Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Bailey Stanworth

Episode Date: September 6, 2019

Today, Kaitlyn enjoys some Grape Therapy with the founder of State of Grace, PLAY Digital & host of the 'What Day is It?' podcast Bailey Stanworth. Enjoy all of Kaitlyns favorite segments all in one with confessions, the ultimate game of "Truth or Drink", and they play "Can You Not?". Grab a glass and get ready for some unforgettable Grape Therapy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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getting drunk without pants on. What you do best. I swear, I just like, I mean, if my stepdad's around, I'll throw on a pair of pants, but otherwise you can find me pantless and it's courtesy drinking. Like, what time is it right now? Oh, it's 155. It's fine. It's fine. You know what? This is work and we're drinking. Yeah. Please welcome my girlfriend Bailey Stanworth to the podcast, aka Standworth. I put you in my phone as that one when we first met, I think. No one ever gets my last name right. It's either stand or stands. And I don't know where the extra letter comes from, but I roll it.

It's always such a topic of conversation for me on podcasts of how to pronounce people's names because I blow it all the time. Just blow it. But I didn't this time. Okay, so founder of State of Grace and Play Digital and one half of what day is a podcast, Laptop Killer, Dog Lover, Wine Drinking, Boss Ass, Bitch. Please explain to me why you are a laptop killer. That one really stuck out there. Well, I'm like, it's like founder of this like amazing company.

You like started your own other company. Then you are the host of a podcast. And I'm like, why are you a laptop? You know what? I am who I am. Yeah, you are. You're a little bit of a clutz? A hundred percent of the cluts.

We were just cheering and I was like away from the laptop. But so there's been a couple stories. One, I was traveling and I was at the airport in LAX and I was working and I charged it on the charging dock as one does. And it was just really busy up there. So I just put it, sat down, did my thing. They called me to the gate. I get on the plane. I'm just hanging out.

There's no Wi-Fi. So I don't blow up my laptop. get home and my friend's like, oh, you should go check out this video. So I go to get my laptop and I'm just stand in my kitchen and I'm like, fuck my life. I left it in LAX. Yeah. There's something I could do. Yeah. I'm pretty sure you message me and asked if I had any contacts at LAX. I was so desperate because honestly, I would rather lose my phone. I would rather lose anything than my laptop at that point. Yeah. And I didn't really know if I'd backed anything up to the cloud. But luckily I had. Oh, thank God. So. And then you spilled. Yeah. And then.

L.A. again. Me, L.A. and laptops do not mix. Yeah, no. So we were in L.A. podcasting. And we just sat down with our first podcast of the trip who was like, skinny confidential, right? Like a big deal. Yeah. Big D. And so I'm big D. So we've, I've got my headphones on because I wear headphones while we record. And she's sitting to my left and our equipment's on my right. And the headphone cord is attached into the equipment. And there's a glass of wine on the table beside my laptop. Yeah. And I turned my head to look at her to say, welcome to what day is it and the cord wax the wine glass onto the laptop and I just sat there and I kind of just stared at it and was like this would happen yeah and Jackie's like pick up the laptop like get the wine off of it I'm like oh oh yeah you're just watching it marinate in the wine I'm just like yeah what am I going to do what could be wrong what could be going wrong so we went to the apple store after that and now I'm not allowed to be around laptops and wine yeah which is a little terrifying since I have a laptop and wine and front of. I'm going to slide a little further over. My gosh, did you just hear me? I couldn't even put

together a sentence. I swear being in Canada is bad for my brain cells because I just come out here and like shut off almost and just drink a lot. And I feel like it just screws me up. I feel like this just me all the time though. You're so busy. Like you're doing so much and it's good for your brain to have a little break. Is it though? Because I feel like as soon as it has a break, it like shuts down and does it know how to function. Jason was just like, you remember the weirdest thing. I do. I have the weirdest memory. It's like he'll say something to me like something that upset me and I'll bring it up in like six months. I'll be like on February 2nd, you actually said this. And I'm still holding. Yeah. And I'm still holding on to it. I'm just weird. I feel like that's

part of being a female though. Oh, 100%. I like can't remember I even right now. I'm like, I should have remembered to book these flights that he's been asking me to book for three weeks now. I keep forgetting, but I'll tell you what he said to me on February 2nd. at 2.39 p.m. And it wasn't very nice. Anyways, this is fun. We're going to have a little bit of a grape therapy podcast today. And we're going to drink.

