Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Drunk Dial: Kaitlyn, Jason, and Blake live in Seattle!

Episode Date: November 8, 2019

On this episode, we get to hear Kaitlyn, Jason and Blake talk to a live audience in Seattle. Kaitlyn talks about her funny experience with edibles and then they jump into a conversation about Bachelor nation. Kaitlyn and Jason ask Blake some revealing questions in a game called "Truth or Drink." Next, they talk Bachelor couples with another game called "Sink or Ship." Stay tuned for some wild confessions! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Happy Friday. She wanted to share a taste of her live tour with you. So here are some of our fave parts from the very first show in Seattle. We'll be releasing more live shows in the coming weeks. So look out for that. Podcast One presents Off the Vine drunk dial. It's all about dialing digits and making questionable decisions. Let's get it started.

Okay, this is that work? I need to get some sleep. Are you guys ready? Say what, you Vino's never, ever disappoint. You guys, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Let me get set up here. Hold on.

I love you guys. All right, so, uh, you guys, uh, trying to catch my breath. I'm sweating profusely. For 15 minutes in, I'm dying. So, uh, you might know her from season 19 of The Bachelor where she got dumped.

She got dumped. Fast forward. to her competing against Brittany, Brit, which took the W to be Bachelorette 13. Woo! On to the season, 2017 season of Dancing with the Star. Oh, oh, wait, that wasn't her. Dude, that'd be a crowd.

Now she owns her own wine label. Put your hand up. if you have one of her scrunchies. Every hand. Okay, okay. Okay. Blake. Play my fucking song.

You're like my, um, Twitch. Woo! How we're feeling out there! Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh! Thank you DJ and DJ stage coach. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did.

Holy shit balls. Who fucking knew Blake Horstman could DJ? I think this is your new thing, Blake. Yeah, like, I think you've got to have a bit of a career change. Yeah, I think so. I think so. When we walked in, did he not kill it? Thank you guys. You crushed it.

That was fun. Sometimes I feel like I'm Ellen DeGeneres and you're like my Twitch. But like not daytime TV. I would get fired ASAP. Not to mention I was looking around. Okay, well the lights aren't on right now. But like there's like a Jesus stained glass and I'm like, am I allowed to be here?

Is this okay? Am I in the right spot, by the way, Cleo? Yeah. It just, it feels right over here. Can I tell you guys something? I heard, I heard that there's this thing called, like, Seattle Freeze. Oh, you guys are awesome. How many people are actually from Seattle in this room?

Oh, really? West Coast is the best coast, am I right? I know, because I used to live in Vancouver. I've got a couple of girlfriends in the crowd tonight who, like, I mean, they've seen me at my worst. Depends on who you ask, maybe my best. But they... Not Brie.

her too. I call her Bessie Cat the Messy Cat. Her name's Jessica Knutzen. Google her. And she, where is she? I could tell by the Woo Girls. It's like my girlfriend's over there and I'm like, can you guys come up with a confession for me? Like I know you have a good one and she was like, um, are you sure?

You want to share these things? And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, okay, so tell them about the time we got on a tour bus with a band. I was like, no, no, no, we're not telling that. Sorry. That's a lot. Hey, hey, Jason. Okay, I have to say, I was going to start this whole thing off and be like, okay, you guys. So I was at a dog park today.

You guys are so cute. I literally am not saying anything important right now. I was at a dog park and somebody let their cat out on a leash. And I was like, what the f***? There's a fucking cat. And then they got mad at me for my dog wanting to play with a cat in a dog park. And somebody looked at me and went, Seattle. And I don't know what that means, but I was like, okay, cool.

Anyways, let's introduce my guest. Obviously, someone very near and dear to my heart who fell in love with another woman first. You all watched him, fall in love with Becca. Oh, wait, Blake, you fell in love with Becca too. Yeah, slut, talk about that. Too soon. What a, what a f***-up.

thing, the world is a bachelor nation. Me and Jason love the same girl, yeah. We should make like a tree. Like a... I've tried. It's... Yeah, you can't. Tree, really big tree. We should make like a forest for you. And just like,

I mean, it's weird for me too if you really went down the line for myself, you know, and after the last one, I'm like, no more bachelor dudes. Please welcome my guess, my boyfriend, Jason Michael Tartor. Let me tell you a funny story. Jason's going to hate me.

