Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Drunk Dial: Socks on a Plane

Episode Date: May 17, 2019

Today, from the sunshine of Cancun Mexico Jason and Kaitlyn debate how disgusting it is or isn't to expose your mother fricken socks on a mother fricken plane! The happy couple talk about their vacation including why their room came with two twin beds. And of course it wouldn't be Drunk Dial without some telecommunications! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I think I've been drunk a few times this week in Mexico. I have it. Let's talk about that. Well, that's the thing. What's interesting is the first couple days, Caitlin and I were like, look at each other. We can't catch a buzz. And then we noticed that all the liquor here's top shelf.

And that was curious because it's a resort. all you can drink top shelf and we were drinking all day like margaritas by the pool margaritas at dinner swim up bar galore that's another conversation yeah but then we actually went behind the bar yeah we took the bottle we didn't take it we just did it for viewing purposes all the trolls out there gonna be like you stealers um and it's actually only 38 proof which wait no it's less than that is it less than that well because at home it's 40 proof isn't it i thought it At home, isn't at home it's 80 proof? I don't know, but it's significantly lower and it made so much sense.

I'm like, oh my gosh, like the tequila is basically water. Yeah, maybe. I think we might be screwing up the proof and the alcohol percentage. But at the end of the day, it's one half of what we drink in the States. At the end of the day, I ain't getting no buzz on in Mexico and I don't get it. Last night I did, though. But we resorted to wine and beer. Yeah.

And we were right back at it. We found a loophole. I found a loophole. And we decided to stick with beer and wine. And finally, last night, kid caught a buzz. Kid caught a buzz. We're a big swim-up bar, guys. Well, I'll tell you a story.

When I was in Bali on The Bachelor, I was with one of the producers. And I got to be there for a full week. Okay. And all I wanted to do was go to the swim-up bar. I just thought it was so cool. And Chris Harrison walks by and he goes, you have the whole Indian Ocean right in front of you and you're sitting and pee at a swim-up bar.

You can sit at a bar anywhere and you have the whole Indian Ocean in front of you. And I was like, you know what? I don't care. It is quite concerning when you look around and there's 10 people at the swim-up bar and three hours later, all they've done is drink and no one has moved from the swim-up bar.

That's Red Flag. I'm one of them. Oh, babe. I pee in pools. Stop it. I do. I was pee in pools. Everyone does.

And if you don't, you're a liar. Anyways, it's been a really nice relaxing, relaxing time here. But also did a little bit of work. Launched the bathroom dew collection, which are the coziest. Like, I want to sleep with my scrunchies. They're so cozy. You guys need to make, like, pillows, ropes, everything out of this stuff, washcloths. That stuff is like, what is the actual material?

It's like terry, tarry towel. Oh, my God. It's amazing. It's so funny when you give those scrunchies out to some of our friends. It's like you gave them gold. It makes me so happy, though, because I think also your mom, I gave your mom a scrunchy and she loved it. She was rocking it all day.

She was like, wow, this is legit. I'm like, yeah. I think I told you this. But Lori, my manager, she said, and this is a little commercial, but she did say, I have the frisiest hair. It just poofs everything. I've been wearing scrunchies for 20 years. I could never find anything.

This is the only scrunchies. crunchy that actually holds my hair together. So kudos, well done. Yeah. There you go. I get so excited on launch day. Like, it's like, it just makes me like a giddy little kid. Christmas morning. Christmas morning. Anyways, why are we in Mexico? When do we plan this trip? Oh, this was my Christmas present from you. I'm going to give a funny little backstory. So we had this trip plan what feels like for five years. You know, my mother gets invested in planning trip. She goes all out and you hear about it every day so but when i booked this trip i was single but the deal was for two people so i figure i'll bring one of my best buddies i'll bring hawk no well here's the i mean you know this so we get here

we're so excited i paid for it and then for katelyn's christmas gift i invited her to come with me and said i would take care of the flights and all the the the spa expenses etc but shout out to hopper because hopper took care of our place they help they definitely i got the spa stuff You got nice balls of wine, spa. And it's not like, anyways, go on. And the excursions. Yeah. But the funny part is we check in and we have two double beds.

And I'm like, excuse me, sir, I did not book two double beds. And then I did a trip down memory lane. I'm like, oh, shit. I booked this when I was single. Yeah. I thought I was bringing my buddy. So we've been sleeping in Ernie and Burt beds for the last week. Yeah, but we make them.

