Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Drunk Dial: Halloweenies

Episode Date: September 27, 2019

Today, Kaitlyn and Jason recap their uneventful Vegas weekend and get pumped for Halloween! Kaitlyn goes through the best Halloween Can You Not's before we hit the phones for some confessions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's all about dialing digits and making questionable decisions. Let's get it started. Okay, does that work? Happy Friday, Vinos, and welcome to what is officially the last Friday of September. Did you know that? What is happening? Where's this year going? No, it kind of freaks me out.

I remember I tweeted on September 1st. How in the shit is it September? People are like, I couldn't have said it better myself. Now it's October. I was like yesterday. Yeah, that was beautifully set. Oh, in the shit. Is it September?

It is weird. I can't. I'm excited for October because I am over September. Really? Yeah, I'm over it. I loved September. Why? I just, there was so much going on. It was fun. I like that it's cooling down a little bit. It's 92 degrees. NFL started. Bills are three and no. There's nothing about September. I'm not like. I think I was just, I'm over, okay, I'm over the summer. I'm like, I'm ready for fall.

Get that. Okay, sorry. I didn't mean I want your pumpkin spice latte. No, I actually don't like pumpkin spice lattes. What? They're like too creamy and milky and you can order them accordingly. I like, okay, I don't. mind an Americana with a splash of almond milk and half a pump of pumpkin spice. See, I'll take pumpkin spice, ho-hoes, twinkies. Literally, I'll do pumpkin spice. Ho-ho's, Twinkies. What's a ho? A ho-ho. You've never had a ho-ho? What is that? Have you ever had a Swiss roll? No. What? Obviously, they don't have that in Canada. You know what Twinkies are, right? Yes.

And you don't know what a ho-ho is? Wait, I feel like I've had this conversation on this podcast before like years ago that I didn't know what a ho-ho was. Yeah, ho-ho. It's like, okay, so it's take like chocolate cake bread and then if you flatten it out and then you put this like cream in it like a whipped cream and then you roll it up and then they dunk it in a chocolate glaze on top and it's called like a Swiss roll or a ho-ho-ho. They have pumpkin ho-hoes? Pumpkin spice ho-hos. My point is I'll take pumpkin spice anything. You are the most basic B. I mean, it's good. It's unreal. I like pumpkin pie. So how do you not like pumpkin spice things? I guess I do like pumpkin things.

I just don't like pumpkin spice lattes. They're too much. Okay. Okay. Glad we talked about. Festive. No, you know I'm all about festive.

I want this house to be thrown up on in Halloween and like fall shit. I do. What do you mean throwing? I'm thinking like your house gets toilet papered or egged and you're saying thrown up on, but now I'm with you. And I want to hand out big chocolate bars. Yep. And I want, we're going to dress up.

Oh, guess what? I picked out our Halloween costumes. Well, we need to tell you. talk about this. Okay, I'm one chopstick, you're the other, and ramen's the ramen noodles. That's good, but I don't know. I don't know. I thought of that today, and I was like, I'm a genius. That's really good. No, it's so good.

Chopsticks and ramen noodles. Let's get invited to multiple Halloween parties so we could have multiple costumes. Because I wouldn't want that to be my own. Well, that's just for a photo shoot. I mean, for Instagram. That's just for flight photographer to come over and do a photo shoot for Instagram. Then we can come up with our real comments. Well, we'll have to do multiple ones. All right. Guys.

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And I feel like everyone's always like, oh, that means you're probably such a freak in the sack. But I'm not. Pretty vanilla. Next topic. Okay. So I thought we were going to really dive into the whole Halloween theme. Get extra excited because it's the last. This is where my brain goes, okay?

