Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Drunk Dial: Lucky 13

Episode Date: June 14, 2019

Today, on the 13th installment of Drunk Dial, Kaitlyn answers all your questions about living with two new guys in the house! Kaitlyn even extends the olive branch when she calls a lovely Karen to apologize for the undue twitter barrage. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Because we got hammers, the whole deal. I don't know, man. It's pretty dark out. That's okay. I'll just pull my car around and point the headlights at it. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you drunk up. Before we get into this episode, I need to talk about something really important, and that's getting your full serving of fruit and veggies. If you guys know what's in my glass right now, then you know how much I love grapes.

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I'm going to try and capture it. I'm going to try and make that his thing, his schick on the old gram, his side eye. Said nudes, hashtag side eye goals. Hello, Vinoes. And welcome to this week's episode of Drunk Dial, not by myself, because I'm with Ramen the Golden Noodle. Okay, so I tweeted, I said, what do you guys want me to talk about on this Drunk Dial episode? And I feel like everybody wants to know how the past couple weeks have been with two new men in the house. Jason and Rahman have moved in and I was kind of getting used to being in this big old house, pump my own tires, by myself.

not a big deal and I gotta say the past couple weeks have been pretty incredible I announced that Jason was officially moving in with me here in Nashville we adopted the goodest boy

in the whole world ramen and also a few weeks ago I released all three of my spade and sparrows wine for pre-order and I just want to can't say it enough thank you guys so much

for making the pre-order such a success and I cannot wait until you guys get to take your first sip. I think the orders started getting shipped yesterday. I also got to travel to Miami this past week, celebrate the upcoming premiere of Grand Hotel. I was going to record a podcast with Miss Hannah Brown, but we're going to eventually do it. I'm going to try and do it again in L.A. But we just didn't have enough time. So we just, you know, hung out for 20 minutes and and decided that

when we podcast, it's got to be good. It's got to be more than 20 minutes and not rushed, you know. we got to hear the beast roar in what she's actually feeling. So, I wanted to take this episode to talk about moving in with Jason. Had a confession on my episode with Kelty that he's seeing a whole new side to me now that we've taken the next step in our relationship, aka the fact that I still like to be spoiled with a warm towel out of the shower, which by the way, you should all try. But I will now be my own towel warmer because I'm a grown-ass woman.

and also I asked Jason for a towel warmer for my birthday, which is coming up. So anyways, obviously we're going to learn so much more about each other now that we've taken this huge step. And yeah, I don't know. I'm excited about learning more about him. I'm excited. I already love watching him with a dog. So I can only imagine what he'd be like with kids. But I thought I would answer a few questions on Twitter because, you know, I like to involve you guys in my podcast.

okay so misty thompson cook has i mean she got a little greedy on the tweet because she asked not one not two not three but four questions but then she made a really good suggestion so i will start with this misty who does the cooking right now we are uh postmates postmate horrors if that's what you want to call it i usually do all the cooking but i feel like well i mean jason can cook don't get me wrong but I love cooking so and he enjoys eating my cooking and I feel like that's how I show love in a way so it works out for everybody but postmates I honestly just feel like we've been go go go all over the place and we've been wanting to just spend time with ramen and with each other so we've just been ordering in and let me tell you that has led to some self-esteem problems for me I just feel like I'm not on

track because I'm thrown off with eating. I'm, you know, drinking, eating, not working out. I can't really take ramen to go for too long of walks because of his leg. I'm just not used to being in like a little bit of a rut, but I'm also so happy at like my heart is so happy just because I have Jason and ramen here. So it's been a little bit of a struggle because I don't know about you guys, but when I'm not doing some sort of activity. or eating healthy, I just kind of, I just feel like crap.