We make a megabed and we push the two single beds together and make one big megabed. Yeah, and then we just stuffed the cracks with pillows. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah, we watch Game of Thrones. Yeah. Oh, boy. Can we do that voice in public?

No, it's not. I think every couple out there has a voice, though, right? Oh, yeah. Like, everyone has like a... They don't do it on a podcast where a lot of people listen. Yeah, let's not do that. Yeah. Okay, yeah.

What's been your favorite part of the trip so far? I just... There's something to me that's just so therapeutic about water. Like, just being in water, swimming in water, being underwater. Like, we've done cool excursions. We golfed. 18 holes. There was deep sea fishing. You did a catamaran. But for me, just being by the water and just being so removed from everything. And then my second favorite...

We need to buy a house on a water. My second... On a water? On a water. My second favorite has to be. So my little niece here, Mila, we go to the water park with her. And I forgot how much fun water slops are. I seriously think the water park's been my favorite part of the trips. It has to treadle and run. We can go to water park anywhere and that's my favorite part of Mexico. What has been your favorite part? Water parks. Yeah.

The other thing else... No, I think that my favorite part has just been getting to actually spend time with your family because I haven't gotten a chance to really spend quality time with them. Yeah, that's been great. We've been doing dinners every night,

laying by the pool every day. And every time my dad opens his mouth, I just see you shake your head because you are him. He's so... He's hilarious, though. He's a piece of work. He's like the mayor.

He's got to know everybody here. He's get the games going. competitions flowing he antagonizes everyone to drink but doesn't drink himself often he gives me the fist pump and goes boom and then explodes it's so funny uh do we have any other trips planned as of right now we have a bunch of trips planned oh we do yeah we need to go to italy we have well we i mean we have little side trips planned right like we have new york chicago i'm just that's the next two weeks i'm just thinking up we have a buffalo trip coming up uh right we have a bunch of trips planned but we need to do one.

We'll do another big one. Okay. We'll go to Europe at some point. And at some point, we have to find time to watch Monday's episode of The Bachelorette. Yes, still haven't caught up. Luke won the first impression rose. I don't know who Luke is. Nor do I.

But in all the recent Bachelor seasons, the guy that gets the first impression rose in the last, I think, four seasons wins at the end. So Luke might either keep that tradition alive or break it. Do you think that traditional carry-few? forward? I don't know who Luke is. I haven't seen their connection. I don't know. I would like to do this analysis. I would like to do this analysis. I bet that either the bachelor or Bachelorette, whoever got the first impression rose, I could be wrong. Almost always, probably 90% 95% of the time goes to the final four. Oh, yeah, you're probably right. I actually don't know these stats. The only thing that just ran in my head is didn't, doesn't Olivia? We love Olivia.

We love her. But didn't she always mention that she got the, didn't she get the first impression Rose on Ben's season, and she didn't make it to hometowns. Oh, yeah. She got whacked pretty early. But yeah, we'll have to catch up on that because I'm going to be doing quick recaps. Not whole episode recaps, but quick recaps. Because, you know what?

Sometimes it's hard. Yeah, quick recaps are good. I feel like it's the same stuff every season. Same things happen, just different names, you know? You're really, really going after that water. I'm just hydrating. I know. Just really good

Every time I look at you to ask a question You're just crushing watermark This is our last day Got to hydrate before dehydrate Yeah On the last day of Mexico Do you go for it? Oh we're going for it

Oh we do We're going for it But then we have to travel tomorrow It's okay We're doing couples massages And then we already agreed Tomorrow morning at breakfast We're just going to clobber

The waffles with Nutella And peanut butter and hot syrup And sprinkles oh my Yeah you put sprinkles on Arturo The other day That was questionable Who knows power move? I don't know about the power move.

Who's going to deny rainbow sprinkles? Me. I don't, I'm not a big sprinkles. I'm not a big sprinkle girl. Rainbow sprinkles? No. You're not down with rainbow sprinkles? Churro and either dip it in, what do you say?

Carmel. I say caramel. Anybody that's listening, we need tweets. Are you on board or off board? Off board. On rainbow sprinkles. On churows? I am all on.

On churros. I'll put rainbow sprinkles on anything. Okay. On your coffee? Sure. It actually sounds great. That I don't. I just looked at the first thing and I have a coffee in front of me.