So Jason used to have, like, obviously, such a big boy job. And, like, when I met him, he's like, I'm VP of a bank in Seattle. And I was like, I have a high school education. And it doesn't matter. Amen. It doesn't matter. So anyways, he had to go to work the next day. I had to fly back to Nashville.

This is when we were first dating. And I was like, Seattle. Weed is legal. In Seattle. I can eat edibles and get super high. Yeah, I can. And I did. And I wasn't a big edible guy.

I was like, I don't try it out. A little gummy. Who cares? And so I had half a gummy. And we all know where this story is going. You have half, and you're like, I feel nothing. This is stupid. I feel nothing.

And then I go to put the second half of the edible in my mouth, and I was like, literally, I feel nothing. And then I'm chewing, and I'm like, oh, I'm high. And I swallow the other half. Well, then my anxiety is like, he-he-he-he. And I start, and Jason's home for a lunch break, He's laughing at me. And I'm like, I'm not okay, I'm not okay, I've got to make it on this flight home.

I had a five-hour flight from sale. That's my girl. You love me. I do. And so I get, I'm like, you guys are so cute and supportive. So I get on, I get in the Uber to go to my plane. I'm just getting more high by the second at this point. And I'm like, again, I'm not really one to go get super high.

So I was like, what is happening? I get to the airport. I'm like, I'll get a massage that will calm me down. It made me more high. I was like, okay, I'm going to go. I'm like, I put my like arms up and legs up, and I'm like, I'll just get a nice little massage. I had 10 minutes to board,

and I asked for a 15-minute massage. Clearly not thinking. And I'm like, where am I? I'm going to have a nice little sleep. Oh, I'm getting a massage. Where am I? I'm in the airport. Okay.

So then I'm in the Delta Lounge, and I'm, again, getting more high still at this point, and I know I have to get on a plane for five hours. Jason is just feeling fine at home being like, yeah, I just had like three really big meetings and, like, crushing life. And I'm like, I can't function. I'm so high at the airport. So then I come out of this massage, and they're like paging me, like, Caitlin Bristow. Caitlin Bristow, if you're here, the flight is closing, like whatever.

And I'm like, ooh, buffet. So I go to the Delta Lounge buffet and just load up my plate, knowing that I'm going to miss my flight. And then something registered, and I'm like, oh, shit, no, I've got to get on the flight. What am I doing? So I put the plate of food down, go get on my flight, and I'm like, oh, God, am I going to panic? Is this going to be like one of those stories where I panic

and have a complete panic attack on a plane because I'm so high and everybody's going to know. I probably smell like it. Edibles don't smell. And I was freaking out. And then I got on the plane. Slut the whole five hours. Thank you.

Thanks. I know that's a really great story. We land in Seattle yesterday. And the first thing Caitlin says is, can we go get edibles? Jesus Christ. Big edible guy now. I love it.

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So I'm like, why don't we talk about how you got to Seattle because Jason lived here for two years? And it's a very fascinating story. So I think we'll touch on that. And then the fact that when we met and we did a podcast and we were. weren't anything. There's just mad fucking chemistry. We kind of got into like, you know, your journey and what you, what you strive for and what actually makes you happy and what you've got going on now in life kind of ties into all that. So how did Jason Michael Tardock go from Buffalo, New York to the West Coast

Seattle? I'll tell you. Where nobody wears blazers and nobody is obsessed with Hot Wings and the Bills. Let's go. My guy out there. Let's do it. By the way, confessions, I can't wait for Blake's kid. Blake's going to have a great confession.

Blake is going to be our confession guy. Did you guys ever hear his confession on my last podcast? I'll never be able to beat that. Yeah, I'll never be able to beat that confession. Oh, my God. If you heard that, it's, yeah. I love it. So who in the room has, has anybody transferred here?

or is everyone from Seattle? Everybody transferred? Yeah. So when I came out to Seattle, they had asked me, I lived in Rochester right outside of Buffalo. Hey!

Wow, this crowd is awesome. I'm going to say the most boring shit, and they'd be like, I know. It's amazing. I love you guys. No, but it was a career move, and they asked me to come out to Seattle,

and I kid you not, I had to pull, like, shame on me. I had to pull out the map and be like, Seattle. And I literally took the rule. I'm like, this is, hang on, hang on, we all learn.

