Grand Hotel's Bryan Craig and Lincoln Younes
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02:34We'll be back with more Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow.Now back to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow.Welcome to Off the Vine.I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow, and back by popular demand, as per usual, is Lowe.Hey, yo.Say your last name.Oh, shit.Lowe von Rumpf.
02:54Yeah.Whoa.That's it.I know.A strong one.It's better than low, oh shit.What's your last name?Oh, shit.
03:02I just never say, I don't give it the proper, like...Years of friendship, Van Rumpf.Von Rumpf.You know, how do you actually say it?That's how you say it?No, it's like von Roof.Yeah, sorry, that's the real word.You know, in cartoons when they say like, bam and they have the letters come on?
03:19I feel like that's your last name.Yeah, you're right.Share.That's a good point.Versace.Something strong.And that on the other mic is Lincoln, Eunice.Wow, man, you nailed it.
03:34I'm pretty sure the emphasis on that was a bit wrong.I genuinely knew.I was like, you went all gangster halfway through.Well, thank you for your honesty.I am pretty gangster.But I honestly was like, I'm going to nail it because we just went over it ten times.And then I was like, you and I panicked.You like stole halfway through.
03:52I panicked.Lincoln, Eunice.That's it.That's it.and Brian Craig, that one'sI mean, guys, wow.I mean, because that's pretty hard to screw up that name.You'd be worried if you got your name wrong.
04:05Seriously, you're like, Craig.Kraig.It's French.With Brianne, Craig.People still mess it up, believe it.Really?No, uh.Oh, yeah, Brian becomes Byron and Brian.
04:19You don't have funny.That's something I would do.Well, I got a funny story.When I got to Miami, I put, actually, on the last day we went there,We met up for breakfast, and I put my name down.They were last name.I was like, Eunice.And the lady came out about 10 minutes later, and she goes,
04:34Yo niece!Y'niece!And I was like, Eunice, and she goes, whatever.No.I was like, that's the coolest saying of my name ever.Wait, that's really funny.You know that, um, Key and Peel?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:48Yeah, and he goes, um, and the name.The substitute teacher?Yeah, the substitute teacher.So funny.And he's calling out people's names.You never heard this?Oh, my God, I'm about to, um.Yes.
04:56It's so funny.Is there a D. Nice?If one of y'all says some silly-ass name, this whole class is going to feel my wrath.Now, D-Nice.Do you mean Denise?Son of a bitch.He's had enough.It's so funny, but I feel like that was how that girl pronounced it.
05:18That's exactly how it was.And that explains the sass afterwards.That's so funny.Whatever.And Lo was just Googling your name, apparently.Oh, yeah, it means victorious baby.Oh, whoa.Victoria's baby.
05:30That's cool.Wait, hold on, let me double try again.Victoria's baby.What does that even mean?A victory.A joyous victory.A baby victory.Does that mean you peaked as a baby?
05:38Yeah, like, were you really down as a baby?Downhill from there.It's a Greek name.Well.Are you Greek?What?No.Are you talking about me?
05:46You are.I'm half Lebanese.Hot.Are you really?Yeah.That is hot.Yeah.Yeah.
05:51Should we sit closer?Wait.Okay.Where are you from originally?I'm from Florida.Oh, okay.South Florida originally.South Florida.
06:00It's like,people are from Lebanon and, like, Greece.I'm from Barcelona.I'm from Florida.We're like talking about how exotic your name is and where you come from and we're like,Brian Craig.Yeah, Brian Craig, where are you from?Florida.
06:14Long Island.Let me guess Florida.But you're half Cuban.Don't try to make it more.I'm trying to help you, bro.You got some spice in there.No, no, no.My mom's from Cuba, yeah.
06:24You're 50%.50%.Wait, that's great.That's super exotic.A lot of exotic.Yeah, super exotic.I'm like super British.Are you?
06:32Are you?Yeah.Super British, super Canadian.So, um, little Native American.That's a very bizarre combo.Well, I feel like, is that exotic?Yeah, a little, like, I've got, like, you didn't, I don't know, my grandma was half.You have that beautiful Native American glow happening right now.
06:50Oh, is it the cheekbones?Yes.I have high cheekbones.You do have, yeah.Anyways.Like your dad's.Your dad's a chief.Yeah, yeah, thanks.
07:00Anyways, let's get a little bit into who you guys are.Talented actors who are starring on a new TV show called Grand Hotel that I've beentalking about on my podcast, by the way.We've been doing promos for it.You were at the premiere.Yeah, I was at the premiere in Miami.That was, I mean, we were supposed to podcast that day.I, okay, I used to get.
07:19You are however.I will bet ask low.We were just talking about this.I am in a non.I'm an anon anomaly.I don't get hung over.I was like a non-disclosure.But you were?
07:30No, I wasn't.I don't get hung over.I was out of my mind last.It was my birthday yesterday.Can we try and prove this wrong?Thanks.And I honestly was lit last night and I feel fantastic today.I don't get hung over.
07:42So no.I threw up twice this morning.I feel like we lived the same life.I'm a mad.I don't get hung over.I mean, it was a sloppy night.We did shots.We had wine.
07:53Yellow shots.And by the way, why weren't we invite?You came to our party.Yeah, that's true.You know what?I'm embarrassed.I'm embarrassed.Bring in the shots.
08:03That's the reason you weren't hung over properly.Well, you know what?I honestly, this is gross, but I used to get strep throat like twice a year.And I haven't gotten so many, so many years.And so I woke up in the morning and I thought I was like, oh, great, I have like a lump in my throat.Something's wrong.And then Jason felt my, what are those called?Lymph nodes.
08:21Yeah.And he was like, they're really swollen.And I was like, I have strep throat.100% and I hurt me to talk and I was like I'm going to battle because I will always battle topodcast because I actually love podcasting and I was like I can't do it I'm I'm sick I don'tthink I was going to go to the premiere that night but you know what I battled and it was finebut I was like I'm also in LA like soon and you guys were too so it worked out I thank youbecause I was hungover oh right you were hungover yeah for our initial interview I was
08:50so you know it was just not in the cards and this time it was meant to be and nowI'm going to make you hungover from my wine on this podcast.So you know what?Full circle.That's what I'm saying.All right.It's 2019.You're listening to my podcast.
