Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Drunk Dial: Vegas Hangover with Jason Tartick

Episode Date: April 12, 2019

This week Kaitlyn and Jason are in Las Vegas having gone to see the Backstreet Boys show the night before, Kaitlyn finally circles back on the first time the dropped the L bomb, and Ken you not airplane edition! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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your last name sir tartic tartic tartic uh this may be the best place in the world to be drinking and dialing would you say The best. They say what happens in Vegas days here, but I'm going to be answering some pretty scandalous questions from Twitter today. I don't think it's as scandalous, but it'll be released for all my vinos to hear. But before we get into your questions, I wanted to catch up on the past week. What did your week look like? Did you work?

I worked. Yeah, it was a great week. You have a job? It was a great week. Do people ever ask you that? Like, do you have a real job? And you're like, yeah. Most of us, bachelor people are like, no?

And you're like, yes, I do, actually. I work, yeah. Yeah. You had a good week. Great week. We're sharing one mic today, so this is a little bit of a struggle. It's a little back and forth. Like, I feel like I'm really doing a like a red carpet interview with you right now.

Cheers. Yeah, so we're, okay, so my last week I really needed a little R&R downtime, recharge the batteries. It was go, go, go for the live tour. We had so much fun in New York, which I guess people are just hearing that yesterday for grape therapy. Oh, yeah, it just came up. Part two came out, right? Yeah, part two was a little aggressive. Would you say?

I mean, I learned a lesson, right? And that lesson is that I can't hang with the vinos because they send the shots up. The atmosphere was a little wild. I definitely consumed one too many beverages and needed to mix in a water or two that night. But I will say, everyone that showed up was very kind and supportive. And whether you could tell through the podcast or not, the energy there was really high. And I think people honestly had just a ton of fun. And I do probably recognize that maybe all the fun they had maybe doesn't correlate to the podcast and therefore we take their energy and bring it through our words.

It's true. I feel like the live shows are a bit of like a stand-up act. Like I feel like I say more things for shock value. I'm being very inappropriate on the podcast when it's live because I feel like I'm on stage and I'm doing like a stand-up show. And so I saw, what? Well, no, as you say, it's interesting because you do these live, I mean, you and I have done plenty of podcasts and, you know, the list goes on. But you do a lot of them and it's really good, deep, intimate conversations one-on-one. But then when you have a crowd of 600 people in front of you, and we're not musicians, we're not singing, we're not acting, we're not playing anything.

Yet we're still performing. But that's the thing. The only entertainment is your conversation. And when you're up there, you feel like. Like, you kind of have to... You kind of got to bring it, bring the entertainment. And all of a sudden, you're like, what's happening? You're on a stage.

I feel like once you're on a stage, you really let loose and you want to please the crowd. Correct. And I think in general, your podcasts are obviously very entertaining, but it's a lot of just dialogue, one-on-one conversation. And when you're in that atmosphere, it changes completely in the fact that, like, you feel, at least I did, I'm like, you feel like you kind of have to, like, put a show on. And it's like, you're on. at the center of it all

in front of 600 people you gotta like be funny and maybe act a little goofier than you typically would and then you mix in all the tequila shots that were sent our way

I was just gonna say mix in a few tequila shots and too many glasses of wine before and you have yourself an inappropriate podcast an inappropriate podcast I saw something online where it was

it kind of took a quote from the podcast that was I mean quite inappropriate if we're being honest but it was out of context like it they took something that's a regular segment on my show that is confessions and they kind of ran with it without

injecting my humor into it and when I read it as the article I was like oh damn like that's that's a lot I don't want my family reading that but in the moment it's so funny because it's a confession and the whole like room is laughing and it was just you can't it doesn't come across in an article you know and so I think people are like damn that's gross and I'm like well you kind of had to either. No, and I think there's takeaways, right? Like, words are powerful. They have meaning. And when you say something, mean it, because you don't know the power or impact you're going to have. That being said, what's really just as equal is the context. And if you don't completely understand the context, I'm sure if you took every confession of any person that's come on your podcast and you took

