Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Friendsgiving

Episode Date: November 25, 2020

Kaitlyn is joined this week by her good friends Elena Davies, Sarah Nicole, and Bailey Stanworth to celebrate WINNING THE MIRRORBALL. Yes that's right, our girl is a champion and she spills everything about the finale episode and her deal to get a Mirrorball tattoo. Later, the girls talk about sending nip pics in their groupchats, bedazzled vaginas and play a couple games of Who's More Likely To: DWTS edition and Who Knows Kaitlyn Best!  CAPRI BLUE - Get 20% off your entire purchase at capri-blue.com/OFFTHEVINE  GEICO - Go to geico.com , and in fifteen minutes you could be saving 15% or more on car insurance BRUUSH - Get 25% off everything store-wide during the Black Friday Sale use promo code VINE at Bruush.com  SKILLSHARE - For a limited time, get a free trial of Skillshare Premium Membership at Skillshare.com/VINE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Who's that with OTV? Who's that with OTV? Podcast One presents off The Vine with Caitlin Bristow. Caitlin is creating a space where girls and gents can feel empowered to be themselves. Get ready for lots of laughs. Taboo topics. on filtered advice and wine lots of wine get ready to shake things up here's katelyn welcome to off the vine

i'm your mirror ball champion i mean what i am your host katelym bristow oh my gosh i won the freaking miraball last night i still haven't had time to like process everything i have over 300 texts i have emails i have dms i'm like trying to get through and back to everybody but i needed a little a little unwind hangout with my girlfriend's on Zoom. So we decided to make it into, and Raman's here too, into a podcast. So, gosh, it's never a dull moment with Sarah, a.k.a. Berth Papaya, one of my best friends, Bailey.

We have Cleo in the background a little bit. And also Elena Davies, yes, Raman, you too. And it's just, I think we talk about nipples for a good 10 minutes. So enjoy the podcast. And I'm sure for the next couple weeks I'll be talking about. things of the mirror ball so you can send questions into the off the vine Facebook page about what you want to know about my experience and I'll answer those there okay enjoy the pod it was okay we gotta get into this good I gotta talk about Caitlin's incredible victory because this girl

crushed it last night on the dance floor so like I see that mirror ball sitting behind you I want to know like so many things girl like you did it we're so proud of you but how are you feeling you must be like on cloud nine tell us everything you don't know what cloud i'm on i feel like i'm kind of like in mars or like on another planet because i'm just like i'm so exhausted the adrenaline rushes of the ups and downs and like seven hour no six hours a day seven days a week for three months is like it isn't seen what it does to your body and it's not like a little lunch break like we'll sit and hang. No, Artem was like, no, we practiced from start to finish and we go over and over and over and again, which is honestly looking back now and I knew I would do this. In the

moment, I would come home in tears and I'd be like, this is too hard. But like now I look back, I'm like, I literally need it to be pushed like that because this show is all about your growth and like getting better. And I already started off as like, yeah, I can dance. And so it was hard for me to like break through to another level of dance and it was him pushing me that did that but yeah i'm so happy um tyra could have made the pause a little bit shorter i know elena was fired up about that dude i resent her i get it i get showbiz okay like sure like build the moment up you know what i mean but like that felt unreasonably long and i if i was feeling such strong emotions in that moment about it. I just can't imagine what was going on in your brain.

Yeah, I was, first of all, I've never hugged Artem like that in my life. I was like squeezing him and we both just had our head down and I just kept being like, okay, it's 50-50. She's either going to say Caitlin and Artem or Neve and Jenna. And I just kept going over in my head hearing her say, Caitlin and Artem. So when she did, I screamed so loud. I forgot I was, well, I forgot I was miced and that people at home would hear me. And I was just like, are you serious? And then I had like seen the mirror ball all day and I didn't want to get close to it because I was like, no, no, no, it's bad.

Like I can't touch it until I win it. And so then when you can watch me back, we like, they're like, go get your trophy. And I run towards it and then I go, ah, ha, and Art was like, get it, get it, grab it. But the first, Artem's been part of the season for 10, he's been part of the show for 10 years, and that was his first mirror ball. And he is in such a different place in life. I think, like, he now has a baby, a fiance, and I think it was like a rough year for him even a year ago, not knowing if he would be on the show. So between the two of us, it was like, honestly, both of our dreams. And Artem started crying, and then I started crying. And Tyro was asking us

questions, but apparently we didn't hear her. Oh, my gosh. What did Arden say? once like everything kind of settled down like out of that moment because the pictures you guys are so incredibly happy both wanted this win so bad for so long like obviously far before this season far before you were paired together i'm sure he knew from the get-go when he was partnered with you that he probably had a good chance of winning but how like what did he kind of say when it all kind of hit and and you guys kind of had that chat it was funny because artem is uh it's I don't know how to describe him. Like, he's, he's Russian. So, like, his culture is just very straightforward. He is funny and he can be funny, but this is work to him. And I was the student.

