Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Drunk Dial: Episode 4 WHO won't get fooled again?

Episode Date: April 5, 2019

An exhausted Kaitlyn recaps the crazy energy she's been getting all week on her Spring Break Tour and some favorite moments, talks about staying vigilant on April Fools, and answers your questions from social media and even on the phone with a few lucky fans! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I always just call it a home base, but I am just go, go, go. I love hotels, thank God, because I'm always in them. But what a whirlwind this last couple weeks have been. The live podcast door has gone better than I could have ever. imagined and last week Boston, New York and Chicago all brought it. I started in Canada. We all know how that went. Canadians know what's up. I'm thinking of some highlights to tell you guys. I would have to say it was awesome to have Jared and Ashley surprise us as a guest in Boston. They are super freaking cute and I chirp Ashley. So I haven't listened to the podcast that came out today. So I mean when this comes out, it'll be tomorrow. So Friday. Yesterday the podcast came out

or Jared and Ashley were surprised guests in Boston. And I really hope they aired this. I haven't listened back yet, but I chirped her so good. She was asking, I'll just tell you in case it didn't make the cut. But they were kind of making fun of me because I said, yeah, I'm going to Vegas. We're going to interview AJ from the Backstreet Boys. And Ashley was like, yeah, well, I already interviewed him on my podcast. So, like, I had him first.

And I'm like, you know who your boyfriend is, right? Like, I had your boyfriend first. So I thought that was pretty solid. Is that really a highlight of mine? God, I'm shallow. I was so impressed with Jason in New York. Let me tell you. The guy brought it.

I think I fell in love with him a little more after the show. He was fire Jason. Like, you know, he can be banker Jason and he can be degenerate Jason. And he was degenerate Jason. And that may be my favorite Jason. What else? Chicago. Blake gave me one of the best confessions I've had on the pod yet.

So, ladies, it's a bit of a shocker. Hide you kids. It's aggressive. And we were wondering if we should edit it out. But it made me fall in love with my vinos just a little bit more because when he told the confession in the city winery in Chicago, he was like, I don't know how this is going to go. Like, it's pretty gross. And you guys laughed and you guys clapped and you made him feel welcome and secure about what he talked to us about. about and you just have to tune in to listen because I really did not think he was going to go

there. I didn't. And I went there too with a very embarrassing confession. So now finally back in Nashville, I get a bit of R&R catching up on life until the second part of the tour, which starts again in Aspen on the 13th. I mean, I am going to Vegas to go the BSB concert, but that's not a live show. It's just I'm going to interview AJ, hopefully, from BSB. But tickets for the Aspen's show are going on sale today, guys. And ladies, it's quite the panel. I'm excited to have Colton, Jason, and Blake all together for this podcast. It's going to be huge. It's going to be fun and it's going to be hilarious because I know what happens when you give those boys some wine and tequila. Following Aspen, we will end it with a bang in Denver. It's going to be the biggest

show yet. And I'm already starting to think of all the questions I have for Colton and the girl he jumped a fence for Cassie, there are still a few tickets available. So you can also buy those on livetours.caitlandbristow.com. But Monday was April Fools. I am a huge fan of April Fools. I remember my mom took April Fools very seriously as a child. Growing up, she played many pranks. They were the worst. They weren't even funny, but I'm gullible, apparently. And I do like a good prank or a joke. You'll hear more about how I was fooled on my podcast with Blake. He got me a little bit, but as a teaser to my live podcast with Blake, we will talk about how I fooled Jason. And let me tell you, I think I gave him a mini heart attack. And on the other side, Blake

half got me as well. I'm like always on guard because my mom grew up doing this and then Brandy was very on guard with April Fool's jokes because I guess Miley told her one time on April Fool's that she was pregnant for the whole day. And then the whole family believed it and was freaking out and and tell them to the end of the day, which on the same note, I mean, that was back in the day. Now we have to be very aware of people's feelings on social media. So in April Fool's Can You Not would be Justin Beaver doing a pregnancy prank. I knew. Did you see that, John, on Instagram or whatever on the news?

