Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Drunk Dial: NO RING(tone)

Episode Date: August 2, 2019

This week Kaitlyn and Jason talk about the Bachelorette finale including Kaitlyn begrudgingly admitting this was one of the best seasons of the show. Find out why, amidst all the drama, Kaitlyn still feels a little bad for Jed. And Kaitlyn doubles down on her pick for the next Bachelor! Oh, and btw they don't actually call anyobody... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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producer in the whole world that will get this out tomorrow. You're blessed. I am very blessed. It's technically Friday morning. But that's what happens when you have three podcasts a week. It's hard to keep up and I always want to be consistent. And I like being super like relevant to the week and what's going on. So it's nice to be able to do that because now this means we can talk about

the finale of the Bachelorette, which, I mean, according to news outlets, she is the best Bachelorette in the history of Bachelorettes. Yeah, I mean, she has done, Hey, you're supposed to say no. Oh, no, I'm saying that's what the news, that's what the outlets are saying, right? The outlets are like blowing it up. Is that weird that I'm like, not that this is about me, but I'm like, wait, why can't we all just say we're all great in our own ways? Like, why does it always hurt when someone says she was the best because that means you you know if somebody was like comparing you and was like he was better than you it's like i don't know why it stinks but i do i think she was one of the best she was great she was phenomenal and i also called that i said from the beginning i was

like this will be one of the greatest seasons you did call that you said that from the get go and this was the pre-show episode one when they had all the bachelettes back for the 15th year anniversary you called that out just had a feeling you nailed it and she i mean don't sting though she she she she You did a, yeah, I don't know, but it's all different, like, measurements of, like, what is the best now? I truly believe. It's always the most traumatic. It's always the next best. And I truly, truly believe that we started the conversation on my season that got Hannah to be able to get, you know, applause when she says she had sex with a guy four times.

And I loved that. Yeah. I think just to go back to the best real quick, I mean, I think Colton, a lot of people were like, oh, we didn't expect it to be. him they were doubting him and i think colton was probably one of the best bachelors ever if you look at like season and ratings and things like that and i think when hannah was selected everyone was doubting her and she even said it herself i was nervous to be the bachelor's she killed it yeah she did she really did kill it i'm very proud of her and i do i do believe she is one of the best i really do and see there i am say hey you okay excuse me i think go down right little vodka in bed

tonight but I do I do believe and that's what I'm now I'm laughing at myself because I'm like she's one of the best which now I'm insulting all the other bachelors we were all great okay and I think if you probably track news articles maybe every season I don't know maybe that's a standard thing but it was a great ending it is it was a sad ending but she handled herself so well she did and and it was just you know what I loved the most out of the whole ending was when she was hurting and she was like yeah it didn't work out with jed and everyone started clapping and she said no it's not something to clap about like these are my feelings i was like yes honey yeah exactly but it's the whole it's interesting the whole franchise has changed a little bit though i mean it is not like it's yeah it's totally

different yeah which is good which is good it's evolving with times and and and where things are at so it's um it's just interesting still one man one woman dating multiple people and having sex with multiple people like that's it's but i mean i don't know i just what's what they call it the fourth fall i love how like the fourth wall is now being broken like i feel like for so long like with the producers you see them running around the producers are running around you have like Hannah is like telling the crowd to like hey guys stop stop applauding you're like i'm upset like i like i like that the realness is coming out to a level that's never been done before they have to do because that is what people want to see now yeah yeah i agree with you on that it's it's just that's true

because i think if you took that type of transparency and like candor like five years ago i don't know would it have the same reaction so maybe that is like what we want to see it's definitely what i want to see i wish there could have been more of that back in the day uh because i really enjoy it watching as a viewer and and just yeah it does bring a little more realness to people's feelings and emotions and it makes them a little more human which I think they need

to be seen as okay now let's let's talk about like jet the whole jet what did you think about I mean I said I love you and I mean I had sex with her yeah and I met she made so she met my family I mean we went on vacation but she wasn't my girlfriend what I here's my problem with both

interactions the one that after the final Rose and the one in person, I felt that Hannah was speaking from emotion. Hannah was crying. She was being real. And Jed was speaking. Like, I felt like he had like a script. It was a panic. I felt like it was like he had, he was coached by a PR person.