one sentence out of their confession and put it and plastered on a billboard without understanding the back and forth dialogue behind it, I'm sure a lot of people. people would have comments. That being said, you know, inappropriate. That being said, maybe reel it in, Caitlin. Real it in a little bit. Well, I mean, I don't know. I just always feel like I can go there because the Vinoes are always, they have my sense of humor. So I feel like I can go there. But when I see it on an article or something, I'm like, okay, I get it. That's a lot. That's a lot. It's a lot. And I do think, yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot. Lesson learned. Especially if family's listening. I tell you what, if you told me a year ago, if you told me a year

ago, then there'd be an e-news article of that nature. I know, because it was funny, because you're still kind of new where I'm like, yeah, you should see the gnarly articles that have been written about me. I'm kind of like, I brush it off. And let's just candidly, I think you and I had a very frank conversation today. Yeah, well, it's funny because we're so. different. And part of my whole podcast, you know, is my inappropriate sense of humor. So it's just we're going to work out the kinks and we're going to find a happy little medium. And I'm not, I mean, I can't reel it in. I can't. It's my thing. As part of the podcast is that it's taboo topics and it's the conversation that people are thinking, but they don't want to say, you know? You don't reel

it in, do you? Do whatever you got to do? Just, you know, maybe a little, Tightening up a little bit. No. Next, next subject. Tighten it up a little bit. Next subject. We got a lot of tweets when people were listening that we were going to tell the story about the first L-bomb that we dropped. And people were like, you didn't circle back to the L-bomb.

The other thing I saw is people were like, that was edited out. The honesty behind it, it wasn't edited out. We forgot. We were just like bantering. consumed too much and totally forgot that was. And we kind of got kicked out of the venue because we had really overstayed our welcome. Yeah, we did.

I believe I could be wrong. I thought that was in the beginning section. But conversation was just flowing. And also what they don't see is brandy is right to our right. And then we had about eight friends like right there. And then the people in the front are all shouting different discussion topics too. So your mind is just working at 100 miles an hour. And I think we just got distracted.

Right. So anyways, Vegas. Just kidding. I'll go back to the story. I think it sounds to be like, yes, what are you going to talk about? I totally forgot. I know.

I have a really big problem with circling back. So, okay, we'll tell you the story. I'll tell you the story. So Jason and I had been, I mean, we hadn't been hanging out very long, but I mean, it was like, oh, it was long enough to know, like, how we felt. And. I mean, it was, I think for most people's time scale, maybe it's, pretty quick. But the one thing that I will say is we talked about this is when you do go on

the bachelor, because you go through this period of no phone, no TV, no internet, no music, no anything, it really gives yourself an understanding and time to really just self-reflect. And you learn what you've done wrong in relationships and where you could be better. And then you come out, I came out just so much more open in understanding who I am and what I want. So I think that's why things kind of do escalate quick. And the nature of the show, you know, you just kind of like and we're like oh well we've been dating for a few months now we should probably get married so that's what we do anyway so we were playing cards as we do monopoly and we were at jason's apartment and i knew we both felt it like i knew we both wanted to say the i love you's but for some

you're the cutest so i think you wanted to have some sort of plan like a special way of saying it which is so stinking cute and we're sitting there playing cards and and our conversation has always been very straightforward, very honest, very open. And you looked at me when we were playing cards and I was like, what? And you're like, well, now, I might get this wrong too, because sometimes you correct me with how this went down. But my side of the story is that we were playing Monopoly and then you were looking at me and I was like, what? And then you said, we, I want to say something, but I was going to like say it in a different way or a different time. but we don't hold back

and I don't want to hold back what I feel with you and I just love you. No, I think you nailed it. I think perception is I like had an idea of the manner in which I want to deliver it, but one of the things about our relationship

is that we've always been extremely, extremely open in our communication. Like if we have the slightest issue, good, bad or ugly, we just, hold things back and we don't filter things. We just put it on the table with one another. And we discuss it to like as far as we can go and then we move on. Right. So I think at that time I had an idea of like, again, having like a romantic manner in which I delivered the message that

was meaningful. But we were just playing cards and I just looked at you and I was like, wow, I love you. But like I did like it didn't, you know what I mean? It wasn't the smoothest thing, but it was the wrong. No, it was. It was romantic because it was. It was romantic because it was raw and real and because you were like you couldn't hold it back it was romantic because you're like I wanted to deliver this in a different way but I can't hold back that's romantic I like felt bad I'm like wait I should have done this better no did a funny thing when you get down on one knee then you can do it properly but when you need to tell me you love me then you can just shout it from the apartment balcony are those croutons still burnt on your balcony I think I just

cleaned them up. I burnt. I think people saw my Instagram story, but I burnt croutons when I was making. What was I making? Three times in a row. You burnt them three times. Yeah, that ain't right. That ain't right.

