Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Brianna LaPaglia | Hungover and Happy To Be Here (REPEAT)

Episode Date: September 3, 2024

#768. REPEAT OUR GREATEST HIT EPISODES: Staying on brand, Brianna Chickenfry is hungover today while she joins Kaitlyn in NYC and quickly becomes KB’s new favorite person. These two hit it off right off the bat by bonding over peeing their pants and the show ‘I Think You Should Leave.’ They get even deeper by discussing what Brianna’s childhood was like as an only child basically living in a room full of rodents and what her life is like now co-hosting podcasts with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards and her best friend Grace. At the ripe age of 24, Bri built her brand off of being the hungover girl on TikTok, and since leaving her small hometown she has (almost) lost her Boston accent, sold out her first live podcast tour (in one day), and yet remained friends with the same people she grew up with. She’s a real one. Which is why they decided to combine Book Clubs and read the same book this month. Wine was drank, secrets were shared and forces were joined on today’s episode, you don’t want to miss it. If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (18:20) - Brianna gets a rose tattoo to honor her grandma (who she thought was named Rose)... then finds out her grandma's real name was Claire. Oops! (20:32) - The girls speak about Dave Portnoy & the Barstool Sports Office. (26:40) - Brianna talks about knowing she would pursue this career from the age of 10, holding auditions for her videos in her neighborhood. (29:33) - Brianna’s philosophy? Forget being the bigger person—she’s clapping back at your comments, one post at a time! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! BOLL & BRANCH: Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets when you use promo code Vine15 at See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Thank you for coming on the pod. Of course. I am actually really excited because I always say in podcasts, I love getting to know people if I don't know much about them to start with because then by the end I'm like, oh, cool. Like doing my research is fun, but getting to talk to you in person is much better. And I need to know why on your TikTok, Why are people sending you flowers and why you're peeing your pants?

Oh, okay. Well, my boyfriend was sending me, giving me flowers. I've gotten a lot of flowers in the past couple months. I'm like, wow, this is the most flowers I've ever gotten. Amazing. Yeah, it's great. And I'm peeing my pants a lot. Come on.

I don't know what the f***ing is happening. It's, I'm actually worried. No, but I'm like, I'm like taking a step and, oops, squirt, like a lot. And it's happening more and more. And I'm like, what is going on? Do you want to dive into it? I have some thoughts. Okay, tell me.

I haven't been to the doctor in years That's, well, I'm, you should go I know Oh, I did actually, I was in the emergency room a little bit A little bit ago for kidney stone So I'm wondering if there There you go Yeah, right?

There's got to be something tied to that I'm sorry, that's awful Yeah, it's okay I always heard about my girlfriends Who've had babies saying that that happens Yeah But then I went to a trampoline Like, what are the, what are this, like a jump?

Like a sky zone or something? Yes, with my niece and nephew And I was peeing every time I jumped And I was like, wait a second. If I'm like this now, I know. Does that just come with age? I think it does. No.

People say do, um, so people on my TikTok are like do pelvic floor exercises. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that you stop peeing your pants. Are you going to try? I don't know. That's, I would just keep pee in my pants. There's things for that. There's like, um, there's one girl that I know Erin Oprya, she's a fitness trainer

and she like promotes them. It's like a thing almost like a tampon, but for pee. Oh. If you'd like to, if a new brand deal comes your way. Yeah. Oh, let's do it. Yeah, I mean, girls got to eat, you know? Exactly.

I'm into it. Also, your IG story. Please tell me you're a fan of I think you should leave. Oh my gosh, yes. I just saw that you responded to my story. I'm like, thank you. You've got to be right next to me, Virgilok Real. It's got to make money off this.

My favorite thing to say. I can't stop saying it. So I was with one of my friends from Dance With the Stars who just came up with a app for his fitness account, Alan Burstyn, but his thing is called Burst 10. and he does 10-minute fitness things. Love a pun. And he was like, I want to promote it with that sound. And he's like, but so many people don't get it.

Which is, I'm like, everyone should get it. It's the best show. Slick hair, sloppy sticks. I'm obsessed with him. Sloppy stakes. I know. I think he's a genius. He's so funny. He is a comical genius.

And have you seen him like in interviews too? Yes. He like can switch back and forth from like he's, you can tell he's like an intelligent human. and then can go into a character. Yeah, I think to be, like, super funny, you have to be a very smart person. Yes, I agree. I agree, because I'm really funny. Yeah, me too.

We're really smart. We're really smart. So you're hungover. Yes, I'm fucking hungover. Tell me what you did last night. Okay, so I wasn't going to go out. I had my whole night planned. I was going to stay in.

And then I haven't seen my best friend in a while. And I haven't been in the city. And I haven't been partying as hard as I used to. And I am a partier at heart. I used to party really, really hard. The past couple months I've, like, slowed to. down a little bit. And I was sitting in my bed. It was like 10 p.m. Like, I got on a party. So I texted my friend and I called her. I'm like, we're going out. And then we went out. And my friend doesn't

know how to leave. And of course, when I'm with her, I'm with her a minute. So she didn't want to leave. So we were out until like, you know, 4 a.m. Oh, God. It was one of those. I know. And I was drinking beer and wine and tequila and vodka. I'm going to throw up. May I ask how old you are? 24. Oh, okay. You're fine. I don't remember the last time I've really done that till four in the morning. But the last time I did, I was 37. I'm now 38. And at 37, I like almost died. Yeah. I'm scared. It's just getting my hangovers are getting progressively. Well, if it makes you feel better, I actually usually don't get hungover. And I can party. Oh, okay. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. It's, I think it's a mindset. And a little bit of a

mindset. And a little bit of alcoholism. My mom's like, I think you've just trained your liver and body. And I'm not sure if that's the best. But like, but I get my liver checked all the time. I go get blood work done. I make sure I'm still good. Exactly. And it's good. Yeah. I feel like it's great. I'm like better than good. How? Yeah. I'm like it's a liver made of steel. And I swear like, so I did a food sensitivity test and I was so scared they're going to tell me like, you're allergic to like berries and strawberries and like everything that's in wine. But they're like, that's your super food. Like all the reds and all the apples and citrus. And I was like, yes. This is made, it was made to happen. So I'm really, I'm really happy about it.