Oh, please, you guys know nothing in Canada. You don't know where Alberta is. Unbelievable. Eight of you. I said, you don't know where Alberta is? She goes, I love Vancouver. That's awesome. Yes.

I don't even know. this group is ready for like part we need to get like ready to get fetched yeah so anyway so I come out to Seattle and I'm like you know I was chasing everything I was chasing like the career and the money and the title and everything else and I came out here and it was it's the most beautiful place I've literally set my eyes on it's unbelievable but in Buffalo we don't have much going like all we do is watch football play hockey and drink and eat wings so I got here and everyone loves to watch football

P.S. Yeah. Big win tonight. And Seattle wins in overtime today. Tonight. Holy shit, this place is awesome. The long story short, there was a huge opportunity to move across the country and I did. And I learned

so, anybody out here that is transferred to another area, another job, you really learn a lot about yourself, right? And I think that's a lot of what like Caitlin, like, advocates in her message, right? It doesn't matter who you are, where you are, what you do, never conform to anybody else, always be yourself and be true to who you are.

Thank you. If you are on the path that everybody else is on, you're doing it wrong. You're doing it wrong, exactly. And so when I moved out here, I was actually, I was pretty like lost, right? Because I would, it's funny, I put my suit on, I felt good about my title and my job and everything else. But I came home and I just didn't, I had nothing. I was like, it was one of these moments where I had everything I wanted, my paycheck, my title, everything I could ask for.

But I came home and I just had no identity. Yeah. And then I got a call from The Bachelorette when I'm hung over on a Sunday. Now here's my question So you did all these moves You're trying to find your identity You think who out there thinks like Well if I have this job and I have this title

And I have this boyfriend and I have this look I'm going to be happy Thank you for lying But it's just I've thought it We've all thought it You think that you know what happiness looks like And you don't and the more you chase it The more you realize that that's not fulfilling your soul

entered going on The Bachelor. This will fulfill me. So my question to you is I can't picture, my phone's going off, I can't picture you signing yourself up for The Bachelor. Yeah, so I did this Bachelor auction back in Rochester, New York, and it was for Gilda's Club. Gilda Radner, anyone know it? It's a comedian, and she died abruptly of ovarian cancer.

And so they created this foundation for any families or children undergoing cancer treatment to support them. So they bring out 30 guys in the area and they say come dance do a song and we're going to bid you we're going to bid you for a date Which is right up your alley. That's one way to get money for a charity and we rocked the shit out of it So I do this in March of 2017 and I there's 30 guys I came out to old time rock and roll I was working it Jacket came off things were great and whatever I earned the most money that day But it was October it was like I don't know months later that the Bachelorette called me and I was convinced I was 100% sure that it was

fraud because they're like listen we're interested in you we got a video we want you to go fill out this form and on this form we want to know everything in the world about you so I thought it was fraud but the reason I ended up doing it was just because like in life I was like I was 29 I'd move four times I was single I'm like you know what like why not the hell not and what what made Blake what made you do it yeah yeah I was the same way I uh my mom and sister nominated me actually and I thought for sure it was fake I didn't even answer it the first time I was like no way yeah like who calls me from LA ignored the call and then listen to the voicemail and the same thing it was like we got this picture of you like we'd love to talk and I was in the same

place as you I didn't hate my job I didn't hate where I was but I felt like I was like I need something new I need something I don't know I need something to push me forward and so I was like why not is why not it was why not is always I'm sure you guys can relate in so many things you do in life when something presents itself in front of you and you think why not? Bachelorette, a whole other element but seriously why not? And I've been very honest about this and in my story is that I'm like

holy shit I could maybe sit up on a stage in front of 750 people later in life and drink wine and just entertain. Yeah, hell yeah. Living the dream. I love it. If anyone told me, I remember everybody, if you know me, you know that Ellen DeGeneres is my hall pass. I would eat her box. That's my girl. I would.

I would, just for the story. There's the headline for this podcast. That confession, yeah, that confession. But I remember her holding up a picture of me and. talking to crystals and being like, what do you think about? Caitlin. And I was like, if I went on that show for any reason, it's for this moment right here. But I will say, just as I continue to go on and on, meeting you and everything that we have and just podcasts, like, I'm like, this is why I was meant to go on the show. I feel like every little twist and turn you take in your life, every time

you go outside of your little comfort zone, zone, it's going to take you to a place that you didn't think you would get to. For sure. Ramen. I heard he made an appearance out here earlier. What a little attention horror. I love it.

