all these different like trio of desserts yeah so I finished her her steak, all the vegetables, some of the appetizers, and then wine, and then a trio of desserts, and I'm just eating it. Yeah. So, plus I had the pizza and beer.

Yeah. And so we say goodbye and I'm walking out into the parking lot. Oh, no. All that just hits me in the gut. That's a lot. And I'm like, oh, man, I'm about to shit myself. Oh, no. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I figured, am I going to. Wait, can we swear on this? Yes. Oh. Yeah.

And I figured, you know, am I going to run back into the hotel or should I make it to my truck and drive home. And I figured if I went back to the hotel, you know, I wasn't even going to make it to the bathroom. So I figured, let me chance it. I'll get in my truck. Well, mind you, it's a stick shift. So I get in my truck and I'm driving thinking I'm going to make it home. Well, every time I had to put the clutch in to shift gears, it like, spread my butt sheets. Yeah. I'm pinching like super tight to squeeze the hold it in. And I'm at a stoplight. It's just like a little release. Yeah, it's like a little release. And I'm shaking fat. My legs are going back and forth, sweating, and I'm trying to, like, keep it in a low gear, but not put the clutch in, you know, so I'm honking at people that aren't moving on a green.

Oh, yeah, I'm firing it up. And so finally I get out front of the house, and I'm squeezing hard, hard, hard. And I park my truck. Well, you can't really, like, jump down two feet unless you swing your feet out together. So I just was in a hurry. I know. I wish people could see this. Yeah, no, I'm acting it out.

Oh, yeah. And I put my left leg out, like, of the door to hit the ground when my right leg was still in the truck, where I got major separation. I just had a total blowout. Oh, wow. Yeah, and I'm not talking about a tire. I'm talking to back door. Yeah, so then I had to pull my jeans tight around, you know, around my butt. And I ran up to the door and got the key in.

It was pretty bad. Well, at least it was pretty bad. I just went straight to the shower. Yeah, I just packed the down the drain. This is the kind of confession that people want. You just gave the people what they want. That's amazing and obviously terrible. Oh, it's terrible.

But great story. Yeah, I burned them. Did you actually? I think I did. A little bonfire out back. By yourself. Like, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, neighbor was like, what are you cooking over there? It smells shitty. I'm just kidding. Yes. That's good. I've heard this story probably three or five times. No, you haven't. Every time I die laughing.

because he always tells it a little different, like, adds in some new detail. And I'm like, like, the bonfire always really happened. Every time he switches in the gear, I'm like, oh, my God, what? You're just a good story teller. That's good. That's good. I really, like, felt that, too. Like, I wish people could see your acting out skills of fitting your pants.

Next time we'll bring a camera. That was next level. Thank you. Good for you. Thank you. Top that. Top that, Becca. She has good ones.

I cannot top that. I have some, I wouldn't say good. I have some good ones, some funny ones. I'm always like, you know, one of these days I want to write, like, a book about all these, like, crazy stories of my life. Oh, you should do like a coffee table book on, like, yeah, that's a great idea. But it's so funny because everyone's like, you're so classy, you're always so put together. I'm like, if only really new people. We are human.

Yeah, exactly. There is one, which, sorry, Mom, if you ever hear this, I apologize. She can just fast forward. There's a little button at the bottom, skip 15 seconds, just keep hitting that. Move on forward, Mom. Yep. But, okay, so I feel like everyone in their lifetime, you know, you have. always make a list of the people that you've been with in life.

And so it wasn't until this season that I was with one of my producers who I got really close with. And we had some downtown. We're laying in bed, like, making the list. And I'm like, you know, I don't know my exact number because there's one that I'm still unsure about, you know, go to weddings, you drink too much. It's just a blur, whatever. Yeah.

So there's one. And, yeah, to this day, I will never say his name. But he was my first, I can't even call it a closet hookup. because it was at a hotel, but it was, like, literally their, like, holiday decor room where all of their decorations were. So that's, like, the next day, I was like, you know, I don't know if I, like, went in there for sure with this guy. Like, did we make out? Like, I don't know. And then the next morning, I'm like, oh, yeah, we did because I made my best friend come in there with me and we found my handbag under, under, like, a Santa Claus, like, garland wreath.

I was like, keeping it a classy right now. How old were you? Oh, I was at... It was just before the show. Oh. Just a couple weeks before the show. I was 26, I think. I think I have my craziest stories at 25, 26.

Like mid-20s, yeah. Like, I stayed in New York for a while for work. And, you know, I mean, it's New York. You just, you live your life. You live your New York life and you don't tell. It's like Vegas. Like, what happens in New York stays on Instagram. Yeah.

We tell each other our stories, though. We know. We're very open. Really? Oh, yeah. It's better than, you know, coming and having a conversation. with your friends, and you're like, I didn't know about that. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah. It's like, I've heard this before. Get over yourself. And I think, you're not that cool. Through the show, through the show, you like, you're forced to have, like, these certain conversations about, like, marriage and blah, blah, blah. And you don't really, like, get the time. It's, like, all on camera and it's all for the TV show.

And so you actually get really excited to, like, get down to, like, who each other, like, who you really are. Exactly. After, so that you really find out a lot about each of. and you probably talk more about stories than any other couple because you're like you like crave that kind of realness well and it's like you're forced to open up in the weirdest of ways and talk about things that you never in your normal daily life would yeah you talk about it but not to the extent that you talk about it so like when we finally were just alone why are you giving me that face no I was just

thinking because it was funny the time it was like oh I did this and then it's like well I did this and you say oh really well I did this and then you're like tried to one of up each other. Yeah, one up in each other in the stories. And that's like, gosh, I just love you. And she's like, I love you too. But you just get so used to being on that level and, you know, just burying it all that like now for us, it's like, oh yeah, you know, this is part of my pastor,

this is me. And he's like, you know, I've been there too. We've all have her past. We've all done stupid things. We've all made mistakes. And so it's different, but I feel like I'm never embarrassed to tell him anything now. Well, that's really nice. When we were cleaning out when we were moving from the apartment that Sean lived into our house,

We were, like, cleaning out the closet and, like, all these condoms fell out, and I was like, oh, like, made me sick to my stomach. And he was like, yeah, at least I was being safe. I'm like, touche. That's true. Touche, you were being safe. Okay. But, yeah, no, I get what you mean. Like, it's just nice to, like, be able to share those stories and then be like, cool, but now we're engaged.

Yeah. Yeah. I appreciate that. All in the past. Yeah, all in the past. You know what? Who wants to live in the past? Not me.

No, me. I don't. Moving on up. Moving on up. That's when, wait, this is so typical me. I lose my train of thought as soon as, you saw it as soon as I walked in. Oh, I did too, don't worry. Also, do I have a booger right now?

I can't see that far because it's darker. I don't think so. I would tell you the. You would? Yeah. Okay, thanks. No, he wouldn't. Yes, I'm good.

One time I had spinach or broccoli in my teeth and we started hooking up. And then an hour later, I was like, Garrett, why didn't you tell me I had this big piece of spinach in my teeth? He's like, I'm sorry. I just, like, wanted to keep kissing you for a while. It was in the moment. And I was like, I was over. It was over it anyways. You know, we had spinach together, so I just got what was left over. Right. Yeah, you didn't care. You had a second lunch.

Yeah. I honestly didn't see it or I would have told it. Oh. Oh, you didn't see it. Yeah. Like, she has this constant piece of pepper stuck right in between her two front teeth. It's my little gap. Oh, it's a con. I have like a little gap. It looks like every time. Yeah. The other day, Sean and I were golfing, and we were talking to this guy. He was like, do you guys want to play? Like, we can play together. And I'm like, oh, I don't know. I'm like, I really like taking my time.

