Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Gabby Windey: Dating BTS, Design, and Dignity (or lack thereof)

Episode Date: April 25, 2023

Two former Bachelorettes/DWTS alums and a celebrity stylist walk into a podcast studio… and they couldn’t possibly have more fun. The beautiful and hilarious Gabby Windey, who may or may not have been part of a cult last time she lived in LA, joins KB and Lo VonRumpf on the mic to catch us up on life lately. What is she focusing on right now? Are the recent dating rumors true? Would she date someone from reality TV? And are her coded TikToks truly about real-life experiences? The three are diving into gut feelings and how to follow them, the difference between men and women from dating shows, Gabby’s career in nursing and if she’d ever return, and whether rekindling with an ex is on the table. They wrap the pod with a game of “What Would Gabby Do?” where Gabby reveals her celebrity crush and what would have to happen for her to be the lead again. Plus, we get A+ confessions from both Lo and Gabby! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: HYUNDAI - Visit your nearest Hyundai dealer or learn more at HyundaiUSA.com. Hyundai - It’s your journey.  HONEYLOVE - Treat yourself to the best shapewear on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.com with the code VINE. EARTHBREEZE - Right now, my listeners can subscribe to Earth Breeze and save 40%! Go to EarthBreeze.com/vine to get started.  PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Nam e Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's like Axe body spray That is what it sounds like Jason Tardick in 2009 That's what I was great But I don't know why I like you Because it was totally Jason in 2009 Actually it's probably Jason like 17 Before I got a hold of him

You're like 2021 Yeah honestly actually his smell is pretty good Yeah he's upgraded his scent game Because when I start When we started with Jason Like he's our little hard He was wearing at the beginning

He was wearing Aqua degeau Which was and I'm like a bass at hand When it comes to scent I'm really just on top of it That is like high school giving like high school That's like your first fragrance When you like get nice fragrances As you start with Aqua degeau

You know people ask like if you were to hug me What would I smell like? Yeah yeah What would Gabby smell like? Oh, my God. Um, what, what, is that a question for me or for you? Yeah. No, what, for you?

I hope like my perfume. But, like, okay, what is that perfume? Santal, 33. Oh. Yeah. So, like, a basic bitch, basically. No. I'm wearing Lay Lobo, but I'm wearing another 13 and Tainoir mixed.

I like another 13, too. Have you tried matcha something? Yes, their new one. Yes, my stepmom just got it. It's so good. I'm like, I. use Hawaiian Punch from CVS.

But you know it's funny is Jason's one that called me out. Jason updated to St. Laurent and you that's what I use. Oh, you do? Okay. Yeah. For a while you're wearing product candy. Oh, that was like five years ago. You're like, I don't know if you know this about yourself.

I know. You wouldn't remember that. I know. Yeah. But I that was five years ago. Oh, I do like the candy. But now I'm changing over to like a little musk. Yeah. Oh. Like a little musk. Not to be confused with Must.

Yeah. Not to be confused with must. Yeah. Like, what's the musty one? It's like a dirty metal smell. That's the one thing I don't mind splurching on is a fragrance. And I think Lilabo, like, I am a stand. It just sticks to you.

Really? All of my clothes, like, even hung up in my closet, I'll bring them out and it's, like, still there. That's nice. And I think it's worth the price because you only need a little and it goes a lot. Yes. And it's like you want, you want to like no, have a scent. And people are like, oh my God, that smells like Gabby.

Like, I'm Bachelor. like Rachel will be like Gabby was here yeah because it like it's funny you say that because I've I've been wearing that for years I just switched up but I still have the big candle and I use the detergent for my sheets and so you have one in your house and you're like it smells like low here and I was yeah I love that it's the best compliment I think that's why I was with marshmallow for so long because everyone knew that was my smell and I liked that yeah but now I get it up I have like four bottles in my at home still because I like stocked up at one point of marshmallow because it was I could only find it in Canada she's hoarding she's like I was

I was hoarding marshmallows yeah you guys I'm gonna make you smell it you'd be like I get it I want to smell it yeah is it is it like made by the marshmallow brand like jet puff I don't know what marshmallow is I'm acting like I know but I have is that oh I don't know idea is that just the name of the fragrance it's Calgary yeah oh it is a Cal yeah same thing This Hawaiian ginger. I just switched it to marshmallow. Oh, my gosh. Anyways, we should, we're better than this topic right now.

We're not. Next, we're going to talk about the weather. Stucks right now. I love talking Frey Grands. So, wait, did you have a place in L.A. before and you just moved to a new one? Where were you? I was in the basement in Colorado Springs. Oh, you were?

Yeah. So you just moved to L.A. Yes. And are you loving it? Well, so I lived in L.A. before bachelor for like six months i was at like an illegal commune be in bn b in venice um sounds right up our ellies yeah which like didn't know it was illegal until like three months in but yeah it was like 300 square feet like there's like five of us back there i was like fully

camping no kitchen what was a camping stove i mean i had like an indoor place but i would leave my door open well it was expensive as because it was venice yeah no i was I was on fifth in row. I'm like, really? It's like the TikTok Sarah. That's like Cyrus.

I'm like blowing up their spot. No, like as a travel nurse, you just have to find like furnished places. And like I wanted a good location. It was one of the best summers in my life.

I walked everywhere. Yeah, but I lived in like a 300 square foot like weirdly nothing. It was perfect for my dog because I would just leave my door open all day. Yeah.

And he would go in and out because I was in the back of a house. Oh, that's nice. He loves the outside. It was perfect for what I was there for, which was like, who the fuck knows what. And like a drunk summer off of COVID. How fun.

So fun. Probably such a memorable time for you, though. So memorable. Like, it was like my best summer. I feel like since college. It was the first time I really, I mean, I'm like, didn't have any responsibility. I was a nursing COVID. But normally just being a Broncos cheerleader, like, I didn't have any time.

So I was like living myself. second youth. Oh my gosh. How fun. And like, it was fun. All my friends would come to the compound. We'd just like hang out outside and fuck around. It was like a thing. That's fun. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds like. No AC, but no no AC. That's the thing about Venice Apartments.

Yeah. You're right next to the beach. Oh, like. I want to live by the beach. My mediums always tell me that I need to live by water. Yeah. Well, that's the cancer crabbing you. Oh, yeah. You love the water. I do love the water. I do love the water. I never feel closer to nature than when I'm like in a thong bikini on the beach. Oh, I love you to throw on the g-string and live your best life.

Absolutely. I agree. More than the forest. I thought Canadian roots. I do love a forest. When I was doing my inner child work retreat, I like went into the forest and they were like, go to see what you connect with in nature. And I like walked around and I literally fell in love with a tree.

I did. You're like, blah, la, la. I wanted to kiss the tree I wanted to hug the tree I've been with that Molly Shannon scene Do you remember a superstar? Yeah, of course Okay, she's like kissing the tree

Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was like tonguing the tree Wasn't she and humping it or something? Yeah, we are one in the shame Shut your mouth, shut your mouth Yeah, you're shaman's like, no, no, no, no That's not what we're talking about No, they were probably like, yes She gets the assignment

You know what, Alicia I feel like he probably has to poop Do you have poop bags? Okay, okay, thanks So good I was like and by he we mean you Lo needs to shit Everybody

Like I gotta go I gotta get shitty You have a bag I give my egg You have been busy I always thought about how If I went on dancing with the stars Right after Bachelorette

Well was that a nice distraction for you though because you were going through some shit, or was it, like, hectic? Or both? Both. Yeah. Yeah.