I just want to tell you about when it's almost October 1st, I think it's time to start talking about fall and festival. and scary shit and guess what it's it's um hey when does do you do you know when like summer officially ends is it officially ended i think it was on the 21st yeah so i think we're in to fall yeah so we're in fall so this is very we're not even premature let's make sense and nothing's worse than being premature but get next topic you don't like when i talk about that um okay but did you know that it's also you know national national holidays i always look up what day it is because podcast content and i'm like curious it's national ghost hunting day today yeah let's go to a haunted house i love haunted houses so do i huge haunted house

fan i like scary movies so my birthday's october 24th and there is one maybe even two maybe three birthday parties i had at haunted houses oh that's cool yeah that's a good idea it's fun yeah and then you find out who your real friends are because they're like if they hate haunted houses and they still come because when i was little i wouldn't have gone it's so funny because one of my best girlfriends and my best guy friends at the time who ended up dating for like a couple of years didn't work out but they were the two that would never ever go in really they always sat in the sidelines yeah actually roby's wife is one of them diana yeah that's cute uh okay so before we get into the Halloween topic I was like what happened in Vegas this past weekend that we could talk about nothing really

exciting I mean exciting yes but embarrassing no I mean so first of it's the first life is beautiful you've never been to a music festival so you were like jaw drop the whole time looking at people's outfits your head was on the swivel you couldn't believe your eyes I mean I knew that you dressed a certain way for festivals

and I really I had it going on you know I had the fanny pack the graphic teas head wrap you definitely Pinterest how to dress for festivals exactly what I did I knew it nailed it

but I didn't I don't think I did the right one because this festival it was all about thongs They were big in putting like X's over their nipples. That's a thing, right? Yeah. I really missed out on that opportunity.

It's art. I know. I'm not against it. Life is beautiful. It was a great music festival, although I'm really mad that Lowell Wayne didn't show up because I was really looking forward to that. He just didn't show up like 10 minutes before he was supposed to go on. He probably wasn't even in Vegas.

But we kicked Vegas off with Lauren Zima coming. And what a treat that was. She is just so much fun. And obviously, anyone who, who knows Lauren Zima sees the ET version of her. But when she's just like herself and not doing the interview, she is hilarious. And I lubed her up with tequila.

You did lube her up. Actually, I lubed her up. I was the bartender. And I made it extra strong. I just don't like saying that you lubed her up. We both lubed her up. You said you lubed up Derek Pett the other day. Oh, yeah.

I did. So it's. Okay. Touche. Tush. But yeah. Which I'm fine with. It was a really fun.

I love Derek Pett. A funny podcast. And I, It won't air because the sound quality was just terrible. Oh, was it? That's too bad because it was funny. Yeah, but there's too much, there was like you could hear music in the background going on in the festival. It just wasn't good.

So we're going to do another one. Okay. Because everybody deserves to hear Lauren Zima speak. And she took up improv classes when she was younger. So she's good. She's quick. She's witty. She's great.

Awesome. And then I did Nikki Glazer, a whole other world. Holy hell. That woman is my favorite comedian. She has a really funny Netflix special coming out October 1st and she just did the roast of Alec Baldwin and she is the most inappropriate, which I love, shock value humor, which we're going to try and take at least 20 minutes from the podcast that we did and put it as a drunk doll because it's good. Good luck. So I didn't know, I didn't know Nicky Glacier. I'm so bad with knowing

Caitlin is really getting me into pop culture, like learning about all the people who they are, players, et cetera. But I didn't know who Nikki Glazier was. Met her. She's so sweet. But when you're meter she's this blonde petite honestly behind the scenes like relatively quiet i would say shy reserved and then i saw her on stage i could not believe my eyes yeah and ears it was it made she makes kately look like a angel like an absolute g rated angel yeah i kill i was like what yeah it's i mean anyone just watch her stand up it's it's it's so good i my favorite kind of humor everybody knows it it's shock value humor and she delivers she delivers but yeah we had fun in vegas won some money gambling i'm getting pretty good at the blackjack table you're really good

and oh the night that we went out i'm like walking to this club i'm like i am not going to a dushy bottle service club i hate it here we walk it i'm like i want to go to bed we were with brandy cyrus having dinner and brandy's like yeah i'm going to go to bed i'm like yeah i'm pretty tired too and then all of a sudden, I'm hanging from the rafters, jumping on couches at this club, throwing confetti up in the air. Shout out to DJ Silver. He hooked it up. It was his birthday, invited us.

Now, DJ Silver, he'd be a great guy again on the podcast. He opens up for Kane Brown, Luke Holmes, Jason Aldeen, and he's here based in Nashville. Great guy. He invited us to go to the foundation room. And Caitlin was like, hesitant just because she was shot. We get there. And Caitlin went full force, Caitlin Bristol. I went full Katrina.

