Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Drunk Dial: Lion Queen in the concrete jungle

Episode Date: March 29, 2019

On this week's drunk dial Kaitlyn is joined by Jason Tartick as they talk about the most recent live show which has Jason impressed, Kaitlyn does an amazing car horn impression, and an attempted prank call goes happily awry. Buffy - Check out Buffy.CO and enter code VINE for $20 off your comforter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Not our Chinatown. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you drunk up. Welcome to Drunk Dial. I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow. Before anything, let's talk about comfort. You know how much we love our sleep? Yes, we do. You know that new comforter that I have?

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And enter promo code Vine for $20 off a Buffy Comforter. Drunkalding is usually like a bad thing. Like you don't want to drink and dial, but I feel like this is a really good thing. I think this is what, you've done some smart things in your day. Yeah. This is one of my smart. It's brilliant. Really?

I love it. Why? Because it's just like a little 20 minute, like let's have a drink and shoot the shit and answer people's questions. It's quick. It's funny. It engages your listeners. And I think through this, you've learned that your listeners are pretty badass. Okay.

They're the most badass. They're awesome. I feel like I'm getting more and more inappropriate and raunchy as like my podcasting goes on. because I see what I'm doing with with people that are listening. I'm like, yes, I can go there. Oh, my God. I remember when we did our first podcast

when I met you, I got out of that podcast and I talked to my mom every day and I called her. I'm like, you're going to love this. You got to listen to it. Then after our live podcast in New York, Mom, please don't listen. Mom, do not download that.

For the love of God, mom, don't listen. So I think your trend is on. Well, I also, I was thinking about that because I got a nasty little DM, which we all do. Oh, yeah. And one girl said, ew, you should be so ashamed of yourself and so embarrassed.

Jason's mom's going to hear it. I'm like, yeah, my dad probably will too. But they all understand that this is also a show. Like, you know, does Amy Schumer go on stand up and mean all the nasty things she says? No. Shut up. Horn or in New York. This is going to be hard to have a quiet podcast.

We get it, okay. We get it. But, you know, she doesn't mean everything. She says it's a performance almost. And it's like, we're just being funny. Plus, you know what? Actually, you know what I am, Ron. That's you.

Kailen Bristow is unorthodox and fun and loving, down to earth and relatable. And that's what you are. So you do you, but I will say there is an element. Because even me, like, there is an element when you're in front of all those people. Because it's not. Like a live one. It's just not about a detailed conversation one-on-one. You have 500 people in front of you that are looking for some entertainment.

So I feel like you've got to bring the heat. And we did. Oh, my God. We brought it. And it's also really hard because the more tequila that people send me, the more inappropriate I get. That's true. I told people I wanted to bang you on the stage. Oh, God.

I'm going to be honest, I had so much fun last night. And the crowd was amazing. And we had guests come up and they were fantastic. But I will say, I'm even a little nervous to listen to it back. I am too because I don't remember the last half. I was actually we were having wine like in the green room drinks and then I you know I usually have a little shot of tequila before I go out feel like okay go out there I'm already a little bit like I'm trying to think of a funny word what do you guys say in Buffalo about getting drunk we get hammered I say clobber knocked smashed I'm trying to think of what I was trying to think of a funny one but my brain isn't functioning very well today okay but I was already a little bit wasted when I got out there and then people are sending up tequila shots

and then I'm, you were kind of on fire last night so I was trying to keep up with you but the spring break tour has just been lit skis. It's been litzy and you you warned me like, okay. We get it with your horn buddy, relax. Easy on the horn. It's funny. See, I don't know what honks her horn. But you know, you kind of

prep me. You're like, listen, I've seen wild and fun Jay and I've seen very serious business Jay. I need you to bring the wild and fun jay and you did i put my briefcase down yesterday yeah you did and i clocked out of work and i was ready to go you were you got right into like off the vine mode i was in off the vine mode you were a little even more than i was which i was just i you made me fall out of my chair

from laughing so hard i think twice twice i also got jason knows this about me but i'm like a very competitive person as like you know sure i never lose paper rocks no Rock paper scissors. Never. Never. Ever. Like, it's a weird thing, and I just, I always win. And so that's another reason you could tell I had too much tequila last night.

