Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Bachelorette Recap

Episode Date: November 12, 2020

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Podcast One presents Off the Vine, Great Therapy. Caitlin Bristow's going to answer your question. drink to your confessions and hear what you have to say about anything bachelor let's shake it up some more here's kaitland welcome to great therapy i'm your host katlin bristow along with my co-host today mr jason tartic tartic i hope uncle tardick we are back baby we haven't done a recap since night one and boy does that seem like a long time ago but that's the thing it's episode five but it felt like episode one because it's new bachelorette and a whopping four new guys we hit reset and then also we talk about dale and claire our predictions on their future we

we break down each of the guys and pick who we think will be in the top four who we like who we'd most likely to have beer with who's the most important player of the season who the MVP is we get in the weeds yep and we just we left this episode feeling hopeful for bachelor nation love again exactly and if you don't feel like hearing anything bachelorette related what i will tell you is you want to listen if you do or do not know what a hung titty is.

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My timeline's all sorts of I just can't figure it out. I mean the whole Claire thing, right? I was like, was that five days, three days, two days? I don't even know what's going on. I don't remember. We just hit reset. You're asking the wrong person.

My brain is mush. Yeah. Okay, so obviously, spoilers to follow, but this episode with Tasia finally felt like the Bachelorette that we've all been waiting for. She arrives on the scene for men get out of the limo. We get a chance to catch up with Claire and Dale. The episode left me feeling a little hopeful for Bachelor Nation, if I'm being honest. I will say that.

I mean, I think Tatia was like, if I could summarize it, I would say such a breath of fresh air. It was a really great episode. A great episode. And you know I'm in numbers, guys. Ratings, the last two shows have been off the charts for The Bachelor. They're killing it. They left us on the edge of our seats. They sure did.

Do you think, do you mind if I just get right into it? Oh, no, please do. Do you think that this was planned? Like, do you think that they knew this was going to happen before it all started? No, but they're brilliant at coming up with things on the fly. I feel like they probably had a meeting and came up with this idea because she was so in love with Dale

that it felt like game over anyways that they're like, why don't we do this? Yeah. See, I think it was pre-produced. Can you hit me with that Diet Coke over there? I'll give you a little head of it. Thank you. Usually it's wine, but Diet Coke today.

You know what that means? Caitlin's crushing Diet Coke. You know what that means? That means I had too much wine last night. Babies hung over. I had too much wine last night and then had to go to rehearsal. Oh, here's a little quick confession.

Yeah? Remember when I text you? Yeah. So. Oh, it's funny. I usually am one to take every minute of practice that I can get. Not only do you take every minute, but you'll try and like practice in the hallways if the thing's not open. So yeah, you guys will do anything to practice.

Right. We are like every second counts to us. And our rehearsal time went up to six hours. So we're rehearsing six hours a day, seven days a week now. Wow. And. And today. I had that IKEA moment of start the car, start the car, because he forgot, it was six hours and it was only four, and he left.

And I was like, oh, my God, he forgot it was six. And now usually I would be like, Artem, you're not going anywhere. And he would be like, oh, my God, no, how could I forget? But because my ribs are in so much pain and I was a little hung titties. Hung titties? Yeah. What are hung titties? I don't know.

What does sound? My ribs. I've heard of a hang on. haven't heard of a hung titty. Yeah, it was just hung titty. What does it have to do with a hangover? I think that's a thing.

I've never heard of that. Anyways, I didn't tell him and I got away with not practicing for two hours, which makes me feel bad, but also I needed that. I think the net return of you not practicing for two hours for your body was probably better than practicing for two hours. I agree. No doubt about it. Hung titties, urban dictionary.