There was no emotion. He was monotone. I think, well, during the breakup or the after the final rules? I'm referring to both, and it's tough to generalize both, but more referring to after the final rose. Like what he said it after the final rose, I give him credit for. And the fact that he took it. He took ownership, he apologized, and he moved on.

But the common theme I see in both conversations is I felt as though they were like both scripted. They both were just a PR move. And instead of speaking directly to Hannah and looking her in the eyes, the girl that you just proposed to and like gave everything to, he wasn't, there was no emotion. And there was one instant little, itty, bitty time. He almost cried. And he said, I can't cry on camera. And she's like, what the fuck do you mean? You can't cry on camera.

I've been on my floor crying at home. You've ruined this entire experience for me, the 10 million people watching, the people that put their blood and soul into this. So what killed me about his experience was that there was no emotion tied to what should be the most emotional conversation you never have in your life.

But think about it. Of course there was no emotion. He is a man who can go on a show with a full-blown girlfriend that he was having sex with saying he loved saying he would come back for and got engaged. and brought his family into it and went back and then had girls in his apartment while he was engaged

and then said, oh, I don't know who they are, but he was throwing them in the pool. Of course he has no emotion because this guy is like, he doesn't get it. I just, I don't know how you could have no emotion unless you were like, I don't, I don't know. I don't know how a human in a circumstance like that could not speak to, like look at hand,

like even after, and Rose. Hannah's looking in his eyes. Hannah, this is two months after. She's had time to cope and deal with it and move on and she's gained all this popularity. And people are telling her she's the best bachelor's ever bet. Like all this greatness. And she's still there in front of everyone. You could see her eyes swelling up.

She was going to cry right there. But he was emotionless. Yeah. Yeah, we thought Luke P. was bad. Yeah. I'll tell you what. And if there's a learning lesson there, when you're at your worst point, When things are really tough and going against you, a week later, life is good again.

Because just like that, we all forgot about Luke P. Thank you, yeah. Thank you, Jeff. Oh, I thought you were going to say thank you, Jesus. I'm like, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, it's crazy. A small, itty-bitty part of me felt sorry for Jed. I just don't know how you say that.

Only because he dragged his family down. So we feel bad for his family We don't feel bad for Jed No, I feel bad for both Because I don't think he knew It would get to that point for his family See, this is where you and I disagree What I have an issue with

Is it was so premeditated They had a plan They knew their plan There's evidence of the plan Okay, you're right So I feel bad for the family But I don't feel bad for Jed You're right

Well I mean nobody deserves death threats It's not like he murdered somebody That's a whole different conversation I agree with that He definitely doesn't deserve death threats. His family's getting death threats. He's getting death threats. It's so uncalled for that's disgusting.

But that's what I'm saying. The tiny little part of me feels bad because nobody deserves that. I think that he deserves what he got in the fact that Hannah broke it up with him and they shouldn't be together. But as far as like death threats in some of the critics, listen, if you want to be a critic and you want to be a fan, be a fan. But like don't literally take it to a level that becomes illegal. That's illegal And anybody who puts a death threat Should be held accountable for that

Have you ever got a death threat? No, but I've had things That have crossed the line towards illegal Oh yeah, of course You know, which is just unacceptable Like be an opinionate Have your, you know Tell him that he's wrong

So we can learn But don't, come on We're still people Everyone's a person Doesn't matter who you are He didn't kill a puppy or murder somebody You know like he had a girlfriend When he went on The Bachelorette

Yeah exactly and were his decisions right no where they premeditated was a little malicious did he ruin all a hand of things yes but when you start bringing in death threats but did he ruin it because i love that she came out you know a lot of people usually get really disappointed when relationships don't work out on that show and usually people are like why did we tune in this whole weird tune in to see a love story and she made it very clear that she found herself through this journey and i just thought that was super cool and I hope I hope she means that because I can I can kind of see it through watching this whole season that I think she did so I think she found herself too and I think that the crazy

thing if anyone out there listening we all kind of good bad ugly if you have a Luke P story a Jason story a Tyler story a bad ugly dollar jar for any of that though you find yourself and to like you think about these experiences to go through everything she went through the stress the time away from our family everything the ups the downs all for a fraud yeah no that's i mean that's got to be somebody's biggest fear you know going on that show and going through all of that from the outside and people will be like i would love to be the bachelor bachelor bachelor but going through it to go through all of that and like you said put your life on hold stop your career put your family through it put your life on blast