I lost to a vino. Yeah, because, I mean, you and I play game after game after game, Monopoly, anything. And I'm sorry, a little humble brag, usually whoop your ass. I usually do. I don't whoop it. You don't whoop it. You're obviously going to be good at Monopoly. You're a banker.

Okay. So usually, you're right. Usually I win, though. Can you mean, is that fair? Yeah. Rock paper. getting better and it's not a day

if I don't hit the here that Caleb Bristow like what do we call garg, it's like a gargle? Teradactyl Teradactal. Anyway, the rock paper scissors. Literally I can never I don't know that I've honestly ever beat you. So yesterday we're there

we got talking into it and I challenge someone to come up and take you on one on one rock paper scissors and something I've also never seen in my life is you got sweat That's how hand you must have been Just laying on the horn other? Yeah, I yeah

It was a shutout It was unreal Do you want to know funny story when I was little I used to think shut out was a bad word Because watching hockey with like all my boy cousins and my dad It was like you don't say it's a shutout until it's over Because then you jinx it That's hilarious

And so I always thought shut out was a bad word And so when I was little like really little i got mad at my sister and i wanted to swear and i was just so angry and i said shut out haley it was like something bad that when you just told that story reminded me there was one time with my uncle we're at a christmas party i was five years old and he was driving i think we were going to my grandpas and i get in the door and i must have done something a little clumsy as per usual and he says jason come on now use your noodle will you and my response back to him oh uncle Dave I'm not using my noodle I thought like my piece you know

whatever you call it I would think the same thing five years old actually what do you call hammer what you call that hammer and bumple always say peace she that horn is it's actually like an orchestra what's funny is this is so is it Murphy's Lawzo that is like it was actually quiet during your nap time correct and then is soon as we turn on the podcast, it's like, whee-h-h-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Okay. This reminds me a dumb and dumber scene.

Okay. Oh, now we got sirens. Now we got sirens. But what were we just saying? Oh, five years old. No. Yeah. Thank you for taking a red eye and coming in to be with me in New York and be a guest on

my podcast. Oh, that was amazing. New York was really in for a treat when they got you. It was unbelievable. I feel the sirens are very authentic to the, like, yeah, this is, it's almost like we set it up. but I will thank you thank you appreciate it new yoke what you were going to say I will say

I honestly these sirens are so in my head I honestly forgot reset let's get the question I can't focus with all these horns in the background also oh we were talking about thank you for taking a red eye we had so much fun that you like New York got to have you as a guest that was really exciting oh yeah so yeah it was so much fun had such a blast I know I was so like I was honestly so nervous about it for some reason but we had just so much fun the banter was was fire and uh and your brother and his husband came out and the cool thing yeah i didn't they told me my brother couldn't make it and he actually wasn't

supposed to make and he got out of his business dinner last minute and surprised us on stage yeah and it was just so much fun and they came up and they had so funny because because i was like when you told me your brother was going to be in the audience i was like oh my gosh like is he aware that i get like rated r and talk about like my my tampons and my period and like say stuff about banging you like is this going to be fine and you were like yeah it's fine and i got so nervous so when you said he wasn't or he couldn't make it i was like okay that's okay i can go there that i can go there and then all of a sudden they're like we have a surprise guess i look or i'm like oh shit i'm like well Stephen's about to know how ronchy i really am meet the family here we go

he kind of appreciated it i think he appreciates it he thinks your he's my brother's very smart sophisticated funny but after it he's just like she's just brilliant and what she does she's just brilliant she's great he goes i didn't realize you know how raunchy it was but she's amazing it kind of feels like i'm doing stand-up when i'm out there because i do i will you know to my own for a second i'm pretty quick you are quick and i think another thing everybody should know out there is you are very confident you're quick you're well-spoken you're funny but even you and you've done a ton of these you were pretty nervous backstage and I think the point of that is

is that it is human nature to have anxiety to be nervous even when you're so good at what you do it's a good thing you just got to channel that energy the right way it would be weird if I wasn't nervous correct yeah but I do get like a little like I'm going to poop my pants feeling

before I go out there like which I've had all day today you know Jason I really took our relationship to the next level today because I've been throwing up out of my butt and we had to go get emodium together, right? Wow. We did.

