Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Bachelor Recap

Episode Date: January 16, 2020

Kaitlyn delivers all her takes on this week's episode of the Bachelor. This time, she's joined by Luke and Blaire (of the Blairette) and they come with all different levels of expertise in bachelor knowledge! They recount the cringy champagne moment and dissect the double-standard of confidence between men and women. They laugh about Pete's difficulty remembering all the girls from the first night. And of course, they debate all of their Hannah B. theories and wonder if Pilot Pete will seal the deal with more than one woman before fantasy suites... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Here's Caitlin. We have the one, the only. Oh, we're starting. I guess so. Okay. I mean. No better time than now The one

No better time than the present Which is right now Not the past where Peter's not anymore Peter's not in the past You know what? He was living in the moment with Hannah B And they were clearly in love And there's a lot of chemistry going on there

And then he said You know what? I had a really hard day I can't continue this date But give me two hours Two hours Two hours I'm gonna get over it real quick That's called resilience

That is resilient Peter is resilient. Yeah. I missed the key for that. Yeah. We'll do it again. Ready? Peter is resilient.

He really is. I mean, because he did it, you know? He was clearly in love, covered in sparkles. She was sitting on his lap. She was, they were almost making out. Yeah. I feel like she was wanting that. Do you feel like there's chemistry there?

For sure. Yeah. So was she wanting it or were they both wanting it? I think they both wanted it, but I think Peter knew he could, like, if Peter would have kissed her, it would have ruined his sole season, I think. Now, this is why I brought Nick on my season, okay? Everybody's shit on me for bringing Nick on. And I'm like, look, if I didn't, I would have been thinking about him the whole time because we weren't in love before. We didn't have this connection that Hannah and Peter had.

We didn't have sex four times in a windmill. We had only talked over the phone. Yeah. And we'd never met in person. So I was interested. Now, if I was in love and had those intimate moments and was like, man, I lost, it's hard to move on. It's hard to move on from. So I get that it's like she comes back into the picture.

There's clearly chemistry. They were in love. And now he's just supposed to move on. And this is why I brought Nick on so that you could see it through. I wish Hannah could have stayed. I know she had dancing with the stars to attend to, but like I wish she could have stayed so that we could see. You were breathing. Oh, was you breathing into the mind?

See, we have headphones on and Luke doesn't. First of all, I should say, Blair and Luke from the Blair at our podcasting with me tonight. We just watched the episode. So that's who's breathing into the microphone. That's okay. I mean, it's not. It's really not okay. But that's what we're here for to tell you.

So, yeah, it was just so interesting because it's like, it makes sense. You're what age? Peter's 26. Is he? He's my age? Yeah. Oh, I thought he was older. Maybe I'm lying.

You might be our age. I could be lying, but I'm pretty sure. And it's like, I could see that. You're living out all your true emotions on national television. So it's like, I get it. You're in love with somebody. They break your heart. You want to move on.

So you convince yourself that you're over it. Then they come back into your life. I get it. I get all of it. If she would have stayed away, I don't think he would have been like thinking about her. But I mean, he may have. You may have. But I think you would have been so, like, focused on the girls.

But, like, when your ex is literally standing in the room. Yeah. Of course you're going to talk about sex, too, in front of everyone. Right, right, that whole thing. Peter, she didn't forget me. This is what we did. Full times. The queen is here.

We had sex. Fultams. It's true. It's like, it's, I don't know, that's, that's got to be tough for everybody. And I saw somebody on Twitter said to me, why is Caitlin giving a Hannah a hard time? I'm like, well, I have done nothing but support. I'm like trying to see all. of everything here so no it's just you can't do anything right Caitlin you know that's true that's true

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a lot but I wasn't like wow that was such a good episode how many seasons have you watched like in general I watched since Emily Maynard's season okay because I knew a guy that was on it who uh Ryan Bowers I think he was my trainer for tennis he was like the one that wanted a trophy wife oh my gosh I don't remember and I loved her season Yeah. If I showed you, you'd probably remember him. Oh, okay. He was like the guy that, like, trained us for tennis.

I don't know if that's a good thing to lead in with. What? You know, one of the trophy white. Yeah, no, they painted him bad. Yeah, they painted him in a bad picture. And what's his name? Ryan. And Luke, you started watching end of Colton season.

Yeah. So you're a, you're a rookie. Yeah, I'm a complete room. He's a newbie. You're a newbie. Yeah. And Blair's been watching. Okay, so I've been watching since the beginning.

And I feel like every season I'm like, I say the same things every time I'm like I don't know about that first episode I don't know if that was good and then the second one I'm like boring and then it's like sixth episode and I'm like holy you're like is it Monday yeah I'm like this is good and then by the end I'm like how dare you yeah

no I mean I'm invested it's not like I'm not gonna watch it but I don't like there wasn't so many takeaways from this episode it was just all about like champagne you know champagne the takeaway was don't pop champagne if it's not yours well that and drink out of a bottle yes I think the main takeaway from

tonight was two things one don't drink from the champagne bottle because you don't know if that shit's been shaken you don't know if it's going to go all over your face or if it's just going to be a nice little bubbly moment in your mouth I don't know two

bubbly moment on your face two what happened at the end there was something that happened at the end oh oh I know the confidence don't fart oh yeah don't fart Janice Dickinson she says cough if you're cough if you're going to fart those are the two things I took away from this episode nah let it out I agree yeah that says a lot about people's confidence who else really stood out in this episode definitely not red convertible girl

literally he did like no idea who are you she's like the red convertible he's like oh Yes, you. But wait. He was like, that's why this is in my pocket. Yeah. I laugh so. We were all sitting watching this tonight. And she literally, fiery red hair and a fiery red convertible, he loved it at the time.