everything to find somebody that, you know, wasn't in it for the same thing as you, it's your biggest fear. So I'm glad you said that in the Buffalo News this morning, I was speculating. I said being Caitlin's boyfriend, being really close friends with Colton, being good friends now and friendly with Becca and seeing Hannah and, you know, talking to her through the journey when we met her in Miami and stuff like that, the one common theme I said amongst all of them, I told, I was telling the Buffalo News that their biggest fear is going through this journey and having that ending that Hannah just had, not having someone at the end, not being wanted

when you have this type of opportunity. And I think, so you just said it, and I think Colton said it, like, that's the biggest fear going into it and the biggest fear became a reality. And I think going on something like The Bachelor and the Bachelor as a contestant, you don't see it happening, but going through it, you realize it's possible. So then going in as a lead, you have such high hopes and believe in love and finding love through that kind of process where like Jed, you're like, I didn't have a clue I would fall in love like that. You just don't think it's going to happen. When you realize it can, you go in as the lead really believing in it and looking for it and wanting it.

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P-E-T-A-L, card.com slash vine. And on that note, what do you think is going to happen between Tyler. Yeah. So I think for, I mean, just to back up, I think Tyler start to finish has been unbelievable. An example for all of us, like a leader of much. Just a stand up human. He was the same guy with the people in the house when he was competing against him that he was with Hannah and that he's been in the public eye.

He's just a really a class act. He's handled himself so well. And I keep wanting to be like, okay, but when's a story going to come out? Yeah, let's the catch. Too good to be true. This guy's unbelievable. I just think he's a good guy. And then I'm like,

he's just a good human. And I really, I really pray to Gord that he doesn't get corrupted by this world. I don't, I think he was a little bit, he dabbled in the world before. I mean, he was well known before, a really good looking dude. He got drafted in the NFL. He was a model. Yeah, he almost played in the NFL, Baltimore Ravens. So I had the pleasure of, you know, I,

when we met, I didn't, I didn't take pictures and post them all over the place. You know, but Tyler and I, I went to it's name dropping. I would say that's chirping other people that do the day they meet him. So Tyler, that was a little, uh, a little, uh, yeah, a little jab. But anyway, so when I met Tyler, him and I had, um, we had a happy hour and then we caught up later in the night too. And he's just, first of all, you meet up. And he's a freaking stallion.

He just walked in and, like, the sun beams through the clouds. He really does. I mean, I met him and I even looked at it. I'm like, dude, you are built like a brick shithouse. I mean, he is a monster, big dude, well-spoken, good, good, good, dude. But the best part about him is that when you see all that and then you meet him, you realize that his personality doesn't match his look. And when I say that, it's because he's a humble guy. his his look is so masculine and confident but his personality so like soft humble and just real

yeah and that really came through on tv and he's a good and when i sat with we were talking we sat there for a couple of two and a half hours having drinks uh and this was you know a few about a month ago or so and he was um you know he was talking about like just we were talking about real things in life our friends and family back home talked about his dad talked about other things going on and then like anything he had just questions about like how this world works and you could tell what's most important to him is is really like where he came from and that's still what he's sticking to he's doing his ABC tours he's like he has a couple of best friends in New York and he's uh I you know he's a good dude that's great I mean you just you know you

shouldn't judge a book by its cover because she did too you know she thought he was a fuck boy and you know most people would and that's sad so do you think do you You think, what is your perception of Tyler's encounter? Well, first of all, talk about the breakup. And then I want to hear your perception of the Tyler and Hannah after the I mean, he, again, handled the breakup like an absolute champ, you know, he was shocked and he was quiet and he really thought about what he was going to say first. And then he said she was in good hands and he wanted her to be happy.

And then he cried and he was just like, oh. He even said, like he even said, I wish, like, and I think it was, he said, this isn't it, which was really sad. Oh, it's still, that just made me feel sick. But when he said, like, how in that moment you could think about the other guy, but he did, like, he said, you know, I hope you and Jed have the happiest of future. Like, what a, what a class act. I mean, come right in that moment. And that's when characters tested when you're at your lowest. And I think Gailen pointed out one thing.