There we go. Hung titties means hung the fuck over. Stop. Yes. I knew that. What? Look, I'm so hung titty. Where are you?

come up with this shit i feel like i'm too well i need to start hanging out like younger people so i could know these like i don't know these okay this is embarrassing another this is confession i didn't know what drip meant like drip drip like drip like drip like like jules like jewels like swag like drip like how embarrassing is that no it's not that no if you ever use a thing i should know what drip if you use drip in a sentence i will break up i will no i won't okay all right anyway so i want to go but I want to go to this. When they announced Claire as the Bachelorette, there was a lot of pushback with that. I don't think that was, I think they were expecting and anticipating better feedback than they got. Well, I would have, I would have believed it was pre-produced if Clare

and Dale admitted to talking before, but she swore on her father's grave that they did not, and I believe that. So I don't think it was pre-produced. I honestly thought, if I'm just being as real as I can, I thought they were going to pull her as the Bachelorette after the pandemic. And I thought so because obviously what does a show up to do they got to generate ratings it's all about money and at the end of the day i don't think the feedback was good and there was this huge pandemic and i thought they were going to pull her she still deserves love and she got it i'm glad she got love but i thought they were going to pull her so i was telling people that was my prediction and they didn't pull her but it was two episodes three episodes yeah i just hope that

honeymoon phase doesn't end for them so i've never met i've never met claire or dale but what do you think of it like what do you think of them i just think they're happy and in love and i think they found what they were both looking for and i really am rooting for them i think i'm rooting for him too i think dale dale seems like a great guy yeah claire i can say this because i'm not friends i've never met her i'm not friends with her i'll i think the most politically correct way i could say it is i'm sure in person she's great but on tv i don't enjoy watching anything about claire on tv oh that's too bad it's when she's like i don't know if it's too much i'm just like stop just like too much for me yeah i think you'd feel different if you knew her i'm sure i would feel different but i like

i'm like okay because that is truly who she is she's just an intense person who loves love and romance and like i i've always called her the like the um disney edgy disney and so that's because it sounds like a little like that's actually her that she's not that's not a facade no no no that's okay so do you think let's talk about the dale and uh claire thing before we move on itatia They obviously do the sit down with Harrison. Do you think they did speak before the show? No. You don't.

I just said she saw on her dad's grave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just think she did some, because they talked about social media, she probably did some stalking and was like, that's the hell. Oh, yeah. Okay. And do you think they'll get married? Yes, I do.

Wow. I know you're an odds guy, but I'm just going to say yes. Don't make me come up with, like, a number right now. Okay. All right. I mean, you spoke, Claire and Dale. You're shipping them. I am.

You know who I sink, though. Who? I don't know. That sounded like a really good setup for a good, like, sing or ship. Okay, I ship Dale and Claire, and I sink Tasha and, I don't know. I don't even remember these guys' names at these points. You don't like Spencer. I never said that.

Your mom doesn't like Spencer. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think Spencer's great. He hasn't done anything that really pissed me off yet. No one has. I like all these guys. This is a good group of guys.

Zach is my favorite. By far, I think Zach is going to be most likely to get engaged in Paradise. He's going to be Zach. Oh, that's a really good one. That's my prediction with Zach. And I think my favorite guy, by far, not even a discussion is Brendan. I mean, this guy is a beauty. He's most likely I'd want to get a beer with.

And if him and him and him, should do end up together and we we just talked about this we have no idea we're completely and spoiled this season yeah i want to double date with those two yeah they would be a blast i agree like like they are mom and dad they are no they're not mom and dad i think they're like i think we're like mom and dad no that's a saying jason what's that mean see another saying i don't know like you just start hanging out the little tic ticotkers and understand this stuff i don't i don't hang out with ticoters i just know calling someone mom and dad is like a really big compliment oh it is yeah oh i thought it was like they're like our old like we look up to

them no let me google mom and dad what is that urban dictionary urban just were on it 10 seconds ago looking up hanging titties aren't you're going to use that for sure hang titties yeah hung titties hung titt i'm using hung titt okay mom and dad urban dictionary what's hung balls not a thing mom and dad Dad, when a couple is so cute, they resemble your mom and dad. Goals. Oh, my God. Jack and Madison are so cute.

They're mom and dad. It's like their goals. I still want to go party with them. Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. If they end up together, we're getting bomb-honged titties with them. Is that what it's called?