He's like his mom. Anyways, so you went on the show. Who was rooting for Jason to be the bachelor? Wow. Oh. Blake's chair here. The funny thing, it blake. And Blake.

I kind of wish it was me. No, the thing is, Blake was too heartbroken. You couldn't, like, root for him to find love because you're like, he still loves Becca. It's fucked up. Yeah, it's still f***ed up. But Jason was like,

Guy didn't even get a fantasy suite. Like, let's get him three. I can say that now because he didn't get it. Oh, boy. But I was rooting for him to be the Bachelor the whole time. I'm like, this is what the Bachelor world needs. like we keep giving them the Colton's, I love Colton

but we keep giving them the like girl next door, guy next door, the all-American sweet arts we need like intelligence I'm like digging myself a grave here but I mean I just thought of Jason as like a different sort of person that could really add value

to the show so when we met I'm like God this guy needs to be the bachelor and you were like God I'm so in love with Kaylin. Okay, sadly we don't have much time left together so let's just like, Blake, stop wheeling.

Oh, I'm DJing. DJing. I'm DJ. Is that how you say it? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? I'm DJing. You know, one of the best takeaways of this podcast is Caitlin and I had the first half and second half planned out and the first half was going to be

pretty like detailed about our relationship and we're like, wait a second. We got a detour. Everybody knows that. These people are, like, having way too much fun. We're not getting serious. You guys are amazing. All right, if you've been listening to the pod,

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Alexis, I say. see one question in here literally one is that it what happened okay I guess I'll have to make some up okay I'm so I'm gonna pick truth or drink this goes to Jason Tardack who is your hall pass oh don't answer that it's a trap Boom. Tell us your hall pass. I already know who it is. Let's play the guessing game.

She kind of looks like you. Holy shit, these guys are good. Jennifer Aniston? Oh, yeah. It'd be a toss-up between the pink Power Ranger and Jennifer Aniston, but Jennifer Aniston would win. What? I thought it was Jessica Beale. Jennifer Aniston.

Okay. That's why you were all over me the other day when we were being Ross and Rachel for Halloween. A little aggressive that night. That backfired. Okay, Blake, who's your hall pass? We have to have a girlfriend to have a hall pass. Oh. You have two girlfriends right now. It's up to you at this way. Okay.

Okay, if you did have a girlfriend, who would be your hall pass? Blake Lively. Oh, good one. It's weird, though. We're both Blake, so that's a little weird, but I love the name Blake for a girl. Can I ask you a question? Would you say her name in the bedroom? Oh, Blake.

Blake, if there was... No, you're better. No, you're better. So, Blake, if there was one person in Bachelor Nation that you had interest in, who would it be? Blake's like, do you have an hour? Blake, shut up, Caitlin. Can we get an answer on that? No, you cannot.

Gabe, I have a question for you. I feel like you're a good sport. Is the stage coach thing like fucking old, or are you like, eh, it's kind of funny. I mean, I'm leaning in. Like, I'm just leaning on. to lean into it. Yeah, I'm leaning in. Because, like, yeah. Can we ask you something? I'm going to

stagecoach. I'm fucking going to stagecoach. Everybody's trying to get me to say me and not know. You are stagecoach. I'm getting paid. Blake, we need to start our own festival. Let's make some money. I'm headlining, clearly. No, Blake, this is now your brand. Like, you have to build your brand.

Your brand is to be some sort of festival where people meet. It's like the online dating of music festivals. Yeah. And we all get in for free. Nobody makes any money. It's going to be great. But who, but in all seriousness, is there

one girl in Bachelor World that you're like my unicorn? I'm just yelling things. I mean, no, honestly, like, I'll be honest. The, like, going in before, so I didn't really watch the show before too much. But like my Abastronation Crush when I went to Bachelors Nation was Christina. Shulman. It was. It was. Yeah. I'm just

going to say that. I mean, it didn't work out. It didn't work out. But. Mixed reactions. Yeah, it was an interesting reaction. Mixed reactions. What? This is a, all right, let's know. Let's be nice. Wait, yeah, we got to be nice because we're like women empowering women. We're like, yeah, not maybe, maybe not for you, but yeah, for somebody else. is it a weird this is a weird comment but i'm going to put it out there cool let's get weird like blake katelyn and i katelyn's a i'm z i'm z she's a i see a lot of differences in you and hannah b so i mean would you hit that interesting would you

would you hit that would you accept a date with hannah b one i want Yeah. You heard it here first, baby. Now the two girlfriends we pick for her. We're trying to create some contestory. Hannah-Bee is getting shipped with, like, everybody, though. Like, that's, yeah, I feel bad for her. Okay, let's play a game.