What? Like poop is not a normal topic on this podcast? We were really on the trajectory throwing up out of my life. Well, it was. You know what, though? I agree. We did take, we took a step in our relationship. We got a modium.

But you were so cute. But you were so nervous. You made me get the emotium and walk to the cashier. I know you think I would have, like, confidence and not care. I was like, I made Jason take it up to the cashier. And then I said, and then I wanted to pay for it. Typical Caitlin fashion.

Yeah. She comes up so I give it to the cashier. And Caitlin's like, you know what, honey? I'm going to buy this for you. And she took out her card to pay for the emodium. That's hers. I wanted to look like you at diarrhea, not me. Before we get to questions, you guys know every car comes with its share of stories

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Well, that's a cute last name. Tinklenberg. It's like cute and then really German. It's like Tinkleberg. Ticklenberg. Love that name. She asks, who is your celebrity crushes? Now, I think everybody knows this about me

because I always talk about it's Paul Rudd and Ellen DeGeneres. And obviously, Chris, but anyways i'll tell you what you're getting a little sweaty when chris pratt was around at the tiger wood's charity event yeah yeah him too who but yours is jessica beale right yes jessica beale is just i think she's just stunning she is stunning absolutely like naturally but the other one too is jennifer lawrence oh jennifer lawrence is beautiful but i love i just love her corkiness and her authenticity like she seems so cool yeah and then in spirit with game of thrones um with game

My Throne's starting April, what is it, April 1st? I don't know. I've never watched it. I'm blanking on her name. How dare me. It's Sanzah Stark, but I think it's, I'm going to cover it. It doesn't matter. It's Sonsa Stark.

I just don't know her name. Oh, okay. Well, she's your other, what does she look like? She, in the show, she has fair skin. I believe she's a red head. Oh, boy. She's a beautiful girl. And I think in real life, she has blonde hair.

Anyway, moving on, you're my celebrity crush. I always say that too. If you ask me, I'm like, Jason Tardick. Andy Leacock asks, where the heck does Lion King fall into your relationship with Jason? I love it, but I can't help it and I want to know. So I think we talked about this last night on the live podcast. So you might hear this story twice in a row from us, so I apologize. But it's that so many weird things.

I read a book about the universe. And I think I've talked about this on the podcast. podcast before where all these signs were happening between us when we met and i was like i think the universe is trying to tell me that jason like is supposed to be in my life and he told me i remind him of nala from the lion king i was watching line king at the same time jason was watching the lion king and we both didn't know it and then we started putting each other in our phones as simba and nala and then it just became our thing it was just like a thing it's also my favorite movie and it's your favorite but you really do look like nala i love that you do there's any celebrity out there that i'd

want to look like it would be nala and then there's a ton of stories that correlate back to simba and nala so right we just ran with it and you're in his nala in my phone still and with the uh with that a little emoji yeah yeah i think that's pretty cute my sister made us mugs you're cute oh yeah yeah i have those are awesome you also there there was a simba nala mug and then a best uh auntie ever mug just so you know i'm uh ashley dobson asked if you could have one wish granted what would it be world peace oh gosh i'm joking i mean that is a good one but i don't know one wish one to me the one thing i've been saying lately because i've heard of a lot of tragic stories that are just heart-wrenching um if you have your health you honestly have everything right so something correlated

to just healthy family friends and people around you yeah i would wish to cure cancer yeah oh god that would be of me cancer. Yeah, that is what my one wish would be, totally. Okay, so Nicole Frank asks, what's one style or piece of clothing that you love, but you're scared to try or don't feel like you could pull it off? This is hilarious, though, because our style is so different all the time.

Like, when we walk into an airport or the streets or wherever we are, we are always polar opposite dress. I look like Avril Levine, circa, like 2002. And you're like, you're always like Mr. Maisel. Like we are in way different. Here comes the Mr. Maisel comments. Well, we are in way different eras in our style. We are in different eras.

I think, you know, obviously I'm in more of a traditional type industry for work. Yeah. So I think that kind of carries over to my style. Yeah. So after a hard day of work, don't you just want to put on some comfies? Yeah. Find it my way. I wear sweats every day.