My mom was like, Caitlin, put them in the microwave. What are you doing? That's also not a depiction of your cooking because you are a really good cook, really good cook. Anyways, Vegas. Anyahu, Vegas. What did you think about the backstreet boys concert last night? So it's funny.

Last minute, Caitlin tells me that she'll be podcast. with the backtree boys and she was invited to go to the show a back street boy a j oh okay a back street boy and that she had a plus one ticket and i was i was at work and i'm like i need to book a flight she's like it's so sweet you want to see me yeah but i really want to see the back street boys oh that's a oh you're using me for a concert i see what's happening you're kidding so i came in literally last minute after work and made a quick trip but what a show it's it's incredible if anyone is ever in Vegas and you don't see they're only actually going to be on for another three weeks or something so if you ever have the chance of if you're in Vegas

in the next three weeks and you don't see that show what is wrong with you it's the best show and I was just like a crazy little fan girl yeah and I guess they're going on a world tour but I have you were screaming and yelling oh my god oh my God but I will say the show was incredible I was concerned that maybe their voices were shot and that they still wouldn't have the chops they did they were all belting every single note hitting every note and it was electric in that it was electric right that's a great word to describe it it was electric uh yeah we just had so much fun we went gambling after i just had such a such a good time a couple uh can you not moments though Can you not?

Just because I think we can all find a can you not when it comes to Vegas, would you say? Oh, absolutely. And I will tell you the best game to play, oh, there's a lot of good games, but a really good group game, no matter who you're with, or if they know gambling or not, was roulette. We just each bought in 50 bucks. We had $1.00, and you just like pick your favorite number, right? And I kept blowing it. Yeah, you kept blowing it.

Which is so weird because I always am like, I have my intuition. I'm like, have such good intuition. And then it's like, nope, you lost every time. you're always going 11 black that was your number 11 11 11 because 11's my favorite color but 11's my favorite number and black's my favorite color 11's my favorite number and black is my favorite color gotcha but do you remember the one time i was like you always talk about your intuition that's why you always win rock paper scissors however you weren't focused and the one time i said to you i go caitland i need you to focus is this going to be a big role or should i just bet a little bit and you go i have a feeling bet big now i'm sure that This is just a coincidance. No, not a coincidance. Wow. But I did bet big, and we won.

That was fun. Yeah, it was fun. But Cleo, can you not touch the chips and get us in trouble? Remember she touching the chips? And the lady was like, you can't do that. Yeah, and then we played just a little bit of blackjack. And she, the bet was already down. And Cleo didn't know how to play blackjack.

And she, like, added chips to the bet after the cards came out. And then she touched. the cards in the dealer had to like get the pit boss. It's like, we need to do a check on seat five. Cleo's like, oh, no, no, no, what did I do? The nicest person in the world. She was like, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to do that, sorry. It's so fun. Cleo's the sweetest. So Cleo, I think, had a few tequilas last night. And she doesn't usually like go all in like that. We were good. We were well behaved. We were well behaved. And I mean, Cleo was, we got to make up for our poor behavior. So, right. That's, that's

balance um but cleo was still well behaved but she had a few tequila and so you could tell us you wanted to go to bed but she's such a sweetheart that she just wants to rally all the time and be a yes girl so she so so jason's having an issue with his contact and one of his contact lenses is like in the back of his head and he's just like oh this hurts and he's like blinking it out and cleo goes oh oh oh i know yeah i know that pain and uh we should probably go to bed she literally goes oh i know what that feels like and you know uh actually um so let's just we'll just go we'll just go to sleep we'll just go to sleep and then the night and you're like wait what we're like well you can go to bed if you want we're gonna keep gambling but you can go to bed

she was like oh okay okay i'm gonna go to bed so freaking cute my other Vegas can you not is can you not smoke everywhere like everyone is smoking in Vegas it's like you're Cigars, cigarettes, like people. Is this weed legal here? I don't know. The issue I have is when you're at a table with someone. And then they, like, intentionally, like, it's like they intentionally blow it in your face. I think they do.