And, like, I really didn't go through some shit until the end of dancing. Oh, is that what it was? I think, yeah. And I think that, like, it did help. Yeah.

Kind of as a distraction. And I think it just helped me process because you do, like, become so close to the people you're surrounded by. So it's, like, nice to really trust them and to, like, be there. That's true.

I feel like you come off a bachelor or bachelor, and you, like, don't trust anybody but that dancing with the stars family is like they are family dancing with the stars felt like i trusted them yeah yeah yeah but i had like five years to process everything yeah yeah like like straight in oh my god i forget that because i'm like i feel like our trajectories have been so similar but yeah it's almost like too like i feel like i have like momentum yeah i think if i would have i don't i don't know what i'm talking about it just happened that way Wait, who was your partner on dancing with the stars?

Vow. Yeah, you guys crushed. Your last, I got to see it live, the last performance. I hate this word, but it was epic. Oh my God, thank you. Yeah, it was really, and just, like, being able to dance with all those men and just, like, have your moment. That was fully the best part. Totally.

They were, like, throwing me around the room. And it was, like, sexy and, like, powerful and, like, oh, the cage at the end. Yeah, it was. So good. It was really, really good. It was fun. And then you got to go on tour, which I know is difficult, but also really fun. Looking back at it, though.

Looking back. You're like, oh, my gosh, I'm really glad I did that. But during it, you're like, what am I doing? Because I remember we went for lunch in Nashville and you were like, you go from being the Bachelorette where they treat you like gold. Like they carry your suitcases. They get you whatever you want for breakfast, lunch, dinner. And then all of a sudden you're like hauling all your own bags on the side of the road.

Yeah. Like on the tour bus. And the incoming traffic. I'm like, help me. Wow. It does really humble you, yeah. Yeah, it's not for the faint-hearted. Yeah, I agree.

But yeah, looking back now, it's like, am I lonely? Or did I just have, like, a crazy experience, constantly being surrounded by people? I think that was the best part is, like, there's always someone at your disposal and you don't have to, like, find, like, you know, food's always there with catering. They feed you fourth meal. Yeah. Like for a week after I came home from tour, I'd wake up at midnight hungry. Because that's normally when we would like eat dinner. So it was like, it's just crazy.

But it is such an experience. I think the best part is always like the community. Yeah. You know, the people that you're surrounded by and they just like they do become your family. It's like I think it does. I'm just going to switch gears. Bring us back to like, you know, how like are not Neanderthal, but maybe our roots as like human how we are supposed to live in community.

Yeah. Because like it really is so good for you and your brain. Do you also like alone time or do? You, like, always like to be around people? I think I've been lying to myself my whole life saying that I was an introvert, but I do fine with a long time. I can keep myself busy. Like, I don't.

I like to have people in my space. Like, I don't always, like, go out because it's, like, too much energy for me. But I genuinely think, like, yeah, I don't. You recharge with people? I don't know. I have no idea. I've been full of shit. Like, I think my whole life.

I used to talk. Same. I get it. I think we're all about full of shit. I'm like, I'm an introverted extra. Am I don't know. Literally.

Sometimes I like people sometimes I can't stand them. I don't know. Same. I'm like, ambivirt. Yes, I'm an introvert,

but like people just get on my f***ing nerves. So what do you call that? A human being. Yeah. But like on tour it's like they're allowed for them to get on your nerves. It's true.

And it's family because you just don't have a choice. There's no way out. Yes. And you just like see them and love them anyway. Who is the most annoying person on tour and why I was. at Allen. He's like the most lovable turd. Yeah.

Like he's just a lovable turd. Little brother energy. Yeah. Such little brother. I just like love to watch him though. So like I don't like be annoying. I'm like, oh my God,

you're funny. He is funny. But wait. Also there was like you guys were on a date the other. I just thought of that. You were on a date? But were you actually on a date? Are you guys just friends?

And people made it look like something. Yeah. We're just friends. We were literally fresh off tour. I was in L.A. apartment hunting. Yeah. And he was like.

you want to get dinner and I was a little yeah and Alan is for people who don't know such a touchy loving guy like he is the most flirtatious energy I've ever met and people might not know that but he is very flirty and touchy and lovey and like yeah so are most dancers and so then when people see that they're like oh they must be on a date and I'm like yeah I was just lunch with Alan dude yeah where's my rumors you're like I know you're like I was up on a date what about me nobody sneaking photos of men yeah like walking slowly on the freaking like trying to get into the restaurant hoping to get a photo you're like do want to picture me I'm like this outside of Craigs yeah they're opening to Craigs in Nashville

oh wow I mean oh my god cool I've never been to Craggs is it actually good yeah you know what the food it's Italian food for the most part Italian fair yeah um they have a good chicken parm that's great say less yeah I love chicken farm everyone talks about these um these little pigs in a blanket I'm not down for the swine life, but people, I don't eat pork. I love a pig and a blankie. They have all beef ones, though. Is that like the pastry around a little weenie? So they do puff pastry around these little weeners with like different dipping sauces.

It's good. And it's like, it's a cute, like it feels very old Hollywood. There's pictures of like Frank Sinatra. It's pretty. You don't eat pork, but you would eat human. We talked about this last night. This is fucked up. Okay.

Madison. Actually, no. I was going to say Madison, but I just called her out. I'm an off-the-vine listener. Oh, I want to call her out. The producer of this show. We're all sitting at Hamburger Marys, and she goes, this is controversial, but would you ever eat human flesh if they, like, wanted you to? And we're like, what the fuck?

Who's they and under what circumstances? Like, if the option was presented you, right, Madison? If the option was available to you to eat human flesh, they said this person, would you take that option and say, sure, I'll try it? A hundred percent, no way. That was me, too. I said a hard note. I was like, I'm into it. Sure.

Little Tapa. Sometimes. Yeah. You're like, do you have it tartar? Yeah. Raw. Ground up. Just because I'm like, it could have like, I don't know, great health benefits.

I can't. Oh, I was about to take it too far. I don't. I'm like if it was a survival mode. Oh, yeah. Obviously. Yeah. We like vote for one person.

That's true. Then definitely, not definitely. Maybe I would think about it. But like, also I've been watching a lot of survival. shows. Oh, have you watched Alone? Um, I've watched not so much alone, but Outlast. Did you watch that? No. Is that a drama or like a reality show? It's a reality show on Netflix. I binge it in two days. Really? If you like Alone, you'll love this. Really? It's alone

plus Anarchy. They say it's like Lord of the Flies. Also, don't know what that means. What? You even see Lord of the Flies? Or read the book? No, no. There's a book. I can't read. I don't read, love. But it's one of those, like, required reading books, like, in school, you know, and it's... Flowers for Eldernon. Oh, dark. I figured it's really fucked up.