He loved it, night one. Do you drive her? Oh, yeah. They drove around. Come on, Peter. Come on, Peter. They really had a moment. Yeah.

And then tonight she's like, he didn't remember anything for night one. Was he wasted? I don't know because Victoria F was like, remember that funny joke? And he's like, yeah, ha ha, ha. What was it again? Like, I've been in his position and here's what I will say. Usually the producers will give you a little refresh before you go out there. Here's this girl.

This is what this happened. Because you're like, as soon as you hear that, you're like, of course I remember. And it is a light up. What? It is a lot night one. So like, how do you remember everybody's names and all these things and every, all their little gimmicks that they did? But the producers are there. Yeah.

So I'm like, don't play Peta? So what do you think Peter's thinking about when they're talking? Are you Lois Griffin? Yeah. Peta. Come on, Pete. I'm holding ice tape. You know what I'm saying, though, but like Peter has his mind set on Hanna.

Yes. So when these producers might be saying this, too, he's just like in La La Land dreaming of this glorious life. So he's like, she's like, yeah, I drove the red. like yeah the red can Hannah the red canvana be that's yeah you're right you know it could be his mind is somewhere else you know what that's a good point if i'm putting myself in his situation like your head over heels for this person that's a good point i bet he's comparing everybody to her 100% oh 100% right when you get out of a breakup that's what you do i feel like anyone else anyone you meet after that you're just like oh they're not as great oh they're not as great you know i appreciate peter being

honest with his feelings because when you go into this situation Chris Harrison said are you over what happened you got your heartbroken are you and he goes I wouldn't be here if I wasn't over after a long pause though remember long pause would you be here and then he's like I wouldn't be what is what is the bachelor supposed to say I wouldn't be and it's like of course he says that we would all say that because you would be of course of course you just wouldn't do that and you don't know there's a chance and you know so i'm really curious how he goes through this whole season because clearly he's thinking about her and i'm like part of me is like oh it's not fair be the bachelor be in the moment then another part of me is like god follow your heart are you still the heart

what's what it what is it uh uh uh uh uh uh uh something but yeah selina we get it um okay but let's talk about the other girls because I feel like people are tired of Hannah on their screen so you're right let's try to talk about the other ones like back to red convertible even back to that girl what was her name no we love Tammy Tammy Tammy I think is for sure the like the funny one on the season

yeah Tammy's a bro but like a cute bro they're not gonna like she's not gonna be the one at the end but she's gonna be there could she be the bachelorette she's paradise I think she's funny paradise material I don't know too much to where my gauge can tell you where she's going to be. I feel like she could have the runnings to be The Bachelor because she's cute and she's

lovable and she's funny and I feel like I feel like she would be a breath of fresh air in the Bachelor world. I don't know. I think we just need to spit and shit. It's episode two, Kailen, settle down. I was just going to say, I feel like we just need to see more of her because if she doesn't even form a connection and she's not there long enough, we won't really. You're right.

But she is there for comedic relief. She's got great one-liners. She's funny. Yeah. She seems pretty level-headed too. She also seems like she'd beat you up if you messed with her. Oh, yeah. She's a wrestler.

Yeah. You can't F with her. No. The fashion show. Yes. Okay, we've already talked about. Because what? We just had the rose ceremony, which, that girl, wearing the limited two dress.

I don't know. You're talking about the bright pink. What? The pink zebra sequence. Oh. you know what we didn't get a chance to know her so all we really saw was

the zebra print pink dress and you know what yeah it's true yeah but if we got to know her maybe we'd be like hell yeah that's so her we love it she's so you know like quirky who is that in the pink zebra and you know what maybe it was an inside joke

like that's true maybe she lost a bet maybe she sorry god it's okay Be nice, Blair. Again, empower women. No, you're allowed to empower women while also teasing and having fun. That's my main, as long as we're not being like, she's disgusting. I hate her and blah, blah, blah.

Like, we wish her well and we will do something about, she should have been on the revolve date. It's true. Yeah. The pink dress just reminds me kind of like when we got engaged in there was a bright pink. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the girl on the bridge doing a photo shoot. Not all about Ashley. I know, I'm sorry. Yes, it is.

Yeah, it is. Let's talk about it. We'll get to you guys at the end, okay? Settle that. Peter. Peter. Peter. The fashion show, yeah. No, I'm trying to remember. Well, the revolve itself, I feel like every girl walked in and was like, this is my future.

I died a little bit inside because I'm like, I keep getting older and they stay the same age. Like, it's just, oh, damn it. Like the rotation is not in my favor. Yeah. These girls keep coming on the show. They're in their young 20s. I feel like another question I had was how is the winner going to get all those clothes home? Oh, they'll ship it.