And we're going to play games. And we're going to play games. And we're going to do can you not. And we're going to confess. And it's going to be great. We're also going to play this little game called truth or drink, which you came up with, which is so funny. I've got some questions for you.

Yeah. I'm excited about this. Okay. So I'm scared because you and James. when we're looking over at your laptop for the questions for me and I'm just like oh what did I get myself into actually let's play it right now oh god hard hitter okay well we'll just I'm probably gonna end up really drunk for this podcast well because you have you have a lot of good questions for me and I've got some sexual ones for you is yours what is your theme oh there's not

really a theme but there's definitely sexual ones in there okay okay let's play it it like starts a little like PG then it gets like gets raunchy yeah is that dog growling over there we've got two dogs today. Bailey and Caitlin. Maybe my stomach. Two dogs and two dogs. Maybe my stomach too. Okay.

So truth or drink? Do we go? Should you go first, then I go? Or do we do in this? We'll rotate. We'll rotate. Okay. You asked me first.

Okay. What was the last lie you told Jason? That I booked my flights. I told them they're booked and they're not. Can you hear me? I don't know like he's down there. I'm nervous. Okay. Have you ever had a double header with two different guys, like hook up with one guy, one night and then another the next night?

Oh, next night? Yeah. No. Oh. No. Boring. Maybe you need to try it. Yeah. You should dry it. We like to call that the Blake. Okay, you go. Um, the worst podcast guest you've ever had. oh dang oh yes jason just walked in um well okay i have two oh you're going to share it i should i mean it's funny because the game is called truth or drink and if you don't tell the truth you have to drink but i just drank or if you don't want to tell the truth you drink right can i make up a lie and said can i just lie no no that defeats the first okay just kidding just kidding just kidding okay worst podcast guests i ever had was unfortunately and i still think he's hilarious

and I still love him. Matt Belisai, he's this YouTuber who drinks a bottle of wine and then goes on Rance. So naturally, I thought that that's what he would do on my podcast because that's his shtick. But he came on and he had like a hard out and he had to go and he's like, yeah, I don't really drink wine much anymore. And like, that's your brand, dude. Yeah, I know. I was like, well, this is not what I thought was going to happen. A little bit of a letdown. Yeah. So, yeah, sadly, Matt Ballasai. But if he, if anyone tells him, that just say that I also still love him and I understand okay what is the oh I just I didn't go PG you I just dove right into rated arm what is the raunchiest porn you've ever watched oh I don't think

I've ever done like a fetish I feel like I probably it would have been like an orgy like to just see what goes on because I'm not about to like get into an orgy and turn on you're just so curious curious as to like what's happening yeah like how do people get jealous is there any awkward pauses like i'll just wait for you to finish your thing yeah and like someone just switches then the next person like you just go somewhere else or like what happens are you like choreographed yeah like that's yeah like when it comes to porn do you know who you're switching to or you go with the flow i feel like i'm porn you have to know yeah because it's like an actual set production how much money would it take for you to be in porn?

Depends what kind. No, I'm kidding. Oh, yeah. A lot. Yeah. A lot. Like 100,000? No.

More. Oh, yeah. Just kidding. Oh, my God. Next question. Sorry, Dad. Please turn this off. I hope your dad isn't listening.

I always have to tell my dad not to listen. I'm not even telling him. No. I'm doing this. No. Fuck Mary Kill. Oh, boy. Chris Harrison, Mr. Rogers.

Jason. that's the best three you could possibly think of because holy crap okay well I'm gonna I'm gonna marry Jason I am going to definitely bang Chris Harrison because Mr. Rogers is too old for that and I'm gonna just choose to kill him because he's already dead so like so really no no harm no foul fine that's a good one those are three good ones okay neither one of us have chosen to drink we've been telling the truth this is the problem with us we're We're very open books here. You're way more open than I am, those I was really trying to stump you. I'm sure you will get me drinking here. Okay. How long has it been since you've had sex? Ooh, do I spell?

