Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Chris Medina
Episode Date: September 8, 2020Kaitlyn and her friend Tarryn Feldman co-host this week’s show and their guest is celebrity Psychic Medium, Chris Medina! Chris comes on to share the story of his gift, how he’s been expe...riencing it since he was a child and tells us exactly what it’s like to communicate with the “guides” that speak to him. He gives Kaitlyn a read and tells us what he knows about the future of Covid, the vaccine and his experience with an alien! Later, Kaitlyn and Tarryn play a game called Sip Sip Hooray to spread a little positivity. GEICO – Go to geico.com , and in fifteen minutes you could be saving 15% or more on car insurance EXPRESS – Text VINE to 397-737 to receive $25 off your purchase JENNI KAYNE – Get 20% off your first order when you use code VINE at checkout at Jennikayne.com TALKSPACE – As a listener of this podcast, you can get $100 off your first month on Talkspace by going to Talkspace.com and use code VINE OXICLEAN – To Work your Magic with OxiClean, go to OxiClean.com/tryme and order a free stain-fighting sample while supplies lastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Here's Caitlin.
Hey, everybody, welcome to Off the Vine.
I'm your host, as per usual, Caitlin Bristow, co-hosting today.
Ms. Territ Feldman, who is...
Ooh.
She is, well, first and foremost, my friend.
But secondly, she does my makeup for anything and everything
because she is the best glam lady.
What do you call yourself?
Make-a-pourner.
Oh.
Magician?
A makeup artist.
A dope.
Duh.
A dope bitch.
but she's always behind the scenes
you probably seen her on my Instagram
stories but today we got to talk
with such a cool guest
it was guys
we talk about aliens
don't be scared
I died but it's going to happen
we'll get into that he's real he's authentic
he's honest he began giving informal
readings at the age of just three years old
he has gone to be featured
in publications like Cosmo
Forbes and several TV shows
podcasts, Hollywood events, we just love talking to him. Yeah, he was fantastic. He's just got such a
beautiful soul and great energy and I just really enjoyed this talk. So we find out a few things
about my future, a few things about my past. And we found a new friend. Yes, we did. Big gay
medium and I love it. Yeah. Oh, I just ate that right up. That was amazing. So we hope you enjoy
this podcast with Chris Medina. Hi, how are you? We're so excited.
to talk to you. I'm so excited to talk to you too. I just want to start off by saying,
I don't, I don't, forgive me for not being a huge fan of the show. I don't, I'm gay, but my gay
card's going to be revoked right now because of that. I just want to tell you right off the bat
here before we get started, your energy, I love it. We're going to get into you. If you want me to do
a reading on you, I can totally do a reading for you. But I, I'm going to get just a little bit personal
with you though. So if it's something that you don't want the audience to listen to, cut it out.
Okay. We're so excited.
And, okay, this is what fascinated me.
I was reading, like, doing your research on you.
And you started doing readings from the time you were three years old.
Oh, yeah.
100, yeah.
That's crazy.
My dad is Native American.
He's Apache Indian.
I grew up on Harley Davidson's my entire life.
My God is the biker.
He does the biker stuff.
You know, back in the day, it was kind of like the sons of anarchy, but I lived it.
And so he would bring his friends over and they would get stoned in the room.
And here I am three or four years old, just wandering around on the room.
wanted to be part of the crowd, and my dad would ask me, what do you have to say to him?
And I remember giving a reading to one of the bikers and telling him about, you know, his mom and how he
feels bad about stuff and, like, how he cries to himself. And the guy started crying really bad.
And I thought I was going to get in trouble. I was like, oh, my God. And my dad said, no,
you just told him what he wanted to hear, what he knew, what he needed to hear. And then my dad
would also do that, like, when we're driving the car, he'd be like, what do you see, what do you
see what this person, tell me about this person. And that's how I started being it more and
and not being afraid to utilize it.
That's amazing.
I mean, at three years old for you to be able to process other people's emotions
and what's going on, like how, I mean, obviously that shaped you your whole life
because that's three years old.
That's like when you have your first memories.
So was it just like how did this happen for you?
Obviously just naturally, but you're three years old and you just, what was it?
Like, what was your first memory of it?
You remember seeing someone and saying like, why do I feel this way?
Or like, why am I getting this from them?
It was my parents.
Like my mother, my parents divorced when I was two years old.
Again, my dad was, they were both really young.
So I ended up living, of course, with my mother.
And whenever I lived with my mother for a little bit and then moved in with my great
grandparents and was kind of shuffled around between my grandparents' house
until my mom finally had the coin to get us a place here and see me valley.
So I moved around seven years old.
But my guides would come in and tell me, she's up, they would do, because I would get mad.
I'd be like, why is she acting this way?
or why is she holding back or why is she crying or why is she you know what's going on
with her and my guides would tell me they would show me glimpses of what's going on here
the relationship between her and my father how she felt on the inside so it was always like it was
always like having a second set of her talking to me and kind of guiding me through it so that's how
I grew up it's just like when people say do you know what they look like can you hear them and I'm
like no they just put stuff in my head and it it's like a lesson so I grew up with like a
I would say that the feeling that I get is more of like a masculine feeling behind it
where he's telling, what the person's telling me the lessons and trying to tell me, you know,
what's this and what's that and, you know, making sense of it. But I was a kid. So like,
again, when people tell me, like, how did you tap into it? Honestly, I didn't have any choice.
You were a kid. Kids don't have to tap into it. It's like, yeah, it's so natural. Do you,
do you refer to them as angels or guides? I just refer to them as a they. When I got into the metaphysical
world is when all these, the spiritual people, the love and light community would say,
oh, those are your guides, angels, and messengers. And I'm, if,
Going back, I led a really fast childhood.
I grew up really fast.
I was super in tune or whatever.
Partyed at a very young age, got all that out of my system.
So talking about, yeah, talking about like your guides, angels and messages
are telling me that I'm psychic was never something that was in my vocabulary.
Everybody would just say, I hung around with nothing but girls.
So my girlfriends would say, oh, go to Chris.
He's, you know, he's really good at giving advice or he'll tell you exactly what you need
to hear.
So, yeah, when people ask me, I just say they, but I'm going to start using the word
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to learn more. How did you go from three years old with these raw abilities to do that to have the
confidence to turn it into a career? Because you were working throughout your 20s at like a different
job. But what gave you the confidence to just fully do this? It's a long story. I'll sum it up really
fast. I suffer from asthma as a child from the age of two all the way up until I was 12 years old
and finally got under control. I was in and out of the hospital living in plastic bubbles.
I remember waking up my great grandfather would be sitting there. And I remember this is, you have to
understand something. I'm so young that I'm sitting there in this bubble that I've been
poked beyond belief here with needles and steroids and all this stuff here. And I told my guides
because I can hear them talking. He was talking to me, they were talking to me, telling me that,
you know, everything's going to be okay. And I said, no, I just want to die. I just, and they said,
no, no, no, you're not going to die. Everything's going to be okay. You're here for a different
reason. We will let you know when that, when that time comes, until then, go to sleep, get better
in rest, maybe bottom line there. And so I went through all.
all my childhood, my preteens, my teenage years all the way up until I was in my mid-20s with
this ability here, but I was using it wrong. I used it as a defense mechanism. I used it to lie
and manipulate. So my guides came in, yeah, because it was a defense. I was bullied. So I can tap
into people's minds and tell them what they want to hear to avoid getting my asking. So fast forward
here to like 36. Yeah, 36. I moved to Oregon, worked with the family, and my guides had told me,
two days before the shit went down, they said, it's time to pack it up.