I heard about it, yeah. Yeah, I knew it. I knew as soon as he did a pregnancy prank, I was like, this guy's going to get shit on for sure, because it's a sensitive topic. Like people, you know, I just. I just knew it wouldn't go over well because there's a lot of emotions and a lot of, I don't know, pain behind people who can't get pregnant, and I just knew that wasn't going to go over well. So I knew never to pull a pregnancy prank. I just, he did an apology on Instagram, which I think was necessary, but at the same time, I think people need to just, he wasn't trying to offend anyone who can't get pregnant. And we all know there's pain and hard times around that subject. But it's April fools like you know you can't what if I did a prank that I like shit my pants and people with IBS were like that's not cool Caitlin I know it's a much

different topic but I'm just saying you need to take everything the world is just so sensitive these days and I mean if you are and that hurt your feelings I hear you and I understand but if you weren't offended and found it funny me too because I have friends many friends and people close to me that have gone through issues with pregnancy and dealing with that. And it's not funny at all. But an April Fool's joke is just a whole other thing on Instagram. So I think it's more directed to people's families. Like, ha ha, mom, I didn't tell you, but here I'm on Instagram. Like, just kidding. I don't know. Touchy subject. But it can be a can you not. Also on the can you not topic, I've learned from live podcasts that people really enjoy a good

can you not. I always run out of them and I had so much fun asking the live audience there can you not. So I would love to include that in the drunk dial. And if you guys could post more of your can you nots on Facebook or Twitter, I'll try and include some in my drunk dial episodes. All right. So we're going to get to questions from listeners. I'm going to drunk dial a few people.

I have had a couple glasses of wine. So here we go. Jamie Gallagher asks, If you could have a guest role on any TV show, what would it be? And I feel like I would go back in time to days of our lives. I used to be a big soap opera fan, Sammy Brady, either her or Marlena. They always got to play the craziest, weirdest roles. Like Marlena was possessed by the devil.

And Sammy always just got to be this, like, crazy bitch. And I feel like I could really channel my crazy bitch and just have it be a character on TV. So I'd really like to play a character on a soap opera and just, like, like channel my inner psycho. What's wrong with me? That's where I went. Carrie Peterson asks, what is one perception people have about you that you wish you could change?

I feel like people a lot of times think I have like the most perfect skin and like a tiny little tight body. And I feel like people are always like, how do you get that skin? How do you get this? How do you get this? Where I'm like, hey, we all have our own insecurities. Don't wish you had what I have because I have insecurities with my own skin. I just always, you know, there's always a filter on Instagram or it's not like what you see on

Instagram isn't real life. So I feel like I wish you guys knew that I don't have perfect skin. I have a huge zapper above my lip right now. And, uh, I mean, I get Botox for wrinkles. So I mean, I work for this and it's not perfect. I mean, I work really hard to have nice skin too. But John's like, shut up. I'm so bored with their skin talk. Anyways, I don't have perfect skin. But if you want perfect skin, skin suiticles is your answer. Okay, we're going to call a listener. Her name's Kalina Connor, I believe. We'll find out soon. And I think she has a question for me. Kalina? Hello? I heard you have a question for me. First of all, do you have a glass of wine in your hand? I wish, but I'm still at work. Oh, girl. Okay, that's fine then. You are forgiven. You are

forgiven. But you have a question for me, I heard. Yes. I mean, I could ask you several, I'm sure. Okay, you can ask me a couple if you want. I'm in the mood. Well, first things first, are you bringing your fall tour to Vegas? Oh, hey, you know what? I might. I'm actually going to be in Vegas.

Is that where you live? I'm moving there in two weeks. Oh, shoot, bad timing. I'm going there on Tuesday to go to the Backstreet Boys concert. I thought I heard that. Yeah, but you know what? I don't rule out Vegas for a fall tour. I think that would be really, really fun.

Oh, my gosh, it would be so much. Where are you moving from? Yes. I live in Reno right now. Okay. So about seven hours away from Vegas. Oh, and you just got back? Yeah, we went yesterday with my family and we had a really good time and now I'm back in the office today.