But I'm sorry you're hungover. It's, okay. It's later in the day. So it feels like an appropriate time to like have a drink at the air of the dog. You know like the delusional hungover where you're just like out of it and like. Where you're still drunk? Yeah. Yeah.

That's how I was feeling today. Like we recorded before this and I was, it was crazy. I was like, what the fuck am I saying? I know that feeling. Yeah. I went last night to meet my girlfriend for a drink and this is the first time I've ever done this. I had one and I went home. No shit.

I see. that's something I lack, and I always say, I'm going to do it. How did you do that? I don't know. That's willpower. I honestly, I'm a grown adult now. I went home and I was like, I ordered in and I got to bed at a reasonable hour and I finished a book. Wow. I know. And I'm like, New York's not even my home. So it's not like, you know, it's because it was what, Tuesday last night? Yeah. I love a Tuesday though. Come on. I party every Tuesday. Why? What is it about Tuesdays? Something about a Tuesday in the air in New York City is the the best. Because the best. Is it more like the real ones are out? Yes, every Tuesday's popping every single week. Not just because it's fashion week, every Tuesday is so fun. New York City people back me up on that. Okay. Yeah. What do you think, do you like fashion week when it's in the city?

I do and I hate that there's so much traffic. Also, people are a little more intimidating and I don't know. I don't know if I love it because people are like scary and you're getting looks and you feel like you have to dress a certain way and look the part. I'm telling you what. I wore this this morning. I've done four podcasts today. That's a lot. It's a lot. I don't think people realize how much talking that is and like interviewing is draining. When I have to do back to back interviews. I never get drained till after though. Yeah. And then you're like, yeah. Like I get home and I go, am I okay. Like I can't form a sentence and I'm tired and I'm grumpy. And then I'm like, oh, it's because I talked all day. But when I'm in it, I'm in it. Yeah, I feel that.

Like I'm loving this and I'm like, and then I get home and go, yeah. My brain doesn't work. But I just, I feel like New York is. New York is already intimidating to me. And when it's fashion week, I just get like overwhelmed with. Yeah, it's a lot. In New York, like you said, is intimidating to begin with. People are just, I don't know, a lot of people here are also just like trying to be something they're not. So especially with fashion week, it's like times a million. And I don't know, this is kind of my first fashion week where I'm like doing things and going to events and stuff. So I'm really like out of, I feel out of place at them because you know how like

people have like a switch to turn on when they do like the influencer shit or whatever. I'm the same person in every room I walk into. I love that. I know it's a blessing in a car. Yeah, but I'm like, I don't have it. Like, everyone like has a switch. They flip on it. I don't know. It's draining and scary to me. But that's so cool because that's what I strive to be. I want to be the same in every interview, every person. Like that was my goal when I went on The Bachelor. I wanted all my family and friends to go like, that's exactly who she is. And I think that's such a good quality, especially at 24. Me, I did not have that. I know. I kind of was like forced to have it because I'm like been doing this shit for, I don't know three years now. That's true. Yeah. That's, it's part of your job.

It's like, make a break. Yeah. Because you are kind of put in front of a microphone and you can only not be yourself for so long. I know. I tried in the beginning. I was like trying to have, it was like, I used to like write scripts for my podcast and stuff and like have certain ways I wanted to be. Crumbled. It was terrible. And now that in me, it's, it's popping off. And I was going to say, I bet now from you being exactly who you're supposed to be, it's successful. Because you can tell. You can see through. I cannot with people that are forced online. Like, I get turning it on and I get like, you know, I'm going to like sit here and then I'll pull up my phone and I'll be like a straight way. But turning it on to like another level always icks me out. I know. And there's so many people I've met and not even in a negative way. It's just weird. The people that I meet and they're completely different than who they are online. Yes. In a better way. Like I like I like the more in person. I see them online. I'm like, I don't really think I like you. And then I meet them. I'm like, wait, you're great. That happens all the time. Especially. Even people like on reality TV where I think I'm going to not like them at all.

And then they come on my show and I'm like, you're wonderful. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. The internet is such a mind. Yeah. It truly is. And it's just an echo chamber too.

So like you hear, you see one thing. You're like, I believe it. I'm bound to believe it. Yeah. It's just scary. It is scary. It is a scary place. Scary, scary.

Dark place. It is scary dark. You are a busy gal. Yes. Booked and freaking busy. I love it. Last week you were running on no sleep. Mm-hmm.

You were flying back and forth. from New York to South Carolina. Is that where it was? Yeah, I was New York, South Carolina, Oklahoma, Boston, everywhere. I feel like I'm in a new state every day. Like, do you, are you tired? Exhausted. Yeah.

My brain doesn't work. But also, I was having this conversation with Dixie today. Actually, on my podcast, it's like, I'd rather say yes and do everything and just like jump out on everything while I have the chance. Because I don't want to. You're going to say that and then you're going to be my age and go. go, oh shit, I'm still saying yes to everything. I know, but I've always been me. But you have the energy right now to do it. I don't know. I've always just been a go, go, go, go,

where you from? Boston. Oh, I love Boston. I love people from Boston too. I feel like, I think they're the best. They're real. You're real. You are who you are. Oh, that makes sense. Okay. So you're from Boston and you're a go, go, go. So you actually enjoy that. Yeah, I actually do. I can't sit still. I can't. I mean, I can. I like my quiet. time, but I don't know. I really like to be doing things at all times. Do you feel pressure like to go, go, go and keep saying yes and like build, because you're building something right now. Yeah. You're like building your empire. You're building your audience. You're building this thing that you are really good at. Yeah. So I feel like that probably comes with a little bit of pressure.