I was like, when you put, now, you know what? That doesn't sound bad. It would be a little sweetener. Anyways, we travel pretty good together. We do. We do. Compliment. I think, yeah, it goes back to communication.

When you're with each other for seven days, I don't care who you are. Yeah. There's going to be times you're pissed off and irritated. Last night, I couldn't stand you. But the best thing about Caitlin and I is it's not like a volcano explosion. No, never. When we're annoyed, I'm just like, yeah, we're annoyed. Okay, what's annoying you?

Okay, work on it. Done. that's true well that it goes that easy for you but you tell me what annoys me I'm like no no I'm not I take feedback well um but I will give a little tip for any of you going to Mexico I put 50 sunscreen all over my face I'm a big believer in sunscreen I put 30 all over my body and I forgot to put any kind of anything on my lips and yikes there you can see it it's it's legit like blistering up a little but it's brutal. The one piece of advice I have,

if you drink any alcohol that makes you just a little bit flush, so when I have red wine or whiskey, love them both, drink them often, but I get a little flush. If you do have sunburn, it will itch the living hell out of your skin.

I notice the nights that I had sunburn and I drank those two, I was feeling it. And the nights I didn't, I was fine. So anyone going on vacation, be aware. Be prepared. Don't get me going on lying king.

We need to go to a lot of. King premiere. Oh, yeah, obviously. Okay, travel, yay or nay? Asking to switch seats on a plane to sit next to someone. Yay or nay? Yay. Me too.

I don't mind when people ask me to switch if they can sit together, I think, I'm like, of course. And I think usually if you're doing that, you're willing to give an outside seat for a middle seat, which is acceptable. Don't be in the middle seat trying to get an outside seat. Oh, hell no. That's not going to work. That's a big nay.

That's a big nay. Taking off your shoes on a plane. I'm a big, yay. No. As long as you're rocking socks. No, what if your feet smell? Well, don't have smelly feet. But when you take your, oh my gosh, I just looked in the mirror.

Steven's calling me. Your brother? Yeah. Should you pick it up and say hello? Well, yeah, sure, but I just don't want him to be thrown off. We'll just do it real quick. Steve, how's it going? Hey, bud, how are you?

I'm doing good. I have you live right now on Drunk Dial with Caitlin Bristow at Jason Tartick in Cancun, Mexico. Say hello. Hello His tone changed instantly He's like Oh shit I'm not doing this again Hi Stephen

Hi Caitlin How are you Good we're missing you big time Oh I wish I was there What's new in New York Oh you know Just Tony season Tony season

What's the big show being nominated That you think is going to take the big sweep This year, the contenders are Tritzy and Hadesown and the prom three awesome musicals. Did you do work with any of those? I didn't do work on any of them. I get to be an objective observer. There you go. Wait, tell us about the Lannes-Morset.

Tell us, Caitlin said she's a huge Alanis Morset fan. Quickly tell her about your working on the Alanus Morset show and what it was like to work with Alanus Morset. Yeah, we are launching jagged little pill in the fall. That's so clear. It's actually, it features Alanus's music, but it's not about her. It's an all-nees story by Diablo Cody, and it tells the story of this suburban family as they sort of like deal with their lives, for everything looks perfect on the outside, and underneath the surface, there's more things going on. I like that.

It's amazing. What's that? She said she likes it. It's amazing. Yeah, you're going to love it. I can't wait to have you guys there. Amazing. Caitlin and I will find a time to come to New York and check the show out.

But I'll give you a call back. We're wrapping up here soon. I'll call you back shortly, okay? Sweet. Okay. Talk to you soon. Bye. Bye.

That beauty. He's so cute. I just love him. man um anyways back to don't try and get out of socks on a plane okay so here's my thing with socks on a plane rock socks on the plane get comfortable maybe even pack some travel socks travel socks but here's here's a big nay when you go to the bathroom you put your shoes on you put your shoes on because that those bathrooms are gross but gross that's how you say great great now i say great like you yeah you do um but i will no i just think you leave your shoes on unless you brought a

Separate pair of socks, still weird. No, that's still weird. I just think it's gross to take your shoes off and have your sweaty little socks just sitting there while you're, no, it's just a note. It's a neighbor me dog. So our two big disagreement so far, rainbow sprinkles, socks on a plane. Keep it going. Okay, bringing fast food with a strong smell onto a place.

