Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Chandler Campbell | A 3-Year-Old's Podcast Debut, Then KB Gets Roasted by Wirth

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

#831. Kaitlyn is joined by a very special guest — Chandler, her best friend Kat’s adorable 3-year-old son. In this heart-melting first half, Chandler shares his favorite foods (he’s a sushi guy), talks about playing soccer with his dad, and gives surprisingly solid advice on how to make friends and share toys. His tiny voice and big personality are guaranteed to make you smile.Then Chandler’s dad, Wirth, hops on the mic — and brings the heat with a roast aimed directly at Kaitlyn. Of course, she doesn’t take it lying down. The second half turns into a hilarious back-and-forth that proves no one is safe when the mic is hot.From tiny truths to total takedowns, this episode is pure feel-good chaos in the best way.If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE!Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals!Covergirl: Superboost your lashes with NEW Lash Blast Supercloud Mascara from COVERGIRL! Clump-free, smudge-free, and lasts up to 24 hours—perfect for any look! Only from Easy, Breezy, Beautiful COVERGIRL.Nutrafol: Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code VINEGIFT.Quince: Go to QUINCE.com/vine to get free shipping and 365-day returns.Apartments.com: The Place to find a place! EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:(3:12) - Chandler talks about his favorite food, sushi, and his sophisticated taste.(11:58) - Chandler remembers when Fairy (Kaitlyn) dressed up as Buzz Lightyear to play with him.(19:23) - Wirth roasts Kaitlyn, kicking off a hilarious back-and-forth between the two.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm your host, Chandler. With a rating and a fruit. Maybe five stars. Thank you. Thank you for being on. I love you. Yeah, I love you. Hi, Tim.

Hi, Tim. Hi, Terry. Hi, honey. How are you? Good. Oh, you got to talk into the microphone. Why? Yeah, bring it back into it so that people can hear you.

Why? Why do you think? Kevin. You got talking to the mic. We're on. We're interviewing. Hey, I have a question for you, Tootie. Why do you think I call you Tootie?

Why? Why? Because you call me Tootie. Yeah. I've called you Tootie. I've called you Tootie since you were just a baby, like a little baby. Why? I don't know.

I think your mommy started it and then I did it. Why? Do you think you call me Tootie sometimes? Yeah. I love you, Tootie. I love you, Tootie. I have a question for you. What?

What do you do when you wake up? Play soccer. Oh, you play soccer when you wake up. Do you get in like a zone? Like, do you wake up, what's the guy's name? Do you wake up like Ashton Hall at 3.50 in the morning? Yeah. And do you do ice face bath?

No. Oh, that would be, yeah, that's a little crazy. But what else do you do when you wake up? What? Do you do push-ups? How many push-ups can you do? Five? You can do five push-ups.

Can you show me? No. Okay. Maybe later. Okay. Maybe later. What do you think you're really, really good at? Are you good at soccer?

What are you really good at? I eat football in the house. Yeah? Yeah. Are you good at being a big brother? Yeah. What is your favorite thing about Georgia? Play toys with her

Playing toys with her? Yeah. Yeah? Do you love your little sister? Yep. Yeah. Baby Georgie, this kind of just rough.

Oh, sometimes we're rough. And do you want to pull the microphone back to your face so I can hear you? Why does I have a microphone? Perfect. And then you just leave it. And then we, that way everybody can hear you. Otherwise they can't hear you. Why does it can go like this?

Yeah, it shouldn't, right? Why is it doing that if it's not supposed to move? Hey, what's your favorite food? Shushi. Shushi? Yeah. What is your favorite role? California.

Oh, California. Wow, what a refined palette you have. Yeah. Yeah. You like a California roll? Do you like soy sauce? Hey, you want your little smoothie? Oh, gosh.

That was... That I would have... That I would have loved it. I would have absolutely loved it. What kind of smoothie do you have? Strawberry. Oh, my goodness. Is that your favorite?

Yeah, brain freeze? Did you get a little brain freeze? Hey, oh, yeah, put it back. That's great. Good job. Hey, how come we got cowboy boots on? Look at yours. What color are mine?

Red and mine's a blue. Yeah, you've got blue and brown and fairies got red. I have another question for you. What's your favorite thing about Daddy? Um, play soccer with him and sometimes he wins. And sometimes he wins. Yeah. And I say, you are not going to win this time. Yeah. Have you ever beaten Daddy at soccer? Yeah. You have? Yeah. And I can't get away from him because he's the orange team. Oh, because he's the orange team. Hey, do you remember when we played hockey? Do you remember what our team name was?

Remember because you're Chandler and I'm Fairy, so we're the cherries? Yeah. Do you remember? Is that funny, Georgia? We got Georgia in the background for people who don't know. Okay, what's your favorite thing about Mommy? Play soccer lover. Oh!

She's like... What else, baby? What else do you love about Mommy? Um, play... Rocket to play... Like this. Oh, like a rocket ship? Why this can come off and come on?

