Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Drunk Dial: Olivia Caridi and Jason

Episode Date: November 22, 2019

Kaitlyn sits down with Jason and Olivia Caridi for her last Drunk Dial episode! She dedicates the show to a vino named Kymber before getting into the nitty gritty. They start head-on with confessions and Olivia tells a story about almost peeing her pants at work. They take questions from vinos and play a game called "Olivia mouths of" where we hear about her interview with Luke P. and her hot take on Beyonce. They end the episode with advice for getting through the holidays! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome to this week's episode of Drunk Dial and Happy Friday. I'm joined today by the one and only, Olivia. Again, part two. This is fun. Yeah. You're so good that I had you again. And Jason's here, too. Hi, Jason.

I don't know. Are you chiming in for this one or you're just hanging? He's kind of laying back. He is. You see very chill right now. Thanks. We just recorded it. A nice intro, huh?

Yeah. Well, I mean, we all know how I feel about you. Start it over. I can't pump your tires every single time. We just recorded grape therapy together. It'll be coming out, I think, Thursday the 28th. So make sure you look out for that one. And I do have some news to share with you guys before we get to this week's episode.

Next Friday, the 29th, will actually be my final episode of Drunk Dial. What? What? Yeah. No way. I loved recording Drunk Dial and getting the chance to speak with, you know, Vino's on one-on-one and answer their questions. I still plan on doing that every so often with grape therapy.

But I'm just, it's too hard to keep up with three episodes right now. We had this conversation at Ashley and Jared's wedding. I was like, the fact that you can do this many shows in a week is unbelievable. But also, like, relax, kid. Yeah. And I feel like I'm not giving it my best on the other two. And I just want to, I want my other two to just be like the best they can possibly. Yeah, and the butter.

Not the jam. Yeah. Drunk dial's the jam. But it's... And we like jam. I love jam. Jam's fun once in a while. You'll mix some jam in.

But I just, I want to, well, I want to make the, like, I'm going to incorporate drunk dial a little bit more into grape therapy and have like real legit interviews on Tuesdays and do more fun of a drunk dial feel on grape therapies on Thursdays. So, I just, three is a lot. You don't need to hear me three times a week. It's unbelievable. Yeah, and I just, and I'm just a little, props to you. And I think, too, like you've told me this, like you are trying to listen to the feedback of those who have followed you since day one. And some of them have said, you know, make it two and put drunk dial into that. So I think it's probably a mix of both, like, both of those things.

You can do, like, great therapy and then take a call at the end or something. That's exactly what I want to do. Because I still want to talk to vinos and people that are listening and I love hearing their stories. And every time I hang up the phone with one of them, I'm like, I actually want to be their friend. Yeah. Every time. And so I'm like, I still want to do that. in grape therapy. I just want to give grape therapy and off the vine my full attention. So

that's what's happening. Full support. Okay. So even though I'm pretty much constantly on the road, I always make time for my TV shows. Jason was always like, I'm not a big TV show guy. And I was like, hmm, have been my whole life. Get on board. I'll watch them on the planes in the hotel rooms. Sometimes I'll wait until I'm back in Nashville just so I can like binge all of them at once from bed. Don't act like you don't do it. And one of my absolute favorite things about fall is that my favorite shows are back hallelujah and hulu has them all in one place who has the tv you love for just 599 a month everything from family guy south park for when you need a good laugh to this is us and gray's anatomy when you just need some drama in your life and maybe a few tears if you feel the way

i do about tv you can go to hulu dot com and start your free trial and get your binge on go hey girl get you being john i did dedicate a live show to this girl kimber i didn't know if i could say her name before because i didn't know if they wanted to keep the family wanted to keep this private but um i did want to share something that's very close to my heart and is absolutely i'm gonna try not to cry um it's devastating for me to share but i think also really important to talk about but i've been writing back and forth with a vino named kimber for a while now and her story really put a lot of things into perspective for jason too for both of us when we talked about it i was i like couldn't get words out i was crying so hard.

But Kimber was going through a battle with cancer, and she recently lost that battle. She was just 25 years old. And every time I talked to her, she just had the best energy. She was so positive. And I just feel like she's an amazing person. And if you want to hear about her story and just be inspired by her, I think she lived an incredible life. You can follow her Instagram. It's at Kimber, K-Y-M-B-E-R- underscore StarM-M-A-M-R-S-R-R-S-R-R-S-R-R-S-R-R-R-S-R-R-S-R-R-S-R-R-S-R-M-S-M-M-M-E.

because there's a link to her blog there where she wrote about her journey and yeah like I said I dedicated my live show and Braya to her and wanted to also dedicate this she was incredible also an incredible singer I was watching her Instagram videos and she honestly had the most incredible voice and she was just always so like like she was supposed to come to one of my live shows last year and she her health took a turn but then she was doing really well

and it's just 25 years old and she was just such a light so we love you Kim yeah Absolutely. We love you. And, yeah, this episode's for her. So let's try to do it. Let's give it our all. We're going to give it our all.

Elimi's going to tell us her worst confession of all time. I think I've done that. Yeah, you have. I have a recent one. Let's recap your past confession. People still are like, oh, she has problems. Why? You know, my first confession.

