Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: A PSA to ABC with Tarryn Feldman

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

Welcome, Baylin’s! It’s been literal years but makeup artist to the stars and president of Kaitlyn’s new bookclub, Tarryn Feldman, is back with KB eating some popcorn and watching some reality TV to provide the Vinos with a naughty little recap. The two have plenty to discuss, from the big news in Bachelor Nation to why ABC needs to consider a curvy lead to a confession that will make you double-check your social media stories. There’s a new daddy in town, and you can bet your bottom dollar that these two gal pals will be watching the Golden Bachelor. And, their predictions for Gerry’s contestants will give you SO much to look forward to. Then, they get into this week’s episode including their thoughts on Earrings McGoo and the psychology of fear-based dates. Kaitlyn reveals which Bachelor Nation couple she used to be jealous of and Tarryn gives a passionate speech, so ABC, we hope you’re listening. Plus, two rounds of games and countless laughs! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: Oak Essentials: Get 15% off your skincare at Oak Essentials with the code VINE at oakessentials.com.  Just Thrive: You can save 20% off the dynamic duo bundle of Just Thrive probiotic and Just Calm when you go to JustThriveHealth.com and use code VINE at checkout.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Caitlin Bristow. Your session is now starting. Welcome to the podcast. Thank you. Welcome to Great Therapy. I'm your host. I'm your host, I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow, and we have Taryn in the studio today. It's just incredible because you podcasted with me years ago. Yes. Like five? Years ago? Yes.

I have no idea. Yeah. Like three, four, five. It's been a while, is what we're saying. It's been a really long time. I'm excited. We call everybody that's listening either Bino's or Bailens, which I really want Baylon to stick because, so Zach was the Bachelor last season.

And he met five girls on the finale of the other girls seasons, the Bachelor of season, so he wasn't prepared. And I met five girls and they're like, it's all happening right now. And he panicked. And one of the girls' names was Bailey. And she said something like, in the morning. I don't remember. But it said something that rhyme with Bailey.

And after he goes, okay, now you know, you got to say their names. And he goes, well, you can't forget the morning, Baylon. And her name was Bailey. And she's like, actually is Bailey. So now me and my podcast producers always call each other Baylens. Like we say every morning, good morning, Baylon. I can't forget the morning bailin. Oh, I can't forget the morning, Baylens.

So what we're trying to say is, good morning, Baylens. So happy to be here. Good evening, Baylens. Yeah, good evening, do the bailins. It depends what time you're listening to the pod. Oh, I love that. But sometimes you find people's names up. Oh, gosh, tell me about it.

Tell me about it. But Taryn with two R's is here. Why two R's in Taryn? Thank you because that actually is like an issue for me. Yeah. Because you probably never grew up getting magnets or mugs or things with your name on it. No, Disneyland didn't have shit for me. No.

And also, I have friends, one of my best dearest friends, Angela, still will type my name out with one R. And I'm like, girl, I am just not one R. You know this. Gillian Harris still spells my name wrong. Oh, my God. Guys, get it together. So I don't know why my mom put two R's in, but I've never met another Taryn with two R's. They're always, all them bitches have one.

I like that you're unique. I just hate that Disney. didn't know what's up. Disney doesn't know what's up. Well, I'm excited that you're here today. I am too. Taryn always does my makeup. She does my glam. Every time I need someone in Nashville, Hannah Brown now comes to

you. Yeah, she does. We love her. I mean, you do everybody. I do everybody. Literally, everybody. I do who I do. Can I talk about who you do? Yeah, we can talk about it. You do freaking Reese Witherspoon? I do work with Reese sometimes, and I love her.

She's so amazing. I just feel like at one point in my life, like somehow we'll cross paths and go. You will, I'm sure. Oh, we're supposed to be friends. She's a fantastic person. Who's, um, Garth Brooks' wife, Trisha Yearwood, obsessed. Oh my God, I'm so obsessed. Like, I didn't know until, like, my life was complete when Trisha Yearwood came into it.