He was the teacher. And it was just very much like, that was our relationship. And I kept being like, is this guy even like me? Do we think he likes me? Because I was just, like, every day, I'm like, I don't even know if he likes me. I'm like, I'm a friend even. And so then, towards the end and every Monday he was really great about being like okay we worked so hard all week like just go out there and enjoy it be present you'll never forget this and so on that on last night when he was like okay this is a celebration dance like go out there and celebrate everything you've accomplished and that like you couldn't have made it any further in this competition now it's just about a trophy but like you've made it to the end and I knew he was like but don't

it up. I appreciate that. Yeah. And he wanted that mirror ball so bad. And so did I'm. So when we did it and I was like, I wonder what Artem will be like. He cried and he couldn't like he just kept crying because everyone was like, speech, speech. And then of course, Caitlin, I'm like, yeah, you know, like try to crack jokes.

And he, God, I'm so bad at speeches. And I'm like, yeah, I love it. everybody on the show. I kept looking around and be like, yeah, I'd get a beer with you. I'd get a beer with you. And then Artem's like, from last year was a really low point for me. And he kept like, trying not to cry. And I was like, ooh, his speech is better. Use this one. But he was just talking about how he's like in the last year he's created a family, got a fiance. And he said, because he had a year off dancing, it gave him a different perspective this season with like doing it for his family to share something like that he is

accomplished with his loved ones like he said he just did this season differently which I was like oh my gosh I want to know what you're like to your other partners when you only cared cared about the dancing because he was like this is you know for my family so he was really um sentimental and emotional and sweet and so you can tell he was just so proud and he we just kept being like I'm holding the mirror ball I'm like you hold it he's like well no it's yours I'm like Well, it's ours. It's just like a really funny moment. But also it's pandemic, right?

So usually you have a live audience there screaming, going nuts. Your family could be there. Everyone comes and lifts you up off the ground when the confetti happens. Not me. I went down and did Snow Angels and the confetti on the floor. But cameras were off and nobody was there. It was really awkward. We wait.

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Yeah, it's a friend sale. Not a huge friend's sales. Anyways, I want to know since you want to vote. Boats and no. both and oh wow rejection it hurts just a little um i want to know though since you now won the mirror mirror ball where are you going to get your mirror ball tattoo and are you going to do that before the new year that's a good question because i did tell everybody i was going to get a mirror ball tattoo if i won i also told everybody that if justin beaver tweeted me i would get his face tattooed on me and i'm really glad he

didn't it's okay i'm not too late i actually would love that comment How many tattoos on your skin would be great. I already have a few. I mean, I probably would have done it because I keep my word. And I was like, well, Lady Gaga tweeted us. Like, maybe Bieber will when he sees we're dancing to his song. And one of my girlfriends used to work for him. So she's like, oh, I'll for sure get him too.

And then I set it on camera. I'm like, I'll get his face tattooed. And then when he didn't, I was like, yes. But Mirabal tattoo, okay, I just feel like I need to do such. something that says like I don't know like I don't want a mirror ball tattooed on me I feel like that's kind of tacky but yeah maybe maybe it's like the front of my neck or something um I would get like a tiny little really dainty pretty like DWTS handwriting somewhere or but also like that could mean I was off week one I want it to be like maybe I'll just get on

my back like the champ is here it's funny that you said like because i was literally imagining in my mind i don't know why but like just like when you're like oh maybe i'll do something dainty i was like or she could be like um dancing with the stars mirror mirror ball champion 2020 and just cover her entire back but then you're like maybe something dainty and i was like oh right different direction i'm honestly like the kind of person that you just give me a few drinks and you never know what's going to happen with tattoos all my tattoos like the birds on the back of my arms, it was so funny because you have to get approval when you're on national television like that to, for them to show your tattoos.

And so I'm like, I had to reach out to my ex-boyfriend that did my tattoos when I was drawn and be like, yo, can I get approval for showing your tattoos? And then he's like, hey, how's it going? And I'm like, no. I'm trying to move on. Like, I'm going to meet a different man. But I just need to touch base with you before I do that. You know, it's so funny, who's actually my high school sweetheart.

Like four years of being in love with this guy thinking he was the one when I was like 16. But yeah, that was funny. Oh, my God. Wait, we have to explain it because people are probably like, what do you mean friendship tattoos? All four of you, not me, all three of you have when we were in Nash, yeah. Yeah, tell the story and tell them why I won't get it. Well, we were in Nashville, sorry, and I've always thought it would be so cute to have like friendship tattoos. And so we were at a tattoo shop and we were trying to decide what to get.

We were all going to get something matching. And I was like, we should get little like ships for like our little friendships. So I just thought that was cute. And Bailey, I think you found it, right? Yeah, we just honestly Googled the photo. Like wasn't really that insightful. And then we, all hung out at Caitlin's that night and she made me a promise if I stayed an extra night she would get one and I'm sorry but there's not a friendship on her body and you did say an extra night I will say while I love my tattoos so much um and I don't regret it at all a lot of people think it's a pizza slice yeah or like a shark tooth yeah so they're like a cool pizza slice tattooella pizza as well what's your favorite kind of pizza and I'm like that's not I mean like

pepperoni but like that's not a I like stuff crust but it's not it's not a pizza that's what that's what happens when you google your inspiration yeah so I blame Bailey but also cool experience and thank you tattoos and they mean something because it's friendship but I was like Bailey that's not a ship that's like a sailboat it's a sailboat but I will too you want to get a yacht say look at at this one. That's kind of like yours. I obviously Googled Ships. So would you like to issue a public apology? I feel like Google owes us a public apology. Someone does. I like it. I like the story. Yeah. It tattoos are a story. Yeah. Pets of memory. I have tattooed on my fingers and I highly regret those. Does that mean you murdered somebody? Well, yes and no. Okay.