Did you see him out? They literally had Peter take all the clothes on his arms. Really? I didn't see that. Some good re-roll. Yeah, I totally miss that. It's so funny because I love Revolve. I obviously go on Revolved trips.

I've gone on a couple. Well, you know what? Let's just keep pumping your Instagram up here and we'll get you there. We'll get you there. But Revolve has such good clothing And the girl that was on tonight Who is the founder of Revolve She was on with Janice Dickinson

And what's other guy's name? I always forget Is it Chris Carla? I don't know why I keep saying that Chase Chris? No Something Criesley? Chris Chris Chris?

No What is it? Cringeworthy? Cringeworthy That's like somebody really famous Yeah No, I can't remember his name He was on one of my planes once

And then he stayed at the same hotel as me And I googled him And I still don't remember his name I always forget his name, but I know him. He was on one of our shows. He was on Nashville squares. What was his name? I don't know.

Anyways, the Revolve crew, I was like, yeah. And then I just was like, oh my gosh, I didn't even know what Revolve was when I was on the show. Every time I watch, I just feel so old. I guess I am a little. I'm getting to the point where I'm getting to be older. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Like, I feel like I used to always watch the show and they were like all older. and now there's some that are younger than me.

And I'm like, hmm, wow. So this is how it feels. It's like, I love it and I hate it because I'm like, I wouldn't want to go back in time and I wouldn't want to be in my early 20s again and be, you know, going through all of this. Yeah. But at the same time, I'm like, dang, time moves so fast. How old were you when you were on the show? 29, which is older.

Yeah. Yeah. But we had an older season because I think Chris's souls was older. Oh. See, yeah, I guess that makes sense if Peter's only what, 20. But then I was 30 and all the guys I had were right around my age, like a year or two younger. Yeah. I was just a coutown.

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was so, like, deep and, like, all of her conversation, she, like, didn't say much. I was sad. I wanted to see more of him. Yeah, same. Yeah, same. I feel, because we all know, or do we, about her little Twitter gate, you know, she unfortunately, and who knows what the truth is, but I mean, there's a lot of evidence that shows that Madison was on her Instagram and could maybe have created a fake Madison fan page and forgot to log out of her own and commented on her own saying, you're so beautiful and genuine and really awkward and you know she covered it up well and who knows what the truth is yeah but that whole thing you're like did the producers see all that and then go yeah well she lost her good at it and then now they're going to turn to make her look like an idiot that was pretty quick though no I really do like Madison I do too I think she she's my probably my top right now because I just feel like we haven't seen enough of look girls there's no only one on one there's no one

on the season I don't like Wait, what? There's no one, not one girl. Yeah, I mean, do girls annoy me? Oh, but you don't. Okay, but there's not one that I'm like, you're an awful person. Yeah.

Not one yet. No, that's true. I'm just interested to see how. I think there's not one that I do. There's not like a villain that stands out to me yet. Yes, but then there's also like nobody that I'm like, yep, her, she's my favorite. Hannah B.

Hanna B. No. Hanna B, I'm like, yep. her, she's the winner. She's coming in hot. You know what I mean? They haven't showed us enough of the girls yet. It's just all been like very surface level.

Yeah. I'm ready to get deep. But question. If she wasn't on Dancing with the Stars, do you think she would have been on the show? No. Because I don't think she'd go back. Yeah, I think it's, um, Ashley, I said this. I think it's an ego thing.

And I don't mean just for her. I mean for a lot of people who have been in the lead position to go back into that. You know too much and you like. I would never be a contestant after being the blur out. yeah so a lot of people were like yeah so a lot of people are like well why doesn't she just go on if she loves them so much it's like no you can't and nobody would like her it would literally be miserable for her it's a pride thing and it's also like why would you ever do that to yourself like you know too much you'd you'd overthink everything you do already but to know behind the scene stuff and you wouldn't trust anybody and I'm like maybe they're just seen what happens through the season but then I'm like Hannah is very strong-willed and opinionated and like you know she fights for her rights to party but i'm like she can't watch the season back watch him fall in love with these women and then take them i don't know what's going to happen yeah we'll be right back with more off the vine grape therapy

this is off the vine grape therapy all right so back to the fashion show let's see what Hannah Ann wore the wedding dress. Bold. Hannah Ann did? Yeah. Gosh, my memory is. Hannah Ann's the short brown hair. Oh, yeah.

Peter got a lot of stuff thrown at him tonight. He did. Yeah, and a lot of winks. A lot of winks. Every girl winked. And then threw a garment. And he's like, every time he's like, oh, the wink. It's like this again.

Every single girl, wink, blow a kiss, throw a garment. Yeah. Yeah. They were like told to do that. It's so funny. But yeah, I get bold. I respect the. bold bride dress i do too yeah i liked it it was pretty because you're kind of like you know

she had the confidence at that point where she was like i know he's into me yeah i know you're not gonna look at me and go you're a vision and white yeah i i do yeah i do yeah as long as hannah doesn't say she does do but us oh us we're funny laughing he's laughing at us i thought you saw something But yeah, that was, I, yeah, overall, I wasn't like, whoa, crazy episode, but it's episode two. But it's episode two. Like the, oh, we haven't, did we talk about, we haven't really talked about the champagne. Like we mentioned it, but we haven't gone into detail. I mean, I think enough people on the internet, I would love, just go do hashtag the Bachelor on Twitter.