Let's play ship or sink. We're going to name people in Bachelor Nation, and you're going to ship them or you're going to sink that shit. Are you ready? You have to say very good. clearly let me let me hear a sink let me hear a ship okay Blake and Hannah B oh there's a little time one more time we need a more clear answer there okay wait wait we're gonna take sides of the room this half answer first sink or ship

holy shit all together I think I think it's a little shit Shink. I think we got a shink. That was, that was, wow. Okay, fair. Next one, that was good. I like this game. Okay. Yeah, this is fun. My next couple is...

No me. Stop looking at me. Oh, no. Don't worry, I'm past it. Mike T. Who the hell's Mike T? Oh, wait, what's the same? It's not T. P? Not T, you mean...

Who is Mike T? Big Mike? Big Mike? Big Mike? Big Mike. Yeah, Mike. Yeah, yeah, not, I don't think it's... Oh, oh, Mike Johnson. Jay, Jay, sorry. Mike, Jay, Mike Johnson, and Demi Lovato.

Wow. Oh, whoa. I'm shocked by that. I'm shocked. I'm going to be your least favorite person in the room right now. Sink that shit. Demi is queen. I like Mike.

actually wanted him to be the bachelor. Keep going. Keep going. Okay. Um, I'm sad to say this one, but Demi and Christian. Oh. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're sinking? Well, we will listen. Well, I know they're not together. I'm, I just sit them. You're talking about, you're, you're talking about the comeback. You're saying should they get back together. Batsler nation couples, people, either if they're together or not, would I ship them or would I sink them? I think Demi and Christian were so great and I'm really upset about

their breakup. Demi and Nick Bile. Wow. I asked that again. Ask that. I ship that one. He's a secret ship one. I want to see what they say. I ship that. I think they'd be super cute. I shipped that too. I shipped it. I think

perfect. Mass made in heaven. If you guys want to fly out to L.A. Nick is my guest in L.A. It's going to be interesting. But I totally ship him and Demi. Okay, who else? This is fun. Andy Dorfman and...

Tyler C. I was just going to say that. They both love to run. Tyler C. and Hannah B. No. No. Tyler C and anyone I date the guy Should we confess

Yeah My confession is that I would date Tyler C no I'm just kidding I'm joking I just said it because Jason said it Jason came home one day and said That's my girl You came home

Jason came home one day and went Tyler's hot I would date that guy He's good He'd DM me the other day He goes, you're hot I was like oh Thanks bro

That could be your confession No Tyler and I were Tyler and everybody When you called him and he put you on speaker There's your confession Oh he Oh that was bad That's a good one I mean yeah we could do that

He said public house Oh my God, call him. I don't know if he'll answer. You could try. I don't know if he'll answer. Let's try him. Yeah, you could try him. I don't know if he'll answer.

Heels me. So he is, so he did the New York City Marathon today. And he does have an event at Public House. So it's unlikely he'll pick up, but why the fuck not pick up? Odds are very low. Why don't you FaceTime? Okay. Oh, great call.

Great call. My mom. Tyler. Hello. Hi. Tyler, I am in front of 1,000 individuals that live in Seattle, Washington that fucking love you. Tell my dad, hello. Where are you right now?

I'm in front of New York. Okay. Ask him, ask him. If he knows how... All right. So, we got a question for you. Ask him if he knows how many girls like him more than a friend. Anybody else have a question?

Ask him. Here, let me have... Tyler. Taylor, hang on. Caitlin wants to say hello. Tyler, I love you. Hey, Tyler. What's up?

Okay, so we're doing a live podcast right now, and the ladies obviously are big Tyler C girls. and we just want to know if there's anyone out there in the world that you like right now more than a friend. No, no, no, no, don't say that. Anyone you're crushing on? Jason Tardick.

Yes. I totally understand. Okay, thanks, Tyler. We love you. We love you. They were calling for you, Tyler, C. They wanted to just hear your voice. Say you love Seattle, Washington.