You went full, yeah, that's my, that's my, you did. And it was, remember we had the band going? We were taking everything, playing the drums and, who. Then we went, even after him, went gambling at like four in the morning. What's wrong with us? It was great. I love it. It's so funny.

You work hard, you play hard. When we're home, we're so focused, we have our checklist. We just move 100 miles an hour. We go to bed at 9 o'clock. And then when we travel, it's like we become werewolves. Yeah. It's just like ham town, like let's go, drink everything, party, eat McDonald's in the morning. A little bone in ham.

Bone in ham town. Yeah. Okay, anyways, Vegas was fun, which we had a more embarrassing story than that, but it was pretty uneventful. I mean, you know what I mean. It was eventful, but there wasn't any, there weren't any confessions or anything like too over the top. Okay, so I took things to the Facebook group for Ken You Not's Halloween, scary stories. As usual, they did not disappoint. So let's read a couple can you not.

Can you not? My can you not for Halloween is always, can you not use Halloween as an excuse to be like a slutty something? Like a hot nurse or like a hot. Somebody found a hot Mr. Rogers costume and sent it to me. That went viral. I want to be like full. You go full Mr. Rogers.

You don't go hot Mr. Rogers. Well, let me ask you. Back in your day, did you use? Halloween is an excuse to be. When I was 17 years old, I went as a hot nurse and that was the only time I've ever done a hot something. All right, well, some people do it at different stages of their life, so to each their own.

I hear that, I guess. I mean, you've been there, you've done it. I just did an Instagram post saying, no matter what age, don't let people tell you out of dress. It's just my personal, can you not for Halloween. Okay. Lindsay Michaela, Maca, Macaely,

combo. Oh, that's three names. Can you not have 90 degree, weather in fall hell yes i couldn't agree more with that destiny shaffer can you not ask when it's too can i go back real quick to the so back in buffalo we also say can you not snow we would have it'd be tough to trick or treat trick or treat because it would be snowing same with edmonton so you need happy meeting with where i grew up yeah what was the one you weren't going to do what do you mean just now yeah oh no i just screwed it up oh okay i thought it was like too no destiny shafer said can

you not ask if it's too early to put up your Halloween decor it's your house Halloween's awesome do it Do it. Really? Can we put up Halloween decor right now? Just take those Christmas lights down after January 11th. 11th specifically, all right? Can you put up Christmas lights this year? Yeah, we could do Christmas lights.

Cool. Okay, Alison DeBord said, Can you not display Christmas items when it's not even Halloween yet? I disagree. You think you can put up Halloween decorations before Halloween? Well, I think, first of all, she said display Christmas items. First of all, I think it's never too early to start.

Christmas. Like, I'm the kind of guy that'll do Christmas in July. I'm Christmas as, well, yeah, Christmas in July is always a good idea. But I like Christmas the second after Halloween's over. November 1st, let's get Christmasy. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. But these, you know, companies got to prepare and get their stuff out there. Okay, fine. Casey Matheson says, can you not laugh at me for dressing out my dog in a Halloween costume? Oh, leave her dog alone. Yeah. She said, this is my child. Your child is dressed up. I don't see the issue here. Yeah. What was your childhood go two. For a costume? Winnie the Pooh. I was a clown and the

ninja. Clown and Winnie the Pooh. That's cute. I was always Winnie the Pooh. And I mean full-blown mascot costume with my face cut out with like my mom would do these like I was a full, I'll show you a photo. So we used to, what we do is go trick-or-treating and come back and every year I would sort my candy. So take that's what everyone does. Oh really? Yeah. That's the other thing. Like you put your Reese's in one and oh yeah you can't eat. Rees's in the other. You can't even wait to dump out your

your whole bag and see what you got them categorize them so what's your favorite and what's your worst candy well worst candy is the rockets i don't like those rockets what the hell are rockets you know exactly what rockets are you guys probably have a different name for them in the states so i think worst candy like i couldn't stand when i would get milk duds what are oh yeah milk duds are like chocolate covered cover so i didn't have to worry about that it's actually chocolate covered caramel i think nugget but it's like super hard rips your teeth out you guys call these smarties candy rolls smarties yeah Yeah, those are Smarties.