I would look at all the names. I'm so impressed with the people that come with those memes so fast. Wait, same. I was telling you guys earlier. I'm like, I always think I'm funny until that stuff happens. And I'm like, why didn't I think of that? Why was an eye on top of that? Okay, let's try and read just a couple.

Like, if I Google or if I search, Google. Oh, my God, am I old? Just go to Twitter. Okay, look it. I just went to Twitter. The first thing comes up. The Bachelor's champagne gate goes from bad to worse for poor Kelsey. Oh, okay.

Like, that's going to be a gift forever. So now I want to see. And it's just unfortunate because it's a very sexual gift that people can use forever. I feel like when it's sexually based, people just ride that train forever. I'm trying to find like so many good guests. Oh, it's about to get real

on the Bachelor of champagne pot. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. Okay, well, one was when he's six foot eight, uh, oh, what did I say?

When he's six foot eight. He's got a good job. He's got a good job and he's a gentleman and then he had the giff of the thing just exploding on her face. Ew, that's gross.

Hey, you didn't make it up, but it's funny. It's hilarious. If you just, basically if you go, on Twitter. You'll see all the best gifts.

Oh my gosh. People are like rooting for Hannah B to be the next Bachelorette again. Would you watch? Well, of course we all. That's true. It doesn't matter who it is. Every season they announce the Bachelor and it's like, I'm not watching. I never say that.

But other people, they're like, I'm not watching this season. Night one. They're like, here we go. Yeah. All the time. Yeah. I would watch it if it was like. My favorite is when people tweet or like at producing.

are Chris Harrison. They're like, I'm out this season. I don't like this person. They're like, cool, we'll be fine. We're going to do just fine. But it is interesting because you're like, the internet, if you look at the internet, the internet wants Hannah-Bee to be happy, Bachelor would be smart to pick her again to be the bachelorette because people would tune in.

That's true, unless she ends up with Peter. I think if there's not a clear favorite from this season, they could they would totally go back to her yeah I don't know so soon right away or course probably right away it's just so hard I'm saying if there's not somebody from Peter's season that's like oh yep this girl when you have gone through what you've gone through as a bachelorette and she went through some really hard times could you go back and believe in true love coming from that again or would you go back and question it all over again because now you're trust and you're like who you pick and who's

coming on the show especially in this time you're like what are you here for how do you go back as a lead and do that whole thing again when it's the most i can't even describe how hard it is yeah she went through a rough time to do that again to put herself in that position again when it's like you'll be fine in the real world you'll be you're gonna find love you're of your people love you're going to find love you don't need to go back on the bachelor to find it would it do well for ratings probably probably probably you know um sorry so some people this is really exciting so we have this new thing where people can call in yes and leave a little voicemail luke called it Luke called in for a good

test now you might have gotten lost in the oh wait no here it is it's your boy that was that was your test that was your test check one two one two so people can now call in which is so great because I love involving the listeners and say what's on their mind and we can have an opinion. Yeah. So let's listen to, you know, some of them. I don't know what's going to happen here. So this is, we hate you guys. Yeah, this is really risky.

Ready? Ready. Okay. Hi, Caitlin. Okay, so two things. I messaged you, but I just wanted to say this again, ask you again what your thoughts are on the, supposed or the words that

he had closure with Hannah B and I just didn't see it I was like is that it that was the end of their conversation and then also I was wondering

like via the trailer for just the upcoming season the voice that said they had sex in the hot tub A who do you think that is because I was trying to decipher and B do you think that was before

overnight? Because I'm wondering. But anyway, can't wait till we tell us to your guys' podcast. Okay, bye. Wait. Huh? So, okay, I get what she's saying.

Okay. I feel you, girl. Okay. Okay. Which I also, I don't know if it's because we were having little banter back and forth while we watched.

What question are we on? But I'm about to say it. But Peter and Haley. Hannah, their conversation, like, how did it end? Did she, did he say like, I, yeah, that was confusing. Like, that's what she's saying. Like, did, that's what she's saying. Like, did their conversation have closure? No.

Which makes me believe they're setting us up for something. I don't know. Like, yeah, like, it didn't show like, I'm going to move on. I, like, I need to move on without you. Yeah, there's no closure that. No, she didn't say, you know what, I'm going to go do this. And he's like, well, I'm going to do this. Okay.

It was basically like it left. I feel like she, like, jumped on his lab, got some glitter on him, and then it was like the next scene. You're right. Yeah. Interesting. So I guess we didn't see the whole conversation. Yeah.

