Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Blake Horstmann & Giannina Gibelli: The Cutest and Worst-Kept Secret
Episode Date: July 19, 2022Today’s guests were supposed to find love on dating shows, which makes sense, but accidentally found each other on a party competition show that involved getting absolutely wrecked for 18 d...ays straight. How romantic! In the most shocking relationship debut of the decade, Blake and Giannina are updating KB and the Vinos on all the relationship deets: behind-the-scenes of All Star Shore filming, their pet peeves after basically living together, what it was like to keep their relationship a “secret” for seven months, and what’s next in their romance. Did they watch each other’s shows before meeting IRL? And now, after seven months of hiding out, are they sick of eachother yet? Plus, Kaitlyn, Blake, and Gi are getting into this season of The Bachelorette and breaking down some recent Bachelor Nation drama that involves sharing receipts… a very controversial move. Last but definitely not least, Blake and Giannina reveal their sexy confessions and play a game of “Most Likely To.” Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: PRIMAL KITCHEN - Find Primal Kitchen in your local grocery store or visit Primalkitchen.com/offthevine to get 20% off your order! VIZZY - To find Vizzy near you go to vizzyhardseltzer.com/VINE. APARTMENTS.COM - The place to find a place. HYUNDAI - Learn more at HyundaiUSA.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Welcome to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow.
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Here's your host, Caitlin Bristow.
Welcome to Off the Vine.
I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow.
And I have the absolute honor of talking with the newly announced couple,
Blake and Gianina.
She likes to be called G.
So what is their couple named Blake?
Blake Anina?
Gia Blake.
Belina?
Okay, I'll keep thinking about that one.
But I know we're all just, you know, shocked, shooketh, shookie to the core, completely rattled by their relationship announcement.
I mean, the most shocking relationship reveal since Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, just kidding, everyone knew they were together.
Obviously, I had to find out all the dirty deeds about their relationship and the show that they're on.
And we talk about their experience on the All-Star Shore and how it differed from their time on The Bachelorette and love is blind.
And I find out who is most likely to join a cult.
Just riveting questions only here on Off the Vine.
Anyways, I'm so happy for these two.
They're so cute.
I love talking to them,
and it's about damn time,
Balake.
What are you shaking your head out over there?
Oh, just figuring out.
Today was crazy day.
Oh, hi, Caitlin.
I thought it was...
Hello.
It's me.
Hi.
What is what happening?
She's taking a dump right now.
So we're just...
Oh my God, you look so pretty.
I look like a freaking sack of assholes right now.
That's a really pretty sack of assholes.
Well, thank you.
I was telling my producers, I was like,
I accidentally got just wasted last night.
I did not mean to.
I went to this place called Electric Jane in Nashville.
It's like kind of a nude venue.
They have a stage and like a cool little setup.
And my friend John Gurney was playing
And you know John?
I know John.
I've met John.
He's amazing.
He's so great.
And he was playing a show last night at this spot.
And they were carrying, they carry spade and sparrows there.
So I was like, oh, that's perfect.
We'll go have a couple drinks.
Yeah.
Yeah, we got.
We got it.
Oh, my God.
I love that.
That makes me so happy.
I'd be drinking with you right now, but I have to drive after this.
And so then I came home and ended up FaceTiming with the friend for like two hours
drinking gin and like passed out.
Oh, and I took an.
edible and I took an edible and I woke up at four in the morning on my bed and this I never do
this I didn't wash my face I didn't brush my teeth I didn't take my freaking vitamins I did I love
how you're pointing what is this stuff that's how I know je's drunk is when she just passes out on her
clothes still doesn't wash her face I'm like oh she's pretty drunk yeah that's that was me last
night and I haven't pulled one of those in a long time oh my gosh I'm so excited to talk to you
both um because like you said on your uh wait do you like to be called gee what do you like to be
called g yeah okay that's cute i didn't know if that was like only my boyfriend can call me that
but i feel like i didn't say my full name like boys yeah and you're calling g anina it's too much
i mean it's a beautiful name it's just g is much easier and it's cute but i feel like you said on
your instagram like my worst kept secret i feel like we all like kind of knew you were together but
i'm just so excited to talk to you both and deep dive into some relationship stuff and and
hear about this show because it sounds awesome um i don't have Paramount plus
but I'm actually going to get it because I really want to watch.
But first of all, gee, it's cute.
Do you live in Denver?
Awkward talk.
Technically, no.
Like, I still have, like, all my stuff and my main things in Florida.
But I have been back home a total of, like, three weeks.
I would say three weeks and seven months.
I'm always here.
So she might as well be living here.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not.
Not quite moved in.
I haven't officially asked her yet.
That's what's what this podcast is for.
Blake, go.
I'm just kidding.
But, I mean, I feel like, well, moving in together is such a huge thing.
I feel like you know after spending this much time with somebody, like, you know that you're
like, okay, well, now I know your habits.
I know what it's like to live with you.
And then it's really deciding right here on this podcast.
No, you know, this moment.
But you both have dogs, right?
Yeah, so both have dogs.
That's funny you said because we were just talking about last night.
It was the moment where we looked to each other and we were like,
are you sick of me yet?
And then she liked to me was like, you stick me?
I'm like, no, actually, I'm not.
We love that.
We love that.
No, I was going to say, like, we literally spend every waking moment together in a non-annoying way.
We just like to do a lot of the same things.
And our dogs love each other.
So that helps.
They do love each other.
They were just playing here a second ago.
Yeah.
Oh, I love that.
Well, yeah, they're both puppies.
Look, that's an important thing.
if your dogs don't get along.
Hi, she is.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, if your dogs don't get along,
you're in trouble along.
Yeah, that would actually be terrible, yeah.
It would be terrible.
He loves him.
I don't exist.
That's freaking cute as hell.
Oh, my God, I love dogs so much.
Like, I just want to never see humans
and only dogs for the rest of my life.
I know, right?
But I feel like this is a very important question.
If your dogs could talk,
what celebrity voice would they have?