I feel like she's just the biggest legend, but also her and Garth just seem like the most down-to-earth, humble pie, king and queen. Garth carries my bags. Say that again. Garth Brooks carries my bags. Yeah, he's like the sweetest, kindest. I've never seen somebody so in love with their wife. Wow. Yeah, and I've never seen somebody so in love with their husband.

Wow. Yeah. They're just like, yeah, you know what? I believe you until they break up like Sophia Vergara and her husband, love is dead. Oh, man. The love died? Yeah, the love died. Somebody killed the love, huh?

That's unfortunate. That is unfortunate. Yeah. It's, shit gets complicated. Who knows what happened. But I had you over today to eat popcorn, licorice, hang with the dogs, and watch the Bachelorette, which I don't think you watch. A show that I don't watch. Have you ever watched?

Yes, I have watched. And you know what's funny? When I do watch, I get sucked in. Which is in. So deep. You gasped at the end when they said coming up on the next six episode. Yeah. That was wild.

Well, that fucking Brayden, dude. Braiden. Earring's Magoo. Irons McGoo. You think he's hot? I think he can be hot. But then he's 24, so I'm like, ew. He's hot until he's not, and then he's really not.

And then he takes out the earrings, and I'm like, okay. And then he talks, and I'm like, oh, okay. And then he's 24, and I go, oh, no, no. Yeah, it's, I can get past the earrings, but I can't get past your birth date and your lack of self-awareness. Fair. So fair. Yeah. There's some really big news in Bachelor World. Well, now I'm invested, so tell me everything. I watch one episode. I'm like, really big news. What? There's a new daddy in town. What does that mean? Who is that?

Who's Gary? Jerry? Meet Jerry. Who is he? Meet Jerry. Okay. album his DMs have postage he gets the early bird special anytime he wants oh my god is this like shut up stop please stop please tell me that my mother could possibly go on no look at his do you see his pinky please stop he's Gary and I'm your first golden bachelor 71 years old

71 he looks 40 yeah he looks so great the golden bachelor hi i'm in i couldn't be more in truthfully this is gonna be the best thing that's happened to television a long time i love like just i love older romance well because nobody okay there's it's sad actually i'm gonna cry um so Those names? Is he widowed? Is it Jerry or Gary? It looks like Jerry. Jerry. Okay. Jerry Turner, he's 71 years old. Father of two was married to his high school sweetheart and she passed away in 2017 after spending 43 years together. Like, are you just not already rooting for him? Oh, I'm so invested in his life. I can't even handle it. I'm really invested already. I can't wait. I don't know what it's going to be like, but the fact that he's 71, I have craved. anything older than 24 on the show. Oh, my God. I know. I literally was thinking that when we were watching it. I was like, you haven't even lived life yet. What's happening? Yeah. Jerry, give them to me. Give it. Give it all to me. And the women. Oh. They're going to be like, there's nothing better than a divorcee or I don't like to say widow because that's the saddest thing I've ever heard. But like, shit happens when you get up to your 70s. They get it. They've lived. They know what they want. They're mature. They're also spicy because...

Oh, so, they don't give a shit. Did you hear that, like, the highest rated place that carries STDs is an old folks home? Please stop. Yep. Right now, that'll be me. Yeah. That'll be you. Just fuck me everybody.

Also, what's the age range? Do we know? I feel like did they really find a Jerry, like a geriatric Jerry? That's hilarious. But he doesn't look geriatric. He looks 40. 42. Have you talked to anyone?

your producers about this? I have questions. No, I haven't. What are the, what are the women like and what's the age range? They won't tell me. They don't spill it all on my podcast. Damn it. I know. Like, is it like 50 to 70 or like, are they all 40s, 50, 60s? No, I think it'll be 50 to 70. And I think they're going to be spicy. Diane, Barbara. I really want to know. Buckle your seats up. Maybe I can. Buckle your titty's in. Buckle those flappy titty in. Yes. Because you're in for a treat.