They, like, want you to leave if you're doing well? Yeah, like that, no one know the one guy who's playing with us. And he was literally like. The guy that looked like Howie Mandel? Yes. You kept saying, that's Howie Mandel. It wasn't Howie Mandel. It was not.

But anyway, just like, you can't blow the smoke. right in your face that's rude that's a huge can you not yeah you need like one of those uh remember those fans back in the 90s like you flicked it it was like the oh my god that's what we need jason i got my hair caught in one of those and it was like traumatic and i had to cut a huge chunk of my hair out because i was using one of the handheld fans and it went and caught up my whole hair and i had to cut it out it was like terrible for me that's hilarious my mom had to cut it out it was like Poor less. Poor less.

Anyways, I have a couple can you knots from the vinos of the Facebook group, and they're pretty good. It has to do with travel. I think we could do travel Keny Knotts for the rest of time, just because there's so many. But this one girl, Malia, Malaya, Johnson, started the conversation on the off-the-vine Facebook group with her Keny Knot. She said the lady in front of me was sitting in the bulkhead, which I think is the first row, and kept shoving her bag under her seat and pushing my neck. out and then proceeded to argue with me when I said that the bags go under in the front. And she doesn't have a seat in front of her.

So then she needs to put her stuff above. You know, if you're in row one, you have to put your stuff above. The flight attendant came to back her up. So can you not lady in the in the bulkhead? I didn't know. That's what it was called. I have a kid you got. Okay.

Can you not with Vegas? Okay. So here's what happens. This place is brilliant, right? There's a reason that these buildings are so nice and everything is decorated. just in a pristine manner. But they get you every time you walk in because you're really, really thirsty.

And then suppose you order room service and overpay for that and they bring the tap water, tap water tastes like hell, like hell. So what do they have? They have eight beautiful Fiji bottles stacked perfectly next to each other. And if you touch them, literally you pick it up, it's like $100 per Fiji bottle.

So can you not, with all these angles where they get you for a $20, beer and a $20 Fiji bottle. It's like a game of chess. They know what you're doing before you do it, and they get you every time. That's called smart business. Good for them. You know what?

Can you? They got me. They get me every time. And the drinks are always just like, I mean, you really do get what you pay for because you pay $20 for a vodka soda and you get the whole bottle of vodka in your drink. Like, it's a lot. So another one was, can you not turn on the overhead light at 5 a.m. when everyone else is trying to sleep.

I actually get so mad at that when people turn on their overhead light when it's like all dark and it's like nighttime and people are sleeping. I'm like, oh, really? Like you really need to read the newspaper right now. Can you not? Yep, that's a good one. The other one is when someone's sitting behind you and they're intentionally putting like their knees into your seat or if you try to recline a little bit, they'll push it back up.

Like, come on. Oh, you're so like grounded and humble sitting in the back. What do you mean? Did you say what road did you say? Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, I am grounded and I'm the, I'm the frugal one in this relationship. I'm frugal. You got to go sick.

French. That's because I travel so much and they bump me up. It's not because I pay for it. You're so cool. I know. Thank you for your honesty. Can you, this is going to be your favorite one. Are you ready?