Which again makes me be like, what the heck is going to happen at the end? Yeah. That's Caitlin has a theory that Hannah's coming back. She is for sure. Or not coming back necessarily, but that's what Chris is going to say. Well, I feel like I got this theory from Ashley I. She's very, Ashley is very intelligent. especially in the bachelor world where I'm like she she's right she knows I don't know

nobody knows spoilers so it's not like we know something it be like what else could it be like what else I did see one other theory because of all the Victoria stuff that's circulating about like her and like ending relationships yeah like if the producers found that out and then that was what Chris told him like we just found this out but I don't know if I see her going all the way I don't know. I don't know. Why does she's the one in the hot time? Oh, yeah, that was the next question. Oh, yeah, the next question.

I have no idea. I actually don't think I heard that comment. I didn't either. I mean, I think it's very clear that somebody, that he has sex with somebody. Well, duh. Is that so shocking to everybody? He had sex with Hannah four times and his mom was raising the roof to it and everybody was happy. Now he goes on his own season.

They're like, oh, he had sex in a hot tub? I think it's going to be way, I think it's going to be multiple girls that he's going to sleep with the forefant fantasy sweets. Well, I mean, he even said in the cut, yeah, that's like that's what he needs to find out in a relationship. Yeah, you have to, you always have to pay attention to the little snippets, snippets, you know, where he says sex is important to him in a relationship. Great. So he's going to have sex with more than one woman. Great. But the part is, I'm clearly all for that.

But the hardest part is after. it's like okay but how's everybody else going to react to that and that's what you're going to have to think of because I get to each their own when like when said girl out of girls is going to have sex with them like are they thinking like wow I'm so special I'm the only one right and then it's going to come or is he going to be honest

with them and be like look I'm going to have sex with everybody in the fantasy suite because or everybody on the group date and then that's on them for being like okay that's okay with me you know that's to whatever it's the bachelor it's the bachelorette you're dating multiple women you're meeting multiple women's family at what point is where's the line of sex is that the line of like what's too far you're meeting more than one person's family you're having overnight dates you're dating and kissing all these women why is sex too far he's just the only one that's like being very open and vocal about yeah like i'm sure many bachelors in the past have done that yeah and he's just the one actually saying it like peter fan I like it.

Yeah, I like Peter, too. Yeah, I respect it too. I think Peter's a Ben Higgins with some, with some, uh, he said that a little, it was a little edge edge, edge. A little edgy. He's a combination of Nick and Ben. Mm-hmm. He looks and personality.

He looks like Nick tonight. Yeah, he did. I don't know if it was like the scruff, but he definitely did. He did. All right, who doesn't want to find the best brands in all lifestyle categories combined with fast free one-day shipping, free returns, and 24-7 customer care? I can answer that for you, you guys, no one. But you shouldn't have to scroll through hundreds of products or read reviews trying to spot fake ones in order to get one day shipping.

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Exclusions apply. Okay, let's listen to this one. calling about the Bachelor episode tonight. Kinsey from Dallas, Texas. At Kinsey the Leany, if you tag people. My question is, who that's a nicer champagne? I feel like that's a really relevant question.

So, yeah, we know what brand Kelsey's was, but what brand was the other one? Did they go super cheap or super expensive, Bachelor? Tell me how much you spend on your champagne. That's funny. Wait, okay, I do have questions. I think I know where we're going with that. What's my question?

I think you're going to ask, did they actually switch the bottles to where hers was in the gazebo? Yeah. Did they? You never know. You never know. Well, because it was like as soon as she saw the bottle of champagne, it was almost like she was completely like, oh, I'm an idiot. That's my champagne. You know?

Yeah, they did. They totally switched it. Yeah. So she thought that she popped her champagne, but they really just popped another. It was the, D-Moymore. It was the Des Moines Desmonday 2018

Desmondet It was a You drank my Desmondais Yeah It was a fancy champagne Yeah I don't know Anything about champagne

I drink like the $5 champagne You're like I like baby duck Sure That's maybe that's Perseco Oh I love prosceco Yeah I do like Perceco

Pella hi guys um so i just talking about the episode tonight um i feel like i got no closure at all um with the hand of peter's situation um one second they look like they're gonna fall and make out there's all this special attention part of me just wants them to leave and get out of there and then the show's over i want to be that mad um but then another part of me is wondering what the hell's going on um and then they just cut to peter saying you can't do this and then they just cut to peter saying you can't do this and then they leave. That's all we got to see. I don't know if you'll see anything else or hear about anything else, but I am just super confused and definitely want to hear about Blair Luke and Caitlin's opinion on all of this because it's crazy. And I don't know if I'm ready to see Peter with all these other ladies until I know what happened. And it's like after seeing all that vulnerability and sexual tension, it was beautiful, but I'm just confused and I don't know how I feel. But that's all I have to say. Help you guys have a great day. My

name is Blena. I'm from Detroit, Michigan, and love you one. Thank you. Bye. Well, what a sweetie. It's so funny because it's like, it depends on who the person is. Man, if someone else came and did this, people would be angry. If someone, you know, like, it just depends. It's so funny to me. People love Hannah. People love Hannah. And Peter. Yeah, they love them together. I mean, they do, their chemistry is like, the Bachelor producers are like, no, because. Because they need to have a say, what is Peter going to just quit the show? He probably wanted to. I did see a tweet and he was like, all right, why doesn't Peter just leave with Hannah and we'll bring Tyler in to be the bachelor this season?