Yeah. Because Jerry, Gary, Gary's hot. I would like to see him without a shirt on. Is that weird? No. Why? No. I don't care what it looks like under there. I just feel like he's got a nice tan.

He's got his shit together. He's literally just living. Zaddy. He went through some shit. Yeah. And he's having his like last dope, sexy chapter. How fun. I know.

I hope they don't manipulate them like they do the other contestants. They can't. Like if my mom went on that shirt, freak out. These women have owned multiple homes and had multiple children and grandchildren. You can't pull a rug over these bitches. Oh, my God, is there going to be like a dramatic one, a villain? Oh, there's going to be a wine spritzer bitch that won't shut up, I'm sure, like an Aunt Terry. They're going to, oh, my God, an Aunt Terry drinking brandy, just stirring the pod.

Embarrassing everyone. She's a hoarder. Oh, my God. Oh, I already love her. A hoarder. Nancy. I can't wait to see who they cast. I know.

What is it out? Did they say? Stream on Hulu. It's out now? No, no, no, no. Oh, my God. No. I will be recapping that for sure.

Oh, my God, you have to. Let's go back to not so exciting, but this episode of, I mean, we're obsessed with charity always. Oh, she's. I wore my cranberry on cranberry in honor of the cranberry queen. Oh, that look, girl. Whoever did that glam, your shout out to your glam girls. Gina. Gina is.

Yeah, that eye was fire. Gina puts every look on her Instagram. Oh, she does? Thank you. Yeah. Taryn, as a fellow celebrity makeup artist, you could be friends. I would love that. I love new friends.

Yeah. She's amazing. And she's a badass. You'd love her, actually. I love badass women. So they're in Washington. They're in Washington. Washington.

There's 10 guys left. That's crazy. And the fits are fire. All the fits are fire. The men have incredible style. Incredible cabin wear. Cabin chic. Outdoor cabin chic.

Yeah. Tommy Hillfigure moments. They got the memo. Yeah, no, they totally did. Did you see Jesse Palmer? You said he was the hottest guy the whole season. Well, okay, hold on a second. First of all, I didn't know who he is.

I said, who's that? And you were like, that's the fucking host, you dummy. You ding it, thing. You dumb, dumb. No, you know. He is, yeah, he's like the hottest one. He's very cute. And then he did the Sasquatch thing, and then I changed my mind.

And then he went from a hard nine to a soft two. Yeah. His title was Bigfoot enthusiasm. You know how like some of them are like scientists, blah, blah, blah. Oh, my God. This was Bigfoot enthusiast. Well, he went to it from a nine to a two. That first date, you were like, no, it's a hell no for me.

You wouldn't go bungee jumping. No. What if you were the Bachelorette and they said? I would do something different. You can't. They plan the dates. They've got the camera crew there. They've got everything set up.

The people that work there know you're coming. I'm sure I would do it. You would do it. I would just do it. It would be like she cutely. cried, I would probably, like, violently throw up and sob, and then they would have to, like, push me off. And then I'd be, like, sick. Let's do it again. Just like they did it double-dub. Yeah. That's so funny, because I've always wanted to bungee jump. I'm not sure why. But it's one of those

things that they do in the show where it's like, oh, shock or they're going bungee jumping because somebody has a fear of heights. Yeah. I would rather bungee jump than, like, be in, like, a coffin or be buried for an hour. Ooh, I was in a coffin on one of my dates. no i was they had to all i was in ireland they had to have awake and um tell me what they wish they did while i was alive of hell no oh see that's where i go yeah no thank you i feel you on that i'm i'm i quit there's just gotta be you would have loved it hannah burner was on my show and she was like why do they do that you just have a fear she'd be like i have a fear of hard Dicks.

So do I. Seven and a half uncut. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, God. It's just so funny. I want to know the psychology is behind, like, these types of dates. What do you mean?