Those are Rockets. Rockets. Well, you and I need to start a dictionary of our differences. Those are rockets. There's nothing about those that are ever a rocket. Well, that's what I typed in. Rockets candy and that's what came up. You don't like Rockets?

No, I don't. What? Smarties are great. No, I'll show you what Smarties are. Those are, they say Smarties on the package. Smarties. We do this all the time. Those are, oh, Amazon's coming up.

These are Smarties. Chocolate covered. Oh, no. Those are SM&Ms. Does it not say Smarties on the package? Yeah, but that's what they're called, but that's not, that's a Canadian thing. Yeah. It's Canadian.

They're M&Ms. Okay, whatever. What's your favorite candy though? My favorite candy was, this is again Canadian, O'Henry's. I know O'Henrys. Yeah. My favorite's like gummy bears, gummy worms, sour, gummy worms, sour patch, Swedish fish throwing all up in there. Except I don't like Swedish berries.

I love Swedish berries. I know. I don't think anyone in the world doesn't like Swedish berries. I could talk about candy all day, so maybe we should move on. Okay. All right. So as we all know, every car comes with its share of stories, that ding in your bumper from when you nervously picked up a first date, the luxury package that you got after a big promotion, or the mileage you saved by riding your bike all summer. And while you can't put a price take on your stories, now with True Car, you can at least find out what your car's worth when it's time to sell or trade it in. Just go to True Car, simply enter your license plate number, and watch how your car's details pop right up. Then answer a few questions like if you have a navigation and moonroof, watch as they bump up your value. High mileage? Well, you already knew it was going to cost you, but now you know how much it dings your wallet so you can plan ahead. Once you're finished, you'll get a true cash

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got in trick or treating good idea i think mine was a notepad i think they gave no pads don't forget that I want to note pads but you thought pencils was crazy yeah I mean I think both are crazy okay don't let me forget about that tweet okay Tammy Heinz says can you not have those fake hands hanging out of the trunk of your car I think it's a dead body every time who is the sicko doing that no I've seen those yeah like they'll decorate and they do that's weird yeah makes me question the person uh Daniela Esposito sounds sexy can you not give me a death stare because I don't like Halloween. Leave me alone, Susan.

Well, Susan might be right on this one. And we've exchanged Susan for Patty. But what? You don't like this. Danielle, you're probably not even listening to this podcast, and it's all about Halloween. Okay, I won't give you a death stare, but I will judge you.

Kelsey Pitesack, men, can you not continue to ghost me? I get it, tis the season. Ghosts, men who ghost are pussies. like just say that you're not into it or something like I hate the coward ghosting man it's crazy the whole like theme of ghosting like right now MTV ghosting like rachel's hosting that shows like ghosting is i got called to do a podcast on ghosting like have you ever ghosted someone all these things no i don't i don't i think it's such a ridiculous thing by the way it's like i think it's just like if you're done you're done if you say like it's friendship not friendship like true and if they're

ghosting just like i mean i guess i've ghosted people and i think if well if if you're done ghost and I think it's like if you're getting ghosted just say like what's going on and get an answer yeah but like I think it's you know yeah just man up and say it's one of those things like hey this is a woman up and whatever you have something going out

you're too big this isn't going to work or whatever yeah yeah Lexi Flynn says can you not invite me to a Halloween party and leave out that it's not a costume party that's the oldest trick in the book I would feel proud to show up in a costume if nobody else was I'd be like you guys are lame it's a Halloween

party allow a big fan of theme parties like even not during Halloween but like theme parties are awesome I love I want to be a power ranger oh no we can't because why because I did that a couple years ago oh I still want to be a power ranger well you can't I want to be Tommy I want to be Tommy okay well one night you can go as Tommy and I'll just yes I can I just said one night you can go as Tommy and I'll go something you could be one of those like putty things a what you know they've ever seen power Rangers like the putties things they I don't Yes, I've seen Poweringers, of course. Or like, you could be Zordo.

I don't know what you're talking about. You watched Toy Story yesterday, so maybe you could be Rex. Okay. Are you calling me cheap? I don't know why I said Rex. Okay, so Taylor Pasqua says, I have a Halloween confession that's hilarious, still haven't told anyone until this day, so why not now? We're calling her.