Yeah. Because this show is wildly insane. Wait, what was it outlasted? Outlasted to us. Oh, okay. So we haven't. I literally binged it in two days while... Is that how you're winding down?

Because I feel like you have been just, like, nonstop go. Are you okay with winding down and, like, binging shows and... Yes, I love to binge. I think, like, I don't know. Me and TV have a new. relationship where it is like my relationship. I think my one and only. You can get a lot done on TV.

Yeah, even just like all I have my TV, my TV. This is my TV as I'm holding my phone. I'll like have my phone up watching something on Netflix and be on my computer doing my real work. I'm like, oh my God, I've turned into this person. I don't recognize who she is in the mirror, but it's fun. Support for today's Off the Vine comes from Honey Love. And Honey, do I love this brand?

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Oh, yeah. I guess I was. I was like, I was like, did you go back to nursing? Would you? I never say never, ever. But like my license is still active, but not right now. Yeah. You need a break.

Yeah. Totally. That is also like, oh, I've noticed kind of a big topic. And like I've met so many nurses on tour, which is. Oh, I bet. Yeah, which was amazing. They're like, we're a nurse too. And I'm like, oh, my God, it is like this community of people who have a shared

experience really nobody knows what it's like to work in health care unless you've been there so it's like you see yourself in somebody else and automatically have a connection people are like are you going back to nursing like you sold your soul oh that's like Michelle not going back to teaching people just hate on her for it hey and it's like what if I had a different career right and did this like I'm still the same person but now because like I have a past life as a nurse like I sold my soul I don't have any dignity I didn't ever have any dignity let's be clear If you don't have it, you can't lose it. That's a really good point.

You know when people say they've served or they're like in the army, like you say thank you for your service. I was want to say that when people are like, I'm a nurse. I was going to be like, thank you for your service. Literally seeing. I get that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Because it is thank you for your service. Thank you. Limited time of it, but thank you. Yeah. Why is a nurse for eight years? Thank you for turning your back on that service. And selling your soul. Yeah.

For good TV. For good TV. You can do both. Yeah. People are so set in their ways of what they think people should be doing with their life that they can't fathom like doing something outside of the box or taking risks or taking time off or not going back to your same job. Like it's we're so programmed to like do the blueprints. Yeah. People don't like when you. I love that you're changing it up.

Oh, that's. If people are mad that you're not doing what they're doing, you're doing something right. Yeah. Agreed. Yeah. I think naturally like kind of. moving into this world it is like people who constantly want to like grow and change and have open minds and like want to do things different so um ultimately like a ton of support and it's

always people who of course aren't nurses because i'd say nurses are my biggest fans yeah they know how hard it is yeah and same like i'm so grateful for my experience i think it really shaped me who i am i've learned like invaluable things um but yeah i think i'll say So it's like, it's a deeper conversation. It's hard as fuck. Anybody will say that. It's like really hard to spend your whole life in that career. You shouldn't ask anyone.

It's like, it's like you're one person, a human, but people think other people in health care are like infallible. And that they're like medicine men and can cure all. It's like the human body is way more complicated than any modern medicine technology. like it's just a hard hard field yeah i can't even imagine so taxing you work 13 hours a day on your feet you're already operating from a place of like your your cup isn't filled yeah so you're already operating out of like kind of an empty place and then you your whole job is patience like no pun intended but pen intended yeah is like is like you know you're yielding to somebody else and like all of their needs come before your own.

As a nurse, you get a 30-minute lunch break for 13 hours if you're lucky. And you're always, yeah, taking care of somebody else. Yes. And like tragic situations, the scary situations and like so many highs and lows. Yeah. That you forget that you haven't had a drink of water in six hours. Yeah. Well, because it's like being a, like, you know, new moms.

Yeah. Constantly having to care for a baby. They forget to eat. They can't sleep. They like. And then you go home with a lot of, you know, mental strain. Right. Oh, yeah.

That's, that's got to be. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. It's, it is. It's so hard. And it makes me have, like, I just have such respect for the field,

but then people who are like, you need to go back to nursing. It's like, you're like, I don't. And it's like, I have really dedicated a lot of my adulthood to the field, but,

and it's like, you can't really ask anyone. No. Like, but so grateful for the people who have dedicated their lives because it is a certain breed. I truly think they're angels.

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. I could never. I'm not an angel. Actually, no, I'm just really bad with, like, I don't, wouldn't people go into fight or flight mode and, like, nurses have to, like, take action or, like, see blood or vomit or something. Like, I freeze. Yeah.

I freeze. I don't know what to do. I panic. I'll, like, if I see someone throw up, I'll throw up. Like, I'm just, you're like, nurse, you're like, bleh. Yeah. I actually need the zoffrean thing. You're like, one for me, one for them.

Yeah. I wouldn't be. Patelina pop and laurasop. left and right like oh my god she's in the med cabinet like stealing a lot of drugs oh my god sad plus you're so empathetic so like if like there's a family like crying but i know it is a big loss like right for me too which you also that is what also makes a good nurse but also so taxing oh my like as you see it every day that's like like nick you nurses my god yeah literal angels on earth too yeah i mean all of them actually

And to, like, go out in the world and, like, try and be positive. Like, I'd be terrified to have kids. Oh, my gosh, you're just so scared. Well, thank you for the eight years of, thank you. Of being an angel. Thank you for your service. Yeah. You're still an angel because you did it for eight years and you just, you know.

It's not nothing. It's not nothing. You have, like, secret codes in your TikToks. Like, I feel like all your TikToks. I'm like, oh, yeah. And then I go. Taylor Swift, leaving a little A? Yes.

Am I? Is he talking in code? I didn't even know it, but a hundred percent. You leave little eggs, and then I go, is she just fucking with us? Or is she actually dating someone? Yeah. You have one where it says, when the last guy I dated before resorting to national TV responded to my story and said, if I was the bachelor, I'd pick you.

Yeah, that happened. Yes. What an idiot. To literally one of the last guys I dated before going on the bachelor. And he's, did he break up with you or did you break up with him? It was like, he was just a boy. Oh, yeah. And it was never like going to be a scenario.

Yeah. That's like the worst pickup line or like flirty move I've ever heard of in my life. I know. It was literally like slid into my DMs. What did you say back? Did you just go cringe? I don't think I said anything. But like my girlfriends are there and I'm like, can you bowl? The audacity. Men's audacity still blows my mind. I'm like, you more than had your chance. The audacity is quite crazy. But they're just like stupid. And I'm like, if you think that's going to work on me now. Yeah. No. I mean. yeah okay so that one was real yeah what about um you have a tic-tok that says no totally it's just when you accidentally sent me the insta models profile at 3 a.m and she kind of looks like me but

definitely must have been the new feature did that happen yeah what yeah some guy sent you a model's instagram at 3 a.m yeah maybe not 3 a.m but like 1 a.m. why like by accident and then it was like yeah so it was like thinking you were one of his friends it was like this whole thing but he told me different lies. So the first one was like this was sent in a group chat. I don't know how it was sent to you. But me and one of his best friends have the same first two letters of our name, G.A. Oh.