Like, the psychology of, oh, he's afraid of heights. Let's put him on a one-on-one. Let's see how scared he gets and let's see how they bond over it. Well, that's why. Because, like, when somebody is. is backed into a corner and they act like a crazy person, that's like when you really get to know somebody and then you form some kind of bond. Yeah. Right? That's it. Yeah. And good TV. All right. You guys know that I am a skincare expert I like to think over here. And I am so excited to

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promo code vine whether you're starting from scratch or filling in the gaps oak essentials gives you one less thing to worry about so treat yourself because you deserve it Yeah. He's great TV. I know. He's great TV. And watch him by the end of this have some like dope as well up where the earrings are out. The hair is better. And he walks down the beach is of paradise and he's the like hot commodity

and he has his comeback. Yeah. I love how he was like they don't even know her. Do they even know her favorite color? I'm like what are we in kindergarten? What's your favorite color? That's not knowing anybody. No, that doesn't. That's nothing. Dummy. I don't feel that for me. You know what? Braden, if you're listening,

I don't feel bad for making fun of your earrings. Me neither. Yeah. They look like fish hooks. It look like something you go fishing with. They do look like. I don't get it. Is he making a statement with the dangly?

I think he's just trying to be ironic. I talk about dangly earring Braden for way too long. Yeah, I think he's just trying to be ironic. Do less, remember? Do less. That was sort of the greatest. Tanner? Yeah.

Did Tanner say that? Yeah. Do less. That was the perfect thing because. it's a perfect chirp while also being like, hey, no, actually, like, do less. No, just like stop, dude. Yeah, because he's out there eating beets in the forest. With his shirt off and three degrees, three degrees Celsius.

I really like Tanner. I do too. Wait, did he get let go? No. Oh, okay. Oh, that was John. He said, let's have a good day and make sure that girl has the best day possible and has a smile on her face all day.

That was his goal. Braden's goal was to not wear a sweater outdoors because that's what men do. and eat beats out of the ground that definitely a producer gave them from Whole Foods. Yeah, but the Girl Scouts, though, are we not going to talk about that? It's a little ginger. I want to have them on my podcast. Oh, my God. That would be hilarious.

They were so sassy. They were so sassy. And she was, like, her look, even. I was like, I wouldn't mess with her enforced. No, absolutely not. They totally intimidated all those men. I think that's where Brayden took a turn for the left. Oh, yeah, what happened?

No, they were like, who would you eat if, I could be, I think I missed the conversation, but it was something where they all said Braden and I'm assuming they asked like who do you eat if you were left in a forest and there's only one of you to eat yeah but then they were asking what's your end goal and Braden was like to be content remember and we were like here oh yeah they're like what is your end goal with charity and everyone was like to get down on one knee or to be happily ever after and he's like I would like to be content yeah who even if you weren't on the bachelorette if your answer like hey what's your end goal in life I want to be content.

That sounds stupid. That's not even happy, bro. I always wonder, though, I'm like, because I've been on the show, I've been on the, you know, as many different sides of the show. And what I gather is those are child actors, which is genius because they can memorize lines. Yeah, they can put on the sats. They can, but I'm like, they're good. They're so good.

They are ready for hire. They'll be on euphoria in like two years. Put that on your resume, girls. So tell them to watch that episode. Season 20, episode four. Season 20? A bachelorette. There's 30 some seasons of Bachelor.

No. What? Total there's like 50 seasons. So it was The Bachelor first, right? Mm-hmm. And then when did 10 seasons later? They were like, oh, wait, we should do a girl? Yeah, because the world wasn't ready for a woman to date many men, just men to date many women.

And it was so controversial. And then Trista was the first Bachelorette, and she's still with her man. Yeah, and isn't, we went to Texas one year with her. And I did her pony. Oh, JoJo. Jojo, Jordan. Yeah. I did her pony.