Oh, we literally.
that's a good one else because we talk all the time like what would our dogs sound like the celebrity voice
I feel like I feel like Georgia would be like cute little thing I think she'd be like I have like a high-pitched
like kind of like excited all the time voice like what would that look like oh um like Sarah Silverman I feel like
would be a good oh that's a good one Sarah Silverman yeah maybe Winnie would be seriously yeah but Winnie also
has like a sad face you know what she's got like sad eyes kind of she's got like a good sadd
But I feel like that's Sarah Silverman, because she's, like, had some trauma on her life, but it made her friends.
Yeah, I was just going to say, maybe Sarah Silverman for Winnie.
I mean, like, a high-pitched, like, excited for George.
I don't know who that would be.
Like, Dolly Parton.
Why am I naming them for you?
I'm thinking more of, like, a younger, like, kind of like a teenage, like, excited and happy.
Who would that be?
I was thinking, I was trying to think, like, mean girls, like in mean girls.
I know.
Like, the brunette and mean girls.
Gretchen?
Gretchen?
I'm Gretchen.
This person is not a teenager, but I feel like she plays one on TV.
But Sarah Hyland, I feel like she has a good voice for a...
Oh, that's a great one, actually.
That'd be a good one.
No, she's not the one that does family, guy.
That's Milakunis.
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
I forget how that's a good one, too.
But I think, actually, I think, yeah, I think like a younger, like modern family.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's, I was thinking about this, too, because I used it for my last dog, Tucker.
I always said, do you know Rodney Dangerfield?
Do you know who that is?
Yeah.
I always thought, like, it would be that voice, like, just this like, but also like a Boston accent with it.
My dog is really trying to get up on the chair.
Are you okay, honey?
Oh, there you go.
There you go, honey.
And then, okay, so I was thinking about this for Ramen and Pino.
And I was like, I feel like Roman, because Roman's like so particular and like he judges other people and he's like, like, if something, if he's going to show you love, it's on his own terms, like he doesn't just show everybody love.
Yeah.
And for some reason I thought of, oh, God, what's that guy's name?
Christopher Wacken.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, my God.
And then Pino would be like a Will Ferrell or like something just like, dude.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Christopher, now every time I see you know, I'm going to think of Christopher Wachan.
No, Raman.
Raman's Chris.
Oh, Raman is Christopher Warker.
You're right.
He is very rich mental and like.
Yes.
Thatcher and stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
He's hilarious.
Oh, gosh.
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Okay, so let's get into your relationship. How long did you guys have to hide it for?
Quote unquote, seven months. Oh, shit, seven months. Whoa, that's, okay, that's a long time,
because in The Bachelor World, it's like, for myself and Sean, when we had to hide out, it was, we got engaged May 4th, and then we, the show started airing on May 18th.
So it was like a really quick turnaround.
I was telling her, because she's from the Netflix world.
She almost waited two years.
Yeah, year to not.
Right.
And then a year, the second time.
So I was like, we're spoiled.
We're so spoiled in the Bachelor nation.
That's true.
I was like seven months.
And then he goes, no.
It gets forever for me.
Yeah.
And then by the end of it.
but I was like over it.
I was just like pretty much showing.
Yeah.
And people like obviously saw you guys together.
So you could be in public.
You didn't have to like do hideouts.
You just couldn't post about it.
Is that what it was?
Yeah.
Yeah, pretty much.
It was like a weird thing where we didn't meet on a dating show.
You know, it's a competition show.
And like there wasn't like a spoiler if we were together.
It didn't, you know, didn't.
Oh, okay.
So it was just basically like, they basically kind of were like, you know,
we want to keep it kind of like.
Surprise.
Did they not end up together on the show?
Because obviously this show is international.
So a lot of the people that follow us kind of knew,
but all these brand new viewers who had never seen us before didn't know.
So we kind of kept it until the first two episodes and then they let us drop it.
Oh, okay, I was going to say because that's why I kind of want to hear more about the concept of the show.
But obviously your contracts weren't as strict as The Bachelors,
but now that makes sense because it's not really a dating show.
But, okay, G, were you a fan of The Bachelor before you knew that?
who Blake was?
No.
Watching The Bachelor with her,
she's like, this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
She's like, very outdated.
And I never, I didn't like grow up watching it.
I watched, coincidentally, I watched like one or two episodes
with one of my girlfriends.
And it was Jason and Blake's season.
No way.
So I remember Jason.
Yeah, she never Jason more than me.
I was like, what the...
but with him he like looked familiar so when i saw him on the beach i was like where do i know you from
and goes i'm from the bachelorette yeah like with a big smile and i was like oh yeah that's so
funny and then blake did you watch love is blind no not at all i didn't want to second i know so
i didn't know who she was at all when i got down to the beach and then i just thought she was
super cute and when our first conversation kind of which happens episode two i think kind of
they have an actual sit-down conversation.
That's what I learned about her whole story
and like how kind of similar our stories are.
And that's why he's like, whoa, crazy.
Yeah.
That is crazy.
Okay, so have you guys watched it now?
No.
And actually, it's funny because the other day,
we were watching The Bachelorette and I don't know how it got brought up,
but she was like, I want to see how you came in.
Yeah, I was like, what's your engine?
Like, what was your limo entrance?
Yeah.
What was your limo entrance?
I actually drove in or rode in on an ox.
I wrote in on like a box.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, and I was like, are my feelings are already as strong as an ox or something like that.
I forgot you came out on an ox.
That's iconic.
Oh, that's so funny.
Okay.
So I was like, I'm going to YouTube it.
And then I started going down Blake YouTube and I was like, nope.
Yeah, she started seeing all the scenes.
Yeah, no, you don't want to do that.
I think it's best that you haven't seen it and then you don't see it.
I did see like when you were going to propose and then she said no.
And I was literally like, and I'm dating you at this point.
And I'm literally yelling.
and I'm like, you idiot!
You should have said, yes.
I know.
You have no idea what you just did.
It was pretty sad.
But now you're like, and now I reap all the benefits of him getting dumped.
And it just works out.