This is, they referenced the time that I was sitting in the hospital.
Remember, we had this conversation with you, now is the time.
And I was like, you are nuts.
Like, there's no way.
I make over $200,000 a year.
I can buy $500 jeans every week if I wanted to.
There's no, I'm a tourist.
There's no way.
They said, if you don't do it, push is going to come to shove, and you know what we mean.
And I was like, so the next day, there was a huge blowout at work.
There was some really bad blood.
There was horrible things that were said.
And Jay, my business partner, who is my best friend who lives with me, I was like, we're done.
I said, we're going to go to the work.
We're going to cut our last check here.
My guide said, the time is now.
And he was like, what does that mean?
So what are we going to do?
I said, I don't know.
I said, but you have to get it together.
I said, reach out to anybody that wants a psychic medium on their show, radio, television,
podcasts, whatever the case may be, reach out.
I said, this is it.
Yeah.
First thing he booked was Comic-Con and I never looked.
Wow.
Wow.
And this is something, like I said, I've had this ability.
I worked a regular job for 20 years.
I've worked at every major insurance company within Southern California.
Right.
No, we're my guys.
The drug.
Yeah, with mine.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Be careful what you wish for.
I was, I did an event with Sarah.
She's the one that put all this together for us.
And we were sitting there, we're having a big conversation with the people that were at the event.
And she was like, Chris, can you tell my guides to hurry up?
I'm ready.
I'm ready for the change.
and I was like and I felt right there I felt that I was like oh man you messed up because I felt like an arrow go right through me no sooner did she say that all this stuff unfolded and Sarah over that weekend grew up with I'm telling you like like lifetimes of lessons was done in that weekend for her she was like I can't believe this so be careful what you wish for
how crazy I take it back I don't come on oh my gosh I just I love this stuff so much and I always find it so fascinating and it's just like I can feel my heart like I can feel my heart like
pounding right now out of my chest just because I like feel like things yeah you do yeah you do
well that's the thing with you my love again and feel free to call bullshit if you need to here that's what
I tell my clients like don't you know yourself better than I know you don't allow me to say something
that does not resonate with you and don't worry about hurting my feelings if it doesn't make sense
whatever speak on it here but I think I was I was thinking to myself because I don't like to do
research or look at the picture until the day of here so when Sarah sent the pictures like
here's a picture to work off of whatever blah blah what do you get off this so I spent about five minutes
with it just kind of going in.
And with you,
I honestly think that you're attracted to it because you feel it.
There's a part of you that has very high intuition,
but I think that your everyday way of thinking,
your Caitlin way of thinking because you're super smart
and super quick with your mental,
that you try to make sense of what you're getting.
And that's what messes you up here
because you're trying to predict
or trying to see what they're telling you
what this feeling is.
And let me tell you something.
When it comes to being a psychic,
nine out of ten times,
maybe ten out of ten times,
you are unable to read yourself.
like my guides will never give me anything and tell me oh here's what here's what's going to come into play
they just ask me how do you feel about the situation do you feel good or do you feel bad and i always say
i feel good i feel like it's something to look forward to then that's all you need to know and then if it's
something bad they'll tell me to stay away so with somebody like you i feel like you feel a lot but you
also suppress it too you hold it back and i think that i think what messes you up too and i tell this to a lot of
people they don't even realize it is that i think that you're also very interested with other people's energies
so you match their energies. If they're coming at you in a certain way,
Caitlin will, maybe not on purpose or do it to be a bitch, but she will,
she'll kind of like switch and kind of match that person's energy. So I think that with you,
again, you're picking up a lot. And I think it has you a little bit all over the place. Does that
make sense? Yeah, because I'm always like, for some reason, and this is, I don't know what this
is, but for some reason, I always try and like close my eyes and like, I like see a face or a name.
And for some reason, and I don't know what this is, but I always get this.
name Amy. I know you're supposed to be named that or something. Yeah. Yeah, but I always get the name
Amy and I don't know why. I always tell people, here's the thing. I have no problem giving past life
readings or futuristic type readings. I always start my readings. Like if you were a client,
I would tell you, I'm going to spend the first couple minutes going in and giving you what,
giving you what my guides are giving me to give you directly. Because it's something that only you would
know and that's personal to you and that it's what's blocking you right now in the space and time.
because let's be realistic here because you're a very down-to-earth person.
How can we have a positive future or appreciate what the future brings to us if we're not
in that space right now?
We're going to overlook it.
We're not going to appreciate it for what it is here.
I'm dipping into the past life, which I'm going to do just a little bit with you because
I don't want to spend too much on it here.
This what brings me to Amy is that people go back.
They go to these past life regressionists to get readings done on them.
What good does that do?
How can we fix our past life that that's not who we are anymore?
What good is that you were here in this time and space with new bodies, not new souls, but new bodies and new experiences to go through here.
It doesn't matter.
Acknowledge it and move on here.
So with you, when it comes to Eny, I feel like with you in the recent past life here, I think that you spent so much time with your family or people that you took care of that were, that I feel like you still have the same mentality.
Because when I think about you as a little girl, I think of you as being ahead of your time as a kid.
This is something to where you were probably, you probably were like an old soul in this lifetime.
where people are kind of like,
gosh, she's so smart for her age,
or she's so perceptive of stuff.
I think that bleeds in from the past life here
into this life because in some way, shape, or form,
your mission or your lesson in this lifetime here,
it's not that you can't have friends
or you can't have family here,
but this is all about Caitlin.
This is all about her as an individual,
her achievements, her accomplishments,
what I bring to the table.
I brought it to the table in my past lives,
but wasn't able to utilize it
because I was responsible for everybody else.
So in the other time,
you kind of come back.
Can you start? Go ahead.
Well, I was, that's great.
I also always have this feeling that in a past life, I died really young.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why, that's why, again, that's why in this lifetime here, you look at how you started off.
You started off really fast in this lifetime.
Everything happened to you at a very young age.
So go, so when I, when I read you or when I read your picture, the first thing my guides
that told me was, this person here needs to be present.
I'm not saying that you're always thinking about the past here, but I think that you're very,
you're very practical.
you're very logical here and feelings come second your mind comes first you you start thinking about stuff
and then you then you then you go to how do I feel or what am I getting here so right away again
it's mental with you so in this lifetime here when they're telling me about you know taking it easy
and this isn't so much you know admire the fruits of your labor or look what you work so hard for
it's making sure that Caitlin feels it on the inside here does that make sense like like lowering
your defenses lowering your guard here let me let me tell you something I don't care what any other psychic
tells you. I don't care if they come out here and they tell you, oh, well, Caitlin, the reason
why you are the way that you are is because you've got lifetimes of trauma or karmic energy that's
blocking you. There's nothing blocking you. You already went through all that shit. That's already
done and over with here. So everything that you do moving forward here, Caitlin makes a bit. So be
present here. Enjoy what you have. Again, when I tell you let your guard down here, I'm not saying
that you're somebody that walks around with a huge defense mechanism, but with you, it's like you're
still very much protecting what's going on on the inside. Does that resonate? Yeah, absolutely. And
that's, I'm nervous going into, I'm going on dancing with the stars. And I'm like, I'm worried that I won't be in
the moment and enjoying everything that's going on because I've always dreamt about, I've always dreamt about dancing
and like having that as like a career or that I feel like it's something I'm supposed to do. And I'm
scared I'm going to let nerves and everything else take over from being in like under a microscope
and forget like how much I love to dance. Remember what you think about what you're saying right now. You
acknowledge it. So going into it, have fun with it. This is what you dreamed about here.