I was like, ooh, wouldn't hate that. Oh, yeah, great switching. Oh, wow Peter, but Tyler is throwing in with all the girls. Golly. I love him on my screen every week. Wait, that is so. Let's try and call Tyler quickly. Okay.

He's probably going to be like, no, because then he'll be like, Caitlin, I have to ask producers if you can put that on and blah, blah, blah. Let's just send him a voice note. Let's send him a voice note. I'd be all about that. Huge, huge, Tyler, for you. Could you imagine,

wait, that's a really great idea. Somebody said that on Twitter? Yeah, I saw it somewhere. Okay, message. Okay, Tyler, we're podcasting right now,

so I don't know if your contract will even let you do this, but you seem to do a lot of other things. So let's hope for the best here. If Peter walked away with Hannah, and they asked you to come in as the bachelor, at this point not saying they would

and not say just metaphorically speaking would you do it yes or no check yes or no hypothetically speaking respond quickly because we're podcasting

goodbye okay okay okay okay said it okay okay let's see because it's true it's like

that was a really weird ending for that relationship and so many people see the chemistry there so it's like what the heck I mean, even when they were both at her after the final rose. Like, their chemistry was, like, unreal.

And I was like, oh, my gosh, she's going to get back with him. And then she asked Peter on, or Tyler, on the date. Just going to back the last season, I think Canada made some weird decisions throughout that whole season. Yeah. It wasn't kind of, like, iffy on a lot of her decisions. Hannah was? And, again, that's what my thought was. But, again, I don't know what it's like, again, being on set and having all that stuff going on at the same time.

But also, while I was watching. her season. I wanted her to ask Tyler on a date. Oh. Not Peter. At the finale, yeah, I wanted her and Tyler to be together. But seeing her and Peter, they're just so cute. They're cute. We'll be right back with more off the vine.

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One, you know that a producer put out a bottle of champagne for Hannah-Anne and looked like, oh, my God, we put a little set up of champagne. It's going to be super cute, and it's going to be right over there for you. That was totally on purpose by a producer, for sure, to just cause a little drama. And also, I wanted to say that I have a really good concession that I really wanted to tell you when I met you in Portland about throwing up on a friend at the biggest football game of the year at my university. Okay, yeah, they totally set it up with champagne, but... Which, that was something I said.

Like, Kelsey, have you not watched the show? Could you not figure that out being there? In her name Kelsey? Yeah. Yeah. Like, I feel like if another girl opened my champagne, I would be like, wow, these producers suck. I wouldn't be like, that girl.

Especially if she's like, I didn't know. You liar, you did know. Like, she probably didn't. or were they feeding her that she did do it on purpose? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, yeah, a producer could have been like, she told us she didn't like you and wanted to do this.

You know? People now with all these podcasts and social media and Instagram stories and all these people who are out of their contracts are like, oh, well, producers do this. Oh, well, this is set up. Like, everybody has a voice now where now the viewers are like starting to think about that thing. Yeah.

Where they overthink, where they're like, everybody set this up. And what's real? And everybody's still watching, which is great. But now everyone starts to like... Like gets how it works. Totally. How long is you, do you have a contract for?

Depends who you are. Jason, still under contract. Are you? No. Yeah, so that's what I mean. Like, but how long does a contract use of that? Question for you. And this is going to be very controversial.

For me? Well, for everyone. Oh. What do I do with the ring? Oh. I still have the ring. you give it to me he didn't i'll sell it and help pay for our wedding he clearly didn't buy it it was given to us by a bc it's not like i want to break it down and make a memory out of it

and where it is jewelry of course and donate of course i would love to donate but where do i even go to well i'll get you help in lots of ways but what you know like what would you do in my situation do you go to a jeweler do i have a guy well no like would you go to That's what I'm asking. Would you go to a jeweler? Would you go to a pond? Like, you wouldn't go to a pond. They wouldn't give you a dilly spot. That's what you want out of it.

Well, see, I'm like, what if I did a huge? Well, what if I did like an auction? Yeah, where half of it goes to like a charity that means a lot to me or something. But then I'm like, am I greedy for taking the other half? I don't know. You went through a lot if you think about it. I like him. It is your ring.

Me too. You know what I'm saying? You went through a lot. you like but so did he and he gets jipped on the ring yeah exactly i mean he wasn't the lead no i'm just kidding it's all how you look at it but it is but it's like ah i just don't know what to do do about that situation just speaking of concrete do what you want to do and don't tell people because no matter what you do someone's gonna have an opinion you're right so just so do i keep it quiet and just sell it under the you know well but you can still donate back door it just don't like

tell people because if you're like oh, I donated to this, then they might be like, you should have donated to that, you know? Do what your heart is telling you. My heart is to give you heart. We got you. Okay, but this is the thing. I saw somebody said like,

oh, I hate when people like, you know, give back on social media because they're just trying to like, you know, pump their own tires kind of thing. That's why I said. Just do it secretly. Don't tell you on what you did. Why would I not use my platform

to bring awareness to certain charities or certain situations? For Bunny's Bunny, Bunny. Yeah. People are just not going to be happy no matter of that. You're right. I guess we determined that at the beginning. It's unfortunate.

