Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Drunk Dialing: Episode 1 - Is this a good idea? with Lo VonRumpf

Episode Date: March 15, 2019

Kicking off the first Friday Drunk Dial Kaitlyn is joined by stylist Lo VonRumpf as they get into the bachelor finale and Hanna B as the next Bachelorette, get on the phone with a listener to share crazy sex stories, and Kaitlyn announces more shows on her spring break live tour! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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My little vinoes We are here It's really a third podcast Caitlin You think you're overdoing it maybe a little bit No We want more Give the people what they want

They want more And you know what I always wanted to do like a little interactive thing with the vinos because like I almost want to show my appreciation for all the listeners so I'm like how can I get them involved my grape therapies I'm always doing an interview maybe a bachelor recap

off the vine's always an interview you know what drunk dialing drunk dialing we we all do it sometimes you know high risk high reward sometimes we're glad we did it

sometimes we're not but the point is it's Good for ratings. Yep. So, guys, we did it. We're doing a third podcast where I interact with the listeners, my little vinos. I don't know why I call you guys little. You just aren't my little.

It's cuter if they're little. Yeah, you're my little vinoes. You want like big old vinos. Wait, who are you? Oh. We haven't introduced you. I did you get in the room. Security.

Where'd you come from? And why are you crying? Allergies. And I'm so excited to be here with you. Yeah. She's fresh off the little Nashville plane. Yeah. And I'm so happy you're here.

It's funny because do I look fresh? You do look very fresh-faced and beautiful. It's because I got my hair did and I have a spray tan because I got 45 minutes of sleep last night. Oh. Anyways. You look well-rested. But lo, you've been on my podcast like, what, eight times now? Yeah.

Yeah. And people love you because people love your, everybody remembers your confession about poop. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's been a lot of poop confessions. Yours is memorable. Yeah. I feel so much pressure from your vinos.

Is that what we call little vinoes? My little binos. Because now I'm like, I almost want to like just take a shit in the studio or do something wild. Right. Because I need some. I need more shit stories. My producers say no, don't. I'm going to shit.

I'm shitting. I'm going to be clean. I'm taking your shit. You know what? I've never really had someone do like a live confession like in the moment. Confession. I'm shitting right now. That would be next level.

I know. I don't really encourage it. But I wouldn't be mad just for the content. So it turns out that my escape and what I look forward to the most in my week is connecting with everybody. So I had a moment in the Uber on the way here where I just felt super grateful and thankful for everybody's support because I was like, am I over saturating? Like, and then I was like I really feel like I can connect with everybody who listens even more through like a little Q&A, a little drunk dial, you know, where they can call in. You can be drunk calling in. You can be sober, but act drunk.

Like, we could just be drunk on life. I don't care. I don't care. Maybe sometimes I'll be drunk on espresso. You know, everybody's going to call me a raging alcoholic, and I'm going to say, you know what? Drunk means a lot of things to me. Yeah. Yeah.

So for all of the crazy vinos that love shooting the shit with me, this one's for you. You can find me a third time a week on Fridays for this episode of drunk dialing. I'm excited. I am too. I don't even know what's going to happen. I literally thought I was going to go to dinner with you. and I'm now now we're drinking.

Did you see I got a little Savian Blanc from Napa? Oh, yes. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. Delish. So anyways, this week, I'm going to dive into this two-day bachelor finale. Just real quick, because I just need to get it off my chest. And then I have something really exciting to announce later in the podcast, okay? But first, let's dive into the bachelor finale.

You watched it low? Highlights. Highlights. the highlight real. Yeah. That's the way to do it, you know? I get the episodes emailed to me a little bit early screeners because I'm not sure if you know this, but I know some peeps.

Yeah. So I don't know. I just, it's, it takes a lot for me to, um, to really like get invested in these stories because I'm like, well, it's a real story. I was invested. Yeah. I was like, what the hell? I think this is one of the most romantic seasons of all.

seasons oh because he was just like no no I'm I'm done that's my girl I found love which we all want to do by the way on the show we all know by the end of it which one but you got to go through with the format because of your contract so I was like what the hell how is he going to go through with this is he going to get sued five million dollars that's the contract for jumping the fence and being like I'm done but they were like let's see this as an opportunity let's play on let's play on it spin zone turn negative into a positive and i've actually found it romantic because she was kind of like i don't know and he was like i'm going to fight for your love maybe in a very persistent way where maybe it's a bit much but he's i like a little swim fan vibe i like a little

swim fan vibe myself okay i do because i'm like a little stocker moment yeah you know the i'll take it he they mean it yeah they really mean it and he showed up at her house yeah I was like, hey. Hey, let's. What's f***. I don't know if that was what he's, remember, he's a virgin. Is he though? Is he though?