A teardrop tattoo, if it's tattooed on your face means that you have killed somebody. I think... Clarify Caitlin has not. I have not. Yeah, no. Just killed some hearts along the way. This means, I guess, like, thought about killing someone once. You're ever in a fight with Jason, you're like, mm.

Yeah. In that case, I need to get a lot of tattoos if that's what that means. Just thinking about killing somebody, like, I owe myself so many tattoos. We're still in our mud masks right now. Like, is it burning? Yeah. Or is it good for you? I think glamour doesn't do anything that's not good for us.

And have like permanent burn or something. That happened to me once when I used this like no name brand. I like put up a mask and it like my face. Bailey, I think I sent you a picture of it. Remember I was like, I'm burnt. Okay, wait, let me just go back to my little prep doc here for a second. I feel like I missed something. I think it, the Thanksgiving questions where we're up.

But it's also not Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah. But we can, okay, that's funny. Okay, we've got, we've got two Canadians, one Canadian honorary American and one American in this, in this little Zoom chat. I would love to be an American slash honorary Canadian. I feel like I've imparted enough of y'all into my life and learned to the jargon. At Saskatchewan. Oh.

When I tell you I've been practicing, I've literally been practicing. I haven't written down on my manifestation card. And I read that at least once a week. Is it your dream to go to Saskatchewan? Saskatchewan. I just could never say it. I don't know what my mouth holded, but never said Saskatchewan. It was so many.

I'm so proud of this growth I'm witnessing. Consonance and bowels all pushed together in like a way that didn't make sense to my tongue. So what about regina Regina? Regina I got because it sounds so much like vagina and I've nailed that Yeah I mean like literally but I didn't mean it like that But yeah also that

Elena are you celebrating Thanksgiving Well I mean I don't know actually What do you mean? You know I don't have anything to be thankful for I'm going to be thankful for sure I just don't know if I'm going to be eating a proper Thanksgiving meal surrounded by my loved ones or not um and and it's going to be hard to be like super

super thankful if I don't have that opportunity but um I'll still manage to like over consume in another way um I'm worried about that but but I I do like Thanksgiving is actually one of my favorite holidays so the fact that it's like very COVID Thanksgiving makes me sad yeah it is so sad like we were supposed to go back tomorrow um which is well i don't know when this podcast is coming out but otis yeah okay so we're supposed to go back today and and apparently it's like the craziest travel day to travel because one covid and two thanksgiving and so they like highly recommend that you don't travel and i was so excited to get back to nashville but now i'm like i'll take a couple more days in california yeah yeah i would too

It's not like, because it's not like you're going home to all your family and normal Thanksgiving stuff. But Elena, do you have someone who could cook for you, maybe? For sure, no. And it's like not going to be me because I've had to call Bailey and ask her how to steam a vegetable one time. Like, I was like, I don't know what I'm doing. Okay, hang on, because you sent a picture of your dinner last night and it had, what was it again? O'CHA. Our, yes, a southern vegetable, it's okra.

But I didn't prepare that meal Blair did. So. Oh. Yeah. You're just leaching off the newlyweds. Mm-hmm. Yeah. She's like.

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you have talked about two pictures and two different occasions in a group chat that i'm not in well you're very busy that's true i don't care okay we're not too busy to show her ariola you guys. I sent a picture of my ariolas because they're the size of salamis now and very dark. And yum. Thank you so much. And I was like, her favorite pizza was pepper ice. Well, can you do this with except for these two women? So I did it. And then in honor of that, they sent me nip picks back. So we'll move you in. Okay. We're going to, we're going to put you in. It's funny, though, because I told Blair about it the next day. I was like, like, look at my nipple. and then she was like, wait, I want to send them my nipple.

So she started a separate group text now and then just started it with her nipple. And did we all reciprocate with a different nipple picture? We send a lot of nudes to each other. Yeah, it's very bonding. I feel very little. Not everyone I would do that. No, you're in the fold. I just honestly, you've been so busy.

I feel like we're so like, yeah, I'm in a nitpick. after this we will send you a celebratory ariola yeah yeah oh you're getting you're getting multiple for me you're getting angles you're getting videos you're getting from the bottom side you earn them if you fancy a capacola after that it is not my problem yeah you don't need to talk about it I'm just warning you all nipples deserve love Sarah it's true I know I know I've just literally adopted to this this new form and this way you you have had kids and now you're pregnant again is do your nipples change every time yeah so they go bigger and then they shrink back down like they come back down and they go back to pink but when you're pregnant and the hormones are going

and it's preparing it goes like very very dark so to give context there's this like old rule and makeup that if you want the perfect shade of lipstick, you match it to your ariola. And that's your perfect lip shade. So if I would normally do that, I would be wearing like a pinky nude. And now I may be wearing like a somewhat of like a merlo, like a merlo, like a merlo with a touch of like a brown nude. It's getting into the goth shades. It's really transitioned. your aerial is going to be emo I'm going to go to Sephora I should go to Sephora and just whip out a tit

and just be like can we match this I need to I need to report back yeah I had a friend tell me that her nipples got bigger like with each child they got bigger and darker and never returned so I'm scared of that for my like if my nipples just keep getting bigger and

fill the size of my breast like that's a lot of tissue area to cover if they like have that that type of freedom that type of freedom i don't know i'm nervous about it what would your um lip color be mine's mine's gonna be like a nudie pink mine's very pale oh my nipple came out lena the podcast one guy's on you hey podcast one guy um you're gonna have to vin moly like at least $12 and 99 cents i'm so sorry about that but you're going to have to. I don't like just show those to people for free except for the other humans in this video chat with me. Okay. My vimos at Elena Davies. There's a couple different ways to spell