You have to understand something. Your guides are, your guides are ushering you into a different
space and time. The page of life has already turned here. Caitlin's the only one that's still,
again, that flips back to the past every now and then. I'm not saying that you live in there
at all. I don't see that with you. But it's hard for you to let go at sometimes because
of trust issues that you have here, especially when it comes to yourself, because you're always
going above and beyond here. And I kind of feel like you get screwed over that way too. Like
where you're careful you nurture it but and again i'm not saying that you should do that and expect it back and return here
but it just seems like with you you you uh you end up getting screwed over or or or things just fall flat
does that make sense when it comes to opening yourself up to i'm not saying to everybody but i feel like a lot of that plays into your mind so going on dancing with the stars whatever
look at it this way everything that you dreamed of is coming into fruition in some way shape or form you're
again i'm not i'm not kissing your butt here but you're killing it everything that everything that you want is again
and coming into fruition.
So dancing with the stars,
you know this is a big moment for you.
It's a passion of yours.
You did that in a past life.
Everything that you bring into this lifetime here,
you had that ability in your past life.
Again, there's no way to validate or verify that.
But look at how you came in here.
You came in fast.
Yeah.
I would love to hear.
I would have loved to see what you were like as a child
as far as like your creativity and your way of thinking
and actually talking to you as a psychic
when you were a little kid,
bringing that stuff out of you.
Because I bet you anything,
you were very visual as a kid.
You played out scenarios in your head.
head. Does that make sense? Yeah, I always did. And I remember being like three years old and I was
just about to turn four and I read in front of like a church and people clapped for me because I was
so young and could read. I remember being like, I'm smart. I can read. There's just something
about you that, again, when I think about you, like your soul, your essence, your presence,
I always think back to what you, what you look like as a child.
I don't even have any pictures.
I haven't seen any pictures of what you look like here.
But there's something, again, I would have picked up.
I could have should have would have here.
But I would have picked up.
There's something different with that girl here.
Something's going to go through some stuff here.
But the end result here is peace.
In some way, shape, or form.
Again, I know it sounds so weird and so hokey to say that you came back here for redemption,
but in some ways you did, not only redemption, but to free your soul, to do, to stop and think about it.
Everything that's creative inside of you is coming into fruition.
And this is, you're not done.
You've got, you've got other things that, I mean, if we can just go to a serious note here with you, I would really focus on the present.
I would really focus on where I'm at now.
And again, I'm not telling you forget about the past, let it go here, but start boxing it up here because in so much you perform, you don't want to bring that into your future here and look back because they've cleaned the slate of life for you.
They're opening new things for you, new opportunities, new, almost like a new lifestyle.
And again, like I said, the next two years are going to be all over the place for you.
And I'm not just saying those two years and then it's done.
I'm saying the next two years are going to be something to where this is where the page of life has already changed as far as like your progress in the material side.
Now it's going to start to flip over to the personal side.
Now we're reading the chapter on what's going on inside of Caitlin, not the material stuff, not her material success and how she carries herself in the outside world.
What's important to her here.
So a lot of people are going to, again, you can be private about it.
You can be upfront about it, but a lot of people are going to start to see an evolution from
within here. And again, I don't want to be hokey here, but I feel like it's going to, I feel like
it's happiness. I feel like it's, again, acknowledging that I have nothing to worry about. And let's be
truthful. One last thing that I'm done babbling here. You're too strong for that. I don't think
that you give yourself enough credit sometimes. I don't think you give yourself the opportunity
sometimes to flex to see where you're at here because you get inside your head. But let's be truthful
here. Even if something came and knocked you off your pedestal for a quick second here,
Yes, Caitlin's going to bitch and she's going to get upset here,
but you can't tell me, my love, and feel free to call bullshit on this if you need to,
that you cannot bring it right back on track.
Oh, yeah.
It's as somebody who knows her, that's, you're exactly, yeah.
She's not, you're not here to fail.
So again, if you had to tell me, Chris, what are you saying?
I'm going to say, my love, it sounds so gay, but open your heart, open yourself up here
and really, really enjoy what you have that you work so hard for,
and do not be afraid to let go, even when it comes to love.
even when it comes to sharing your heart and all that stuff.
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now back to off the vine with kately bristow what are your like if you could write out on paper what your
abilities are is it you can can you see future things do you speak um communicate with spirits like
all of the above yeah i can see the future i can see the past life i can communicate with the dead
when it comes to the future stuff here's the thing that that that that that i don't do that's different
than everybody else here i don't like to bring in futuristic step with readings if the person
is not there yet. Because what that ends up doing to the person, it ends up, it ends up
alleviating the responsibility off of them. They think, well, it's going to happen no matter what.
I'll just wait for it. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, that's definitely not my mentality,
but could you tell me, am I going to win dancing with the superstitious thing?
Even if you, even if you don't win it, my love, you're going to win in other things.
And again, that's not hokey. That is the truth here. You are ready. And again, my question to you
was, how do you feel about what I said, especially when it comes to being able to
let go. Yeah, I'm learning. I'm definitely getting better at that. Um, like, especially through
my 20s. I was really bad. In my 30s, I'm starting to get better. Oh my God, I'm 35. Um, I feel like
I'm starting to get better at that. And I think just being aware of it for myself, like knowing
that I do that and, and trying to, you know, work on that. It's changed me. Yeah. Good. Yeah. Because
like I said, I just don't see if you were to ask me, okay, Chris, ties up in a pretty bow. Is there
anything negative going to happen to me or would have to worry about stuff. I'm going to give you
the good old regular advice here. Of course, people are going to irritate you. You're going to get
stuck in traffic here. But your guides, I'm telling you right now, again, I'm not saying everything's
going to be peaches and cream here, but I honestly feel like all the bad stuff is left behind you here.