I don't want to say I'm going to drink. That long, eh? Which of your exes is the most well-endowed? Oh! I feel like out of respect to Jason, I'm going to drink. cough jason cough i said exes oh yeah okay you said exes now i'm thinking about all their wings perfect yeah i'm drinking i'm drinking what is oh this one's pretty pg what's the last thing you cried over oh queer i for sure i was watching that the other day that's fair that's fair see that was a

very g rated one uh okay you go but the show always just gets me it does me too every time okay go take a selfie of you sitting on the toilet pants down and posted on your stories it has to get for 24 hours daring me to do that or drink oh wait i thought it was only truth or drink i don't know there's dares yeah i'm drinking wait that would be really funny though you're thinking right now because i'd be like what the hell is she doing like what they'd be like girl you accidentally posted that what are three adjectives that describe your vagina oh um adjective a word that describes the vagina I feel like she's a classy lady oh she's classy okay I do feel like she's classy okay but a little innovative oh that's a good one okay

classy innovative and clean wait I want to do mine um petite tight I'm gonna say that too and it's hard it is hard I'm like I don't want to be too confident but I don't want to be gross either and she is open for business that's not an adjective that is not an adjective oh my gosh so I wanted to do a segment of can you not because sometimes it's been a while and I feel like people really love those so I opened it up to the Facebook page wait no before we do the can you knots I wanted to tell you something so funny okay so I'm on I'm on the Facebook page and sometimes I just scan through and see what you know everyone's doing and talking about

and your vinos have some funny stuff they're hilarious and so I'm looking and this girl goes oh I don't want to say her name in case but I mean she put it out there on the Facebook page but um she said I saw a post about embarrassing things that you didn't know slash didn't know how to say and it reminded me of a note in my phone of things I didn't know that I should have known most were typed from age 17 to 19 so for the sake of completely embarrassing myself here it is i love that because that's such a good age like you should know a lot of things by that age but also you probably still wait till you hear some of these things and then if you think of any that you did oh god tell me she goes what bogo stands for i had a friend who didn't know what www.w dot stood for i still don't worldwide web i didn't know that

I swear on my whole, like, if I swear on anything that means anything to me, I did not know that. Well, educated. Wow. Okay. TMJ isn't teeth, mouth, jaw. What is it? Oh, yeah, no, that's what I'm wondering. TMJ, I'm Googling this.

Okay. Her other note says, China, Vietnam, et cetera, is in Asia. These are notes. Underground Railroad wasn't underground. interesting uh fax machines that's it this one's very embarrassing but i thought the paper was the exact paper oh but the other person said oh okay i thought this too oh that it came from them it wasn't printed right that's what i thought too i get that oh gosh okay tortilla chips are fried tortillas district of columbia is in the u.s also i'm just going to put jacky on blast right now

what this is your podcast co-host yeah my podcast co-host so how you know how there's Washington D.C. and then there's obviously like Washington below us yeah and on the west coast of Vancouver yeah Jackie thought that Washington was Washington D.C so she literally thought that Washington D.C. was like by Seattle she thought the White House was by Seattle she thought she could just road trip on down to the White House in three hours did she try no I was very tempted. She was like, yeah, Jackie, you should go. Oh, she like recently thought this, not when she was younger.

Oh, no, like within it the last year. Oh, amazing. This one's fine. Buffalo wings aren't actually buffalo wings. So what makes them buffalo? It's buffalo sauce. Oh. Even the vegan knows that.

Oh, yeah. Lamb are baby sheeps? I'm not convinced of that. I'm not convinced either. I'm Googling this one. Are lamb's baby sheep? sheep this is the thing so lambs are less than one year of age they usually they have usually not produced offspring lamb is also the term for the flesh of a young domestic sheep eaten as food the meat from a sheep that is older than 12 months is called mutton okay this is because obviously we both don't eat meat and I was at this restaurant with Jason's family and it was one of those like um habachi like they cook it in front of you Japanese-style places.