Elena. It's E-L-E-N-A-D-A-V-I-E-S. You'll see my face. My face is there. You'll be able to, it's actually the same picture I use on my Zoom account. So you'll know it's me. 1299 minimum. If you go more than that, I would I would appreciate it and I think you should. I have great nipples i think they deserve several more of your dollars but 1299 is the minimum i won't go lower so they're pierced too my over is your straight face like she i actually think he's serious no i am dead i am dead serious i'm dead serious um i'm dead serious um my ribs hurt sorry sorry slash you're welcome i don't know i don't know how you're You're feeling about receiving that, but let's ask the producer how he's feeling about that.

Is he going to come on? Do you have the cash app? What did he say? Do you have the cash app? I do have cash app. Thank you. Yeah, I do. I can get that info to you right after this.

I don't have it all the top of my head. But, I mean, while you're here, though, can I get, like, a one to ten? How would you compare my nipple and my ariola to, like, others you've seen? I thought they were ten. Ten, ten out of ten. Yes. So like, so like, all judges would give me a tin. Like, do you think that Carrie did you give me a tin?

I think so, yes. Okay. What would Bruno say about my nipples? He would have something to say. Sultry, they're, they're, like, they're saucy. they're delicious. Carrie Ann would be like, I'm not super impressed with them. I see better.

Don't discount your nipples. I feel like they've given up. Like, I feel like they just don't have the passion I'm looking for. And then what would Derek say about your nipples? Tack. So you need to attack. Yeah. I just want more.

I want more. I like that a lot. I love it. I enjoy it, but I just want a little bit more. from your nipples that's what i think that the judges will say about my nipples but i don't know you know this has become a new segment on my podcast where i was going to talk about it is just called the nipple segment yeah i'll be the judge of everyone's nipples they just have to show you know okay well what do you think about my nipples

kately well i've seen her nips so many times at this point i'm just like you're like you always know how i feel about the i'm jealous you've done your titty dance for us so yeah we've seen the full That's why I said she should get only fans, just so she can do tip dances. Kate, how would you do you actually make on only fans if you'd showed your tips? Well, if I actually really showed them, I hope a lot. I hope like, like several tens of thousands of dollars. Unfortunately, it's like when I really break it down, like 85% of my followers are women. And like, I think at least half of them don't like me.

They just follow me to like talk shit about me in a subgroup on Facebook. book um so i don't really know if i might have the audience that could really like help me profit on a on a format of only fans but if i could find some weird dudes i'm ready to go i'm ready to go yeah oh okay i have a game for us to play it's called with the stars most likely game so looking back on the season or you can reference other contestants on past seasons to if you want but we'll stick with this one i think who do you think would be most likely to most likely nervous before going on stage i feel like carol basque carol bath carol baskin for sure i think so too um most likely to get extremely competitive against the fellow stars kately bristow mirror ball kately

bristow you wanted it more than anyone like you want before it was even a possibility of anyone ever going on the show you wanted to win it more than them that's that's true i did i did i also would say though you wanted the experience like it wasn't just about the mirror ball it was just about fulfilling your dreams but i do think i wouldn't say that for the whole yeah and so the finale i was just for the finale yeah into the finale i was like wait i need artem was getting so mad at me because i was like oh god did you vote did you vote and he's like it's out of our control at this point and i was like voting for myself on every different device that's up girl you got to do it yeah you got to hustle i respect the hustle uh most likely to get

star-struck by fellow dancers or the judges oh carol baskin i was gonna say this thing you know i kind of she's the newest into that world of being in entertainment so she's probably like she's probably met the least people i just don't even know she would paid attention yeah that's there's no way Carol Baskin, actually Carol Baskin probably knows who Nellie is, but there's no way she watches The Bachelorette or cheer on Netflix. Fair. You never know. I don't know.

Okay, most likely to show up drunk from the night before. Nelly. Cleo is pointing at me. I was going to say Caitlin or Nellie. Caitlin or Nellie. Caitlin and Nellie. I think we both did that this morning on GMA. It was so funny because Jason was like, wait, how did you look like you just stepped onto a red carpet at 3.30 this morning?

I'm like, because I didn't wash my face or my hair. That was my, like, full blood on the night before. Wait, that really was, they just touched it up? Or you just touched it up? Stop. What? I need to do exactly what's in that kit. Yeah.

So I have some intense makeup on that show. Like, it doesn't move off your face. I had three sets of. eyelashes on. What? You look at Jenna and she was in the rain and her makeup did not move. I didn't make sure to pay attention to that. Yeah.

