Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Drunk Dial: 10 Things I sometimes dislike about you

Episode Date: July 26, 2019

This week on Drunk Dial, after a few months of living together Kaitlyn and Jason hold nothing back as they list their grievances with one another. Kaitlyn confesses what she does after calling her fans (Hint: It's also the title of a TLC song). And we even get some first hand airplane Can You Not's from a flight attendant when Kaitlyn goes 2 for 2 on the phones! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I was feeling extra healthy today, made a huge salad for dinner, and then proceeded to go on postmates and order an extra large bag of Reese's pieces. And then I remember having this conversation with so many people where I'm like, why do people call it Reese's? So many Americans call it Reese's pieces

or like Reese's pieces but I challenge you to go on YouTube find a commercial and it the announcer himself the voiceover for Reese's commercial says Reese's pieces

okay just wanted to get that off my chest uh rose okay what rose no red wine I was going to say rosay red wine in hand spade and sparrows again

I know I just I've said it on Instagram and I've said it before but I'm going to say it again thank you so much to everybody who has bought a bottle of spade and sparrows or two or three I know shipping can be expensive but I've explained that on another drunk dial where that's shipping for all alcohol it's just part of the part of the deal so I kind of recommend getting three bottles or more because then it just you know then then the shipping you can make sense of paying that for the shipping Anyways, just wanted to say thank you to everyone who has supported spade and sparrows who follows spade and sparrows. If you don't follow at Spade and Sparrow's on Instagram, I wish I could hunt you down and just take your finger and hit the follow button.

It's so funny because it's like the Raman has so many followers. Mouth of Vine. Love it. You guys make me so happy with the following in my wine business. I'm like, I know I'm asking a lot, okay? I know I have like 10 different accounts I'm asking you to follow, but I promise this one is. about wine it's very important and this way you can see when the new releases are coming out when it's sold out when it's coming back and it's just good wine content you know who doesn't like that

who doesn't like that okay so i've got some questions from the vinos for today's drunk dial i'm going to answer some of them i'm going to call some of them and let's kick it off with Kelly Whitaker. She said, first, I want to apologize for drunkenly giving you my Chili's uniform at the NYC pod. And, Kelly, I would like to apologize for drunkenly forgetting that you gave me

your Chili's uniform and I would have never remembered until you just said that. If you could be immortal, what age would you stop aging at? I like that question. I've never been asked that before. I honestly think 30, I mean, I'm

34 right now but 33 was such a learning year a successful year it was peaks and valleys but 33 was has been the year I have felt the most self-worth the most strength emotionally just maybe physically too I just felt really good at 33 but I also hear that that just kind of continues into your 40s So, as of right now, being 34, I'm going to say 33. I haven't been 34 long enough to say that age, but I'm going to go with 33 right now. 30s, man, I'm telling you, you'll believe me when you get there. Sarah Marshall wants to know. First of all, what?

Is your name actually Sarah Marshall? Why didn't you give me your phone number? I just want to call and ask you how many people have called you for getting Sarah Marshall. What? Is that your real name? Well, it's not like you'd make it. it up it's not like you're confessing something to me you just you just wanted to know what my

cell phone wallpaper is and it's it's just uh you know it's just me on jason's back having a little piggyback it's a really cute picture really cool background it looked it looked nice on my phone but i will say i just did a photo shoot with raman and jason with flytographer and just got the photos back and they are freaking incredible they're so good we look awesome in them if I do say so myself. Raman is the cutest little freaking dog in the whole freaking world

and again I don't know what's with the photo shoots but Jason I posted one picture from Mexico of a photo shoot and I said like it looked like we were so in love but I was like you know what to be honest like we were just in bad moods that day his breath smelled I was telling

him that we were in such a rush we didn't want to be late for a family dinner we only had like 30 minutes to shoot the wind was insane it was like sand in places we don't want to talk about and i was actually just so moody that day and again i've decided i was moody again for this last photo shoot and i i've realized that i think in the life that i live i'm obviously very grateful for everything i get to do and i can't complain that part of my job is taking photos but I think I just am so tired of worrying about how I look like in photos and what the photos are going to look like and doing these photo shoots.