I feel like, again, as far as your material success and your money, I hope you're ready for that
because I'm telling you right now, again, I'm not saying this to kiss your butt here. You are not
somebody that fucks around when it comes to that. If there's anything that you can do, is it, again,
that you that you could that you don't mind distracting yourself with it's work yeah and you're always
going to flourish and I see other I see other opportunities coming to play as far as ideals and stuff
you're not done so again the next two years are going to be really big for you wow so I would
really look at that here and really take time again this is not this is not about again enjoying the
fruits of your labor but it's it's more acknowledging it here and again this is not giving yourself
a big head here and I don't want you worrying about well if I get too happy here I'm afraid it's
going to be pulled out from underneath you. No, it's not you, I'm telling you right now,
you paid, how do you say this without sounding weird? You paid your karmic debt. You and I both know
that. It's done. I mean, that's one of the problems that I have too is, is again, realizing
where I'm at here. I've become so far here, but I don't recognize it because I'm the one
living my life here. But if I stop and think about it, God, all these great things have come into
play since I made this a true profession here. I've done this. Now I'm doing this thing with
Caitlin here and having a good time with it here. Stop and do that every now and just be in the
moment here because like I said, I don't want you, it doesn't matter what I want, but I don't want
you ever to look back here and see, I really wish that I would have, I would have spent more
time on that here or, or really would have leaned into it there. Yeah. That's my mentality going
into dancing, I think. I'm like, I really want to be present and lean into it. And like, even if I'm
going through a rough time on it, I want to like sit in that and like feel everything through this
process because I just like always knew from a young age that I was meant to be like on a
dance floor like it's just like in me it was my it's in my DNA my mom was a dancer like I just
be like this is something that I'm like supposed to do so I'm so excited with that it's fantastic
because again you you you're I don't want to get too futuristic here but you have to understand
something the audience is going to be watching you you're not going to be you're going to be in
the moment here we're going to see I don't want to give too much away here but we're going to see
a different side of you does that make sense like this is this is the more personal side of you I'm
getting goosebumps. So this is more, again, I honestly, even if it sounds so stupid to say this,
but I don't, I don't want to even go down a negative route with you. I don't see anything,
not that I see anything negative here. It's making sure that you're keeping your head above and
you're still, you're looking around to see where you're at here. So again, nothing negative.
Okay. What about like, I would love if you could tell me like what I have in store,
like in my relationship. We already kind of touched on career, but like nothing off limits with me.
So give it. When it comes to relationships,
that's a side of you that's still again it's still evolving and it's still developing here
and i'm not saying i'm not going to use a whole cliche thing that you're having a hard time
letting go of things it's it's not so much that as you're worried about if this is going to
work out here because i thought what you do is you is you take your mind into the future here
but you stop and realize that they're not going to they're not going to give you a prediction
about something like that here because kately has to go through she has to go through it
your soul you have to understand something when i tell you that you paid your car
McDett. Think about this for a second. Your soul, your essence, your presence, what's inside of you
behind that beautiful face of yours and that talent. I'm talking about the real you here, not the body
that you're wearing this in this lifetime here. You've already, you've surpassed your past
lives. Everything that you do moving forward here is going to be a view. You've never done this
before. So with you here, go into really learn the lessons when it comes to love here, learn how to let go
here. And again, I think that the person that you're with now allows you some flexibility to be you.
Does that make sense to where he's not, he's, he's, he's, I think that he's a little bit,
I think it's exactly what you need as far as like making sure that he brings a certain amount
of air in there.
So you're not dwelling on things here.
It's kind of like, let's get up and do stuff here.
But Caitlin, Caitlin has a hard time sometimes because, again, I don't want to put doom and
bloom here, but I don't know if it's abandonment issues or kind of wondering, like, again,
don't get too cocky here because this can leave at any time.
That is totally what I do.
I think it was just to do with, like, I always, I always talk about my parents' divorce.
in a way where I'm like, it was literally the healthiest divorce when it comes to divorces.
And they are still friends and they both speak highly of one another.
But it was, I literally think my dad just kind of like wasn't as in love with my mom as she
needed to feel.
And so I always think that I project that in relationships where I'm like, like, you're going to fall out of love with me.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Let me tell you something.
And I was the reason why.
The reason why I mess with that so hard here is because I've seen on a certain side of my family,
I've seen that side of the family where the women were extremely manipulative,
or they were very clingy, or they were very codependent in relationships here in self-sabotaging.
And a good majority of the people on that side of the family,
their husbands or their mates resented them in some way.
And I will never forget this.
I remember a family member passing away, and this was her husband that said this.
And he had said, okay, so what's going to happen when they come and pick up the body?
everyone's going to leave and that's it and I thought to much that hit me this was back in
2006 I said I never ever want to be in a relationship to where the person's just waiting for me to
die right she's and so with somebody like you again you you you're not that that's not you
all those spheres and insecure you you've learned from what your mother's done you've learned from
people you again you're very good judge of character you you categorize things in little buckets in
your mind here of people that are similar here so you look back on things here and again you
you're too smart for that there.
So again, let go here because the one thing with you,
let's just say, I'm not saying this is going to happen here,
so I don't think I'm predicting this.
But let's say it didn't work out.
You, I don't want, if you were my friend and we were hanging out here,
I would make sure that you did everything that you could because I wouldn't want
Caitlin questioning it afterward.
Oh, God, did I could have done this or could have I done this here?
Or what if I did that?
No, let's turn over every stone here.
So there's no questions and Caitlin can move free.
So again, in this relationship, I think that he provides a certain amount of error for you.
And also a little bit of, there's something very,
boyish about this, something to where his energy is very boyish. I think it kind of lowers your
guard down a little bit here. Enjoy it. Enjoy it. Enjoy the laughter. Yeah. I agree with that too.
Yeah. And do, like right now, is that something that you can sense is like spirits around us or people
that have passed? This is about you as far as you and your mate, your boyfriend? No, no, no. Just like
in general right now, like are there, are people who have passed around us like at all
Sometimes. Sometimes the majority of it is the spiritual energy that you carry with you. So, like, again, I don't know how to explain it. The soul, the essence of presence here. So again, it would be with you, with you, it's different. Everybody's different here. So what works for Caitlin isn't going to work in a reading for somebody else here. But with you, your guides, my guide, speak to your guides, loud and clear here. I'm able to just tap in immediately here. There's nothing, it's something like where I give, I read this on online sometimes where people were like, God, I guess maybe I didn't ask the right amount of questions here because my reading wasn't as good as your reading is.
well, you live a different life here.
So with you, you've got a lot of spiritual energy here.
You've got a lot.
What I pick up off of you is a lot of light and a lot of guidance.
So this is something to where, again,
I see someone that started off kind of rough here that came into herself.
And the one thing I like about you here is that you're not somebody that falls down
and goes to everybody's front door and knocks in it and says,
can you take me in here?
I'm having a hard time.
You kind of retreat into your shell and you heal yourself.
So again, that's what I pick up from you is your strength here in that type of.
I hope that answers your question.
spiritual energy around you, what you bring to the table.
Yeah, no, I'm also like for people that have passed, like communicating with them,
is anything coming through for that?
I'm not picking up anything from the medium side, if you will.
If you had a picture, but I would be able to read it.
Here's the thing.
When it comes to medium readings, I've had, I learned the hard way.
When you die, you don't just grab your wings and you ascend and you become the same.
angel or whatever. The reason why I know that is because I gave her reading to a woman who was
a psychic hopper. She would go to every psychic medium there was to make a connection with her
father to find out where he hid this money at. So she came to my home and her father, I was like,
okay, well, let me see if he comes in here. Her father came in and was extremely racist. He was
like, I can't effing believe that I'm talking to this effing, you know, slur, yes. I told her
to mind her own effing business and I cannot blah, blah, blah here. And I asked her, I said,
wait a minute, I have to ask you something. I said, was your dad racist and a horrible man before he
died? She said, extremely. I said, he is here right now and he's telling me to tell you to mind your
own business. He's told you before. You're not going to find anything out and stop bugging people.
Wow. And I said, yeah. I was like, are we done now so I can get rid of this and get him out of my
house? Tell that sold of a f***. Exactly. So when people... Can you tell someone to just like beat it?
Yeah. They come, they come all the time.