I love Seattle, Washington. And Seattle loves you, brother. Congrats on the marathon, and we'll talk soon. Thanks, brother. See ya. All right. You know me. Let's be real for a second.

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I have some questions from the crowd that you guys put in earlier. We didn't confess, though. He did. I did. I did. I'm going to, okay. You didn't confess. For KB.

Did she confess? Friends, TV. Okay, fine. Really quickly, we need to wrap up. I'm trying to get off the stage here. I don't want to. It's, but it's the laws. My confession is that the other day, I told you guys, he called me out on all my Botox bruises, but at the same time, he was like, honey, you smell. And I was like, I'm trying to switch to natural deodorant. I'm trying to, I'm trying to do the whole, like, the right thing. I'm trying to, like, not put deodorant. It's been for, four weeks. And, yeah, it's four disgusting weeks. And, yeah, it's not good. It's not good. Does anybody else try natural deodorant, not there?

Do you guys have any brands you could endorse for us? Does it work? Yeah? You have a good one. Always keeping it real? Oh, Holly's keeping it real. Okay. I'm looking into that because I stink. What?

If you guys have any organic natural deodorant that works, DM Caitlin. Apparently, I smell bad. That was my confession that I just smell bad. Kate, what's your confession? So I got a good confession. It involves Blake, so this is good. Yeah, it involves Blake. I like to stand up. So this one time.

What are you fucking Amy Sumer? I like standing up to tell. stand up. Go on. So Blake is telling me he's got, he's been seeing this girl. I said girl, not plural, he's seeing this girl, and he's going on a date with her. And so he's getting fired up. He's all excited. I was like, well, how do you prepare for dates? Because everybody prepares differently. And Blake is like, I do this, I do this, I do this, and then I take four scoos of pre-workout.

I was like, what? Wait, yes, yes, questionable. Four, what the f***? So he says he takes four scoops of pre-workout. Mind you, if you take one scoop of pre-workout, you're fucking like, you can't be stopped. He takes four. So it's like, well, what's that about?

Well, it makes my, it gets the blood flow going. I'm fucking popping, left, right, and center. I'm like, I sat back. For the first time in my life, I said, Blake you are a fucking genius for the guys in the room

yeah have you guys ever taken pre-workout before not girls that's weird no you should try it and that was the last time

last time I called Blake a genius anyway apparently that's the modern day Viagra so Blake I know, you don't even know. So, you know, Caitlin's got, you know, she travels everywhere.

She's got a lot of shit going on. I'm home. I was like, you know what? I want to get a nice chest workout. It's going to be good. So it was like 8 o'clock. Caitlin lands at 10.30. I'm like, I'm going to prescribe to the Blake method here.

I take my, I know explode. I break the label. I throw in one scoop, two scoop. I'm like, I'd never do this. Three, four, let's go. Give it the old shit. Shakearooski, let's have a day. And I had the best workout I've ever

had in my life. So, Caitlin, Caitlin lands around 10 that night, and I had the best, like, my chest is pumping, I'm ready to go. I did a steam mat. You know the thing that guys do with their chest

where it's like, he was doing that with his ball sack. I love. Pim, be, bim, bim, boom,

bam, bim, bim, bim, Meanwhile, this is Caitlin. So, Caitlin lands at 10.30. She Uber's home. I get back from the gym at 1115, like, let's have a night. I have four scoops.

I'm scared, are you? Four scoops, Jason, is too. Two scoops too many. Four scoops too many. What I forgot to calculate in the equation was that Delta offers free red wine to Caitlin the hole right home. I passed out.

So me, my four scoops of protein and the good one-hour chest workout said, you, Blake. Stupid, stupid. I didn't sleep much that night, and I will never take pre-workout again. I'll make up for it tonight. Hey! Oh, my God, I love you guys.

You're, like, cheering me on for my sex life. I'm right next door to you guys. I'd rather you didn't. What room are you? I'm going to get a scoop tonight. I'm not going to send my room. That was quite the storytelling. I felt like I was right there.

I wasn't. I was very passed out. but I felt like from your storytelling, I was right there. All right, all right. I got one question from the crowd, Katie. Well, only one. How close can you get to doing the splits? Where is my best friend, Bessie Cat?

I asked my best friend Bessie, she's here, and I said, what should my confession be? She goes, that you think you're a stripper in your past life and that you do the splits everywhere you go. So in my 20s, she was like my right-hand man. Everybody in Vancouver called us tall and small, and we got into some shit. So when I asked her about, like, what should my confession be? She was like, I just don't even go there. Okay, how are we, what's up?