I will say, though, it's interesting that, um, so he was on the view. Yeah. And I love Joy Behar and they were like, no, you don't. I fucking live for joy. Joy, doesn't she hate the bachelor? She not, well, she's, I mean, all into politics. Right. She's very political.

Unless, like, I mean, I don't know, Barack Obama was going to make an appearance and like, I don't know. Yeah. She wouldn't be interested. Right. But she, they had Colton on the show and she's like a straight shooter. She's like, all right. Did you, did you do it?

Yeah. And he's like, you know, at this time, we're just going to respect a little privacy. Oh, come on. Yeah. And he pulled the like, it's now two of us in a relationship. So I'm not going to let you know if I came or not. I mean, he said, that's how I say it. But he said in like, he did not say that.

He said in a very, like, tasteful. PR publicist in the background being like, no, wait. That's so interesting because, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I know Colton. Jason's good friends. I don't know. I don't know if he did or not.

Otherwise, I would tell it to you guys here first. America wants to know them. I would drunk dial everybody and tell the world. But, you know, I don't know. But I just found, yeah, I just think it's so crazy because I kind of like, too Shea Colton because he's like, you guys want to just talk about my virginity this whole time and it was going to be the big plot twist. Jokes on you.

I'm not going to talk about it. I kind of dig it. Yeah. I kind of dig it. It took me a second, but I just, I just talk that one out loud, and I dig that he keeps out a secret. What are you going to tell the view? Yeah. No, he's saving it for off the vine.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. He's not telling Joy Behar and Megan McCain. No, he's waiting for KB. Yeah. Yeah, they were really a couple of rule breakers this season, which I just respect that. I broke some rules. I just, you know.

Is he going to get sued? No, he would have already. Oh. Yeah. But I think it's cute because it was kind of like a full circle. Like she had a turnaround and she was like, this guy's going to fight for me. And then I think she fell in love with him. So we'll see what happens.

I do think she actually loves him. You know what you can just tell? Like I remember Nick and Vanessa at the end of their season. People were like, ooh, there's some tension. Like everybody, you kind of can see through some stuff. I feel like they were genuinely happy. Yeah. And I've talked to them.

And they're like, we just can't wait to like, you know, be because they do seem really happy. So I had Nicole Franzel on my podcast last week, and she was on Big Brother. And she was in the Big Brother house with a frickin' douche canoe and a guy who loved her. But the guy who loved her just kind of flirted and he didn't really go after it because she was with the douche canoe. And moving forward after the show, Douche Canoe proved he was a douche canoe and did all these terrible things. And it wasn't until Vic called her up and was like, I just can't get over you. And he was persistent. And then she gave him. him a chance and then it's like and I think that says so much about the girl too because you're like

you're you have self-love and self-awareness that you know what you deserve and you give that person a chance and then you're like wait I actually love you too I think it's beautiful beautiful moment you know what this isn't really your type of love story you know what gets you A little bit of cheese on this story, man. Cheesy McGeezy. Cheese and tell me what your ideal love story. I'd have to say, yeah, you know what? I'm so, like, I think the, like, this, I love Nancy Myers films.

If for any of you that don't know, like, Father of the Bride, something's got a gift. So I do, like, a little bit of the, like, cheesy romantic. Yeah. But I have to say, like, I like, you know, meeting someone in a store. Like, it's the reality of it all. Like, I think the, I don't know. Oh, I thought. you're going to say like Tinder.

Oh, shit. Or like Bumble. No. Grindr. Grindr. Well, I'm a big fan of Bumble, actually. Yeah. Because I met some best friends through it.

Oh, that's nice. BFF, yeah. But yeah, I thought you were going to say, like, I like a good grinder story. Yeah. Do you remember on. Siding into the DMs? Father of the Bride, too, when he, both his daughter and his wife were pregnant at the same time and they both go into labor at the same time.