I did her pony. Yes, I, back in my insecure days, I used to be so jealous because they did exactly what I wanted to happen. I was like, okay, we'll go through a rough patch. You know, it's so hard to come off the show. and then he'll repropose to me and then we'll be fine and then it didn't happen and then Sean and I broke up and then he re Jordan reproposed to Jojo and I was like but now I just love them so much and I'm like God that's fucking awesome yeah they're so happy and sweet and and it's um I want couples to work like that exactly yeah but jealousy you also want what's jealousy so

fucking weird jealousy's the most um useless feeling and worth like I'm not worthless. Well, yeah, worthless. It's the worst feeling because it's just trying to tell you something else. It's trying to tell you what you want. So you can either use it as. Yeah, something you feel like you're lacking in. Inspo or jealousy.

Yeah, exactly. But also, like, you should just want what's for you. That's, at least that's what I tell myself when I, like, start feeling bad about something or whatever. I'm like, but that's for them. Like, I can't want theirs. It's theirs. Yeah, I feel you.

Hannah Brown and I talked about this on the last podcast. Oh, cheers. One glass. Can you tell that we drank wine while watching The Bachelorette before? I'm drinking. That white wine will get you. Then we had the other one-on-one. Xavier, which we thought we saw, oh, no, because Charity said, what if, no, what did

does she say? Oh, he reminds me of my ex. Yeah, and he's like... And he was misunderstood. He's misunderstood and he's also dope. Dope. He's a biomechanical scientist. He is?

Yeah. Oh, right. Yeah. And his mom has MS and he's trying to take care of her. He's bless this man. Bless this man. Yeah. Yeah.

I really like them together. I love them together. It shocked me because I thought they were setting it up for him to be like a gas lady motherfucker because oh, he reminds her of his, her ex. no no but we're going to have to get into that i hope she gets tells us why i would love to know sometimes i want to switch your guys's names to balins instead of vinos but you know what my my vinos feeling a little stressy because if you are know that you're not alone first of all i feel you we all do at least sometimes but i have a little life hack for you you can beat stress

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did you see how they ate that red pepper jelly and I was like do you like spicy food It reminds me Jilly and Harris's joke. Do you know the difference between jelly and jam? No. I don't. You can't jelly your dick in my ass. Where's the merch?

Give it. Give it. You can't jelly your dick in my ass. Yeah. Also, eating while kissing, charity. No. You're cute, but no. Oh, they were eating and kissing?

Yeah. A little bit with the jelly. Oh, I was. wasn't even made attention. Oh, absolutely not. Also, I'm confused that the guys getting ready for the cocktail party. Why were they walking on a treadmill? Why were they walking on a treadmill?

I think they were just, I think they were just being, I don't know. There's a treadmill, let's walk on it in our suits. I don't know, dude. It wasn't even funny. I don't know. But I pointed something out to Terran that I wonder if other people notice. Why are there covers on the treadmill? And I said, because you can't even watch television.

That's so insane. And then I said, everybody needs to go on the Bachelorette so that they could take a break and do less or go to jail. Yeah, jail or Bachelor because you're not reading books, watching TV. You can't read a book? No. Oh, I'd be fucked. I read so many books.

Ooh, what are you reading? I was just on my, like, third time reading the subtle art of how not to give a fuck. Oh, it's great. And everything's fucked. Yeah. You don't like fantasies? No, I read, like, a lot of, like, self-help stuff. I listen. People are probably like, yeah, we know, Caitlin. I talk about this all the time. I listen to self-help books. I read fiction.

There's a book by Brianna Weiss. Weiss. Weiss. The Mountain is you. Did we talk about those? Probably because everyone, I'm starting to book club because of that book because I talk about it so much on this podcast. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm president and chairman. Okay. And I, I mean, that book, I need to listen to it again. I want you to talk about your thought of... Oh, and when I say I read, I mean, I listen. I can't read. I'm so dyslexic, I can't read. Oh, okay, fair enough.