What's her name, Taylor Pass. I'm going to ask her how to pronounce her last name. Hello. Hi, Taylor. It's Caitlin and Jason. How are you? I'm good. How are you guys?

Just part of the most at the office, so. You're what? I just poured in a mosa at the office. Perfect timing. Girlfriend. Happy TGIS. We have a question for you, though. Okay.

How do you say your last name? Pasqua. Oh, I was right. Pasquo, you nailed it. I was right. Okay, we want to hear. I feel like Pasquale. Oh, what did I say?

No, I said Pasquois. Pasquot. Pasquot. Now we're sounding French. What is that? Yeah, what was that? I was saying quah because it reminds me. Pasqua.

Oh, it might be a hawk when he speaks French. Okay, so you have a Halloween confession for us that's hilarious. We need to hear it. Okay, so to preface it, so I went to this college party and I was like sort of talking to these two guys, like, didn't really have any intention with them, but I kind of found out that they were through a friend that they were trying to like tag to me one night. And so I found out. So I had this elaborate plan that I thought was going to come over so well, but it ended up being super embarrassing for me.

So basically, it was this big Halloween party, and I knew the neighborhood. And so it was like a big apartment complex, but the apartment with the party was huge. So I brought 10 to, I was a dancer my whole lot, so I brought like 10 to 15 different costumes to change into because I thought they wouldn't recognize me if I kept changing. So they both text me and asked me what I was wearing that night So I told them like I'm dressed up as like a fairy princess right now and had like one of my outfits on And then I let both of them see me at the party when I walked in But they asked like I didn't stop to say how to either one of them and immediately went into the laundry Where I left all my costumes and changed

So then I went back into the party and I just walked around I didn't know anyone there luckily there was a girl from like one of my classes and I she's the only person that knows that I did this and she ended up helping me change throughout the night or like she saw someone I'd like run the other way but then they kept like trying to come find me and then like once they'd come talk to me they didn't even notice that I was changing really

because everyone was super young I'd go and change again and I literally went through probably 12 to 14 of the outfits that I brought only like couple left at the end of the night I was just getting wasted them and they were like oh wait were you wearing that early on i'm like oh yeah yeah like are you like do you not know what i'm wearing like i told you and then i went back to the laundry room to

change for the last time and i got busted changing in this laundry room i was just in like fishness and pasties switching my outfits and the security guard comes and i'm like can i I was like, I was butt-ass naked pretty much changing into another costume and there's these costumes all over the floor it was like two in the morning at this place so I was like no one's coming to do their laundry

on a Halloween night. Oh, it was in the apartment complex. Yeah, so I was changing in the laundry room and like it was a communal laundry room and I was just changing and then come to find out there's cameras in there and I was just changing. Oh, rough.

that's okay wait I was drunk and I didn't care wait we have questions okay so I said put it on mute just because I was a little confused so the reason can you just explain one more time the reason why you had all the costumes

to like to confuse them my question was how the hell do you have 14 to 15 different costumes set up when I can't even think of one so I was a dancer my whole right loads and competed so I had all these like pretty costumes that were like you know they were two piece

outfits and like cute but also like skimpy for Halloween and I just it was like a purple lavender one that I started with and it was like oh I'm like a princess like and I like had jewels on my face and I would like take the jewels off my face that seems like a lot of work it was but honestly they didn't reach their goal at the end of the night

which made me really happy because if you're trying to like mess with me like I'm gonna mess with you back well or you could or you could just punch them both or you could punch them both into the dick and say you ain't getting this. I should have. Honestly, my life is a confession. I almost started a confession thread on the vine page

because I think it would be hilarious, but... Oh, well, you got to do it. It was so bad. You got to do it. I'll go look. If you ever run out of confessions, then you could just read art. Yeah, well, I do that sometimes, actually.

I do. Well, do that for me because I want to go read. Go get everybody to do Halloween confessions, and then I can go read them. Oh, yeah, definitely. But yeah, more of the story, don't get drunk, don't change your outfits, don't get caught naked by a security guard, and just drink. And stay away from boys who want to tag team you.