Yeah, I feel pressure for myself because I feel when I don't do things, I like get in my head, you're lazy. Why aren't you doing this? You could be doing that. Especially in a city like New York. Yeah, it's New York. Like I've been going a lot to Oklahoma and there's nothing to do there. And I'm like, this is crazy. This is a mind. Because like New York is, you don't realize that it's like such a bubble. Like I think the whole world is like New York and everyone's fast and it's crazy. I'm in Nashville. You can go see normal people and it's like, oh, no, not everyone's insane. Nashville's like the complete opposite. I'm in the grocery store. What is it like in Nashville? Slow. Really? Slow paced. I mean, I'm in the grocery store and I was in the line to check out. every line is so long and people are just like talking yeah that's like Oklahoma yeah yes it probably is very similar where it's like it's not just uh you bump into someone it's and oh sorry it's oh bless your heart well you better go out and watch for the umbrella the brain today you better have an umbrella

how far do you live from here did you go to church on Sunday like keeps going and it just and they're doing how's your mother how's your father oh my gosh and I live in like a suburb of Nashville where it's even more like that. Like I feel like it's old school southern. Yeah. And it's like charming at the same time, but I'm like, can we fucking go? I know. Are you, where are you from? Oh, you're Canada. Yeah, yeah. I'm. So what's it like there? I don't even remember. I've been gone from Canada since oh, no, that's not true. I've been gone from my small town since I was 19. But I left home like 17 and never came back to here. Yeah. That's, I was, I was just turned 19 and then I lived in Vancouver, which feels like a bigger city in Canada.

But I've been in Nashville for seven years. I feel like Canada's kind of chill. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Nowhere's like New York, though. Nowhere's like New York. It's crazy.

I hated it for the first. I've lived here for three years now. You've got to surrender to it. You do. You have to let it take you. You have to let it shit on you and swallow you up and spit you out. And if you stay, you stay and you did it. You did the damn thing.

And then you get the out. Yeah. Or you go. Yeah. Now I've been here for three years. I know it's only three years in New York years is like dog years. It's like seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I feel like I can say I've earned it. You have. Yeah. You're like spitting on the streets now. Yeah. I'm just getting a fist fight. I got in two fistfights before I came here. Perfect. It's easy.

It's a regular day. It's probably with like Elmo and Times Square. That kind of creeps me out. I know. I'm like my niece and nephew wanted to go to Times Square and I was like, you're going to get traumatized. I know everyone wants to go to Times Square when they come here. It's the worst. It's not where you want to go.

I get it. See the thing. But New York is so much cooler than Times Square. I feel like it's cool for like eight, like five seconds. Yeah. And then you're like, get me out of here. Too much. It's like getting into my brain.

Like you'd want to get in there for five seconds and then get out. Yeah. I have a tattoo that says you wouldn't last a day in my head. You have a tattoo that says that? Still woozy quote. I'm obsessed. Shut up. What other tattoos do you have?

Oh, I'm like, I've got a lot of tattoos. Yeah, you do. Oh, cool. Yeah, my arm's a little tattooed up. Yeah, it's like a little patchwork. Wait, I want more funny ones. Okay, this one, my cat's names are mango. and Ollie. So I got a mango ollieing on a skateboard. And then isn't that sick? I love that one.

This is a pancake stack with an 18 in it. Like there's such random shit. This is like a little Mustang because me and my dad used to sing Mustang Sally for karaoke when I was little. So sweet. They all have like cute little meanings. I love tattoos. I used to be so scared of them. Really? I love them too. And I'm just like a. I think the more random the better. Yeah. They all have like specific, not like deep meanings. But like it's like memory. memories. Everyone thinks tattoos need to be like this big thing of like the anniversary of this or like Yeah, like someone's gonna die to get a tattoo. Yeah. Grandma's ink on my shoulder. Yeah. I'm like, can we just, I have Teardrops tattooed so I can do this. I love that. Yeah. Yeah, I have a like a ghost. I don't know what I have a ghost on my pink and why. I don't know even know I have that. I don't know why I have any of this shit. I just

get shit and I'm like, oh, I look cool. I'll do it. And I don't regret any of them, which is crazy yet. Everybody always says, oh, you'll regret it when you're older. I'm like, I'll think it's hilarious when I'm older. And it's like memories. I don't know. I look at them as memories. Yeah. You're like, I won't forget the time that this happened. It like keeps you present. Yeah. Like look at them and I'm like, I remember the exact like time period. And I think it's cool because you know you're where you want to be in life if you can get finger tats. Yeah. You know, like it was bold. I didn't know. At that time I shouldn't have got him. I could have got him now. But it was like, bro, what are you doing? But I did it. And it worked out. That's amazing. Yeah. I love that. I love random tattoos. I have like 14. I've got like an X's initials on my foot.

Oh, about that. Yeah, just I've, what is my worst? And who cares? It's like a... Oh, I think it's hilarious. Yeah. The only one I don't like is I have like music notes and stars behind my ears. And I thought that was pretty stupid. I have a bad one.

My first, it's really bad. What is it? I got it in Cleveland. I thought, okay, I thought it was a two stars on Yelp was good. Yeah. It wasn't. And I went and it was just like disgusting tattoo shop. It's just this rose because I thought my grandmother's name was Rose.

I never met her. found out her name was Claire after I got a tattoo and it's so bad it's so bad yeah wait I have a rose oh my gosh I love it it's way better than mine come on you got a rose because you thought your grandma's name was rose you never met her and found out her name's Claire found out her name was Claire because my middle name is rose so I was like her name has to be you are slowly but surely becoming one of my most favorite people I've ever met in my life oh I love it can wait what's the one on your arm you wouldn't last a day in my head yeah you wouldn't last a day in my head it's amazing you believe warfare up there. Yeah. What's going on up there? It's fucking a battlefield. I don't know, man. There's so

many things going on there. That makes for great podcasting, though. I know. It does. Tell everybody what your podcast is about. Okay. I have two. Plambri is me and my best friend, Grace. We've been best friends since we were 10. She's my co-host. It's really just shooting the shit, talking like this, kind of just telling stories. We live crazy, hectic lives. And we're very brutally honest. We're very straightforward. We're very Boston. We don't sugarcoat anything. And yeah, we just around on it. It's awesome. It feels like, I think our fan base feels like they're our best friend, too. And it's like, just like a safe place.

