Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Confessionals | “Workplace Romance” Pt. 2

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

#745. Tune in to the latest episode of Off the Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe for a juicy installment of Confessionals, or as we fondly dub them, "Vinofessionals." This episode is packed with scandalous workplace romance stories that will leave you on the edge of your seat. From a jaw-dropping tale of an assistant affair gone terribly wrong to a whirlwind romance that almost led to an unexpected move across the globe, the drama is non-stop! And just when you think you've heard it all, a steamy office liaison involving some rather risqué mail delivery habits will take you by surprise. And DON’T MISS OUT ON NEXT MONTHS VINOFESSIONALS! For the first time EVER, Kaitlyn will be offering her best advice on your most pressing issues. If you need a little guidance and want some help navigating the situation, email [e-mail] or DM Off the Vine on Instagram with your "Ask KB" moment to be featured in an episode :) If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (1:40) I screwed my assistant and it backfired! (9:06 ) Two Words: American Eagle… (22:26) Panties in the Mail… Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Apartments.com: This episode is Sponsored by Apartments.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, I was in an area and then people started coming in and I was like, I got to move. You got to sit down for this one. I can't wait because it says I screwed my assistant and it backfired and I'm like, I'm sitting down for this. You'd be sitting down for this. Tell me everything. Okay. So I worked for a small school and within like a three month period, I had three assistants, either remove rooms or they quit. So admin had to find new people. And one of those people was. a guy and I was like oh great here we go because men in early child care usually don't work out but so he comes walking down the hole he has a man bun and I'm thinking oh lord oh no what are we getting ourselves into so he walks in and I'm the only one pretty much in the school that wasn't googly eye over him everybody's eyes were like who is this guy and I was like no like you know it is what it is like I have to be professional so yeah that didn't last long because we all started going out every other like Friday night there's a local bar that has music bingo on Friday nights and we all fun yeah and so we all started going out and he actually tried to make it pass me one night and I kind of stopped him and said hey like I'm your boss

remember like sir yeah exactly like if we do this there's no coming back yeah this is the hill we die exactly and he was like okay okay like whatever so people are still like gougly eye like it was ridiculous and I'm trying to like hold off as best as I can and I'm like I don't want to get myself in a situation like this so yeah because we were hanging out and things were going good we eventually like started getting closer and then we started hooking up and I thought I was keeping it on the low until my administrator brought me into the side and said hey I heard something about you oh no are you in a blink sleeping together and I was like and I immediately said no no Oh, no. Like, no. And they were like, well, it's not frowned upon for roaming places. But if he's in your room, you know, he has to move because you guys can't work together. And I was like, okay. Well, I thought I was keeping on the Lolo until I would say like maybe six weeks after that. I got pulled in the office and I got fired.

No, stop. Yeah. And come to find out, I, we were, I mean, obviously, like, kept a professional, didn't do anything at work. But outside of work, people knew us. And apparently my assistant who, my other assistant who got, she had the hot for him. I didn't know this. And she got super jealous and got super petty and started going to administration. Shut up. And would, like, bring out videos that she had taken up outside of work and was like, she's lying to you. Her and him are together. And I was like, cool.

Yeah. So, but the good news is we're still together two years later. Shut up, shut up. Yeah. And that assistant who tried to be petty. got karma to her because the ultimate goal was for her to get me fired so she could take over my job and thought she'd get in between me and my now boyfriend and it didn't work out for her because I fired her too because I found out that she was doing some sketchy strip too so

I love karma so much karma is a queen I'm oh my gosh and you're still with him yeah we'll be together two years in October of this coming year oh bless that is so And the kicker is, he works at that school still. No, he doesn't. Yes. Wait, do you think they'd ever bring you back? Because they're like, oh, sorry, it's actually real. So, yeah, like, they told my man, I mean, I'm going to become the last.

They were trying to find a reason because there was no grounds to like stand on of like I was a bad teacher or like I wasn't doing my job. It pretty much was that there were jealous bees in the building who got mad and were being petty. And so because to combat that and not have it right on their hands, they decided that it was best. They let me go. Gosh. So now and now do you, are you still a teacher? I am in education, but like in an administrator position now. So it all worked out for me.

It all worked out. So really at the end of the day, you win. Exactly. I got a better job. I still got the man. And there's still people talking about us in that building still to the same. Oh, yes. Wait, I love this story.