And he ends up having, like, some kind of emerging. emergency surgery and they go up his butt and he runs out the room and he does like a little slide and he goes, do I know you? Excuse me! Do I know you? I quote that

too often in my life and people don't get it and I'm like, do I know you? I think it's so funny. Anyways, let's go on to the new Bachelorette. And then we'll get to some drunk dials. Hannah B. Okay, here's my thing. You need this world that we live in of Bachelor, Bachelorette's, it's always your all-American hero, your all-American sweetheart, the girl next door, it's always like the same cookie cutter.

You're fun-loving Canadian. Yeah, that's rare. A unicorn. You read about it, but till it actually happens. That's true. But I'm like, Hannah B to me is self-deprecating. She's like, she's got like this right American. of insecurities.

She's awkward, but it's her. Like, I don't feel like she's faking that. People are giving her shit. They're being so mean to her. And she's, they're like, she smiles too much. I'm like, really? That's what you're going to pick her apart for?

Smiling too much. What a psychopath. Stop smiling, you psycho. Is she the one? She's a former pageant queen, too. So give her a break. I mean, that's all she knows. Miss congeniality over here.

And you know what? This is going to help her. grow. This is going to help her realize who she is and come into herself. And we need to support her along that journey because it's going to be a beautiful thing. And we can turn it into her being an actual like, you know, pageant nightmare. If we're all hard on her and trolling her, if we support her, it can be a beautiful thing. And I'm so sick of little trolls on the internet, just jealous of goddamn, she's just being herself. People are like, she's so awkward. I'm like, of course she was. just got thrown into being the bachelorette she's not used to being on tv so what she does

pageants and these all of a sudden she meets five guys that could be her potential husband and she loses her words you would too bitch yeah i lost mine got i get fired up you should i get it well it's a little PTSD too because you were a little yeah you were in that seat i'm sweating yeah i might throw up i'm getting really upset because i'm like god why are people not just rooting for people's happiness i'm so sorry that she was chosen as a bachelor's right and you don't like her for these reasons that don't make any sense to me

but give her a goddamn chance America will warm up to her they better or they'll have me the Canadian to deal with watch out America this 101 pound Canadian she's going to get you I'll get you. Have you ever seen that movie? What is it

with Paul Rudd? You just said no to me and I didn't even say the movie yet I was like have you ever seen the movie you're like Never seen it. No, no, I haven't. You've wanderlust. That's what it is. I actually haven't seen it.

What? I know. I'm going to pull up a clip. What do you think, Eva? Yeah? You're going to take it? You're going to take that dick. You're going to take that dick.

I'm going to pop off a piece of my dick. Oh, yeah, I'm fixing stuff. I'm going to fuck you. I'm going to fuck you. I'm going to get it all up in your vage. Get it up in your vage with my dick, with my dick. I'm going to put it in with my dick. I'm going to put some my dick in.

I'm going to put some of my dick in. This is your inner dialogue. Oh, my gosh. It's so funny because, like, Caitlin love. Love's deep conversation about life and your travels and self-love journey and how you got there. And then I love a good dick joke or like a good stupid quote of putting your dick all up in your vage. Oh, my God, what's wrong with me? There's something.

I'm not sure what it is yet. Anyways, I think we should get to the joke. It seems appropriate to just go in. Perfect segue. Oh, wait, I have to tell my exciting news first. Hit it. Hit it. I've got, obviously everybody knows I have a tour coming up for a live podcast, but I've added two cities.

I've added Aspen, where the beer flows like wine. Some place warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. We're beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen. I don't know, Lloyd, the French are assholes. Okay, it's going to be a good time. It's going to be a party, but I've got a lot of demand to add more shows.

So I'm already planning a fall tour as well. But anyways, exciting news. I've added two shows to my tour this April. We're going to kick it off with a bang. On April 12th, we will be Apriskeen. Is that how you say it? In Aspen with Colton, Jason. Oh.

And Blake. Oh, shit. Yeah. You're welcome. everybody. Three handsome men to warm us ladies up after a bluebird ski day. I'm especially excited for this live show because all of the proceeds will be going to Colton's charity, his legacy foundation. His foundation provides resources for research and support of people living with cystic fibrosis. He's been doing so much amazing work with his charity and I couldn't be happier to

help in some sort of way. So all tickets for the Aspen show will be on sale on my website later this week. But if you go to my Instagram story, shameless plug, I will include a swatier wipe up in case you want to join Colton for a weekend of skiing. I mean. I'm in. Who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? And then second show, drum roll, please.