Are we done? That's my girl. Do you like two more questions from the crowd? Oh, do I? Yeah. Okay, yeah. Let's do a couple more questions. You guys, can I just say, I just get emotional.

Jason, no, I'm not going to do this. I'll get emotional after it. Okay, go. Jason, would you ever move back to Seattle? Louder, because then he'll, he will. Not a lot of woos. Would you move to Seattle? Kayla will move to Seattle.

We could have a nice little place in Capitol Hill, go party the night away. I personally love Seattle. I lived in Vancouver for 11 years. My best friend, Bessie Cats here. I would thrive in Seattle. It's very chill. I want to have babies, so yes. I will say this, and I mean it.

There is no place in the world, like the Pacific Northwest. I mean, it is unbelievable. It is unbelievable. Wait, while I saw my mind, where's Kristen that yelled out the... Oh, that was you! Oh, that was you! Hi! I told you I would give you a shout out, and I was like, shit, I just remembered.

No, you're the best. Love you. Thank you. Go on. Another one. Okay. K.B., which friend's character would you be? Rachel. Okay. That's just because he said Jennifer Anderson, I feel.

I will always say Rachel to the dad. Keep going. Fair enough. Fair enough. Jason. Oh, both of you. What was your favorite part about being on the show to both of you? All right, so I'm going to get a little deep for one. I'm going to get serious for a second. Okay.

For a second. I know it's boring. Let him get deep, guys. No, I'm going to get deep, though, because you can experience it. All the way. So I went into the show, and I had been broken down and beat up before, but, like, most guys you probably have, like, dated in your life, I was, I'm fucking fine. I'm great. I am doing just fine.

I'm just fine. And I went into the show like that. And you have interviews, and they try and break you down. They try and talk to you, like normal humans. And I'm like, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. And after week two, they're like, after week two, they're like, you're just a, you're a broken guy. And I was like, no, I'm not, like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, wiping a tear. I'm like, chest up, I'm fine.

And she's, I remember, and you know who it was that interviewed me, she shut the cameras off. She's like, Jason, like, you have issues. You're broken. That's f*** producers. I know. Immediately the cameras are rolling again. You're like, no, because I was smart enough to walk out.

I'm like, oh. No, but anyway, like the biggest part about... They do break you down. The biggest part about the show is like, you imagine a world, like, seriously, for one second, no phone, no family, no internet, no TV, nothing. It was the first time in my life I had time to really self-reflect and, like, look at my life and where I've been

and what I've done and why I've done it. And I had this realization that my entire 29 years, for most of it, I did it for people other than myself. And that I had been, I had my heart broken and I wasn't, like, willing to accept that. And I just wasn't comfortable with the person I was. And, like, it all hit me in one quick interview. And for me, that was the biggest thing. Because, like, before the show, nothing could break me.

I was a tough, like, I was like, I'll never break, I'll never cry. After the show, like, I watch the dumbest shit. And, like, people are like, I love you. I'm like, what I'm amazing. I would cry during commercials after the show. Like, a commercial would come on and I'd start crying. Like, the show breaks you down. It really breaks you down.

In the best way. Like, I know I chirp shit all the time and be like, this person. But at the end of the day, like, that show really makes you look at who you. look at who you are, what your issues are, what your past has been, what your relationships have been, what you want out of life. And they really dive deep and you're like, this is a stupid show. And then by the end of it, you're like, I don't know who I am. So that's the thing I would recommend everyone. Like, you don't get to go on a show like this.

But if you just even take like a day, 24 hours and put your phone away, and like I know how difficult that is and just like self-reflect, you will learn so much about yourself. And to me, the biggest takeaway was that. Like, I learned more about myself in two and a half months than I could have ever imagined, ever. Yeah. So that was cool. It's so crazy, because just the last little tie-up note here,