So anyways, that right now, turn that question into kind of a deep moment. But who's a better cook? I am 100%. He will say that too. How's potty train going? Ramen, buddy, how's potty training going? It's actually going quite well. So we put a bell on the door.

and have been holding up treats to the door so that when he has to go to the bathroom, he knows to ring the bell. And once in a while, he will ring that bell on his own and other times I have to remind him, but he's so smart. We've only had a total of four accidents in the house.

And I can't even, when did I get him on June 3rd? And it's the 14th. And two, we're in one day. And I don't think that's that bad. He's just a little angel. Ugh, I'm so lucky. and reno plans Misty wants to know if we have

Reno plans for the house yes 1,000% can't wait we are knocking my gross ugly dated brown shit kitchen we're knocking it out gutting it redoing it all it stands out like a sore thumb

in this house because everything's so white and I call it like Nashville farmhouse vibes I have a really big cactus that looks like a penis like a lug penis. Do I need to get over that joke? I won't.

And so I'm going to, yeah, knock out the kitchen, redo it. It's going to be absolutely gorgeous. I'm working with Jessica McCarthy, who has helped me with this whole house. She is an absolute dream to work with. Even though she's in San Francisco, we talk all the time and work online together with what we want the house to be. We're doing a whole Moroccan Zen room upstairs. Jason's going to redo an office.

We're going to make a little movie theater wine. room and I just genuinely can't wait to share that process with you guys because this house is so important to me and I just take so much pride in owning this home and and can't wait to just continue to kind of make it ours and and do do things that I want to do with it. Super excited. So thanks, Misty. And now she said, you need to come up with doggy attire, bows, ties, collars, etc. I'm like, what a great thing to add to do. So let me know if you I think that's a great idea. Do do do? Oh my gosh. Yes, honey. Becky Hensley Habig wants to know thoughts on the Jay Hill lipstick drama. What's Jay Hill? I know that

ramen noodle has some lipstick drama going on. Who's Jay Hill? Am I missing out here? Am I not up with the kids? I'm going to Google that later. Jennifer Haber, Life is a family of three with ramen and would love if we did a podcast talking about favorite things to do in Nashville and best places to eat there and stuff like that. But I do believe I have some stuff on my blog, Caitlin Brousseau.com, if you guys want to go check that out if you're ever going to Nashville. I think I still have things up there for what to do in Nashville. Let me know. Life is Family of Three. Yeah, I'm just, I just feel like the luckiest, luckiest lady in all of the land. Ooh, that kind of sounded like Game of Thrones, which I'm on season three, episode

one don't at me any spoilers uh Liz Mills love the last podcast with you and Jason you guys are hilarious can you please get drunk with Joe tonight if he's still in town grocery store Joe it took me so long to just I was like who's Joe grocery store Joe right um I don't know if he'll ever just be called Joe again but I've never met him I feel like it'd be weird to not have Jason here and Kendall's out of town and be like Joe you want to go get drunk with just me yeah it's crossing a lie, bruh.

Oh, Maddie, she wants to say how happy she is for me and Jason and that it's refreshing to see good people end up together and happy. That is very, very sweet, and I appreciate you. And I mean, everybody's just so excited about the wine and I really just freaking love you guys.

I really freaking love you guys. I hope everyone knows that. Should I spend more time on the Facebook group? Sometimes I get scared to go in there because I'm like, what if everyone's like, ew, did you see you? the way she talked to Karen. Caitlin.

Team Karen. Who, by the way, we should probably call because here's the, here's the sitch. Okay. I have this funny thing where I've been bullied online by some Karen's. And I know I kind of open up a can of worms when I retweet bullies because then all my followers go after that and the bullying just gets doubled. And I don't like that. And I know I've said it before on my podcast that if any time, I retweet a bully if we could all just send them love, that would be even better.