We'll be on April 15th in Denver. I'll be live podcasting with Colton again, but this time with his lovely lady Cassie. So can't wait to hear them in an interview together. I mean, they've been doing the media rounds. But you can get tickets to that on my website, livetours. caitlandbristow.com. God, I love spring break. You know what?

Can I tell you something? Just quick insight before we go into the Q&A's. I had a guy on my season. His name was Joshua Albers. Beauty. Great guy. I gave him a terrible haircut on the show. I really enjoyed him as a friend.

He's great. I would still talk to him to this day. He's great. He was from Idaho. And I did a stand-up comedy date with Amy Schumer. And I was just chirping all the guys with Amy. That's amazing. will be on my tombstone.

Yeah. And so I was like making fun of all these dudes and we're doing stand-up and all the guys had to go up. And I was like, they didn't air. That's, I'm still not sure why, but me and Amy thought it was, Amy and I, whoa, thought it was hilarious. Because we're like, Josh, no offense, man, but nobody's exactly screaming for Idaho spring break. Because we're just making fun of it. Is that funny? That's funny, right?

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, nobody's excited to go to. Idaho is what we're getting at. Anyways, I gather that. What I'm getting at is my spring break tour is going to be awesome. And you would actually, though. You would love to go to Idaho, though.

It's beautiful. And what you, baby loves French fries. Baby loves French fries. You love a baked potato. Baby. Yeah, she does. I know. She does.

Licking her chops, just thinking about. I'ma puts my dick in the baked potato. Like a warm baked potato. Okay, Q&A. We just need to brace ourselves because. this next, I guess it's not a, I'm going to ask her the question. Her name is, I mean, I mean, I'm just, I want to give her props for, we can say her name, Sidney.

She's getting personal. Okay. Her question is craziest sex story, but I'm more curious about what happened to her crazy sex story. She said it involves three cops, three separate places in one night. And I think I'm going to have to call her and turn the question around on her. And then she, and then you can answer maybe. Let's, let's call her up.

Sydney. Yes. Oh, my gosh, you're here. Yes. So you had a question, and you wanted to know my craziest sex story? Yes. Okay, I'm going to turn the question on you because somebody, a little birdie, told me that you are the one with the crazy sex story. And I think you need to, like, butter me up and tell me yours first before we're going to get anywhere. All I have written down is three cops, three separate places in one night.

So, please, go on. Okay. Let's jump into it. Let's do it. First off, like any classic crazy sex story, it happened on prom night. Oh, my God. Yes, a good prom night sex story. Get it, girlfriend, go.

Hit it. Yes, okay. So I, well, first off, I married my high school sweetheart, so this is with my husband. Wait, this is the sex story with your husband? Yes. But back then, he was just... He was just an innocent little... A boy carrying her algebra book.

Yeah. So romantic, but tell us the story. Oh, you know. Yeah. Okay, so it was prom night. The thing to do in our town was you go to prom and then everyone goes to, like, the local amusement park. So our... Our, well, we went into, like, two. Okay.

So clearly we weren't going to be wearing our prom clothes. So we were like, okay, we got to find a place to change. So we pull into this parking lot. Now then, we were dumb. Like, clearly we didn't think this through. Why are we changing in cars in a parking lot? I did it yesterday. I did it, like, 20 minutes ago.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, there we get, but I feel better about myself. Okay, go on. Okay, so we start changing in the car, and it gets more. But we start changing in the car, and all of a sudden a cop pulls up in the parking lot and gets out of the car and shines his lights in our car. And you're full naked? So my half-dressed boyfriend at the time gets out, and he's like, so sorry we were just trying to change.

Although, I mean, he did not believe that. He really thought something else was going on. Was something else going on? I don't know what I was going to. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Sorry, I got excited. You were good. So then we were like, well, shit.

So anyways, we hurried up got changed, went to another parking lot because more was going to go on. The next parking lot was a bank parking lot. Apparently, bank parking lots have like... Surveillance? ...24-7. Okay. And so things begin. I remember my first bank parking lot?

I know, right? They're pro-sexual. I get on every time I go to the bank now. Yeah. Yeah, get that deposit, girl. Deposit it all up in your badge. Oh, my God. Okay, go on.