Can you not leap out of your seat as soon as the plane comes to a stop? You're in, you're in road 24-Hun. Just sit in your seat for a few minutes and not make my claustrophobic self have a panic attack. Thank you. Kim for that because Kim you have spoken the truth that we all needed to hear I cannot stand literally they sprint up the door's not open

where are you going Jason told me he was good to break up with me he didn't say anything but when the plane landed he watched me and studied my moves carefully because if I was the one to jump up out of my seat when the plane landed you were going to end it that was going to be a deal breaker for you wouldn't have a deal breaker but we would have a conversation

we would add a very open honest conversation or how about in the plane when like someone stands their ground when they're sitting in the middle or you next to them and they make sure that they put both arms next to you and they're overflowing intentionally into your seat stay in your lane bro i'm not going into your lane stay out of my lane stay in your lane bro can you not this one is disturbing and i can't believe this actually happened to this girl but she said can you not be a creepy old man watching porn while i'm sitting next to you on the plane brook this happened to brook she said who does that that's disgusting that I can't even I would lose it I would be like I would complain I'd hit the old dinger up above a ding gonna flight attendant get this man off this plane this that should be illegal that's just disgusting I agree next can you not oh this is my can you not can you not

make awkward small talk when I have headphones in McKenzie preach McKenzie it's one of my biggest I've told you that before remember like sometimes men will sit next to me and they'll be like oh heading home or I'm like oh my gosh I'm fine if you want to start a conversation the plan to like have a quick conversation but you've got to read this scenario right and if you can it's easy to tell if someone wants to engage in conversation or not and if they don't want to make it quick make it short and move on I think we should get to some people's Vegas confessions Let's do it. Can we make these a little appropriate, please?

Okay, politically correct, Jason. Somebody actually tweeted me. Look, I took a screenshot of it just to show you. Somebody tweeted me and said, Caitlin Bristow, the confessions on part two of NY Live were epic. I could picture Jason with a red face telling that story. I laughed so hard and gave myself a tummy ache. Thank you for bringing this not so politically correct Jason out of his shell.

I had a red face and I was sweating profusely. So you nailed it. Oh, there you go. Do you have any Vegas confessions? No. Liar. You're such a liar. This is you had people submit Vegas.

I was trying to sewer you, though. Yeah. See, this is what happens when I'm not actually taked. You know my Vegas confession. You would have got me in Sarney, New York. I was, oh, let me tell you. about my Vegas Confession, so I'm going to tell you all about it. I probably would have got super upset, too, because I don't want to know your Vegas

confession. What's your favorite thing? Oh, you're a really big gambler. I mean, not a big gambler. I mean, you're good at it. That's what I mean. You're good at, like, blackjack and numbers and stuff. I shouldn't say you're a big gambler.

It's not like that. But I was, like, growing up, I was always really into poker. And the things I liked about poker is odds, right? So, you know how many cards are in the deck? If you're on a flush try, you could do quick math to figure out the percentages. But on top of that, you're always reading your opponent. So if someone's neck is pulsating, it means they're nervous. It means their pulse is actually going up.

There's different reads you can have from a psychology standpoint. So I always like... You should have been a professional poker player. I really gravitated towards poker. And just in general, I've obviously enjoyed numbers. So I think that's the aspect I like about it. But if you go out there and gamble, you must set limits. And you must know what you can afford, what you can afford.

Every time I go to Vegas, I bring a certain dollar amount of cancer. cash, and if I lose that cash, I don't touch the cards. That's smart. And then you call me, what do you call me, Johnny Fat Stacks or something? Jerry Fat Stacks. He always had a stack of cash. I'm like, that's dangerous, man. Like, what if people see that?

And then they jump you outside of the club or something. It's like Green Book. You saw Green Book? Yeah. Exactly. That's what I remind. Don't show your cash. Okay. William Hallman is a guy, which shocks me that, I don't know if he listens to the podcast

or if he just had a funny story. but he said, I drank so much. I jumped out of the Belagio and took a rowboat to the middle of the fountains. People at the Belagio were not happy and my date was not happy either. Wow. That's funny. How did you not end up in jail? That's a jail story.

That is a jail story. Oh, wow. Courtney B. said, best friend's birthday at a club and she fell off the dance stage, broke her wrist. I told her it was sprained. We wrapped it, did shots of patron to numb the pain and continued with our night. Ouch, that hurts. That hurts. One of the, so I did a podcast with the guys from Thunder Down Under today, and his podcast

has to do with doing a dance move and injuring himself terribly, but I don't want to spoil it, but it, yeah, teaser. Okay, this is funny. Timie Layton said I was very, very close to being arrested with zip ties for putting a cat sticker over the elevator camera when I was highly intoxicated. That's fun. That's good. Wait, where do you get a cat sticker?