Oh, that's a tough bounce. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What other question you got for me? I think I've asked you this before, but instead of wine and whiskey, what is your go-to drink at a bar? Oh, tequila soda.

Tequila soda. But what's your favorite brand of tequila? Casamigos. You know it's crazy? I have a little story for you. When I was, I don't know if you saw us on Instagram, but Chris Harrison invited me to this golf tournament. And it was like Tiger Woods and Kid Rock and Fred Couples and all these big golfers. And Mark Wahlberg was there.

And I was like the most excited because I found out one of Kid Rock's friends was like the owner of Casamigos. I was like, yeah, I was like, Screw Mark Wahlberg. I'm hanging out with this guy all day. send me some casemigos i never got there with him i mean their friends did give me a bud light but but i was like i met the owner of casamigos because george clunny sold it and this guy apparently bought it yeah wow that's pretty that's nice i mean if i could pick anyone to me it would be the creator of pito's vodka oh there you go see everyone knows i can't drink vodka i've become a crazy bitch but oh no i do and i still choose to drink it oh get it girl yes channel that crazy bitch i

love it. Does she have a name? Um, you know, I go by the Catalina wine mixer. Yes. Oh my gosh. Wait. Kate, when you moved to Vegas, I don't get. I'm coming to visit you anyways. You should. You sound like a good time. Yes. Well, while you're there, I definitely recommend going on the high roller behind the link, the big Ferris wheel. You know what? I've been on that. It's the best. It is the best. The other day and it was fantastic. And I did the roller coaster too. Oh, see, we didn't get to because the wind was too strong oh yeah you don't want to f*** around with wind yeah exactly but i'm like whatever i'll be living there i can do whatever i want that's very true oh that's so fun are you excited to move there oh i'm so excited oh i love warm weather so i'm just ready for it oh yeah that's

that's very fair well you're going to the right place then exactly awesome is there anything else you could think of it's your last chance i know i'm like so on the spot um you know what no i just i'm so excited that I got to talk to you. And I hope that your tour goes to Vegas and we get to meet. I hope so too. Catalina Wine Mixer. Eho. Thanks for calling in. Yeah. Have a good day. You too. Bye. Bye. Catalina Wine Mixer is a beauty. Yeah, that'd be a fun evening.

Yeah. Like, she sounds like a good time. Oh, hell yeah. Like she's not afraid to get wild on Tito's. Okay. Kind of have a sneaking suspicion she's drinking. She's drinking. work too. Yeah, I kind of do too. Or sniffing glue in the parking lot. She's doing something. She's doing something. You know what? She's, I want to know what she does for work because then that will tell a lot, you know?

Like, if she's a nurse, maybe not. But if she's like a bartender, probably. Totally. As you guys know, my spring break tour is in full swing and bringing it every night means crashing hard when I get back to my room. That means I need a big comfy bed to snuggle up in, but I don't ever have to worry about that because my Hotel Tonight app has me covered. Hotel Tonight knows how to hook it up because they know there are tons of empty hotel rooms out there just waiting to be booked. That's actually how Hotel Tonight scores all those incredible deals. They team up with awesome hotels to help them sell the empty rooms and pass those savings along to you. That means my last minute never becomes last resort bookings. Hotel Tonight is always working with the cool

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Rachel also likes like hairless cats yeah so Monica yeah yeah I'm always I got a better question I got a better question well I'll answer that Monica okay okay Monica marry, murder, make love. Who would you marry, who would you murder, and who would you make love to out of those three? Murder Phoebe. Okay. I guess make love to Monica?

Mm-hmm. And then... Mary Rachel? Yeah. See, I would marry... Ooh. I don't know. It's...

I would marry Rachel. I would murder Monica and I would make love to Phoebe because she'd be a wild one in the sack. That's some good math. Yeah. Yeah, I'm at to reevaluate it. um alison worm asks if you had to be on the bachelorette of any other season but your own which group of guys would you have wanted and to be honest with that question i would pick my guys again or beckas because jason was on there but i i seriously always say and i will say it till the end of all bachelor bachelorette seasons i had the best group of guys i'm not trying to brag i'm just stating facts okay we're going to get to another caller Nicole Spritzel, we'll ask her how she pronounce that, has a question for me.