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10:38It looks really good.Yeah, so you get another hour of dramato indulge in while you start off your week.Who doesn't like that?I want it.I feel like you have a lot of dramain your life. That's what we want people to want. That's my initial feelings.Today was dramatic for you. It was. Okay, I don't get it. I'm going through a lot. I need another
10:58sip. Get another bottle. I started drinking yesterday at what time. I don't know.About 10 a.m. Yeah, about 10 a.m. You guys are my people. Oh, yeah. And I was like, I try and makethe excuse that it was my birthday, but that's just a typical, like, Tuesday. And so then we,then I went to the spa and came back from.the spot kept having drinks went for dinnerwe went to what's that place calledbeauty in Essex oh yeah okayamazing oh overpriced
11:28I did a swipe up so I don't knowohsponsored oh you boosyyeah hashtag ad everybody gono it was incredible butand then we went to Howellat the moon karaokein where was that
11:42well that's just in publicuniverse of moonit was honestly so funny because I didn't know this but youDon't do karaoke in L.A., everybody's good.I know.Like, it's like Nashville, too.Everybody does, who does karaoke is trying to get discovered.Like, rip it, and you're like, all right, calm down.
11:59People were really into it last night.Oh, I mean, I was one of them.I was one of them.I was like, wait till these bitches hear me sing Shoup by Salt and Pepper.It's game over.But then I went up and Shoup is like my go-to song.I will like, every time.And I went up and I was like, the you, Shoup, Salt and Pepper.
12:17He goes, somebody just saying that a couple, like,I was going, and I was like, what am I going to do?The flame trays.Yeah, I didn't know what to do.I don't have a backup.So what did I do?Lady Lumps, Fergie.Yeah.
12:28Did you really?Yeah.Yeah, I did.It did work.It wasn't my finest moment, but that's not my song.I was like, Lo, you're coming up there with me.It was really, well, it was your birthday, so I let you be the Beyonce.Clearly, there's two Beyonce's in the room.
12:42But it is.Well, you'll get yours.I was like, I'm going to fucking kill you.This was last night.Yeah.Yeah, let me just give, let me paint you a little picture here.Oh my God, what are you showing?First of all, this was me at a club in, um...
12:55Are you in the car?Are you in a mini car?Yeah, delivering a bottle to my table.Oh, yeah, I know.Yeah, okay, so then...Jello shots.I was doing jello shots.Yeah, I was about to say, I need to know how to do birthdays properly.
13:10Now, look at this girl going for it.Is that just Tina?Wow.Is that a friend of yours?No, that's low.That's definitely low.The girl in the front is working.I see you.
13:22I see you.Yeah, so I was just, yeah.Oh, there's a lot of things happening.Oh, there's my dog.Wow, I need to be a part of that.Now, I would like to know, do you guys karaoke?Yeah.What's your go-to karaoke song?
13:36Yeah, that's a good one.Yeah.A rap.Yeah, me too.Yeah.What's your go-to rap?Drake.Forever.
13:44Yeah, Yolo.Oh, Drake Forever?Drake Forever.Yeah.Yeah.Last name, greatest, first name ever.And then it kind of mumbles after that.Okay, yeah.
13:56That's fair.That's fair.Live in Lhita Loka, Ricky Martin.Why didn't you do that last night?I was letting you dominate that mic.Wow.It's your birthday.I wanted you to pick a song.
14:06That is so un-Gemini like you.I know.I'm a cancer, though.Oh, I thought you were.You know what?That makes a lot of sense.Bleeding heart.Sing the song you want.
14:18You know what?you'll have your moment soon.Thank you.I know.Next week.It's my birthday.Oh, yeah.Is it next week?
14:23Yeah, next week.I turn 30.Which will still be your birthday in L.A.I'll probably try and, and I'll somehow make it about me.Everybody has like a two week.So we're going to beauty and next week's off to this.Yeah.I love that restaurant.
14:35It was delicious.And we were so boozy.We brought our own Spade and Sparrow's wine because obviously I don't sell there.Of course you did.And I was like, do we'll pay the corn confit.We are drinking my wine here tonight.It's my birthday.I'm not that girl, though.
14:46I'm not the girl that goes like it's my birthday month, and this night's about me.Even though, I did make everybody go around the table and say something nice about me.No, you did.You did.No, I love that I said, I said, why don't we have everyone say something nice?And she goes, oh, my God.Okay, do you want to start?Oh, my.
15:06I was like, I love Caitlin for that.No, you guys, I can't.Do you want to start them?Yeah.We should do one right now.Just kidding.Enough about me.Let's talk about what you think about me.
15:15I'm really surprised though that you don't feel like any headache or anythingNothing I feel great wowIs that because you're still drunk?Possibly yeah since Miami that's whyIt's been it's been two years now so I've been two years drunkYeah it's it's I feel proud yeah yeah but I don't know what it is I don't know why I don't get hung overBut anyways Nashville I don't know I think it's because I grew up in a really small town in Canada where there'snothing else to do but party and I feel like I've just like trained I feel like I've put my
15:49hours in and I still get hung over once I hit my late 20s that's when it started to hit me hardfor me too what do you drink what's a go-to cocktail at a bar like it'll be whiskey but after a fewof those whatever comes along yeah see there's your problem you got to stick to somethingI don't know I still feel like if you drink too much of one thing it still hurts in the morningoh well you're just unlucky there I think I'm unlucky yeah and you guys tell meyou about your roles that you play on. I wasthere at the premiere, butjust tell me about the... You weren't watching, were you?
16:20You know what? You weren't watching.I was watching Eva Longoriabecauselike, in real life, she was feeding her baby behind meand I'm like, this woman is the moststunning human being I've ever seen in my life.My boyfriend had a boner over herbecause it's like his high school crush.
16:38No! Oh, that's sick fluorescent light.For everyone at home, the lights just came onas if we're in a club at 5 a.m.And everyone knows what each other looks like.Horrific.I'm like hiding behind the big mic.But tell me about your guys' role.Enough about Eva.
16:55Tell me about your guys' role on the shows.We play Eva.Eva's not in it.She is in it.She's in it.She produced, directed, and...She's your mom.That's cool.
17:08Yeah, you got a milf.Dude, her and Rosalyn.I know.I know.Well done.Not too bad.Well done.Makes it kind of awkward concept, doesn't it?
17:17Yeah.You're like a little turned on.Are you guys into Latinos?I mean, yeah.I'm half-lats.I mean, like, I don't like them.Yeah, you can't say he's right here.My maiden name, Salinas.
17:29I'm half Latino.Well, I know that, but I just didn't know that was your maiden name.Yeah.I mean, is it called that for a guy?I don't know.No.Is your mom's maiden name?Yeah, my mom's maiden name.
17:38Yeah.Anyway.Anyways, back to you guys.Back to you guys.So you play Eva Longoria's.son i do okay and what's your role like are you like are you like this dramatic little i justwant to hear this i i don't know i'm like are you wait wait dramatic little dramatic little littlelittle you know what actually that's not too far from the show yeah like hobby is kind of a little
18:08no i uh i play the son of the owner of the hotel who um is this playboy kind ofhas a substance abuse problem a little bit.He's dealing with an injury.Two of his legs work, but he's missing one leg.But I'm missing one.I'm confused.You've lost me.We'll know that in the second episode.