Like, I don't want to do that to you. And we're talking to him and he cracks a beer and we're talking. And then he walks away. And Sean's like, you had a huge booger in your nose the whole time. And I was like, why won't you just like quickly like nudge me or like reach over and grab it? Like I pick his nose all the time for him. I do for him. Yeah.

You do not. I do, Garrett. You picked it twice. Well, you guys have only been together Always for the photo ops She always grabs my zits Or she says, we need to get your unibrow It's getting out of control

Yeah, she's just taking care of you Yeah, I was just trying to fill it in That's, I want to know the best Keep your face warm I want to know the best moment that happened That we didn't see between you two Best moment? We had a lot of good ones

Funny best, worst, adult care Okay, well, I have my side And it was the one I think we're going to say the same thing Yeah, it was our first group date together and I think I had talked to her at three in the morning. You know how it goes, like in a row. A long night.

And I was one of the last people to talk to her was three in the morning. I was really tired. We were talking about chicken nuggets and our favorite colors and stuff like that. And the producers are like that. Things that matter. Yeah. Your favorite ninja turtle? Yeah.

Yeah. Donatello and all them, you know. And she's like, the producers come in and they step in. They say, that's really cute guys. But let's talk about something a little more serious. How about past relationships? So Becca says, yeah, Garrett, tell me about your past relationship. And I jumped right into my past marriage and divorce.

And she kind of had this stunned look on her face. And this is how he tells it. He's like, yeah, you know, so I was in a really long relationship before. It was about three, three and a half years. And, you know, we were actually married, got divorced two months later. And right as he said that, one of the producers is like, okay, let's save that for another time. And so I'm sitting there like, deer in headlights. You're like, no, no, it's already out there.

We can't just go back now. And so then, so he looked at me. And, like, he was so tired. Like, I could just tell he was either really drunk or really exhausted. I was like, oh, my God. And then they, like, they, like, hurt us out really quick. They're like, okay, like, wrap it up. Let's go.

We got to get back. And so we, in my mind, I'm thinking this entire time, like, we're slowly walking up this hill to go back to, like, where all the other guys are. And I'm like, oh, my God, this is the worst. This is the worst. She gave me the first impression rose. And then now it's our first time talking. And she's like. Oh, this was then?

This was, like, our very first group. This was, like, two weeks later. Right, right, right, right. No, so, like, no, this was, so like, oh, that same week. Yeah, it was our first date. And so we're walking out into my mind. He's probably like, oh, my God, much has happened. And I'm thinking, like, oh, my God, I just gave him the first impression rose.

He was married, divorce, like, what is happening? And all of a sudden, I just see the ground come up. And I tripped, my heel got caught on my dress. I tripped off of the curb. Luckily, he caught me, like, right as my face was about to hit the curb. Yeah. I felt like I yanked her arm out of the socket. Really?

Yes, I'm, ha. And then, there's immediate reaction. Yeah. So he pulls me up and I just start laughing. And so we literally stood there for probably like three minutes, dying laughing. Luckily, the camera guys were around us like, and then we started kissing. I'm like, okay, this is like the only redeeming thing of this moment right now. I totally redeem myself.

If I didn't have this like almost fall on my face and eat. Like I would have been so disappointed because I would have been like, oh my God, this is the worst conversation ever. That's so, that's like my dad tells me when I tell a bad story. he's like at the end just say you looked on the ground you found 50 bucks yeah so then at the end of the bad story I'll be like someone's like looking at me and I'll be like and then I looked on the ground and I found 50 bucks they're like no way what you buy with that money yeah all of a sudden it's a good story so that's kind of the same thing yeah we had other good moments so too but that was like by far the thing that stuck out the most where I was like yeah oh my god yeah and it's so funny now because everyone's like did you know right away it was Garrett and I was like uh-uh no that's so funny I yeah I try so hard I just try so hard to not ask like the most typical questions that I always get. Like, did you know it was Sean? I'm like, I actually did. But like, well, I remember you telling me when I met you that first day, they were like fresh out of the limo.

Like he came up and stood next to me and I was just stunned by him. Yeah, yeah, I knew. Yeah. I mean, the whole season I started thinking like, he could have a girlfriend back home. I don't know. Like I didn't, you start questioning it. But the second he walked out of the limo, I was like, well, I think that's my guy. One of my favorite things, though, was another story I was going to tell you was Thailand.

Yeah. And usually the lead asked questions. Yeah. And then you're kind of answering them and telling a story. And then they were like, hey, Garrett, why don't you, when you sit down next to her, you're going to be saying, like, how much you're into her and everything like that. So I'm telling her, but they bring this elephant down across the river. And I can tell when I'm talking to her that she has no idea even what I'm saying. And she's just looking at the elephant.

And she's like going, mm-hmm, yeah, and she'll look at me. And then the producer stepped in was like, Becca, we need more engagement out of you because you're like, you're not. I'm not even paying attention to what he's saying to you. Well, elephant is a pretty good distraction. It was classic. It was awesome. It's not like it was another dude. But did you watch the season back?

Yeah. Because I feel like, just knowing you in this short amount of time, I feel like you could watch and be like, that is what it is. That's what I did. That's how he was. Wow, that's great. She got really nervous about it because they said that it's one of the hardest times to watch it back with your significant other.

Yes. And I was like, I'm already expecting the worst to happen anyways. Right. Right, right. Yeah, it's, I mean, everybody's so different. But, like, Sean always just watched our parts. And I don't know if I could, like, even with Chris Souls when I was on his season of The Bachelor, like, I found it really hard to watch back, even though I didn't end up with him, even though I didn't feel like he was my person. I even found that hard to watch back. So it's interesting to know how different people deal with it. And that you can compartmentalize like that, that was the relationship. That was the relationship. This is ours. And now we're going to move forward. Right. That's really awesome. And like for me personally, because last season, you know, when I was on R.E.'s season, they were like, you know, just watch your parts. It's going to be weird watching back. I'm like, but I'm just such a curious person as it is. I would always question. So like I need to know everything. I need to watch everything. Because it also gives you some closure as well or some understanding of the situation. Like I do, whoa, hello. I was spilt my wine. That would have been tragic. Say the wine. I don't care about the computer. But yeah, it's like you kind of have a better understanding watching back of like what it was. was and just the like process of it all right yeah or even for me to like see how things were pieced together it's like you know you say certain things at a certain time and you don't know when

it's going to come into play exactly so i'm like i want to know what i'm saying and doing because if i look like look like a complete idiot or if i say something stupid i at least can you know for me and my own sanity like when did i actually say that when did i do that i just i had a question actually for you maybe you can't answer this and that's fine um but when colton was talking about being a virgin And did you actually, like, get up and leave and have that moment of thinking, or was that editing? You probably can't say. Yeah. I mean, like, there – well, and it's funny because, like, you know, when you film, it's like, they go on for so long.

Yeah. And there was a point, like, Colton and I both got up. We went to the bathroom. We had a snack. Right. We had our interviews, and that's what, you know, people don't always realize is you're breaking in between all the dates and the dinners. And so that was just a thing. And, like, and I would actually, like, excuse myself a decent amount throughout the dates.

Because I'd be like, do I have food in my teeth? Like, can I have a listernatured, can I have this? Can I have that? She usually smelled like peanut butter. I ate so much peanut. Really? That was a big. She would come back smelling like peanut butter.

I mean, that's not a bad smell. That was like my snack. So I would just like spoonful eat that peanut butter. That's funny. And so for that too, it's like I knew, you know, like going into it, I knew Colton had something he wanted to tell me. And I had no idea what it was. And I knew that when he finally did say, hey, you know, I'm still a virgin.

and, like, he held that so dear, and it took him, you know, however many weeks that was, like, five or six before he told me. So I'm like, he's putting a lot of time into this. And, like, I don't want to just say, oh, cool or oh, whatever. Like, I legit want to think about how does that make me feel, you know, like, can we fit? And so it wasn't just like a, for me, it wasn't just like a, you weren't like, whoa, this is a deal breaker. Let me have a minute to, like, take that in. You were just like, how do I respond? Right, yeah.