Guilty. As fucking charged. But he's like, doesn't think I'm smart. And then tried to tell me, then the second lie was, oh, it's a new feature on Instagram. If you hold down the photo, it'll send to the last person you sent a deep. to my dumbass goes to Instagram checks hold sound yeah I would try it out sure be like you're lying because that's actually a cool feature if it was real if it existed if it was real

I'm like but and like if it's not actually a feature why did you lie about it whoever's giving you advice is so terrible so like don't listen to them and then the last one was I can't think about it but there was there was a third lie sending it to the group chat that and like some other lie that just like didn't add up dumb dumb yeah like he probably feels so stupid and I love that was that someone you were dating yes and it was and then he erased the message oh you shady admitting guilt I'm like God how yes how are like dudes so dumb I'm like why did you erase that message he's like I couldn't look at it and I'm like neither can I he said I couldn't look at it yeah he was like I didn't want to look at it anymore I'm like

I didn't want to look at it in the first place. Wait, did she look like you? No, not really. But she had brown hair. And she had bangs. And I was like, now I have bangs. I thought, you want to see bangs? I also keep hitting my head.

My depth perception is so bad. Oh, I do it all the time. I like eat the microphone sometimes. And I just like get all up in there. Guys are dumb. I talked about this yesterday. It was low. And he said, not all of them, but 95%.

And a majority. Which is why it's so high to. find a good one but yeah fully someone I was dating that's like nail in the coffin yeah bye yeah so are you dating like are you on dating apps just riah okay so I thought they had something against bachelor nation they don't okay I was on raya before oh what's that how um a cheerleader oh yeah yeah that makes me I'm I was a cheerleader too but in the CFL it's oh my god fun what's what is that Canadian football week oh fun.

I know nothing about it. No, like the football players in the States, in the NFL, they make like schmillions and CFL they like have to get a second job. Oh, no. Really? Oh, it's not a thing in Canada. I mean, people go to the games and it's like it is a thing, but it's not a thing. Yeah.

Hockey's number one. Hockey is, yeah, the hockey players make shmillions. Do they have cheerleaders that come out in the ice? I think they have like ice girls. Yeah. Ice girls. Yeah. I could see you doing that.

Tanya Harding. Get your ass out there. Get your ice skates on. Get your ice skips on. Yeah. A couple of Axel? Yeah. I could do that.

I wouldn't want to, but I could. No. You could. Okay. So you're dating. You're on Raya. Yeah. Has John Mayer slid into your dams?

No. Oh. No. Which I, unpopular opinion, like. He doesn't do it for you. I mean, I've just heard he slept with over 300 women. Yeah. Oh, 300.

I was going to say like 3,000. Probably. And then dudes are like, that's it. You could do that. And I'm like, Literally, that's so much and just so much effort. It's a lot. It's like, I don't understand how, like, do you have a team involved?

And it's like, gang bang? I don't. Or, like, a team finding new people. It's like, I can't even get one date, like, in this big city. I know he's, like, huge. Have you gone on any good dates? Yeah, can you share any fun dates you've been on? I mean, it's just, honestly, it's me.

And Rye is just like any other dating app. Like, nobody, you're imagining with people, like, all across the country. for one and like I personally am very into like long date like long distance dating but I'm like really yeah oh god you get to have like two separate lives yeah like we can talk and text on the phone keep things fresh yeah yeah yeah totally so there's lots of that like in other states and then just people don't really talk and then you get close it's like I was like whatever messaging this one guy and I was like blah blah blah blah blah blah he's like here's my number and I was like I don't want to I don't think so and like I'm not that Hey really like you didn't want to text him well yeah no I didn't text him I mean I think I still might like I think I'm going to today and be like do you want to like get a coffee or something would you prefer it if he asked like can I get your number you would have like and he initiated it like I want somebody to be like we're meeting here here and here at this day and like it's on me it's like I am balls deep and deck

grading my house. Yeah. It's like all I can think about. Yeah. Like that is my. It's like I'm really fucking busy at. I'm really, she's like I have to go to home goods.

I am on T.J. Max. Marketplace at least five hours a day. I got a lot going on. Literally you're like I'm running late. I'm like, that's fine. I pulled out my computer and I was like. Yeah. She just ordered a new.

I have a team. I have like two other friends who also search for me and like other like websites. Because in L.A. You can find some really. cool shit. Why don't you do a brand deal with like a home decor um so this is like so a couple of places

like I whatever like I'm trying to get a bed because some things like I don't want to be just tied to one place they do like want it my style and like whatever I have a muse we're on her Instagram constantly but I'll show you guys but

so this one place actually message me twice yeah like we would love to send you some pieces whatever and as like and the first time I didn't respond the next time I was like oh yeah like I actually just moved to LA I'm furnishing my place from scratch and I would love to work with you guys they're like okay great tell us what you like and I'm like okay I don't want to overstay my welcome yeah just let me know like what you guys are comfortable with they're like okay pick out five pieces and we'll discuss internally so I was like I did obviously no pressure like you guys

approached me didn't hear anything for like two weeks yeah I sent to another DM and I was like I'm I'm really interested in your bedroom stuff. I'd be happy to, like, come up with a deal. Like, I'm not going to expect anything for free. Right. You know, I'm happy to pay, especially for things that I like. Yeah. Left me on red.

What? I know. Oh, that's weird. I'm like, you came on to me. Yeah. Yeah, you're like, this isn't how this works. Yeah. But it's fine because then I get to find things I really like that, like, and I can go off, like, my

muse. I don't, people are like, just get a designer. I'm like, I still want it to be mine. Yeah. And I want to have the fine say. Do you have eye for, core um me not so much my girlfriends yes so i have like my two friends looking on facebook marketplace and me and then like a consult stamp of approval yeah she has such an eye like i'll send her

things and immediately send me back like rex and on like google that you just wouldn't even know how to look for but like that's her job she does a bunch of cool shit with design how fun so like yeah i feel like it's fun and exciting and i'm learning yeah so it's like while i have the time in the energy. But I think my next place, like, I'll get an interior designer. I feel like they work with you. Like, they still let you have your style. Yeah. But they just like, I don't know. I don't have an eye for it. So, well, I've started to from working with interior designers. Yes, exactly. You learn so much. This week's off the vine is brought to you by progressive insurance. Most of you listening right now, you're multitasking. While you're listening

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They're coming over for dinner tonight. Are they? Yeah, that's what the olive oil cake is for. Oh, that's why you baked olive oil. That's so cute. And you, like, whipped up like a, what was it? The marscapone? Yeah, marscapone.

Yeah, I know. And I'm making a spicy reggie. It's, like, really easy with go-chuging. And, like, this appetizer, I always make. I'm so excited. Oh, my gosh. That sounds nice. What are you guys going to talk about? I'm dead. I know. We're going to talk a lot of shit. I know. That's why I'm like, I want to be a fly on a ball. We were talking about like the most incredible cast that could be on Paradise. And Rachel was like, I want like Gabby to go if I go. Would you go on Paradise? She's so funny, which I do think you would just be so fun. It would. It would be fun to watch too. Yeah. And like, ultimately, I'm just down for a good time.

and like to have a story to tell at the end of the day. Like that is always my motivation. Never say never, for sure. So I think if it like aligns and I'm feeling it and like ultimately I just want to do it for myself. Yeah. You know, um, I'm obviously single. I would not get engaged again like never say never.