And the guy, you know, they're usually kind of funny and trying to make jokes. And he cuts up the meat and he puts it on some of the people's plates. And he goes, all right, here's your monkey. And everyone was like, huh? And he's like, oh, just getting, just getting at stake. And then I was like, if you think about that, it's like, oh, here's your monkey. Ew, what? I'm not going to eat monkey. Oh, but you're going to eat a cow

instead. Like, I was like, it's really, like, we're just so, I guess it's mainstream for a cow, but it's still an animal. I know. And so I think that people would be like, ew, eating a monkey, it's like, but you'll eat a cows are grosser the monkeys. They're stinkier. They're not as. Cows are really smart, too. They're so smart. They are so smart. I can't get started on this. I'll start fine. Okay. She has so many. I'm like, I like this girl. I know. This is another one that I was like, oh, yeah. She goes, there are clouds in the sky at night. Something. That's deep. W isn't a vowel How do you not know that one? Yeah. TV stands for television. Oh, honey.

We knew that one. There's more. There's like a whole ice cube didn't sing ice ice baby. I think that is the best one. Nevada is a state. Dinosaur fossils are real. California has cows.

Reindeer are real. that's so funny oh shoot i just lost the facebook page oh my gosh like i wish there's so many things i did being like younger that i wish i wrote down to remember i love that she wrote it down because same i like there's so many stupid things that i would have had i just can't think of them on the spot but we i mean we learned you didn't know what w w w w was that's true that's true that's i'm embarrassed that should be my confession that i didn't know what w w w dot stood for Actually, it's probably pretty common. Really?

I hope I get a lot of DMs saying that I'm not alone. Yeah, maybe. I'll let you know. Okay, well, then you confess to me something because... Okay, well, we have a confession, I think, together. Because we were kind of talking about this. But so when I'm on an airplane, I don't do this every time. This is an airplane hack.

Yeah, it's like a life hack. Yeah. I'm not really that terrible, terrible of human, but like, girls got to do what girls got to do. And also don't, I know there's a lot of flight attendants listening, so don't judge. Yeah, sorry. But if you're on a plane and you're like being a little budget friendly, you know, like, sometimes times are tough. Yeah. And you still want to get your wine on.

Yeah. Just save an expired credit card or like one that got canceled from fraud or like you've, it's an old one that you don't have anymore. And use that credit card to buy your. you're in-flight purchases because there's no Wi-Fi on flights. So they don't actually charge you until you've landed. And by then, you're like, start the car. I'm off the plane. Peace out.

Oh, wait. What? I didn't know that part. Yeah. So it won't actually work. What did you think? Well, I'm sure a lot of people do that then. I thought it, they have Wi-Fi.

But like the, okay, maybe it's not Wi-Fi, but like for the actual card readers. Really? Yeah. Okay. That's so funny. I thought you just, it said like, okay, here's what I did and here's what I kind of thought that you did as well. Okay.

So back in the day, I didn't have a credit card until I was about 30 years old, which probably Good for you, though. Well, and I was not building any credit, which an adult should be doing. But I didn't have a credit card. I was too scared to get one. That's a lie. I couldn't get one because I didn't have enough credit because I was a freaking. hockey player girlfriend traveling around not working uh anyways and so i had only a debit card and

debit cards didn't work on flights only credit cards did but my debit card said visa on the bottom so it looked like a credit card and so i just knew every time it would say like card error or card problem so what happens is they give you um the wine i opened it right away and started pouring and then gave her my card and then she go oh your card isn't working i'll be like what i just used it and then she won't say it's declined she just goes oh it says card error and i'm like that's so weird by that point the bottle's gone you drank it well then by that point she's not going to take back the already poured wine and then she would just be like oh come on this one's savage i love it but then you can only do it once yeah that's true but hey one free glass of wine so do that and

then do my trick and you'll get two bottles so we are thieves is our confession Pretty much. We could go to jail. So please forgive us. Don't come after me, please. All right. So whether you live in a small town or a big city, let's be honest, everyone loves a mini vacation, especially during the summer.