I know. You do have it your way You can come home from work And not keep the blazer on Yeah but I like to rock a blazer in a shirt Okay then if you like it But you don't like it I don't love it

But if you like it But I'm also willing to say like I just I don't really have great style So I'm open a suggestion You don't I mean thank you for your honesty You don't have great style But it's your style and it makes it kind of cute

Like when I first met you I was like ooh I'd have to work on his style But now I've come to kind of love it Because I'm like Oh that's cute he just doesn't get it. Yeah, like, what kind of socks am I wearing? Oh, no, no, no.

What are you doing? Oh, my gosh. What are you doing? You're wearing green, lime green, striped socks with a salmon color shirt. See, I don't know what I'm doing. That's cute. You don't have to take them off right now. We're in mid-podcasts.

I feel in helmet bear. I'm like turning red. No, it's cute. I mean, my styles, we talked about this today. My style is very different. I like to be edgy. Doesn't wash your jeans. But what's the thing that, what are you scared of?

Just the comfy look? You're scared to be comfortable? No. What style are you scared of? Oh, what style am I scared of? I would say just in general, like I have more like classic style, right? So like the new like super trendy style, I would say I'm scared of. I would do it, but I just, I don't even know it.

It's kind of like decorating. I don't know how to like interior decorate. I don't know. How do people do it? I can help you with that. It's amazing. I don't know how to dress like that. You know what I'm scared of?

What? What you dress like? I'm scared of like a power suit, like a business suit. I'm like, that scares me. I don't, I don't, babe, don't take off your socks right now. It's fine. You're so cute. You were like trying to sneakily do it.

Adorable. Okay, so Natalie Krempa asked. Krimpa. Could be Krimpa. No, it's Krimpa. Krimpa. How did you get out of a slump and pull yourself out there for dating? I feel ready for something serious, but dating is hard.

What are some tips to stop comparing yourself to others? I'm 28 and completely single. It's silly, but sometimes I feel alone with this. Most of my friends are married with kiddos, and I'm still on dating apps and feel like I'm getting defeated. 28, you should be on dating apps, and you should be single and do, you, no, don't even worry about it. I always say my mom was the happiest she's ever been at 64.

Yeah. No, sorry, like 60. Yep. Nope, 59. Okay. There are you go. Third time's a charm. You never know, like, you never know when you're going to meet your person.

So I think you need to be happy with yourself and enjoy your life and not compare it to others who are married and taken because I bet a lot of them wish they were single and doing what you're doing. And here's my thing. My whole thing with dating is social pressure can screw off. Stop listening to what everyone else is telling you what to do and how you should listen to your life and let that guide the lines in which you're moving. If you fall in love and it happens quickly, go fall in love and it happens quickly. If you want to be on a dating app, who cares if people say you should do what you need to do. Don't put the pressure on yourself to have to be with somebody because you know what? Enjoy your 20s and doing like online dating and doing all this stuff now because you could

meet your person tomorrow and be locked down forever. Forever. And just the whole conventional thing of, okay, you have to date and then you have to get engaged and then you move in together and then you have way and then you have kids. That's unfortunate. That's not how life works. No. And if things happen and there's plenty of people that have kids before they're married, you make

things work and live what's going to make you happy and ignore the noise and just pursue your happiness. If you're doing something that other people aren't and you're doing it differently, then you're doing something right. Then you're doing it right. Yeah. Break those walls. Let's go. Amen. I'm getting fired up now. I know. I'm like, wait, 28 on dating apps. Go on date. Amazing. Do it. Great. And just know you could find your person in an elevator tomorrow. Who knows? If anybody hears this and you agree with me, I want you to tweet about it. Do you, I think it's really cute. The way Caitlin says great, it's like

gr like digs for the GR. That's great. I don't notice I do it like didn't until you said something now I'm like a great. Like I say and that's great. Also I know what do you say great? That's great. It's great. We're doing

I just noticed there's a little flirting going on here so for all those people that love it so much, don't worry. We address it in our next podcast. What? and you're so happy oh yeah yeah we do go on a little bit of that we go on a tangent

more to come yeah our show is going to be so funny like oh god I'm nervous yeah you should be but everybody needs to listen my favorite part of the whole podcast is that you call Neil Lane Neil Diamond oh yeah actually thought his name was Neil Diamond that's amazing

that's amazing stud okay well I hope you feel better about that Natalie Hallie Fox what would be the best theme song for your life mine would be I think I I don't really need the DNA the money

Oh my God Jesus You are such a savage There are so many times throughout a day Something happens I'm like Kaylin you're just a savage And I love it I would go with Let me shout

That's a great one Good energy scream But what does that say about your life But no no no the other You just said I don't need the D I need the money Okay. My other one is, I think Circle of Life.