Never. I will never ever say never and saying it right now. I love that. Yeah. That I won't do. Because I think like, yeah, after having gone through the process first, you realize how much pressure it puts on your relationship and you think you know somebody and you really don't and it's like I just like was like looking at my ring and seeing like just like tainted.

I'm like, oh, this I don't want this isn't how an engagement ring is supposed to feel. Yeah. Like I was like asking my friends. I'm like, what do you guys like see when you look at your like wedding ring? Yeah. They're like, oh, we love it. I'm like, it was beautiful. Like I love the look of it.

But like obviously it holds more than that. And it should, and I want it to. Yeah. So, like, I, you know, I've learned and, like, I want to do it different. Yeah. When you got engaged, did you have, like, was every, were you, like, all in? Or did you have a small gut feeling? Like, this might not be your person.

I think, like, there's always a gut feeling with relationships. And you're always scared, especially falling in love and taking a big risk. So I didn't know if it was a gut feeling that was, like, bad or good. That's the hardest part is when you get that gut feeling and you're like, is this something else? Or am I getting confused? Is my gut confused? What is it trying to tell me? Yeah.

Because it's true. Because it is scary. It is really scary. It should be scary because you're so vulnerable. Yeah. But I did genuinely think like I had met the person I could spend the rest of my life with. Yeah. And I think everybody does.

Yeah, of course. Yeah. I mean, that's literally why you do get engaged at the end. You really do think you can see your stuff. with that person until you don't until you don't until you go out into the real world and then you go oh in the real world is like which people say that and it is it's it's a bubble that is cultivated to make you fall in love yeah and you don't really see the other real world things which is like me I'm like I'm a great judge of character I know who I am but I think the difference

is that like you have to the other person that is also like on the show that's going to be whatever, your significant other, they also have to know themselves just as much because it's up to them to bring themselves to the table, good, bad, and ugly. And, like, if you don't know yourself, you don't know how to bring that to the table, you don't know how to talk about it. Me, I do. I'm like, I'm myself 100% of the time. I don't understand how someone could be any different.

Right. But it's like that's through years of work, through years of therapy, through, I'm sure, being a nurse. So it's like then getting into the real world is like, whoa, like they are right. But you kind of feel like you're, like, excused from that. Yeah. That's not going to happen to me. Yeah.

And here I am. And here I am. Here I am. But again, you learn so much from that, too. You do. Yeah. And hopefully those people learn about themselves too because I feel like it throws everybody through the ringer and you have an opportunity after to, like, really grow from it.

Yeah. Totally. Or go the opposite way and, like, stay thirsty. It happens to a lot of men. from that come out of the franchise yeah i don't even know what they're doing i they don't know what they're doing yeah they really don't know what they're thirsty yeah because all of a sudden girls are like think they're you know and they get so much attention and they don't realize that that's gonna like eventually go away and they i don't know it's like um i'm sure it's an ego thing

i mean and it and an adrenaline rush too and adrenaline rush all the things and just like no thought It's like, that's easy to have, like, to be hot and to have women, like, sliding into your DMs. Like, what else are you going to do? Like, what do you want to do with this, like, huge opportunity? You have to think about it. No one's going to tell you. And they just, like, don't want to. I think that's, like, with most reality dating shows is that the women and their standards

and just, like, the standard that they hold themselves to is, like, leaps and bounds above the men who go on these shows. I think as women mature faster, and we can have it all. You can, like, be good TV and have a good career and know yourself. And, like, men, I feel like just, like, at that age, maybe just aren't that dimensional. Circling back, I do hope you go on Paradise because that would be incredible television with, like, I just picture you, Rachel, Genevieve, like, Michelle down there. I don't know who else. I just picture it. And I'm like, oh, the women would just run the show.

It would be amazing. Don't even need the men. ideally i just love to hang and like i can and i love to like be in the gossip i'm like i want to be like a fly on the wall just what is going on i like flirt i feel like flirting would be so fun on the beach with all these cute guys so fun there is there anyone in i'm sure people ask you this all the time but bachelor like world that you're like oh i would have a crush on them if they were on the beach i mean tyler cameron he's never going to the beach no he's never going to the beach no he's never going to the beach um gosh they should invest into like put all their eggs in his basket

to be the bachelor because really him oh my god a girls would act crazy they would be nutty bananas wow yeah you think he would do it no no no no no but yeah they should invest in like a sick like i know they tried to like replicate casa more yeah if they saved some like heavy hitters to come in halfway like there is your TV show girls would lose their mind yeah they would all lose their noodles it would be a whole thing crawling feral foaming at the mouth you know how the perfect match they have all these people from different reality tv because we were talking about this yesterday too with how someone can understand what you're in like it's you can bond on that level the same thing like you meet nurses and you immediately bond you meet someone from reality

TV you you're like oh you get it I get it handful people can get it would you date someone from like another reality TV show a hundred percent I think that's like ideal because of what you just said but like outside of bachelor nation because that gets like a little too incestual but like someone who like gets it it's just you kind of have this understanding of one another and you can like talk about your experiences I also feel like people who go on reality show that dating reality show I feel like they're way more vulnerable and open with their emotions and feelings yeah Yeah, I think that is the best part about The Bachelor and, like, versus real dating is that people have a common goal and you're not afraid to say, I want a relationship. Yeah.

Like, everyone's so afraid to say it in the real world. Like, speaking of UK, I love how Love Island, they're like, am I your type? Right. Like, yes or no, because that goes a long way. Like, if you're not, like, sexually, physically attracted to me, like, I'm going to move on. Right. I'm not going to, like, grovel. Right.

You know, they're just so, like, forward. Yes, with their thoughts and feelings. It's like, it's okay to want to be in a relationship. We're all human. We all want that. But I think our culture is so taboo. Like, it's weak. Like, I have to have a roster.

I can't even get one dude to take me on a date. My dreams of having a roster are long gone. And I know that. And, like, I'm a realist. But you did at one point. And it was so fun. So fun. It was incredible.

I would be The Bachelorette again and again and again. if I didn't have to watch it back on TV. Oh, yeah. I was going to say, well, okay. Yeah. Well, that's why Paradise is kind of fun too, because it's not all the focus on you and like what you're doing and all the pressures on you. It's like you're having fun, different storylines.

And like you would be able to spend so much more time with your significant other. I'm like, I wonder if I would come out really knowing the person that I was with more so than Bachelorette. 1,000%. That's what everybody says. You just get so much time with them. you actually get to know them and you have that's so many paradise couples feel stronger than yeah you know I agree um whatever happened with you and Vinnie was that a thing um it was like kind of a thing and then like now I I don't know we're still talking we came on tour um yeah yeah for like a week

and we had a ton of fun together and he is just like a good friend he gets it you know yeah like he spent his life on reality TV he's really smart he's really funny yeah um he's like hot he's all the things yeah well then why is that not a thing i don't know we do chat all the time like he was like sliding into my dms the other day and i'm like we're like past that i'm like are you flirting with me yeah just say it and he's like um yeah now i'm nervous and i was like just tell me like me and he was like i like you oh that's cute i know it's cute but um it's like he he has a busy schedule he's like always filming with jersey short and has some other exciting things coming up.