And she was wearing a wig, which was very smart because then you could have your hair done after. But she, her makeup did not move off her face. Like not even one little streak. I saw it in person and I was like, what? You know what? I think that we all just don't give makeup enough credit because when I film, I don't like to talk about this, but when I filmed my intro to X on the beach, they had me

in the middle of like the ocean's waves coming up and I was like bro we're going to lose eyelashes out in the sea like I'm going to lose some of my extensions out here my weave is going to be like going to kill a turtle and they're like everybody says that and it's fine and that it was on my face I could honestly do more activities with makeup on every day I walk around it's afraid to like sweat or see the sun but that stuff's durable You're listening to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow. Quick question before we get back to the podcast. Are you still looking for the perfect gift to give this holiday season or give yourself because, hey, that's important too.

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Are you guys ready for this one? Yeah I don't know This is to see who my real friend is in the group I'm going to get competitive now Yeah I know We don't see the chance against Bailey I have the worst memory This is going to be Bailey all the way.

But let's go. Let's go. This is now Bailey is dancing with the stars, though. This is like, okay. So who knows Caitlin best? We should have like a little jingle. Who knows Caitlin best? Hey, okay, that's the song.

What song? Hey. What song of Justin Bieber did Caitlin dance to? Sorry. Yep. Bailey nailed it. Okay, Bailey gets one point. What color were Artem and Caitlin's outfits while performing their first dance ever? Neon green. Oh, damn, and I knew that one. It was a Halloween costume. Oh, duh. Bailey has two points. Okay. What was Caitlin's average score out of 30 this season? 28. Oh, 20, 29?

29, I'm just going to give a different answer. Average score was probably 28. Oh, Sarah gets a point. Okay. Sarah gets a point. Which judge told Caitlin she seemed to have given up in week seven. Carry on. Oh, Lena got that one.

She did. She was fast. She was fast. Okay. What night? Was Caitlin close to being sent home? Three nights ago. Can I say that out?

It's a specific night. Like what they call the night? Like 80s night or... Oh, is it Disney? Disney. No. Icons. No.

That was when I got my perfect score. That was your perfect score. Oh, yeah. That was Britney toxic. Think about the time that she said I was giving up and what the heck I was wearing. Oh, you're right? wearing it was the Argentinian tang no um the I know what it is I know the dance

it was the you were wearing red and you read did it that it was up it has a P in it it the um Pasadoblo pasta doble it was Villains night can you oh because you were Villains did you wait where did you say villains right oh you're so quiet you're really quiet. You were really quiet. We honestly didn't hear you. So sorry. My microphone will confirm.

I said, Billings, like... Wait. Was that the night you were Curella DeVille? Literally, in a habit. That's why I said Disney. Oh, yeah, Curella DeVille.

That's why I was saying, I was like, I knew the outfit was Curella DeVille. I was supposed to be, like, such a sexy little vixen, and I looked like 80 years old. It was awful. Okay.

Okay, who said this on Twitter after one of Caitlin's dances? Is this weird that this made me cry? I love watching people happy. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga! Sarah, I know that was Elena. Elena got it first. Yeah.

She's quick. Okay. I'm just not going to wait for her to finish the question anymore. Let's do you like already know. Okay, how many weeks with Caitlin in competition? Is that better? 13 yes yes okay sorry i think they died not 13 not 13 uh wait what's the question i saw how many weeks how many weeks was

kately in the competition 12 14 11 yes elena got it she that's counting 11 you know what nobody gets the point there nobody gets the point i mean guys, she's strict. What Disney movie was Caitlin's outfall? Bailey. No, that wasn't me. That was Elena. Oh, that was Elena?

Yeah. Oh, that was Elena. Coming in hot at the end. Okay. Um, oh, my God, we already talked about this. So, get ready. Justin Bieber. Yep.

It was whose face, and Kayla said she would get tattooed on her during her rehearsal on clips. Competitive, sorry. Oh, my gosh. Okay, who won? Cleo was taking... Oh, baby, do it. Oh, Bailey won.

Oh, big surprise. Bailey, what did she win, though? A new bar. An ariola photo. I almost just pulled my boob out again. Alan, I'm sorry to I robbed you of that opportunity. Give me another 1299. I don't know how much like I makes. I'm not trying to like ruin his life, but also I kind of

we should do nipple masks next time. I actually have a nipple cream that's called calm your tits. That's amazing. Genius. I do. I got it for a whole. Yeah, it's so good. Sarah, you may have lost, but. I lost. But that's only because Elena shouts faster and louder. sorry but does she have the leg for that you have no no she doesn't no i saw on your i just sorry while you were in the tub and died how long were you growing that out for listen i don't i don't know i'm eight months pregnant and i don't think you realize like i can't get down to that air like any areas so in order to shave anything anymore i have to get in the tub and I have to get into like a squat position, it's an entire production. And so I didn't

actually realize because I can't, I can't see my legs. Like I can't see my vagina. I can't see anything. So in my head, I was like, whatever, I had laser years ago. It's probably like wisp in the wind. And then I was in the tub and was like, my gosh, I've not seen my leg hair this long. I thought it was a pregnancy thing. But after I put it in my stories, a lot of people were like, know that's just quarantine life like everyone's just like letting it go like why bother it's true and uh yeah so just living life it's got it was definitely long enough that's gotten past the prickly point that it's just like softness right so i'm gonna go and get like a good waxing done though i've never had a wax but i'm going to go and get a waxing done because i don't know why i care

about this but like i just want i feel like if my vagina is going on like it's finale night it needs to like look its best so if we're going to like deliver a baby i want her like clean and shine she's going to be her own mirror ball moment like on on the get her the jazzled for yeah imagine i gave birth with a jazzled vagina if anybody was going to give birth drunk and with a jazzled vagina it would be you it really should be me it would be something i would be very excited to do so that's a great idea i'm going to like i would do but nobody loves me You're listening to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow. Hi, everyone. This is Jillian with Court Junkie.