What was it? What was the first one again? That I've shit my pants like five times as sober as a 20-year-old. Oh, yeah. But that's like, that does not mean you're a bad person. My favorite is that you opened up your computer on a plane and there was still porn going on. That's so funny. Oh, Ben Zorn had a good one.

Like, he was watching porn on his phone and he didn't realize the Bluetooth was connected to his audio. And it was like, it was like his girlfriend heard him and was like, what are you doing in there? I mean, we, it's, porn is cool sometimes. But I forget sometimes to like delete the history and then they're on the plane. And I was like, you can't forget. You know, like, even with the plane, there's no Wi-Fi. Like, how would it pop up? But it did.

But it did. See, it could be worse. What if you were in your interview? And you're just like, oh, let me show you something. Trust me when I say there will be no pornography before my interview at all. Zero. Smart. None.

Very smart. I won't even look at my phone. It's just nothing. Just say, nothing. Take the proper. What is it? Precautions. How well I've done.

That's hilarious. Okay. Well, what's this one? I have to start? Yeah. Well, because I don't have one. Well, you better get to thinking because I'm not confessing. This is part of your 48-hour challenge.

You cannot be afraid of failure. You put it out there. You hose ain't confessing. Okay. So recently, so where I work right now, there's only two people. Well, this was a couple weeks ago because I was in the afternoons, but there's only two people. So when someone goes to lunch, you're alone for like an hour. So I had come back from lunch.

I'm working. and all of a sudden I'm alone and I'm like going to pee myself like it's happening it's flowing I'm like sitting there at the podium and I'm like what do I do like if I leave I can't lock the door I can't leave a note on the door that says in the bathroom be back and five

like what kind of sky club is that so I hold on as long as I possibly can and I pittle a little bit in my pants Oh, uh-oh. And I'm like... In the purple pantsuit? My purple pantsuit. Okay. And I was like, I have to go.

So thank God. There was a guy who works with me, but he's in the mornings. Yeah? He's in the club. Yeah. I run through the club. Running. I'm wet.

And I'm like, you have to come to the podium right now. Meanwhile, he's like drinking wine, having charcutory board. Oh, God. He's in this, like, beautiful suit. I'm like, he's like, what's going on? No, I'm in a suit. I said, I don't care what you're doing. it's either I pee myself

I lock the door I don't know what do you want so anyway he took over and the funniest part was he's in this green linen suit he's like so extra there's a glass of wine on the podium and he's just checking

beep welcome to the sky club people are probably like who is this guy what that's awesome she just he actually works for Delta but I ran to the bathroom pittled really quick ran back clean myself up you know Well, it would have been a lot better if you peed yourself. I did a little, but I was like, I can never just do a little.

It's either full-blown. But then I emailed my boss, and I was like, this is what happened today. You need to figure out how to get more employees. Because if this had been worse, I don't know. Like, I can't be alone in these moments. Don't leave you alone. I can't be alone. You never know what's going to happen. So anyway, we made it.

I relieved him and he went back to his charcutory board. That's so funny. But people were, I heard people in the club being like, who was this? It was like he's this six, four linen green. He literally embroidered his shirts with his name in it because he's like so bougie. And I was like, I need you. I need you. I'll never forget.

I don't know if I've told the story I think I have on my podcast. But this guy had an embroidered suit and I worked at a restaurant. And not only did, I was wiping the whiteboard at the front. and he was like, oh, your butt moves. Like, I love watching your butt move when you wipe the whiteboard. No, I'm not kidding. And I felt so violated. I was so young, though, at the time.

Then I went over to his table and he said, oh, he opened up his suit jacket. And he was like, you know this Italian designer? And I was like, no. And he's like, yeah, you're probably like, oh, Italian, I love spaghetti. That's so rude. I hate him. I hate him so rude. I hate him so much.

Let's call him. That just reminded me of him. Who is he? His name was Kirk, and he's just such a little douche canoe. I hate him. He was just the worst. I don't know what. That just reminded me when you said he had a, not that, not that.

Oh, literally. All of the shirts are a broidered in rainbow colors. Oh, my God. I love him. And he wears sunglasses inside, so he's wearing a green linen suit with pink sunglasses. He would be eating a charcutory ball. Exactly. You know, he always true.

Cairns. What is like the Karen version and male theme? Oh, Phil. Phil. Phil. I don't. Kirk could be up there. Kirk, yeah.

What is it? On family guy, they say, on family guy, they say that the worst name in, in history of men is Kevin. Kevin. Yeah. I just instantly think home alone. Hmm. Kevin. Okay, wait.

I have haters, so let me. Well, I actually just got, look at this. I just got a DM from a Karen last night. Linda. Linda's a good one, too. Karen said, oh, wait. Karen said, so do you just drink and party and sell scrunchies? And I said, yes, Karen.

And wine. Don't forget, I also sell wine. And she said, I'm well aware you sell wine. And I said, cool. Thanks for your business. She's aware. She knows all the things I sell. She's trying to be bitchy about it.

But really, I'm just like, great. I'm glad you're aware. Side note, there's a friend of mine is going to your show in Dallas. and she owns probably 57 scrunchies. Oh, really? And what's her name? Her name's Ali. Ali Barnes.