You're right, you're right. Speaking of Bunny's buddies. We want to get a dog. Yeah, but I saw one that's similar called Road Dogs, I think, and they sell French. Or not sell. You can adopt French. Yeah, they're like rescued from China and they're so cute. See, adopt don't shop.

I know. And you guys could do that. We probably would wait until we're married, though. Like living together. Well, that's fine. That's happening soon. I know. Literally around the corner.

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Madison, obviously, he met the family. He got her that cute little gift. Victoria Pee. He also seems like he has special interest in her, and she's super, super sweet and then i think kelly because she has that super big advantage of them eating already tell me your thoughts i want to know also i love the show bye oh sweetie pie wait do we think peter and kelly hooked up yes you do have a good feeling i just do well he was on a podcast and he said they didn't of course he's going to say they didn't that's true that's true

Because he said, oh, we picked up. There's a spark right where we left off. And he actually does seem like he has feelings for her. And I'm like, are you talking about like, did they hook up before the show? Yeah. Yeah, when they met. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think so, too.

Yeah. Answer remains, yeah. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Did you mean this? Yes, Joe, yes. I definitely think, like, right when she came on, my understanding was like, oh, it was like, hi, I'm Kelly. hi and Peter that was it but like definitely they talked they danced like they they had a sparky spark is this Tyler look at the gift he sent me back nope not today

oh wait or is he saying no he wouldn't oh I thought he's saying wait this could be taken in many different ways I thought he's saying no he can't say anything okay so here's my question okay Tyler we're podcasting right now so I don't know if your contract will even let you do this but you seem to do a lot of other things so let's hope for the best here uh if peter walked away with hannah and they asked you to come in as the bachelor at this point not saying they would and not just metaphorically speaking would you do it yes or no he's he's not empathetically speaking respond quickly because we're podcast you give up so he did he sent back a gif of just a man shaking his head no now does that

mean I think no I can't answer or does it mean no I wouldn't do it I think he means no he wouldn't do it he's dating so many like hotties he's fine you're right you're right he's fine and that's what I mean Hannah would be fine too she can't go back and be the bachelorette although we would all love it she can't because she knows too much and she'd be she's fine yeah could be more than Fine. Agreed. Agreed. Okay, let's answer maybe one more.

Okay. Hi, my name is Brooke. I'm a nurse from Arlington, Virginia. I just wanted to say that I love this episode. I think Peter's doing a great job. I loved Kelsey and how sassy and real she is. She was just saying what everyone else thought. Oh.

And honestly, I would react the same way if I've been feeding a champagne bottle for a year, and I found out somebody else popped it. that's important and champagne is fructless especially when you're saving it for a perfect occasion so I agree with her unpopular opinion love you guys love you guys love you too I totally get look when you're in that situation yeah and your your emotions talking about it all night like she was ready and excited all emotions are running high you're just in the same state where nobody can relate to this means everything to you

okay you get one little alcohol in a system as well you get one moment with the bachelor the bachelorette and you want to make it so special and so memorable and you have this built up emotion like he's my person and then somebody goes and literally yep oh good one

great timing Luke literally puts a pin in your balloon and pops it and you're like that is everything I've been looking forward to you're in the mansion at this point for a week by yourself no family no friends no internet no nobody to ground you just you and your bottle of god damn champagne from des mona and and you're literally just waiting for that moment somebody else pops it and you're already a little tipsy and you just i get it yeah i get it kelsey and you know what i just

wish i feel like it didn't look good for her with peter no of course not but did did it not look for good for her with Peter to us on TV and did he see more and then he's like that's why he picked I don't know I guess it was just like he was like trying to help like comfort her and she didn't even want to talk to him yeah like okay yeah that was her chance like she should have used that to her advantage and been like I'm just really upset and like maybe she did him and maybe she did and maybe they edited that out we never know that's true that's true this is why we always have I will always be the devil's advocate for the show and I will always be the devil's advocate for the show and I will always give people the benefit of the doubt

because I'm like, you know what? Kelsey is killing it on Twitter right now. Gifts for days. Her gift will live on it forever. It's perfect. It's monumental. She is an icon of our generation. My thing is, where does the champagne,

did they go into detail as to why the champagne, like what made her, I don't know the backstory of the champagne and say, I'm going to save this. Yeah, I don't feel like we knew enough. about the backstory of the champagne like oh wait no no no it was her birthday she got a bottle of champagne for her birthday from who somebody who likes her okay great was it from an ex-boyfriend that'd be even better i don't know see these are the things we need to know but i mean also could it could have been

from a loved one who's passed and it could be so much more than what we even know that's true but then that comes back down to why this moment what do you mean like why in this moment what why don't you like wait to a little bit more I mean I guess it's a big because you only have you're right you're right I'm it's a small window it's a small window it's a small window why didn't you shop why didn't you pop a bottle of champagne on our day yeah do I not mean enough yeah oh just kidding this is where we sign out and now our great day pre-marital counseling session has begun a little little way to wrap up uh this podcast and let's go back to the fact that blare was the blaret picked luke you're now engaged to be married. Four and like a half months. Four and a half months.