And I got so much flack for leaving. And I'm like, but for me, it was never being able to eat an apple and you'll get shit on. You can do anything. Like, the way that I blink, I got crap for. So I'm like, okay, whatever. Did you seriously? Oh, yeah.

Like, well, you know, like people will sign your DMs and anything. They'll say anything. Anything. People are like, you blink way too much. Somebody was like, you look constipated or something with how much you blink. I'm like, I can't help my eyeballs. I'm like, I'm saying. You're like, I was.

Wow. That really came across. I was, you are observant. Yeah, I guess I can. Yeah, it's just anything. The amount of people would say, like, Sean got so much for having a big nose. Like, people were just losing their minds. They said I look like Sid from Ice Age that my eyes are super far apart.

Oh, my God, I love Sid from Ice Age. I know, me too. I took it as a compliment. I was like, thank you. You should have started saying your S's like this. Oh, I love that. I want to do, speaking of when we said coffee table books, I want to do a coffee table book. I'll never say a note just more.

Of course. But of all of the funny, weird, random messages and, like, combining it with all of the people from the show. Like, their top three, like, one time Garrett got a message, and it was from, I don't even know, some random girl. And she's like, you probably smell like dirty hot dog water. And I'm like, what? And, like, in my mind, I'm like, well, damn, I love hot dogs. Oh my gosh, that's not a bad thing. My mouth watered when you said that.

Like, I was like, mm. But you probably get those random things, too, where you're like, how did you, first of all, come up with this. be like points for cleverness but you're like what like why would you what would even make you say that to someone it's it's just crazy what people come up with and what they'll actually say because i'm like i think they again like going back to the beginning of this podcast when i said people think of you as characters like i don't think they really ever think like they they probably think of you as just like this character that was on tv right you're not a real person they can say whatever they want to you and you're not going to read it or comment back because you're you're a character yeah like that's what yeah i remember like after your season because i I obviously followed you on Instagram. And now we're friends. Look at us now. Oh, my God. But you, one time, I think you probably got so much crap, like, because you're just built

so tiny. And so they kept seeing, like, eat cheeseburgers. And so I remember your Insta story where you shoved your face full of a cheeseburger. And you're like, eat a cheeseburger, Caitlin. And then you flicked off the camera. And I was like, I love this girl. Yes. Because if people only knew the amount of I ate, like, everybody tells me to eat a cheeseburger.

And I'm like, I had two today. Like this morning, I put this on my Instagram story, I went, I dropped off Sean at the gym because we were very responsible and we left his truck downtown. And so we had to take him to go get the truck. And on my way back, I'm like, hmm, Burger King. So I go through the drive-thru, Burger King. And then I panic. And when she goes, can I take your order?

I was like, I got I want McDonald's. And then I said, and I just get onion rings. I don't think I've ever ordered onion rings in my whole career of like fast. But Burger King has good ones. They were amazing. Yeah, but you can have it your way there. You can. That's what they say.

Why don't we get them more often? And have you had the zesty sauce? I've never been to Burger King for a long time. This was where, like, one of our first conversations, I was like, are you a McDonald's guy or a Burger King guy? Well, no, this was over chicken nuggets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not just in general. Well, I will say any chicken nugget is a good chicken nugget, but I grew up eating Burger King.

Yeah. I'm sorry, we're totally interrupting your cheeseburger story. Oh, no, no, no. I don't know. I will talk about this topic all day. We'll circle back. We'll circle back. But he loves McDonald's nugs. I love both. But Burger King just seems like it has more real chicken in it. What about chick-fil-a nugs? I have to add those chivalry. Oh, this is controversial. I've only had the chick-fil-a sandwiches. I'm assuming it's the same chicken. Yeah. But we've got to try it. I mean, it would be weird if it wasn't.

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And I went like this. I like, head smack. And then I was like, what am I doing? And then I was like, I really want McDonald's. And so I got the onion rings. And then I drove to McDonald's crushing onion rings and then went through the McDonald's drive-thru. And I left being like, I'm disgusting. Like, I'm disgusting.

Sometimes you need those days, especially when you are hungover. You need something to soak that booze up. It actually made me feel 10 times better. Three Advils, Burger King and McDonald's, your goal. And now you're back to the wine. You got it girl. Yeah. I've got it dialed it. This is my first hangover. But like, no, I'm just kidding. It's not my first. But that's, I was like, how do I need something to like make myself feel better because it was bad.

Yeah. Like, it was real bad. See, and I get hangovers. Like, I can drink one beer. And the next day, I'm like, I feel so sick. That's Sean. He gets so hungover. And he gets the booze blues really bad, like, super depressed. Yeah. He'll wake up. Actually, this morning, I was waiting for it. I was like, oh, man, we went to bed at four. And he was like, oh, man. And no, he was, I'm still drunk. I said, oh, man, here we go. He's going to be so depressed and, like, regret last night.

He woke up. He's like, I will take this hangover. That was a fun night we had. And I was like, oh, and I was like, wow. Because we've been apart for so long. And we, like, starting, he started a business and, like, we're on these different paths. And it's been, like, really challenging as a couple to, like, go your separate ways, but still, like, be on the same page. And, like, starting a new business, obviously, is taking all of his time.

It's like a child. And I'm a needy. oh wow that came out that was with a pH though it's okay yeah with a pH they'll bleep it they'll bleep it but I'm just like why am I not your priority like it's been really challenging so it's like

it was nice for us to just we had zero concerns last night we just had drinks we went out dancing we had so much fun we obviously did it when we got home and we were just like we were like free birds and the morning he was like I'll take the hangover and I was like holy hell you're like this is a whole new part of our life

I'm like I feel like I feel like we just like entered a new part of our relationship and we were like back into the honeymoon phase it's really fun that's you know for hangovers for me it's hit and miss oh really yeah and my brother is an animal i just went to his bachelor party yeah and he's like you just got to drink more where was the bachelor party abiza oh wow i thought i thought he was going to die wow i might i might have died twice the heart did stop twice it did he woke up on a beach and sent me a photo and i was like I don't want to see this again. You're like, you're engaged now.

You're like, but I had a great time. When I was barfing, I was like, I'm having a great time. Crying, but like laughing and throwing up all at the same time. All for my brother. Well, I guess it is your brothers. You got to go for it. Oh, man, that's that's aggressive. It is hard to come off the show to and not party.

Like you just are so used to like just live in your life, do whatever you want, drinking. Like staying up late, like traveling to this cool places. It's hard to adjust. It's weird to transition back. you guys, I know this is a question you get all the time, but I don't care because I'm going to ask it. Found anything that annoys you about the other person? Oh, yeah.

Oh, fire it out. Tell me. Well, I've said this literally in every interview. And I notice this right away is that he has this paper towel thing where he always will crumble at paper towels and leave them all around the house. Oh, my God. Sean does that too. I think it drives me nuts.

You guys just need to get used to it then. I'll get direct messages from tons of people being like, Like, my boyfriend or my husband or my fiancé does this too. I'm like, maybe it's just a guy thing. I think it's a guy thing. Bounty sent us two rolls of paper towels. Yeah, with like a cute little note being like, we heard about Garrett's tissues. Eat that shit up because there's going to be.

I sometimes will purposely be like, oh, I'll make up a dumb story because then I know they'll send me stuff. Oh, God, I hope nobody's listening. No brands are listening. But sometimes I'm like, oh, our blender's broken, sure could use a new one. And then all of a sudden it's like, I've got like the ninja bullet, like reaching out. And I'm like, oh, sure, I'll take one. I'll just cheat in the system everywhere I go.