Hell no. Oh, shit. I think I do that. That's just food. I bring sushi. Well, that's not a very potent smell, but it's not like a hot tuna sandwich. No, like it's when someone brings in a Big Mac with the fries. Oh, I love it.

start salivating them yeah that's amazing i'm a yay on that i'm a nay okay joining the mile high club i'm a nay oh i'm a yay do what i'm like you know what get it was bad you can't it's hard enough to go to the bathroom in those bathrooms yeah there's ways around it though there's ways around it next question having conversation with a stranger sitting next to you while they're wearing headphones while they're wearing that headphones Absolute, nay. So I'm really extrovert. I love to talk to people, but three places I don't want to talk to people for some

reason. On a plane. On a plane? In a grocery store at the gym. Those are the three places I instantly become an introvert. Yep, I hear that. I hear that. Okay.

Turning the reading light on at night. Nay. Rude. What about when somebody has an window seat and they leave the window open and they're sleeping and everyone else is trying to sleep. That's pretty brutal because the light ruins everything. If you've got to work, like I get it, but you have to really direct that light. You got to like angle that so it's just on you.

Yeah. That could come up with a lot of travel yays and nays. Not so many yays. A lot of nays. So, okay, I wanted to address something. Jason, okay, it's rainbow sprinkles we don't agree on. It's socks on a plane and trolls are three things that we don't agree on. I've recently been getting, like, a lot of hate.

And I don't know why, because I go through waves. Sometimes I don't get much and sometimes I get a lot. And a lot of the comments are usually that I look old. I don't know why. How rude. What? People are so rude. People are so rude.

But I think it has to do with, I wanted to address the lady gang TV really quickly because I have a couple things. One, I want to make sure that people know it's not the lady gang. fault because they have a show with 15 producers they don't know what the questions are going to be and I just don't want them to get the blame because a lot of it was just media running with a headline anyways it wasn't the girls trying to be malicious and hurt me so I just wanted to put that out there that that I don't want them to get blamed yeah and there might be a time where what if I have like a like a podcast and it's like produced no I every here's here's my thoughts every every ring you step into you have to be prepared for you know

the punches are going to be thrown and the questions are going to be asked and you have to understand what comes with it when you go on the howard stern show if you go over ever do go on that show you can understand and expect what genre of conversations are going to be so the lady gang has a as a good show that's entertaining and they there's no filter right so yeah and i'm all about that to be expected i'm totally fine with no filter it was just the fact that it was i was i had two contradicting things in TV in like two weeks because I said that Hannah's going to be one of the greatest bachelorette's in history and then I said she didn't deserve her own season. So I just wanted to reiterate because I know I put this out there on social media and

people are like, oh, you shouldn't have to explain. You shouldn't like pay attention to the trolls and haters. But sometimes addressing these things actually really helps with my anxiety about it because sometimes I just get really worked up about people thinking if I said it and I meant it, that'd be one thing, but the fact that I was just trying to play a game and get out of the question, so I said that and they edited out other things that I said, I do want to address that. I understand ignoring some trolls. I get that, but certain things, it actually helps me to address it. So as an observer, what I'll say, as far as media lines go, there are times that I've seen you make headlines for things that you have done that were wrong. And for those, I see it.

You feel guilty. You usually will take ownership of it. And you'll just be like, son of a bitch, I didn't do that right. But this one really got under your skin. And I support, totally support the way you handled it because it wasn't the truth. Right. You have been saying since the day Hannah was announced that you think she might be the best Bachelorette ever in history. So what's irritating about this is it contradicts how you actually feel and your support for her.

And all the Bacheloretts have this really cool. I've got to see it from a third level. this like sisterhood. Yeah. And through the good, the bad, the ugly, the hate, the love, they all really support each other. They have like this, don't you guys have like your own group chat and you're always talking? So I just think, and I'm proud of you for addressing it because it just wasn't the

truth. Yeah. That wasn't the truth. And for those of you don't know, it was Lady Gang TV, they were playing a drinking game. I had to answer the question or take a shot of a hot wine and I'd already taken a few shots of hot wine. And I was like, I can't take another one.

I'll throw up on the show. That'd be embarrassing. So I didn't want to take a shot of the hot wine. And they said, who's the least deserving bachelorette. And I said myself, I was like, I probably was. And then I said, all the girls deserve it. And then I was just trying to find a way out. And so I said, fine, Hannah B, because we haven't seen her season yet.