If you guys were watching closely, in a situation like that, I think you always try and read, like, is it genuine? Is it sincere? Is it authentic? He came out, and you called this. He came out of the car, like skipping up there, like dancing up, like in happiness. He just looked so happy. Oh, I could cry.

He looked genuinely happy. Just couldn't wait to get up to talk to her saying all the best things anyone, any girl would ever want to hear. it was like that was what the Hannah was talking about who and she prayed for her man it was like him but she was blinded by Jed and his damn geek and I'm just like musicians you little douchebags always swooping in and ruining it for everybody with your stupid stupid talent I'm speaking without any type of history here but I just feel like musicians on this show don't have a good track well that's the thing i shouldn't say that because there's a lot of musicians

oh musicians are amazing but it's the musicians on the show i feel like you don't go on the bachelor to one go into acting or two get a music career the only people i could think of the top of my head and i haven't before the show i didn't watch too many of the seasons but the one guy who was like a rate is there oh yeah the one i'm thinking about is the short guy rachel season who was just like a complete asshole I'm blinking on his name. I don't remember. Yeah, he was like a racist, rude, crude.

Oh, again, from Nashville, musician. Oh, he was from Nashville. I can't think of his name either. Which is so funny. He was the most hated guy in America, and now we can't think of the thing. Okay, so he was the villain, and he went up against Kenny. I remember that on the two-on-one one. Yeah.

And Kenny won it. Oh, right, right, right. Shit, I can't remember his name. Good, good. Good. The only musician I could think is that guy, and then Jed. No. And on, um...

Do you have a musician on your season? Oh, I did not. Oh, I really missed it. out we had the best musician ever who banjo uh banjo guy who's oh yeah the banjo guy i think it's because it's late on that my memory shot the banjo ryan

great guy he went home early but good guy okay wait wait wait wait wait wait there's another musician i'm thinking about there was a musician that was on now it's coming to me on one of these shows where they do the catch up of the villains yeah that was a jillian harris's season yeah it's jillian harris's season yeah he's in Nashville too and then he came full circle

but I think I remember I could be wrong I thought I remembered that when they did his interview people were saying there's a Confederate flag in the background Oh Jesus

Like he seemed like a good guy And there's a confederate flag In the background I think every one of those flags Should just be burned to shit Yeah I agree with you on that Luke P Luke Pell

Sorry Luke Pell Luke Pell from Jojo season Musician Yeah and But he didn't do it on the show Did he? I don't remember him

Like singing songs And stuff on the show Oh yeah I don't remember I don't remember either, but then he came out of it, and now he's a country singer, and I remember that they didn't make him The Bachelor because of that. They just don't like people. They don't like one. And how come nobody's talking about the Fla's thing?

Is he just like... Real quick. Let's go back. I want to go back to the musician thing. Jed, if they don't like musicians on the show, and Jed goes on the show, and then Jed tells Hannah, he went on the show to be a musician and get press from it, why the fuck does he still have his guitar he takes his guitar to the engagement he takes her hometown to record do you think that's a producer move do you think the producers were like we hate this little shit musician who's coming in trying to use us

to get his music career going we know he has a girl from back home she's already reached out to us because he's made it so far do you think they altered everything and made it so that he looked so that this could all come to what is it fruition is that what they say fruition yeah um here's another conspiracy theories i don't usually believe in them but i just conspiring against me i think i think they're fun well you and i always have ying and yang debates here's a conspiracy you said ying yin and yang yes and i want to say this with not knowing much information because i've heard that haley has interviews out there where she's just broken like she's broken i think haley is the name of his ex do you think that they had this plan and then okay so they had this plan and then this

happens and like do you think they're both like wow it's kind of like everyone's talking about us and then they get back together and they're just living happily ever after oh no no no no i don't think hannah's in on this not hannah no no no no no no no no they're like oh you go on the show make it as far as you can no no no i'm going to come out and tell everyone you're a piece of shit and then we're going to get more attention i know that is so outrageous it's outrageous i don't believe that for the record good press yeah no i don't believe that but i did read a conspiracy that like people but i'm like damn that's deep because because that won't get them a successful music career yes that will get people talking about them but that's not going to get them a record

deal because after this who could yeah no no uh but i do think the producers were in on this and that that that's like to me i'm like god and you know like obviously hand like i don't know i don't know i don't want to say that people are that evil but again i will i will never be surprised by anything yeah so well and the whole Jen Hanna thing, she handled herself better than any human I know could have handled that situation. And that a freaking girl for ending it being like, nope, my feelings have shifted. I don't feel it for you anymore.