So let's get Nicole to call in. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Caitlin. Oh, my gosh. How are you? I'm great. I just had a hair appointment. I was really worried when I had a message this morning that you'd catch me midfoil or something.

Midfoil, never a good look. I have a question for you, first of all. How do you pronounce your last name? Sprezel. Sprezel. Hungarian. Oh. Ooh.

I know. Don't worry. No one gets it right. It's usually like sprizzle, splitzel. I get all the variations. Even when I was like in grade 12 and I was walking down the runway and stuff with my cap and gown on, they put my, they said my name wrong too. Oh, I totally just said spryzel before you called in. So.

I forgive you. But I'll never do it again, Nicole. promise i'll probably just call you nicole for the rest of time and not even attempt your last name but what was your question for me okay well i had like a couple questions that i did have on there but one of them was like what is um the strangest place you've ever had sex oh strangest or craziest either one because i i'm going to be honest if i'm going to answer this too my situations are strange but they're not like strange places that i've had sex you know what i mean well wait you got to Go into detail here.

What? Okay. So, like, I dated this guy when I was 19. I'm 29 now. Okay. And he was kind of like, I don't know, I was young and impressionable. So we did, we had sex in, like, places that I would never have sex with again. For instance, we went camping one time.

And his friend and his girlfriend came with us. Yeah. We were in the same tent. And he was like, we should both have sex at the same time and high five. Like, that was. Ah! wait and high five yes and they actually did it i'm not even kidding you and it was terrible because i was like like later i think about these things that i did when i was with them and i was like

why the f*** did i well i mean at least your your older self can look back and and and like acknowledge the mistakes and see how crazy they were because i'm sure if i looked back onto my younger 20s and thought about some things that i did then i would do the same thing i'd be like what the hell was I thinking? Right? Yeah, it's terrible. But you know what? I feel like I blacked out those memories because I'm like, I don't know, the craziest place or like the crazy.

I don't, I mean, we all know. I've said it on the podcast before that I'm part of the Mile High Club. Yeah, I know. As you say, you've had sex on a plane. Like I, in a, like, I don't know where on the plane. I can't remember the story, to be honest. Yeah, just in a pod. Just in a pod.

Pretty casual. Super casual. Yeah, yeah. But I'm trying to think of anywhere crazier. Like, I feel like that's the craziest for me. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've also, we also had sex. Like, okay, so we went camping with his dad the one time.

Oh, boy. And we had sex on the beach, which was, like, kind of close to, like, the public areas. And I was like, at the time, I was like, this is not comfortable. Have you ever had sex on a beach? It's terrible. I actually have, and a rat ran by. No way. Yeah, I was done.

Oh, my God. Rats are not sexy. They're like, no, we're not doing this. anymore. Rats are not sexy, Nicole. Yeah, no, you get sand in all the wrong places. Yeah, like, why do people think that's a good

idea? I don't know. We are here to tell them that it's not. If anybody's thinking about doing it on the beach, it sounds romantic. It ain't. Don't do it, guys. Just don't do it, okay? You take it from us, you don't have to go there. You can just do it in the hotel room by the beach, okay? Yeah, exactly.

Like, it could be really great if you just do it in a normal spot. Right, yeah. The craziness is for your younger years, but once you get older, let's just skip the crazy and just keep it in the bedroom, okay? Yeah, exactly. That is a great thing to tell everyone. That's a great life lesson. Oh, totally. And what are you doing now, Nicole? What are you doing right now? I'm going to be honest. I'm driving and talking to you on the phone.

Uh-oh. It's not acceptable in BC. Like, people would be really mad about it. Wait, you're in British Columbia? British Columbia. Where? I live in Abbotsford. I actually used to live in Vancouver.

I lived there for like three and a half years. Oh my gosh. But yeah. Go to the Cactus Club in Abbotsford and tell everyone I say hi. I will. I love the Cactus. I was one of my friends actually that I went to school with. What?