Yeah, why do you have a cat sticker? Have you ever been on the streets of the strip? I feel like they're just throwing out random crap everywhere. Sure, that's true. Maybe that's out. Wait, but what's the intention? That's hilarious. I know.

That's funny. I'm trying to, a lot of these are actually the same. Like, a lot of people have fallen downstairs, thrown up. Cleo threw up five times, I think, today, which is really unfortunate. But Amanda Britt said, got all the way back to Wisconsin and realized I left my house keys in the rental car along with my dignity. Molly Week said when skydiving in Vegas and my best friend hooked up with her instructor. Okay, what do you have one?

It's a good learning lesson. When I went to check my bag, I gave the flight attendant, my, or the flight counter employee, my phone because they scan your phone, right? So that she took the phone, she checked my bag. Everything went, well, I was in a rush. I ran to the line. I got through security, which was a huge line. Das, obviously, I have to take my phone out to go through security

and realize that once I got through security, I left my phone at the counter. So I had to go out of security, get my phone, and I made my flight by like 30 seconds. So never leave your phone at the security. Yeah, that's not a good. I'm just going to show you this picture, and you can just have your reaction. Ready? Okay. that is like that picture here's how i would explain this picture i have seen guys getting hockey fights

and i've seen videos of hockey fights and the results of them i don't think i've seen an image like this from a hockey fight i want to throw up when i look at that she literally has the back of her tooth there but the front chunk is off She said the only part I really remember about this was hearing anybody know where her teeth went. Oh, okay, I can't. But on the plus side, she said, Vegas hospitals are very efficient.

Shelly Hughes, you might be the winner of this. I feel like I need to end it on a high note. That was, yeah, yeah, okay. So I'm really excited for this weekend. So we have this podcast, and then we have a podcast with Colton, Blake, you and myself and that's going to be a blast. I can't wait.

No tequila, okay? I can't wait for the banter. Yeah, Vino's who show up, I promise you, there's one thing I won't do. I will not take the shots, you said. Yeah, we appreciate it, but at the same time, we want to make a good podcast for you,

so can you not? Yeah, can you not? And it's not one, it's not two. It's the rest. It's the peer pressure in front of 600 people. I'm like, no, I'm not doing it. okay let's get a couple questions and then we're going to wrap up uh melissa kroll wants to know what is a secret you've never revealed to the public before i'm trying to think of one for myself

i feel like i just reveal everything to everyone all the time i don't have any secrets okay well i'm sorry for the letdown melissa kroll all right so we should we call drunk dial a couple people sure okay this will be a good one for you because i feel like you'll actually have good advice, okay? So we're going to call Maron Chorney. Hello? Hello, is this Marin? No, you've got the wrong number.

Oh. Are you pranking us? Are you pranking? Caitlin Bristell's drunk dial? Wait, this is, no, I'm not. But my name's not Mary, it's a lease. Oh, wait. What?

Oh, okay, that's so funny. They actually got your number mixed. up with a different person's name so really yes okay so there's two there's there's yeah there's that's so funny oh you got there on number man we just hung up and we didn't get to talk to you oh my gosh I actually really like your question I didn't even answer I was like okay I might not answer and then it was like well I'm not married do I think that's hilarious well we heard you have a question for drunk dial I do okay it's kind of a weird question I love But I know you like weird questions.

She does. I don't really love them, but let me bring them off. This can be for me anyways. You might not like this, Jason, but here we go. So if you had to take a body shot of any condiment out of Jason's belly button, what would it be? That's a great question. I respect that question. The thing is we're big, big condiment people.

I love condiments. like it i live for condiments like i can't eat food without dipping it i just can't and oh yeah i'm all about it funny that you asked that i actually took a shot of ketchup out of jason's belly button last night so no i'm just too i'm just joking i just joking i didn't i was like i want to be surprised you know wait did you speaking of ketchup did you hear that hines just came up with um cranch which is ketchup and ranch mixed oh that's like fancy sauce from like stepbrother you know, but like, now it's not fancy, because everyone didn't get it. Oh, my gosh, I love that you know fancy sauce.