And I need to really be careful about when I get sassy and when Hurricane Katrina comes out, which is my little saucy mama that I hide deep down in my soul. But I make this joke that there's a lot of Karens out there. Karen's and like the Susan's that bully online because I have truly seen a lot of them. But, you know, there are some really great Karens out there. and I've definitely heard from all of them any time I have something negative to say about Karen's. Anyhow, Karen said something. This Karen woman said something on Twitter where I thought she was chirping me and I was in a mood where I just read so many mean tweets in a row that I was like,

and I was probably on my Karen. I'm sorry, my period. And I just had a little clapback moment where I regret. it was wrong but all i said was hi karen because her name was karen and i thought she was making fun of me so he said hi karen and that turned into a lot of hate going karen's way and karen ended up being a very big supporter of off the vine of do edit scrunchies um she probably is one of my number one customers and i felt like the biggest dick in the whole world and it serves me right and i was wrong and i will admit that. I, uh, this, these are times where I have to think twice and be like, you know what,

this is why you don't clap back. And I hated the amount of negativity it started. And I just want to, I mean, apologize to Karen, but maybe over the phone. And I just, you know, it's, we can talk it out. And we've, we, she was so mature about it. I feel like we handled it, like two classy women who just wanted to be like, you know, shit happens. I forgive you. Still a fan. Still like you. You still give Karen's a good name. So let's call Karen. Come on, Karen. Hello. Oh, Karen. Oh, Karen. Karen? Yes. Oh, my gosh. Did you ignore me the last one? It's Caitlin. Oh, my freaking God. Yes, I did because it said no caller ID. Holy shit. Well, yeah, I'm not going to call you from

my real number. Oh, duh. Duh. Karen, I was just going on a little rant about how big of a dick I was on Twitter and how you ended up being such a sweet supporter and how we worked through it. And I was like, I just have to talk to her over the phone because you are the sweetest. Oh, well, you're the sweetest. Well, I'm glad we worked everything out.

I feel like, do you have any questions? Do you want to talk about anything? Like, what you got going on? Oh, my God. I don't even know. I'm on the spot. I know. I'm sorry. I'm totally putting you on the spot. Let's see. Can I say hi to someone?

Yeah, of course. Okay, so our little scrunchy game has come up with this group called the Fab Five, and they're like, the greatest girls I've ever met that I've never actually met. And I feel like that's thanks to you and the community that you will. Oh, I love that. The Fab Five? Yes. This is amazing. Wait. Okay, I have your address from my family. before. I'm going to send the Fab Five scrunchies. Oh my God. That would be amazing. That's so cool. And you guys have never met. Are you guys

all in different cities? We are. We're actually in, there's two in Texas. I'm in Minnesota. One's in New York and one's in Kentucky. Oh my gosh. Well, you guys need to like plan a meetup in Nashville. That would be amazing. And then if you do. You would have to come meet up. Yes. If you guys do, then we can all do a group Fab Six podcast. heck yes let's do it um you were like oh can i say hi to somebody it made me think of the prices right you know when they do the prices right and they're like spinning the wheel and they're like so anything you want to say and they're like can i say hi to somebody that was perfect well i grew up on that show i guess it was just a came natural that's so funny um also i feel

like you sent me a tweet i think i saw it in my email about you wanted two colors of scrunchies which one were they yes um the grape and the carry Okay, I don't, I know for a fact we don't have any of the carries left, but I'm going to like search my scrunchy stash. I have a whole drawer and see if I have maybe one left, but we'll try and get, we'll try and get them out to you if we can. But if we can't, it's because they're, they don't exist anymore. For sure. That would be so cool. You're the best.

Well, you're the best. And I wanted to just take this phone call to say that I totally from the bottom of my heart, apologize for being a little bitch. And thank you for handling it like a classy lady. Oh, well, you are the queen And I appreciate you I'm so glad we talk this out And you guys plan a little trip to Nashville And we'll do a podcast

Sounds good Okay, sounds good, Karen. Bye. Bye. Angel Freaking angel I could see you. Hello, hello, hello.