And it moves us all. You get your little green sockies. Oh, God. I did it for tomorrow. A little promo. Okay. What was, oh, Circle of Life. Circle of Life.

Or, you know what I really like? Akuna Matata. It means no worries. Like, put the past behind you. There you go. That's totally your song. That's it. Because I don't hold grudges.

Like, we have a discussion. It's over. Forget about it. Tomorrow's a new day. And I don't really need the Dia. I need the money. I got a lot of comments for that, but I'll let it go. Okay, on a similar note, Alima Blackwell wants to know what's your favorite song to sing in the shower.

Oh, I know what yours is. What is it? They say, yeah, the one song that's your go-to song for everything. I also like, bo-do, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, ba-doo-da-d-d-d-d-da-d-d-d-da-oh. Yeah, you do, you sing that in the shower a lot. Do you know what I sing in the shower? No, please stop. Dreamin' bump.

Okay. My song to sing in the shower. Do you know what it is? I actually don't because you don't shower. Tush. Tushie. Mine is my own songs. I practice them in the shower all the time.

Wow. Yeah. Anna Kate August said if you know, if you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask? What are you really? thinking like how do you really think about it i hate i hate to passive aggressiveness i can't stand it i want to know direct and guess what i can sometimes especially if it's someone i care

about i want to hear it because i want to be better you're amazing because you are the least defensive person i've ever met in my life like you just don't get defensive and you can you take criticism like so well because i think when it comes to feedback i'm either like you know what i never thought about that thank you for bringing that to my attention it is what it is i have thick skin and then other times i'm just like no i just completely disagree with you and don't care yeah my my question that i'd really want to know is is there life on other planets wow yeah give me hi and then have this conversation with me it's weird that is deep though well that's what i want to know like what what is going on in outer space and then like the universe and like what and is

there a god oh boy whoa okay We do not have time for this. Katie Kramer asks, if you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? What would you? I know what yours, you wouldn't drink. Caitlin hates water. I've learned that. What would you eat for the rest of your life?

Sushi. I knew it was going to be sushi. I know what yours is going to be. What? Pasta. Chicken wings. Oh. But I,

I don't tell that story. That's why I have diarrhea today. Oh, God. I haven't had meat in a year and a half, and I don't. I decided, I was a little, little drunk last night. And, you know, it was a long live podcast, tequila was flowing. And all of a sudden at the end of night, I said, screw it. And I ate one chicken wing, and I've been pooping my pants all day today.

Chicken wings. I think I need a drink. Well, that's all the questions we have. Okay, I think it's time to drunk dial, shall we? Let's do it. So we are going to prank Andy Leacock, who actually. who submitted a question, right? So let's go with it.

Here we come, Andy. If she doesn't pick up, we're leaving a voicemail for sure. Hello? Hello, is this Andy? It is. Andy, it's Jeff from Podcast 1 with Off the Vine for Caitlin Bristow's podcast. No, it's not. Yes, how are you?

I know your voice way too well. Good. She busted you. Oh, I'm too good at this. Who is it? Oh, that's funny. Oh, my God. I didn't even get past my.

I didn't get past my hello. Okay, that is so funny. Okay, that's so funny because while he was saying that, I'm like, maybe change your voice a little, Jason. Like, come on. You did, like, your radio voice. I haven't prank called, and I don't think I don't even know if I've ever prayed called. Yeah, but you do this thing, even on your Instagram stories, we're like, You're like, hey, everybody, da-da-da-da-da.

Like, you already have a radio voice and then you just did that. Okay, that's so funny. Hi, how are you? Good feedback. I'm so good. How are you? I'm good. What are you doing over there on the, what day is it today?