Yeah. You know what's hard, though, is, well, because we're together in an apartment, small apartment. It's my apartment is tiny. Oh, yeah. Tiny, tiny, tiny. So it's like I turn around, I bump into her or she comes and she bumps into me or vice versa. And then it's like, you're hanging out here and she wants to hang out there. And I don't know.

I think it's hard in a small space. We did that too in Vancouver, very small apartment. And I don't know if you lived with anyone before, Sean. And he is the first guy I've ever lived with it. Oh, interesting. I lived with one before, yeah. Okay. And so I'm used to my own space.

I'm used to being on my own. I feel like I'm just super independent. And so having him, you know, you get all this advice from people. And they're like, you know, pick your battles. And so having to move in. Like, and overall, it's been amazing and it's been fun. But there are the moments where you just need your alone time. And so I think we've been really good about trying to gauge each other and balance that.

So I'm like, okay, do you need some alone time? Like, you go on the couch, watch Game of Thrones. I'm going to read my book in the bag. in the bed like we'll do our own thing yeah but it's just different and yeah I'm like if anyone has advice help me out because space is good yeah she sleeps like two hours a night I think she rolls like a little tornado oh and her headboard yeah her headboard's metal so every time she moves it's like and hits you up yeah and then I wake up and then she feels bad because then I'm up yeah but then if I maybe you know get into a deep sleep and start to snore and she's sleeping it wakes

her up oh so we're in this constant little cycle of back and forth. We had the same problem, but we, we just, like, I mean, we've lived in our house for over a year, and we just finished our bedroom, like, so embarrassing. But we have, like, the most magical bed set up and King, and we're just like on opposite. Oh, I've seen your Instagram. Yes. We're, like, on opposite ends. Oh, you'll get there. You'll get there. But we're, and now I have the best sleeps of my life. We, like, have this system. We, like, get into bed. We're very cuddly. We watch a show and, like, eventually start falling in sleep and roll to our like opposite ends and the only thing that drives me nuts is he he never turns off

the TV oh yeah I fall asleep before him then he falls asleep I'm like just turn off the TV before you put on asleep wait sleep timer okay I need to just order a new um remote off Amazon because we don't have a sleep timer what yeah stupid 2018 we don't have sleep timer see and I I have I have a I don't have a TV in my bedroom yeah I have just like a tiny ass TV in my living room and like I don't he's like can we bring it in the bedroom I'm like no I want to going to go to bed. I know. That's a good, that's a good call. They say to do that. Well, what are you guys plans? You know. Just people. They. You know, come on. Yeah. It's like, but what if you, like, you guys prefer to just watch TV to hell you pass out? We do. Yeah. I stare at the closet doors.

I watch it. He puts his head down and starts snoring right away. Oh, wow. I do. Oh, that's, wow. You're right. That's a, that's a skill, actually. That's a skill. I fall to sleep pretty quick, but not that. I don't. You snore? Do you snore? No, I sleep talk, though. Oh, so does Sean. Her conversations are wild. Don't you ever get scared that she's going to be like, man, I never loved Garrett. Oh, my gosh. Yes. That's always my fear that when Sean's like talking into sleep, I'm like, what if he's like, I miss my ex-girlfriend? Talking about someone, oh my gosh. The worst I think is when she busts out laughing. Oh, that's scary. It's evil. And then she's right back to sleep. Oh, that's scary. Wait, isn't an evil laugh.

It's like, ah, ha. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Wait. Wait. That is actually really scary. Yeah. That's funny. Okay, wait, I have a little game. Okay. Let's do it. Oh.

What? Do we hate games? No, we love games. Okay, good. I'm just going to ask questions to both of you. You have to answer for the other person. So, like, does Garrett want a big or small wedding? I would say small.

You can answer now. I'd like to invite everyone. I want a really big wedding. Wow, do you even know his middle name? Michael. No, small as fun. How many kids does Becca want? Three.

Mm-hmm. Two or three. Wait, I think I even knew that. But at least like four dogs first. Oh, yeah. Please get golden retrievers. I want any dog. Okay.

I'm not picky. Now everyone's going to be shit on me for not saying adopt. Oh, yeah. For Garrett, football or baseball? Baseball. Oh. Yes. I would have guessed football, but I don't know you.

I played football and baseball. But I favor baseball over football. Oh, and I wanted to tell you when, I don't know if you guys heard this, but when I, when you were first on the show, it was night one, I did a podcast, like, recap of the show. You were our favorite. Really? I wanted to tell you that. Really? Yeah, he was our favorite.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, right from the get-go. Yeah. I know, and I was like, oh, my gosh, first impression rose. That's like, you're keeping the tradition alive for the bachelorets. Well, when you three girls told me that, I was sitting on the coach being like, uh-huh, no pressure, right? it's a lot of pressure and that well for the think of the next bachelorette i'm like hmm yeah that's and then people are going to shit on her for that yeah i know it's so funny

hey wait what do you guys think about cold and being the bachelor i'm not i'm not for it but like i think he's great i'm not saying it's all bad choice i'm just like oh i was so rooting for jason to be the bachelor well so were we i think like i expected it to be somebody for my season i didn't think that they'd go back and i'd do that again yeah um they learn their lesson And, you know, it's always, like, top four. Yeah. Just it's, it's, I would say, standard. You know, I honestly did think it would probably be Jason or Blake.

Oh, really? Yeah. I always thought Jason. And I was rooting for Jason just because, like, he, there's just something about him. He's genuine. He's so genuine. And he's just so well-spoken. He's so fun, so charismatic.

Yeah. I think he would bring, like, such a good zest to the role. That's what I was thinking. I was like, no. And, again, I don't ever want to discolting, because I think he seemed It's like such a nice guy. But I just think that Jason would have made better TV. I don't know. And it all depends on the day.

It's like I don't. It does. And like we all still stay in touch with Colton. And like he talks to Cole and every now and again. And I think that he, I think he'll be good for the role. I think he will be good to all of the girls that are there. Of course. I just really hope that he's completely ready, you know, because he came on my season.

He had the whole like Tia background. And then of course, like we haven't watched parents. But, you know... It's a shit show. I've talked to Tia, and so I can... It's a shit show. And so I know what went down. And, you know, I just want him to just, you know, if this is what he wants to do, put it all out there.

And, like, you know, just... Really commit to, like, finding somebody and being serious about it and ready. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. That's, yeah, Bachelor of Paradise right now, like, it makes me sad. Like, sometimes I watch it and I'm like, oh, because I'm like, you just don't believe in, like, the love stories anymore. And you're like, oh, it's just a bunch of people, like, trying to make good TV. and then being like, you're great, but what else is out there?

Like, nobody's like, waiting for the next person to walk down the steps. And it just makes me sad because I'm like, oh, like, that's not going to work out. Like, just go with what you feel? But I feel like everybody's just like, but what else is out there? Like, what's going to come? Yeah, so that's sad. Hey, guys, some useful car tips. A coffee filter and a little bit of olive oil can clean your interior.

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Some features are not available in all states. Anyways, back to our game. I just wanted to get your thoughts on that. What is, does Garrett have any fetishes? I don't think so. His eyes just went up. Well, I'm watching his face

right now and I'm like, what is that? What are your eyeballs being now? I was just curious to see. Oh, I will say. Yeah, I know where she's going with this. Do you know what I was? Yes, I do. He likes ears. Like, he loves rubbing ears.

Cute. Which actually feels really good. It's the best feeling. Yeah, I've never had a guy do that to me. And so, like, we'll just be sitting there and he'll, like, he'll constantly does it. Like, he'll rub my earlobes. He'll, like, he'll even kiss my ears. And I'm like, oh, this is nice.

I like this. I had one time a masseuse started massaging my ears. And I was like, this is one of the best feelings. Yeah, and it's new. It's like, why don't we do this more often? Right. Yeah. She has one, it's like her special ear on the left side.