Who? Jackie. Jackie who? I don't remember her last thing. She just got married to a guy that, his last name is Fraser. But her, somebody, some people would call her A.J. She had dark hair, really gorgeous. Like, one of those, like, flawlessly gorgeous people that, like, like,

like wakes up and just looks good all the time. Do you know how many Jackie's I know that worked a cactus that are beautiful? She used to work with you at Blue Water Cafe, I think. Wait, I never worked at Blue Water Cafe. Okay, wait. Okay. Okay. Now this is really going to bug me because she was like, yeah, I know Katewood Bristow. I remember her bringing it up at one point because we would have like the occasional lunch after we were done in school.

Can I tell you a secret? Yeah, sure. There's been so many girls in Vancouver who have told people they've worked with me. And when people tell me their names, I'm like, Wait, what? And they're like, yeah, you worked here with them. And I'm like, I never worked there. It happens to me all the time.

It's so crazy. Oh, my God. People just want to know you. Well, I think it's like this common ground thing. Like, oh, yeah, we used to work with her. But really, I probably just drank too much wine at Blue Water one time. And she was like, oh, no, I know that girl is because we kicked her out. And then she was like, oh, I'm going to make her look better.

I worked with her totally. Totally, yeah. Well, it could be. You never know. Who knows? If you think of her last name, tweet me, because maybe I'm, like, not giving Jackie the credit. she deserves maybe i like really loved her okay i i feel like you would she's really great okay well let me know her last name because i'm gonna creep on her but thank you so much for calling in nicole hey no problem

thanks for calling me and thanks for sharing your sex stories big big fan of that thank you welcome okay drive safe yeah thanks bye okay a few more questions also she was hilarious Nicole just spilling the beans on her sex life i love when people do that you just own your truth girlfriend Jordan Potesta asked Where is your favorite place To shop for clothes I love your style

I always find this question So funny because I don't feel like I feel like my style is like skateboard chic maybe Like a little 14 year old boy style Is that doing it for you guys I would agree with that statement

You would right Every time I roll into this podcast Do I not look like I came in on a skateboard No makeup And just like I'm like No style I'm really surprised you roll up in a car in the parking room.

Right. It's like, what is that? You actually own a car? I figured you'd be on like a razor scooter. Right. That is how I dress. Like I would fly in on a razor scooter. Or rollerblades.

Like, what? That's taking it too far, John. I don't know. I had a dream about rollerblading last night. That's really weird that you said that. I'm trying to think I was, I was just out of town recently. I can't remember where I was. And we're sitting there in a traffic light, and this dude just zooms by.

You know, like people do here on the... But he was on rollerblades? Yeah, just... Like, were they, like, motorized rollerblades? No, they were analog rollerblades. Wow. He was just flying on his rollerblades. That's tchay to him.

Where do I shop? Okay, Eritzia, huge shout out to Eritzia. They started in Vancouver. Half of my closet is from Eritzia. My big travel scarf I always wear as Eritzia. I always rock Timbalin shoes. Where else do I shop? I really love.

love Planet Blue. I love ASOS. And anywhere that sells baggy sweaters and beanies. Oh, I really like Shop State of Grace. They have a lot of cool print teas. Everybody always wants to know where I got that shirt that says Psycho. I have a sweater that says Psycho. I have a workout shirt that says Psycho. I have a candle that says Psycho. I have a Pop Socket that says Psycho and it's all from Shop State of Grace. So there you go. I feel like I'm about to overwhelm my girlfriend, Bailey, who runs that business. But good, she needs it and deserves it. Kayla McMillan asks, I'm about to start my training to be a flight attendant.