Okay, so tell me about the show.
Like, first of all, how long did you guys film for?
Quick.
So, like, just here without quarantine and being in hotels and stuff, it was 18 days.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
is quick. Okay, 18 days. So tell everybody the concept of the show. So the concept of the show,
it's the first ever party competition show. So never before, you know, been done. I always say it's like,
it's kind of a mix of like the challenge. Jersey Shore and like maybe, I mean, I wouldn't say any dating
shows actually, to be honest. Except you do. Yeah, everybody hooks up. Yeah, everybody hooks up.
Oh, okay. You do go on like, you kind of go on dates. Yeah. Yeah. You can take.
want to go on like paradise states or it could just be a friend you can take a friend you can take
like a bro too so you can take whoever you want that's fun and yeah it's all very strategic so yeah so
basically the show what it is is there's a competition right and they're all party based so it's
like life-size beer pong there's you swim through jello to find like keys and wallets you spray
each other champagne like all these competitions do goshery yeah it's crazy they're brilliant though
such unique games and then now whether you if you lose if you come and last
place in that you go to the exile game which is like a very like nasty gross game like
like so let's say like okay so you party you drink a bunch of champagne so that's like the fun game
but then the exile game is like when you drink too much and you get sick and there's a bunch of
thorough pepper yeah so you're like in a room with vomit everywhere and it's sleep yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah so it's very much like based around like the highs and the lows of like a party
yeah yeah and so there's the challenge then there's um like a chill-down
where you do the Paradise game.
So the pair, if you win the competition,
then you get to go on a paradise reward.
Okay.
And you can go like one,
the first one I went on a yacht.
Like I was chosen to go on a yacht or you go on exotic cars through,
you know,
through the Grand Canary Islands,
things like that.
And then the winner, though,
gets to like,
like the winner,
it's kind of confusing,
but the winner of the game then picks a team to go into exile to
compete in the exile game,
which is like,
with the loser of the game.
You like throw shit at each other or you like,
dig through fish to find keys and things like that so very high is a lot of lows like that kind of thing
and you party every single and then you rage every really okay which is exhausting it's exhausting it is
18 days of raging would be fully like I I can rage but 18 days of it like no thanks are you competing
against each other or with each other so as of now episode four we've only competed against each other
yeah yeah we've only so right off the bat there's like teams he randomly picked up a like a
foam float and it had a number on the bottom and you're teamed up with whoever's the same number
and then you're that team and you compete against other teams that's so fun i always love
i miss um when they did bachelor pad like all those competitions that was so fun to watch so i'm
excited to watch this one and then is there any other love stories that we're going to see come out
of the show yeah yeah so right now yeah there's a there's a couple other um kind of fun like hookups
relationships love stories you know what now i think i think i absolutely kail and i
I think you would love the show because there's a couple characters.
I think her and Bethen are like so much alike.
You love this girl from the UK.
Like the other day, she was in an ITM and she was like,
because, you know, we'd obviously, as you watch it back,
like you get to see things.
And she was like, oh, I think I'm going to, in her,
I can't do a British accent.
But she was like, I think tonight, like, you know,
I might let him have a finger.
He's like, I might let him have a finger in me.
Just one, just one finger.
Yeah, yeah, like things like that.
I was like, oh my God, Kayla would love that.
Yeah.
I love that.
That's right up.
That's my kind of humor.
and like that process too.
Like, yeah, I'll give them a finger, sure.
That's amazing.
Okay, so who else is on this cast that people would know?
Or will people know everybody?
So Angelina from Jersey Shore, there are a couple of different shores on there.
So Acapulco shore is a part of the family.
Mexico Shore.
Oh, wow.
Geordy Shore, which is the UK.
Oh, crazy.
And then there's another one.
Rio Shore, which is Brazil.
Oh.
And then there's Love Island
The Circle and then Bachelor
And the Love is Blind
How is they're from the Circle?
She was from the Circle Brazil
Her name is Marina
Oh, okay
Yeah, yeah, yeah
So it's six from that shore people
And then seven people from other
Like celebrity reality TV shows
Oh, okay
Yeah
It's pretty much everyone that made the most
Oh, in drag race, everyone that made
Oh yeah, in Drag Race from Paul's Drag Race
Oh, that's cool.
Those got put in on this.
When they asked you to be on the show,
did you know what you were getting into?
Because I remember Blake,
you kind of saying, like,
I can't come to something like I'm got a show.
Yeah.
And you were like,
I don't really know what it is yet.
So did you go into it being like,
okay,
I could find someone and I'm going to party
and do all these competitions.
Like, did you know?
Yeah, for me.
So that's right.
I was going to do one of your live podcasts.
Yeah.
And I couldn't.
I was like,
listen,
I'm in,
you know,
I don't know what I'm getting myself into.
So,
I knew all I knew. I was so worried for you. I know. I was like, don't do it, but I'm glad to me. I know. But yeah, so I knew it was a competition show. That was literally the only thing I knew. I didn't know, like, what kind of competition. I didn't really know, even know how much money was on the line. I had heard different figures. And honestly, I went in being like, I don't want to meet anybody. Not only though, it's like, I'm not going to. I was like, I'm not going to. I was like, I'm not going to. I was like, I'm not. It's always. I was like, day one and day, probably day two for sure. I was like, well, I meant someone.
that's always when it happens like
don't you know if you don't
on it or don't expect it you know
wait so it was like right away like instant
like oh shit
I like you and yeah okay
and then gee did you want to meet anyone going in
were you like oh yeah or were you also like
no
no so I actually had a project
afterward I don't know if I can't say it
but I had projects
that my agent was like
don't fall in look
and and then I got I get in there
And I, like, I refuse to touch my phone during these things.
And then I get out of there and I'm like, guys, I'm in trouble.
But no, I was in Columbia when I got the call and I couldn't, I had a really bad reception.
And they're like, so MTV, challenge, do you want to do it?
And I was like, yeah, let's go.
I had no idea what I was getting myself into.
Two days later, I was just like already signed up.
And then I had to be back home within like three weeks.