Talk about anything, say anything. There's no judgment. Thank God. Because we should, we should, we say a lot. No one judges us, thank God. We won't judge you in return. And yeah, it's awesome. We have a bunch of guests on two.

And then BFFs is like the opposite world. It's so different. It's me and Dave Portnoy and Josh Richards. It's like TikTok drama or like influencer drama. And Dave's 43. Josh is like 21. And then me. It's like a weird dynamic, but it's so funny.

That's what makes it funny, though, is the dynamic. Exactly. Yeah. Otherwise, it would be weird. Because people think, like, oh, you got to align with, you know, people of your own age and make it make sense. But the fact that, I mean, Dave's just so funny on his own, but to like mix it in with people, like the millennial Gen Z kind of. It's great. Yeah.

And then like the reference, like, nothing makes sense to Dave. And then when he talks, like, what are you talking about? It's just really funny. And I think that's why it works. It is. It's so good. I just, I, he's someone I find in New York very intimidating and I don't know why. He is intimidating for sure. But he is a very nice person. He's just like he knows what he wants.

Same thing. He's from Boston. So he says it how it is. And I mean, I love him for it. I mean, well, he's brilliant. And obviously he's a genius. People don't give him enough credit. He's like, people, he is a genius. People don't give him credit. But a lot of people do. But I feel like those people don't want to give him credit. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like they'll silently give him credit or want to do what he does. Yeah. People just think he. He's like some internet, like silly guy, like making pizza reviews. I'm like, dude, he just sold his company for like $300 million. He's a businessman. Yeah, he's very smart. Everything's calculated that he does.

Do you go into the office all the time for? Yeah, well, I do three recordings a week. So I go into my studio a lot. I used to go in a lot more. But now that I've like figured out my brand, I just go in for that, you know? Because at first, when you get into Barstool, they just throw you to the wolves and they're like figure out what's going to make us money and going to keep you a job. Yeah.

You're there every day and you're just trying shit and going on shows. So, yeah, like, what does the content creating look like for you? You guys just, because you're in the office. There's so many different rooms. There's so many different. It's huge. Have you been there? Yes.

It's huge. It's like, it doesn't stop. I know. And there's a new person every day. I'm like, I've never seen you. I just say hi to everyone. Right. But everybody is some sort of creative genius there doing something.

And so you must feel inspired going into work a lot. Yeah. When you're there a lot, I mean, it's just so cool to like see the ideas that these people come up with. like shit that you would never think of. They seem so, I know, it's really inspiring. I'm literally at my house by myself being like, what can I do on the internet today? Yeah. And then I end up just not.

I know. So inconsistent. I know. I feel that. Like, thank God for my podcast because it keeps me consistent and on like a schedule because I have to post it. Yeah. But I feel that way a lot of times with like TikTok and stuff, you kind of just get in ruts.

Yeah. And then you feel, I don't know. Sometimes I feel like, oh, everyone hates me. I don't want to post. It's weird. I go through those phases all the time. And then I'm like, it'll always. be the ones where I'm just like, I'm just going to do how I'm feeling and I don't care.

And then those are the ones people resonate with. And I'm like, I know, why don't I just be myself more often? I know. What a, what a runaround. Yeah. Could you see yourself ever moving out of New York City? Are you in it now? Like three years and you're like, I'm a New Yorker. I'm actually going through this like battle right now. I don't know. I feel like a New Yorker. I want to be in New Yorker. I love it. Yeah. But then I've been leaving a lot and I'm like, I missed nature and I missed like having conversations with people and not like sprinting. around for no reason. Yeah.

Like, I miss, like, looking up and, like, I don't know making eye contact with people, you know? Like, it's weird. New York is like, avoid, avoid, avoid. I don't know. It's weird. But I love it at the same time. I would like to be bi-coastal. I really like California a lot.

But not like L.A. No, no, no. Topanga or, like, Manhattan Beach. Northern California. More than California. I've never been, but I've heard it's the best place on Earth. I mean, it's really magical. Yeah.

I love Northern California. I can't stand. I mean, I like L.A. for what it is. You just got to take it for what it is. for what it is. Yeah. But I feel that I used to not like New York kind of same.

You said that, right? And I felt that same way until I, again, I got the privilege of being on Broadway for six weeks. That's incredible. It was so cool. And so I had to live here. And once you just throw yourself into it, you have to. You start respecting the culture and like the hustle.

Yeah, it's the sink or swim mentality. And you're just like, and then you feel like you can do anything. I feel invincible a lot. Yeah. And then I'm like, relax. You're not. Relax. You're going to die.

But sometimes I feel invincible. I'm like, it's because of New York. New York has changed my life. It roughens you up. It toughens you up. It does. You see some shit. Yeah.

It like forces you to like really figure out who you are. It's so true. It's like dark. It's definitely been scary at sometimes. Like I've been the most depressed I've ever been in this city. Yeah. And I've been the happiest I've ever been in this city. Yeah.

It's cool. You're just. I'll see my 20s figuring out my life. Again, to do that in your 20s like, I lived in like happy go lucky Vancouver where everybody's just like, let's go green. Yeah. And like makes eye contact. and has conversation.

That's nice, though. It was, but then I got roughened up in my 30s, and then I went backwards, where I was like, wait, life isn't just easy and people, I can't trust everybody? I know, weird. That was a weird realization for me. Can we talk about Sweet Mary? Oh, of course we can talk about Sweet Mary. I love Sweet Mary. I'm so excited I get to see her this weekend.