Okay. And, uh, Ali Barnes. Going to give her a shout out. She would literally pee herself. Perfect. Happily. I hope. I hope she does.

Tell her to think of a confession and then text me. I'm going to pull her up for a confession. I will. Yeah. I tried to get her. My mom's best friend's going to be there. I'm scared. With her daughters.

I'm scared. I know. She's cool. She's fun. You like her. Is a. Layna Davy is going to be there. Yeah.

Because I feel like she's all over that. She is. She's going to be there for sure. I would not be surprised. Elena, Jessica Cody, Danielle Maltby is coming in from Nashville. Really? Wow. Yep. It's going to be a party.

It's going to be a party. It's going to be a party. So you know all this stuff already. Yeah, but no. No, no, because this will come out this Friday. Okay, bye. Okay, bye. People have questions for you, Olivia, on the Facebook.

Oh, no. Okay. Facebook group. Brittany Haas asks, how wide can Olivia really open her mouth please measure with a ruler have you done this no but should we do it right now yeah oh wow what is that measurement system i've heard from i've heard from your knuckle to whatever this knuckle is is an inch wait i need to record this okay so how okay this is an inch right here okay huh two and a half two and a half inches wide and then what about long what about long

Can you get a width, length, and height? I mean, literally, though. Can you do that thing that's all over Barstool now where people take, like, the champagne glass and, like, chuck it down? Yeah, but you see it with the Red So-Locup? No, honestly, I think they edited my mouth bigger. Could you wrap your mouth around a Red Solo Cup? I think they edited my. I did.

Did you see on Barstool Sports, the one girl, that does that? Oh, wow. I mean, you can definitely get the bottom in there. It's so iconic. I just literally ate the mic. That's amazing. I did. Of me eating the mic?

Oh, I got video of you measuring. That was better anyway. It's fine. It's good. It's really good. I just ate the mic, though. Okay, so three inches long, three inches wide. About three and three.

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Guys, that's actually really hard. Where'd you go to school? I went to TCU. Oh, nice. Yeah, and I was in a sorority. Can you believe it? I went to one TCU football game. I couldn't believe the way.

My buddy was a physical therapist for the team. No way? I couldn't believe. How do all of your buddies have like? Is that weird? Best job. Because we're the same age, right? Sean Barnett.

He is now physical therapist for the New York Mets. Wow. Yeah. But I couldn't believe at those football games the way people dress. Oh, like it's like a fashion show. It's literally a fashion show. It's like everyone's got their hat. I mean, it's impressive.

Boots. It's like so dainty. I will say like TCU's like you look good. You look good. Yeah, it's a really nice campus. It's a beautiful campus, beautiful school, beautiful people. Horned frogs, right? Horn frogs, yep.

Best memory. Ooh. Well, I mean, I made my, two of my best friends forever will be in my wedding will be at my casket when I die were from TCU. But one of my favorite memories was, so freshman year, I did every competition, every everything. I thought I was like the freshman pledge of the world. Like, I thought it was amazing.

Oh. And then sophomore year. You need to channel that energy again. Well, sophomore year comes around, and we have rush, which is where, like, everyone claps and tries to get new people to join. And they, like, hid me. Like, I was nowhere to be found. I didn't talk to anyone. I don't know.

To this day, I don't know. It's probably because I'm, like, aggressive. But anyway, I was just, like, really bummed. And I was sick of sitting in a hallway by myself doing nothing. So I said, fuck this. Because between every, like, session, they take roll to make sure that you're there. Roll call. I'm not doing that.

So I went upstairs to someone's dorm and I watched an entire season of the hills during an entire day of rush, never got in trouble for it. I actually, my best friend Rachel, just sent me a photo of us. There was like four of us that were just like, you know what? We're outcasts in the sorority. We're just going to watch a whole season of the hills. So that's one of my finest memories is being like. Did you have to do any crazy pledge stuff? honestly no like um what what what what's the i don't know rumors it's not really anything crazy like you

you sing songs and then you're just like part of it i don't know i really i had really i had really amazing hopes and i did make like two of my best bestest friends in the whole entire world so i have to be grateful for that yeah but the house um it wasn't like a greek house that you see in movies it was like a dorm it's so my cousin is a sorority i forgot what it is in michigan University of Michigan, University of Michigan. It's wild. They have like cooks and stuff that come in and cook every meal. So spoiled. Like my sister at Dartmouth, it was like literally what you would expect in a movie. Yeah. It's incredible. TCU is not like. Oh my God. It's wild. I want to experience that. Maybe I could go to college for a week. I mean, if we went to TCU, my sorority would like, fucking welcome you. Oh my God. I'm going to do this. I'm going to go to a college for a week. We go to the same college. You go to a sorority. I go to a fraternity and we like pledged. What is pledging? mean that's like you commit to a sorority yeah you like the funniest thing is like and so accurate of my entire life as a whole is after we graduated me and my two best friends who were also outcasts found out that the whole time there was a group text with every single person in my pledge group

except for us what the hell a bunch of bullies okay bye but pledging is like serious like you have to get you have to get selected yeah right and then once you're selected you have to go through this pledging process and it's like I've heard things like you have to memorize every single sorority sister's name where they live what they're studying what year they are how old they are like and they drill you with all these questions no it's not fair you can't go to a fraternity you've already done the college thing I've never been a fraternity and I date I dated a frat guy so like I I was like frat what does that mean it's very cool to date oh it is to be a frat girl who dates a frack guy well there's certain like and you're like committed to one frat so aren't they're like cool

Yeah, I dated a pie cap. Piecap of FI. Oh my gosh, this is just foreign language to me. Adored. It was great. So I was an athlete, so the athletes didn't really get along with the fraternities at our school. Yeah, and TCU athletes, like, don't mix with. Yeah, that's how old.