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Now back to off the vine grape therapy. Well, you have another one, right? You said. Okay, yeah, it's embarrassing. But you'll love it. Okay. Are you, I don't even think you, actually, you probably, maybe no. What?

Okay. So I, a couple of times have drunk DM'd Blake. Stop. Did he respond? Yeah. He follows me because we met at your life podcast. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, and then I wake up the next morning. I'm like, oh, maybe I shouldn't have done that. What did you say? Um, nothing bad. Okay. Nothing too bad. Not like you weren't flirting or being sexy? Um, I've made like little witty comments and replies to his.

stories and then we would like talk for a little bit and then I would like fall asleep were you at stage coach no I was not at stage coach never been to stage coach let's make that clear so what is like what did you send him uh oh so nothing like memorable no no no no no I just like confess that I've DMed him a couple times oh that's really funny but one time actually I did sober DM him yeah because I saw that when he was stuck in Bali yeah my friends were also stuck in the airport and he ended up meeting them and they're going to play cards with them. Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. Wait, truth or drink. I mean, dare or drink. We're going back. Dare or drink. You're going to dare me to say something to a what? D.M. Blake, a nudie or drink. I will drink. Damn it. I thought you might go for it. B.R.B. Let me go to your, uh, your mom's bathroom. Take a newty. Yeah. I've taken several nudies in that bathroom. Who are you sending them to? Uh, Jason. Oh, okay. Well, I mean,

been here? This was last year. Okay. I was trying to save a relationship. Okay. Okay. Okay. So this, I love the scrape therapy because it's all my favorite segments just in one. Let's, can you not? Can you not? Can you not? Okay. So I put on the off the vine Facebook page, can you not female bodies. I already have like, how long ago is that? So many. I have 192 comments and I feel like this is going to be so good. Okay. I had a couple written down on my notes. Okay, my can you not female body is can you not grow chin hair. I have that too. Yeah. Like just like one random dark black one. Like why? Really, really lucky that you only have one black one because I do I, I have a beard. Have you ever had like a really dark nipple hair? No, not yet. I've heard about this. I've, I'm expecting this to happen in my

future. What is? Yeah, it's hormones. Yep. Okay. Those sons of a bitches. Can you not look so freaking in the morning and then you eat one egg and you're bloated for the rest of the day? Like I wake up and I'm like, okay. And then I have like literally one egg and I'm bloated. Um, okay. I had chin hairs and bloated before period. But can you not like have your period, have it end and then have it come back for a day? I know. Like why? Wait, that's happening right now. Like it goes away. You're like, yes, sweet freedom. And then you ruin all of your underwear. Yep. Okay. This happened to me this time. it happens all the time. I'll get it for like a day and a half and then it'll go away and then it comes back full force for like five days and then it spots for like two days. I'm like, cool.

The worst. That's like eight or nine, however many days of my month that I have to deal with that. Also, I really like Bethany Taylor's. She said, can you not be so hard on ourselves? Like, we're all beautiful. So true. God. We really are. But on that note. But we're still going to be relatable here. Okay. This is not like a common occurrence for me, but it has. happen before can you not have you ever done those um like leg lifts where you like are like hanging for a workout yeah like you're holding yourself up by your arms and you're doing like a leg raises like gravity can you not feel like you're gonna orgasm while you do that wait i've heard this before other people have said that yeah it doesn't happen to me i feel like something's wrong no it doesn't

happen to me like every time but it's happened okay wait so so walk me through this again it's leg lifts but you're not like laying on the back of the ground like you're holding your arms are kind of like 90 degrees beside you and you're like holding your body up so that you're like going against gravity and you're raising your legs at the same time okay so like your legs are coming up into a pike and then going back down try this um Miranda Elaine Benevide says can you not give me cramps that make me experience what it'll be like to be murdered that's me Literally, what I just had in my last period, never had anything worse. I was sitting on my couch, literally screaming, like out loud, just me. I'm like, fuck. Yeah. My neighbors must have thought something was wrong. No, I'm the same way.