Maybe just drop that one. Okay. I'm really trying to make something out of nothing here. And you just got to use that like once in a blue moon, not like you can't just go hammered out of like five times all the time. All the time. Okay. Anywho

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Everyone knows Mom and Dad. Put a poll out there. Do people know what hung titties means? Okay. Anyway, put the poll up. But let's get back to this. You're such a poll guy. I heard, yeah, I like the poll thing.

Yeah. It's a great way to settle arguments. It's not. Why? Why would it not be? Why would not taking the common, whoa, common census of everyone be a great way? Because some followers are an American,

and some are Canadian and some things are Canadian and then the numbers aren't fair I agree that's a circumstance can't be perfect but it's a good indicator all right so I want to go back to that though so I do have some tea I know someone who was originally cast in for the show and you know obviously the pandemic hit so they had to wait all this time to go back on the show put their life on pause he put his life on pause yeah goes there and then before literally is in the the resort yeah and Right before night one, they pull him. Shitty. They literally, after all the COVID testing, waiting, all the stuff, work, you know, dealing with that stuff, they pull him.

He leaves. And then when he gets home, because of this whole Claritatia thing, they call him back. And he didn't go. And he, like many other guys, were like, fuck no. Like, I just literally been waiting a year for this show. You fly me out there. You jab me a hundred times up the schnaz. And now you want me to come back.

Come out. Yeah, you would think at that point, you'd just be like, okay, finally. Yeah. So I think that's probably, I could be wrong. So those four were rejects and then they got brought back? No, I'm thinking that's why they only had four. But that's so funny. What's funny? I know.

And the guys inside are like, oh, there's a huge ass limo out there. It's like, no, there's just four guys. Calm down. Also, that is a little another insider information. That usually is what they do, four people per limo. Not when I did it. Come on, really? Who was in your limo? Tara.

I don't remember that girl's name. That's really awful. that are there's six girls in my limo six oh okay i had colton wills and um chris stapleton chris stapleton what shit that's not wait you just have my ribs out my ribs wait you just have a country like a legendary country singer in your limbo i feel so stupid wait that is this country singer is that you mean chris randone oh damn it's christ don't Staples. That's what Criston Staples. He was the Harlem Globetrotter, amazing basketball player.

So not an amazing guitar player. Not Mr. Stapleton. Oh, my God. Anyways. By the way, Chris Rendon got me thinking, Crystal's pregnant. Wow. Wild. Crystal is pregnant with her, like, brand new boyfriend. Yeah, we watched that. We watched her YouTube video today. That was intense. Confession. I actually, a tear came out of my eye. A tear came out of your eye? I swear, like when she started crying because she was pregnant, I had a tear come out. That's special. Yeah.

Okay. You're slightly concerned about that. All right, so four guys come out of the limo, and no one did anything that was earth-shattering. No. Yeah. A couple things have, like, weird little moments. One, I noticed that Tasha goes British. Oh, yeah.

You called, Caitlin called this out, and I'm like, you're, no, Kate. And then I listen to it. She goes British every once in a while. Wait, what's the thing she does? She'll be like, how are you feeling? Yeah, I noticed that. She does like very British tones through the episode. And it's so funny because I do that too.

I sometimes do that. I loved her answer. Like, you know, I think like the whole influence. No one wants to say influencer, right? Yeah. No one wants to be. I'm an influencer. And trust me, that's a lot of how our income comes in is influencing.

and she said that was a beautiful way of saying it she's like I'm in the beauty and lifestyle space yeah that's gorgeous you know what's funny though is it seems like compared to other seasons this group of guys specifically is not familiar with like bachelor franchise what do you mean like they didn't really know who tasha was that she was like divorced yeah like they and they sometimes just don't know how things work like they didn't know how to like that everyone was supposed to just get up and ask right away to go for it like kind of agree with that But it's also totally different because usually what you do is you use, I remember like some of the guys on our season, like Blake knew everything. Okay, this is week three.