Like after so long of getting your photo taken all the time, it just becomes, I don't know how models do it. I could never be a model. I hate getting my photo taken, which is such a huge part of what I have to do. So I've realized that I'm just not good in photo shoots. And yesterday I was like, Jason, we're in the backyard doing a photo. shoot. It's with our dog. I'm in bare feet and like these like garbage bag pants and a crop top. And the guy is wearing dress shoes in the backyard. I'm like, would you really wear

dress shoes in the backyard? He's like, well, it's for a photo shoot. I'm like, no, you got to be realistic here. You don't wear dress shoes in the backyard. And then he's like, you're being nasty right now. Okay. And then that brings me to my next question. Because, Because Peyton Richie asked is Jason do anything that drives you crazy, like any pet peeves. And I didn't want to just sit here and complain about certain things about him because I'm really like grasping at straws to find things that really bother me about him. And they're all just small things. So I called him and asked what bothers me about him so that it could be even. So what I came up with was him in photo shoots because I've been doing photoshoots for so long.

He's like, I'm so new to this photo shoot world. like what am I doing he he'll tell me what to do in photo shoots he's like okay fake laugh now look at me no look at me babe look over here okay don't and I'm like are you really directing me in a photo shoot again these are all really silly small things but another thing is that he only sings two songs okay every single day day and day out I would say at least eight or 10 or 20 times a day he will sing either I'm dreaming of a white Christmas or fly me to the moon by Frank Sinatra. Now, two great songs. I'll give him that.

But every single day for the last like seven months that I've been with him. It's like, I'm like, do you have any other songs that come into your head? It's in the shower. It's when he gets out of the shower. It's when he's shaving. It's when he's cooking. It's when he's working out. It's when we're watching TV.

It's when we're going to bed. It's when we're brushing our teeth. He'll just be like, um, boom, boom. dreaming of a white or fly me to the moon and sometimes he doesn't know actually 98% of times he doesn't know lyrics to songs and I'm like if you're going to sing the same two songs every day all day just figure out the lyrics okay again I'm being nip picky I think also we're we're working out different things and how we live differently and I take a lot of pride in this house and I paid for this house and I've put a lot of work into it and he makes

lists everywhere now I love a good list I love crossing things off the list but there's lists everywhere all over the house and it's all things that it's like I wish there was list that said like wow you did such a great job on this part of the house and wow it's so great that you like have this house but it's list as like I mean anything from the air filter changing it to tightening screws on the freaking I don't even know what it's called banister coming up the stairs to the house and so I'm like okay yeah so many lists okay so here's what Jason said about me he says biggest pet peeve with me is I'm a backseat driver which I will say I am but only in my

own car so when he's driving my Jeep and he's like speeding or slamming on the brakes or really like revving the engine and you know stuff like I'm like hey oh don't do that oh don't do that I yeah I am a backseat driver with him in my Jeep so I will work on that but I'm curious to see how it is when he gets his own vehicle because right now we're just sharing mine and we don't live like in a place where things are walkable so he's always needing my car and when we do drive if he does I am a little bit I don't know I guess I'm a little bit controlling over my Jeep but I will say I shouldn't be defensive yes I am a backseat driver he also says me with micromanaging the house but he agreed that we both do

in our own ways and I said well babe you know it is my house and I I'm happy to share it with you but I'm trying to think of certain little things like he really doesn't like pet hair on the bed where I'm like I don't care I want ramen

and just all up in my grill at all times. Anyhow, next question. I feel like I spent a little too much time on that one. Mickey Schiffitt asks, Most Embarrassing Childhood Memory. Now, I don't remember, I always want to reiterate this, that it's very hard to remember what I do and don't talk about on podcasts when I've done like 200 podcasts.