Don't judge me on that voice. That wasn't my best. Nobody can nail the beyond. say okay well that just felt really good okay i encourage all women out there to settle arguments like that one look now we're gonna i mean there are some i get it you can't do that but let me tell you there is one person in my bad books in all of the land and i've said that twice this podcast that's so weird there's one person and hell no i'm not going to name a name one person in the world where i just i can't mend a broken fence i can't get past something who is a dear friend and i just

I just can't get past it. And you know what? That's okay too. But I'm happy I just solve that. Anyways. Karen. Jam. Okay, let's just get back to a couple more questions.

I also want to say, guys, I just watched the episode of Bachelorette that comes out on Monday. Buckle up. It's going to be a doozy. And that's all I can say because otherwise I will never get the episode sent to me early but um it's so funny just watching you know like it's interesting how times have changed

since since you know obviously whenever i was on the show and i it's for the better and i like it but i just remember you know trying to be stand up for myself and say things that was all that were on my mind and i was told i couldn't and i just love that hannah's able to be like look no this is how i feel y'all are pissing me off blah blah blah it's so great because I wanted to do that too, but I just love that they're allowing her to be herself and just be a strong, independent, saucy little, little mama because I must be nice. I mean, I still got to be a little bit, but I just feel like they, they kind of put you in a bubble over the years as a woman to be the all American girl next door and not talk about sex and not, you know, stand up for yourself and not just send guys home and, And I just really, really appreciate that they're allowing this and that they're allowing strong women to have their voice and do what they want to do.

So it's all on that. Enjoy Monday. I'm just going to do a few more questions. Brew, Brou. I like that name. Brew. Brou brou wants to know, would you rather have every song you heard turn into a Justin Bieber song? Or have every movie you've ever watched turn into a Shrek movie?

Duh, Beaver. I'm obsessed with Beaver's music. I love Beaver. And if every... No, because then I think the song's like The Beatles. And I'm like, yeah, you can't ruin that. The classics. That's a tough question.

Yeah, I'm still going with Beaver. But I like the name Brew. And I'm about to show you why. Okay, I used to watch this YouTube video probably 10 years ago and think it was so funny. And I used to talk to all my friends like this. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, I'm beached, bro.

I'm beached ears. Hey, boo. Oh, hey, brew. What are you doing, boo? Wow, I'm just realizing now how terrible that is. Why did I think this was so funny? My humor has really developed over the years and matured a little, maybe? What?

I'm like, oh, this is going to be so funny. No? Okay, cool, cool. Good talk. back to the questions and let's pretend that didn't happen Alicia Ellers says Who was your biggest celebrity crush growing up and why

Well you know what funny story It was Andrew Keegan and Jonathan Taylor Thomas And Andrew Keegan looks like Jason enough's it Katie Hasland says How did being the bachelor's change you Well, it made me go through one of the hardest times of my life and then come out of it and grow and mature. And I believe it made me more humble, if anything. Some people maybe go on the show and come off and just, I don't know if they consider,

I shouldn't say they consider themselves a celebrity, some do. But I just feel like it made me want to get closer to my family and friends and appreciate all the other relationships in my life that I had from the beginning. So I feel like it just, everything, even though I went through really hard times, everything changed me for the better. Oh, that's kind of nice. And let's pick one more. Sarah Tucker. Hey, I used to dance with Sarah Tucker.

Probably not the same one. Is asking for tips for showing a guy that you're interested without being too obvious. See, I'm all about being too obvious. I'm like, just tell him. if he doesn't like you then you'll find out quickly you know and just be like i'm into you what's up you feel the same way or nah oh boy you guys i hope you have such a good weekend uh i hope you enjoy these little quicky drunk dials on that note i was just on the lady gang's quickie episode and it was super fun they are hilarious and yeah happy friday

god i used to you know what in my first few podcasts i used to hate when people wrote emails and said happy friday or happy monday and now i just said it and you know what i take it back have a good weekup this week's drunk dial is sponsored by dole crafted smoothie blends find them now in your frozen denial.