This is when we'll travel internationally. Like he had it down to a tea. But obviously it's all thrown off because you have two bachelorets and it's in the pandemic and you're in a resort. You're not leaving. Right. The other weird thing is like because you're on a resort, things like the fireworks, you get to see that. Yeah. You know, where usually you'll just be in your room.

You have no idea what's happening. Well, that's funny. That makes you look like you don't know the show because they purposely make sure you see it at home. so you're like, damn it, they got fireworks. Okay, well, I guess I don't know the show too well. We'll be right back with more off the vine, grape therapy. Anyone else getting so excited for the holidays, even though they're going to look a little different this year,

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san diego california whiskey with natural flavors 35% alcohol by volume alcohol volume 70 proof this is off the vine grape therapy uh how does you jason feel about jason leaving this season i thought that was really um it's sad because i really liked him yeah and now he's gone and that he truly did have such strong feelings for claire and she was just like bye later and she did the whole like you know remember she did the therapy thing i think like throw your stuff in the fire yeah she like broke through with him and then he was like oh hey And Tacher was like, please stick around.

He's like, nah, bro. He was pretty much Jason 2.0, so I'm kind of glad he left him. What? He was a really, I thought he was a great guy, though. He's got a cool story.

You know, like he played NFL and everything. So I think he'll be back. I honestly think he'll be back. Oh, you do it? Can I tell you something? I'm really excited for Matt as the Bachelor. I know Matt,

but I'm pretty bummed that you start to, like, like some of these guys and like think they're great and knowing that they can't be the bachelor like i'd like to see bennett is the bachelor no no no no no no benet's fascinating but he's not bachelor material every time he's on tv i'm like give me more bennett he's he's fascinating he's quirky he's handsome but like not i'm not attracted to him i like i like when uh spencer got the first impression road and road rose and bennett was like you know this isn't a good indicator because the first impression rose went to dale and now you know

dale and claire on their honeymoon so we're screwed i know that's well and there's a trend what's that well hannah broke the trend or did she give who did hannah give her first impression rose to do you remember luke parker oh yeah that was that was the first bachelorette in a few seasons that didn't get engaged to the first impression yeah um anyways yeah spencer people are all got their little speedos in a knot over Spencer I know I mean I thought you'd laugh at that because they played Marco Polo yeah that's good I think I didn't even have that written down Spencer's a stud he came he came in hot though like when he was saying so which one of you guys sent Claire home and that's a sense of

humor though yes so you like Spencer yeah I like Spencer you're on team Spencer for now you just think he's hot I think he's good looking I don't think he's hot I'm not like ooh that guy's hot I weirdly think Noah's hot because he could rock that mustache yeah I'm like, ooh, that's... That's such a, like a kid. That guy looks like a Canadian hockey player. That's maybe why I like him. One of 11 with a twin.

Yeah, which I couldn't handle because that means he probably needs too much attention. You didn't get enough attention growing up because all those other siblings. You know what? I don't think you need to sit here and tell me that dudes are hot. Oh, you asked. I'm just kidding. I totally asked. You asked.

I just want to get a reaction out of you. Yeah, I do. There you go. Okay. Spencer. Okay. You know what else? it was weird this is a pandemic thing when they were shaking hands like when they first i know

that's weird but when they first the four guys walked in they all started shaking hands i was like whoa what is that oh like a handshake i haven't seen that haven't seen a hand i haven't shook someone's hand can we talk about zack see's shoes no zach see when he goes uh he was talking about spencer he goes he's got some stanky ass energy i really like zach and brennan are my favorites zach's a beauty yeah zach i'm telling you he's going to get engaged in paradise i'm calling it right here right now he's going to get engaged too though who would you set up Zach with it in all bachelination oh my gosh me just kidding I'm joking um I'm trying to think of single girls Hannah I was just thinking Hannah to set her up with people no I don't think