Court Junkie is a true crime podcast that covers court cases and criminal trials using audio clips and interviews with people close to the cases. Court Junkie is available on Apple Podcasts and Podcasts and Podcast.com. Now back to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow. Wait, Caitlin, I have a question. What is the weirdest or like just most unexpected beauty makeup thing that they did to you during Dancing with the Stars? Ah. Um, hmm. The triple eyelashes sound wild.

That does sound wild. The triple eyelashes. Oh, to keep, like, hair pieces in my hair, I would just have, like, loads and loads of hair extent glue that would keep in jewels and stuff that I would have to, like, oil my hafter to get out. What else? Do they, like, hair spray your butt, like, and you see in movies, like, pageants? Oh, my God, no, but they did use body makeup on my butt cheeks. And because I always had, like, tape on my back from my ribs, and then I would peel the tape off, and I'd have. sticky marks and I get a spray tan and then it wouldn't look good.

Body makeup all over my like cupping from my back and the tape marks. It's, yeah, nothing really that crazy to be honest with you. Interesting. One time I did have to do a little roll up of toilet paper, like I made it into a little tiny tube almost and had to put it between my little. Are you about to say labias? What I thought too. paper cut i mean like i'd put it between the two because of the costume was so tight up there that

it was like severe camel tone so yeah she was going to say that she was no she was did you call it a paper cut oh yeah yeah she also said yeah just like so casually like that's the normal thing to call your your vagina slit well now we know what kind of vagina Caitlin has you guys you know what as i get older it's changing we haven't seen it I mean we have I've seen Kalyn's vagina. Now the vinos no. Last time we were all together, she had like a bird on it or so. Bingham was like, and we needed to explore that.

Yeah, I just was worried about it. Hey, but let me just say, all the vaginas out there, every vagina is beautiful. It is. And yeah, every vagina is. All the giant has need love. Yeah, just like the ariolas. Oh, also. unique to us Sarah

yes I'm obsessed with these I'm so glad you like they're sold out so we won't push them too hard are they really sold out oh my gosh I was looking at Bailey's outfit today Bailey you had some serious outfit in this boat thank you and I was like I want to wear leggings like that and guess what you already have the hoodie so you can just put the hoodie with that and they've seen jackets I know

yeah so we did a whole little next thing and it sold out like in we were gone they were gone in 30 minutes oh yeah like I tried to make a purchase I felt it was miserable wild it was amazing yeah just over there pregnant and hustling you little boss I mean it it makes it makes it looks like I'm doing a lot I've just been just chugging along what else you're going to do I actually a little bit thankful that we're in the middle of I shouldn't say I'm thankful to be in a pandemic that sounds horrible horrible. I'm grateful though I'm not traveling right now because I think that I would be the person that nobody wants on a plane. And I used to be on a plane like every three weeks, right? So I can't

imagine being pregnant and doing this. Like so much respect for anybody who's ever had to do that before for their careers. Like I just am blown away, blown away. But yeah, it's a, it's just, it's just been a year. I think business moves forward, whatever, whatever works and just get to give it you're all even if you're pukin i had to i had to literally i was doing a podcast two days ago and i puked into my mouth and like that was the moment that i realized i was no longer like a little bitch like i was a boss bitch i swallowed the puke back down and kept going it's like katelyn waiting for the mirror ball yeah i swallowed my own puke waiting for it Swallowed it right back down.

Oh, that's like a jam. I have experiencing some recent acid reflux. So I do know the feeling of re-experiencing your food in a different way. And then like it's remaining in your body. But there's like the joy afterwards. My acid reflux is just like absurd. Why? Like I just, it's come from my antidepressants.

They also make me sweat. It has now given me ringworm all over my whole body. So anyways, like, I'm single if anybody wants to, like, reach out or, like, take me on a nice date. I have ringworm. I have ringworm and I'm sweaty. And I have acid, like, in my mouth, 75% of the day. Oh, my gosh. Wait, why don't you try a different medication?

we're working on that but but also like i had like i had a meltdown last week for absolutely no reason whatsoever um so that tracks and um that was also when i had my doctor's appointment and they were like well let's take you off that medicine and try something else and i was like listen lady now's not the time to take me off a medicine okay i'm already not doing well yeah but i tried to go on a medicine once for anxiety and it made my anxiety 10 times worse like I would wake up in the middle the night with like dark thoughts and I would sweat and I was feeling like the same way as you and as soon as I went off it I felt so much better and then I went on a different one that worked for me but what's crazy is I feel great like my like my my everything else is great it's just

the sweating and the acid reflux and the ringworm oh you're in the ringworm don't forget about that yeah don't forget about the ringworm that's I don't know if I ever can Hey, you can get Botox in your armpits for the sledding. Yeah. Okay. And I'm, have Botox everywhere else. So might as well just, like, spread the love. And then get, like, the G-spot shot and you're good.