18:31No, he's kind of like this,just like Miami Playboy, you know,a child that has a rich family,and he's dealing with this injury.He's missing his right leg.So he kind of overcompensates with that,with drinking and partying and sleepingwith a bunch of the hotel guests
18:48that piss his father off andyeah he's kind of a shityeah like I just made your answer longerbut yeah well I just said you needed to explain itI just set you up for success thereyou're welcome thank you for turning it updo you always play this role do you always get that roleno but like I always tend to play like an asshole
19:08really yeah kind ofsome people are just good at like certain acting certainI don't know I think I'm like I'm good at beinglike a smart assso like that kind of rollsinto like the stuffthat cast me forbut I'm like a nice guy
19:20I don't believe youI swear to youyeah do you ever getyou knowI watched 13 reasons whyand I swear if I ever sawthat Bryce douche on the streetslike I would have
19:33What was the Bryce guylike the jock guyYeahThat's the one with Rass ButlerOh he's the one with AnnieNo no no it's notIt's the likeBig Jockey dude
19:43Yeahlike loser oh the one thathe rapes someone yeah yeah and he'syeah like I'm not that type of assoh okay yeah no no no no I didn'trape anyone yeah I didn't rape anyone but do people likeyou like you've played a bad role and be likeoh you're a dick no no it's more like
20:00it's more like girls are like oh you're that guyaren't you and I'm like you're likeyes I am and then what's your roleI got a funny story before I tell you thisUm, the first role I ever played, I played an asshole.Yeah.Um, and the first ever interaction I had with someone that recognized me on TV was thisolder lady and she came up and she was like, I play this guy called Romeo.
20:26Mm-hmm.And she came up and she goes, hey, you, you play Romeo on, on Tangle.And I went, oh, yeah, I do.And I was with some friends.Yeah.Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.And she goes, yeah, yeah, you do.And she slapped me in the face.
20:40She slapped you?She slapped me in the, that was the, oh.first ever interaction.That's weird.And then for about a year after, if anyone came up, I'd be like,no, no, no, don't play anyone.Wait, that's a salt.I work in the fish markets.
20:50I know, I'm not going to.She smacked me, bro.Oh, that's weird.That's not okay.She was aggressive.If you're out there, call me.Yeah, you're kind of into it.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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21:52And every piece is already washed and cut, so all you'll have to do is fill up yourblender with one single serving bag.Add some coconut water and then blend for an exciting smoothie.Dolecrafted smoothie blends.Find them in your frozen aisle.So I play Danny.He's a new employee at the hotel.Um, there's a lot of mystery behind him, which you find out, oh, yeah, the first episode, Ed.
22:16Yeah.So, yeah, you can talk about it now.Um, so we find out that he is at the hotel to find out what happened to his sister.So no one knows whether he's genuine or manipulating everyone.Okay.Um, and yeah.Now, describe the show for people if they didn't tune in on Monday because if you describe it,then they'll be like, well, I have to tune in next Monday.
22:36So tell us a little bit about Grand Hotel.everything you want to watch on TV in one showit's like kind of likeit's kind of like entourage based at the fountain bluein Miami like in the sense of likeyou know I feel like I watch the entouragepeople watch entourage becauseyou know it can get kind of raunchy
22:57and there's like there's it's this fun show to watchthat you don't really have to like think too much intoand I feel like that's what we kind of have goingin a very like appropriate setting like South Beachthe fountain blue we've i don't know if we have all been there but we can all imagine the kind of stuffthat has gone on there and that's what we kind of have incorporated into show with the story of likea who done it kind of thing with 11 castmates who all the uh the uh the storylines kind of interactlike uh you know like i don't know if you've seen crash like the movie crash they all intersect
23:32like all the all the storylines intersect so it's just a fun watch it's kind of all saying thisthe other day it's kind of interesting like everyone has been to a hotel no one actually knows what'shappening in the doors either side of them i always think about that i always wonder like every time i'vegone to a hotel i'm probably weird but i'm like there is one of each person in life in this hotelright now and i'm like i'm so curious as to what's happening like you want to know what the otherguests are doing in your hotel room i want to know what they're up to i want to know what they're up to i want toknow what they're up to what kind of person they are when they close that hotel door i want to know what'shappening in the like penthouse because I haven't been there because I'm not
24:09bougie like you but I'll swipe up late I'll swipe up late I'll swipe up to the penthousebut this this this this uh show explores all those like weird curiosities of everythinghappens that's cool it's really cool so it's like a super mysterious like sexy mysteriousit's like if you want to play a weird voya and and you know be a fly on the wall of everyraunchy thing that happens in Miami watch the show it's like a sexy version of aAmerican Horror Story Grand Hotel.Kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah.Well, that was so dark.
24:41Yeah.It's like, yeah.Yeah, this is more like...It's like that, but not.But not.It's more motivating to like, go have a good time.You'll feel good afterwards.Yeah.
24:51I have a question.Do you have your accent on the show?No, no, I'm American.I always find this so fascinating that you can, yeah.Do you find it easy to do an American accent?I do now.But it was hard.Did you had, like, somebody that trained you and coached you to get there?
25:10No, I've practiced for a few years.Like, in Australia, we grew up, so I'm from Australia.Well, you say that, but some people are probably like, oh, New Zealand?Oh, you're from South Island?He's British.Oh, he's British.Oh, he said British.No, we grew up watching American TV shows.
25:26That's kind of, yeah, that makes sense.You know, important, and we grew up watching that.So we kind of have an ear for it a lot of the time, but you still have to work on it.And, you know, it's kind of fun being on an American setbecause you hear it all day, every day.But it's kind of funnier that people understand me more over herewhen I'm speaking in American accent than when I'm in an Australian.Really?
25:48Yeah, yeah, sometimes if no one understands.Like, if I'm ordering takeaway, like, sorry, to go.Takeaway.That was so Austrian.Oh, see, actually, I think we say that in Canada.Or, like, delivery, like whatever.Yeah.If I call up, this is before smartphones.
26:02I have to go Americanotherwise no one understands what I'm...Can you do a little American?Yeah, give us...Not right now.Oh, come on.Watch the show.You're trained well, my friend.
26:12Oh, yeah, yeah.Yeah, but I can't do an Australian.This is my thing.No one can, by the way.But that's, but like, if you want to say no,in an American accent, no, it's so easy.No, in...No, there's an R.