It's pointing. I have an elf ear. I have an elf ear. Yeah. Wait, look. Do you? Yeah. What?

Look at, this ear points out and this ear's round. Sure. Oh, yeah. That's like, so this one's the round one. Oh, yeah. And my right one is very pointed. And you tuck it behind your hair. I like, I like giving it a nice little, you know.

Yeah, I get that. Give the little elf ear a little love. A little love. That's so funny. I totally have the same thing. Oh, that's cute. Now I'm like, why doesn't Sean, why doesn't Sean, can you just touch me here for 30 seconds? I'm going to ask him to tonight, see what happens.

He's going to get me like, what? I'll be like, rub my ears. Do it. Garrett, what's Becca's love language? Oh, we haven't read the book. You know this. I've told you this on the show. This is the most important thing you need to know about your significant other.

I have two as well. I'm probably going to say it wrong. Do you want me to say the four? Did I just say? Four, yeah. Five love language. Five. Yeah, give them to me.

Okay, so there's gifts, words of affirmation, physical touch, quality time, and act of service. You have two and three. You got it. Words of affirmation. She's looking at me like, you're wrong. I know, I'm like, was that wrong? Yes. That was wrong.

Acts of kindness? Acts of kindness. Yes, act of service. No, so I would say mine is physical touch and quality time. Okay. Oh, those are the two I was going to say after When I narrowed it down When those were the only two left

That's what I was going to say That's okay, so wait Physical touch and quality time But I think for the longest time Because I had always been in longest since Relationships for the most part And so quality time to me was so important So I was actually thinking

It'd be cool to retake that quiz To see now what it would be Spending so much quality time Yeah I would still say physical touch though Okay physical touch Okay, that's cute You can touch my ears anytime I am definitely not a physical touch guy

Sean is that's his love language and mine's I need words of affirmation Like please tell me how cute I am Tell me how good I am at what I'm doing Like tell me everything Just build me up Yeah and he's his is like He's like well I'm really bad at communicating

I'm like cool Can't wait to marry you Typical man Yeah exactly What? Bad at communication huh no I know sometimes I give him a hard time And then I'm like oh yeah

That's probably a lot of guys out there And I'm just like And I think it's because like like guys for the most part when you're younger you're taught to like figure things out on your own don't be overly emotional you fight for yourself yeah and so I'll notice that with garr like he's he's a you know sometimes he'll get in his head and he likes to work things out on his own and that's what he's used to but I'm like no like we need to talk about this yeah exactly something's happening just tell me like it's not going to hurt my feeling so we're working on it yeah that's well and

that will probably be like a constant like you work probably work on that for the next like 20 years of your life like I just feel like that's something you'll always have to work on Because you're 29, did you say? Yeah. You've, for 29 years, been doing it that way. So it's fun to learn new things and work through it. But, God, let me just tell you, always stick it through with the hard times. Yeah.

Always. We're fighters. Yeah. We are. In a good way and a bad. Yeah. What did you just say? Oh, I said we wrestle, you know.

Oh, wrestle. We do. Who wins? Do you want Sean Russell? Oh, you guys actually wrestle. Oh, yeah. She's like, I got to know that you could defend me. If some guy comes up to attack, so she tries to pull some moves on me, throat chop, block it, spin her around, take her down.

Or like, I want to know how to defend myself, so he'll teach me. Yeah. Oh, well, I know what we're doing tonight. Hell yeah. Oh, wait, Sean leaves for L.A. today. Sunday night when he's back. She likes to get a good base and set her anchors in, you know. Wow.

Okay, I'm into that. Oh, yeah. That's kind of hot. Oh, guy just got creepy. Okay. Garrett, what's Becca's biggest fear? Hmm Oh god

I don't even I gotta think about this I don't know what my biggest Mine's like I don't know dying Because I feel like That's everybody's biggest fear I think

You I don't know if you Would know that is for me Maybe being alone Yeah I would say being alone Yeah She doesn't

So like if she gets upset Yeah Or anything Or if we're in an argument The worst thing Is to isolate her Yeah And be mad and go away

She likes the physical touch So I should have known that But she would rather have if you're mad, not go away, but hugger and comfort her. That is so me as well. I just said that to Sean the other day when he was like, this is what, he goes, this is where I walk away, this is where I have to go. And I just, and I'm like, that's the last thing I need.

I need you to just like, because I was like, this is so funny because obviously like people don't ever talk about like the arguments and the like tough times, but I'm very honest about it. And I was like crying about something probably stupid. And he was like, this is where I have to walk away. And I'm like, no, this is where you need to just hug me and tell me. You love me and stay. Yeah.

We were figuring something out the other night, you know, and... I had a little too much to drink after a wedding. Was it tequila? It was tequila. That's why I joked about it earlier on the way in, you know? And we laugh about it. We joke about it, but she got upset and she didn't want me around, but then eventually... She does.

Yeah, she does. So then I, of course, started crying. And, you know, when you drink too much, you cry a lot, and the waterworks just come and don't stop. And so he just, like, held me for the longest time. And I was like, no, just let me be. And he's like, I'm not leaving you. And so he just held me.

And then afterwards, we felt better. And then, like, it felt real great after that. Ah! He's going to work through. That's the best. See, and that wouldn't have happened if you walked away. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

Win, win. Win, sure. That is. I can't read her thoughts. She can't read mine. You know, we're just figuring each other out. You just got to hug her and then quick seconds. Hug it out.

Quick sex. What is it seven seconds? Seven seconds of touch, yeah. Have you heard that? No. Hug somebody for seven seconds. And it releases the, um, like, not the endorphins, but the, like, serotonin?

Serotonin, yeah. Sometimes I use an outstretched arm in my pointer finger, you know, because I don't want to be close. Right. But you're touching. But I'm touching her. Right. It's the physical context. And then she's like, see, doesn't that feel better?

I don't know. No. So, like, one of my best guy friends, Scott, he gives the best hugs. And he told me that a couple years ago. And so every time he hugs people, he'll do it for seven seconds. I'm going to hold on a step for seven seconds. And they're like, he gives the best hugs for whatever reason. Oh, that's really special.

Yeah. I'm going to hang on to that for the rest of my life. Thank you, Scott. You do today. Thank you, Scott. Oh, my gosh, Scott. Thank you for that. Wait, now I want to know what his love languages are.

His is physical touch or, what was it, acts of service? Yeah. You like if, like, cooking, like if she does something nice, like you, like you come home and you like the bedmate or something, not saying you do, but if she did that and showed you her love through that, you'd appreciate that. Yeah. And the physical touch, I love how. in my back scratch or she grabs my head we're laying on the couch she starts scratch my head I'm kind of like a dog where I think yeah yeah yeah your little leg starts going yeah and that's what I found out like right away in the show is you know because when

you're sitting there on the dates at dinner did you just unplug you're plugging you're breaking things can't take you anywhere it's fine I just can't sit still yeah that's Sean he's always like I can't wait for you guys to meet Sean I can't wait yeah Sunday we're gonna have a great time yeah we will fire it up fire it up God this could be like day four in a row for me here we go game on um was this did we probably see this on the show was the first time you guys said i love you was that when you got engaged that's so sweet he said it in thailand and then i said it the week after yeah but i knew when he said it that i wanted to say it back and i thought i was going to pop out and it didn't luckily yeah that's i got absolutely ripped apart because

i told sean i loved him off camera and they honestly ripped me a new one it was awful um okay What's Becca's guilty pleasure? A sweets. Oh, sweets? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Her... So this guy that she used to date, his mom makes this incredible cheesecake.

Yeah. And she made it for us and had a really sweet message inside the box. Oh, that's so nice. And left it at her mom's house for us when we went and visited. Yeah. And Tracy White. Thank you. One night, like, I look over and she's just in the kitchen plowing cheese.