Wait, what? Have you guys not heard of the G-spot shot? Oh, yeah, it's a thing. I haven't tried it, but, like, it's supposed to make your G-spot just so sensitive and, like, the best thing ever. Sarah knows what she's getting after birth now. This is your push presence. Ask change. it's on my list as well what though what is it is it Botox in your G spot I don't think

it's Botox but it's a shot is that a derma filler hold on what's happening let me find the facts I'm not that I don't know I want to do the thing where you where like it tightens you it's like 50,000 people oh I've done that yeah and highlyonic acid it's hyalonic acid into your G spot that's got to be painful at first is it not painful call it first how do they are they going to be able to find it as long as they're not a dude just make sure your caregiver is a woman and she'll likely be able to find your i've never i've never experienced a g-spot anything so i don't know i'm still happy with everything but never have had a g-spot something i haven't either but i think if i get the shot maybe i will

It's worth a try. It's getting really quiet over there. Well, I was going to ask me a shower thought question. Oh, oh. Well, I'm going to put you on the spot because your podcast, what day is it? You guys always do a shower thought on your Instagram. And I'm always like, damn it, why did you bring this to my attention? Because they're so crazy.

What was your last one you posted? Oh, the finger thing. Yeah, okay. So we do this. We do this every week. honestly the one that we are that's coming out today is kind of mind-blowing it also just really means like but okay actually i'm going to give you the one that i text sarah and she said i hope that this is your next shower thought because i'm not going to use it for a podcast okay do you

remember sarah no but i remember saying that i just and you were like oh it's jacky's week so i can't do it okay so before i say this one i will tell you the finger one since you mentioned it so we were saying tell people what a shower thought is so a shower thought is a thought that's like mind bending or mind blowing like you kind of have to really think about like why it's actually a thing so for example one of the most recent ones we had was if a thumb is called a thumb then you have no middle finger because it's not a finger yeah you only got four fingers so like when you're flipping the bird you're giving like the second to the left like but it's kind of the middle of your hand kind of but you have four fingers then

if a thumbs and other like it makes you think like that's what a shower thought is it makes you think okay tell me your other one so i sent sarah a text and i was just like you know when you have like a really juicy pimple yeah and like you pop it and it just like explodes it ends up on the mirror i was just like i said to sarah i was like do you think this is what it feels like for guy to come. I don't want to know. I don't know. It's just so satisfying.

I asked that question to Blake on your podcast too, but he more like, he just more emotionally described what it was like to orgasm as a man. I wanted to know like the physical, yeah, because we got to ask any questions. So I submitted like, what's it like as a guy to have sex? Like we're just so used to a different form of sex. it's either tropical or internal and for them it's like hi i have this body object i'm going to shove it into another body like it's just so weird to me and i want to know what that feeling feel like and what that final moment was so the pimple thing is the most relating in a way

because it's like a final satisfactory stuff thing whereas women you build build build build and then you can actually keep going a little bit it doesn't like ruin it where guys are like like jello they're done they're tapped out there don't talk to me you can't yeah like some pimples pop fast some take a little bit of time not work it maybe some some pimples keep going that's true do i have a lot of those in my experience it's like i pop and we get rid of them and then they're just like still there oh my god elaine are you still doing your podcast yes oh my gosh tell everyone it's called the miscellaneous podcast it's everywhere you listen to podcasts if you can't spell

that I totally understand you um me not me either um but the link is clickable in my bio and I can spell my name and that's E-L-E-A-D-A-V-I-S same for Instagram and Binmo Allen um so you can click around and find me eventually and I'm and I'm pretty funny and cool so I would like listen pretty funny my favorite thing that ever happened in my life that I like remember so specifically is the first time I met Caitlin we did your podcast in Nashville and you were so cool and you're like yeah like let's hang out we like come over later when you posted photos we took for your podcast and I was thinking I'll probably just make her podcast page yeah she posted it on her feed like that day and she was like that feeling when you think you when you

like met a friend and she might be funnier than you and I was like oh my god I like screen shots of it just in case for whatever reason like you happen to like archive it or delete it or you're like change your mind like decided not to like me later like i have screenshots of it just in case so i can verify to other people that like one time kately bristow said i might be funnier than her i feel like you're gonna request that to be shown at your funeral or something i've already put it i've already put in there it's on it's like on my headstone okay um among a few other things i have like i have like a couple other flexes i can toss up there but that's like one of my big flexes so yeah what a tombstone is gorgeous so many subtle flexes

I hope so. That's what I was using mine for. Kalin's now has Miraball champ. Mine would say Miraball champ. Bachelorette who did not find love. But eventually. But eventually. A little. Sparrow's founder and kind of a drug.

Off the Vine podcast host. That's what we're doing right now, by the way. That's what's happening. Hey, welcome to your podcast. I'm Elena. You're the host, Caitlin Bristow. And the crowd goes wild. I think we're doing a Zoom call like, hey, you know, with girlfriends. Well, because we've done these a lot. We did them a lot. Just since you were in your, since you went to Daisy with the stars, that's the last time we did it. We did one right before you left. Which I guess is why I was so comfortable pulling my breast out because I'm not used to having like an anonymous male viewer in these suit calls with us.

my bad again so sorry about that was probably the highlight of the podcast or you silly gin on the computer oh yeah let's do peaks and valleys of the podcast and then call it a day what my goodness podcast was definitely elana's boob for getting a man was in here recording it and my valley was probably my low energy at the beginning because i feel like i got hit by a bus but you picked it you picked yourself right back up well yeah it was the wine It was also the gym. It might have been my nipple. I don't know.