And then I did it.
Like, it was the day, so it was Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
And then the day after Thanksgiving, we got shipped out.
So my family was just like, all right.
Yeah.
You're doing this again.
I'm like, yep.
And I think one of the reasons for both of us was like we both are in these very serious love shows.
So the second we heard competition party, we were like, yes, I want to show the other side.
You know what I mean?
The other side of us.
And then you got kind of the best of all of the worlds of doing that.
Yeah.
Does your mom like, like, like, my mom loves.
Oh, good.
Oh, my God.
I love your mom.
Obsessed with him.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
She's very much, like, happy with him.
And she actually just watched all of his bachelor, Bachelor in Paradise.
She watched it all.
Yeah.
And then she was, like, sending me.
I was so nervous.
I was like, oh, my God, she's going to hate me.
You were probably able to get contacts.
Like, actually, you're like, I have the seats, which we'll get into, but go on.
No, she tells me, so she tells me in Spanish.
She goes, well, he saved himself because of two.
things. One, I already like him. Two, I don't really understand what's going on. But also, three,
he didn't end up with any of them. So I'm really happy. Yeah, exactly. I just love when
you can get through something and look back at it and be able to be like, oh my God, I went
through all this for a reason and like, I got through it. And that was like, I'm sure for both
of you, you had some really like low, well, I know for Blake because I was your friend. And he's there.
but I also know like it's probably so hard to go through what for love is blind like what people are saying about you and how they portray you and all these things so to like get through that all and then be brave enough to go on TV again find each other and I'll be like oh it was actually a fun experience and like we met each other like and have not a gross taste in your mouth from his and like the odds of us finding each other on a shore show like what?
Like nobody falls in love at the shore you know what I mean?
So, like, that was pretty crazy, you know?
It was really cool.
And we say all the time, we're like, if it weren't for, like, our individual experiences, like,
we wouldn't be like this happy and healthy because we honestly were able to, like, grow so much and know what we don't want, you know, you know, everything.
I mean, also you're, I mean, if you were like me after I came off that show, I did so much deep diving into who I am and what I want and did therapy and did all this work that I didn't even know I needed in my life to then put me in a place.
I was like, oh, I could probably be in a healthy relationship now.
Yeah, exactly.
I think we were both in such.
And that's one of the reasons I think for me, especially, did the show.
Like, I was good professionally, good, you know, personally, like all that.
I felt comfortable enough to get back out there, put myself out there again.
Yeah.
And then I met him, and I never told you this, but I actually went through a period of, like,
wow, I'm so happy, like, as I am.
And, like, my, because I was traveling by myself.
And I was in a very, very good headspace.
And I was like, am I willing to, like, sacrifice?
this to like let someone else into my life and I did and it was great.
But that is, that's a real thing.
Like, because sometimes you want to get to that place in your life where you are like solid
and who you are and what you're doing and like career wise, personally why, like everything
that you're like, okay, I'm ready for a relationship now, but now do I even want one?
Because I'm so cool on my own.
So I even want one?
Yeah.
But that's a great place to be in because then you find the right kind of people.
so you know you're just aligning yourself with what the universe wants i just had a podcast
the universe girl you know i'm all about that she's a huge universe girl she's a huge universe hey do you
know who gabby bernstein is gabby bernstein yes i i know the name but wait what is it again
i don't know she is like uh speaker she's an author new york's best time whatever all those
things and she just was on my podcast she is like a light worker and talks about
believing in the universe and she wrote
about it. I'm like, what?
Last night, we almost,
when we did it before, the blasphal moment, we like wrote
down, manifested and burned it and stuff.
That's stuff all she talks about.
And that's all stuff that I do. And I was just like
listening to her to, at one point,
she stopped talking and I was like,
oh, yeah. Oh, I'm podcast.
I thought I was like listening to a podcast
because everything she says is just
so I'm like so aligned
with her. You need to follow her on
Instagram and listen to her podcast.
and read her books like there's one book she wrote called the universe has your back it's amazing
that's your saying she has her merch right now that says the universe has your back i really got it
yeah she got it yeah she got it yeah this sign holy shit that's crazy wow this is a sign okay i love
this shit so much so you are meant to yeah wow that's crazy you you're meant to obviously listen
to her podcast or do something to download her audiobook or i'm like promoting the hell out of her right now
but that just um but i'm like all on this high vibe
Now coming off the podcast with her. I'm like in such a good headspace.
It's amazing.
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okay you two have obviously been on other shows as we've said but how is this one different
from those is it because it wasn't strictly for dating like do they manipulate into like
relationship stuff or was it like yeah it's a good question because it was the opposite like
they were actually like get away from each other this is like they were like you guys are
too much all over each other like this is a competition of like
literally we're like mad enough to look so and we're like in the corner yeah yeah we're like
doing our own thing so I don't want to like diminish either of ours like past you know
relationships or feelings or whatever but this one felt like because of that because it was not
more or less convinced you in ITM that you not that you don't love somebody but that you love them
more than you think or whatever it is it was the opposite it was like stop it and so it drew us
closer you know I felt like we just got to know each other on a real deeper level um even in those 18
months, you know, so it was very different than I think either of our shows. Yeah. Oh, how nice to not get
manipulated. That's great. Yeah. Well, and actually, I've talked about it a little bit on my pod and
it was something I didn't. Did you know prior the whole like they can't manipulate it? So we sat down,
you know how like on the bathroom to you like get into the mansion and they sit you down to go through
rules and all that kind of stuff. So they did that with us and they had to sign, you know, a lot of
different things or whatever. And one of them, and I didn't know this, but it went all the way to
Supreme Court, like, in the 70s or 80s, but you're actually not allowed to manipulate
when there's money on the line.
So they literally, yeah, so put it this way, I only had three ITMs the entire time.
All I did was talk to a confession into a camera.
Whoa, that's good.
I did not know that that's a lot of those asked.