Oh, my God, this is so funny. Why is there not shows about this? Like, it are, I remember at the bar that we went to. It's called the IB at Geneseo. You had, like, certain areas. So it was like, okay, hockey guys sit in that corner. Aigo's, oh, that's so cool. It goes over that corner.

It's, like, it's literally out of a movie. It's literally out of a movie. College is just one giant movie. Yeah. I'm like, why are they're not movies about it? There's like a real system. The Greek system in college is like one giant movie. And my Greek system, like when I experienced my sister's Greek system, I mean, Dartmouth, like, if you want to talk about Greek, holy crap, unbelievable.

I was like down for the count puked by 7 p.m. But there's a lot of good with Greek, too. Like, they do a lot of community service and give back. And they really, like, we do study hours. Like, they really expect a lot for our grades. we get involved the community there's all sorts of fun like social events i'm probably just like the same thing with the bachelor probably just suck at big groups of like people so i was okay bye i also was so immersed in my major that i wasn't really super what was your major broadcast journalism

oh yeah do you think you'll ever go back to that i'm too old what no you're not too old it's just kind of how you're in your 20s i know but the way the broadcast world works yeah to work your way up I think the world's changing, though. I think it's like it's not any more about experience. It's just about, like, honestly, it seems like they're just putting celebrities as hosts now. I feel like you'd be so good. We'll see. I don't know.

I mean, don't rule it out. I'm, like, so afraid of cameras now. Where is your, forgive me for not knowing this, but is your hometown, Austin? Yeah. Well, I was born in New York City, but we grew up, I've lived here for 20 years. I think you should go for it. I do too. You're not too old.

That is bullshit. We're very committed to Delta. we all all three of us that's true so and you love what you do right oh my god i love my job so did you love being in broadcast loved it you did loved it so what did you what did you or do you love more i'm disillusioned by TVs now yeah it's like PTSD yeah i just don't want to go near them anymore okay well we i hope you get a flight attendant job because i think that i i love my current job like i have zero regrets at all about right flight attendants trust me i make more doing what i do now than I did in TV.

I love Delta flight attendants are so great. They're so good. They're the best. Sorry. No, that's okay. Next question. Talley Haliski says, was it hard for Olivia to keep quiet while interviewing Luke P? Oh, Luke Parker. Oh, you interviewed him.

Yeah. How was that? I was first. Oh, that's cool. I'm surprised the show. Oh, no, ABC doesn't let me get anyone. How did they let you do him? He doesn't give a fuck.

He just talked to me. Really? Yeah. Oh, interesting. Okay. Luke P there were times where I was like

what the hell's going on like but but maybe it's just because of what I experienced but some of it I'm like yeah that makes sense like I think he was very similar to me and that he was super naive he agreed to do everything and he wasn't meant

to be I think he got he had this image of Hannah in his mind like way too solidified before he even started the process before he even met her he's like my wife and overthought it But yeah I mean there were certain points where

The pauses are real The like silences Like I had to cut a lot of them Because it was just like He thinks a lot before he he speaks Like really Really does What are some of the answers he had

For you the questions that you provided That you were like wow interesting Well I mean obviously like the bringing the ring To the proposal site or whatever Or I'm sorry when after he was sent home and he went to Hannah and I don't, did it ever air that he had a ring? I don't think. I think that was a spoiler.

But he was basically convinced to bring a ring to this when he was dumped and came back. He had a ring in his pocket and they were going to present it like, oh, he was ready to propose. And he told the story about how they were like, bring this ring and whatever. So that whole story was crazy. But I think it was more of just, I was really surprised by how much. he admitted to his wrongdoings. Oh, that's good. Because he didn't, I felt like he didn't do that on tell all, men tell all.

I think he really regrets mental all. I asked him, I was like, so why, when they said, do you have regrets, he said no. He goes, I don't know why I regret saying that. He also said, though, and I don't know, because we'll never see the footage. He said no. And then he said, wait, wait, wait, wait, Chris, that's not true. But once you've said, no, it's over. They're going to, you know.

Yeah. There's no way they're going to air him being regretful. Right. So that was interesting. I thought I was very eye-opening and he's not a bad person. I don't believe that. Why do you think every single guy disliked him? What did he attest to that?

I think he definitely walked around and maybe the same way that I did with an air of like. Arrogance? Yeah. Or like a cockiness. He admits that he got kind of cocky. Yeah. And that he might have had something to do with that. The pressure might have had something to do with that.

But, you know, he also claims he had a lot of great moments with Hannah that, like, never aired that made him feel like he was. Of course. You know. But yeah, I mean, obviously, that's huge to not have like, to have zero friends. Like, that's different. I don't know. I feel kind of weird about him. But I, you know me.