Honestly, it was so bad. Oh, man. Okay, well, thank you for sharing, and we really appreciate your confession. Yeah, thanks. Enjoy your mimosa. Have a better Halloween this time. I'm drinking it now. Woo-hoo.

Cheers. My guys, cheers. Bye. I love how she just took a big. swing. I know I heard that, but I'm like, wait, but like, just tell those guys to beat it. I'm really kidding. That was so much effort. I thought that's what I was, when I was following it, I thought the purpose was to deceive them, but I didn't know if the purpose was like to deceive them both and just try and end up with one. So I was confused what all the change in the outfits was,

but now I get it. She's like, I'm just going to f*** with them. I mean, that's funny. Yeah. Just a lot of work. I mean, he for effort. I mean, she probably got so many good. Instagram photos through that so many different outfit changes okay we're gonna call one more person her name is Alyssa and this I've read a little bit of what it is but I'm gonna let her explain it because it sounds super creepy yeah hello hi Alyssa it's Caitlin and Jason how are you oh my God I'm so good are you at work are we bugging you no I'm at home oh good oh good okay amazing and where um where are you from i'm from texas oh amazing okay i i want to get straight to your story because i need you to explain it i was going to read it out and then i'm like no i'm

going to let alissa do it because this is nuts so tell us your story let's hear it okay so growing up i had an imaginary friend and sorry i'm nervous so um so um i always knew his name like my family always talked about him. And so when I was about 19 or so, 18, 19, we went to Virginia, which we went every summer. And I found out that my imaginary friend, my cousin uncle person, he's like the age of an uncle, but he's a cousin. And he ended up having the same imaginary friend, same name. And I was like, well, that's weird. And then when I was talking about it, we found out that my younger cousin, who I grew up with, also had the same imaginary friends.

What? And same name. It was like crazy. I got goosebumps. It was crazy. So I had to do my research. And I went on to Google, and I researched his name. And I found a guest certificate for the same town that my uncle was living in, which is Abingdon, Virginia.

Yeah. And I saw one result, and my computer, like, kept freezing, and I could never get into it to, like, look at more information. I'm getting goosers. So I'm, like, try to take pictures for my brother, because I'm like, oh, my God, it's crazy. I have to tell him. And my phone, this was, like, an iPhone 4 or something, and it kept freezing. And I was like, what is happening?

Like, I just want to send it to him. I was trying to send, like, an email, and it wasn't working. I was like, oh, my God. and so like everything was frozen around me and like I just felt something on like my ear and it was just like a oh what the fuck no sorry I'm done I threw my laptop through my phone I grabbed my keys right out my apartment didn't even lock the door I was like I'm done I'm sorry like I call my car I called my mom was like oh my god and uh and Ever since then, I've just, like, not talked about him or researched him or anything because it scared the crap out of me.

Wait, that's so crazy. Now, when you had this imaginary friend, was he, like, could you see him or was he just in your mind? Like, I don't remember him. But parents would say that I would just talk about him all the time. Like, he was just their, like, friend. And so it was never like a, like, an evil spirit, I guess. But I never felt, it's never a bad thing until that day. And I just kind of felt like he was like, all right, you know what?

You need to stop. That's great. Stop for research. And I was like, okay, I'm done. And today is National Ghost Hunting Day, right? Yes, it is. So, what a wild story. Wait, I know what I thought?

I thought this story was going to end in the fact that you're now dating a guy by the name of your imaginary friend. No, she'll never. Oh, my God, no. What happens? What if the love of your life? When I had my son, I was so worried that, like, one day he'd be like, oh, this is my imaginary name, and I'd be like, nope, nope, I'm down.

Oh, my gosh. Wait, how old is your son? He'll be five. Oh, there's still time. So he doesn't really have a lot of imaginary imagination. What's his name? If that does, Landon. Landon.

He, that was going to be my name if I was a boy. oh yeah yeah it's a good one it is a good one oh give give landin a little hug from us I will I will thank you for calling oh my gosh thank you for sharing your story it's wild and if he comes back I'm gonna blame you guys send him my way I'll take care of them okay thank you

see you later have a good day you too bye That's crazy. Okay. That is crazy. I have one more story. I didn't get goosebumps halfway through that story. I have one more story.