You do? Yeah, sweet Mary. Did you grow up around animals? I did, yeah. I love animals is like my number one. I was really socially. awkward growing up. I'm kind of an only child. I have three half sisters, but they're much older than me. So I was the only child in my household. And my mom worked like 18 hours a day. And

I was like, it was just by myself. So I basically had a farm in my room. Yeah, I would love some more wine. In my bedroom alone. Thank you. I had two guinea pigs, a lizard. Two guinea pigs, a lizard, a hamster, a snake. We had three cats everywhere, a bird and a dog. So I, my best best friends were my animals. I used to hold meetings with my animals and talk to them. No, it's sad. I had no one to talk to when I look back at it. But animals were like in a safe place. So now I'm getting to like tap back into that with like the horse. Yeah, how do you know how to care for a horse? I don't. I want a horse. I don't. That's like my end goal in life is I want a horse. Oh my gosh. Get a fucking horse. I love. I feel like connected to them. Yeah. Every time I see a horse,

like I'm, they're so sweet. They're the sweetest, but you have to like trust them. That's the cool part about it. It's like building the relationship. That's why I love cats because if a cat doesn't like you, you're a bad person. Yeah. Yeah, my cat like snips out who's good, who's good or bad. I don't even need to do it anymore. It's awesome. And I just got two more. Do you really? On accident. How do you do this in New York? Aren't you in like a few bucks? I only have two cats in New York, but same thing with Mary when we found her when we came with her. There was two cats under a barn and we found them. I was like we have to keep them. Yeah, I get that. Yeah. Oh, I get that. to know like people even like me or in your life not in your life like on the streets know so much

about you or like know you from the internet yeah it's a mind yeah some people know deep down in their soul like you were meant to to have a name for yourself and like be that like did you kind of have that feeling or did this how did this happen yeah i i i definitely wanted to do what i'm doing of course and i knew i was going to one way or another like i was i was making videos when i was 10. Like I was hosting, I was making movies in my neighborhood and I would hold auditions and I would cast everybody. I would write the movies. I would direct them. I'd film them. We were 10. So like I knew this is always what I wanted to be doing in a sense. But the podcasting thing is weird because my podcast is very personal. I share everything about my life. So when I go out to bars and I'm just on

the street and like people come up to me and they like tell me about my life verbatim, it's kind of like, oh shit. Yeah. Everyone knows everything. Yeah. Not everyone. Like everyone that pays attention to me, knows me. And I'm like, maybe keep your diary. Because sometimes I'm like, dude, you share too much. I'm an oversharer. So am I. Like bad.

I'm definitely an overshare. It gets me in trouble a lot. Yeah. And I'm really honest. I say all the things. Like I don't just share the good. Like I say when I f*** up, I tell people about the things I've done wrong and said wrong. And sometimes it bites me in the ass.

But also I feel like it's very helpful to my audience because it's like not everyone that you're watching is perfect. No one is, but a lot of people try to portray themselves as such. Especially on the internet. And you can also tell when people force trying to be real. Oh my God, yeah. Or trying to be relatable. Just goes back, you can always tell when someone's eventic or not. Oh my God. It's so, some people can't. I was just going to say, we can because we do this, but there's so many people on the internet, it makes me so mad when I see someone that I'm like, they don't, they shouldn't be getting this love, man. I know this person. I have to really remove myself from it sometimes because

I can go dark. I can be like well should I start a Finsta account and start to call in a and then I'm like no I know. Because then I get scared. I always thought I've never had a Finsta account. I've never like created a fake account to do something. I thought about it once and then I went that means you need some work in here

bitch. Yes yes yes. What's going on in here? Self-reflection though. But then I'm like what if you know how on Instagram now it will say block this account and all future accounts it could make from this. Yes. And then I'm like Imagine. Oh, my God, in trouble.

I know. I imagine they're like, then all of a sudden I'm blocked. I know. Are you, Trina, 8, 6, 5, 4? Oh, that's funny. I don't even think about that. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah.

People are probably getting caught with that. I know. That's, I was thinking about it. And it's always moms. I always find moms hate on me. The people that say, be a good person, spread kindness with 10 children on a farm. Yeah. They're the meanest people on the inn.

Somebody called me an alcoholic the other day, and I went and said God first, and then she said, and I love a bargarita. Yeah. I was like, come on. It's crazy. People are so hateful and they forget that they're commenting. People forget that we're real people. And then they say shit and they don't realize that you're interact.

It's a human interaction. And this is the shit that they would never say to someone in person. And then when you retaliate, because I retaliate. Because I don't give a, I don't believe in be the bigger person shit. No, no, no. I understand. I will sink right to your life. Yeah.

But if you're going to come onto my page and be an asshole to me and I'm going to come on your page and be an asshole to you. That's how it works. That's how I'm doing. Yeah, it's crazy. And people get mad. I'm like, why? It's so stupid.

What's your choice? And also, like the mom thing, I always, if you're a mom, I don't want to, I'll DM and go, imagine someone saying that to your daughter. Yes, always, I always hate them where it hurts. And I'll do the DMs too. It hurts. I'll be like, man. You go low.

I go lower. I could make you feel bad for a week. I can make you feel bad for a week. I like pin the troll comments. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Always. Always.

Yeah. But speaking of. moms. Not that you will be a mom like that, but you want to be a mom. Don't you talk about that? I want to be a mom so bad. Yeah. I've always wanted to be a mom so bad. Really? I feel the same way. I went through a phase in my 20s where I was like, if that. Yeah, me too. When I was like drunk for a year straight. Yeah, yeah, same. And now I'm because I've now recently gone through another breakup and I'm like, okay. I've been there, man, I've been through a lot of breakups. Yeah, but you're 24. I know. I'm 38. It's okay. I want to be a mom too cool. I do have my eggs frozen, so we have that going for me. My mom had me when she was 37.