So if I've told this story before, I apologize, but it's still just like so embarrassing to me. But I will just never forget when I was young, and got my period and it was still new to me. I was still figuring out the whole period thing which I, by the way, I'm 34 and I think I'm still figuring it out. Like, I never have a tampon on me when it's time.

I still like, there's certain things where I'm like, get it together, Caitlin. But anyways, I was young and I got out of the shower and I went upstairs and my dad called up and he goes, Kate, um, did you cut yourself shaving in the shower? There's just like a trail of blood from the shower to upstairs. and I was like, oh, dear God, it's my period. And I just panicked and I went, yeah, yeah, I cut myself. And he was like, oh, okay. And I ran down and quickly cleaned it up.

But, like, oh, my gosh, I could have told my dad. He would have been like, oh, honey, okay, no problem. But, you know, young girl, I didn't want to tell my dad that. But I always think of that as something that's so embarrassing that stands out to me. Okay, Melissa Kim asked, Jason made a sly comment about you, becoming a citizen in a very recent podcast. Would you become a U.S. citizen or do you plan to? So, I mean, if we got married, I would obviously get a green card. So I would become a U.S. citizen, but I wouldn't want to give up my Canadian citizenship. So I want to be the girl that can do both.

I want to be Canadian and American. I mean, I've just got a really good thing going on right now, too, because I have an entertainment visa. So I'm able to live here and still live in Canada. Just a real lucky gal, you know. Samantha Jen wants to know what is one thing about Off the Vine that surprised you when you first started recording the episodes. And honestly, it's probably just the amount of work that goes into it. It's really tough to find guests each week, sometimes twice a week, to make sure you guys are going to really enjoy the content, to make sure you're learning something every time, to feel empowered every time, to not repeat myself. I find it really hard to not repeat myself. But when I first started recording, I think it's just the amount of prep and research and everything that goes into it.

I think that would be the main thing for me, which I'm obviously happy to do because I love podcasting. So, yeah. Okay, the next girl I'm going to call, her name's Victoria Weston. And she has a question for me. So let's call her up. Hello. Hi, Victoria, it's Kailen. Oh, my God.

Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Oh, good. Are you surprised I'm calling you? Kind of late, yeah, but not really. What are you doing right now? I was waiting.

What? I'm watching Queer Eye on Netflix. Oh, yes. Which episode are you on? The one with Lucy, the ice skater. Oh, my gosh, I love that one. She is so good and so cute. and Jonathan is hilarious in that one.

I know. I live in Philly and Jonathan had an Instagram on the other day and he was in Philly and I'm like pissed I didn't see him. Oh my gosh, yeah. I'm obsessed with him. I remember watching Queer for the first time when it first came out and I was like,

oh my gosh, I need to stalk everybody on Instagram and I went and Jonathan was already following me and it was like probably the highlight of my whole career. I don't believe you. It's amazing. Yeah. Anyway, so you have a question for me And I think it's so funny.

So you want to know how long I would survive a zombie apocalypse, which I don't think would be long at all because I'm just a huge freaking puss. Like, I think I would be such a baby. I think my strategy would be that I would just try and find all the alcohol available and just get blackout so I don't remember anything. Like, it's, that freaks me out. It's a nightmare I have. And I feel like I'd be such a wuss. I actually think you'd be good at it, though. I don't know why I asked it.

I mean, I feel like I like to think I would. be this badass who would like just take on anything and not care and like just kill it but I really wouldn't I feel like I remember watching um the walking dead like when it first came out and I'd have nightmares and I had to stop watching it because I was so terrified that it could possibly happen yeah that's scary yeah don't pick me if you had to pick one person to go to the apocalypse don't pick me okay because I suck I would suck at that what about you what would your strategy be I don't even know I, uh...

You drink all the wine with me? I would just drink all the wine with you. That works, that works. All the wine. And then you asked also, if I could go on a date with any fictional character, who would it be? Do you mean, like, a cartoon, or do you mean, like, someone out of a TV show or a movie? Anything. Anything. I have an answer, so...