I was just telling Sarah before we got on the recording here that somebody died right down the street
last night. Somebody got hit by a car. I picked up on it immediately. And I told Jay, I was like,
let's close the windows here because I don't want any of that energy coming in. It's a never-ending
thing with me. When people tell me, oh, I just turn it off. I'm like, how do you do that? Because I
can't. Wow. Does it keep you up at night? Yeah. I don't go to bed until about two, three in the
morning and I sleep until about seven. Wow. Holy shit. Now people are like, hey, can you? Yeah.
What is that movie? Ghost Town?
Ghost with Patrick Swayze.
Oh, no, not Ghost.
No, that's a great movie.
No, it's another movie and there's a, like, he gets electrocuted or something,
and then it makes him able to speak to the dead.
It's the guy that was the original office, the British after.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ricky Dervaiths or whatever?
Yeah, and he's able to, like, speak to all these spirits,
and they're all just a ton of spirits that are like,
hey, I need closure with my wife, hey, any closure.
with my son and he's just like he can't sleep like every time he's like trying to sleep they're all
like hey like there's like 30 yes why watching unsolved mysteries or forensic files yes because i had this
one guy come through and he was like i'm sorry to bother you but can you help me my family's
been looking for me for the last two years i disappeared in peru and i was like uh you know you know
you know what I'm saying like like I'd love nothing more than to help with it I love you
it I love it yeah I'll say what makes you think what makes you think your family member is so crazy
because I'll tell people I'll say I'll say what makes you think your family member is going to
come and talk to me so when these mediums come on and they're like oh I'm getting
this here. I'm like, I've had people, I've had people come to me and tell me straight up here.
I'm not going to say anything to you during this reading here. I'm just going to make sure
you're not going to lie to this person. And they'll sit quiet. So I'll skip all the hoopla and be
like, okay, if they're not coming through, just send me a damn picture and I'll read them for you.
Because I'm able to tap in by the picture of their last moments, where they're at now, if they've
reincarnated, if they're up there or they're still here. So, yeah.
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Code Vine. I know this is probably a question you get asked often and you're probably like,
shut up, Caitlin, but I am genuinely curious. Like, how do you explain like not being able to
predict like lottery numbers? That's personal. I, you're so hokey. It's, I mean, it is so hokey.
It's personal gain. That's why I cannot read myself. I tell everybody, Jesus, if I was,
if I was able to let go here and really, really use my ability for what it is, I'd be a billionaire.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I can predict everything under the,
the sun when it comes to like political stuff, when it comes to worldly stuff here. But again,
lottery numbers, things like that, nope. I've got to stand in line just like everybody else.
Wait, can you see an end for the coronavirus?
Buckle up. It's going to be wild. It's going to be wild up until probably the mid of 2021 here.
It's going to be the pandemic. It's going to be also a lot of political stuff going on here.
I don't like to go too far into it. I've been threatened before. People have called me, emailed me,
told me to keep my mouth shut. I don't know if you know who William Cooper is. William Cooper was
I was a conspiracy theorist.
I didn't know who he was.
He came to visit me back in 2007.
He told me all this was going to happen.
He was so insistent.
It was like Whoopi Goldberg and Patrick Swayze and Ghost.
He would wake me up and start, he would call me an idiot.
He would call me lazy.
He would say, get your shit together.
I cannot believe that they have me talking to you and you're so lazy.
And I was like, I was asleep.
He said, get a notebook, get a pen.
And then when I got it, he got mad because I wasn't writing it fast enough.
He said, get a recorder and speak into it as soon as you wake up.
And I was like, all right.
And he told me all this, the pandemic stuff, elections, things that were going on in China and all these, all these things here.
And I did not find out who he was until 2012.
A friend of mine was like, I know exactly who the person is that came to you.
They were like, go get this book.
And I was like, what is it?
It's called Behold a Pale Horse.
Do you know how that book?
I was living in Oregon at the time.
That was locked up behind a glass case there.
They had to carry it down there for me.
I felt like I was being watched.
As soon as I opened that book and I found out who the person was, a YouTube.
him heard his voice and I was like that's the guy that came to me yeah hot down oh my god what
like what else i'm just like tell me everything so 2021 will it ever like are i don't know like i guess
it's not going to be longer than 2021 but are they going to like have a vaccine like what is
going to happen i don't even know i mean i don't want to overshare here but i don't even know if that
vaccine is something that we're going to want to take that's what i think i'm not trying to be shady or
anything like that, but I feel like this is going to, I feel like we're going to see a little
bit more. I think it's ever going to go back to normal here. You have to understand something.
Even if they were to tell us, okay, here's the changes that we're going to make here.
We need you to rally behind us here as the United States here as the nation here.
How many people are going to bitch and complain during that time and be like, well, wait a minute,
I want to do this here. So they come in here and they just make the decision for us and change all
this, which in some ways it's bad, but in some ways it's good here because it's evolution,
it's progress. Humans are known to mess things up here because they don't want to move.
they get set in their ways here, so things have to force it.
So this is going to open up in so much shape or form a different world.
I'm not saying it's going to be the new world order, but it's done.
Who we were back in 2019 and the way that we lived our lives is not going to be for the future here.
And I think that's always a thing on that.
Yeah, for that.
What?
Praise be.
Good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
And you, because you predicted Stasi Schroeder, her relationship when she was going through a hard time
a breakup you predicted this relationship she's in right now right yeah she let me tell you something
about stasi i love her but she and i'm going to be truthful here she's almost isn't you guys
almost have i'm not saying you have similar energy but you guys are just no bullshit so with her here
i was i'm not afraid of she's here i'm afraid of single i was a little i'm not going to say afraid
i was a little nervous of saying the wrong thing to her because i know that she would call me out
but her energy i'm not just saying this because who she is here again i don't watch that show but
I know people that know her.
I've spoken to her on several occasions here.
She's got amazing energy.
This woman is extremely intuitive.
And I think you guys are very similar in that way, too,
because she picks up on the energy of other people.
And she tries to match it the same way, too.
And what ends up happening is that she ends up tripping over herself sometimes.
But she, a very powerful woman.
I'd love to do more with her.
Very excited for her.
But yes, I did predict the initials of her, a beau, and then the sex of her baby.
Shut the fuck.
She's married?
I mean, pregnant.
She's pregnant. She's pregnant.
So cute. So cute.
Okay. Do you have any other predictions?
Like, because I am so excited to eventually have a family, but I said, like, in the next two years.
But do you have any predictions about that for me?
I think I would love to say, again, you have free will here.
And I'm not so hokey here, but I see children in your future here.
The only thing, I need to ask you a question.
You can totally tell me to mind my own business here before I go down this, right,
because this has been coming up a lot with other.
clients here. There's no issues with you getting pregnant, though, is there? Yeah, because I was going to say
here, the only thing that I see here is you being nervous, which is normal here. But I would love to say,
again, I think that you'd be an excellent mother here because what it's going to, I don't want to
give you too much here, but it's going to open you up in a way that that joy that we're talking
about now, like being in the moment here, you're really going to see that on the face of your child here.
So in some way, shape, or form, it's going to be very healing for you. And remember, may these words
haunt you just a little bit here. When you came back here, remember, you came back here for
you. Yes, the material success is great here. And yes, yes, you're working your butt off here.