so no no no that's true um that wouldn't work Tia he's 36 I could see Tia oh I could see him and Tia but I think Tia has a boyfriend right now oh she does I think I haven't caught up with her in a while she's so cute she's she is such a supporter for me on dancing with the start she's been so sweet she is such a great person anyways where were we so let's talk about the group date okay um the dodge I don't get why they're always trying to do this whole dodge ball thing I know they always want like Chris Harrison really wants the the whole banter between like the two analysts like I don't get it I don't get it either but anyways we got to see all of them and every guy is jacked on the season every guy's well that's every season and of course it's never a competition unless there's a fight and blood is drawn and it's totally dramatic yeah it's got to be yeah that's fine though i like the lunch meet he's like what do you know that didn't even make sense he goes we call you we call people like you lunch meat and then i was like okay that's interesting i'm all for a good new chirp but like let's hear the backup and he didn't back it up

he's like because you talk a lot of shit and i'm like wait what does lunch meat do that That was weird Yeah, I didn't get that But who knows Anyway, what else? What else do you think about the group date? I feel like I don't care about the group date Because I was like

I just want to talk about Brendan and Tasha And how they should live happily ever after Oh my God Beautiful Just his, did you write down anything that he said Like some of his lines I mean, I think the first thing Is hilarious with the whole Chris Harrison thing

Yeah Like I think I'd laugh the hardest With Chris Harrison's on the scooter Like ripping down messing with them I laugh so hard. Like cock block Harrison. Yeah. That was funny. And he's like, when I think Chris came in the first time, he's like, yeah, Chris is definitely

absolutely more important than me. So like to go away. He like, this guy doesn't realize he's funny, but he's so funny. But he doesn't take it is. Like when he, like they're riding the horse memory goes, so Tasia. And he's not trying to be funny. It's like, so how are your butt cheeks feeling? Yeah.

Like you think you're funny, but you're not. I think I'm funny and I am. Brendan. Yeah. Just like. I agree with that. He actually. Brendan like doesn't know he's funny and he is yeah like when the other thing is when he said

he goes you know like I'm not like the sexiest or the biggest or the smartest but being well rounded isn't so sexy yeah he's like being well around it isn't really sexy oh he's so humble yeah he's how humble I love his voice he is by far without a doubt my MVP yeah he gets my MVP who would get your MIP most important player I think him right do you yeah yeah okay I deal I don't know I think he's the MVP I think the most important player I'm calling it right now you ready for this yeah it's gonna be Noah remember when she looked him she's like he's gonna be trouble he's gonna be trouble oh most important in that way most important play like he's gonna be a poor player of the of the whole season he looks like a bad boy by the way

whole season how is this going to work you got 20 guys and what do we have six episodes left you know what I think about the guy I freaking love is Tasha's father Mr. Adams like this guy's a gem and I'll never forget his line when Colton was on the season and he talked about like you realize this is just you know a microwave for relationships is a quote like that so if 10 11 weeks is a microwave of relationships what is like five maybe they'll add an extra couple weeks I hope we see as much Mr. Adams as we possibly can I haven't tweeted, I think, that night, Tasha's dad for 2020. Yeah. Like, be the president. Like, I was a gem. Yeah. He's, I've always liked her dad.

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But now that we actually get to see who these guys are, because there's a Bacheloret who's willing to, like, showcase that, I'm like, these people are great. They're all awesome. I want to go drink with every one of them. Yeah, they, I really like this group of guys. Thank God Yosef's off, but other than that, I think they're great. Yeah, that guy. You know who, you know one of my favorites is? Easy.

No, Ed, with the checker. No, I can't get down with Ed. Why? I don't know. Sum off to me. Thumbs off? Yeah. There's nothing there.

Do you think... Oh, my God, imagine Ed listens to this podcast. I feel like such a dick. Yeah, so let me ask you this, though. What do you think about the fact that majority of these guys are older? Do you think it's good for the show, or do you think it's more entertaining or less entertained? So do I. I think it's more.