It's so bad that I'm not allowed at the school. Like, he participates in, like, events. And I was told I was allowed to come to the school anymore because they're so threatened by my presence. Oh, wait, that is, you're, you've got some power over these people. And I was like, I don't know, I don't know what I did because honestly, like, I'm sorry. Like, of all people, like, I was trying to avoid it at all costs. And sometimes things are just not avoidable. And us coming together.

yeah so yeah you can't fight love and then now he and the fact that he still works there and like has you know there's events or concerts or i don't know what schools do but like you can't even go that's so bizarre to me does he try and like stand up for it or are you like action happy to let go bring up stuff and he's like so the way you did sarah right and they're like yeah you know they have nothing yeah so i mean ultimately like i think like the thing to give me out was that i was like being mean to a child. I don't know. And it wasn't. It was the administrator's child who that was the only way they get like we have to have something and we can't say like oh she it's because she's with because I even checked the handbook to make sure I was like I'm going to cross my eyes my teeth like I'm making sure

totally. And my boss even told me oh we've had like past employees who started dating and they eventually got married like no big deal. And so I'm thinking oh it's going to be fine. He'll move to a different room like it sucks because I just got him to be my assistant. But whatever I'll make it work. And then six weeks later. Wow. So really, it backfired in the moment or in that time, but really it worked out for everybody, except for the people we didn't want it to work out for. Exactly.

Incredible. I'm like, it's fine. Like, you all still obviously, I live right free in your heads because obviously, like, y'all talk about me and like him being there. It just reminds you, like, we're together. Like, so. And then I got the better upper hand. And when win.

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are you good how are you i'm so good okay american eagle what tell me everything okay so how much of my story do you know nothing i know two words american eagle oh amazing okay then i'm going to have you make little predictions as we go okay so for a little context this started this happens like seven eight years ago so it's been a long time but it just lives rent-free in my brain. Obsessed. Yes. So this happened the summer after my freshman year of college. So I went to college in Minnesota, but I'm from Nebraska.

So I was just back for the summer and I was working at American Eagle for the summer. And I was like one or two weeks in at American Eagle and one day this customer comes in and he's looking for shorts, asked me to help him out. I'm like, yep, I'm your girl. and I help him pick out some shorts. We hit it off, have a long conversation. And that day, I was working with like two other guys. And so they were like, oh, like, how do you know him?

And I was like, oh, actually, like, I don't. And they're just giving me such a hard time. They're like, oh, and I'm like, yeah, whatever. And then he ends up asking for my number. We go out on a date. And it turns out he's in Nebraska because he's in the Air Force. so he's stationed at the base in Nebraska. Okay.

And we have this summer whirlwind romance. It's like super fun hanging out every day. We're young and dumb. So he like sneaks me on to the base to sleep, but you know, all the things. Cute. Yes. But I have no intent of dating him. I'm like, I'm going back to Minnesota.

It sucks because I like this guy, but it's fun. And then one day he asked me to be his girlfriend. like so out of the blue it caught me really off guard but he's like let's date try a long distance and we'll go from there so i'm like you know what i have to lose yeah so we start dating and we date for like a whole another year essentially going doing long distance and our relationship was fine it was like up and down high highs low lows but overall pretty good and then the following may so we started dating like june okay the next may he calls me one day and says that he's getting restationed to Guam.

And I'm like, okay, well, that's not good. I'm like, well, that's bad for a relationship. And then I'm like, where the fuck is Guam? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Yeah. So I quick Google search. I'm like, okay, where's Guam? And then I see, I'm like, okay, it's on the other side of the world.

Caitlin, do you know where Guam is? No, no idea. Off the coast of Japan, roughly. So I'm like, that's far. This is not good. And so I was open to continuing long distance. So the other thing was his placement there was up to four years, but like he didn't really know the time frame. Okay.

And he's like, no, we're not doing long distance, but let's get married and you move to Guam with me. And I'm like, oh, shit. Like I'm in college. This is probably a bad idea. Now, KB, do you think, did I go to Guam? I don't know. okay I like my hopeless romantic side of me says you did and that you guys are still married okay but do you think I'd be hauling in if we're still married well sometimes oh marriage and divorce okay

I see I see well and sometimes people like the last girl I just talked to or one of the girls I talked to like this crazy thing happened and then 10 years later they're married before kids so I'm like I don't know I don't know I'm going to keep you guessing okay so I'm fully considering it like I'm planning on going to grad school so I'm on my computer Googling grad schools and Guam I'm like I can make this work and then I'm like talking to people close in my life and they're like you're not going to Guam like you're insane and so I'm like okay yes I need to be a little logical so we end up breaking up and I was like really sad about it because we it was weird because it was like a sad breakup because we didn't break up because of anything other than like

the situation yeah and And so we continue to talk about every day. So we broke up in, it was the end of May, but then he wasn't going to actually be leaving until like January. But there was no reason for us to continue to date just to break up later on. Right. But we are still talking to some capacity every day. Like it wasn't as much as we were before, but it was like maybe send a funny video, a Snapchat, sometimes conversation. Oh, but he hadn't left yet.