I'm like, damn. It's so, like, it's like Pringles once you pop the fun, don't stop. Like, you cannot just take one bite. You can't. I just stare at her until she, like, looks over and she's like, what? What? This isn't how you eat cheesecake? Yeah, she's got two pieces out of time, just cutting it down the middle.

It's so good, though, and it's a secret recipe, and so you would only get the recipe if you married in the family, and clearly I didn't marry it in the family. But you still get to enjoy it. I still get to enjoy it. What a beautiful thing. It's perfect. And she's like, you know, do it? don't let me have any more sweets or anything like that.

You know, they make me feel so bad and things like that. Yeah, like I'll eat so much so like it. We're in the airport yesterday and she's like, oh, my God, do you want to split a cookie? But I'm like the type of person where I can eat and eat and eat dinner and be stuffed to the brim, but I always want some sort of sweet. Yeah, my dad says it soothes your stomach. It's like you have a separate stomach for the sugar. No, it's my dad's his excuse to eat. Oh, I was like, wait, really?

I'm going to take that as well. My mom goes, oh, David. Yeah. That's so funny. What I'm taking from this podcast is that sweets after dinner soothes your stomach and you got a hug for seven seconds. Yeah. Every time we go to a Mexican restaurant, my dad orders flan.

And you could be so stuffed and he's like, oh, we better get flan and it'll soothe your stomach. It's like you have a separate stomach for it, I swear. Oh, I know. I'm into it. I like that. I like that. Dang.

Okay, we're almost out of time. I'm just going to ask a couple questions from listeners. Kelly Guard wants to know what's the most annoying question that you always get asked. Oh, my God. Kelly Guard a lot, but probably, well, right now, the most annoying one, that's just, we literally just cannot answer, is where we're going to live. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, because everybody, and is it probably when's, do you have a wedding date? Yeah, wedding date, wedding details where we're going to live.

We just don't know. Yeah, but then once you get married, people will be like, when are you having a baby? Yeah. And then when you have a baby, they'll be like, are you having baby number two? Yeah. It's just how it goes. Mary Howard wants to know if you have had to compromise on anything yet. Who drives the car? Yeah, I mean, like, little things.

But, I mean, I will say we are both pretty stubborn, and so, like, the big things, we have yet to compromise one. Yeah, that'll take a while. Yeah, it's just, like, little plans. Like, right now, you know, September and October is crazy booked with different things, and we're just trying to, like, compromise, do we do this one weekend? Do we do that after a wedding? Like, what it might be. And I pick up on her, like, yeah.

And I'm like, that's a, yeah, like, she's really questioning it. Right. See, that's nice because eventually that'll turn into, are you freaking serious? That's what I do now. That's me now, three years in. So much look forward to me. Yeah, so much to look forward to.

Elizabeth Cunningham wants to know what's the nerdiest thing that each of them do that makes them love one another. Oh, honestly, so many things. Like, um, Gary, like, literally everything Garrett does. makes me laugh and like even his things that I find annoying like the snoring or the paper towels I still love but um

she sings and talks in a different voice and then she goes you probably think I'm so weird don't you but I think it's super cute but like okay this is maybe TMI I don't know but like because we live together in this tiny ass apartment you know like you hear each other going to the bathroom yeah and like sometimes I need I need to

go in the bathroom to grab something if he's peeing and like I'll see and pee. Sorry, people. Oh, is that weird? But no, like, but for him, he's always like, close the door, don't look. And I'm like, I love you. Like, I don't care. No, no. That's not for peeing. I don't care about that. Oh, but the other one, I'm like, it started with, I'm walking the dog. Now it's like,

hey, I got to go unleash the poop dragon. Yeah. Yeah. I got, yeah. That's, I got a yeah. I want, I always from the beginning wanted to be so close with Sean. Like, I, like, wanted him to leave the door open when he poop. Like, I was like, please, like, I want to be there with you. And he was like, you're messed up.

Like, that's really gross. I have this small carry-on bottle of Aqua DeGio from a long time ago, and I just give it up. Oh, that never mix as well, though. No. You got to light a match. No, I, you know, but then it smells like burnt poop. She's like, are you lighting a shit candle in here? Are you burning your pants again?

Yes. Yes. That's why you can start saying. Yeah. What? I got to burn the pants. Oh, my gosh. That's a good one.

We always say we have a board meeting. I got to go to a board meeting. Oh, my God. We had one, like, dropped. Some producer came up with something, like, we got to throw some coconuts in the pool. I don't know what I was. Interesting. Did you guys have the code words on the show?

Like, I don't even remember where there anymore. Code words were going to bathroom? 10-2. 10-1. She's got a 10-1. She's got to go pee. She's got to go number two. Yes.

Yes. Did you have a question? No, I would just say, my words are fired up or I got to go fire one out. Fire one out. I got to go fire one out. That's funny. That's like, I think that's like the funniest thing when you first get into a relationship, like the, how you navigate the bathroom situations. And so I was opposite.

I was like, oh, I want to leave some mystery. And right away you realize like, oh, yeah, there's no. I was just praying because they have to ring a doorbell to get to the room and that the mail comes. Yeah. And I was always praying that that doorbell would ring because she goes down and get the mail. And I would get in there. Oh, quickly fire one out. Yeah.

Fire one out in there. Fire at all. But that's why I love about him so much is he's the least. judgmental person so like you can say or do anything and he's like it's okay you're a human I'm like thanks I get it you know yeah you got and you know what eventually like birthing a child yeah oh which you know we heard a great story last his friend just had a baby four weeks ago and he was giving us he got a little tuted up last night and was giving us the full birthing story and we heard some things painting a pretty picture I was like I don't know if I want to have a

bait yeah got all the way down to a placenta oh wow oh yeah he got into detail oh he went there oh he went there. But that, but they say that as soon as it's your, it's all worth it. Then you have the child. Yeah. That's what I'm telling myself. I'm like, my eggs are frozen. So I got time. I got time. You know what I was laughing, thinking about this bathroom story? Because I'm like, oh my God, Sean, I wonder if he sent me a text message. No, not yet. I left a plunger in the toilet today. Like on purpose or just on accident. Accident. I realized that as we were talking about the bathroom stories right now. I was like, oh my God, I left a plunger in the toilet because something's going on. I plunged, I plugged the toilet the other day, and I was like, what, there's no reason

for that. Like, I don't know why. Do you double flush? Sometimes. This time I did not. Oh. And it was like this whole thing, and I had an alarm set, and it said, unplug the toilet, and he laughed so hard when he saw my alarm going off.

And he goes, you have to unplug the toilet. And I was like, I don't know what happened. He laughed so hard that I had to plunge a toilet. And then today, I don't know if I'm using too much toilet paper or something. Sorry for this TMI. This is TMI. I like it. Oh, I do.

This is great. It's great. Because we talk about butt wipes and stuff. Oh, Sean's, sorry, Sean, but he's like the biggest butt wipe guy. Like, my mom always makes sure there's butt wipes in the house if Sean's around. What's his logic behind it? What do you mean? Like, it's just like, my brother says, okay, if you got poop on your arm, would you just

wipe it off with toilet paper or would you put soap and water on it? Wow. Same as your bungalow. That's exactly right. That's her word. I pick that up. That's funny. You recycled that one.

You probably have a super zoom on your Instagram of Sean. super zooming in on the plunger. Wow. Whoa. That was deep. Maybe. That's what I do for him. If I ever see anything, I super zoom in on that.

I'm just laughing so hard that he hasn't said anything to me. Like, I literally plunged it and then I left the plunger because I was like, oh, it's all wet and great. So gross. And I just like let it sit in the toilet. And now I'm like, he came home. It's probably like, oh, again? No, but maybe he's thinking like, oh, my God, I left it in the toilet for her to plunge it. And she's leaving the plunger.

to send a message. Because he was pretty drunk last night. To send a message. And you could say, dude, you left a huge one in there. I'm going to say that and see what he says. Maybe that's why he hasn't said anything because I really picture him taking a picture and sending him to me being like, what's going on here? That's what I would think if I came home.