I'm enjoying it more. Yeah, I am too. We're seeing 29, 36, 36, 36. I'm going to act like immature idiots at one point, but for now I'm like, I do find there to some more well-rounded, Brandon, group of guys. Her front runners are definitely Spencer, Zach C., Brendan, and Easy. Those are, that's who I think, that's my prediction for Final Four. Okay. I'm going to say it again?

Zach C. Yep. Brendan. Yep. Easy. And Spencer. Yeah. I mean, those are like the only four guys on the show.

Yeah. I mean, there's 12. Oh, and Bennett. You think Bennett will sneak in there? No, no. I mean, I feel like I don't know anyone. Ben, it's here for a good time, not a long time. You think he'll be a paradise, paradise, just, like, monster, yeah.

Not monster. Do you think Tisha gets engaged at the end of this? Oh, what about Ben? We didn't talk about Ben. Who's Ben? Ben is the guy, remember he was doing the dancing, and he was like, okay, like, he did the dip. Oh, yeah, man. You're not a Ben guy?

Yeah. Why not? Not a big Ben guy. Ben gay. Isn't that a cream? Ben gay is a cream. Oh, I know we're all over the place with this. but do you remember when James just reminded me

for some reason when he said Ben Gay Cream remember when Jason said I feel like I'm hanging on like a piece of floss or something by a piece of floss. Good, it makes sense hanging by a thread. Floss is even weaker than thread. Okay, I have a little

Would You Rather Bachelor Edition game before we go. Okay, let's do it. Okay, would you rather leave the show after two weeks and deal with Bachelor Nation's opinions like Claire or be the new Bachelorette after two weeks and have all the looming fear of the men all here for someone else. I would definitely rather be the second. I think I'd, like, would you rather be in Tatech's pod or ClareSpot?

Well, see, now being on the show, haven't been the lead, I would rather be in ClareSpot. Yeah. I'll tell you what. I always think about this like Big Brother. They always talk about, like, I don't want to get my hands dirty. I don't want to be the HOH because there's blood on my hands. She literally has zero blood on her hands. And when I say that, I mean, with Dale, she gave every, the only name.

Did she kiss one other? guy yeah oh she kissed jason but other than that he got the group date rose first oppression rose yeah and he doesn't have to deal with watching her with other relationships she doesn't have to go through all that and you have bachelor nations hard on her right now they'd be even harder on her the each week that goes on you do something that pisses bachelor nation off so you think that people get over this because they'll be like oh okay you guys are for real so you you think tasha is going to be at some point hated by bachelor nation no chance yeah she'll send someone home that people love and they'll be mean to her yes it'll happen it happens every season doesn't matter how

angelic you are if you were spencer great word thank you great word for her if you were spencer would you rather get elbowed in the face by riley in the pool or relive the awkward kiss between him and tasha with his busted lip i think i'd rather get elbowed in the face the bad part about that kiss is she was going in for and he's like oh let me give her a side cheek everyone thinks side hugs are so bad No, side kisses. Yeah, but remember, okay, put that in comparison. Remember when Claire went in for a kiss and it didn't work out? That guy got literally crucified.

By her. By her. And Claire got crucified by Bachelor nature. Yeah, it's true. Okay, would you rather follow your heart like Jason and decide to leave the show slash have that conversation with Tasia? Or would you rather stick it out and believe feelings would develop between Tasha and you? I would have given it longer.

Yeah, because you had time. You had one date with Claire. Did he say falling in love, by the way? He did. He did? He's going to find someone. Would you rather be... Maybe he'll work out with him and Claire when Dale and Claire don't work out. Oh, Jason.

Be positive. That's what you always tell me. Would you rather be stuck quarantining pre-bachelorette with Claire or Tasia? Tasia. What about any lead of seasons in the past? Obviously, I would be your first choice. You would 100% be my first choice. Well, I would hope so.

And only choice. No, it doesn't have to be a girl. I love being quarantined with you. You do? Yeah, it's been so much fun. I think about that, how much fun we have. Sometimes I want to cut your wiener off. What?

What's the fuck's wrong with you? No, I don't. But you don't get annoyed with me? Well, of course. Oh, okay. Of course I get annoyed with you. Oh, okay. Don't ever cut my wiener off, by the way.