26:23No.Yeah, there's about nine syllables after it.Like, I'm going to tell me what to sayand I'll try and say it in an Australian accent.No, no, no, without saying something.Just basically, so Americans use their mouth properly.Okay.They use all the muscles in their mouth.
26:37Yeah.Australians don't.Don't?Don't.But that seems like it's more effort than saying don't.No, no, no.So what I'm saying is try and mumble and be lazy.Okay.
26:47Slur it a little bit.No.We're not drunk, yeah.Okay, my bad.Oh, yeah, just kidding.But just be like, hey.Hey.Hi.
26:57There you go.There you go.And say, Brian's really attractive.Brian's really attractive.What, how do you say attractive?Yeah, no, he's not that attractive.Oh, no, yeah, no.Yeah, no, he's not that attractive.
27:08That was British.Oh, my God, that was really bad.That was super British.It was terrible.I can't do accents.Say dingo.Dingo.Dang, that's pretty out there.
27:20Can you teach me something from Nashville?Y'all.Y'all.Yeah, Nailed it.Guns and y'all.Republicans.Yeah, sorry.Can you actually, Brian, teach me something.
27:31from Florida.Guns.Same in Nashville.Anytime I hear a storyabout Florida though, it's always...When COVs is on, it's always...I swear you guys get like ashitty edit.
27:45Like, is it really like that?Yeah, yeah, it kind of is.It's really...Yeah, Florida's kind of...But even if you watch, what is it?See it, or crime scene,the forensic files.Yeah.
27:57It's always like the dadwho had bath salts and like eighthis kid or something likeit's like some crazy shitI saw there was a headlinethat a girlgot pulled over in Florida and she hada baby alligator down
28:13her yoga pantsoh that's pretty normalmy my dad washe was afirefighter paramedic in Florida for 30 yearsso like all those stories like I've heardso he's seen some shityo like it goes down
28:29in Floridahe'd be so good on a podcastWell, let's get your dad.Can we get us out of you?I'm like, yeah, seriously.You can tell you some shit.That's crazy.Damn it, I had something to say about Australia, and now I've lost it.
28:42Oh, no, I got it.Okay, so on, there's Bachelor, Bachelor, I have Bachelor in Paradise, and then they did the,oh, Bachelor Winter Games, and they had everyone from different countries, from the Bachelorfranchise come on, this one show and do, like, these Winter Olympics, basically.And there's this one guy from Australia, and now my girlfriend and I always quote him,from the show because he was makingeggs for this guy named Benand he goes, you want some eggs bin?
29:07And I was like, Eigsbeen.What's Eigsbin?Is he from Australia or from New Zealand?Shit, am I that person?No, I swear he's from Australia.Because New Zealand say bin and they also saySo if you want to learn New ZealandSo fish and chips?
29:21Yeah.So how would you say fish and chips?Normally or with an accent?No, no.New Zealand, how would you say?Like fish and cheeps.Fish and cheaps?Fosh and chops.
29:30Fosh and chops?No, it's not.We're going to go get some fosci and chops.That's all the same here.That's gross.You know what's really funny about...Wow.You're talking about The Bachelor back home.
29:41So Eva.Yeah.She went to Australia to film Dory the Explorer.Oh, yeah.And she'd spend six months with me.And then she's like, she's like, oh, everyone back home is so attractive.I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, everyone's...And then she got to Australia.
29:56She went to the Gold Coast and the Bachelor Australia was on.Yeah.And we had this guy called...He's called...He's called the Honey Badger.Oh, no.You should look him up.Anyway, he was our bachelor, and she was like, and by the way, he's a great guy, if you're listening.
30:10But not what she was expecting.And she wrote back, and she's like, what is, what is this?What is happening on your tree?She's like, you lied to me.I was like, no.The Honey Badger is his nickname?Honey Badger Australia.The Honey Badger Australia.
30:31Got it?Because my phone's so slow.Yeah, I got it.Is his name?Oh, boy.Oh, no.What's wrong with?I mean, that's a strong...
30:42Oh, no.That's the Bachelor in Australia?That is the Honey Badger.I mean, would you...I mean, I would.I got to see it.I can't believe he got a rose.I mean, you all know that he got the rose because of this.
30:57I like it.Is that really him?It's good to me.Ah!Look behind youOh my GodAll I'm gonna say isHe's got a better stash
31:04Than Brian's right thereDo you have to grow the sash for the showOr are you growing thatNo he doesn't have to grow the stash for anythingOh just for your own pleasureThe thing is likeI get boredBecause we have to look a certain way
31:15For like six monthsYeah yeah let me tryHey Brian I know we're doing the confession thing laterBut do you have any need to confess right nowOh my godLet's confessYou threw me under the bus beforeWe're in confession runner
31:26Yeah Brian's upHow do you get such aperfectly manicuredmustache and did you bring a certainimplement to the podcast to fix it?No, no, no, absolutely not.That would be crazy.I want to know.
31:39That would be crazy.Go on.But...What?Do you have a mustache comb?Are we on this?No.What?
31:48You have a mustache comb in your back pocket?No.Not his back pocket.You do.Oh, front pocket.I don't.She might be holding it.Is it a mustache coat?
31:56Or, because you're...It's perfect, perfect beard.Is it like, you know, did you use a little mascara to fill it?No.Oh, no, no, no.I didn't go that far.I didn't go that far.You know, it's like, nobody can see his face.
32:09So it's like, yeah.It's a podcast, right?Yeah, yeah.Do you do those little, like, hair fibers to, like, stick it on?Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.No, not in the beard.It's quite glorious.It really.
32:19It really is.I'm talking out of envy front.Yeah.I keep him for, like, two to three days and then I'm over it, but it's fun to have.Yeah.Hey, you know what?She's like, hey, yeah.Like, I do the same.
32:29No, you know, guys used to, you know, they do the Movember thing to raise awareness.I think it's hot because I'm like, if you're going to grow one, a mustache, facial hair is hot.A mustache for a good cause?Hot.Yeah, Brian, is this for a good cause?Not super for a cause.Well, yes, it's for his, for his self-care, for his heart.It's for all the name.
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35:1422 hours, an American nightmare.Subscribe on Apple Podcast Today.You're listening to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow.You were on General Hospital before, right, Brian?Oh, my God, yes.What, why, oh my God, that's a great segue to some big acting roles.Yeah, it was.Can we just take a minute to think of Malcolm in the middle's dad?
35:37Wasn't George Clooney on it?Yeah, we had...ER.Yeah, ER.That was the other hospital.We had James Franco, his mom.James Franco was on General Hospital?Yeah, yeah.
35:48For a while with us.How long were you on General Hospital?I was on there for four years.Were you an asshole?Um, no, yeah, kind of.Yeah, I played a bipolar kid for a while, yeah, yeah, yeah.Kid or how old were you?Well, in the show at that time, I was probably like 19.