I have to have, I have to give everyone the benefit of the dog. Yeah, I like that. If I didn't get it, then who am I? But I like that. Yeah. I like giving people the benefit of the doubt. Okay, let's be honest here. Your family and friends love receiving.

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I like I mean I hate to say like Instagram has been a great tool from no that's great I like hearing nice stories about Instagram meeting friends that way and my closest friends in Seattle I met on Instagram. Yeah. And we're like bonded forever and it's great. I think another thing is like I've done this in Austin because ironically I grew up here but I don't know many people here still. I joined a sports and social club. That's great. I like that. I love volleyball. So I found a sports and social club. And now I have like hordes of volleyball friends. So I think that's a good I think that's a good piece of advice. Yeah. It's kind of dorky but like think of what you like to do. And even like Facebook is unbelievable. They have like groups for everything. Like even if you went on OTV and the group and

said, hey, is anyone based in Calgary? There's probably several people who are like, I'm based in Calgary. Let's hang out. Yeah. And that's just people. And then through people, you meet other people. Yeah. And it's then you consider yourself a social person? No. Oh. Me? No. Well, which is interesting because that's putting yourself in very social situations to make friends. I have to force it. I have to force it. I have to force it. Meaning I'm not social because social doesn't come naturally to me. Like, I have to push myself. Well, good for you for doing that. I don't not like people.

Yeah. I think I'm just more like introvert. Yeah. Introvert. That's fine. But I like pushing myself. Very fair. I enjoy being around people.

It's just like, oh, hallmark movies. They're so fun. Okay, we're going to play a game called Olivia. See, now I hear myself saying, um, all the time. It's fine. We're playing a game called Olivia Mouthoff. Oh, no. No.

No, it's good. It's just questions. Okay. We just came up with a fun, clever name for it. Okay. I'm scared. Here we go. 30 seconds to mouth off on the following somewhat controversial questions.

Okay. Can Mercury retrograde actually affect your day week month? Look. This whole Mercury and Retrograde thing, I don't really get it. What does it mean? Like the moon is like behind the stars? I don't know. Do I think that like there's a certain time of year where like stuff is weird?

Yeah. I don't know if I blame Mercury. but I don't know who Mercury is. I know. Who's retrograde? I don't know. Yeah. The stars aren't aligning with the moon.

I actually believe in it because I think... I believe in it. Yeah. I just don't know what it is really. Does anyone really know? I think it's more of like a saying nowadays. Yeah. It's like...

He's in retrograde. Yeah. Guys, if you're feeling funky, just blame Mercury. I believe it. And then if you're on your period while Mercury is in retrograde. Oh, then good luck. Game over. Kid.

Yeah. Shark week is real. Shark week. Should men wear flip-flops. Absolutely not. If a man wears flip flops, he's immediately written off. He should go to Mercury and talk about it. I love, I saw Dean the other day award for the flaps on the red carpet.

I loved it. I loved it. I was like, you rocked that. Absolutely not. Especially, if I see a man at the airport in flip flops, you need to be arrested. I think it's hot. What the fuck are you talking about? I think it's hot when guys wear shorts and flip flops.

I do. Why is it so bad? The toes, their toes are hairy. They don't shave their toes. It's manly. That's their nails that they don't really get done that much. I don't need to be seeing, I don't need to be seeing female feet either. I mean, like, we groom, but like, feet are, God, God.

I don't want feet. I'm not against feet. Feet are very strange. Okay. I'm so glad I asked that question. I felt the passion. Are dogs better than cats? Yes.

And I've had cats, so I'm not being biased. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No. Jason? No. A hot dog is a sandwich. I agree. But then I would...

They say... I'd like to have a debate with someone who does... Do you believe that a hot dog is a sandwich? No. Okay, well then we suck. So... Because that...

I will just play devil's advocate. What would you call it? How would you classify it? A snack? It's a hot dog. It's just a hot dog. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. God, now I want a hot dog. Hot dog? Well, sandwiches aren't long. And they're not like dogs. Yeah. Like, that's not what they are. Great, I explain.

Who is the best friend on Friends. You're going to get a lot of... Phoebe. Okay. Do you agree? No. Okay.

Everyone hates my answer. Ross is my favorite. Okay. And that's very controversial. I'm such a Phoebe. Yeah. You are such a Phoebe. Yeah.

Which is great. Like she's up there in top three. Like a friend, but like what the fuck is she doing all the time? I don't know. She's just like she beats to her own drum. She's just a drummer. But she's loyal. It's very loyal.

Yeah. Yeah. What meal of the day is the best one? Brent. Jason, you can answer these, too. This is Melvin off with Olivia and Jason. Yeah. Got it.

I'm going to go dinner. Dinner's your favorite? Lunch is your favorite? I never know to have for lunch. I like brunch because I don't like breakfast because that requires me to wake up early, but I don't like lunch. Lunch is a waste. Lunch is a waste. If you think lunch is good, no.

Like, when you get a big dinner and you might have an appetizer, potentially dessert, like three, like, what more could you ask for? Yeah, I love a good dinner. But the thing I love about brunch is like it's kind of desserty. Is it? Oh, with like French toast. Yeah, you're right. You're right, you're right. So it's like a mix of both.