Yeah. And same. He like hates L.A. Does he? He hates L.A. Where? Oh, he lives in New York. Yeah.

Oh, right, right, right. So I'm like always trying to get him out. I'm like, never say never. I could see you two dating for sure. And your flirty vibes like on the show and off the show and on social media. I was like, yeah, I'm rooting for this. Yeah, he's so much fun. If anything, he's like a friend, like two first, which is something that I just really want.

It's like, I just like, we were like gossiping and sending. voice memos the other day. I'm like, this is fun. Like, that's what I want. It is fun. It is fun. Listeners wanted to ask you questions. And a lot of people want to know your nutrition and exercise plan. I'm fully dead. Go on. You get an olive oil cake. Yeah. Olive oil.

Was it down with some line. Is it like muscle memory from dancing, like in like cheerleading? I think a lot of it is that. And like my body type, my dad's tall and thin. Yeah. So I think that helps in lots of muscle memory. I will say, like, now that I'm cooking at home, oh, I do cook a lot. And, like, I cooked a lot at home with my stepmom. Just, like, the Mediterranean diet is the only thing that's, like, proven to fight cancer. Really?

It's just, it's the, that's like proven, proven research, like science backed. Why have I, why am I just hearing about this? No one really talks about it, I think, because, like, people do want to ride off, like, diet. and be like, oh, it can't be that easy. But it is, it's like the healthy fats and like the whole grains and fresh fruits and vegetables, leafy greens. So it's like when I cook for myself, I do try and eat those things at least during the week.

Sometimes you have to have spicy rigy and an olive cake. Well, yeah, that's, you just can't deprive yourself of good food. No. Yeah. Okay. Mediterranean diet for me then. Oh, I love. You do actually, without even realizing it, you're on the Mediterranean side of life.

bright vegetables, bell peppers, olive oil, avocado oils. Yeah, I do love all that. And fish. It's literally all those things. Yeah. I've been Mediterranean for a long time. It's just like what in it is.

It's like a lifestyle. But no, isn't it? I'm just so Mediterranean. It just sounds sexy. Yeah. But you just like go for the fish tacos. Go for the hummus. The brighter the vegetable or fruit, the better it is for you sort of a thing.

Okay. I feel like I do kind of eat that way anyways. A lot of people aren't know if Logan actually had COVID. Um, I genuinely don't know what, like, what I can say about that, but, but I can't, I will say he was never going to make it to home downs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, so. Yeah. And there was, there was definitely like a COVID scare.

Like, we thought he had COVID. That wasn't fake. Okay. And, like, it was watching the edit back. It just was so abrupt. And I'm like, oh, I could have gotten into more detail that, like, because I, having two of us from the beginning, I was like, what if. I don't want to take four to hometowns. Like I'm very decisive.

I know like I don't with everything. Yeah. And they were like, okay, let's think about it. And then they had seven hometowns. They were like, Gabby, do us a favor. Yeah, yeah. They didn't ask me, but I was like, I only want to take three to hometowns. That's cool.

Yeah. Yeah. I only did two hometowns. Really? Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. I think you kind of know, like, the fourth hometown would have probably been Spencer.

Yeah. But like, we just didn't have enough time together. And it's like, I don't want to waste anyone's time. Yeah, I feel that. Wait. Did you know your final like three? night one um not night one because i didn't talk to jason or johnny night one um because our night one was crazy but i knew pretty early on yeah yeah if jason was on the beach would that be a thing or

he would never go to the beach oh really never oh right he had a hard time with tv yeah because i saw people were like already shipping certain couples for the beach and i saw he was on the list okay first of all those people need to not ship jason with anyone Go on. You ride or die with me. Yeah. But I'm just kidding. Wait.

I always root for people to go back to like a Jason Maznik move where they go back to their second choice. Would you ever? No. Okay. I don't really backslide like. No. Yeah. I'm good.

I just like you've been there, done that. It didn't work out for a reason. That's fair. That's fair. I feel like it makes more sense with dudes because they just like don't know. Because they don't have the intuitive gut. Yeah. Low.

You dude. What the hell? You're stupid, guys are really fucking dumb. I'm like, okay. Yeah, sure are. Sorry, no, not you. There are good ones. I know it.

Have any of the guys from this season, charity season, already slid into your DMs? No. Not that I can see maybe. Do you get guys that slide into your DMs a lot? No. You don't. I'm like, I'm for the girls. I mean sometimes, yeah.

Like, obviously people, if any, I do a lot of sliding. And then, like, I have a girlfriend. on job who's like DM him he's hot and he's like hot right now because X, Y and Z and I do and there's like 100% success rate I'm like how fun there's been three three for three yeah

but like um there's been a couple dudes me that I'm like I want to slide in their DMs and they haven't responded which like fair enough but um but yeah no I feel like my Instagram is for the girlies and like that's how I love it like I just I do I love my followers I feel like they're loyal as hell

yeah they're amazing And, like, they're so fun and they make me feel so comfortable because, like, when I'm my goofiest, like, ugliest, just girliest self, they love it. So sometimes my girlfriend and be like, Gabby, like, what if there's a cute guy? I'm like, this is not a safe space for guys. Yeah, no. And if they see that and love your true, authentic self, great. Yeah. Yeah, that's a bonus right there.

Totally. But I'm like, stay off my Instagram if you have a weiner. They won't. That's where they do their best creeping, though. Yeah. Um, last game before I let you go. Called WWGD. Oh, what would Gabby do?

Oh, fun. Okay, the Bachelor franchise contacts you and wants you to be the Bacheloret again, but this time you can stock all the guys and make all the rules. Um, I don't want to stock all the guys. So, and I kind of was doing my own thing anyway as like the Bachelorette. I feel like I did make a lot of my own rules. I will say it's very structured. Yeah.

Like I wish they were down to have a little more fun. like down to clown, which I think we do a lot behind the scenes, but watching it back, it has like that soap opera-y tone, which I think kind of puts people off. But I would honestly be The Bachelor again, even like for the right price. Well, yeah, I was going to say, please say for the right price. Yeah. Make it worth your while because if you don't come out with love, at least you got a nice paycheck. Right, totally.

And made some good TV. Like, we had so much fun. I like honestly have nothing but good things to say. Yeah. coming on the other side. I wouldn't do anything differently. I love that because Rachel's the opposite. She's like, I would do everything differently.

I hate the way I did everything. She thinks she made mistakes. I'm like, you didn't make any mistakes. Like, there's no right and wrong when it comes to love and you're listening to your gut. Exactly. You actually can't make a mistake because even the quote unquote mistake is like for a reason or you'll realize why after like or you should be making mistakes when you're falling in love with that many people on TV. Yeah.