Yeah, like legally, they cannot manipulate because I think what was happening was a producer was
helping somebody win the game over and over again back in the 70s.
so they pass a law that like you cannot manipulate at all during a game show so then i was like
where do i sign i was like i'm so shit oh i would be all over that if they if that's like a legal
like they cannot manipulate you when money's on the line oh holy shit that's fascinating i would yeah
that makes sense then why you were like okay i'll do it yeah totally i was like okay well we found
like when we were in we were already in there yeah so at that point though i was like oh then my
you know my walls came down a little bit i was like yeah so it helps but then also like watching it back
now too like okay we felt really comfortable but then watching it back i always wish that love is blinded
more of like the super authentic like you know dumb things that come out of your mouth and you're like
wait that's really funny like that really showed like why we connected and why we bonded and then now
this show it's just that that's pretty much all they're showing yeah yeah i always say like what i said
the other day was like it's like they're showing the bloopers and the credit rolls that bachelor does
so that's like the whole show is us being idiots it's like all of us just make making mistake but
they're not concentrating like we're used to concentrate on cute moments but they're really not they have a
couple there's a couple in there but it's mostly just like us being idiots and like the competition so it's
running the house down yeah like yeah and like yeah like yeah wow why was i not there i feel
do you have to be single yeah no you yeah everybody well angelina's married there are multiple
people who yeah who we're in relationship do you have any thing that you've watched back that you're like
oh shit or it's surprising or disappointing or anything that you've been or are you
like, yeah, it's pretty much how it was.
I know what it is.
So there is in episode two?
Yeah, it was true.
There's a moment, and it ended up being a good thing,
but she made out with another guy right next to me.
No, it was his teammate.
It was my teammate.
No.
So that was, you know, like a big moment
because it was like, at that point, I was kind of like,
oh, I am reading this completely wrong.
She doesn't like me.
In my defense, Blake's way of like flirting you
seducing you is to just like like steal stairs so like I don't really know and then he'll do like
really cute like little conversations and then so he's like also like testing the waters and they were
yeah it was day two yeah a couple guys like testing the waters yeah and I'm single I don't want a
relationship right and then they we did like this dumb game in the hot tub and they're like okay
you have to have kids to ask a question right like they didn't like they didn't explain it to me right
and I decided not to like full on kiss you.
Yeah, she like kissed my neck.
Because I wanted to like tease you and also not have our first kiss in front of everybody.
In a hot tub, you know what I?
Right, yeah.
But then his teammate was like, okay, well, I want to kiss.
And I was like, I don't care about you.
Fine, let's go.
And then he was like, I don't know what's going on.
My arm was literally on her while she's naked out with another guy.
I was like, yeah.
You're like, here we are back where I'm like,
one girl with other guys.
You're like, triggering.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but I think...
It helped.
I think you liked that.
I didn't know.
I hated it.
I fucking ate it.
But I think it just, like, was one of those things where, oh, I like her more than I thought.
And same with her.
Oh, I like, because I don't like seeing him hurt.
I like him more than I.
That's exactly the game that Jason played with me when he sent him a picture of some girl.
He's like, should I go on a date with her?
And I was like, no.
And then I was like, oh, I think I like him.
Yeah.
That was the moment that I kind of realized.
I realize it. That's so interesting. Okay, let's go into, like, what is happening in Bachelor drama right now. Because I am so, it's so, it's fascinating because I'm not in it. So I'm like, as an outside. But, okay, it's, aren't you having like a little giggle over this? Because it's just so funny that the man who like refuses to, like, he's just contradicted himself so many times in life where I'm like, oh my gosh, stop. Like, I'm getting sick. I know. I know.
it's like an embarrassment for him almost yeah and it's like one of those things where like I just don't know what he was thinking you know he's like his whole like stick about me is all you know is like he doesn't like me and like he talks about me a lot and the sex message and then he turns around to the same thing I was just so confused by and something so small you know like Katie just was like I blocked it it could have been something Nick could have just kind of like glossed over been like whatever but instead of red text message and I was like no way that's exactly what my reaction was when he was reading the
the text, I was like, no way. He's shit on Blake for this, which I still take full responsibility
for. I took it. But he, the fact that he was just reading out these texts, I'm like, what,
what is he doing? And then he's talking about like, Katie spilling tea and how that's so stupid.
I'm like, you literally went on like a Patreon, like, podcast and had people pay you to spill the
tea. Like you made your own and stuff. Yeah, yeah, on the people who were on your season.
Like, you did the same thing.
It was very confusing.
I was just kind of shook.
Yeah.
And it's just like one of those things now where, yeah, I mean, I was laughing while it was happening.
But at first off, I was pissed, you know, but now I'm like, it's not even, you know,
it's the dumbest, like, kind of drama.
Like, there's no, you know.
It's dumb drama.
It's so funny because she's an outsider.
So, like, she's like, what?
This is stupid.
Like, I know it is, but let me have my moment.
I'm like, it feels like these two high school kids are, like, giggling over what this one girl said,
and they're, like, laughing about it.
And, like, the most immature one.
way in my opinion and then the fact that he's like doing the same thing that he's trying to bring him down
for i just think he's just a just yeah it's a lot because people actually like blake and there's
nothing good to say about that man it's it's so interesting because i'm like why does he have this
beef with you okay so then you call him out does he respond to you calling him out i haven't blocked
so i don't know you and katie bob haven't blocked i'm obsessed i've had him blocked for
a minute. So I don't know. I mean, I'm sure he'll say someone in a spot, which whatever.
Like, old Blake maybe would have been nervous, right? I would have been like, what is he
can say now? But like, now I'm just like, it doesn't even matter. You know,
part of me is like, I wish I wouldn't have even said anything to begin with it. Like, I was
so heated in the moment. I was like, this man. No, but then everyone agreed with.
Oh, yeah. I mean, everybody was like, what? Yeah. But it's like, it was such dumb drama.
And like, I just, if he said something, I'm just going to let it go.
You're like, the old Blake can't come to the phone anymore. He's dead.
I'm the new Blake and I don't give a shit.
New phone. He did.
That's amazing. Yeah, it was all just so. And he's like in, I don't know where he's London or something with his girlfriend.