What's your biggest flight attendant? Can you not? Oh. Oh. No, flight attendants have... You know what flight attendant has only pissed me off in the history of flying and I fly a lot? excuse me the flight attendant once got pissed because i was sleeping on a flight and i woke up and i was like oh sorry i missed the snacks could you could i just grab a bag of chips and she was like

yeah you were sleeping and i was like yes i know i'm just asking if i well like she was mad that i was sleeping because she had to come around again with the snacks it's not like she's got to bring all of them no just bring me a goddamn bag of chips like but you know what that's pretty good if all of my time of flying oh nope i've got it i've got the one i usually fly business class one because i'm a boss two because i fly a lot with delta and my sky miles are diamond status so i usually get bumped but i remember sitting this one time i didn't get bumped but i'm diamond status and i was in delta comfort right behind uh the first class and the curtain wasn't closed

and I really had to go to the bathroom and the bathroom in the back was like really far away and I'm like I'm a diamond member like I've never been kicked out of it I walk up in this lady who had been on my flight a week ago she was my flight attendant and first was the nicest lady in the world

I went to the bathroom and she goes honey your laboratory is in the back your laboratory who calls it a laboratory pilots that's when you pop a squat right there you know I thought about it

I thought about just pulling the old pantaloons down and letting her have it right on her feet I'll show you where the laboratory is then you would have been dropped off in Wisconsin probably and then I would have been banned from all flights and I wouldn't be on this live podcast tour

that's true that's not a big win you'd be Uber and quite a big distance and I wouldn't have the that's Uber, from business class to Uber, because I peed on a lady's foot. That's, yeah, but that was so, she literally looked at me like I was some sort of devil and pointed the back and said, your laboratory's at the back.

And then I gave her this look and I went, never mind. And I went back and sat down. And then she must have looked up my seat number or my name and saw that I was a diamond medallion member. She literally like ran up to me 30 seconds later and she goes, Miss Bristow, um, is there anything that else you need? Can I get you a drink or? And I was like, oh, this must be humiliating for you. Can you not? Uh, can you not? There's my can you not. Okay, we got one last caller. It's Cassie Olson. Can't wait to hear what she has to ask me.

Cassie? Hello? Cassie Olson. Is that you? That's me. How's it going, girl? good how are you oh you know just sitting in the studio having some wine candle lit um double fisting with a coffee uh what's what are you doing well i just got done having supper and i'm gonna go work out in a little are you Canadian why did you call it supper where are you from I'm from Wisconsin oh Wisconsin okay that makes sense oh my gosh um Jason made fun of me for calling it supper I always say oh what are we going to do for supper and he's like supper ha ha ha do people make funny you for that um i think i got more picked on like it's so weird because like wisconsin and minnesota they border one another and i went to school in minnesota yeah and like there's so

many words that minnesota say that wisconsinites don't say and like vice versa like a lot of minnesotans they would say dinner instead of supper so i get pick on for that by some people but oh i always say supper that's i'm so it's such a pleasure to meet a fellow suppersayer Oh, what did you have for supper? A hamburger. That's exciting. Wait, that sounds delicious. I'm so hungry right now.

Anything would sound good to me. Do you have a question for me, Cassie? I remember sending one in, but I can't remember it. But I do think I remember, okay, what was your motivation or your interest in starting off the vine? Oh, okay. So ever since I was little, I've always wanted to have my own radio show. I used to pretend I had my own radio show. And I thought, if I could have an ideal job, anything in the world,

I would want to have my own show where I could just sit in sweats, have a glass of wine, and connect to a lot of women, and here I am. I feel like I've been channeling that or, like, thinking about that my whole life, that it was just bound to become a reality because I put so much of that thought into the universe. I love it. I love it. Actually, I would always, I've always wanted to start a podcast myself. I work with farmers primarily so like that would be my interest area but wait you work with what I work with farmers so really yeah yeah so I grew up on a dairy farm in Wisconsin and then I'm actually getting married to a farmer an hour north of where I grew up and he's like a grain farmer so oh wow a couple of farmers just getting married you guys should do a podcast together about it um if you met my fiance

he is not the type that would be on the air about anything. Well, then never mind. You should do your own podcast. Wait, I have a question for you. This is a genuine question of what you have to say when people ask you about, like, dairy and those, like, documentaries that say dairy is scary and all of that. Like, what is your take on those things? I love that you ask that, actually.

So there's a lot of media or there's a lot of things that are out there that say that dairy is bad for you. you or that the things that are in milk are bad for you or that there are antibiotics or whatever. There's a lot of different speculations. But in all honesty, the thing that I would say is talk to a farmer themselves. Like, milk has to go through so many different channels in order to be put onto the sore shelves. So, like, antibiotics, they're not in your milk and that sort of thing. So I know that there's a lot of concerns about food these days, but the safest thing that you can do is talk to a farmer and learn more about where your food comes from. Yeah.