Everyone's going to make a mistake. Okay, your celebrity crush slides into your DMs, but instead of saying anything cute and flirty, you just got an old dick pick. Oh, absolutely not. Hell no. Also, if my celebrity crushes, I like to be the chaser. I like, yes.

I need a good chase. So if you're sliding into my DMs, that means that like... You're too despy. Yeah, yeah. Like, why me? Have you seen my stories? I'm a maniac. You should not be sliding into.

idea. Farrell. Farrell. Fombing at the mouth. Wait, who is your celebrity crush? Yeah, I'm so curious. I know. I mean, like, even, like, Harry Stiles.

Oh, yeah. But that's, I feel like so basic of me. I just want somebody really funny. There's this guy on Love Island, Australia. His name's Callum. Kay Callum. Yeah, Kay Callum. The Chase begins.

If you're watching this. But even he's like too young for me. I don't know. How old is he? He's like probably 25, 26, but he's like boyish and hilarious. I'm going to come back. I need a good answer for this. Okay.

Well, let's go dark for a second. I sometimes ask people this. You get an envelope that says the day you're going to die. Do you open it? Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah, me either. Would you?

Really? Yeah, you would, low. Absolutely. Really? Would want to know when I'm going to die. Yeah. I want to know just because I could. plan the rest. I'm a planner. I love a plan.

You're like, here are my funeral plans. I want these flowers. This slide show. Oh, yeah. I have her alpha picked. I'm her stylist. So I have an alpha picked out for both of your asses. Yeah, everybody here's the wardrobe guidelines. It's themed. Playlists. I would love to know. Actually, it's like a dream to know when you're going to die. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no. But I get it for some people. I would know. That makes sense. I'm going to throw up thinking about it.

Yeah. If I, look at the last one. If Caitlin Bresso died and my dying wish, for you to eat me would you do it in what part oh great question um oh like to like feast on your dead body god what in the fuck okay i mean wow uh we're going there it's a little too far but well we were talking about cannibalism before but somebody you know this is a good twist to the question would you eat somebody you know or does it have to be someone you don't know i'm gonna go with leg meat you have great legs and so maybe like pan seared some vegetable i'll do mediterranean style avocado oil. It's good for high heat.

No, good for high heat. Yeah. Throw me in a little olive oil cake. Yeah, yeah, maybe a little terriaki moment. And yeah, I would definitely go for the thigh, sure. Ass, I'd eat your ass.

Get my number. Let's talk later. I don't want to be dead for that. Eat me alive for that one. Get me alive for that. I get ass eaten. Yeah. What a weird question, but like, I love it.

That one was for you. Thank you. For sure. Sick, fuck. I know. Okay, last one. You meet someone online, you fall deeply in love, and you're sure they're your person, and then you find out their AI.

Ooh, love that. Artificial intelligence. Like they're a robot? Yeah. Oh, God. Honestly, well, I can't be in love with a robot. Okay. So, like, once I found out, I would just be devastated.

Yeah. Like, so sad. Yeah. Would I fall in love online? a hundred percent that's where you do fall in love these days yeah because it's like you can really get me with some good like in sabanter

and like some people have really crafted like their online presence and that's what I fall for and then it just like almost never translates to real life where you're just setting the bar in hell and then guys see you in real life and they go oh literally

that's a good plan yeah I love to constantly surprise people I'm like, no, you guys, I'm in on the joke. Yeah. I know what I'm doing. My bit. I'm doing a bit. Yeah.

And so I'm just like so single. Like, DMs are so dry. Like, maybe I could do it like a little different. But like why. That's why the Instagram's for the girlies. That's, you probably have like 98% women following. 97. Yeah.

Yeah. I was going to say. Yeah. Same waters. Yeah. Yeah. Which is great. Yeah.

Yeah. It makes me feel literally so safe. Yeah. Like if I was worried about. dudes being on my Instagram like I just wouldn't be myself because I also am one of those like I can't like be flirty and like it's so weird oh I didn't expect that for you because you're like I like to chase so I thought you'd be like fully like owning it in the room with a guy yeah it's it is no I just like to look at like I get like nervous and like flirty like kind of cute you know because you can tell you

can see it all over my face my eyes literally turned into heart emojis When I look at somebody hot, I'm like, ah, I'm like, get your shit together. Like, I'm an adult. But it's also like fun. Yeah. I feel like you should just have your own dating show of like just your own style of your own style of Bachelor, where you do show the goofy, funny comedy of. Yeah.

Oh, BTS. They saw all of that. That's amazing. Yeah. Is there anything else that do you wanted to talk about that we didn't touch on? I don't think so. Okay. I mean, thank you so much.

for having me. I'm so glad we finally made this work out. Me too. Busy little bitch, so it was hard to get you sitting in. Is that not a confession? Oh. Oh, do you have one? Oh, well, no, I mean. I want to confess something.

Yes, see? Oh, yeah, sorry. I can't believe I'm like, I'm like, I don't want to be over. People come over to this podcast for a fucking confession. That's a segment that I do every podcast. How did I forget? Yeah, that's right. That's why I'm here to co-host with you on this one.

Oh, yeah. And that's true. I feel like Gabby would have a good one. What's a confession? I'm thinking if I have one. Like, giving a couple examples of years. Oh, God. I've been rock bottom on this podcast.

Well, now at this point, I tell her every time it's like up the ante. So it's like, I'm going to take a shit on someone's bed and be like, confession. Like, look what I did. It's so pissed off. Yeah, off the vine. And so I'm trying to think of anything. Oh, well, this is, it's a confession, but it's also like it just makes me look like a dumbass, which is fine. Perfect.

Okay. But I got one of these water. filters because usually these confessions have to do with like ping poop like some sort of bodily function which I've had plenty of those yeah sure but this one I bought a water filter a fancy one I think it's called like echo water I forgot the name of it but it's like Britta but like a little bit pricier oh nice I want my water purified the best tasting water anyway yeah so I've been using it and there's this little chamber that I didn't realize you can clean out oh yeah okay so I've been I've been sick.

I've been like really, I've been making myself so sick for, oh, you're just drinking like weeks. Oh my God. And so, yeah. And I, like, just like last week, I was like explosive diarrhea.

Oh, shit. And I, and I didn't eat anything all day. And I'm like, I'm over here like dying. And so I ended up calling my doctor. I'm like, I don't know what's going. And he's like, maybe you have a stomach bug. Have you doctor on speed dial? Things like this happen a lot.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, Bronstein. I'm scared. Yeah. You know, do I have AIDS? He's like, no.

Lo, what's wrong with you? Herpes, I don't know what to think. And so he's like, you might have like some sort of a virus or something. I'm like, it's been like going on a month now. Oh, my good. Yeah. And so I'm like, and I'm pretty eating like clean, healthy. And I just drink tons of water.

Yeah. I had. Yes. Well, no, he didn't. I had Useli, my housekeeper, came over and she was like, you drink in this nasty water. And I looked at the chamber. It looks like a fucking dirty turtle cage. It's like green and mossy on the box.