Did she really? No egg freezing or anything, yeah. Okay, I love that. All right, I think. So far, so good. That's cool. Okay, 30s. Because I feel like my aunt had a baby at 42, and I'm like, that seems great.

Yeah. When do you want to be a mom? I want to be a young mom. You do? I do. I know my friends don't like when I say that. But I'm like, dude, I don't know. I'm like stable in life.

and like financially and if i feel like i did all my crazy shit i just want to i think it comes also from being an only child kind of with like the growing up in the only kid in the household where i just want to have so many kids yeah i just like family is so i don't know important i never really had that so i want to create mine you know like see you have and i go i would be happy with one and done yeah i don't i don't think anyone should ever be an only child but they have so many friends i know but I would not. I'm coming from an only child pretty much. It's good to hear your perspective about this. Yeah. It is really, you always want that. Like I have my sisters, but it's just different. We have sisters and we didn't grow up together. Like a sister or brother bond is something I've always craved.

I do have such a special bond with my sister and I wouldn't trade it for the world. So I hear you. Yeah. I've gotten a lot closer with one of my sisters, thankfully. But, you know, just like growing up with the best, it's a built and best friend. It is. And you can always rely on them. Yes. Whereas a friendship, it's like, You could cut it. Yeah. But sisters, brothers, you're kind of, it's life. That's true. Yeah.

That's true. Have two at least. Come on. Maybe I'll just be blessed with twins, please. You can, like, do that nowadays, though. You can just make twins, which is crazy. You've got to be rich as to do it. Yeah, I'm not richest.

Yeah, me either. I just, I'll get there, though. By the time I'm 42, let's hope I'm rich as fucking. Just make some twins. You have some twins. Toss them in the oven. Maybe tripless, who goes. I'm not easy.

I know, that's insane. That's true. I always hear those stories where people are like, we weren't trying and then I had triplets and I'm like, how did you imagine? No. No, that's insane. I love that your platform was built on being hungover. Crazy, right? I love it because what an authentic progression that you've taken in life. It's really cool. And here you are today, hungover. I know. Just doing another pod. Right back to my roots. Right on brand. And it's so crazy because like everyone's hungover always. Like, it's really cool. It's really cool. It's. just drinking is life. No, no, yeah, she's good. But I'm like, I can't believe I like blew up from that. I guess it was just relatable. What do you think about the new trend happening where people are talking about how alcohol is poison and that people are stopping drinking? Like, what? Listen, I know it is. It's also awesome. And it makes me feel like a superhero. And I mean,

everyone has vices. Everyone's going to do something. It's everyone's choice. So my dad has been sober for over 30 years. My dad's sober too. Really? And does he do AA? No. The day I was born, my mom said, you have to quit drinking or you're not going to see this child. She's a boss bitch. I'm obsessed. And he was like, okay, sure. And so he stopped. Yeah, he stopped. I have never seen my dad drink. I love that. Wow. Yeah. Cool. Your mom's energy. Yeah, she's a bad. What I say will come to fruition. Yeah. Yeah. So I always, I've always looked at how I drink. And he has always had conversations with me about, like, true alcoholism. So I'm like, I know, people call me an alcohol.

all the time. Me too. Oh, all the time. It's all I got. Yeah. I know I'm not. You can say whatever you want. I have a wine brand. I do drink and I love it. Yeah. I actually love it. I don't want to encourage it to people if they have a problem. Yeah. But please don't follow me if you have a problem because I will not be a good influence for you. I don't want to. I will take the less followers for the people. Like I don't want to. We're the same in that. Yeah. I come from the same thing. Like so I've seen so much addiction. Like my sister's heroin addict. Like I've seen the. worst that you could possibly see like narcanning someone at eight years old. Wow. Like when people call me an alcoholic, I'm like, dude, come on. I know because it's, you're like, I know what that looks like. I know what, I know what addiction is. Yeah, and I know how serious that is. And you'll never know. And you can't toss out the term like that to me. Yeah, it's frustrating. It is frustrating. I'm like, I drink because, man, you wouldn't last a day in my head. So sometimes I need a break, okay? Yeah. I truly enjoy it. Like I love a gin martini. I love a glass of wine. I love getting a little buzzed. Yeah, and it's not always. No. Only like five times a week. And who cares?

It's our lives. That's what I like about the younger generation, like coming up. I was talking to Dixie DiMilio about it because they're so open. You know, like the older generation, like not my parents because they're the most open people on planet Earth, but like the older generation is so stuck in their ways. And I really want my generation of like the millennial type woman to get away from that and not because the next generation coming in of all you young little queens coming in, I feel like everybody's so open and accepting and understanding. It is really cool. It's really cool. Yeah, especially because I grew up in kind of a, not a small town, but close-minded town, you know. And like leaving and coming to New York has been really eye-opening because when people stay in small towns,

unfortunately, it's a cycle and you can't really change where you're from and the people you know and grow up with. Like I go back home sometimes and I'm like, people are really stuck in their ways. Yeah. And I think it takes leaving to see that. Well, I always call it the benefit of hindsight. We can always look back and have that 2020 vision and go, oh, shit. Yeah.

I would have been that. And some people get stuck. And I mean, like, it's no one's fault, though. It's sad. No, it's not. It's actually sad. But some people enjoy it. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like some people can't. Some people can never last a day in New York City. Oh, of course. Yeah. Of course. on year three. I'm proud of you. It's not for everyone. You are a rough around the edges now. Yes. But I heard you're coming to Nashville soon. I am. I have a live show in Nashville.

When? I'll be, I live there, but. Oh my gosh. You want to come? Yes. Do you want to be a guest? Yes. Oh my gosh. That'd be so fun. When is it? When is our live show, Hannah. November 9th. I'll be there. Yay. Oh, I'll totally cut. I mean, you don't have to have me on stage or anything, but I will come. No, that'll be fun. Where are you going Zanis? Yeah. Okay. It's, so I, who's I just. Wait, who did I just meet from Barstool that was there with Joey and Pat? Oh, maybe Alex Bennett? Yes. She's lovely. Yeah, she just left Barstall, actually.