So he's still in Nebraska when we break up. And this was like two weeks later, I'm back in Nebraska for something different. And we end up hanging out, hooking up, you know, all the things. Yeah. And after then we continue to talk and then come like July, I was struggling with the breakup. And I kind of told him, like, I love that you're still in my life. But like, if you move on or I move on, like we can't keep talking. Right.

Doesn't make sense. It's not good for either of us. And he's like, no, like I'm going to be single for a long. time. Like, this is a great time to be single. I'm moving across the world. I'm like, okay, this, I know this is a good for me, but why not? And then fast forward to Labor Day weekend in September. I'm going to be going to Omaha again, or Nebraska. And I reach out to him. I'm like, hey, coming to town, if you want to get together. And he's like, yeah, I'd love to see you. He's like, I really miss your family. Can we get together with your family? And I was like,

yeah no like that's not a good idea like we're broken up i'm happy to see you but like we're not bringing in the family right yeah and so we decide to go on a walk around a lake by his apartment and on my way he sends me a weird text like very much so i don't remember exactly what it said but it was along the lines of him not wanting me to physically come inside of his apartment and i was like kid that's kind of weird maybe he's like setting like a back boundary doesn't want anything to happen. And I'm like, okay, it's weird, but it's what it is. I don't know.

So I go to his apartment and we get in his car and he drives us to a lake a little bit away. And then this lake is like three miles around. We get a mile and a half around. Your next time to guess, what does he tell me? Oh, God. He tells you that he's actually gay. I wish. oh no what did he do he tells me that he's engaged

what yeah and i'm like so this like i'm caught so off guard i'm spiraling kind of through all the questions but really trying to keep my shit together yeah also knowing that we still have a mile and a half to walk and even if i like were to like turn around and go to opposite direction like we drove there together not him telling him telling you you a mile and a half in when you have another mile and a half to go. Yeah. And why?

So that you're stuck? Yeah, I was stuck. And at this point, too, like, it's been totally normal, just chatting, like, just banter. And then, so I'm asking him, I'm like, so, like, is this somebody you knew while we were dating? Assuming that makes more sense with the timeline that it would be, like, someone from the past. And he's like, no. And I'm like, okay. Like, when did you meet her?

And he says, the end of June, like, okay, weird. And then I was like, so when are you getting married? KB. When is his wedding? Tomorrow. In one month in October. No. Yeah.

And then I was just like, I cannot. This is so weird. And then I don't know if I, oh yeah, no. I told you that in July, I had told him like, let me know if you're talking to NBL. I was like, I don't want to do this. And so I called him out on that. Like I really much kept my shit together in an impressive way. But that was one thing.

I was like, I did ask you to tell me if you moved on because I didn't want to keep talking. And his response still makes my blood boil. He goes, well, if I told you, would you have stopped talking to me? And I was like, manipulative. And he goes, yeah, exactly. That's why I didn't tell you. Thank God you didn't marry this guy. I'm glad you're not still together.

I know. Yeah. So we end up breaking up. him and this girl get married in October, but do you think their marriage lasted? Oh, God. Now I'm scared. I'm like, are you toying with me now? He actually is your husband. You got back together? No, okay, no, because it still makes your blood boil. I don't think they're still married. No. I think she found out some crazy shit about him and left him. So I have no idea how their relationship ended. And I don't know if she ended up actually going to Guam.

I know they got married, but they did end up divorced. But don't worry about him. He got married to another girl probably within a year or less of his divorce. No, this guy is just like a serial merrier. Like he wanted to marry you pretty quick, too, and have you moved to Guam? Yeah. So that is kind of where the story ends. I don't know if they're still married.

He might be on wife number three. But all of this happened because a boy asked me to help him pick out shorts when I was working at American Eagle. I mean, it's a great story, but how annoying, like, he, I knew something when he was like, oh, we'll just get married and you move to Guam. I'm like, this sounds like a guy who does not take marriage seriously. And clearly he does not. Yeah. And I mean, we were stupidly young and whatnot too, but at the same time. So that's when I learned the military men. They do move differently. It's not just a stereotype. And I veered away. And I am now married, too, to somebody different. But I waited eight years after this relationship.