I will like yell no and like, poor Jason probably gets so annoyed at me because it always seems to happen in the middle of the night. And I will like kick my feet and like hit the mattress and just like say no, be like, no. Same thing as when I throw up. I'm just like turned into such a baby. but cramps are real and then I'm like is that what apparently cramps is what it feels like to give birth but times like a billion and I'm like I will throw up yeah like I believe that because it does feel like sometimes it's like a spasm yeah in your uterus but the childbirth obviously is multiplied by however many times right yeah yeah no that doesn't sound fun Anna Poplin Eaton says under boob sweat can you not yeah this girl replied and she goes I could be freezing in the tundra and still have underboob sweat. I don't get that because my boobs don't hang low enough to get any sweat under there.

So, like, I don't even know what underboob is. Mine just is non-existent. I just get swass. Oh, yeah, I get major swass. Major swaths. Kara Holtorf says armpit hair. Can you not grow a day after I shave? And somebody said more like six hours.

I get a five o'clock shadow. Armpits and legs, but I'm lasering. I have, like, the biggest leg pores. Like, I just shape. Like the best. biggest leg pores me too we do and it never looks like like I could shave and it'll still look like I need to because you can just see that used to be my vagina too but laser hair I know I need to be them is everything is everything uh okay um Marissa Segelgill gill lo blabella

boobs can you not be two different in sizes mine aren't for years yeah everybody has I swear everybody has one that's bigger my left's bigger i'm like we're both feeling our boobs right now yeah my left's bigger oh mine feel the exact same side but i swear on i don't think it's like one full side of your body but your feet your hands like one of everything is slightly bigger well i'm weirdly obsessive over symmetry and i feel like i would really know if my boobs were different sizes my one nipples different than the other guys just ask jason next time and it'll be like hey babe i'll be like which is your favorite boob and he'll pick the bigger one and then i'll remember this a year down the world.

You won't remember to book the plates, but that'll stick. Okay. Hey, Shadow, stop. Okay. Samantha Lipton Cunningham says,

can you not make pooping worse when we're on our periods? Like, like we don't even, like we don't already have enough to deal with this week. What do you mean? What does she mean? Pooping. Make pooping worse?

Oh, because the cramping? I do feel like I know what she means because sometimes, I'm either like backed up or it's like no control. Oh I have no kidding. When I'm on my period I have to like go. Yeah. So I feel like that's what she's talking about. But it's so true. Like give us a break. Give us a freaking break. Yeah. See this girl, Aaron Proctor says can you not all of a sudden start going nipple hair? Like what the fuck? I get you Aaron. I feel you. I still have an experience. I have like peach fuzz. Yeah. I mean that's normal. I've just had like one in the airport. Look at I guarantee these girls

know Jason is here, and so they're all just jumping off the boat in their bikinis and coming over to our thing, which people aren't supposed to be on. But it's so funny, people found out we were here and I've noticed girls coming towards the house. Except it's fine if they want to say hi to me. See, they just waved. And did you see that? He just waved up here. These two dudes, they're here for you. Oh, okay. Yeah. What was like, oh, yeah. So I was in the airport the other day. We're coming back from Seattle. We're like in bright light and Jason goes, oh, you do have chin hairs. Thanks, babe.

I was like, oh my God. Just what I wanted to. I felt so gross in that moment. Okay. Bianca May says, can you not make me have to fart when I'm around a boy? And then when I hold it in, my stomach makes internal fart noises. Or how about can you not quefe in yoga class? Oh, this happens.

I've done that. I've never, I've never queefed in my whole career. But my girlfriend just told me she was in a yoga class and that happened to her. I've never heard someone quefe in a yoga class either. Yeah, I don't think it was like a very, it was a long time ago, but it's happened. And I just pretended that nobody heard. Yeah, do to do. Who else is on your later?