Oh, she did? Oh, just kidding. No, she is lovely, though, but her contract was up. Oh, okay, got it, got it. They did a live show there, and I've done two live shows. Is it a good spot? Yeah, it's amazing. Okay.

This is our first live show tour. It's iconic. Okay, I'm excited. Yes, so many big people. They have everybody's faces. like Adam Sandler like all the like, yeah, it's amazing. So it's a good spot. Okay, I'll see you there. So November 9th. See you there. Where can people get tickets? Sold out unfortunately. Oh, oh no. I know. It's awesome.

Cool. Yeah, it sold out the first day, the whole tour. Holy shit. It was so cool. I'm so grateful. That's crazy. Yeah. Super blessed and grateful that it sold out in a day. You guys are the shit. Were you a fan of Barstool before being on? Kind of. I'm from Boston, so I knew what it was. Everyone in Boston is like, day port noise god so i knew of it um yeah i thought it was super cool i was like infatuated by the fact that they asked me to work for them and then i learned i started like going down the rabbit hole and figuring who everyone was and stuff yeah but yeah i feel like before i joined the only like women at barstool big were call her daddy oh right i forgot that's where she started so it was like very broie

and i'm very um i'm very girly so they needed a little bit of that in there yeah the women at barstool are amazing. I don't think the media gives them enough credit. They think Barstool is just a bunch of dudes, but there's a lot more women than you think, and they're kicking ass, like, plan briefer. And since chicks in the office, we're, like, the top brands at Barstool. That's amazing. Women are doing their thing at Barstool. Yeah, they sure

are. I love it. Yeah, no, Barstool is amazing. They, they're great. I owe them a lot. That's really, that's one of my friends. Do you know Biznasty, Paul? Of course. Yeah. I've known him forever. He used to be, I used to date some guy back in Vancouver.

in my 20s. And he was his best friend. Oh, no shit. And he dated my business partner. Oh, I love that. I dated my business partner. And we're all still friends. I just saw him last time I was in Phoenix. He's amazing. Yeah, he's the sweetest guy in the world. It's crazy. Canadian. Yeah, Canadian. Just sweet guy, man. I wanted to talk about people coming out of the woodworks. Do you have people that, like, from your past that now see that where you're at with Barstool and your podcast that come out of the woodworks? Or do you, did you change your phone number? Are you like? There's, honestly, I want to say yes. but no, mostly because my friends in my life are still, I still have my best friends from growing up. They're still my best friends. So, like, there's no one really to come out of the

woodworks because I'm still in the woodworks with them, you know? Like, I never, I don't know. It's weird. I've always been friends with everyone from growing up and stayed friends with them. I don't know. I'm really bad at making new friends. Same. Yeah. It took me five years to find, like, one solid friend in Nashville. Yeah, I just compare everyone to my childhood friends that I'm, and I'm still so close. close with them. It's like, no one's going to compare. I feel that. Wait, you also have a book club. I want to talk about that. Yes. Oh, my God. I just started at BBC. Okay, BBC. Brann's book club. I love that. Oh, my God. I love it. Big book guys. I like that. I just realize that matched with yours right now in that moment

because I never abbreviated it. I always just call it like, we're the big book guys. Yeah. But my wine club's big wine guys. And so I love that. I try and keep it all in the fan. But we should join forces. We should join forces. And make one big book club like event or something. Wait, that'd be fun. What book are you reading right now? Demon Copperhead. I never even heard of it.

It's really good. It is? Yeah. It's really dark and twisted and crazy. Say less. It's so good though. That's up my alley. It's so good.

Everybody that listens to this podcast that they know I like dark and twisty, that's always what I call it. Yeah. It's like real life shit, crazy. Is it more fun? Have you read Verity? Of course. Have you read Too Late?

Yes. More fucked up than that? It's like, yeah, it's like addiction like this. It's crazy. It's fucking crazy. You got to read it. We should introduce our two clubs. You introduce your club to mine.

I'll introduce my club to yours. Okay. Mine's new, all right? We're not the smart. I don't know. I'm not the smartest or fastest reader. I'm not either. Okay.

So this is a good joint force. It makes all the sense. It's a casual book club. No pressure. No pressure. We give them a certain amount of months to read it. Yes. Okay.

I love that. I love it so much. and then we can get together, do another podcast or, like, get people join our two book clubs and do it. Yeah. We're joining forces. We are. Yeah. We actually are.

I'm really excited. Okay. And then I'll bring the wine and you bring Grace. Yes. Okay. Perfect. Okay. I've got one game for you before I let you go.

Okay. Well, okay. I've got, do you want to, I'll give you an option. Do you want to play Breeze Top 3? Okay. Or quick debrief. Ooh. Where one is top three, obviously, and the other ones kind of,

just rapid first questions to get to know you better. What do you like better? What do you like better? I'm into either. Okay, I'm going to do this one. Quick debrief. Okay. Okay. Last time you cried. Um, a week ago when I found those cat kittens. Oh, fair. It was of happiness, though.

Yeah. You're like, I'm your mom now. I was like, I love you guys so much. Oh, and I cried when I met when I met Mary because I was just so sad that she's so old. Oh, how old? She's like 31 or something Oh wait how long the horses live Like 36? I think she's like going out yeah

Which it makes me sad as I'm patting her Like I just fell in love with you and you're gonna die Oh I hate it I hate it I rescued both my dogs and I'm like why didn't I know you When I know I know I know you for years of your life I had Okay reality show you'd choose to be on Oh below deck Oh yes sign me the fuck up

I know I've never been a Bravo girl And then one of my girlfriends is like Diehard Bravo and she came to stay with me at my house and she had it on nonstop, and I was like, I get it. I got addicted, yeah. I get it. Yeah, it's fun.