And yes, you deserve it here. But you also came back to get what you didn't have, which was
your life. And this would be marriage. This would be kids. This would be letting myself go in this
lifetime. Again, I don't want to be hokey here and give away too much when it comes to your
progression here. But I find it hard to believe that you'll come back and have to repeat the lessons
again. I think that you, I rarely say this here. And I'm not saying this again because of who
you are. I feel like you, in some ways, you've ascended further than I, than I even think
that you thought you would or, or I don't know how to say that without sounding weird here.
I think that you, I think you're done. I don't want to be weird, but I think that, I think that
you're going to see this time. No, because I, um, I was talking to this girl I know, um,
who is also a medium and she said to me that I just, every,
time I'm doing something like continuing to go forward in life and growing and like having these
relationships and all these things happening for me. She said you almost like don't believe it
because you didn't think you'd like make it this far in life or like everything that comes. You're
like, okay, I'm still here and I'm doing this and like everything's so good. How? How? Why? And I get like
confused in that. Because you were again in some way, shape or form. Again, not a lot of people
remember. Not a lot of people come in here with that with that kind of like have to be on guard.
Why can't I ever just be happy here?
I've got a great relationship here.
God, I'm killing it with my career here,
but I still kind of feel like I don't want to get too happy
because it could leave at any time here.
With you, like I said, your soul, your essence,
your presence, so you knows that you've surpassed here.
It's your way of thinking and the jadedness
that happened in this lifetime that kind of holds you back a little bit here.
But look at it, like I said,
I just don't see anything coming in here
and knocking you off your platform
or knocking you off in your life here.
There's something that you can't handle here.
allow yourself the flexibility to go through it with a different mindset here because I'm telling you my love, I just don't see anything negative here. And as far as like children, I would love to see you as being a mother because I really think that you're going to be very protective of those children obviously here. But it's going to open up that, that I'm going to say this one last thing here. When I start to stutter that's going to far here, you're going to really, you're going to really in some way, shape, or form take back your childhood. Does that resonate?
Yeah. That's so interesting. Yeah. I remember one of my girlfriends saying she has three kids and she always says she sees herself as the fourth child. So she treats her kids like she nurtures herself and her kids the way she wish she was as a child.
I love that. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I totally understand that. I feel like that's something that I would that I would see in having kids.
If I was to, I know I'm the psychic here, but I want to ask you a question here.
When you think about your future or you think about where you're at here, and I want you to think about this intuitively, if you can here, what do you see for yourself?
Be straight up.
And if you need to be vulnerable, be vulnerable here.
But I want to keep it feels about herself and her future.
I feel like I've just done so much in this lifetime that I'm.
I totally see like kids and a family, but for some reason, it's like I keep wanting to say
next year or next year, next year, but I keep like doing so many things for myself that I feel
like I don't know when I'm going to see myself actually having kids.
Stop doing that because you're intuitively, you're going to intuitively know.
There's going to be a switch that you're going to, your body is going to talk to you first.
Your little reproductive system, everything, although girly parts of you here are going to speak
to you and you are going to know.
going to be like this. It's interesting to see. Do you know anybody that's gotten pregnant right
off the bat here, really close friends that didn't announce their pregnancy, but you're so close to them
that you look at them. You're like, there's something different about you. I don't know what it is.
Yeah. That's how you're going to look. I bet you anything that if you don't tell me,
again, not just being a psychic, whatever, I would pick up on that you were, that you were pregnant.
Yeah, because you, you, you're, mark my words, your body's going to tell you when it's time here.
You're going to get it. You're intuitively going to know here. And people are going to be like,
Wasn't that for everybody?
Yeah, but who's willing to listen with you?
I think this is going to happen at a time where you're going to be busy with work
or you're going to be doing something fun here.
Because I just see you looking down and being like, oh, my God, it's just, again,
I don't want to take away your experience here, but I feel like it's going to hit that
switch in you.
You're very open.
You're very on.
Your intuition is very high right now.
Start utilizing it in a way to where you're not being afraid of it here.
You're not using it to test the waters here.
Because again, like I said, I know I'm not the end-all-be-all when it comes to psychics,
but I don't see anything coming in.
you're grabbing your foot and yanking you down
as you're getting ready to take your next step.
I don't see that.
Okay, I love that.
Do you, like, have any predictions of what the sex of my baby would be?
I want to say, again, I don't want to be cliche with Svati here,
but I want to say a girl.
I want to say a daughter.
I feel that too.
Yeah.
And another person has told me, like, that there's, like, a girl waiting to, like,
choose me and me choose her.
I don't want to be cliche with the other medium here, but it's, I mean,
again, you have to think about it here, about it kind of being that karmic gift to you as
far as like, you know, being able to not relive your childhood through your kids as
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in front of your kids because they get off on that stuff. So it's interesting to see you
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I feel like I'm going to be a goofy mom.
Oh, of course you are.
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Okay, I have a little prediction game to play with you.
Let's do it.
I feel like I've already asked some of these
because I honestly wanted to know what you thought about the pandemic
and when it would end.
So do you see any celebrity breakups happening anytime soon?
Oh, geez, like anybody in mind, anybody in particular,
I did one for Cosmo and I'm not treating my own horn,
but a lot of these things came into prediction.
that, yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I did.
Who was it that broke up?
God, it was recently.
By the way, I'm stalking you on Instagram right now.
Fantastic.
But, yeah, anybody in mind?
Like I said, these relationships, you have to understand something.
What goes on behind the scenes, some of these things are arranged, they have a time limit before they break up here.
But, yeah, anybody in particular?
That I, I, the, no.
only thing that I keep predicting is I feel like Haley Bieber is pregnant right now. I hope I
hope so. You know what? I was thinking that same thing too. I honestly, for all the crap that
kid gets here, I honestly think that she's good energy for him. Yeah, I agree. I think that he can,
I think that she allows him to feel safe here because he's a Pisces. So he's a bit of a crybaby.
He likes to dish it out, but can't take it back here. And I feel like she kind of holds him accountable
for stuff. And I think that she, I think that she's, I hope she is. I haven't looked into her.
Yeah, I would be so sad if they broke up, yeah.
We too.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just was like, I don't know who I would predict of breakups.
I'm just wondering if you, like, have thought of any or predicted any, like, that are coming up.
No, I haven't really put any much thought into it here.
A lot of what I see here is a lot of people coming out that are being, again, I don't want to get too much, get too much crap for this year.
But a lot of things that are coming out about people's past being exposed here.
So a lot of celebrities, again, I don't want to go down the pediment.
feel you're out and do the whole Hollywood scandal thing here, but a lot of things are going to
start to come to light here.
I think somebody that's my big prediction for this pandemic here is understand something,
my love, everybody is so worried about, you know, obviously losing their job here,
everything's unpredictable, but the cards have not been shuffled yet.
They have not been laid out to see where we're all going to, where we're all going to land here.
I'm telling you right now a lot of people that were up here, this is not being mean or
it's not being negative here, are going to fall because they can't take the pressure,
which means the people that we're waiting next in line are going to be ushered up here.
So right now it's a good time for everybody if they want you to get their shit together and really come out swinging.
That's what I predict as far as like people, there's going to be people that we know, we care about people that are on top here.
We're going to see them start to go down.
I'm not doing that to be negative here.
It's just a way to.
No, I don't see that as negative.
Do you think, no, wait, there's been confirmation of UFOs by government officials.