And then asking Tyler out for a date after that is like such a boss move. Like the biggest f*** you ever. And I want to go back to the relate like things that like everyone could listen and talk about and kind of take and move on when hannah was going one-on-one with jed before when she did the knock-knock in the meeting like asking questions i give her credit like i think everyone out there your intuition you hear this you like screw you i'm done here's the ring i'm out she sat down and like really tried to understand him and get the truth and hear his perspective and dig and then once she had like all the information composed in the most like diligent manner and takes the ring on i don't know

i think she did like a really good job of like just being so like she did she did a good job the whole season of being diligent and composed being like i'm done she wasn't taking no shit this season yeah okay so tyler after the final rose hannah interaction what do you think I think they will go for a drink and catch up but I just think the ship has sailed Tyler for the Bachelor what are you thinking I mean I don't know because I feel like

they set it up on that after the final rose where people are now rooting for Tyler and Hannah and I don't know if I feel like they would have made it out to look like we were rooting for him to find love as the Bachelor on that finale and they didn't and I think they made, you know, the sob story for Peter

and his frickin' family and his mom and Barb just crushing it as a human being. I think they were really selling it for Peter to be a bachelor, which, I mean, either one I would not be mad at. So do you think it will be, if you had to put a thousand bucks on it right now, who's it going to be? Peter. I've said that since the beginning. Why? Haven't I?

You have, but I'm curious. I just think he's very in touch with his emotions. I think he would be a Ben Higgins-type Bachelor, which worked very well for them in the past. What's interesting is they... But the girls would go absolutely freaking nuts over. I don't know. So five hours ago, Bachelorette ABC posted a photo.

This is out there. They posted a photo of Tyler's last post. to Hannah and they wrote Bachelor Nation there still is hope the bachelorette so maybe do you think something is happening with those two here look it no i just think that i um i just think they see that the people love i don't know i never know you know what i used to think i got this whole world figured out the bachelor world i don't i never know what they're going to do all right So we always have curveballs. And I know you want Peter, your team Peter.

Do you think there's other people that, like Mike Johnson? I would love if Mike Johnson was the bachelor. Who do I think will be the bachelor? Peter. Who do I want to be the bachelor, Peter, Tyler, or Mike? And lastly, do you think there are any, like I think we all agree that Hannah was a curveball that worked out unbelievably well. Is there a curveball in the group for? for Hannah's other than Peter, Tyler, or Mike, that would just be like, wow, but they would do a good job.

Who's the fourth? Oh, loopie. Yeah, curveball, loopie. Luke, oh my God. No one would watch. No one would watch. No, I don't think there's going to be a curve ball. I think it's going to be one of those three.

I don't, I feel like they've waited too long. They kind of like have like, they've moved on from Mike, which sucks. Really? Yeah, I think. I don't think so. I just feel like they hyped up. Just because they haven't been, like, promoting? Yeah, I don't know.

I think I would love Mike as a bachelor. Me too, me, me too. You know what I like about Mike? He was like, first of all, good guy, classic guy, but he was kind of like, like, kind of like mouthy, like outspoken. Like, he was like, I'm going to say what I want to say. Like when he took down Luke Pia a couple times, stud. He's a stud. And, and, yeah.

I know who your curveball would be that you're forgetting. Who? John Paul Jones. Oh, God. Yeah, but I saw that he's on paramed. And it looks like, well, you know what? What if he gets heartbroken in paradise? Yeah, I would definitely root for him.

If John Paul Jones is a bachelor. I would possibly break up with you just to go back. I'm just kidding. That's a ridiculous thing. Imagine if I said that. No, it was so ridiculous because it was the biggest joke ever. I mean, if it was Tyler and I said that. No, I'm just kidding.

Unbelievable. I'm just kidding. And I had one more thing to say about this whole. situation Peter Barb Tyler on this commercial break

I saw Peter's dad and mom give him four fist fist pumps for the four times

yeah that's I mean are you really chewing ice in the microphone sorry guys I'm getting excited about the four

fist pumps I first of all could you imagine if I went on four years ago and said, I had sex four times. I was made to feel like I was the devil for having sex. Now she can say four times and we're cheering for her.