No, it's like five months. I don't know what dated. How far along are we in the planning? Pretty far. Pretty far. Wow. With a venue, we have like the food, DJ, photographer, videographer. How involved is Luke in the process?

Pretty involved. I love that. I mean, he pretty much says, I like what you like, but I'll show him and be like, do you like this or this? And he's like, that one. My big things that I cared about was my suit, what color I was going to wear, a cereal bar. A cereal bar? Oh, a cereal bar?

Yeah. Like, you need to have people that can. Oh, my God, amazing. It's just going to be like a DIY, like, you know, like the little cereal container. Are you going to have options for milk or are you? Oh, yeah. No, I thought about that. Okay, great.

Oh, I thought. Great, because I'm a big oat milk gal. Okay, we'll throw in there. Do you drink soy? Yep. Soy, almond, oat. Yeah, we were going to do, like, regular and almond. Okay, great.

Yeah, perfect. I know. We think. Yeah, we think of that. You know what? We have friends that don't drink cold milk. That's great. I love that you're thinking about other people in this precious time of yours.

Yeah. And then DJ was his third thing. Honestly, that's all we care about. We're like, yeah, it's a special moment. We're really excited. But, like, we want everyone to have a great time. I want people to leave. People aren't going to leave and be like, wow, those green beans were phenomenal.

Right. They're going to leave and be like, that was the best. That's cereal bar. party or that but like have fun on the dance form and be like that was so much fun yeah that's what we like that i heard some advice that i always like to pass on to other brides that if you want people to have fun at your wedding then you have to be a fun bride oh i'm gonna be such a fun bride i believe that no i believe that so far no bradzilla came out at all so i can't even imagine you being a bride zilla no way so far you have your dress i'll show you look can't see it but it's

Beautiful. Oh my gosh. Are you going to wear a do? So I think what I wanted to... Don't lie to me. You don't have to... No, what I've thought about is... Your garter!

Can we make your garter a dew? Yes. Oh, I can't wait for that. That's not what I thought about, but that's even better. I was going to have, like, the bridesmaids tie, or wrap us do around their, like, bouquet or something. Oh, that's cute, too. Yeah, but no, my garter should be a do. Yes, we'll make it for you.

Okay. Okay. Thank you. Okay. That's so cute. Can't wait to bite that. thing on. Yeah, you got a red thing. Yeah, I told him, I was like, you have to, I was about to tell him, like, because I had gone to a wedding and I was like, when you do the garter thing, like, you either have to go like full in or it's just like weird for everyone. Yeah. And then as soon as I was like in the middle of saying this, I was like, who am I kidding? He's going to be like the guy that he's going to be like grinding on me and I'm going to be like, stop it. My grandma's right there. And grinding on that dude. Grinding on that dude. Yeah. I'm swerving on it. Serving on that dude. Yeah, I don't know that song.

But anyways, Beyonce? Sorry. Yeah, if you heard it, you know it. I woke up like this. Oh, Drunken Love, I know that. Yeah. But anyways, yeah, he's going to... We're going to be a fun bride and groom.

Yeah, you are. And we're going to go to our honeymoon and just, you know. Do it. Do it. I only said that because I was just saying, do, do, do, do, do. Oh, my gosh, you have to do it with a do in your hair. Okay, Caitlin, that's enough. It's enough.

For sure. And your session is in there. I'm in there like swimwear He's like, yeah, let's do it Oh my gosh Can we make you No, I'm not going there Caitlin

Say it! A dew condom Ew He went there Well, you told me to I was going to end it right there I didn't know where you were going We're using projection

We're not having babies for five years At least Good luck with that What? I predict three No Don't put that you Don't my biggest fears

to have get pregnant with twins on my honeymoon that's my dream but I'm also 34 my dream is to literally get pregnant with twins on my honeymoon do it not me okay I'll take that jujuice I'll take in all that energy here's over there please give me twins on my honeymoon okay I feel it I got good I feel good vibe okay we do um well thank you guys for podcasting with me and I'm so excited for your upcoming um nuptials so we call it y'all's y'all's and um we'll have to do this get through the season we'll do another recap okay i was just going to say i have an idea for what you should wear okay go do you know did you watch sex in the city no oh well she like wears this basically what's her name sarah jesska parker carry i know that yeah so she's like a groomsman in a wedding

She wears this bomb like Pants suit But it looks like a Like a tux But it's like girly and so cute And I was like ooh Oh I'm so into wearing a bomb ass girly pants suit

Yeah right I knew you would be Yes What color do you want me to wear Whatever I don't know Do you want to be classic and black Or color scheme

Yeah tell us your color scheme Is He's wearing burgundy Ron And the girls are wearing blush Ooh, I love. Okay, so then I won't wear those two colors. We're trying to be in the party.

I think black would be classic. Okay, I'm going to wear a classic black tuxedo girly pantsuit. Yes. It's going to look so good. Yes. Yes. All right, everybody. Well, thanks for tuning in.

I hope you guys liked our recap. And we'll be back next week. Is that my new spin-off or is that my new tagline? We'll be back next. And we'll be back next week. Bye. Tuddles. See you.

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