Okay. Because lunch is stupid. I don't think anyone would disagree that lunch is stupid. Lunch is stupid. Let's just abolish lunch. Yeah, but when you're working, like a lunch break is the best part of some people's What I'm taking lunch, though, it's usually just like me reading a book and eating a bag of popcorn. Like, is lunch ever like, ooh, let's dig into this pork salad.

Yeah, no, lunch is useless. So stupid. Lunch is my second favorite. Okay. Bye. Bye. Is cranberry sauce a great Thanksgiving. absolutely 100%. I love cranberry sauce. It is so essential to a proper meal. I definitely

agree with you. I feel like I'm all about condiments and what you put on things. And the cranberries, there has to be crans in there. Not just jelly. Not just jelly. Everything. Like I don't eat turkey goods. Beans. Stuffing. Stuffing. Stuffing. What the shit. What hot sauce on your bread? Yeah, definitely. The thing is, is I don't want, like if I'm eating meat and potato, I don't want sweet stuff. Like, I don't want sweet potatoes are kind of like dessert. I want that as dessert. Like, I don't want sweet potatoes or dessert?

No. It's sweet potato. This is a whole segment right here. I don't want sweets to touch my meat. You've craved chocolate today. For dessert, though. I have to, like, classify it, you know? I love cranberry sauce.

Do you really like crambers? And I love it when you're, they kind of cook it a little bit. So when you bite it, it kind of pops. Yeah. So you have the number, okay, cranberry sauce in front of you, boom, right now, what are you putting it on? All, just the whole plate. The whole plate.

Cranberry sauce on your stuffing. That's my favorite. So good. Side note. I will try that because you're coming home for Thanksgiving to Charlotte. I will try that. And there's no way I'm going to like that. You will.

Guarantee. Call me when you do. You got to have proper cranberry sauce. Actually, I'll take anything. We're going to do a group face time if you eat a proper Thanksgiving meal. Okay. And you can't fake it. If you actually enjoy it, you've got to be honest.

I will. Okay. Is sleeping naked better than wearing PJs? No. I love PJs. I've, I'm not someone who is. When I sleep naked, I have dreams about being naked in public. Think of all the juices that you're getting on your sheets.

It's disgusting. I'm not sleeping naked, though. I don't want to be hot in bed. You don't sleep naked. Sometimes I do. Then you lift your blankie up so that your legs are open. Yeah, you do the leg over, yeah. You don't need to be, like, in the news and bed.

The thing about, I love Rahm and I love him on our bed, but he sleeps like such a damn diva. Really? He stretches across and goes down a diagonal. And now I'm like, in your bed. I'm, like, stuck on the corner, like, rolling off the bed because I can't, I'm in the heart to push him. Yeah, Gemma only gets in a cage in a occasional bed sleep. Oh, he's every night.

Yeah, we need to work on that. No, I don't. We're not working on that, says Jason, who's like falling off of it. I, like, literally spoon him. We all, like the three of us in bed are spooning. Like, he's right in the middle. He's right in the middle. He lays his head on the pillow.

He's under the covers, the three of us spoon. He's the best cuddler. Oh, wrong. Does pineapple belong on pizza? No. Yes. Nope. Nope.

It goes back to my sweet. I know. I don't want anything, like, sweet on, like, food. I do extra pineapple. not on my piece. It was never meant to be there. Whoever put it there. I agree with that.

It was in retrograde. I could almost say, I would actually take anchovies over pineapple. That's a ridiculous comment, but I would. Absolutely not. I don't hate anchovies. I just don't want. I'm trying to think other things sweet that shouldn't be in like your food, food, your main meal. I would rather have like, yeah, you also don't like berries in your salad.

Don't like berries in my salad. That's another good one. You know what else? I don't like, like, you said, having like French toast or pancakes. I don't want that for breakfast, because I would have it for dessert, but I don't want it for breakfast. That's what I'm saying, like, I like brunch is because it's like a mix of both. I get that. I get one and everything.

I just pulled something in my back. Are you all right? No. Oh my gosh, something like ER hinged in my back. I'm okay. Nabilized? Just took me a second. Okay.

Oh, okay. Is Beyonce overrated? Yes. No. I'm confused on this one because her voice is unlike any other voice out there. She has an amazing voice. Her voice is stupid. her dance moves are great

she's sexy I don't know why I find it but yes what is overrated about her because then she like hangs out with the president and well Obama they're like friends

yeah but look at her her and Jay Z are one of the most powerful couples in the country why because they have good voices well the first of all they've been able to like monetize nowadays

Jay Z is I don't think I mean he's a hip hop icon they're so iconic they're billionaires together aren't they yeah they are okay sure they are

I don't know why she just doesn't some people just don't do it I probably don't do it for some people. What about Taylor Swift? Did she do it for you? I'm a mix with her. I'm a mix. I'm a mix.

I want to know the real Taylor. I'm tough with her because I, like, I still love red. Huh? The album. Oh, the first. Like, she went poppy. She went kind of poppy. Loved it.