Yeah, that's what it reminded me of too. And yeah, they have the mayo chup and now they have crunch. And I'm pretty excited about it. Dang. So that's my answer. What's your answer? My answer is crunch. Cranch, finally answer.

Oh, okay. So I'm a huge blue cheese guy because in Buffalo, we don't use ranch. We always use blue cheese, especially in our wings. So I'm, but I'm also big on Frank's Red Hot and also Saracha. I don't do that to my belly button that would burn well here's my I'm not taking any of this shit out of your belly button for the record but what I've been really what I've been really into is actually mixing Franks with blue cheese like mixing it up and then taking saracha too and doing saracha blue cheese mix so one of the two mixes that's my go-to oh yeah that sounds amazing that that does sound amazing and I would let you take it out of my belly button even though you don't want to

One thing I'll say about condiments, too, I learned is that when I, so January, I went for a meatless January, and I really learned that obviously there's a difference between vegetarian meat and real produced meat, but it's really, but I'm telling you, the real thing, honestly, is condiments. Like when you just, all about how you dress it. You just realize that all you're tasting is the condiments anyway. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

Wow. Like put enough sodium in something, and I'm like, I'll eat it. That's fine. I'm the same way. I'm really glad we got your call and that we drunk dialed you because I like that question. And our apologies for getting the name wrong. Yeah. No, that's okay.

I'm so glad I actually answered and didn't immediately hang up. I'm really glad too. I literally would have never forgiven myself. Well, we would have called you back next week. Well, it's Elise, right, though? Elise? Yes, Elise. Well, thank you so much for letting us drunk dial you.

Of course. Have a great time. So good talking you. Take care. Have a good weekend. I just love my listeners so much. They're always so funny. So I'm, no, because now I don't know who's numbers who.

So let me just ask you this and we'll answer it on the pod because I do think you'll have a good response. So her name is Mirren. She said, I moved to Edmonton to be with my long-term boyfriend. I work from home so I'm finding it hard to make friends. I feel so dependent on my boyfriend and struggling to find my way living in a new city. What's your best advice for a girl in her mid-20s trying to figure out, her life in a new city. What were your struggles when you first moved to Nashville? How do you overcome them? Well, you're on, I hope you're on the Off the Vine Facebook group because you

could probably find a solid group of Edmontonians on Off the Vine Facebook group. I'm from Edmonton so I could maybe suggest a couple people. But that is a tough city to make friends and I will say, because there's not a lot happening. It's just there's not a lot going on. Everybody just goes to like Cactus Club for drinks and or to an Oilers game. So my suggestion would be reach out to the Off the Vine Facebook group and find some friends in Emmington. So for me, I've moved so many times with work and my parents live in different cities than I do. And moving has been one of the only constant. So there are so many ways to do this, right?

So you can think about a non-for-profit you're passionate about, become involved in that organization or volunteer. Think about something that really drives you. Is it working out? Is it soul cycling? Is it, I don't know, a biking, whatever it might be. A hobby. Yeah, find a hobby. and then find a group associated with it.

The other thing is even with Facebook. Get a dog. Get a dog. But they have like Facebook travel too. So you can go to different cities, I believe, and see who's like traveling. So I have a cousin who's a traveling nurse in Seattle. And they have a traveling nurse page. And it's all for the nurses that are traveling.

But then she was telling me that a lot of people that are just from, or that just moved to Seattle, that aren't traveling nurses will join the page too. So there are so many different avenues. Find a hobby. Find a group of people associated with that. even like crazy things like go go take a class at like a school like just take one class at a community college and you'll meet people there and maybe learn something so I think there's a ton of ways wow way to way to one up me on that answer LinkedIn too LinkedIn's a good one too a bumble BFF

bumble BFF yeah that's cute okay well I think those are really great suggestions yeah sure well thank you everybody for for drunk dialing with us and listening to our little love story and it was fun doing this with you as per usual jay jane son such a pleasure it's good to remember this podcast oh boy do you love me i love you i love you too all right everybody see you next time is that how i end podcast now see you next time This week's drunk dial is sponsored by H&R Block. Visit HrBlock.com to find the office closest to you.