Like, it's so interesting that he was just so bothered by something that Katie's done while he's on vacation.
I was like, just let it go, man. I don't know. All she said was like he's blocked and like if she would have said what I think she wanted to say, then I think it would have been something.
But she kind of kept it pretty calm, you know, so I was so chill. She just said, oh, he's blocked, which he is. I know he's blocked on her phone.
And that doesn't mean that she didn't have a conversation where.
with him before and text him before.
I don't know.
The whole thing, here I am still
talking about it, so that's stupid.
Yeah, here we are.
I just wanted to hear your take.
It, like, overshadowed
the Bastard premiere.
Like, it really did.
Well, I'm not
going to toot my own horn here
because I'm like,
the ratings went down from when
Tasha and I were the host
on the last few people.
And I was like,
that, you know, take that.
Yeah. I was like, okay, I'll just have a little
like moment to myself about that one um but are you guys watching yeah so yeah we yeah we watched we
watch um i didn't do my normal recap or anything because like i like i kind of want to start
to like separate from it i really do like i'm on a new show on a different network i got this
dj thing like i'm like but we do we know we still do watch and obviously we follow some like
batch or i do she doesn't but i follow some batch accounts just to kind of keep up but i was actually
shocked that the ratings because like i thought this was gonna just blow everything out of water
double basherettes. And I love both of them.
Like, they're great bashorettes. I think they're going to do a fantastic job.
So I was kind of shocked by the ratings as well.
I mean, they didn't have fight the stark that I think past seasons, like it kind of,
it was only, wasn't a huge job, but still, I thought it was going to blow last year's out of the water.
So, yeah, kind of shocked by that.
And let me make it clear that I don't think it actually has anything to do with me.
I was just having a moment, but I actually think, I just think people every year kind of like,
am I still into this show or am I not?
And I think like a lot of it has to do with the fact that it's on cable television and like everybody's getting rid of their cable and everyone's going to like on like streaming and online and everything like that.
And yeah, but I mean, my little piece of advice for you and this is something that I struggled with is I was like, I want to I want to separate myself from Bachelor franchise and from that.
And I've got my own things going on and I did for a while.
But then I realized how much it just helps my podcast and my brand and like everything.
to just because it's like people want to hear your take on it because you experienced it
and like I like hearing your take on certain things when you're watching it and doing
Instagram stories and stuff I'm like oh I want to see what Blake's saying about it
because you've been there and done that and people love to hear about it so same thing with
like do you think they're going to do another love is blind or have they yes okay so season
three is coming very very soon and they're going to do the same formula as what they did
the first time, which is love is wine, then after the altar.
Love is wine and after the altar.
So after the altar is coming up soon.
And then season three of Love is wine is coming.
And I hear that season three is crazy.
Really?
Yeah.
I hear that it's just going to be like lots of things that I thought were going to happen
during my season and during season two finally happened in season three.
So I'm like really excited.
Are you guys part of season three?
No, so they haven't.
at least I'm not.
I don't know about anybody else,
but they haven't, like, asked to bring
back people as, like,
I don't know, mentors or anything like that.
I think it's still pretty green.
Yeah.
But I do know that it's going to have, like, a pretty long life, so.
Makes sense.
So will you guys...
Yeah, why not?
Will you watch?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I watched season two,
and I liked it,
but a lot of my theories were confirmed
where it's, like,
it's not the same as season one,
because people watched it,
so they knew what to expect,
et cetera, et cetera.
It looks like an experiment.
anymore it's like been done so we know it's coming yeah so they can they kind of knew how to
maneuver certain things yeah but then when you watch the uh like the reunions and everything everybody's
like actually you can't escape what you actually said what you actually thought what you actually
did everyone just calls each other out in the end yeah um which i think is that show is crazy like
we think bass was crazy like she was engaged in how many days nine days no love is mine is yeah it's
crazy like the more i heard about it i was like what
I was like, you actually were at the, like, alter, not just, like, proposing.
I was like, my family and friends.
It's a Frankenstein of a show.
Like, I always thought that.
Yeah, your girlfriend is iconic, by the way, on that show.
I had no idea.
An absolute legend from the show.
It's the best.
But back to The Bachelor up for a second.
Blake, some people thought you look like Tino.
Do you think you look like Tino?
I saw that, but now I don't.
I don't see it either.
No, but I got tagged in, like, a bunch of things that were like,
Blake and Tino, and I was like, really?
I didn't see it.
it too much. Every time I post him, they're like,
oh my God, Mama's Teller. I get that
a lot. Really?
I even met him in
the Super Bowl, like two years ago. And I was
like, bro, like people think I look like you. And he was
like, yeah, I kind of see it. I'll see it. I'm really?
I love him. I love him.
Yeah, he's amazing. Oh, that's
so interesting. Okay, and then who do you
think will be on Paradise just seeing the first
episode of Bachelorette? Or do you know?
Actually, well, I know, I don't know
a ton. I mean, I know kind of like the people
I know, you know what I mean? Like people I know who went down there.
But I think the twins would be great.
Like, I actually didn't mind them.
Like, I thought I was going to find them.
They're cute.
It feels like Pete Davidson.
They are cute.
Wait, who do you think they were like?
Pete Davidson.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, like, almost like a cuter Pete Davidson.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, more like polish a little bit.
So I was shocked they got sent home, to be honest.
And they weren't like the other past twins we've out on where they just are there for like the gimmick.
Like I actually thought they kind of decided what was different about them, that kind of thing.
So I think they'll be done.
I thought it.
Yeah.
And it was hard to, like, build a connection because there's two of you and two of them.
And, like, you weren't having that one-on-one time with any of them yet.
So it just felt like, yeah, of course, that was weird and awkward.
And I was like, give the twins a second shot.
I know.
I agree.
Second shot on Paradise.
Also, that magic man, Roby, I loved him.
I was a-oh, I said it.
Oh, that was so put off by him.
I was like, get this man.
I was like a missed opportunity to have a season of magic tricks.
in there, too, because that would have been
a great television. Did you say the same thing?