Then she went like weird, the kind of like, you mess with me album. Yeah. I didn't love it. I bought tickets. I ended up selling them. No way. Yeah, I didn't even really want to see it. Interesting.

And then this new album, I really thought like, oh, this is great. It's getting back to red, but it's still not red. Didn't you guys see yesterday? Yeah. That movie is, first of all, like, absolutely incredible. But it brings me back to, I feel like artists these days, I could be way wrong, but like, Post Malone is an example of a guy I want to, like, see because he's so naturally talented. I ran.

I walked past him. Taylor Swift, and she, by the way, outrageously talented and genius. But does Taylor Swift write her stuff? Yes. Yes. Oh, she does? Yes.

Okay. I just think like Taylor's just, there's been so many, like, evolutions of her that I'm just trying to, I'm trying to latch on to one when she feels like this is the one. Yeah. And I don't think she knows which evolution is her. But I will love her forever. So you take Taylor Swift over beyond? Yes. Easy.

Easy. 100%. Really? Yeah. Every day. I go BS. No. Taylor. Ooh, I don't know.

But just because like blank space. Forever. Yeah, forever. I bought, actually, I remember this distinct memory of buying a Beyonce album back when you had to buy albums, even if you only liked one song kind of thing. I only liked one song, the whole thing. Really? Yeah.

I do love seeing like some of these new artists got like Billy Alish and like some of these new artists come to light. Yeah. Ilish. Harlish. I don't know. I like seeing some of the like, you know, it's fun. Well, like, think about someone like Lizzo who, like Lizzo, she was at ACL. ACL f*** up big time.

Really? They had her on this like mini stage. It people, it was for miles. People couldn't even hear her because they, they didn't think it was Lizzo, whatever. It was like a complete disservice. The next weekend, they ended up having to show her video on a different stage, but you still couldn't hear her. But just because it was so big. Yeah.

Like that's, I love new music. I love the new people. on the, I have hope for Taylor. I just want her to know who she is. Just as for Taylor. I bring back Freddie Mercury. Oh, God, if you want to talk about good music. Yeah.

So do you know what yesterday's about? No. It's a genius premise. So it's this guy that's living in like today's world, but he's a musician. He's struggling. He can't come up with anything. And so what he does is he starts talking about the Beatles. And he recognizes no one knows the Beatles.

So he starts Googling Beatles. The Beatles don't exist. the Beatles don't exist He got an accident that doesn't even exist Something happened So he starts taking their songs And blows up And because he's the only one that remembers them

But there's other It's a wild thing like he's asked He's on a plane like a private jet He's asking the Is that a new movie? Why haven't I seen that? He's asking for a Coke And they're like

There's no Coke What's Coke? And the only alternative is Pepsi So it's this world Or like these common things That we live and don't exist And it's great It's mind blowing

It's cool It's the last thing Who I would take over Taylor and Beyonce Creed creed I can't I can't

I love creed I love creed I love creed stop don't stop down with arms wide open

under no way I love creed I would bang to creed all the time it's like my pregan shit right there that's the bright answer

there you go Kurt Cobain, I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. I've read every book. I know every song. I'm obsessed with Nirvana. Last thing to get us through the holidays on this drunk dial. Advice for Thanksgiving dinners with big families if you struggle with boundaries and like, you know what I mean? Like sometimes Thanksgiving for me is very exciting because I'm obsessed with your family and we all get along so well and it's so fun. But that's not the case for everybody. No. That's not the case. And so I think I want to give advice.

to people who have to go into Thanksgiving. My advice is boundaries. I'm all about boundaries and not feeling pressure. If you don't want to be there, don't. Well, I come from a really massive family. So, like, we, our Thanksgivings are just, like, very overwhelming. Yeah. I'm a big fan of the kids table.

Yeah. You think it's overwhelming? It's not. I love the kids table. Like, it's funnier than you, than the adult table. Yeah. You're not getting asked about. why you're not married yet right you just get to play yeah even if you're 20 and everyone else

is six go to the kids table go to the kids that's my advice that's my advice yeah i think you do one of two things you either say i'm going to get through this unscathed so you're politically correct get through the night play nice and just move on don't talk about politics well it's one day it's one day yeah or you just say it and you just go away talk about politics no you just start challenging people in different generations like what you're saying getting married like you challenge, I'm like, well, why would I adhere to this blueprint that you guys have created when it's not working? Why would I do that, you know, like challenge that.

Okay, wait, I actually love that advice because a lot of people do go in and that is a, for some reason, the drunk uncle always asks when you're getting married and when, why are you single? And it is, I like that. Because a lot of people just be like, oh, I don't know. And then they hate that question. But it's like, yeah, challenge them. Yeah, or you're like, well, what about this job? Or I don't think that's good.

I like that. I have a challenge the way people are thinking because I think what people have put in place traditionally clearly is not working. Like I talk about this a lot, but, you know, like our, our debts at its all-time highest, like, from a personal standpoint and from a national standpoint, like relationships are marriage, divorce rates at this all-time highest, depression's at its all-time high. Like, almost every aspect of life right now is trending in the wrong direction,

yet we're still adhering to what we're supposed to be doing. Tell me more. Also, I don't know if people know this, but football is huge on Thanksgiving. So if you turn on a football game, half the population is gone. Wow, that's great advice. There you go. That's the best advice.