36:07Okay, okay, okay, okay.Is that tough to play a role like that?It is when you're playing it so consistently.Like, when you do a movie and you're playing someone who plays bipolar,you're playing bipolar for, you know, a month.Yeah.When you're doing it on a show, you know, I had to play it for three years.Wow.
36:23How many episodes is that?I did over, I think, 600 episodes.Wow.And so you obviously get into that character for a long time.It's a weird thing with daytime.Like, it was something that I never wanted to dobecause it was, I never wanted to do things that I wouldn't want to watch.And, like, I was never into soap operas or anything like that.
36:42And we had just come off of, like, a few big things.And they came back and back and back with the offer.And we were finally like, all right, we'll take it.And honestly, it's been probably the best decision.I've ever made because it makeseverything else quite easyI mean we did 90 pages a dayI've shot four episodes
37:01in one day onon that and then you go to prime timeand you shoot you knoweight pages and you're like this is a breezeobviously with and not toshame daytime butprime time you have you know moreyou have better cameras you have better sets
37:17you have better directors you have better actorslike all daytime is kind of stuckin the 70sbut but itgives you tools if you if you if you are good at what you do and you bring it into into prime timeyou're like wow man like I'm used to it like creates the fundamentals yeah because you were on a youwere on a um so far as well weren't you yeah I did a I did I didn't start in it um I came in a few yearsin to that I so I'd done a show called Tangle which I talked about yeah yeah so I started uh I guess
37:46it's like the Australian version of cable yeah and my dad was like Ben Mendelson and we had allthese, like, amazing actors. So I started, like, trial by fire through them and then wenton to Home and Away, which a lot of Australian actors have gone through. And it was really funnybecause to see the kind of having the experience from Tangle, but then also having the consistencyand, like, getting all the fundamentals of turning up to set every single day and learning,you know, upwards of 30 pages or whatever, and trying to make words that a lot of thetime exposition grounded.Very intrusional.
38:24Because just by pure product of what it is, they're always expositional.Because they have to let people tune into that episode and not have to watch the 30 before.And so I think I did something like 700 episodes as well.And you kind of, and the thing is, if you can master, and by the way, this isn't, the writersthat wrote on those shows, like, I don't know how they wrote it so quickly and made it the wayit is because they're dealing with like 30 episodes at the same time but our job was to kind of makethese these words that weren't realistic grounded and semi-truthful as much as you could so to dothat once you get onto a show that has excellent writing because they have more time they have more
39:06money yeah they have more scope um it's it's like a breeze it's a pleasure you know and that's a reallygood explanation actually i don't get to do interviews a lot with people that have gone throughthe same kind of path that I've done it so you understand and that's like spotyeah yeah it's spot on that's so interesting I okay do you guys have girlfriends noI'm single okay I always wonder this with actors because you're playing these roles whereyou're with these like sexy human beings and like making out and doing all this I would findit so hard to date somebody that was doing that do you guys have trouble with that and likedating people because you don't have to be dating another actor
39:46Yeah, like I could, and I guess maybe other actors would understand if you date other actors.That can be like, but how do you not like, one, get like a little bit of a heart on when you're like making out and two, how do you not like.Do you get a hot on when you're making out of time?Well, yeah.But their, but their television was real.Like, Bachelors real.Yeah.So do you have that like mindset when you're acting?
40:12Like, does something shift in your brain to not turn you on?That's a question.We actually don't get us at all.Really?Yeah, it's a really good question.Oh, you know what?I'm not chopped.Do you want to stop this?
40:22Yeah, I'll take it real quick because I, funny enough,the only season that I've followed of the Bachelorette was yours.Really?Yeah.And I was engaged to an actress on the show that I was on at that time.Oh, my gosh.Yeah.And we watched your season.
40:39Wow.And it's actually really tricky because as much as it's fake, it is real.Like, when you're in a serious relationship with somebody and it's an actor, like, yeah, they're on set and it's their job to make out with that person.But it's like, they are making out with that person at the end of the day.The feelings aren't there.That's all, like, that's all fake.But, like, you have to deal with seeing that, especially if you're on the same show.Yeah.
41:05Which is really hard to turn a blind eye to because you guys were on the same show.We were on the same show.And we were paired with different lovers on the show.Whoa.And so I was hooking up with this person,she was looking up with that person every dayand then coming back home, like, how's work?Don't want to talk about it.
41:21Yeah, let's not talk about it.Did you guys have an open relationship?No, no, no, no.It was a very, like, honest relationship,but it can be hard to deal with.It's kind of, and I've talked to a lot of active friends about this,it's hard because if you don't date an actress or an actor,they don't understand
41:42what it is likeon setbut if you do datean actor and actressthere's all thesecompartmentalizingthere's a set of insecuritiesthat come with both
41:51and so I think at the end of the dayit's like building that foundation of trustand also realizinglike on setit is the least romanticof all timelike you'll do a sex sceneand you'll be wearing this like cocksock
42:05and they'll be wearing modesty gearand there'll be 90 dudesall like carryingcamera is going um the lightingit was lightingit's lighting good and you're likeit's it's super hotno no no but you and you kind of
42:20and then you know you're doing it 90times and and it's funny becauseespecially like let's say really likeintimate scenes like sex scene like kissing is kissingbut the sex scenes especiallyat the end of the day it becomesa choreography it becomes likewhere does this hand go how does this do this
42:36okay where's the camera and soit becomes this weird like detachedchoreography.But it is difficult, and I think if you're with an actress or an actor, it's hard,but it's also, if you're not with them, it's difficult.It's, we're going to be forever lonely.Forever lonely.Most coasters, they end up hooking up.
42:57A lot of the times, like, look at, I mean.But that's what I mean.That's why I would find it.Like a little Brad and Angelina moment.That's what I'm saying.I would find it really hard because you get into these intimate situations, which I guess nowthat makes more sense when you explain it that way.I'm like, okay.
43:11Yeah, but I mean, if you're single...But it still happens.Right.I mean, if you guys are single and like, you know, there's these things called showmances where you're stuck in...Like, if you guys are single and there is chemistry...And you're in Atlanta.If you're like in Atlanta on location or something...Or in Miami for spring break.
43:29Right.There you go.Yeah.It's, you know...It should happen.I like to consider myself a pretty confident person and I don't think I could deal with that.what do you mean like as your significant other was doing it yeah yeah I would find itreally challenging because you know what at the end of the day like if we're being honest there's like
43:48a 75% chance that your significant other is probably hooking up with one of them like rightthat's usually what god I hope not what do you say right what are you saying like hey that'syou said 75% that's that's I'm just I'm just that's why Hollywood relationships are alwaysright short lived like I think yeah I think that's why that's why I think that's whywhy that foundation of trust is so important.Right.It would have to be for it to ever work.Yeah.