Yeah, I was like, literally, I was like, I would keep him around
just so that he could perform magic tricks for me
when I'm, like, crying, and he's, like, doing magic tricks
and stuff, you know? I was like, yeah, I definitely would have kept him around.
Totally. And while you're having sex, he's like,
nah, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Okay, wait, his sister is, like, super famous.
Oh, I didn't know that, really.
Her name is...
I'm going to form one.
L-L-L-L-E-E...
S-K-I. You'll know
or as soon as you see her.
Oh my God, yeah. Love her!
Yeah, that's his sister.
Holy shit. She's like
a legend. I know.
Yeah, she's like a good, like really good actions.
Yeah. I know. I was like, wait,
don't send him home night one. Yeah, I found that
sass. I did not know that.
Wild. Yeah, that is crazy. So they're like an entertainment
family. Well, he has a good follow. He has like 60,000 followers.
He does. Something like, yeah, before the show started. He has
something like that. Or a lot.
For being a magician.
So, like, he's a good magician.
He's not, like, a local bar, like, impressing women.
Like, he's a good magician.
The card into the watch really got me.
I'm not going to lie, I could see a little bit of, like, the black paper of, like, wear them.
Yeah, I was like, I think they did him a little dirty on that one.
I think they wanted it to, like, like, this guy isn't legit.
Okay, let's play a couple games before I let you go.
Just a little game of most likely, too.
So, warning, these are not your typical questions, I might add.
I got a little creative one way.
Who's most likely to have a pet tarantula?
Yeah, I was going to say you for sure.
It would be G, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, you definitely would have a weird pet.
Yeah.
She would have like a weird pet.
Like, I found it.
Yeah.
Come home to have tarantula in charge.
Like, I'm going to make its food.
Like, what a great idea.
Thank you, Caitlin.
You come up.
Who's most likely to eat spaghetti with syrup?
Yeah, I'll eat anything.
Me for sure.
It's blasphemy.
She'll look at me sometimes.
Yeah, I'll eat anything.
Okay, who is more likely to chew with their mouth open?
Me, for sure.
Again, I'm just, clearly I'm just like a dirty.
Just a little swab over there.
Yeah, I'm just a slob.
Okay, who is more likely to join a cult?
Yeah.
She isn't a cold.
It's called astrology.
I was just going to say that.
Yeah.
She isn't.
The canyons and like go and detox.
Oh, I want to go on like an acid trip and like go do like that whole thing.
I want to sign me up for that.
You know what I want to do all that.
I too would join the cult with you.
I really would.
But what doesn't that, what is it called Ashwaganda?
Is that?
Ayahuasca.
Ayahuasca. Where's Ashwaganda? That's something to.
Ayahuasca. Okay, doesn't that make you puke and like, yeah.
Yeah, that's my biggest fear in life is throwing up. So I don't know if I could do it.
Yeah, that's right. You would do it like uncontrolled.
Yeah, it's like a reset button for your entire soul. Like, yeah, like.
And like you're in pain for like 48 hours.
48 hours?
Yeah.
Oh, it depends.
And you vomit for like 48 hours. Like, yeah, it's crazy.
And I know I want to do it so bad.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
I want to because I want to get out on the other.
side and like being a woman, but at the same time, I'm like, I'm okay with the woman I am
right now, if I don't have to pay for 48 hours. I'm like, I'll just go to my counselor
and therapy. Okay. Last one. Who is most likely to get away with murder? Yeah, she's detail
oriented. Not me. I can't get away with anything. I can't get away with anything.
Oh my God. You could just be like freaking out. Oh my God, what do I do? Yeah. Yeah. No, she's very
detail oriented so she could do it. No, that's just the
That's just shows how not to kill oriented you are because I am not, at all.
The fact that you think that about me is.
We should have played the like newly together game of like,
then we could really find out how well you know each other.
What are you doing?
Yeah, I say, let's not do that.
Yeah, we need to study before.
I think I think it's going well.
No, I do.
Well.
From spending this much time with each other,
what are your pet peeves with one another?
What annoys you?
What's no.
All right.
She is late to everything.
thing. Not anymore. She's getting better.
Okay. We've got improved it.
Yeah, and it's a cultural thing
too. We come from very different cultures.
And so, like, in her culture...
It's actually seven. Yeah, seven. Like, we're talking
late, late. So we've gotten
better. We've gotten better.
It's a suggestion. I'm the opposite. I'm the most
prompt you, and I hate being late to anything. So, like, even
so it's just like, we're complete opposites with that.
But she's gotten better a lot. And I've gotten more
patient. Up to the moment
where it's like, okay, we're late. Let's go.
I'm very impatient.
that Jason is late for everything and oh my gosh everything no he's pretty good with work stuff
but like if we're going somewhere always late and takes probably the same amount of time to get
ready that I do it's yeah you need someone to balance it out in the relationship yeah we've
yeah like it's five minutes you think it's seven six it's compromise now i've come to the fact
where I lie you know it's a lie like yeah dinner's at 430 so it's extra so it's
That's a weird time.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, and then what is your pet peeve of Blake?
You don't wash your feet or what's on?
She doesn't?
She's like, she's like.
I take like three showers today.
Yeah, she's like.
I'm lucky if he does it once a day.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just a sloppy mess apparently in this podcast.
I just like, yeah, I'll take, I don't take a shower unless I like work out or like I go out or something.
Like if we're just laying in bed all day.
I'm not going to shower.
Jason would say the same thing about me.
That's, I, yeah, because I don't, I had this conversation with Lowe the other day.
He was like, this guy that I'm seeing thinks I'm like a psychopath for showering every day.
I'm like, that is psycho.
What?
Why are you showering every day?
And he was like, what?
And I'm like, but it's easier if you're a guy.
So you really like throw my theory that do you wash your hair like three times a day or do you get everything?
Or do you just like shower, like body shower?
Oh, yeah.
So like, I'll wash my.
I hear like every other day, every two days.
But then I'll just like clip it up and then
she'll scrub like three times a day.