I want you to talk about how the bachelor needs to have a curvy girl. Hold on, let me get ready for this one. I'm with you. Hi, dear ABC, listen. You guys need to have a curvy girl, a bachelorette. Guys would be obsessed. Guys would be obsessed. Women love a thick bitch.

men love a thick bitch in it and as a thick bitch I can tell you I have many suitors hot one right now yeah and you know what's funny I mean I could talk forever about what my life and my body is like but of course there are a lot of fatphobic men

and there is just like this is your type this isn't my type it doesn't matter Some men are into charity. Some men are into Stacey. Some men are into you. Like, it doesn't matter, right? But there are a lot of men that are, like, genuinely into their type is, like,

curvy women. Oh, absolutely. And I don't know why ABC isn't celebrating that. And, um... It's like, they're taking baby steps. They are. To just get somewhere, but you're like, give it the... I mean, they bypass the f*** out of it by doing a, uh, like,

senior citizen one which I love which we can't wait to watch yeah but like what are you doing I feel like it would be like one of their best seasons if they had like a thick

yeah nobody wants a woman to win like a thick girl to like find love everybody wants a thick girl to find love I would really love that there's a I feel like you would appreciate this and I signed a petition

there's a group called roses for everybody instead of roses for everybody, roses for everybody, and they are trying to start a petition to get all sizes, all shapes, color sizes on the show. It's really cool. Well, they should. Yeah, I know. They should. ABC. If I have a voice. I know, it would be, it's not like people are going to stop watching it. Oh my gosh, no. People, there'll be 40 people that stop watching it. Cool. I think it used to be fun to watch TV where it was like unachievable. I think that used to be like a fantasy

world like of unachievable like 0.001% of people but I think as society and everybody's like learned to like wait we've been brainwashed and we've been taught and that like we're all being fed this shit that gives us body dysmorphia 100% like yeah more people are craving just real humans well not to mention that um I I don't know the stats but I could tell you that that a percentage of women in America, a large percentage of them are plus size. Yeah. So. The genuine confusion in your face.

You're like, like, do something about it. I wonder if they will. I mean, I know you, you'll make money. Yeah, you're still going to get a paycheck. Yeah, you're like, oh my God. Everything's going to be okay. everything's going to be okay maybe even a little better and probably better yeah yeah i just like real

people yeah i just like i just like i like see the brand deals like honestly i think that's why um people are loving charity so much because she feels very comfortable in who she is yeah she feels very like she's smart putting it on for no i don't feel like she's acting i don't feel like she's like here for fame i i feel like a lot of people can see through that shit 100% on tv lately and she's the real deal. She is. She's the real deal. Yeah, Caitlin and I were talking about how we like really feel like she's going to, like, one of those guys. Yeah, like, it's going to work. It's going to work. I have a lot of faith in, and if she, if it doesn't, it's, it's because some crazy happens. Like it's, yeah. I don't know, that promo for the end looked wacky, doodle dandy. Oh, my God.

I'm so invested. I'm watching. How do I watch it on ABC? Yeah. I don't have normal cable. stream it on Hulu the next day. Oh, copy. Copy. Copy that. We knew. We called it, though, while we were watching the foreshadowing that was happening. We're like, oh, Braden's coming back.

And he did. And I was like, just a quick two-day-later apology. Yeah, let me take a quick nap. And then I'm going to, like, come back, insult a bunch of dudes. And then I'm just going to stare at you while you're kissing another man. You cool? Do we have enough time to dry clean my scarf? Okay.

And I'm just going to give you like a super weird apology. Is that cool? Okay, great. Yeah. That was so weird. It was really weird. And then I think he comes back again. I don't know, do you?

Stop. I don't know that promo made me think all sorts of things, but they always make me think all sorts of things. Oh, I don't know. Like, how? Why? Stop. From watching, from you watching one episode, who do you think she ends up with? Or at least top three.