Thursday. What are you doing on this Thursday night? Thursday. I'll tell you know you made it, and you don't know what day is. Oh, my gosh, what are you having? Oh, wait. We're still waiting breakfast for dinner. Oh, that's, no, that's one of my favorite things in the world.

I respect that. Okay, well, then I won't make your eggs go cold, but we just wanted to call you. You guys, like, you guys just made my day. Aw. Like, do you want me to let you go? No, please don't. Okay, okay. I, like, it made my day.

Oh, well, that was super easy, and I'm glad we called you then, because if I made someone's day, then my work here is done. Andy's awesome. No, absolutely. Okay, so talk to me about your question. Because it's her birthday, isn't it? Wait, who's, Cleo? Yeah, it's their birthday?

Man, Andy is good. Yeah, you're good. Wow. I will. Thank you. We're just going to go meet her for dinner right after this, so I'll tell her that you say hi and a happy birthday. Amazing, thank you.

Okay, no, tell me about your question. You wanted to know about the Lion King. Okay. I need to know where this Nala and Simba thing came from. Okay, also, wait, do you live in Toronto? Yes. Oh, Canadian. Yay!

Toronto! It's our brother up north from Buffalo. Yeah, Jason's from like right up north. No, wait. South, we're south. Yeah, I was like, wait, no, we're up north. yeah we're up north but no we go to buffalo to go to target oh yes amazing see Canadians get really excited about Target I got so excited about Target today Jason was so confused I was like excuse me

um okay so Jason and I had a lot of chemistry and we were texting and a lot of weird things with the universe kept happening where it was like weird like certain weird things would happen anyway so I was on a plane and I was watching the Lion King and Jason happened to be watching Lion King at the same time but we didn't even plan it and then and then he was like that's so weird because also I think that you look like Nala and I was like you do which I took as a huge compliment because if there's any cartoon character I'd want to look like it would be Nala and then so we put each other in our phones as Nala and Simba and then down the road I had an Uber driver and he believed in signs from the universe and his dog's name was Nala I do remember that part I remember

are you saying i think you said i on a podcast a while yes that's so cool yeah and then i i've lion king is my favorite i'm from the universe they're my favorite signs are the best and line king is my favorite movie and like we were just talking about what song do you sing in the shower and i got a few but definitely the uh lion king soundtrack usually makes it so we just stuck with it simba nala let's go oh that's amazing that's so funny because i was just talking to my husband so the the turtobloid base used to have a closer whose name was roberto roberto roberto soon at. But they used to call him like Hakuna Matato when the Jays had a really good run. And I

literally just said like half an hour ago. I was like, did the Jays don't have that Hakuna Matata guy? And I was like, I don't even know his name. Let's just call him that. And I was just talking about the Lion King. Okay, you want to know even more crazy universe stories here, Andy, just 30 minutes ago. We had a question that came in and said,

what is one song that describes your life and what you represent and who you are? My answer? Yeah. Acuna Matata. Let's go. Wow! And let's take it one step further. The Toronto J's. Oh, my God.

We're stretching here. I'm really, really running with it. We're stretching. I'm so glad we called, Andy, and I'm so glad you picked up. I'm so glad we drunk dialed you. No, I'm so glad you did too. Okay, well, you can listen to this tomorrow because this is a quick turnaround. I can't wait

Awesome Now go enjoy your breakfast for dinner Thank you Thank you so much Enjoy your tour Bye Bye What a show

She was so nice Now I kind of wish we gave her Actual numbers Because I kind of want to be friends with her She's awesome I'm gonna creep her on Instagram And we are gonna We are gonna be friends

Well on that note We should probably wrap up the drunk dial Because we have to go get drunk With my girlfriend Jason's reading all of my girlfriends tonight girls night i'm bringing one of my boys though i'll bring in david david arduin yeah there you go okay well thank you for joining me for drunk don't this was a pleasure this i just said pleasure that's how that's a bad day i need a drink gruel great that's great and cool it's a great uh thank you for

being my guest it's such a pleasure i have a feeling we'll be seen and hearing a lot from you in the near future i hope so and that's how you drunk down This week's drunk dial is sponsored by Buffy. To get $20 off your Buffy Comforter, visit Buffy.Co and enter code vying and TrueCar. Visit TrueCar for a more confident car buying experience.