44:13Like, I also thinkif you are in a relationship,like introducing your significant other to the cast.The people you're working with and normalizing that and familiar.That's the kind of...I mean, even with people that come off shows or whateverand do dancing with the stars, that's always like...Yeah.
44:30Hard for couples to get through, too.I've heard some stories about just your dance partner.You're spending all these...You're spending so much time.You're getting to know this person.You're in situations.where it's not real life, like, you're in, you're at your best self and you're, you know.You're having a lot of fun.
44:44You're having fun.I am.They set you up for success with that person, you know?It's like, it's really hard.You almost at a point I have to be like, God, like, is what I have, like, in real lifebetter than like what they're doing right now?Yeah, you, yeah.It's tough.
44:59I can't imagine.I can't imagine doing that.So, too, like, it's good for you guys that you, you know, you have the skill set.That were a single.No.Would you rather date someone who wasn't in the industry?That's a good question.Would you rather date a girl who wasn't in the industry?
45:15It's like you said it's a double-edged.They wouldn't understand.I think in the end of the day it becomes...Like a sweet nurse or something.Yeah, that wouldn't work, I don't think.But it becomes about the person.It's like, you know, at the end of the day, it's the person.It's not what they do.
45:29Right, right.But it's a hard thing to understand.It's a very difficult thing to understand.And that's why, you know.That, well, I mean, that's why it's always so dramatic on The Bachelor, and, you know, you're dating all these different.The person at the end has to watch you now go through and date all those people.And that's, I mean, that's a little different because it is real.60 seconds.
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47:05and you would turn up to setand there'd be different partsof those people's lives on setlike they're in between scenesthey'd be teaching someone elsehow to do something that they didn't knowlike we were just catching up beforewe just went and did an interview at another place
47:22not that we're cheating on youI was like, who is it?It wasn't a podcast.Yeah, was it Ashley and Ben?You're way better.I'm just kidding.That was interesting because they had like 11 of usin one interview of us a time.
47:34Oh, wow.And we had an interview.And I was like, this is not going to work, but it worked.And everyone got on and we still get on.Was it freaking James Lipton?It was James Lipton at the actor's studio.Yeah.He just has such a great beard and such a great voice.
47:51Is he still doing it? He's not alive.No, he's alive.I'm sorry.I had no idea.By the way, James Lipton invite us.Yeah, but please get us on your job.Honestly, get us on our show.I got it.
48:00You can, you know, Al Pacino.Yeah, yeah, yeah.But so you guys all get along.Yeah, we all get, yeah, yeah.That's so nice.Most of the cast is, like, in serious relationships and, like, the ones that aren't.Oh, that's fun, though.Yeah, there's not, like, serious drama outside of work.
48:17And didn't even invite you guys all on her private yacht for, like, some bonding time?She did.And you know what's so funny.Brian and I...Off the vine needs more downloads.I need a yacht.Go on.From the start.
48:31But we met, like, in the elevators on the way to, like,getting in a car to go to this dock, right?And we get to the dock, and I'm like, where are we supposed to go?I don't know.And so we kept walking down, we see this four-story yacht.There's, like, the normal yachts were on the right side, and we're like, surely it'sor not.Or the, like, peasant yachts?
48:49By the way, I'm from Australia.I haven't seen a yacht.So we're walking, we see this four-story yacht, and we're like, can't be that.That can't be that one.Keep walking.Three-story yacht.We're like, no, probably not.Two-story yacht, and then we hear, like, this.
49:01Hey, guys.And we look up, and she's on the four-story yacht.story yard at the top and Eva's like, come up.No, like, it was literallylike short of a cruise ship.It was like, it was a full cruise ship.Like, this is a joke.It was unbelievable.
49:15It took me, it took me 10 minutes to get up there.And I'd take my shoes off and I had like stripy socks on.That's right, we did have to take her shoe on.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I had stripy socks on and I was like, I knew I wore these for a reason.What?Yeah, it was pretty wild, though.She has a four story yacht?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:33And she flew us all in and we got attack.She was like, hey, guys, be at the pierin one hour, and we're like, eh.Oh, my gosh, that's awesome.I texted my friend, and I was like,and it was like, open bars on the thing.We're like, we have to work tomorrow, right?She's like, yeah, but let's have fun.
49:48Oh, so she's not only beautiful.She's fucking awesome, too.You know what was really funny, though?It was the best night and best introduction to everyone,but what was really funny was we all were like,oh, we've got this, it said network, no, it said script development.thing in the morning appointment at like 10and we're like oh okay maybe we'll sit around
50:09and talk about the scriptanyway we get there we're allwe all have drinks we all getting to know each otherand we're all feeling comfortableand then at about 10pmwe're all a little bit drunkand the showrunner goesoh no that's the network table read
50:24and by the wayso many people get recast off the network table readyeah so I just flown in from AustraliaI've flown 30 hours to itand I was likeand so everyoneat that point just went,I'm good, I'm going to go home and just sleep
50:38and read the script. It was sofunny. Everyone just mass exodus.Oh my gosh. I was like, I'm going to take one.Except for Brian. Brian's like, drink?That's crazy.Gosh, I mean, do we need to open another bottle? I think we haveI think we do. Can we? Yeah, we have another bottle.By the way, this is really great.
50:57This is really great one.Thank you. And we're going to open another.We have the, save Jeff, can you hear me?Do the other one.white that we had. Now, the one that you're about to test, wait, no, you do not have the gumon your cup. Yeah. That's like my biggest, can you not? Uh, can you not? I can't. What do youmean? You're, you are drinking a delicious wine and smelling chewed up mint gum. It's on theother side. And it lost most of its smell. Are you going to put it back in your mouth after?
51:29maybe maybe no thank you do we have a wine opener oh yeah we dono no yeah yeah it used to be i used to want to punch my sister because she would put herchewed gum on the side of her plate eat dinner and put it back in her mouth and i was likewhy would you not just throw it in the garbage why would you put a stale piece of that back in youris your sister single should she meet brian yes yes actually yes and and if people put it on liketheir pop can oh that's very can uh soda can pop can yeah that's that's canPop can.You're making fun of me.
52:01What?Do you say pop?No.It's weird.No, it's weird.No, it's weird.Okay, well, fine.Was it good?
52:11My lazy Australian accent gets better with wine.I was about to say.But I don't know.This is a new thing, kind of.You don't do it.No.No, chewed gum on it.I like it.