So I thought I was just finding a loophole to the question. Anyways, it's over. I addressed it. Moving on. Don't blame the later. Next chapter. We're good. But I did.

Okay, so there's some people had some questions, troll related comments and questions. Talia asked, how do you stay positive when your surroundings can be so negative? And it's funny because, you know, we can post a picture of having like a really nice time on vacation and we're so happy and in the pool and people are like, ew, she looks old. Ew, you can do better. Blah, blah, blah. People are asking, how do you stay positive? I think it gets to me sometimes because when you hear people just want to take you down for

four years of social media like hate. It does get to you sometimes. But I think you just have to know that these people are so miserable. Yeah, this is. So my perspective on this is so different. When you have a volume of the amount of people that are following you, there's always going to be a perspective of people that will deliver hate. Now, that's going to vary among certain people. It might be 5%, might be 10%.

But majority of what people do give you is support and love. And all of us, every single one of us, get hate at some level, whether it's 2% of the people that follow us or it's 20%. Every single person gets some type of hate. Now, here's my perspective on it. is that the love and support always outweighs the hate. Yeah, and I agree with that. And in my perspective is do not give attention to those that seek attention and have insecurities trying to bring you down.

Their purpose in life is to come at you because you have something that they don't have. There's something that is driving their behaviors to go on a social media forum and start blasting someone, whether they're hiding behind their identity as a troll or they're actually doing it themselves. And my perspective is if you feed into that, if you give those people power and energy, you're just going to motivate them to do it again. And I think the reason that you have seen more of it lately is because you continue to clap back. And in my opinion, you take the high round. You do not give those people attention, whether it's social media, whether it's in life.

People that you showed me a quote the other day about, you'll know it better than means you showed it quickly. but it was about haters. It was like, those hating are those who usually don't have what you have. That's not the quote. Something like that. I forgot. It was,

you will never be criticized by someone who's doing more than you. You will only be criticized by someone doing less. Right. And I agree with that. You know what? I think it's just part of my humor to do clapbacks because I always have a good one. And I just,

sometimes it makes me feel better. I don't care if it, like, I know I'm paying attention to them and I do pay attention to the love. But we all know I love the love. It's just sometimes I have a good club. But I think an example, too, is there's so much more positive, but we don't put any energy towards a positive. So I just looked at my post.

My post, you said, oh, there was all these nasty comments. There's 500 comments on the last post. And I'm not very attentive to this real quickly. Okay. And 90% of those comments are positive. And then there's so many comments, like, I can't believe all the negativity. This negativity is gross. I'm like, wait, I can't even find one negative comment.

Do you know why? There was one negative comment of 500. Because I reported a bunch of them, and there's another girl who said I just spent the last 45 minutes deleting and reporting all these nasty comments. She can't, the only person that could delete a comment is me. Sorry, she was reporting them. And when they get reported, they usually get taken down. I just think that. There was nasty ones.

Trust me. I saw. I know, but you can't let the nasty outweigh the love. I don't let it outweigh. There's 500 possible. I don't let it outweigh. That's, I disagree with that. No, I definitely don't let it.

outweigh I just it's like it makes me sad I think because it's always women tearing other women down and it makes me sad I think there's a lot of men out there that'll tell you there's trolls on both sides of the coin it's not just women tearing women down it's women tearing men down it's it's everyone it's every sex tearing down everyone I'm saying the part that upsets me is the women tearing other women down that's what gets to me I'm not saying that's only women tearing that's all the troll going on. I'm saying that's what upsets me about it. Yeah.

I just, this is where we think different. I think the biggest thing we think differently. I agree with things that you're same. Yeah. Is that I don't think attention needs to be brought to those who try and bring you down. Yeah. I get that.

I get that. It's just sometimes it actually does help me mentally. Yeah. To stand up for myself. And I agree with standing up for yourself. but there's also, you've got to pick and choose your battles. They do. Come, otherwise I'll be on there all day.