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What makes somebody a really good thing? friend? Um, Mama. Aw. Is that because she has kindness in her heart? Yeah. Is that, do you think that? And daddy.

Is, that's what a friend is to you? Yeah. And what do you think a friend is? Are they special people? No. Oh. Who? They are.

Yeah, they are, right? Yeah. What do you do? Yeah, do you share with them? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What do you do when somebody is sad? Um, take turns. Take turns, like sharing? Yeah. Yeah. What do you do? If you saw Fairy crying, what would you do? Huh.

What would you do? Give a toy back to you, and then I can play when you're done with it. Wow. Talk about a good sharer. I hope all the three-year-olds out there are listening to that one. What do you think fairy does for a job? Um, fix the pull. Fix the pool?

Yeah. I'm a pool fixer. Yeah. Wow, you nailed it. Okay. Yeah. What do you think fairy's good at? What is your favorite thing about fairy?

Nothing. What do you like about fairy? Am I funny? Yeah. What do you want to tell everybody listening? Play games. Play games, everybody? Yeah.

Oh, okay. What's your favorite game to play? Dinosaurs. Kayava, would you rather question? Would you rather only eat cookies or pizza forever? Shoesey. Oh, you already told me that. I should have known.

Would you rather jump in puddles or roll in the grass? Pettles. Fettles. And would you rather have a big balloon or a really big lollipop? A big lollipop. Yeah, okay. And would you rather play in the rain or play in the snow? Play in the snow.

Would you rather go skiing or go? go to the beach? A skiing. Because you're a good skier, right? Yeah. What do you do? Pizza? Yeah.

And French fries? Yeah. Okay, would you rather eat ice cream for breakfast or pancakes for dinner? No. What would you rather? Eat sushi. Oh, oh, you're really sold on sushi. I like that.

I'm not kind of guy. Okay, last one. Would you rather be super fast or super strong? Super fast. You do? Super fast. Because you're an athlete? Yeah.

Like leprechauns. Oh, like leprechauns. They are fast, aren't they? So fast. So fast. And they can go on toilets. And they can go on toilets? Yeah.

Do you go on toilets? No. I think you do. No. You know how to potty. I don't know go all way into the toilet. Oh, but you're potty trained and that's really cool. And my bottom got wet.

Oh, whoopsies. Did you fall in? Yeah. Oh, no. Like a lebracons. Like a lepercon. Okay, to finish things off, I want you to teach me something, okay? Do you think you can teach fairy something?

Yeah. How would you make a new friend? Do you just go up to somebody and say, I want to be your friend? Yeah. How do you make a new friend? Wood. Woods? Oh, is wood's your friend?

Yes. How did you make friends with him? Did he come up to you? Yeah. And did you guys hug? Yeah. What's your favorite thing to do with Woods? Um, play toys and play cars with him. And play cars? Yeah. What's your favorite movie? Um, Toy Story. Who's your favorite character? Buzz. Buzz Lightyear? Yeah. Why do you like Buzz so much? Because I do. Well, is he kind? Yeah. And is he strong? Yeah, and he chews lasers out of his wrist. Yeah. He shoots lasers. Do you think you could shoot lasers when you have your suit on?

Yeah. Do you remember when Ferry dressed up as Buzz Lightyear and came to play with you? A blow-up one. A blow-up one. Why'd you be a blow-up one? Well, I thought you would like it, did you? Yeah. Was that your favorite part?

Yeah. Is that your favorite thing that Ferry does is dress up like crazy lazy? and take you in limousines? Yeah. Do you remember that? And you, and we go to Chuckie Cheese. Uh-huh. We rode a little motorcycle.

Yeah, we did. We rode a motorcycle at Chuckie Cheese and we had pizza. And I ride a big one there. You did. What's your favorite thing to do with Ferry? It was, Brady was riding a big one too. Brady did ride a big one. Do you know what your favorite thing to do with Ferry is?

What? No, you tell me. No. Take, yeah, remember when we took a long nap in fairy's bed? Yeah. And we play with trucks. Are you going to swim in my pool when it's ready? Yeah.

You are? Yeah. Do you know how to build a rocket ship? A big one. A big one? Hey, I've got a joke for you. Cut. Knock, knock.

Say, who's there? Who's there? Um, chandlerp. Why chalmerp? And then say, chandlerp, who? That's the joke. Yeah. Do you like it?

Yeah. Okay, you want to tell me the same one? Say knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chandlerp. Guerillop. Gorilla Pooh.

That's a funny one, isn't it? Yeah. Chandler, baby was baking. Who did you vote for? Who did you vote for? Me? Yeah. You voted for me?

Yeah. Thank you. And then it says your name. Yeah. Thank you. President Caitlin Bristow. And what do you think about the tariffs? What?

Do you think they're good or bad? Bad. Fair enough. All right. Into the mic. Who's your favorite celebrity? What? Who's your favorite celebrity?

Pizza. Fair enough. Hey, what's your favorite song? Um, Titi may pray go? You know I know you? Yeah. Can you sing it?