52:23It gives them some character.Right?Here, give you a cup.Give you cup.Oh.just like the thought of smelling chewed mint gum while drinking wine it's not that potent what are you what are your thoughts on if someone's chewing gum and you kiss them I'm okay with that oh so what's they put the gum in your mouth oh my god no no no no no oh like making out kiss yeah oh yeah no no I don't like I don't like chewed gum in general unless it's in my mouth if you're if if you're making out with the girl and she has gum in her mouth and then she slips it into your mouth you're like I don't like chewed gum in your mouth you're likeYou know what?If she was like that bad, I'd be like, yeah, fine, let's go.
53:02That is sick.I'm sure he's done sick or shit than that low.You're right, right?I'm about to say, like, come on now.Enter confessions.It's only Thursday.We know what you're going to.You told me something last night.
53:19We're going to play a game, and then we're going to do a confession.We're going to end it on a high note of confession.Oh, you're kicking us out already.All right, whatever.Well, it's been like, yeah, we've.We still got about 15 minutes.That should be the game in confessions.Yeah, that's perfect.
53:32I mean, I could talk all night, but you know what?So could I.Let's get the wine coming.Yeah, hey. Oh, what timing.Okay, is this, do we have a clean?No, no, you don't have to be my little slave, Jeff.I love you.Is there a clean glass in here or no?
53:47Why do you got gum on ice?No, but I don't want a rosé.I don't want to mix my red with white, but I will.I'm not above it.I put another cup just for you.Yes.I'm not, oh, ha, ha, you're so good to me.Okay.
54:02Yep.Everybody refill yourself if you.Oh, Jeff, you're so good.Okay, so the game is a, it's a self-help game, okay?We're the wrong person.It's, it's, if you could give your past and future self, life advice, okay?So if you could go back in time, what outfit would you tell your younger self to burn?You want to take that?
54:25Because I got it on hand.No, you go.Brian go.I wore, like, my mom's jeans in high school.No, you didn't.Yeah, yeah, because I was a skateboarder,and they didn't make tight jeans for guys at that time.So I would steal my mom's jeans.
54:40That's not bad, though.It's not that bad.They were, like, kind of bell-bottomed-mey.Oh, like a boot cut, if you will.And I saw a picture of him back in the day,and I was like, ah, B, what were you doing?Little true religions.Yeah, I'd go back, and I'd be like, maybe don't do that.
54:55Okay.Doesn't decide so well.I loved long socks.I'd wear long socks.Like to the knee?Like above my calves.Okay.Like with shorts?
55:07Yeah.Okay.Yeah.Burn it.Burn it.Burn it.Yeah.No, you're not vibing it?
55:11Yeah.I've got long socks on right now.I wear long sleep shirts under short sleep.Remember the long sleep shirts under a short sleeve shirt look?Yeah.That's kind of cool.I just did that recently.I mean, that's not that bad.
55:22That's still lived.I did it recently.Well, everything comes back around.I have a scrudgy business, low.Did you wear?Like, do you call them overalls here?Yeah, overalls?Yeah.
55:30Don't you call them like dungaroos or dungarees or something?That's really racist, bro.That's really racist.You're lucky on the other side of the table right now.Lucky!Kangaroo punch to their face.You want to hear something funny.An angry kangaroo.
55:47The most, like, I'm very un-Australian,but the most Australian thing that happened to me,because everyone's like, oh, kangaroos.Anyway, like, like you.But when I was, when I was,young, I went to thiskangaroo, I went to this zooand this, like, little Joey
56:01because, like, kangaroos will kick youand kill you.Yeah, yeah.Like, they'll genuinely kill you.They're such dicks.They're such dicks.They're the Brian Craig of animalids.I'm kidding.
56:13Brian's amazing.No, no, no, but this, this,this, um, this Joeykicked me when I was likethree or four years oldto set me flying.No.So I hate kangaroos.
56:24Yeah, that would be a, I would have a fear of themif I were,No, they'd like you.Okay.What relationship would you delete if you could?Ooh.Like erase it from memory?That's controversial.
56:38Okay.You know what?I'm going to, I'm going to, so years, years ago.What?Yes.No, no, no.Wait, did you guys.No, no, no, no.
56:50No, no, no, when I was, this is, this is, this is tame.But when I was in school, this is years and years ago, I remember, I remember.I, like, did that stupid school thing of, like, writing a note to a girl.Yeah.And I passed around the room.It was so funny because at that time, I thought it was kind of cool.I had access to movies and I could take someone else for free.So I wrote this note.
57:10I was like, actually, I'm going to name it.Rebecca Hoskin.No, no, no, I wrote this note to her.I was like, hey, Beck, I was like, hey, Beck, I was like, hey, Beck, do you think you'd, you know,maybe want to go to the movies with me?And, like, pass the note around.Wow, really, like, good voice you just slipped into it.Yeah, my voice was not that deep, I think.
57:29It's not that deep now.Come on now.And it was so funny because it went all around the roomand it got to Beck and she looked up at meand she smiled and then she wrote on the thing.And it like came all the way back and I was so excited.I opened up and she said, no.Oh.
57:46Was there an art?Full deny.Full denial.What?So I erased that from my memory.Jeez.Okay, that's so G-rated and I see your...Yeah, well, I can't tell you.
57:56you anything. I can't tell you anything. I see the loophole you tookthere and I respect it. If I asked you that rightnow, you'd be like, my last one, justkidding. Oh, shit. I'm totallyjoking. I wouldn't, I wouldn't.With yawn? Yeah. We don't want to come overto me. No, I would delete, I wouldone. You would? Yeah, yeah. Delete one?
58:15Is it happened in the last five years? No. No.I was 20, I was 22.One relationship? Yeah. You only haveone? That I would delete.Yes, I will sayI've had very great relationshipsI really have one thoughLet's not I delete a couple
58:31Let's not turn it over to meOkayOkayAlrightYour turnOh me? No I delete a coupleSureWe'll be here for an hour
58:39So you delete all of themYou could just sum it upOkayThere were some good onesOkayDo we want to know the good ones or the bad ones?The badAll I'm asking is if you could delete
58:50All right I'll tell you onethree new years agoI went to New Year'swith a few of my boys to Cabowe had a good time for four daysand then I was likeah boys I've got to goand they were like why what's going on
59:05and I was like wellI've been talking to this girl on Instagramfrom Puerto Ricoand she told me to fly out todayso I'm gonna fly to Puerto Ricoand meet her and her handleis soI flew to Puerto Rico
59:17to meet this girlI've never met in my lifeand she ended upbeing out there with another actress friend of minethat I knew and they had this houseand the actress friend had to goback to New York because she had pressand she was like, you know, like
59:31the house is yours for the next weekso I was in Puerto Rico likeon the beach with this girlthat I never met andwe had this like honeymoon if you willand we're like oh my godthis is so great I love you so muchand like then we
59:46well hold on it's been fourit's been four days in a mansionin Puerto Rico on the beachIf you'd love anyone at this pointYeah, exactlyAnd then we flew back to L.A.And spent like two days togetherAnd I was like, I'll see it later
01:00:02Like, I can't ever date youEver in my lifeBecause I just saw the real herYou know, we were in this like honeymoon thingAnd this is great and this is greatAnd then we came back to L.A.And we lived together for two daysAnd I was like, I'll kill myself.