Pick and choose them. Lauren wants to know, how do you feel about the backlash about you and Jason? See, do you think people have the right to comment? Now, I think there's a lot more support there than backlash. So, I mean, I don't. I've seen, I'll be honest, I haven't seen backlash. I've seen people make comments here or there like you had just met. mentioned um i mean i've seen some backlash but but i just i see so much support and love that

that that's something where i i i really do believe that i i'm paying more attention to the support yeah yeah you'd be proud of me good job babe thanks positivity life's about energy make it positive julia wants to know what is something you tell yourself or have to remind yourself when you're going through a tough time what's something you do So for me, it's always about... Do you ever go through a tough time? I go through tough times. Everyone does.

I'm very positive. But for me, it's like I think about times that I can't fall asleep or times I can't get over something. And you have all this negative energy. And you do things like clinch yourself. And, you know, so I've seen people punch walls and they just get so angry or whatever they do. And if there's a way that you could channel that negative energy, I almost picture it like

a siphon, like a funnel. and you just take all that negative energy or you can't sleep or something's going on then you put it down this funnel and then you siphon it out and exchange it for positive energy if you could somehow take all the negativity and make it positive

the impact it's going to have on situations in the greater good is going to be incredible so that's one thing I always do even when I can't sleep because I'm stressed out maybe this isn't the right thing but I'm like if I actually can't sleep I'm just going to get up and go do something positive

So I'll go read a book. I'll go do chores. I go do that. So anything it takes to just channel negative to positive energy. It's called a spin zone. Spin zone. That's what they say. I think I'm barstool.

I think I just called it the funnel siphon zone. Spin zone's a lot easier to say. Hit restart. The old restart button. I like that. Mine, I feel like I always just try and tell myself what my grandma used always saying. And it's like obviously a quote out there that this two shall pass. I always think that

A lot of things that are negative in your life do pass Time heals everything Time really does heal everything Which sometimes is frustrating Because time is also snow Yeah

Shanna asks Do you still think Of being off social media As part of your five year plan Yes I just Right now I almost want to take a social media break

Because I do notice That it's really getting to me And stressing me out Yeah but it's so A lot of the people that follow you You empower them And so people can see...

I know, I would always have my podcast. Yeah, but I think people could see your good, bad, and ugly, and you show others how to deal with it, get over it, and that there's no difference between every other person and yourself. So I think you just keep being you because you're crushing it. Aw. Thanks. Okay.

Well, I feel like we're going to try. It's Mexico. I don't know how well this is going to work to try and call someone for the drunk tile this has been more of a grape therapy i feel like than a drunk dial because we've been you're you always have such i don't know insight and profound messaging oh thank you that i should always have you on the grape therapy not drunk down i feel like i'm more in the grape therapy guy yeah you're more of a great therapy guy i'm like oh this has been a very serious drunk doll i'm going to try and call Melissa, because listen to what she says.

Love the podcast, listen to every episode. My name is Melissa from Cleveland, Ohio, and boy, do I have a story I think Caitlin would get a kick out of. I'm writing because I'd love to get a call for drunk dial and share the story slash confess the time me and my high school friends stole my friend's grandma and used her as an alibi so we could go drink at a college party. This girl is awesome. So, what?

How does this work? Assuming that your grandma is down for it, I feel like she would, when I'm a grandpa, I hope my grandson does this. Wow, it's working, huh? Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system. Is not available. The mailbox is full and cannot accept any messages at this time. Goodbye.

Wow. Oh, you're going to give me a shout out. Clean your mailbox. is out everyone oh my gosh anybody listening to drunk dial if you get a number from a private caller it's me and make sure your mailbox is open oh shish kebabs you have to find a way to get her on because that sounds like a great story we'll get melissa to make a video a one minute video telling her story okay or maybe too whatever i'll put it on i g tv and i'll put it on my uh off the vine instagram amazing i'll be watching i can't wait

Yeah That's, oh my gosh I'm so sad She didn't answer And I'm so sad We couldn't leave her a voicemail Melissa So from this room

I could see people At the swim apart And I'm getting a little jealous And you all know I've been drinking my water So I think it's time to go What was that voice? I don't know

But it was fun You know what we should have done What's that? We should have recorded this last night Oh yeah New York 2.0 Oh boy Oh boy

Oh boy Anyways Thanks for doing a drunk dial with me oh it's such a damn pleasure let's go last day of mexico lego last day of mexico i'll drunk down somebody tonight hopefully melissa all right maybe you should try her again tonight we'll try her tonight we'll be drunk down later like off the podcast you let's up okay bye This week's drunk dial is sponsored by Apartments.com. Visit Apartments.com to find your perfect place.