Okay, what would you? No, you tell me first. Okay. This is kind of a weird one, but... Michael Scott from the office. Oh, you know, that's not weird. I don't know why. I don't know why, but he's like, I kind of feel bad for him, but he also is hilarious.

Would you like pity make out with him? Like, I feel. Totally. 100%. That's a good one, actually. I love Michael Scott. That's a great one. Okay, then I pick, um, um, I pick Ross.

I figured you would I was thinking of all the friends characters I'm so predictable I'm trying to think of who else there would be Ross is my least favorite friend's character Oh no Victoria No why Because he's just like such a freak

He's just like whiny I don't know He is whiny I mean I don't I just love his, like, he's just so crazy that I love him because I kind of relate to it. Yeah, I guess, I got you. Okay, who's your favorite friend's character? Um, I don't know. I actually saw a poll on this the other day and Chandler was the winner.

Right. Yeah, I'd probably say, Phoebe. Yeah, I think Phoebe's up there for me too, Ross and Phoebe. Phoebe's great um okay well thanks for your question and thanks for answering because a lot of people don't answer when I call really yeah I feel like they're like ooh block number no way yeah no I figured it would be but I don't know well go go enjoy Queer Eye and thank you so much for your questions and it was nice talking to you okay bye okay here's a confession Anytime I do a drunk dial, I just fall in love with every person I call.

I'm always like, they're so cute. And then I creep them on Instagram. So if you've ever called in for a drunk dial and I've answered, I've probably crept you and think you're adorable. Okay. I'm going to finish off this drunk doll with some flight can you knots. I feel like can you knots are always so fun to do. but flight or like airport or anything like that is always so entertaining

and to get Abby who's a flight attendant who has so many can you nots she wants to do a segment and she spelled a DW yes okay let's call Abby for a final can you not segment hello

hi Abby it's Caitlin calling how are you? Oh my god hi I'm so good how are you I'm good. You're on drunk dial, and I'm ending the whole podcast with you because you said you're a flight attendant and have so many can you nots. And I feel like that's always a popular segment. I mean, yeah, how many do you want me to give you? Okay. I don't remember submitting that thing. I'm pretty sure I was drunk when I submitted. I'm freaking love you even more now. That's so funny. Well, I'm sure you have a list because I want to know, I try to be like, Like, like, I try to make sure I'm not annoying on flights or that flight attendants like me or like, because I just know people irritate the shit out of me in airports all the time. So I'm like, I can only imagine what it's like for flight attendants. But tell me like your top five, like worse, can you not?

Uh, can you not? Okay. Um, I would say number one, like when you find out that someone becomes a flight attendant, do not ask them. Just don't come out of, like, the woodworks and be like, hey, I know you're like a flight attendant now, right? Like, can you get me like a freer or discounted flight? Like, no. People do that? Literally have random people who I don't even know on Instagram message me doing that.

Oh, my gosh. Okay, well, I would never do that. Yeah, can you not? Yeah. Don't say, like, don't say you fly more than us because, yeah, I know, like, yeah, maybe you're an EP or whatever, but sometimes I fly up to me. five legs a day so no you don't find more than me yeah you're like don't discredit what i'm doing it's exhausting right yeah okay um some really common ones are like when we're just like walking down the aisle and be like oh like would you like cookies or pretzels and everyone's just like yes like what one do you

want oh yeah they just say yes and they're like uh-huh oh i feel like that would just get like so many little little ones like would just probably get on your nerve like that like those little ones are probably like oh my god just shut up and pick one when you have like um well let me just take 20 minutes to list everything to you yeah oh my gosh okay more okay and ask if we can call and hold your connecting flight that's like the worst one like no there's no actually number for us to call and hold for you oh i've seen someone do that before and i wondered i was like oh can they do that yeah no it's i probably get that like every single day and that's not actually a thing Are you from Buffalo?