Okay. I'm trying to pick good ones because there's so many repeats, which are so relatable. But yeah, everyone's talking about pooping on their period. This is funny. Okay. Courtney Clement says, can you not have hot flash? Have you experienced these yet? I mean, I hope I haven't like experienced the legit hop lashes because I'm still in my 20s, but

Can you not want sex when on your period? Wait, maybe that's just me. No, that's a thing. No, you get hornyer when you're on your period. Yeah, what is that about? Because your hormones are all over the place. It's like pregnant women get really horny to. See, this girl said, I love, I love period sex.

It's seriously the best sex. Oh my God. You get it, girl. Well, you know what? I've learned. not talk about this stuff on the podcast, because it will get headlines. And I don't need more period headlines. So, uh, okay. Oh, Rachel Graham. I see, I keep thinking this is all about periods, but it's about female bodies. Rachel says, can you not get a Charlie horse during

the most important moment during sex? I just cramp up. That sucks. Um, yeah, see, everybody's talking about the random chin hairs. It is so true that such a, I guess it must be a very, hormonal thing that we all go through. This girl says, can you not grow your pubs out lightning fast and then give me razor burn when I try and keep up? I try and keep up. Oh, gosh. Can you not?

Sarah Campbell says, can you not have acne at age 30? That's worse than when you were 13. That's when I've gotten acne the most is in my 30s. Okay. Son of a bitch. Brittany Lagarde says, boobs. Can you not be so large you require a wire to hold them up? I do not fear your pain on this one. I am a little jealous, actually. Can you, oh, Nema andrade. Can you not make it so hard to lose weight when men can just lose it by not drinking soda?

Girls do have it hard. Like, we do. Would you rather be a boy or a girl? I do love being a woman. Like, I do, I wouldn't change it. I just think we have it harder a hundred percent. Even if you just look at women, like, I don't have kids, but if women, when they are pregnant, like nine months, And then you have to like breastfeed them. You have to be like always available to them. The dad's screw. I know. But I would rather be a woman. Same. I feel like just even like certain like I love that we get to have the baby.

I will go through, you know, the nine months and everything. I just feel like that's such a beautiful gift. Oh. Would it cry. Truth or drink. Yeah. Okay. When are you and Jason going to get married?

Oh. Or have a baby. Get knocked up. Jason. Bailey wants to know when we're going to get married. and have babies. Truth or drink? Do you want to drink?

Yeah. Golden question. Yeah. So tell the truth or a drink. Tell me. Tell the truth or drink. It's a game. When are we getting married or drink?

I don't know yet. The next step is engaged. Yeah. When are we getting engaged? Okay. We're going traditional route. Okay. I like it.

Okay. So you have to drink. Why don't have to drink? He doesn't get the game. It's okay. Tell the truth or don't. Yeah. It's okay.

true that you don't know you don't know just kidding i just kidding i just kidding uh okay well we i think we've got them all i mean i'm not going to talk about 192 them because they're all repeats but they're all about chin hairs that's okay chin hairs pooping and boob sweat oh i get it that's this is another one this is one of my fears lillian dumis says can you not cause me to lose all my hair after pushing a baby out it's like your body goes through such trauma that you lose hair but also okay i'm not a doctor and i don't know and i've never had kids but when you're pregnant there's something about the hormones that you don't lose as much hair daily i've heard so then when you have a child after that your hormones it all comes out but but what about all the like

breakage and growing back hair that people get around their head yeah i don't know yeah oh yeah oh yeah you're not a doctor i'm surprised hey who are all these people on our little floaties of yeah the latest people have children these days like how does that the latest people have maybe people are having them later though i feel like because you can freeze your eggs or you can freeze embryos um for adoption but my eggs are frozen right and i but they say he's really thinking about the timeline now yeah he is i got i'm thinking well your body can technically carry a baby up until you're like in your 70s or 80s yeah until you go through menopause your uter oh so earlier than that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, like, if you didn't go through menopause, your body could carry a baby, yeah, yeah. But because your eggs age, so each year your eggs get older and older and fewer. So that's, I froze mine, but that's still no guarantee. But the latest you should, I mean, there starts being, you're at higher risk when you're a certain age and I don't know. You're, okay, that's a question for Whitney. toss them in the deep freeze in the garage they take eggs out of your body and freeze them and then if you can't get pregnant you can use them i think it's just being proactive in keeping them from because as you age your eggs die so you're just saving your egg count yeah i mean

there's probably a more technical yeah way of saying that please consult the doctor yeah that's funny Okay, well, I think that's all we got. Do you have anything else? What? Do we plan anything else? I have some more. I can give you some truth or drinks. Okay.