That's a good. No, that's actually really good because I think, you know, when it comes to Netflix documentaries or things that are out there on TV or the news or the media, they can steer it to whatever way they want you to believe it. And so I think like if a farmer made a documentary, you'd probably have different thoughts if you watch that one. But if you're watching one that goes against dairy, you're going to just kind of drink whatever Kool-A they're putting out there, don't you say? Absolutely, absolutely. And that's kind of the culture that I think that we're in these days is things travel so fast. So if some person has a negative experience, it's on Twitter or it's on Facebook within an instant. And it takes so many positives to fix a negative. And that's

like the downside of the industry that I work in and I grew up in. But I can honestly say with confidence that farmers are very passionate. They're not just business owners, but they're passionate about the animals that they're working with, the plants and the crops that they care for and the land that they work with. So there's enough resources out there that go against what I'm saying. There's enough resources out there that agree with what I'm saying. But at the end of the day, you need to talk to a farmer to really get the truth of the

story. Yeah, I agree with that. And I'm like, I'm all for hearing all different opinions and just being. more knowledgeable about everything when it comes to putting things into my body. So thank you for saying that. And I'm going to talk to more farmers. I love it. Maybe I'll have you on the podcast one day and we can talk about farmers and this sort

will get deep into this subject and we'll answer people's questions. Oh my gosh. That'd be my dream. So wait, tell me right now where you live? I live in like northwest Wisconsin. Okay. So I live in a very, very small town of like just over a thousand people. Oh, amazing.

Yeah, so it's called Cadotte. It's near O'Clair, Wisconsin. Amazing. Oh, my gosh. Well, I love your accent. Oh, my gosh. I don't think I have an accent. People say that to me, and I'm like, I don't really know.

Well, I don't think I have an accent either, but some people call me out for being Canadian. So, I mean, we're just so used to hearing our own voice that it doesn't matter. But you're adorable, and I really appreciate your call and for sharing your thoughts. Thanks, Caitlin. Yeah, of course. Okay. we'll talk to you soon sounds good okay bye bye bye well she was adorable she was a lovely lady

she was just a lovely little small town lady i just there's nothing better than a small town girl absolutely i mean i say that because i'm a small town girl there's nothing better let me alone joam were you from again i'm from new orleans oh yeah i knew that i knew that do you ever go back to party or is that like a uh yeah been there done that well i mean you know it started about when i was 15 you know you go hang out do you party when you're 15 there Oh, yeah. Good Lord. No wonder you're brain dead.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Well, it didn't help. Yeah, it doesn't help. That's, I mean, hey, LaDuke, Alberta, what else do you do? I started drinking when I was like 12. It's not cool. No, I had a gig down there last year, so when it ended, I spent about a week with my parents.

And I used to go down there a lot when my sister was still down there. And then she and her husband and son moved to Houston. Oh, yeah, right, right. That's kind of put a damper on going down there because, you know, used to get the hookup at their restaurant. Yeah, but now they're in Houston. What's the restaurant you told me about in Houston? Oh, it's called Eunice. Eunice.

Yeah, if anybody's in Houston, go check that spot out. For sure. For sure. I'd like to end drunk dialing with, well, it depends how drunk I get, but I want to do like a good can you not and a good peak in valley. So like the peak and valley of my week, something really good, something that was not so good. And so I'm going to end this podcast with this. My peak of this week was the vinos that come out to these live podcasts. I cannot tell you how much your energy means to me and just your dedication and your commitment and your commitment to drinking wine.

And just even if you're not drinking wine, just coming to the show and just being such good energy in the crowd, definitely a peak. I crowd surfed twice. Definitely a peak. A valley, a little low of the week. probably the hangovers. I'm trying to think of it. That's how good my week was, okay? That's how good this spring break tour has been. Is that my highlights are you guys and my lows are just feeling the burn after? So thank you guys for being part of my drunk dial today. And let's do it again next week.

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