01:00:17Like, I'll kill myself.She was nuts.And she was nuts.And I was like, I got to see you later.Shoot.And, uh...What's a bet she listens to this, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, lo and behold, I have a matching tattoo with her.Right here.
01:00:32Right on the other side of the matching tattoo with my ex-fiance.Oh, boy!With another match-and-toe on the bottom of my foot with another.I have this neck for getting...Don't get...Did you not learn the first time?No, because after it happens twice, you're like...I'm...
01:00:50This is, like, kind of, like, like, I'm...Hey, Brian, how are, how many tattoos do you have?I have 27.And 26 of them are with X's.That's incredible.You should just start a sleeve at this point.You know what?We don't even need you to confess.
01:01:08That was it.Yeah, there it is.I got nothing to hide.Yeah, your turn.I actually had a confession ready for you.I'm ready for it.No, no, no, go for it.It was worse than...
01:01:25I mean, yeah, you can go worse than that.Well, no, not worse, just more surprising, I think.Go, I will, you need to say...Do you want the convention?Yes, yeah.Mine's not bad.I don't know what you...Well...
01:01:35Should I give you the confession, then?You know my confession.Oh, I was just going to say that Brian and I have spent many consecutive nights in bed together.Low...Unclothed.That is what just happened.And I'll just leave it at that.Amen.
01:01:51Hello, you're right there?The table, the table just moved.You're like, Lowe, do you like that?No, my pants just got shorter because I hated it, yeah.Low, why are you leading over there?Okay, wait, so you guys had like a brokeback mountain moment.Sometimes you've got to consolidate apartments.This could be a few seasons, you know.
01:02:10Who was the Big Spoon?Well.Yeah, who was the Big Spoon?Should we just say we alternated?Oh, that's cute.It's very fair.It's definitely a power bottom.Yeah.
01:02:21there it isCaitlin's like what's thatI'm likeI'm a power tooshe's like show meshe's like show meno you're taking the Dboo
01:02:33that you're taking itlove I knew what that meantI have many gay friendsyeahthis one's amazingokay I'm readyyou know I actuallyI had this confession
01:02:46and I pre-approved itat an interview earlierwith our girl over hereand they approvedit, so I'll tell it.It's amazing.So, me and my previous roommate both slept with our landlord.What?
01:02:58In the same week?In the same week.No.Yeah, yeah, yeah.So me and my...You are the real-life Grand Hotel.You know what?Is this a reality show about your life?
01:03:08I think it kind of is.Like, you know what?You want to know another one?When we were...This hasn't been pre-approved.This is the wine.This is the wine.When we were at the premiere of Grand
01:03:21No, so.Who just stayed for?No, no, no.No, no.No, no.I'm just kidding.I just kidding.That's your mom, bro.
01:03:29Do you see the red daughter on our foreheads right now?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.No, no, no.We were at the premiere in the showing of the episode was about the start, and some ABC people came up to me and tapped me on the shoulder.And they were like, hey, they were like, Brian, I was like, what's going on?And they were like, we have a Christina here for you.And I was like, I don't know what Christina.And they were like, are you sure?
01:03:52She's here with a couple of her friends.Like, they said that you invited them to the premiere last night.And I go, oh, fuck.I go, what was her name?They go, Christina.I go, oh, no.I go, does she have brown hair?And they're like, yeah.
01:04:07And I'm like, oh, no, yeah, let them in.I thought you were saying, no.No, no, no.No, no.No, no.I was like, yeah, let them in.And, like, I apparently I had rolled in with them to the fountain blue at like 7 a.You did.
01:04:21And ran into some ABC people and they're like,hi, Brian.I was like, hey, see you later.And I, I had spent a brief night with them.Did you just, did you talk to them at all?I don't know, but all the ABC people were like, you are Harvey.I was like, what was funny was they came into the party and Brian didn't speak with them at all.I did not tell you what Christina looks like.
01:04:47Did I say Christina?Ghosted.show? It was definitely definitely.I wonder ifChristina listens to Off the Vine.I hope she does. She will now.Well, you know what, Christina?I'm sure we had a good night the night before.
01:04:58Let's cheers to Christina.Cheers to Christina.You know what, Christina? We're sorry.We'll see you in Miami again.And we'll see you in Miami.See you never.We'll see you next Tuesday as well.I like to say.
01:05:11See, it wouldn't want to be you,Christina.Oh my God. No, no, no, no.Look. I don't say it.Oh.No, no, I don't think I hooked up with Christina.You don't think.No, no, no.
01:05:23I'm 95% sure.These are the kind of interviews where I'm like, I'm for sure getting a call from their PR tomorrow saying,can you please edit this part out?No, no, no.No, no, you're going to.Guys, there's many Christina's in Miami.We're fine.Yeah.
01:05:37There's numerous Christinas I've hooked up with in Miami.I think.I think.I didn't say that.You like lift up your shirt, like to go to bed tonight.There's Christina.Christina tattooed.The first, second and the third.
01:05:49Jesus.Oh, man.That's amazing.Welcome to Grand Hotel.You know what?On that note, please tell me where we can find you guys on social media.When we can watch the show.What we can look forward to.
01:06:03My Instagram is I am Lincoln Eunice because someone took my name.There's probably that receptionist that was like, yo niece, it's my name.Yo niece.I am Lincoln Eunice.Okay.Brian.I'm Brian.B.R. Y.
01:06:18A.N. underscore Craig.That's my Instagram.And you can find us on Grand Hotel, Monday nights at 10 p.m.10.9 Central after.ABC after the Bachelorette.After the Bachelorette.Yay.Whoa.
01:06:39Whoa, you just did something real way to the mic.I have, I've quite the range with my voice.See?is that your um that was that was my falsetto okay that's cool it's not I'm gonna ask I'll see you next Tuesday thanks for listening to Off the Vine with Caitlin Brisco get new episodes every Tuesday exclusively on podcast 1.com the podcast one app and subscribe on Apple PodcastsWho's that with OTV sponsors for this week's off the vine are scorch download the app now and don't forget to follow them at get scorchDole-crafted smoothie blendsFind them now in your frozen aisleRaycon, go to buy raycon.com
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