No, I'm from Michigan. Oh, okay. I heard a little accent there, and I couldn't tell which one. Okay, that makes sense. Is that where you are right now? Yeah, I actually just got home. I'm based in Chicago, so I just got home for the weekend. Oh, amazing.

Oh, okay. I was trying to think, okay, give me one more. Give me one more, can you not? Okay, booking an aisle seat and booking a window seat and being together and then like talking over the person in the middle. It's like the rudest thing in the world, I feel like. Oh, I've never experienced that, but I'm also the biggest flight snob and would never book a middle seat. So I just can't experience that.

But that is rude. I wouldn't like that. Yeah, but like, let's be really, you always fly first class. So it doesn't even matter. I really do. Which is, like, I'd much rather work first class than work in Kevin. I was going to ask that. I was going to ask that because I find, like, sometimes in first class they're like a little snootier up there.

so I was wondering if you would prefer first or coach a hundred percent first because like one it keeps me more occupied and I feel like I have more stuff to do and everyone's just nicer because they usually know how to fly yeah like they know the flying etiquette more yeah yeah oh that's a good okay now I have so many I'm like I have questions of oh I know I have a question for you do you drink the coffee on the plane yeah it's totally fine to drink I mean I'm not a coffee drinker but I drink like the water for the tea and stuff and it's totally fine to drink and um like i think there's one aircraft that it's like pre-made and i just like always say we don't have coffee because i think that's gross yeah yeah okay and then do you if i don't think it's okay to drink i'm just

gonna say we don't have it i like that that's very fair and do you eat airplane food yeah i do not mind airplane food at all i love airplane food i don't know what it is i love I get some good airplane, dude. I agree. I 100% agree. And then my other last question is, what are, like, your tips and tricks for always flying and not getting tired and, like, certain things you can do for flying all the time?

Because I feel like it's just really killing me. I don't fly more than you. I know. Oh, yeah. I know. I mean, like, vitamins, water. I don't know. I just, I'm not good at it either.

Like, like. Vitamin and water is good, though. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, because I'm, like, a nighttime. person and not a morning person so it just depends i don't know i'm with you on that where's the where's the best place you've ever got to travel to um so i'm actually like a regional flight attendant so i don't get to like go great places for work but i mean on my days off like one day i had three days off so i went to barcelona for three day for a day and a half like oh nice yeah so i mean

i i utilize my benefits on my days off yeah as you should are you allowed to tell us what airline you work for? Regionally for American. Okay. Oh, okay. I, so I'm like, I always fly Delta, but I am flying with American on Sunday, actually. And I'm really nervous because I don't have first class. Oh, gosh.

I mean, yeah, just, you'll be okay. I mean, yeah, like suck it up, Caitlin. You're going to be just fine. Yeah, just try out to get the middle seat and you'll be okay. There you go. I am main cabin extra. Try to do main cabin extra. Okay, okay, I'll look into that.

Okay, well, thank you so much for doing the can you not segment and that those were really great. Yeah. And maybe people could really learn from it. Okay, you can give a quick sound out really quick? Yeah, of course. Okay, so tomorrow, because it's going to be coming out tomorrow, and I'm going to be headed up north for my soon-to-be sister-in-law's bachelette party, and she drove with her best friend of Chicago so we could come see your show in Chicago. and we were the ones that made you that sign, actually.

So I just want to give a shout out to Sondra because I can't wait for her going to be my sister. Oh, that's so sweet. Oh, my God. What's her name, Sondra? Yeah. Okay, well, congratulations, Sandra, and you ladies have fun this weekend. Thank you. Tweet me like a picture of all you ladies, and I'll give you a shout out on there.

Okay, we will. And also, congrats on Raman. We're big dog people, and we're really happy. you that you're so happy right now thank you so much that's so nice god i love my binos you guys are so cute thank you all right you have a good night caleb okay you too bye bye yeah definitely creeping her might even befriend her okay you guys that's the drunk dial for today i hope everybody has such a good weekend and um filled with lots of wine This week's drunk dial is sponsored by Quip.

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