It might have been. It was the nipples. The nipples are the highlights. The nipples are the highlights, like, of our lives. Yeah. It's what, it's the bond that holds us all together. I believe it. Is it bad?

Maybe we can get Sean if you tattoo our nipples for it. Make them even better. No, just instead of friendship, ship, we'll just win. Oh, my chance. Our nipples. Or just like a little heart on them? Oh, my God. Would you get little matching freckles on our aerial?

Dude, honest to God, this is pretty weird. But like, if I actually had a photo of each of y'all's ariolas, I would probably put those tattoo form in different spots on my body. Elena, this is now recorded and this can happen. Yeah. You said it a little bit more now. I'm going to make you do it. Then people are going to be like, it's on pizza slice.

They're going to be like, oh, my friend Sarah, okay? Respect my friend's nipple. Guys. Oh, my God. I think my, okay, my peak is definitely at the nipple talk. And Elaine is, the fact that knowing Elena recycled, the photo that she sent Sarah and I, and knowing that it's like that quality worthy, that, like, we got top quality. that she wants to send it to a guy. I feel honored. And then I think my pit is I just always talk

over people in Zoom calls because I just don't know. So everyone does. That's you too. Whenever I get like podcast reviews and it always says that like I'm interrupting, I'm like, I don't think you understand like the Zoom delays. You always feel so bad, but you're like everyone's delayed by like just half a second and then you're talking and you feel like such a dick. It feels like such a dick move. It's always no bad. Me all the time. And that is like some, well, I used to get that one all the time on the podcast reviews is that I don't let people talk. And I'm like, well, I'm trying to host here.

And then the other one is that I repeat stories. And I'm like, yeah, I don't even remember what I did like two weeks ago. How I was supposed to do that? That makes me feel so much better because people say that about me too. And I'm like, listen, it's my podcast. So I'm going to talk over whoever I want to, first of all. And second of all, I can't remember the stories I've told. And they're all really good.

So you can listen to it again. I just don't get why people leave bad reviews. It's so much better. It's like your choice of consumption. It's like I'm forcing you to listen to this. So if you don't like it, just turn it off. You don't have to talk shit to me about me. That seems ridiculous.

Totally. Somebody, oh my gosh, I'm not going to mention names, but somebody keeps writing me messages that I met once. And he like, I mean, they're very sweet, but they're very religious and they're very much like talking. about how God is always praying for me and I'm like I are you worried about me or I don't know anyway so this one he said I was like oh I actually like that here's here's what I will take away from his many many messages of as you can see oh wow my gosh that's very aggressive that's a lot

listen to this one that should like retail for 2499 at indigo yeah seriously um okay he said when people under mind your dreams, predict your doom or criticize you. Remember they're telling you their story, not yours. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get covered in mud, but only only the pig likes it. Okay, maybe 2999. Wow. Okay, just make that a caption. Like, just take it. Good. Yeah, that's that actually spoke to me. Yeah. That was really good. They are telling their story. Oh, my. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good one, right?

I thought you would all appreciate it. And I also appreciate every single one of you for doing this with me today while we're all in mud masks. While I seriously could sleep for another 20 hours, you guys all brought my energy up, especially, Linus Nipples. You're welcome. Thank you for doing this with me today. I love you so much. We love you. We love you.

I have a life. I have a life. You're back. You're in the nipple chat. We'll bring you in. Let's do a Christmas celebration where we all. up like Christmas and we're in front of our trees and we have like eggnog and like we could all even oh we could like have a little zoom drink and then we could all put on a Christmas

movie and press play at the same time that's cute I love that okay let's we'll do our I actually hold on no we have to do this though we have to wear this this particular sweater to the event gosh to describe this to listeners it is a cut out boob and you make the boob nipple into Rudolph's nose. So if you Google Boob Christmas, you will see you exactly. Wait, there's multiple. If you scroll down, there's another option. There are so many boob Christmas sweater. Have you guys? I've seen that before, right? Like this is okay, I was like people actually leave their homes, at least in the state of Texas. People

leave their homes with their entire whole ass titty out of their shirt. And I mean, I do that all the time too, but I'm a wild person. Like there are other normal people that do this for the holidays and put a red nose on their nipple and go to like go to bars. Okay, send me that picture because I'm going to use that to post for our podcast too. All right. Let's do it. Are you sure you don't want one of mine? Yeah, of course they do.

Or just get the sweater off Amazon, Elena, and then send me a picture of yours. Okay. I'll have that one day delivery. I got you. Amazing. Okay, thank you very so much. Love you. and let's do it soon soon.

I love you. Thank you for having us. I'm dancing with the stars. All right. I hope you enjoyed that little hour of entertainment. I always have fun with those girls. And thank you for listening. I wanted to say because this time has just been so wild and crazy and I'm so overwhelmed.

I'm finally getting back on track with podcasting and the times that they come out. But because of the whole mirror ball press, certain things that I've had to do, this great there. this week will come out Friday, and it's going to be good. So enjoy it before your weekend, and I will see you next two season. Thanks for listening to Off the Vine with Caitlin Briscoe. Get new episodes every Tuesday exclusively on podcast.1.com, the Podcast One app, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts. Who's going with OTV?