Okay. So, wait, it was, this is nuts. Okay. This is one of those that didn't happen to me, but it happens to a coworker's friend, sister's friend. So I don't know, but it's crazy.

She said there was this girl that went out with a boy on an online dating platform and it went great. They were going to see each other again. The next day she was house sitting and felt like something was off or that someone was watching.

her she went to the bathroom and came back to find her phone missing she picked up the landline and called the cops said hey i don't know if i'm being crazy or what but my phone's missing and i felt like someone's been watching me all day the dispatcher was being kind of mean and said oh you're fine we'll have a cop drive by in a few hours it's just probably in your head we have this happen a lot within 15 minutes three cop cars pulled up and banged on the door grabbed her and took her to the cop car and it turns out the boy she went on a date with the previous night was in the basement with a tar laying on the ground and her phone was in it and whenever the girl called the cops the dispatcher heard someone dial into the phone realizing that she was in danger and didn't want to give it away how serious it was or that the cops would be coming so that they wouldn't scare off the killer yeah so he was just like i mean if that's true that's so creepy i get scared from like uber drivers i just don't get people online dating can be so scary too like you don't even know why why do all this shit just go on another day yeah what to be so weird but that's again listen to how it starts didn't happen to me but it happened to one of my co-workers friend's sister's friend okay i feel like you can never okay okay last one my sorority house is from emma catherine my sorority house is extremely haunted it was built over a hundred years ago by a pediatric psychiatrist who kept his most disturbed patients in the basement in cages to study.

The cages are still in the basement and all the doctor's notebooks are still on the shelves in the house. When I live there, I heard footsteps when no one else was awake. Closet doors would slam. Lights would turn off and multiple girls heard whispering voices.

And one day a pair of shoes fell on their side as they were sitting just sitting on the floor. We would hang clothes in one closet and at night in the morning they'd be in the other closet. And she said, I have many specific stories, but that was just the start of the creepy things that they endured at their college. See, I could, like, if that was actually the history of the house, I couldn't live in a house like that.

Like, there was at our school, at Geneseo, it was about three, two, three years after I graduated, there was a triple homicide at this house that students lived in. It was such, such a sad time at the school. But that house, in my opinion, like, you got to, like, knock at that. Like, who, how can you live in something? I don't know. I just couldn't do it. Why are the cages and notebooks still there? Yeah.

Like, what? What is happening? but if you burn them does that like make the spirits extra mad i don't know i don't know i'm freaked out well the reason i even got on this topic and we will wrap it up right away is because do you know who calling um is she does like miranda sings she's she's a character a youtube character but she just had a baby okay and so she i'm wondering if it's still on there so she was by herself with her baby who's like, look at it, very little.

Sure, yeah. Like, can't talk, nothing. She was by herself. And she was playing with the baby and the baby has decided that he likes to take off the hats that she puts on him now. Okay.

And so she was video recording it. Sure. Oh, yeah, it's not there. Okay, she was recording it. And she goes, are you taking your hat off? And he took it off and you hear a demon voice of a woman going,

No. Stop it. In the background. And she didn't even know that happened until someone was like, what was with the no yell? Because you not know that. She went back and listened and there was like a ghost demon voice yelling, no. I'm going to get her to send it to me. We need this video.

Yeah. It was the craziest thing. Why am I so intrigued by like ghost stories and I know. I kind of want it. Yeah, this is like I'm asking for it. Excuse me. I'm asking for like a death sentence here by doing it. I want a ghost thing to happen to me.

Okay. Ask for it. It'll happen. It'll happen in this house before. Just ask for it. It'll happen again. Is that it happen to you? Yes.

Like seriously. Like you've seen shit move and stuff like that. Do you not know the story about how we called the cops? We called 911 at two in the morning and eight cops showed up here and it was actually just a ghost that turned on our TV. That's freaking me out. And that's why Rahman barks in that living room. Because do you think he sees a ghost? Yeah.

did you see the thing on people on people's Instagram page where it just said there was a wheelchair that just started moving by itself and it was going like uphill and like going around look it up people happy Halloween no sorry my eyes are like wide open don't listen to this at night everybody yeah have a good weekend we hope you have a great weekend adios You know,