There it is. And just you know what? Have fun with dumb things. Like play games or just be like, okay, let's drink every first down. Here we go. Find a common consensus.

Yeah. There's one thing everybody loves, I think, and that's football. Yeah. And football is huge on things. But not to get into politics. What a disaster Thanksgiving is going to be.

I know. Because of like the impeachment. Oh, I know. Oh, my God. It's like the timing's awful. It's not great. I am a little scared about that because I don't do well with politics. I have a question for everybody before we leave.

Yes. Is Thanksgiving dinner overrated? Do we really actually love meat and potatoes? I look forward to Thanksgiving dinner all year. Yeah, I think Thanksgiving is one of the older I get, it becomes one of my most favorite holidays. Is it because it's nostalgic for you? No, not at all. It's because you don't have to, it's not about gifts, right?

It's just about quality time with like the people you care most about. No, I love that. I'm talking about the actual meal. is the best way to bring people together. I'm in for the meal. Yeah. And it's one of it's like the one meal where it's like no one, like wear your stretchy pants, no one gives a shit, just eat and drink. Yeah. No worries.

What would you, what do you think? You probably want toferky. I don't want toafurkey. So what would you add to the meal to make it better? Nothing. I'm just, I'm not to be, I'm like, yeah, stuffing's great. I'm not a big potato guy. I don't love potatoes. I hate the way I feel after Thanksgiving dinner but when I'm in it the turkey tooths are real yeah the turkey tooths are for sure but the and just the what's that called the triptophen or whatever that makes you tire after it is amazing it's like you throw your sweats on I just don't like how they call it Thanksgiving dinner because honestly it's always like Thanksgiving brunch brunch like 3 p.m you're dead by 7 all right so let's do favorite and I know you got to wrap up but you're favorite item in Thanksgiving dinner stuffing

stuffing so I'm stuffing okay no no no no no no no my dad puts fresh high up but I know it's fresh house but I'm stuffing stuffing it's fresh alipino and stuffing, and it is so good. Ooh, I'm excited to try. Stuffing is literally my grandmother who, like, knows everything about me. Every time I go visit her in Wisconsin, she makes stuffing for every meal because she knows how much I love it. So golden raisins. No, that's so gross. The raisins is the only food I can think of that I hate.

Well, there you go. Really bad for your teeth. I guess you're never coming to my Thanksgiving. I'll just pick out the raisins. Okay. But my favorite is also stuffing with cranberry sauce. Yeah. Oh, forgot that part. And apple pie.

Yeah. I'm not a big pie guy. Surprise us. Don't say stuffing. Say something else. That big mashed potato guy. White or sweet? White.

Okay. But I think there's a lot of things that go into mashed potatoes. Like, there could be really good mashed potatoes and awful mashed potatoes. Do you dig the hole in the taters and then put the gravy into it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. My mom makes really good mashed potatoes because she puts a little cream cheese and whips them. Nice.

Yeah. And it makes them very creamy. Wow. cranberry sauce my mashed potatoes just you wait just you wait my friend we'll give it a go we'll give it a go stay tuned wow call me in whenever you talk about this okay last question yeah why did the cranberries turn red to get to the other side no you're not going to guess it just let me say it why did the cranberries turn red saw the turkey dressing. Wow.

Wait. Wait. They saw the turkey dressing. Yeah, they were getting embarrassed. Okay, fine. I got one more. What? Why was, why was the, why was there a turkey on Comedy Central?

He was there for the roast. Oh. Oh, there's got it. Thank God. I see what you were doing there. My issue of the cranberry joke was that cranberry and turkey don't really have anything in common. Except for the fact that you put cranberry sauce on turkeys.

But like, not literally. We do, but I think most, like, the average human wouldn't put the two and two together. Also, the thought of just a freaking huge cooked turkey with the bones and wings. I was going to say, like, the innards of the turkey are red. That's where I was going, so I'm really glad if you answered from me. I can't. I can't. But all of you guys out there enjoy your turkey.

a packed up car we gotta go to dallas yeah we gotta drive to dallas i gotta go work out drunk shut up you have to go work out yeah no don't do it i have to oh my gosh maybe you'll meet your guy because you won't be afraid of failure you're gonna go right up to him my personal trainer is my guy but wait people don't know because they haven't listened to the the grape therapy yet oh i just realized that so our grape therapy will air next week so just so everybody knows we we talk about a challenge on on this week's very inspiring we talk about um olivia's relationship um And lack thereof. And lack thereof.

Yep. We talk about what you can do to put yourself in a good position to accept relationships. And lots of good job advice. Lots of great job advice. And I also tell a confession for Jason. So everybody tune in to next week's great therapy. Thank you, Olivia, for being the guest. You know, I will always sign up for this.

Yes. And everybody go listen to her on our podcast, Moutly enough. You always have good conversation and good guests. You're good at what you do. ABC has screwed me over. But it's okay. You love every other show. Sign up.

Yeah. Oh, gosh. Okay. Thank you, Jason, for always being like, you're such a good guest. You always have good advice and good things to say. Such a pleasure. Such a pleasure. Yeah, such a pleasure.

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