Oh, somebody. Somebody met you on the street today. Sarah, no, I don't know. A lot of people. I met back on the street today. She is the sweetest. Question I have for you both. How do you try to have a normal life when everyone knows who you are right now?

Do we try to? How do you? Oh, how. You know, we still try to be us. Like, I still want to do the things that I've always loved doing. Like, I love to grocery shop. I never want to stop doing that. It's a little harder, no.

But, RIP grocery store, Joe, the one that got away then. The one that got away. Which, by the way. What a guy. Are you effing serious that he's on Dancing with the Stars? Well, I heard that you might be a little jealous. I'm a little jealous, too. I'm not even jealous anymore.

I'm just downright pissed. I'm not even jealous. I'm like, I'll, this is so stupid because I know you're under contract, you can't say anything, but I sure can. Mike Flace is such a sexist. Okay, I should, I'm a tone it down. He always told me that I couldn't do Dancing with the Stars because he didn't want people. His excuse was he didn't want people wanting fame after the show. And I'm like, um, okay, then why do you throw people into Bachelor in Paradise?

Why do you let Sean Lowe, Nick, Chris Souls, all these guys. do dancing with the stars. If your excuses that you don't want people wanting fame after the show, that's just ridiculous because people are just going to have fame after the show no matter what. He told me my main passion should, I was like dancing is my passion. He goes, your passion should be Sean. But then grocery store Joe comes along. Apparently I'm not allowed to have two passions in life.

And he comes, yeah, he comes along and goes on one episode, goes on Paradise. Now he's on Dancing with the Stars. And I'm like, your logic doesn't make sense. And now this, it's always been personal, but I'm like, no, yeah. Is it their decision? That's who picks it? They have final say. Oh, I didn't know that.

See, I just really want it. I'm not even, I grew up dancing, but I'm not that good of a dancer. But like, I just love the, I just want a sequence costume. I thought you would have herself so much credit in a, in any kind of costume. I saw you dance in to the Bahama men. I have good videos of her dancing in the apartment. Really? Oh, yeah.

And she always ends with Garrett, don't you put that on yesterday. That's so funny. I actually thought you would do it. I thought they would offer it to you. You know, maybe next year, but probably not from the way it sounds. No, probably not. But I will say, I think it was a blessing in disguise that I didn't do it. I think this is like a really pivotal time for your relationship and a really important time for you guys to do this and get through this.

And so jumping into, I really don't recommend it. Another show right away, like that grueling would just be, I think, too much. Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot. I'm like, I do think it's a blessing, but maybe next year. Maybe we'll start a... Cough, cough, cough, everybody. Yeah, maybe we should like both go on.

Should we start our own spin-off? Wait, yes. Dancing with the final roses. Oh, wait. This is happening? We got to work on this name. And we'll get more views than that show. Yeah, that's probably a bad.

That was probably a bad thing. We could, we could... Wait, what is it? Sombay, or I was going to say Romba, but that's a... Isn't that a vacuum? The Rumba? Don't listen to me. A dance.

Ramba. The Roomba is a vacuum. Am I wrong? Samba. Yeah, you're right. Samba? Zumba. Is Rhomba a game?

I don't know. You know what I'm going to walk home now. Who is Rhonda? I'm going to leave. Who is Rhonda? I'm going to get out of here. That is such a good idea. We should start our own.

Let's do it. Any other bad charrettes? What's another word for dancing? Salsane. twerking What if it was every genre with a name? So it was like twerking with the blank.

Yes. Also with the blank. And then we get all the like female roles. We can do this. All the bachelorettes to have their moment of dancing and we like set up our own YouTube series.

I'm into this. I like that. I'm into this. Everyone hold us accountable. This is happening. Yep. Everybody. You heard it here first people.

Yeah. And we're going to come up with the best name. Dancing with the washed up reality stars. Oh, wow. We might need to fine tune this a little bit, but it's happening. It's happening. We're going to get producers. Fox Trot.

With the. With the. Did you just swear? I don't know. I don't know what she said there. I'm not sure what happened. I've had a little bit of wine. Yeah, I'm like your pros A slash wine is kicking in.

I'm like a little jealous. Yeah, she's just talking cursive for sure. Sounds so proper. Imperfect cursive. Okay. The last couple of questions. This girl said, have they said a wedding date yet? Just kidding.

They don't know. That was a good joke for sure. Yeah. Are you a stand-up comedian or something? Yeah. Somebody wants to know what the tattoo is on your foot. Oh. That's a great question.

It's California. Okay. Filled in with a heart, like the actual organ. So it represented the hole in my heart that I was born with and my heart member. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, yeah. Was that a known thing? Did you talk about that before?

Oh, that's good. People will really like to know that. But my hole sealed up when I was like six. No way. But I still have the murmur. Sometimes she has to hit me in the chest to straighten me out. Is that a serious? No, I was joking about that.

But I think I could fill it sometimes. Sometimes he's like, oh, my heart. And I'm like, you're too young to have a heart attack. I can't race you to the hospital. But that's the tattoo on my foot, California and a heart. Oh, that's cool. And it's like exploding. So like a murmur.

My friend said it looks like a squashed avocado or when I was at a bachelor party. I was at a bachelor party. I was at a bachelor party in San Diego, and the guy walked up to me, and he's like, hey, man, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think a bird just shit on your foot. That doesn't look like bird shit at all. It's a lot of shit then. No, but just how it splatted on there. Oh, that's rude of him?

It is, yeah. I'm not friends with him. And I never talk to him again. Okay, and then Kristen Keffey wants to know where, oh, wait, I think you just said this was an annoying question. You don't know where you're going to live. No. Okay, I have no idea. Just kidding.

But Nashville is a girl. we know this? Oh, please. Oh, my God. I would love if you guys moved here. Like, no friends out here. I do, too. And this is the first place that we've traveled.

I'm like, I legit. It kind of feels like the Midwest still a little bit where I still feel a little bit of home. But we have friends where it's like we wouldn't. I could get down in Nashville. I love country as well. Oh, me too. Are you going to honky tonk with me? Absolutely.

We are honky talking tonight, guys. I want to, I got to give a pair of cowboy boots. Throw in some nice film. Sorry. Oh, no. I think I was done. I was looking at... No, it's my fault.

I always, you know. What? No. I just talked about sometimes. I feel like with your entrance, like I feel like you'd have a good dad joke to end this podcast. Do you have a good dad joke? Oh, my God. He has so many.

Yes. Oh, you dropped it. What? Your smile. My smile? I don't get it. That's so bad. He does, okay.

He, can he tell... Can I tell my... Night one joke? What I told her? My night one joke. Yeah, please. Okay. You want the vulgar?

Right now, okay. Do I do the vulgar one first or not? Whatever you want. Okay, so the first one I thought... He's trying to and drew my brawstra up right now. Yeah, I am. Wow, I was just putting up your back here. Yes, rubber earlobes.

But I said, I wanted to walk up to her and say I wanted to treat her like my pinky toe. Okay. Take her inside the mansion and bang her on every piece of furniture. Oh, yeah. I like that one. That's kind of hot. And so the guy's night one, because apparently, like, the producers asked all the guys, like, you know, give us your first joke that you would say to her. And Garrett told the guys that, and they're like, dude, you didn't actually say that to her.

And he's like, well, no. No, that's not the one. Did you hear my joke? The pet insurance one of the road. Oh, I heard your joke. Did you hear my joke to Chris Souls? When I came out of the limo, it was like, I was like, okay. Wasn't it the weird?