Xavier. Yes, love. Or Aaron. Aaron B. We love. Maybe Tanner. And Joey. which one's Joey

the one who you said he's got the curly hair and then he had a beanie on Oh it's a bean on Oh okay so yeah Those are who I think is the final four is called Wait how many are there left right now Ten

Nine Nine I don't know I have a game for you Oh great Okay so when Charity and Michael did the same mating call It reminded me of the game mind melt

Have you heard of it? No Okay Have you ever Michael the one that was is gone yes okay uh where we each think of a word and then we go three two one and you try and say the word with me okay so like we just watch the bachelor okay now let's both think of one word don't say it out loud but on three two one we'll say it at the same time okay okay three

two one earrings okay now we go three to one and we try and get to the same word okay but you can't say the same word twice so we've already said braid in anyways three two one douche oh i was going to say scarf fuck i should say scarf yeah i know okay douche and scarf okay oh i know okay i have one too think about scarves think about douche ready okay three two one chabroni here okay jabroney and cashmere all right three oh wait so now we're trying to get the okay Three, two, one. Sean. Nailed it.

Every Sean on the fucking planet. Okay, since you're not a big Bachelor fan, I'm going to give you some trivia and we'll see what you know. I'm not going to fucking know anything. What year did the Bachelor first premiere? 2003. Stop. Close. 2002.

Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Great, I was... You know what's funny? I would have guessed 2003. That's what I thought. Yeah, because I was like, was I in high school? Was I in high school?

Okay, but I guess... Maybe people can play with us. You can pause and try and answer. Don't Google it. Oh, yeah. Okay, next one. What is the common phrase contestants say when they interrupt a conversation

with another contestant and the lead? Can I take a moment? Very close. Can I steal you for a second? Can I steal you? I actually, like, that makes sense. Okay. Okay.

What late night TV host has made several appearances on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, including a one-on-one with yours truly? Late Night TV host, Jimmy Fallon? Wrong Jimmy. Coney. Oh, Joe. Jimmy Kimmel? Yeah.

Oh, dope. Yeah. That's so cool. I'm going to show you after. Okay, great. I want to see it. Okay. What is the name of the first rose given out on the season?

This season? Every season. What is the name of the rose? Yeah. You're like Bob? Yeah. Stacey? Take a pause, guys.

Do you know this one? Yeah. The name of the first rose? I wouldn't know. Braden got it. He said it in this episode. He did. He said, we have the strongest connection here.

I got the blah, blah, blah, blah, rose. I wasn't paying attention to that fucking doucheer. First impression, Rose. First impression. Yeah. Okay. Okay. That makes sense.

I've heard that before. Yeah. Sorry, Brayden, I take that back. He's not listening. I know. I don't. Or maybe he is. It was a short-lived time for Brayden.

And I remember getting very invested in what everybody said about me when I was on like the first three weeks of us. He just couldn't hang. He just couldn't hang. He just couldn't hang. He's 24. He's going to look back on this and go. He disrespected all those bros. Wow.

I was rude to everybody. Yeah. And I couldn't hang. Maybe we give him a chance on off the vine. fine to tell his story. Oh yeah, we need to know. And if we still hate him after that, then we know he sucks. Okay. Because we don't hate him. We just go, you're a gibroni. Yeah. You're 24. You haven't figured it out.

Yeah, that's true. You can act like that. But you can because you're 24, but yeah. Let's just hope you grow up a little. Let's just take a knee and give him a couple years. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Maybe I'll have them on. Okay. Great. Last but not least, I heard you have a confession for me. Um, okay. One time I was seeing this guy. Okay. And I like to send him a lot of naughty.

Pictures. Content. Love it. I've seen your naughty content. It's good. I'm sure you have, honey. I'm one step away from having my own ownie fans. Yeah, you really should, actually.

I can't But I will You know I really can't do it But I will But I will And that's my confession Here it is You show it to the camera

I know here's a link So I was sending him A little naughty treat Through the DMs on the Instagram Oh no you sent it the wrong person Oh no I posted it on my fucking stories I remember For seven minutes

I remember. For seven minutes. And it was ass shot. It was my ass. Like whole. Whole. And what I don't know like the worst part about the situation because I had cousins see it. I had some of my friends husbands see it.