Do you see any interaction with UFOs or aliens coming?
Yes, for sure.
That William Cooper, let me tell you.
something. I have my own experience. That William Cooper guy brought, I'm not kidding, it sounds so
crazy. He brought aliens to my house. I am not kidding you. I woke up. I'll tell you this really
quick here. I can tell the energy. My kids like to play, we used to love to play practical jokes on me,
like scare the hell out of me all the time. I could tell the difference between a person trying
to scare me, a ghost, and now an alien. I woke up and I was like, there's something in the room
here. And I was like, it feels different. And I was looking. I'm like, where are you? So I kept looking
around the room and it was hiding in between the doorway. The door was partially open. I kept it
open so I can hear my kids in the other room. And it was standing in the dark part of the doorway.
And I was like, what is that? And I kept looking at it. And it was super duper tall. It was as
tall ceiling. Its limbs were really skinny. And I remember, here's the thing. And again,
I know it sounds hokey. I was reading its thoughts. I was picking up that it was intrigued,
that I can understand what it was thinking. And it was intrigued. And I was intrigued that it knew
without hurting me that what was going on here so my guides so I started I started seeing it kind of like
just moved very briefly here like it was like getting nervous or something and my guides told me
you need to look away because it wants to leave and I was like no I'm not going to look away and so
that thing that whatever it was said look at your leg and when I looked at my leg I shit you not
it looked as skinny as it's limb like a broom handle and I was like oh my god it did something to me
and my guide said no no snap out of it it's just an illusion look up it's gone
and it left so what do you think like how is this going to happen like how is that just all the
because I'm telling you that does seem like the next thing that would happen in the world like
I'm stressed out but they're not going they're going no no that's again like I said I'm sure
there's some people that get hurt and things like that where they're where they're picking at them
and stuff this thing again my experience it was scary but it was nothing that was it didn't want to
hurt me out. So I think this is going to play out in the form of technology. I think that
I think they're going to give us more insight on technology and start ushering that in first here
and slowly introduce things from the other side. If you stop and think about it, they're slowly
doing it now with all the military talking about UFOs and seeing them and all this stuff here. They've
been here forever. Yeah. So I think that I think they're going to usher it in, especially I'm going to
say within the next, I'm going to say with the next three to five years here. I'm not saying
that we're going to be friends with them here, but we're going to probably hear more, especially
people could say, well, look how far are we to, we've advanced with technology since five years
ago this is going to be different this is going to this is going to affect the way that we fly this is
going to affect the um how we travel and things like that too so yeah whoa is elan musk going to have
anything to do with this i'm going to keep my mouth shut on that i have my yeah i hmm yeah yeah he's
yeah understood understood um so you don't watch the bachelor franchise but i guess that wouldn't
you wouldn't be able to answer that because you don't know.
Okay.
Because you don't watch,
but because you have these abilities,
when I talk about Bachelor,
does that just like you don't know who people are,
so it would be hard for you to do anything.
Yeah,
I would have to look at their picture and stuff like that,
yeah,
to pick up their energy.
Yeah.
Okay, that makes sense.
But I've read a couple people from The Bachelor.
I read,
I've done you.
I've done Christina Schulman.
I've done Olivia.
Oh, Olivia.
Yeah, and Ashley.
Ashley, Ashley, I, I don't know if she goes by that or, yeah, her.
Yeah, Ashley, I, yeah, she was on my season of when we were on, like, we had the same Bachelor.
Yeah, so interesting.
I feel like I could talk to you for like, I know.
Like, I just want to, is there something that you're holding back telling me I feel like there is?
No, no, again, like I said, my intent is not to scare you here.
There's nothing.
You're not, I don't want to get, it's not that I'm being a lazy psychic car.
I don't want to predict the future here, but they're very, they're very,
very adamant on making sure that you go through the lessons on your own here and you
experience for what it is because it's got to touch your core here. All I can tell you to be honest
with you is I don't see anything negative coming in that you can't handle. One could say,
well, I'm older now. I can handle things a lot differently here. I just don't, I just don't see
that here. I just see, I want to, I know that sounds hokey here, but I just see more of like
you coming into who you are. Again, just more blessings, more opportunity. Of course,
you're still going to be you and be quirky and do all.
that stuff here and get mad and you're irritated, getting impatient here, but it's not going to
take away from where you're at in this lifetime. I don't know how to say that without sounding weird.
No, I mean, I love that. And I feel like every day almost, I feel like I come into my own more and
more and more and more. And I do think that's because I'm in a relationship that does give me the
space to be able to be myself and work on myself. And I'm able to just be so vulnerable and
honest. Like he doesn't, his feelings don't get hurt. Like, it's, he's just, he's just,
like totally respects who I am and like the things that I go through.
That's awesome.
You know, when it comes to that relationship and things like that and the things that you're
going through, always try, again, trust your intuition.
Let that out here.
Let yourself experience it because I'm telling you right now, you're very, very intuitive,
but you're also, again, how do you tell somebody, Jesus Christ, but you're too smart?
You know what I'm saying?
Like you, like you're very calculated.
And when I say manipulative, I'm not saying it in a negative way.
manipulation doesn't always have to be negative here, but you're always at least one step
ahead. It's your intuition because what you're trying to do is you're trying to make sure that
yes, it's for sure. And your guys are telling you, have you done anything? We'll talk about recently
that you regretted or that you didn't, that you couldn't get yourself out of. So this is very much
it can come into your own trusting your own instinct and lowering your defenses and enjoying your life
here in some way shape or form. It sounds so hokey again too. Being human. Is there any way
you can communicate with my like guides and stuff and and tell them to communicate with me more or is that
something I have to work on that's something that you have to work on because nine out of ten times when people
ask me about their guides and they're telling me how do I get how do I get in contact and what should I look for here
you got to start paying attention to how you feel and what's and what's going on it because they're always there
your guys are always talking you especially with somebody like you here you're going to get it you're going to get it during the day too
and you're also going to get it at night when you're sleeping so again I would keep a dream journal next to you here
but put that out there before I go to bed because I do readings all day long for the show I'm going to head off to a reading here I always disconnect I disconnect from my business I disconnect from my friends I disconnect from everybody in the house here and I go into my zone and I tell my guys show me what I missed or show me what I didn't catch during the session because every time I read somebody I actually gain knowledge as well I get something off of them here so I'll tell them God I had so much so much stuff back to back what did I miss show me what you want me to see and then I'll just fall asleep thinking about that and they'll come in psychically or they'll show you
show me in a dream here. So don't be afraid to mess with it or speak out.
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while supplies last. My dreams are so vivid that, like, they are so real that I can actually
know that I'm dreaming and I can go around and read labels. Like, say, I'm having a dream. I'm in a
grocery store. Like, everything is so detailed and I can, like, read things and see things.
Like, it's, and I can, like, walk around in my dream knowing I'm in my dream and, like, do things.
Because you during the day, it's almost like, it's almost like the Virgo mentality here.
So all those people that are that are in your audience that are Virgo's here, those
people, Virgos are always analyzing. They're always thinking. They're always being of service here.
They're very quick with their, with their information here. You can ask of Virgo anything and they know a
little bit about everything there. So they're always your go-to, but they never shut their mind off.