There's a day.
Like the day you did it before you went to the gym.
She showered before the gym.
I was like,
well, because sometimes we sweat when we sleep
and I wake up, I go like icky.
And then I just, I like it kind of wakes in my day.
And then I also lived in Florida,
well, grew up in Florida.
So it's always super humid.
So like go out, you come back,
you get to take a shower before you go out.
So I'm just used to it.
I mean, that's not a bad quality.
It's just,
is time-consuming, and I'm, like, too lazy for that.
Like, I'm like, if I'm alone, definitely by myself and, like, didn't work out,
yeah, I'm not showering.
No, I've done that, too.
Like, I've gone, like, a day.
At the most.
I think I did, I've done, like, two.
I don't know.
That's, like, when I'm really a hermit, but, like, I'll go.
Yeah, but it's just funny because it's just like, I agree.
Like, I think it's inefficient, right?
Like, I just think it's inefficient to, like, shower time.
That's how I feel, too.
I'm like, there's just no way.
If I can have extra, like, 20 minutes to sleep and not shower, like, that's what I'm going to do.
And then I'm going to go to the gym.
But if I go to the gym, I am such a sweater at the gym.
Like, I have to shower after.
Otherwise, that's just wrong.
But, yeah, I feel you on that one.
Like, like, yeah.
Okay.
Are you dating with a hose?
Like, who is it?
That's how, wait, I saw that with champagne on one of your Instagrams.
So, okay, now that you're all lubed up on spade and sparrows, do you have a confession for me?
you go first no you go first
I've done 20 confessions
Blake was on like our highlight reel
the last
yeah yeah it's been great yeah
yeah for sure no you go
okay this is a big one
okay
oh god I don't know it
I don't think I've ever said it out
Blake Horsman is the best sex
of my life
oh
oh no
Hell yeah.
Yeah, that could have been bad if it was like,
yeah.
Oh, my God, what a confession.
That's the best confession ever.
Did your dick just move a little?
Now I'm blushing.
I'm looking blushing over here.
Like, after this podcast, you're going to throw against a wall.
I love it.
Challenge it.
That's all.
My confession was, we're literally going to have sex after this.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm jealous.
Not because my person is on the road.
Always.
Um, what would be my, I was going to confess, like, when we were filming
All-Star Shore, and it was kind of similar on, like, the Bastrop,
where, like, you just don't, like, you don't masturbate.
You just don't, I know the masturbation confession from Blake.
What do you know?
Perfect.
Very on brand.
But, yeah, you just don't.
But there was, I had, like, a wet dream.
Yeah.
I'll say, I didn't, you didn't, that didn't tell it, on All-Start,
but I haven't had one of those in forever because it was so hard,
because we, we can say this.
We didn't have sex on camera.
We didn't have sex when we were down there
So it didn't while we were down there
So it was like hard though
Because we slept together
Every night
Every night
We slept together
I'm like when did you have this wet dream
Because we slept together
It was like back downstairs though
Wait did you like not hook up
Like
No we didn't have sex
No we would like you know
Mess around
Nothing seriously
So we kept it very
PG-13
Yeah yeah
That's how I got them hooked
Yeah
Exactly just the one of the mornings
It was late
And we were like
I would, usually I'd fall asleep in her bed, get up, and then I'd go down to my bed.
And I remember waking up in the morning, and I was like, what the fuck?
Like, I'm like 16 again, you know?
I was like, what?
Yeah, yeah.
She would get me all riled up and then like, go sleep in your own bed.
That's tricky.
I feel like that's just the human body, Blake.
That's okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you for sharing your confessions with me.
I feel like we're that much closer now.
Okay, well, I'm really excited because I get to see you soon in Toronto.
Are you going to come?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited.
We get to, like, double date on and off the stage.
I'm so excited because I keep saying this.
I keep just being like, I can't believe you're such a legit DJ now.
Like, you're so good.
And I'm like, it all started from a little podcast called Off the Vine Live.
It really did, though.
I tell everybody that, yeah.
It's crazy.
It's so funny.
And so now I'm excited because you're going to be the DJ.
We're going to be in Toronto.
We'll get you up on stage.
And we're just going to drink some straight and sparrows and have the best time.
So, um,
And I didn't even know Burrs Papaya was coming, too.
I love her.
So awesome.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
She's going to come out for the first little bit.
And, well, I mean, maybe stay for the whole thing.
Depends on whatever she wants.
But July 23rd, the tickets are almost sold out.
Holy cow.
I'm going to post.
I'm going to post.
I'm going to post, too.
That helps a little bit.
But yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So thank you.
And I'm so excited to hang out with you guys in Canada, the homeland.
I know, Canada.
That's awesome.
Oh, she's ever been to Canada.
Oh, my.
I am going to do so many Canadian things with you.
Oh, no, we're going to do Putin, Tim Hortons.
I'm going to get you to put your things with Loonies and Toonies,
and we're going to, like, do all the things.
Oh, I can't wait.
This is going to be fun.
Oh, that's good content too.
I freaking love you guys.
Thank you so much for being on the pod.
You two are freaking adorable together, and I can't wait to just be in real life with you guys.
Yeah, I can't wait.
I haven't seen you guys in forever, so it'll be great.
IRL.
Oh, you know what?
bring the jersey
Blake oh I have it I haven't I even put it out
don't let me forget
okay for everyone listening if you don't know
Blake and I had a bet on who is going to win
between the Oilers and the
avalanche and obviously Blake won
your team was I'm so happy for them
actually because they really deserved it
and I have to wear a jersey that says
what's his name McKinnon
McKinnon yep is better than McKinnon is better than
McJesus we call him
McDavid
it follows me on Instagram, so he's going to be like, you know, bitch.
Yes, I love that.
I love that.
We just better.
Yeah, exactly.
It makes a bet that much better.
So we'll get that done in Toronto.
And thanks again.
See you later.
Bye, darling.
Goodles.
Bye.
Bye.
I'm Caitlin Bristow.
I'll see you next Tuesday.
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