So you're in a Chase bank parking lot. Oh, yes. And then things start happening. And then another cop goes up next to it. A little bank thing? A little bank, a little bang, you know. As you would in a bank parking lot. Okay, so another cop pulls up.

Naturally. Another cop pulls up, shines his light in our car, and we were like, oh, shit, we're not going to get out of the car at this time. We're just going to drive away really quickly. Oh. So no alcohol was involved, I'm assuming. No, no, no, no. And then the last one's where it gets really dry. Oh, get it.

Get it. Okay. So then we go, this is so terrible. I'm so not this person anymore. And maybe I am. We pull into, I mean, it's like, midnight. We're in, we go to this next parking lot. Well, turns out it's like an elementary school. Oh. Oh, but it's midnight. So really it's just another parking lot. It's just another

parking lot. And so things really start happening. I mean, we're just in the middle of it. And then a cop pulls up and he starts yelling at us. And I'm like, first off, why are all of you so active in the middle of the night. Like, go to your families. Where is this, by the way? Are we talking like, because you said amusement park, so I'm thinking Disneyland, so you're in Orange County. No, East Texas.

Gotcha. Bible Belt. Oh, everyone's on high alert. Oh, well, that's why you're getting, yeah, you need to go do that in like La Duke, Alberta. People will applaud you. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

Yeah. And, um, yeah, so then he comes out and he, like, wants to talk to us. So do you know how awkward it is to, like, to just start talking to a police officer, like, mid-action. Like, that is just... Yeah, that is just not the way to do it. I mean, it's traumatizing, actually. Were your clothes on, though, at least when the cop came up? Like, did you, were you guys clothed, at least?

Uh, not entirely. Got it. Oh, wow. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, man. So anyways, um, that, um, that was, um, that was, uh, not entirely.

really killed the vibe the third time was the charm and uh yep that was up to that night wow so uh bone or kill is what you're getting at oh yeah wow oh yeah that's so funny and do you still live there no no i don't oh i was going to say you should like you know just take it back to a couple parking lots for old times sake and see if the romance is still there yeah and like yeah happy anniversary and then just see like you know what dreams really do come true and then you do it at the amusement park and and make a baby um well our anniversary is actually like next week so there you go you know what i think this is the universe telling us something take it to the parking lot and call me back next friday yeah actually we got caught by people so many times what's with you guys why don't you just stick it like stick it whoa why don't

you just like like keep it in the bedroom so then you don't get busted Well, we were young, so that, like, wasn't allowed. Oh, that makes sense. That's why now, like, so before we got married, the car was, like, the only place. So now that we're married, like, I love the bed. Oh, yeah. That's so, that's exciting for me. That's like, oh, I'm good.

The bed is like. Luxury. Yeah, the bed is like you guys are getting crazy. You're going into bedroom. Oh, my God, I know. That's amazing. Well, Sydney, I mean, I respect. that story and usually third times a charm. I'm sorry it wasn't for you, but it looks like it all

worked out. Yeah, yeah, I did. I also have a confession for you, if that. Give it to me, girlfriend. Okay. Well, I have listened to your podcast since day one, so I know poop stories fly. Like, I know that. Oh, they fly. They fly. They're encouraged the more the merrier. Yeah. Exactly. So mine involves poop and weed. Does it make me sound like I'm this crazy person? But these are like the two craziest things in my life. And I'm actually pretty tame. Yeah, I'm like, those are the two craziest things in your life.

I've got you beat. You're good. You're good. And this is the safe space. So let it all out, sister. Yes, safe space. So my husband and I, since we have been together since we were kids, like we basically made a pact that if we were going to go through those crazy times in life, we were just going to do it together. Oh, that's so romantic.

So we were like, okay, if we're ever going to, like, have edibles or anything, we're just going to do it together. And, like, however this goes down, we're just going to make our pact, we're going to do it together. And so last summer we were at a river with some friends and someone's going to go down to the river. Yeah? Oh, yes. Yes, that was the one. And so I partook of two cookies. Oh, but girl, no.

Oh. No, just wait. Okay. So like, tonight is fine. I didn't feel a thing. Oh, gosh. And so some idiot goes, you should have a third. No.