It is fun. Okay. Last time you were jealous. Oh, God. I used to be a really jealous person. Something in me, I've like, I'm really loving who I am lately and like I know exactly who I am, so I stopped getting jealous, which is cool. Last time I got jealous.

Oh, I was jealous this morning, actually, when Grace woke up and Grace wasn't as hungover as I was. I was like, fuck you, man. Very valid. Very valid. What's the last thing in your search history on Google? Oh, let's look it up. Probably something stupid. It's either really dumb or really like porn.

Yeah, Pornhub.com. Okay, search. Fredigan tickets for Forest Hills and, yeah, I love Fredigan. Do you know who Fredigan is? DJ, awesome. Oh, really? Now I want to know what my search history was. Let's see.

It's probably like your name. Just kidding. It is. Oh, Wordle. That's boring. Yeah, I guess they're not that. Ours aren't that interesting. Oh, yeah, mine's boring.

Yeah, mine was like a cloud couch dupe because I don't want to pay $30,000 for a couch. I'm like, what the fuck? But I got duped, duped because I got the couch of my dreams and I sat on it and I was like, this sucks. Oh, that sucks. And it was still like $4,000. No. Yeah, I'm not happy about it. Okay, most starstruck you've ever been.

Most starstruck. Oh, Aubrey Plaza. Oh, I'm obsessed. Obsessed with her. I think she's a genius. She's so talented. She's beautiful. She's funny.

She's amazing. And I went to her Saturday night live show, taping. And then we went to the after party. And the whole time I'm just like, I couldn't even enjoy it because I'm like, she's right there. I need to go talk to her. Did you? I did. I did.

It took about 16 Titos and Cranz. And then I went over to her and I was like, I would get myself if I didn't talk to you. And I'm like, why did I just say that? And then we took a picture. I know. We got a photo. We got a photo. And she was so sweet.

And yeah, that was the most star. struck I've ever been. Yeah. I love that. I always trying to think about what mine would be and I always forget. I know. I meet so many people. I'm not really starstruck. Yeah, me either. Not that I'm like, I'm too cool. I just like, I don't. No, you just know they're human beings. Yeah, because we, yeah, because I just know so many like famous people that you're just starstruck at seal. Regular. Seal. Yeah. I love that. I know. Last thing. I always make my guests confess something to me. Okay. Something embarrassing. Something that like something that's happened to you in your life where you're like this is the most embarrassing thing that I've ever experienced in my whole life.

Like, for example, one of my friends, um, shit in somebody's toilet, he was on a date and it didn't flush and he scooped it out and threw it out the window into. That's, I would, I would, I would, I would throw up. I would just, I would have to own, I would have to own up to that. Yeah. Oh my God. Okay. I haven't done that yet, thankfully.

Well, there's still time. I've already admitted to peeing my pants. I didn't, I've never really shit. myself, which is good. Great, great news. Trying to think of something embarrassing. I don't really get embarrassed. I think embarrassment is a personality trait.

I say that a lot. I'm like, you just don't get embarrassed. You don't get embarrassed. Because then you probably think of it as this is great podcast content. Yeah, exactly. Oh, man, I don't know. Like, have you ever hooked up with a dude and something happened embarrassing or have you ever, like, I don't know.

Nothing comes to mind? Nothing comes to mind. Well, fuck you. But I do, but everything I do is embarrassing as this. thing. No, I get it. Like, everyone is like, cringe, embarrassing, but I'm like, I don't, I don't see it that way. I get it. I don't know. I guess. Yeah, nothing embarrassing, I guess that I can think of. Well, when something happens, please think of me first. I will. I will. And call me and go, it happened. I will. Okay. Something, I'm terrified. I'm embarrassed for the first time.

Very first time in my 24 years. Tell everybody where they can find your podcast, you, everything, all the things. Yeah, you can find me my podcast with my best friend. Grace is Plainbury Uncut. You watch on YouTube, stream it everywhere. two episodes a week, Tuesdays and Thursdays, and we got BFFs every Wednesday. And yeah, you can find me on TikTok, Briana Chicken Pry, Instagram, Browna Chicken Fry. Where did that name come from? Oh, so stupid. I was just drunk and I thought my leg looked like a Burger King Chick or fry. And so you're like, that's my name now. But I didn't think I was going to get followers. I was just like, this is a silly name because I was pre-med so I didn't want to make my,

use my actual last name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, I won't get into med school. I mean, it didn't happen. But funny. Yeah, crazy. So that's Bromuchner chicken fire. I always love hearing. You have crispy R's like me, by the way. People have been saying that lately. Yeah. I know. It's weird. Because I'm from Boston. I'm from Canada. Why do I have Krispy R's? Yeah. When I go home, they disappear. I talk like that. Oh. Maybe you, you know what it is? Maybe you you try to like not sound super Boston. So you really accentuate your ars or you're like crazy. Yeah. Because my Boston accent was really bad. It is when I'm around. I'm around my friends and my family and like when I'm drinking. Yeah. Oh, that's Canadian for me. Yeah. It comes. Yeah. It comes.

right out. And I'm like, it's just so, no one takes you seriously with the Boston accent, especially as a woman. They think you're Blake lively from the town and you're a prostitute. So I'm like, I've, I've been training myself to do my, to say my f***ing ours. Best love story of all time. People don't give it enough credit. They think it's a bank robbing movie. It's a love story. It is a love story. I remember Jeremy Renner in that one scene where he's like hiding and then they're like, come out from behind there. And he goes, ah, fuck you. Yeah. And I would say that, But people never, yeah, people never know what I'm talking about. I know.

I always say, who's God we taking? Who's God we taking? Yeah, that's a great movie. I know. Well, thank you so much for coming on. Thank you for having me. It's really fun. I really hope to see you in Nashville.

Yes, I'll see you in November 9. Okay. I'm going to put it in my calendar right now. I'm going to drink the rest of that one. Please take it home with you. I will. Do what you chug it right now. Well, get on one knee and chug it.

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