Never ever shut their mind of. So they get really vivid dreams here because that's where your guides can
attack you, if you will, in the subconscious there because you're vulnerable there. And you've got to pay
attention to that too. You remember your dreams. Not a lot of people will remember it. And the fact that you
could read, pay attention to that because you can ask them to slip you a note there. And you could read that
in your dreams. Not a lot of people can read. The letters are jumbled here, but you're actually
seeing them and looking at them for what they are. Yeah. So don't be afraid to ask them to show
you, you know, in a dream here. Give me signs. Give me confirmations. Give me a simple.
Also watch for animals. People do not pay attention to animals. When I first started this in my
late 30s, cats, I'm allergic to them and I used to hate them. But the cats would, there was
a stray cat that I ended up adopting because of the people that we moved into the house,
they left it there after they declawed it. Yeah. And yeah. And it was outside. I was like,
Jesus, I made friends with that cat.
That cat, my guides told me, this is how you're going to start off.
And I was like, what's the end result?
They showed me a Black Panther.
They said, you're going to grow.
You're going to start off like this small here.
This is what you're going to grow to.
You're going to come into your power.
So pay attention to that too.
When you dream about, because I dream about dead people all the time, you know, is that them coming
to visit you or is that just because they're like subconsciously on your mind?
It could be a little bit of both here.
But with you, I think that, again, I don't want to give you too much of a reading.
I want to, but with you, I think that you hold yourself back a lot too.
I think that you think that you think about a lot of things and you want to say things
because you're very, you're very, like her, you're very fast and practical, but you're very
upfront.
And I think what ends up happening with you is that you hold yourself back because of what
either you've been told or how you think it's going to come across here.
And your guys, for you, what they're telling me to tell you is for you to let go, this has
to do with your mental here because you can imprison yourself sometimes.
Does that make sense?
Not in a negative way like where you're self-sabotage.
or that you're in the house always depressed here.
I just think that you,
I think that you hold more cards
and more of your ability
than you let on.
Where do you live?
I live in Seamy Valley.
Oh yeah, you said that for the beginning.
I just want to hang out with you.
I know, I feel L.A.
I feel L.A. from you.
Well, here's the thing.
Like I said, I always tell people this.
We've already made this connection here.
And I know it's horrible for business,
but again, I don't claim to be the end-all
be all when it comes to psychics. What I do is completely different here. But you,
both of you guys, are not cursed. You know, guys don't have lifetimes of the karmic energy that
you need to get rid of that are holding you back in this lifetime here. You guys are too
smart for that here. Live your life. And if you need anything, you need guidance, you need
insight. Somebody comes in here. You have a business deal, Caitlin, because that's going to be
coming up here. All this stuff coming in, you want inside on it. Hit me up. I'm not going to
charge you for that. Really? Yes. Because again, what ends up messing people up here is
that when I give them a reading here, I go so deep here. The next step for them is finding
their process and finding a thing that works for them because this is changing a lifetime of
thinking a certain way and reframing your mind into a totally different way. So you're finding
your process. Anything I can do to help you along the way, feel free to hit me up here. But I can't
get involved in it because my process is very, my guides do not give me a process. They tell me
get your ass, that move. Here's what you have to do. Go do it. I don't have time to think about it.
But people don't move that way. They need to be comfortable. They need to be in their zone there
and feel that change happening. So with somebody like,
you until you find your footing to where you,
where you don't need to hold on a little bit more,
hit me up. Wow. Well, thank you
for that. You're welcome.
Yeah, you are. You too, my love.
You too. If you need guidance or
insight, again, you're just a little bit.
I'm not saying that you're closed off in a negative way here,
but I'd like to, if you don't mind here,
if you ever want a reading, hit me up and I'll do you
on the side.
I don't call you a 20 minutes.
That's amazing.
Great. I love it. Where you at?
Pardon?
Where are you at, love?
We're in Nashville.
Nashville.
Jesus.
Anytime that you guys are in L.A., hit me up.
I'd love to take you out for drinks or dinner.
Yes.
I'd love to.
I'm going to be in L.A. very soon.
Yeah, and hit me up.
We're friends, but I also do her makeup and her hair, so I'll come out and...
Yes, absolutely.
Yeah, that's incredible.
I'm definitely going to hit you up, and I just appreciate your time and for talking to us.
Yeah, you're incredible, and I'm just so happy you came on the podcast.
Oh, thank you so much. It was a complete honor. Thank you for the opportunity. I cannot thank you enough. Again, let me say this one last time here. If either one of you need anything, do not be afraid to hit me up here. I don't want to hear any of this shit. Well, he's really busy. He has no time. Hit me up. I will always be there to back you up. Wow. Thank you so much. And I will take you up. I'll talk to you when I'm in L.A.
Fantastic. You guys have a great day. And again, thank you so much for everything.
Thank you.
Thank you. Bye.
Bye. Okay, we're going to end this episode with a little sip, sip, hooray.
Give it up!
Hey!
Keep it!
It's a great!
Okay, if you will.
So with all that's going on in the world, I thought it could be fun to end the Off the Vine episode
with a new segment that I'll be calling Sip, Hooray,
because we should all be taking a sip of wine as we list.
one but you know if you're of age and you're not driving right you're not at work copy that
you know you know you know the time's right you know you know the drill you know you know the drill
but i hope that you can cheers with me and reflect on some positive things going on both a
with my binos some personal good news and be news stories from around the world that are
positive and uplifting and i would love if you guys could DM me on the off the vine
instagram page with headlines that you see that make you smile a little bit of that right now
You know, recently I just discovered how they weigh panda, or not pandas, koalas.
Oh, my God, I saw that.
Did you see that?
You showed me.
I mean, I'm trying to show the world because it's like came on a little stick.
They put him on a little branch, and that's how they get them.
And then they weigh it.
Quala is your, so there's your happy news.
Good news day, Tuesday.
So, okay, well, that's a good one.
And then I'm also going to cheers to a headline that reads,
coronavirus reunites long-lost sisters who haven't seen each other in over 50 years no way so these two
sisters in Nebraska have the same mother different fathers they hadn't seen each other in 53 years because
they were separated when they were each put up for adoption ultimately one got coronavirus and
recovered and the other sister was working as an aid in the facility stop yes so they finally reunited after
all these years so doris and Bev Bev Doris
you love that i really truly do i just saw them and i just saw them like i did too like
have you ever seen the tip-top twins on instagram tic-tok twins tip-top oh tip-top tip-top twins okay look at
this lil and doris are you kidding they're 96-year-old twins stop and they have like
instagram i'm trying to get them to 10,000 followers so there's another like let's give them an
Instagram. Oh, my God.
It's not amazing.
They are so cute.
And they have dogs.
Oh, my God.
Look at them.
And they're drinking whiskey.
Oh, that's probably right in 196.
When we grow up.
Yes.
Okay.
Cool.
We're not twins.
Kind of.
But we're sisters.
We're definitely sisters.
Yeah.
Maybe not blood sisters, but sisters.
What is blood?
That means nothing to me.
No, I choose you as a sister.
I choose you.
That's amazing.
Well, thanks, Taryn for being on the podcast today.
Absolutely.
Thank you so much.
I always love coming on.
It's so much fun.
You can come on anytime.
I love just having your energy in this room.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm Caitlin Bristow.
That's Karen, and we'll see you next Tuesday.
Bye.
Bye.
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