Yeah, you were like traumatized. Oh my gosh. I'm glad you're happily married now. Thank you. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Wait, that's so wild. So, and you have no idea where this guy is now. Like, have you looked him up? I haven't in a long time. He is back in the U.S., not in Guam anymore. I don't know where he lives now, though, but. Oh, my gosh. Imagine you ran into him somewhere. I, you know, we all have that little fear. Yes. That's going to happen. I have that little fear every day about like three people. people. And they're like the chances are high that I run into them. Yeah, you have some running around your city that could be a issue. I've got a couple of those. I'm like, oh, my gosh. Yeah, that's terrifying. Wow. What a douche canoe. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I got to bullet all end up fine, but would have never seen any of it happening. Oh my gosh. It always ends up working out. I wonder what he is doing. He is probably and wife number five maybe and i'm sure maybe has a couple kids to go with all the wives who knows yikes oh man wow okay well thank god american eagle that's what i'm going to call you from now on american eagle yes you're not eating anymore it's just a first name american last name eagle

love it your storytelling was chef's kiss as well thank you good i appreciate i tried to give it my all no that was really good entertaining i was on the edge of my seat you were asking me questions I thought you were the host for a minute. It was amazing. Amazing. I'm so happy to hear that. Oh, you're awesome. Thank you so much for sharing your story on the pod. Yeah, thank you for bringing me on. Okay, last but not least, we have Rebecca, and her story is called Panties in the Mail. Why does the word panties bother me? Undies, underwear. I don't know why panties.

There's like a few words. in the world that bother me. One is epic. I hate the word epic. Another word is pussy. I hate that word. And now panties, add it to the list. Hi, Rebecca.

Oh, M.G. You look so cute. Stop it. You do. Thank you. Yeah. No, you look. I was going to wear my, I have sex with goats t-shirt, but it was in the wash.

So this was the second best. You and my sister might be the only two people in the world that have, now that's amazing. could not. I could not stop laughing. I don't know how your sister and her co-worker kept their cool. I was laughing so hard. I had to leave the room because I was laughing so hard. And I don't know how Denae kept a straight face. Like she just kept going. Oh my God. It was amazing. I still like even two nights ago, I was laying in bed and I just started laughing thinking about it because I'm like, I wish I was that funny and I wish I was that good at prank calls because I would do that all the time if I had the skill for it.

Prank calls make me sweaty. Same. Like, I just couldn't do it. I would feel bad. And I just immediately would say, like, I'm so sorry. I'm just kidding. Like, please don't be mad. That type of thing.

I know I get so uncomfortable. Like, remember when, like, Ellen DeGeneres would send people out and she'd be in their ear and they'd have to say what they was. I was always like, oh my God, I'm stuck cringing so hard. Well, they have a show, like practical jokers, I think. Have you ever seen it? And the guys do it. I just can't.

I'm not that person. I actually have interviewed one of them before and I said the same thing. I'm like, oh my gosh, do you like, they're like, yes, it's so hard. It's so uncomfortable. But like at the end, you know that you're going to tell them. But I'm like still, that's just so uncomfy the whole time. God. I wouldn't want to be pranked. So I just can't do it to other people. You know what else makes me sweaty is the word panties. Oh, you know what? I'm going to be honest with you. When I got a response from Taylor and I saw. the headline in my email, my first reaction was, oh, and I was like, oh, my God, I wrote that. Well, you know what, Caitlin, I'll be honest, like, I was on my way to a girlfriend's house for wine that night. I was listening to the confessions. I heard it and I was feeling frisky and it just came out of, came out of my fingers. And then I reread it. And I was like, oh, my God, it's so cringing. No, I can't wait. Tell me everything. Okay. So this was, I was in my early 20s. So it was some years ago. Yeah. And my roommate at the time had gotten me this job as a receptionist at this

place that rented out office space for people that had their own businesses. And my boss's husband and his best friend were actually renting an office there. And, you know, her husband's best friend was pretty cute, but he had a girlfriend from what I gathered. And so it was, you know, neither here nor there. Plus, he was a lot older. He was, he had at least 10 years on me. Okay. And he never really acknowledged me at all for a little while. And then after a couple months, he kind of stopped by my desk and say like, hey, how's the morning going and this and that? And then my boss. And then my boss. ended up saying, you know, oh, so-and-so is not dating his girlfriend anymore. They broke up. And that was kind of me being like, oh, yeah, I see where this is going. Yeah. Um, so then he added me on