Jason is starting this, like, restart program where it's about, like, your health, wealth, and happiness, and it's just he's one of the smartest people I've ever met my life, and you're very good with, obviously, finances, with, like, your heart being happy. Your friend is a cardiologist who's really knowledgeable about health. And we talked, and I thought Jason knew everything about me. And he's like, we would love to interview you for one of our, like,

first YouTube series for this health wellness and happiness, like, restart program. And I was like, you know everything about me. Like, good luck to you, sir. This is going to be a very boring episode. Everybody knows everything. And by the end of it, I was like, and I was addicted to ballium at one point. my life and you can laugh because I was but I'm over it and I really was like oh oh no it's okay thank you for saying that but I really like I realized my struggles and what I went through in life

and I was like no I've had it pretty good you know like I don't want to complain I've had a pretty good life but when you really dive deep or or think about what you've been through and where you get to you're like you get a little like sense of pride and you're proud of yourself so no matter where you are right now in life or you have been or where you plan ongoing just know that there's like something could happen to you tomorrow where it just changes your life or what you've gone through and you think it's so hard it's you're going to thank that time in your life for where you're going to be later in life yeah and if I mean this is this is this is Caitlin show this is Kaylin I love it I love it but what you guys probably don't know

and this is a total buzzkill but Caitlin has gone through like she had a great upbringing and the biggest probably adversity that she ever faced was that her parents got divorced. But at 18, like what, again, what people don't know is like one thing we do in this world is we idolize the powerful, the rich, and the famous. We love them. We want to hear from them. We want to picture with them. We want to like their photo. But no one really takes much time to understand like where they've come from and why they're there. And I think a quick testament to Caitlin is at 18, Caitlin lost her best friend in a car accident. Her rider died from age three and on. And with her in her 20s, she kind of detoured and she took life changes and she went

all over the place. And it's weird for me to talk about, but she went to follow a guy who was playing hockey in Germany and cheers for her to support his career and the relationship didn't work out. And at 28, Caitlin was in Vancouver, no joke, living not a dollar to her name. She had been in Germany, given everything to her boyfriend, and now she has all her belongings in a hockey bag like unbelievable trying to find a place to stay and her friends let her sleep

at her couch this is 28 and six years five years later and by the way at 28 trying to just like she was I thought my life was over scrapping for a waitress job and she's learning a menu at 28

and a dollar in a pocket and the reason I tell that is because I think that like change absolutely brings opportunity to just break the blueprint that you're on and find such success. And Caitlin, the one thing, real quickly, is that Caitlin always, let's go. She always had, that's the one thing, only 5% of people actually have a goal in life. So I ask everyone that walks out of here, like, what's your goal?

Caitlin at 21 had a goal. She knew what she wanted to be. She wanted to be Ellen DeGeneres. She wanted to be the Ryan C. Christ of women. She wanted to host a podcast in a radio talk show that empowers women and changes people's lives regardless of what people say is right or wrong. That was her vision at 21, right? She always knew what that goal was, but at 28,

she was found living out of a goddamn hockey bag asking her friends to go to a couch. And it's five years later, and I'm pumping her tires, but I'm going to do it, and I'm only doing it for her benefit. In her social media following, she has over 3 million followers. She has a podcast that gets 500,000 to a million. and a half downloads. She is nominated for 2019 pop podcast of the year with Joe Rogan, Jonathan Vanness. She is a scrunchy line right now where on eBay scrunchies are selling for $150,000 because of the

demand. She has a wine label. The list goes on. And the point here isn't to say that Caitlin Bristow is a hero or a goddess. The point is to say that change is going to find every single. one of us and every single one of you and how you're resilient, adaptable to change and how you say no matter what change comes my way, I'm going to find my fucking way, I'm going to make it happen, is going to make you be where you want to be. And everyone here can fucking do that. And Caitlin's an example. And you guys are an example. And it's a beautiful, beautiful thing. What a way to end the show. I love you so much. And to all the vinos and everyone out there. I love you guys. And what she's done.

and what we're here to do, it's awesome. I love it. I love you guys so, so much. I love you. Blake, I seriously, every time I pinch myself before I come out here, and all my girlfriends are like, the stage was always yours,

but now you don't have to share it because I get up with anyone. There'd be like a band playing. I'd be like, eh, ha, ha, ha, ha. I'd, like, find my way on there and be like, no, Caitlin. Like, I do not take this lately. I appreciate every single one of you

that are sitting in these chairs and up there, I cannot believe the community that we have here and I just, whether you know it or not, I love each and every single one of you and I just am so grateful for this whole crew right here right now. Sponsors for this week's drunk dial are Hulu. Hulu has the TV that you love all for only $5.99 a month. Go to Hulu.com and start your free trial.

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