That's the worst. I had. Cousins? I had first. First. A couple people say get it girl. Oh. And I'm like.

I probably would have said that if I said. Wait. When have I ever posted anything like that? though. Yeah, but maybe you were going through something and you're just like, get a girl? It's on brand for my real life, but not for my like fake life. And then my friend

Angela immediately called me and said, I know you didn't mean to post that. Do you know that your asshole is on the internet? And I was like, oh my God. Oh my God. I was with you and my nip was out on my Instagram. You were. Yeah. You were. I feel like a nipple is just a little

less aggressive than an asshole. It definitely, especially my nip, because mine is so light and tiny and it wasn't my pierced one so it was like yikes it was like oh hey look at this she got a baby new boas like where like an asshole is like just oh my god i you showed me the photo though i didn't see it in real time but you showed me i was like grabbing my butt in a way yeah at least there's that that's like i always say if a nude leaks of me i know it's a good one oh i don't take bad nudes i don't take bad nudes either you don't you delete them if you don't like it you delete it Yeah, no, I've got a whole folder of a good, nice little situation.

But that was pretty embarrassing just to, like, just having, now I'm like so freaked out that my phone's accidentally going to like just post some shit. Same, but then I talked to Kelty Knight and we both agreed that we could really use a scandal. Oh, I mean, can I at least choose which one? Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoops. If anybody sees a nude leaked on my... Whoops.

Guilty. I didn't do it. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm not going to vote on me on the internet. I know. I just, like, so happened to, like, mute my dad from the stories that day. Oh.

Whoops. I mean, I think my mom saw it. Which, I don't care. My mom could see anything. Your mom would literally be like, that's my girl. Yeah, that's cute. She would be like, no, we were talking the other day, your mom and I, and you just, you know, your house that you just rebuilt and it's insane.

She was like, have you seen her pool? And I was like, yeah. And she goes, I don't know how I raised this creative genius. She goes, she did it all herself. And I was like, you are a bad bitch. I didn't do all of it myself. Well, you did a lot of it. Mary.

I did so much of it that I like, I love her. I know. She's everyone's mom. It's crazy. She literally, I'm like, you're texting all my best friends behind my back. I love her. It's so funny. Yeah.

I love her so much. I think she should be. Oh, my gosh. Miss Mary on the Golden Bachelor. Well, the thing is, it's too late because they've already cast. They're probably already filming. And she's still in the Fannie Fais. She is spicy.

Mary. And she just got out of a, she married my dad and then divorced him and then like two years later married somebody else. And then so she's been married like her whole life. So she's like. Oh, she's in her ho face Yeah, she's in her hoe face She doesn't want

She wants nothing to do with anyone She just wants to She's a part of a group of women And they're called the ladies at brunch And she just She travels and she works And she bought a house cash And she's just living her fucking life

Yeah, she's just living in Franklin too In Franklin she has a sexy house She's living her sexy life I'm like I hope she ends up with somebody one day But if she doesn't She doesn't need it She'll just

She doesn't care. I don't know if she cares. Yeah. First of all, Taryn. Yes, Caitlin. I just adore you. I adore you. I love how you beat up my face every time I need you.

Yes. But not only that, you're such a fun friend. And just like one of my solids here in Nashville. Yes, you are one of my solids too. One of my solids. And I love you. And thank you for joining me on the pod. I feel like watching that with you.

We just, we sat and we ate popcorn and we ate licorice and we had the dogs and we had blankies and we watched. And it was just so. fun. I know, and I don't even I didn't even know what I was missing. She doesn't even go here. But now I do. I just enrolled. Your TikTok, your Instagram,

you do a lot of makeup, skin stuff, where can people find you? I do. And I need to do more. Oh, you're so good. It's just hard. You know, it's fucking hard. On Instagram, I'm Taryn Feldman. On TikTok, I'm Taryn Feltman. Two ours. Two ours. Tearro. Tearro.

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