Facebook. Okay. And got a couple messages here and there. Everything was kind of like, how's your day, this and that? But then one night I was going to an office party and I had posted on my Facebook like these, you know, you know, the red heels when you're in your early 20s are like six inches. I'm pretty sure it had glitter. I know exactly. I had a like chunky, red heel from Aldo that I would wear all the time. So I posted that picture on my Facebook and then late that night I got a message saying, what are you doing after the party? So that's where it all started. He ended up, I think he picked me up from the party or he just came back to my place afterwards and it all started there. So then it started being like during office hours, he would say,

what are you doing on lunch break? And he lived right down the street. So we would go to his house on lunch break. No one knew because, you know, we both worked there. Everybody goes on lunch break. No one knew. My boss could not know. That was the big excitement in this. Like, my boss could not know because I, you know, it was her husband's best friend and I worked there. Then it kind of progressed so that I used to distribute the mail in the office. Yeah. And so I used to get the mail and then I would take off my underwear and put it in an envelope and address it to him and then drop off the mail at his office. Oh, my God, sexy. Listen, in my early 20s, I was, I was feeling good, you know? You were feeling froggy. I love it. I was. And it worked out great. So then, you know, it started

mid-morning. I'd go to his office and we'd have sex on his desk. And his office was like an L-shaped. And the door had a window. Oh, no. And so his desk was like on the L part of it, like the long part of it. So we'd just around the corner. But people walking by could see him to his office, but they could see the desk. Oh, so yeah, it was, it was so much fun. I think the best part of it was, you know, my boss couldn't know. Yeah. And he was older. And it went on for a while. Yeah, it was, it was so much fun, Caitlin. But I will say, like, it went on for a while. We did end up getting a little bit more serious. Like, I even flew to Florida to meet his mom. Like, oh, wow. It ended up getting that far. And then, of course, my boss ended up finding out about it

and this and that. But, yeah. Wait, how did he find out? Did you accidentally drop your panties off in the wrong mailbox? Did you imagine? Yes, I can't imagine. That would be hysterical. I don't remember. I think, and I don't remember her even saying anything to me about it. Like, I don't even remember her confronting me.

I think it just, she would see us together a lot, I think. And it just kind of, that's how it ended. But then, of course, as a lot of relationships do, he ended up back with his ex-girlfriend. So it did. Oh, what, want. Is she going to put her panties in an envelope for you? I don't think so. I don't think so.

Yeah. No, that's, that is a, that is a Rebecca move if I've ever heard one. That's right. That's right. So, but yeah, it was, it was so much fun. And it's so much fun that I'm in my late 30 still talking about it, you know. Now married have kids, but it's still one of the best parts, you know. Yeah, that's always, I have so many crazy stories.

Actually, I'll tell it really quickly. My little workplace romance, I was dating a bartender for like a hot minute at the restaurant that I worked at. and we decided to do it in the bathroom and he put me up on the sink and the sink broke off the wall and we both got fired like the sink broke off yes and then somebody like we were like oh my gosh what do we do and when we walked out of the bathroom together the shift manager saw and then the sink was off the wall and we got fired immediately and then the big question is did you continue with it after the sink fell off the wall or did you say we got to go no no we were It was loud.

We thought we had been in there too long and we're like, we should, what are we doing? Get out of here. So, no, we didn't even, didn't even get an O out of it. It's lame. I'm sorry about that. Yeah, thank you for your thoughts and prayers during this rough time. You're often. Me really.

One of that goes on in the restaurants, though. I'm surprised you got fired. Everyone knows people do that in a restaurant. That's what I said. I was like, as if we're the first ones, we're just the first ones that broke a sink off the wall. But you know what? How full circle this is. My wine is now on their wine list.

No. Yeah. That is funny. I know. That is really funny. Hey, you know what? When I went back to that restaurant and ordered a glass of spade and sparrows from there, I was like, this is incredible. This is incredible.

I love it. Oh, my gosh. Rebecca, thank you for sharing your story. Of course. Thank you for having you. This is so fun. That was fun. You're just like a sweet little soul.

I can tell. And thank you for sharing that. And I just, yeah, you're just such a cutie. Well, I knew somehow that my sex life would bring us together. And I'm so glad that it did. And it will keep us bonded for the rest of our lives. And I continue to have it so that maybe somebody will connect again in the future. There you go.

I'm like, just slide into my DMs. We can talk about this again in a couple of years. It'll still be funny. No problem. I promise I won't say panties. Not me thinking like, how do I get your address and send you panties in the mail? Don't tell me with a good time. I'll slide you my address so quickly.

I might do it. I might do it just for the story. That's awesome. Thank you so much. Enjoy the rest of your day. Oh, man, panties. I'm Caitlin Bristow. Your session is now ending. And if I'm being honest, I wouldn't mind a rating in review.