Let me tell you, I'm a 100-pound tiny little person. Haven't you learned, Sidney, that third time is not a charm? Never. I know what. It's a recurring theme in my life. Now, remember that next time you do something stupid twice, don't do it that. third time it doesn't work for you girl you're right i really need to remember that please continue yes so three um and okay this does not go well so apparently weed and me have like okay so you know

whenever you are high you're supposed to like not think about time you're hungry yeah i was so full and all i could think about was how time was not happening oh you got paranoid i had yes i had a panic attack And let me tell you, I was on the river with like seven guys and it was just me. And so everyone else that's on the river is looking at me having this panic attack and they're like, what are all these guys doing to this girl? And so I'm like, oh, my God, they're going to get arrested because they're like attacking me, but they're not. Well, you were traumatized from the police.

Yeah. So that makes sense. Oh, my God. This is a gang bang. No, it's not. It's not a gang bang. And so anyway, so it was horrible. It had the complete horrible reaction.

reaction, address reaction. Well, I was high for like four days. What? Oh, my God. I'll have what she's having. If you've ever heard of that, it was insane. So I go back to work, I mean, because I have to. I work. And I go to the bathroom and turned out my shit days later still just is all you can smell is weed. That is it. And it just fills up the entire bathroom. And, yeah, and so there's only, like, three women in the place that I work. And so, like, if someone goes in there, clearly it's one of us three, like, someone's high.

So somebody got high off your poop is what you're saying. I mean, basically, so I was just like, oh, my gosh, the smell is spreading throughout the entire building, this shit weed. No. And I'm going to get fired. Like, anyways, I ended up not getting fired, but I was just so terrified because my shit weed, literally was smelling up the entire building. Oh, God, that's shitweed.

It'll get you every time. It really does. Ready to party with the best of them. And we're going to go down to the river. Well, you know what? Every time I think of going down to the river,

I'm going to think of Sydney shitting weed. Yeah. That just really brings us together Yeah you know what Besties for Life I can't wait to hear your I'm going to make you call in next week after your anniversary

and hear your next crazy sex story Okay Let's do it Let's do it It's a date Fourth time's a charm Thanks for calling in Sydney You're so welcome

BFFs forever Bye Bye Bye Love y'all I love it That was awesome Okay, so cute

She was so cute because she was like You could tell it's like not really her But she was like I got the story And then she was all like She got into it And I really appreciated that I loved her honesty I really did too

I actually like I don't know why And I don't know if I'd ever find The story like that cute And I was like That's really endearing I want to hang out with Sydney Her little poop smell like edibles Yeah

It kind of made me want to get high That's wrong with me Okay, a couple more questions. I got to love this question from Kayla Harkham. She asked, want to be the delivery, want to be in the delivery room when I have my baby. You'd be the best hype girl. Oh, as in. I'm saying this on my podcast.

Kayla, I'm going to come to your delivery room. I'm going to be in the room when you have your baby. Can I have the placenta? We'll share it. Okay, great. That's the only reason why. That's the only reason why. Katelyn wants to be there.

Yeah, I'm like, I'll do anything for the globe. She's going to take your placenta. I'm going to take the placenta and put it all up in my mouth. Give me that placenta. It's so good for you. Yeah, it is. So many vitamins. Get in that deliver room.

I'm going to go. Yeah. Maybe we could podcast. Live podcast from the delivery room. You heard it here first on drunk dialing. I'm not joking. I know. We just got to make sure it fits into my schedule.

So if you could plan the birth, I'll be there. Anna Panto is asking, if you had to name your baby after someone from the Bachelor franchise, besides yourself and Chris Harrison, what would you name it? Juan Pablo. Oh, that's good. Juan Pablo. JP for short. I feel like it's all like white people names besides that one. One Pablo.

Amber. Brittany. Oh, you're so right. Brody. Colton. Caitlin. Sean. Ari? Ari's kind of exotic. I take Ari. I'm going to name my kid Ari. Okay. There you go. Arie and I'm Juan Pablo.

Yeah. Okay. And lastly, question from K K K K K Kib? K-K-I-L-B. K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-L-B. Will Jason be at any of the Off-Vine live shows? Well, you guys are in. luck he will be my guest for my new york podcast concrete jungle where dreams are made of god you're so dramatic i got news for you i can wait start spreading the news i'm leaving today ever since we're gone i got a brand new thought of there oh new york new york new york Jason won't be in New York.

Did I just hurt your eardrums? Nope. I needed that. That's all she wrote. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you drunk dial. Who's not with OTV?