I would never Lorraine a bob at you. Wait, oh, who would I want to be quarantined with anybody from Batchar Nation? Any other leads? Any other leads? I feel like Ben Higgins. You guys could just golf together. So Ben, yeah, Ben would be one. But the easiest, by far, not even a conversation, would be Bob Guinea.

Oh, yeah, you love Bob. And Jason Messnick. Okay, fair, fair. Jam. Okay, would you rather have to propose to someone after two weeks of knowing them or end it, but not get to continue to date them? I don't understand the question. Yeah, either.

Next. Would you rather start off a season with 30 plus men? or women, a full cast, or with a slightly smaller group of 15 to 20? A smaller group. With like quality over quality? I would rather have more time than just like judge by first impression. Would you rather go into a season blind with no idea who is in the cast

or go in having stalked them all on social media? A hundred percent blind. You build up these preconceived notions and then things like, you know, you're in love in eight days. That's true. Okay. you how about you you agree with that i started a few guys got leaked on my season so i started doing some stocking really and the guy who i was like oh that's my guy went home night one no way that's so

funny but that was the guy who slapped you in the butt the butt talks i thought he was so hot um what what was his name um um um ryan mcdill ryan mcdill oh yeah you but you guys kissed him made up right oh yeah yeah yeah we're like friends um okay would you rather have All one-on-one dates, all group dates, or all two-on-one dates. I was on a three-on-one date, which turned into a two-on-one date, and it was torture. Hated it. I also hated group dates. Couldn't stand it.

Couldn't stand it. So for me, one-on-one all the way to the end. Small group, and I'd go one-on-one day with all of them. And I'd end up with you. I had a three-on-one date and thrived in it. How's tough? Like I was the girl, one of three girls. So was I.

And I won. won it, right? Yeah, I won it. I did. I won the rose. We both got it. I won that rose. But mine was with Wills, that was the guy I was like closest with. I was like this. Oh, and he went home? He was so upset. I felt terrible. Yeah, that was sad. Aw. Wills. He's the nice guy. Oh, he's in L.A. I need to reach out to him. Yeah, but no, because we're in our bubble and you're not getting me. Fucking bubble. COVID. We got this bubble. We joke around. We call it now. We call. We call. this, the sky cage. Yeah.

Because we're up in the sky and it's like a little gage. We call it SeaWorld. See, sea world. Remember we talked about that on the podcast? We're like whales and we're stuck in the thing. Yeah. Remember, Lo and I were just talking that.

Yeah, but we got 12, 12 more days. 12 more days. 12 more days. Let's hope. It's the final countdown. You even sing that in a theater voice. In a what? Theater voice.

I'm a big theater voice guy. My ribs hurt so bad. Do you think my ribs will hold up for the 12 more days? Oh, I sure do. Nothing's stopping you. Did you see yourself on Monday night? Nothing is stopping this girl. She is on fire.

I was like. You looked hot. You know what it was? I was in pain. No, you looked hot. Did you see your body like, oh, my, I was sitting here watching. I'm like, oh, those legs. You got a six pack.

You got to shred it. Just a hot little sexy hung titty. No, you're using it wrong. Okay. That's what I'm ending. on hung titties. That's a high note. Okay. I'm two hung titties to keep record it. No, I'm not. I'm actually feeling quite fine because I crushed McDonald's and Diet Coke.

But I do have my chiropractor, masseuse, coming in hot for a little rub down. So. Jesus Christ. What? How spicy is this, uh, this, uh, this pot. Am I spicy? Hot dudes? Yeah, rub downs.

I'm just kidding. I don't care. I know, but you're just bust, bust in your, bust in your, too. No. Stop. Okay, I'm ending this before you say hung titties one more time. Thank you, everybody, for tuning in to this. Bachelor at Recap, Grape Therapy. You know what? Your session is now ending. Thanks for listening to Off the Vine, Grape Therapy. Tune in to hear new minisodes every Thursday.

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