Oh, you came out of a minivan. But when you come out of the limo, it's the weirdest thing because you're like, why is it quiet? Like, where's the romantic music? Oh, yeah. It's just so weird. Yeah. And I walked up and I said, I don't know much about you to Chris because he's a farmer. And I said, I don't know much about you, but I know you're a farmer and you can plow the

f*** out of my field any day. Oh, I love that. And then he was like. And I remember watching it on Ellen, because I didn't see night one. And so I remember watching it on Ellen being like, okay, girl, I kind of like her. I was like, oh, people hated me for it. I found it endearing. It was so funny because I literally thought there's no way they'll air that.

They'll just edit that part out. Like, there's no way they'll air me saying that. And then, sure enough, it was on like, Good Morning America, Ellen. And everybody's reaction was awful to it. Like, Ellen was like, here's a way not to pick up a guy. And they showed me. And the whole crowd was like, oh. Oh, like, nobody was like, ha-ha.

Everybody was like, oh. I think that's amazing. It was really funny. I would have laughed really hard if you said that. And then he went, what? And I was like, oh, I'm sorry, are you not a farmer? I would have given you the first impression rose from that. He thought about it.

He said it was between me and Britt, as it always is. He said it was between me and her for the first impression rose because he, I just, like, came in guns blazing. I said that. And then I was, like, taught him out of breakdance. And, like, I was just such a firecracker that night. so it was well okay so everyone asked me this like and I'm sure all of the guys all the girls get this like did you have that planned and so of course for me like I had the ring box when I had my entrance and of course Garrett had the minivan but like some people some of the girls in my season they're like we just blacked out we don't know what we said and and like even some of the guys like Joe the grocer was like I completely forgot what I was going to say yeah and so it's like sometimes you get it where it's just like well when I said let's do the damn thing yeah that I was not planning on that at all I just had like you know get down on one knee, hold on your hand, close your eyes, whatever. When I said, let's do the damn thing, I literally was like, oh, my God, what just popped

out of my love? As I was walking into the mansion, I was like, oh, my God, my mom was going to kill me. She's going to kill me. They didn't show that on my entrance. I told her, you ready to do the van thing. Okay, that's funny. And they didn't put that on there. And I threw the keys to Chris Harrison.

I said, valet the van. Okay, that's funny. I think you just hit the tent or something. And it bounced off the tent. You know when you get out of the limo. Yeah, yeah. And there's all those people under the black tent. I threw the keys over there, and I was like, hey, Chris, valet this.

And it went and hit the tent? Yeah. That's really funny. And we like hung on his fan. No, I didn't see him. He was taking a nap. Who knows? He was in his trailer or something.

Yeah, he was for sure taking a nap, having a whiskey, whatever. Whatever he does. He's a great guy. He's such a presence. Like, he just walks in and you're like, huh. Yeah. Chris Harrison's. He keeps you.

He kept me sane. Oh, yeah, he kept me sane too. Like, I needed him. And everyone's like, well, how was the relationship with him? Like, how is he? I would have lost my mouth. without him yeah that was me and my producer was Bennett who is now like executive like whatever but he was my main producer and he really like he really did keep me like I don't know

what I would have done with any other producer like to me he was I was like thank God yeah and Amber Caniddle was my handler and so I just feel like I had like our little threesome was so solid and see I had well I'm sure you've met Caitlin she I think I met her yeah yeah so I had Caitlin Allie is new completely new her my season was her first time and then Sam who was my handler and like we were like the dream team the girls like super close I could not have done this without you guys yeah that I wonder if every I think Andy had a tough time with her people like I don't think it was a let you guys hold in hands god damn it what gosh so cute it's so cute I love language I love like oh you guys did you just make a card nice

can I get in on this relationship like can I just be like a third wheel all the time I try to do stuff that's embarrassing in the elevator when there's the whole people around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do that too. Helper tend to, like, drop his hotel key and, like, bend down and do that noise. And I'm like, people just look around when they get quiet and it's just a little... I love that. Or, like, even today, as we were, we went to the bathroom and we're walking down the stairs and he did that. And I was like, shh, Katelyn's going to think that that was me.

Yeah, but I would be, like, respect. And then I'd, like, rip one back. I don't know if you guys watch Family Guys. Do you watch Family Guy? Yeah, I love family guy. Okay, have you ever seen the fart off between Peter Griffin and Michael Moore in the bathroom? No, I haven't seen that one. I'll show you after.

I need to show me after. It's not for... I haven't watched it in a while, but I remember when I was in college, I watched it quite a bit. I had all the DVDs. I know every, like, every... Sean will put on a family guy and he'll go, what season and what episode. And I'll always know the season and I'll be close to what episode it is. Like, I'm a freak.

I'm a freak. People are going to be like, you. You guys have never talked about going to the bathroom and tuning so much in your life on this podcast. I legit broke the seal the other day. No, it was like two weeks ago now. We mean, we were, and it happened because we were having an argument, like a minor argument, and he's like, well, here's what I have to say about that and walk, got out to walk away. And it was like, we can't even argue anymore after that. Yeah, the people below us probably thought I dropped something.

And I was a bar and I, of course, had to text my sister and best friend right away, and I was like, Garrett just broke the seal. No, I was talking about the one when I was laying on top of the bed. I'm so sorry for a blanket to it. No, you don't know. The crowd that listens to this podcast, like, this is what they love. And that's why I love them. You know, like, those plastic curtains that you slide closed that are kind of like all individual and they make that noise when the wind hits them? Yeah, like, I for sure made those go off.

That's three years in, Shamm will not fart in front of me. Oh, wow. Three years in. We made it three days, I think. That's, I like want him to Three months I always want him to Do you two in front of him?

I don't I try to get her to I push on her gut Oh You guys are there Girls don't do that Oh yeah we do This girl does

My sister has stories to tell Maybe I should get her on the podcast It's like Becca what was that She's like nothing That's my ex-boyfriend Used to call it a flat tire It'd be like

Psh Oh, wow. Oh, my God. I'm just so hot a room. Well, on that note, I'm going to tell a joke. Are you ready for it? Give it to us. Knock, knock.

Who's there? Two. To who? It's actually to whom. Oh, wow. Do you like that one? That's good. I'm a big grammar police guy.

No, I'm not. I just thought it was funny. She's a grammar police kitchen towel. There, there, and there. That is my number one pet peeve is when people don't use the right there. or your Or? Sometimes if I do it by accident

and then see like maybe like five days later I'll like look at the text and see that I'll be like mortified. Same. Yeah. I legit get anxiety about it.

I'm like oh my God. Do I do I respond and like write the right you're with a little asterisk next to it? You do. Yeah. That's the right thing to do. Yeah. Me and my friends purposely do it though sometimes.

Oh. Like where are you? W.E.A.R. Oh. Yeah. You guys are hilarious. I'm getting out of here I'm getting out of here

I waited until the last second to just like take you down a couple of knots No now he's gonna let one rip and we're in this little room I have no urge to I'm just sweating you know I'm glad I wore black Are you sweating? He was putting out hardcore National is hot

It is really hot it's gross hot Fill that gross hot It's damp Oh it is Yeah it's really moist That's why you need to wear breathable like side boots shirt like me You need to let the side boob show, Garrett. Yeah, cut off them sleeves.

That's what she said earlier. I was like, yeah. I'll cut them off for you. Anyways, we're going home and talking tonight. Let's go. Hell yeah. I'm ready. I'm into this.

Thank you guys so much for doing the podcast while you're here in Nashville. Thanks for having us. Yeah, thanks for having us. His first podcast. Oh, yeah. He's no longer a virgin. You are not a Colton anymore. Oh, you love you.

Lying on that note. But seriously, Sunday night, dinner. Yes. Yes. Tonight we honky don't. Yeah. It's going down. I'm Caitlin Bristow and I'll see you next Tuesday. Thanks for listening to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow.

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