No. Come on, let me hear you. Okay, this is what the people want to know. Ready? Which one was it? What one is it? Okay, last questions. Here we go.

People want to know. What type of animal would you want to be if you were an animal? A zebra. A zebra? Yeah. Do you know there's one in Nashville that I'm going to take you to go see? Why? Do you want to?

No. Oh, okay. If someone wants to know what you think love is, what's love? Um, a joke. A joke. A joke is how you show love? Yeah. A hug. That's really, and maybe a kiss? No. Oh, just a hug. Okay.

What makes Chandler feel happy? Take turns. Taking turns. And what else makes you happy? And what? Mama. Mama makes you happy? Mommy. I love you.

Oh, that's really... I'm... Can I just tell you that you make me happy? Thanks for listening. Everybody. And then I love you, Tootie. I love you, Tootie. Thank you for being my special guest.

All right, so part two. I actually am surprised how long Chandler lasted there. Chandler, you did so good. Woo! So I figured we could finish off with a good old fashion roast because I was scrolling Instagram the other day and I saw Haley and Derek Huff and Haley roasted him from chat. Oh, chat GPT. You can laugh?

I thought you could roast me. I'd love that. Because I don't have chat GPT, so I've never heard or been able to like roast myself. So while you're here, might as well. Might as well. Get as mean as possible. I've always wanted my own roast. I thought about doing it for my 40th birthday, actually, like having everyone roast me.

But we'll start with you. There's still time. There's still time. You want the PG, the PG-13, the R or the... I want the worst one you can possibly say. All right. I haven't even read this one yet, so we're just going to go. I'm scared.

But Chat, GDT is calling it fully incinerated. Okay. All right. Caitlin Bristow is the only person who can turn the Bachelorette into a spinoff of divorced without the marriage. she's been engaged more times than she's dropped a new line of scrunchies and somehow both have aged the same unnecessary and a little desperate tough she talks about self-growth like she's not just rebranding heartbreak into influencer captions doing the work for kately means crying in ringlight editing the tears out later her therapist probably has a punch card 10 breakups one free wine tasting

She fumbled Sean Booth, turned Jason Tardick into her rebound with benefits, and still walked away with nothing but a podcast mic, and an over-filtered breakup statement. At this point, she should just start a reality show called Caitlin's Next X. And let's not ignore the irony. She built a career helping others find love while her own relationships have the shelf life of an almond milk latte. only thing she's been committed to for more than a year is her Instagram aesthetic. Honestly, if clinging to past fame was a sport, Caitlin would have gold medals, a Wheaties

box, an Olympic documentary narrated by Chris Jenner. Pretty good. Is that the whole roast? That's the whole roast. It's like all about me, like going through relationships, the whole thing. There's so much more you than that thing. Yeah. Oh, I liked that.

Can I roast you? Yeah. It's good. Spicier. Okay. Oh, you want a spicy? All right, let's turn up the heat. Here we go.

Worth Campbell. Auburn listed him on the roster like a decorative plant. Sure, he technically played football in the same way that bench technically supports his team. I don't get it. I didn't play. Oh. His most consistent stat line, fully dressed, didn't play. Consistent.

And then there's the very cavalry where he tried to turn background furniture into a career. Worth was on screen just enough to remind you that he was. He's tall, but not enough to remember why he's even there. He had all the presence of a mannequin in a boutique. No one shops at. Say, don't talk about my dad like that. Honestly, Worth's entire vibe is first guy cut from the Bachelorette, but still updates his followers like he's in the final rose ceremony.

Should we go full roast mode? I've got more where that came from. Oh, God, that's funny. My roast for Chandler would be like, he's so cute, it hurts. Didn't you roast me? Yeah. Do you want to get roasted, Chandler? No.

I don't want to. I couldn't do it. This was, I'll read you the other one. Caitlin Bristow has had more rings than Tom Brady, but somehow still can't find one that sticks. Two engagements down and still acting like the third time is going to be the charm. At this point, Neil Lane's probably blocked her. number out of self-preservation. She built an empire off handing out roses but can't seem to

keep one herself. It's like she's speed running commitment issues for content. Caitlin treats engagements like podcast episodes, record, release, and move on when the ratings dip. It's good. It's really good. That is good. And let's be wheel, she went from the bachelor's to dancing with the stars to hosting the Bachelorette. Girls been orbiting that franchise longer than Chris Harrison. Proud of myself for that. That's good. It's really good. I didn't, I thought it would be, like, cheesy. That's pretty... Well, and you can kind of add, so I was like,

make sure to talk about two failed engagements. Yeah. God, the one last night, though, was really funny. The, yeah, it was. What I was going to do was just right to roast myself. And then it's like, that wasn't chat, GVT. You should have done that. I know, yeah.

Wait, what was the one last night? Oh, if oversharing won metals, she'd have more golds than she does in her spray tan. I love it. I love a roast. I think it's so funny. It's funny. There's like ring lights in everyone. I've never said anything. What? But every single one includes something about a ring lights. That's hilarious. All right, that's all she wrote. And I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did.