I love it. I think it's so great. I think that's where the show needs to be. I think they're talking about religion now. Maybe next is politics. We're talking about sex. I think it's great. What I think is great is that.

It's the real stuff. I don't want to get into it, especially here right now with you. But all this shit's been happening for years, right? Since every single year, the same thing's happening. But no one's talking about it because of critics in the hand and consideration or perception of others. And now everyone's like, fuck it. Let's just be honest. Let's just bang four times and talk about it.

It is what it is. It is what it is. What would your mom and dad do if I said I banged you four times in a windmill on national television? Oh. My mom and dad would be Peter's parents. And your mom and dad would be like. yeah they would melt in the full part

they're the cutest and most awesome and loving and like most supportive people but our parents are very different with like I think it's just how we grew up I was always the wild child

I just love how the story like we told a joking story about our first hookup and every headline's like gross fantasy sweet story it was talking about triumping damn sake now it's like what happened in the last six months we got so screwed and now we're

cheering hannah for banging four times with the dude she didn't end up with some asshole out there sent a family member uh uh the article to my grandfather and said some family you have when i was talking about a hookup i had with my girlfriend with their clothes on i wasn't talking about it by the way You were talking about it. Yeah. It was what we had with our clothes out. I mean, that headline really got some clicks, so. Maybe we should have said four times, and it would have been,

and we would have got good attention. Remember that time we climbed on four? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Holy Toledo, I'm sledding over here. This is why I have iced in my mouth, and I'm chewing in on the microphone. So let's talk about us going to the Bahamas. What were we doing? So we were filming for Brett Kissel's music video, which was awesome.

and you got in Sunday and got to enjoy the day before I did so we're at Sarah and what's it Brian Baumler they're from HGTV and they're renovating this For a couple from Canada who have been renovating an older resort

and making it stunning from their season one of I think it's Life of Brian Island of Brian Life of Brian was his show, but I think they're doing another one, island of Brian. It's on an island in the Bahamas. It was incredible. And we were there filming Brett Kissel's music video.

And I just, it was magical. Like, it was a lot of work. We did like eight-hour days of filming. And I just loved every second of it because all we did was make out and swim in nice pools. Yeah, it was Joe Corona say it was like the first. fantasy suite that i never had i mean we were literally made you a fantasy suite what's that brett kissel made you oh yeah breck kissle came out with uh a shan a bottle of champagne and two two glasses

and it was the card i actually we have it saved kately and jason should you choose to forgo or should you choose to accept this uh it was like a bohemian rose fantasy sweet da da da da da da da da and you like had a big spin on it your first fantasy suite da da da da da da da da and the whole music video was very, very intimate. It was very romantic. Very romantic, very intimate. Can't wait for you guys to see it. Yeah, it was, it was, it was great.

So that was a, that was a blast. And also he's nominated for CCMA's favorite artist. So I'm just, I just adore him. I adore him and I adore his wife and their family. family and they're just the best so if you guys want to vote you can go to what it was the website um CCMA fest.com I believe no not no fan you haven't written in your notes it's like CCMA fanfave.com yeah I don't know I'll put it on my I'll I'll do an Instagram story on my off the vine when the when this podcast comes out so you guys can

boat because he totally deserves it. And that's our drunk towel for today. What do you think was the scariest part of the shoot? When we had to dive into the blue hole and go swimming in water with poisonous spiders. Yeah, there was literally a spider web right by the area that we had to go in. And there was a spider the size of like home alone trachula. Well, that's a little dramatic. It was, it was big.

The spider was big. The body was not as big. The body wasn't as big, but it had colors like if that thing bit you, it would be ugly. The Bahamas was great. We are going to go to sleep. We have a very big travel day with ramen tomorrow to Canada where we will be having our lake life for the next month. So stay tuned for that. You know you're probably getting a couple drunk dolls with Mama Bristow.

Mama beat. Mama beat. Mama, mom, mama, ma'am. And it's crazy because this time last. year we were watching you talking about your lip clit while i was having my summer away wait was that in august oh my god that was i remember watching every monday night with mom and rob and doing commentary of them and we're talking about you i love how the word lip clit just comes out so casually it's hilarious roll a clip roll it roll it roll it roll it roll it roll the lip clip oh jesus

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