It's green and mossy on the box. autumn. Oh my gosh. And so anyway, I've just been poisoning myself drinking this shit water. Now I'm much better and we're good. Diary is gone. Diary is gone. No more little hers. She squirts. I'm feeling much better. Oh my gosh. But I was like, oh, wow, that's like a low moment for me. And a confession, I guess that would be like, low, you're stupid right now. No, honestly, PSA, because like I don't, I, if I had a humidifier, which I've had in the past, can't clean it out. So I just like can't deal with it. Yeah. I don't like to do those things. No, there's a new humidifier called canopy. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, I had, I'm Ali Webb. Like a litter box? Yeah. Creator of Dry Bar. And yeah, she created or did a collab with them. She's like a partner in Canop be. They're amazing. Yeah.

Oh, cool. Yeah, best of the best. But anyway, clean your water filters out. This one was a self-locking mechanism. I didn't know it could open. And so, yeah, it was making myself sick. Yeah. There's that confession.

Gross. Gross. Diss. Ew. Yeah. I can't believe you shared that with the class. I'm like diarrhea for a month. Something should have like...

Colluded. Yeah. Tipped you off a little before that. But I get it. No judgment. Thank you. Zero. Yeah.

Thank you, nurse. Okay, Gabby, do you a good one? I'm trying to think because I swear this stuff happens to me all the time. Like on the bus when you have to shit. Oh, yeah. I just like never. Somebody I know pooped in a bag and threw it out the window. Oh.

Yeah. In the middle of the night because you can't stop. And you can't poop in the toilet on the bus. Yeah, that's happened before. You've had a shit in a bag? I haven't, no. Oh. I just, yeah, which I can understand.

But also I'm like, what? I think you just get so, like, used to your, like, routine. Yeah. I guess one time I did really, like, have to go. And I was like, how can I position myself to where I can, like, get rid of this feeling? So I was, like, face down, ass up, like, sleeping because, like, gravity. And, like, hopefully gravity will just, like, I'm moving into your ribs. Push it back into my intestine.

and like I'll make it to morning and I did. And you did. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. In psychomactic, I've been drinking expired half and half in my coffee. Oh, sick.

It wasn't that expired. I just left it out on the counter like a little too long. Half and half grosses me out in the first place. Oh, you know. I'm a full dairy drinker. I, there's something like I don't like ice cream. Oh.

Caitlin. I know. You are missing out on a great part of life. I just. Lactose intolerant? No. It's just like scooping cold cream grosses me out. That is exactly what doesn't gross me out.

I'm, I am. I love it. Jolato, sorbet. Jolato, yes, decadent. Sorbet, I can get down with. Do you like gelato? I like gelato. Okay, so it's ice cream.

It's just dairy. Dairy ice cream scooping. Yeah. God. I just have to say one more thing. I'm sorry because I just feel like I've been holding back a little bit. Oh, no. The floor is yours.

Well, if you're confessing, you know, if you're just going to lay it out. So I had diarrhea for a month, but I didn't say this part. But, like, I've had friends coming over. And drinking the water. I've been poisoning. That's the real confession. That is the real confession. Oh, my God.

You were hanging on to that. They didn't say anything. No, they do. And I'm like, not my, I don't know. Like, what's wrong with you with your stomach bug? Gaslighter. Yeah. Oh, your body dismarf.

You are a-gave it to me. You are a dude. I had one of my girlfriends say with me. She's like, God, I feel so sick. And I was like, you need. to get help like there's something going around also I have something to tell you on my TV binging I've been watching down to earth with Zach Ephron so old on Netflix it's great though it is like finally I pulled the trigger they do an episode in France on purified water you're not

supposed to drink it what's supposed to drink water that's like sourced mineral because you need all the minerals oh that's you should not that I'm judging you because I'm not and you can serve your moldy water to anyone and I'll encourage you but but you should it's like I was like listening I was like what we drinking it from are you saying like the tap no like especially not in LA maybe in Tennessee but I think like just like mineral water mineral water yeah yeah I buy packets that I put the specific minerals in my water back in that's smart yeah that's probably what because yeah it's like well we don't live in France so where are we supposed to get that yeah but like crazy

Because do you like water? I love. Me too. And I really like like Evian. Yeah. I know my favorite. I feel like it's so underrated. Really?

Oh, I mean, it's the busiest of water. What's the one that I always have on the bus with the red label? Everybody loves that one. Arrowhead? Yes. I swear to God, they all think Arrowhead is the best. No, Caitlin. It's Voss for me.

I like Voss. I love Voss. Wait, Arrowhead's known. It's like Kirkland Water. I know. That's not. Maybe it was a choice. Low-key, like, if there's no Evian, I'll go for Arrowhead.

Yeah, I think it's the most, like, mild tasting. Oh, I wish we had more time. I want to talk more about dancing at the starts. I know, same. And water. And water. Yeah. Water.

Round of bitter and better things. Wait, did you confess? Oh, I just said my half and half. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, I have another confession. My dog, like, we went to the park the other day, and I don't know, there's a lot going on, and he pooped, and I could, I lost it. And then he ran away, and then I was like, had to chase him because he was about to destroy a picnic. I'm like, also, why are you having a picnic where there's a bunch of dogs around?

Yeah, that's on them. Yeah, I'm like, sick them. Yeah. But then I lost the poop, and then I fake picked up poop. I've done that. With, like, just a hedge of, like, grass. I was like, that's the heaviest thing I can find. Yeah.

So then I was like this. And it was, like, just not. It was fake as fuck. And everybody knew. Oh, no. But I just didn't have the heart to tell people. Yeah. Yeah.

It's fair. You left your dog's shit there. Yeah. Yeah. And if he has, like, diarrhea, I just don't pick it up. Well, you can't. You can't. It's watery.

Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Um, I started trimming my nose hairs. What do you trim them with? Um, it's like a little, like, you know, in the aisle of like CVS, it's like as seen on TV. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

It's like a little bz thing that I just get in there. Oh, I need that. Yeah. I have such long nose hairs. Well, so I didn't realize it until Jason was, oh, I've talked on so many podcasts how I have like full chops. Like, yes, I've, I have a sideburn incident where I cut them off and then spent a year growing them back. I did the same thing in high school. Professor.

Who's that lady from Matilda? Professor. Oh, gosh. Humble. No. I can't leave her name. I looked just like her. I had full-blown sideburns.

I did that exact same thing in high school. I topped them. And then if my girlfriends were sad, I would just show them my back sideburns and they would laugh. Literally, it was in COVID, so I would wear like a surgical cap when I was taking care of it.

And then my side brains would hang out. Yeah. I know. I'm like, this is character building. Yeah, absolutely. Good story to tell. Well, this was fun. Yeah, I love that.

I know. I just felt like a little hangout. It did. It was nice. Well, I'm excited for whoever you date next, Vin. I do, too. Me, too. You're telling me.

I've always excited to see your shit on the ground because it's so funny. Oh, thank you. And just, yeah, tell people where to follow you. Yeah, Gabby. Dot Wendy, if you're a man, don't. I highly recommend, yeah, not. If you're a man, don't follow. You're a man, don't follow me.

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