I have four more for you, but I have a feeling you might need to top that wine up there. Yes. Okay. I'm like excited. Okay. Okay. Okay. This one's not that bad.

Okay. Worst celebrity encounter and what happened? Um, I would say we're a celebrity encounter. Um, Nick Jonas. Ooh. Oh. spill the tea he but it's not really that bad he was still very sweet but he made us wait outside his dressing room for so long when so we were presenting him with an award at the billboard awards

me and Britt Britt and I whatever and so we were we were we wanted to get a picture with him after because they had said oh come take a picture you know I wasn't like please let me whatever yeah and so we go and stand outside his dressing room they're like yeah he'll be right out to take a picture with you girls. And we're waiting and we're waiting. And he made us wait out there for so long to the point where I was like, hey, can I go now? And he came out and it was like a cloud of weed smoke just followed him. I was going to ask. I was like, what do you think he was doing? He was definitely smoking the wean. And so, but that's not bad. I mean, I can't really think of a bad celebrity. But it's a waiting sucks. What?

Waiting sucks. Yeah, but it's kind of funny when I found out it was for him to just get high. You're like, okay. I'm trying to think, okay, wait, what other celebrity encounters have I had? I don't know. I haven't really had any bad ones. Everyone's been really kind. I want to ask this question before Jason comes back. Yeah, because he's laying down.

How much would someone have to pay you to have sex with Nick? I don't think there's an amount. Wait, I'm drinking. But it's funny because me and everyone. like friends now oh wow did I tell you this no yeah we're like friends I called him one day and I was like we just had like a nice conversation about like everything in the last few years and what really happened and that's good like I kind of apologized to him for a few things

and then and then we just kind of have chatted over texts or being like hey we should podcast personal growth I know and then at the wedding it was so fun because it was like not weird Jason and I had so much fun with him and a bunch of people at Jared and Ashley's wedding. We went back to Ben Higgins Airbnb and we all drank together and talked like about podcasting and stuff.

It was nice. So like I don't know, like 100 bucks. All right. Okay, last two. Who and your family drives you the most nuts? Who my family? Probably my mom because we're the most alike. Fair.

but we the nice thing is with family is you could just call them out yeah instead of like my mom she'll do my mom always feels like she has to um like I'm totally okay with silence in a room where my mom has to like acknowledge and she'll go and so she'll be doing the dishes and it'll be quiet and she'll go like do do do do do and I'm like mom there doesn't always have to be noise going on it and she has a song for everything like the other day I stub my toe and she goes you subbed your toe yeah you subbed your toe you subbed your toe and I was like mom there doesn't have to be a song for everything. Has she ever walked in on you having sex?

No. She'd be like, you're having sex, you're having sex, you're having sex, you get a girl. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I luckily have never had to deal with that. Thank God. I don't know. That's why all I pictured. I'm looking down at the dock and I'm realizing my stepdad isn't there and I'm

wondering, is he in the house listening to this? But that's okay because last time on your podcast, we were talking about periods and everything and. Yeah, and you heard me say that I once had two. tampons up my vagina so that was fun which happens to the best of us okay last one okay if you could only talk to jason or brie for the rest of your life who would it be i'm drinking that one i knew that one would get you i'm definitely drinking to the okay well there's no way i could never choose that's like asking about like jason and ramen too like yeah who would you save in a burning building

Jason and ramen. I'm like, ramen. Dr. Oh, God. Was that all I, is that all we had on our list? That was too much fun.

It was so much fun. You just chilled and drank and played games and hung out and it's been 45 minutes. It's amazing. Okay, well, thanks for, thanks for driving up from Vancouver. Oh, anytime.

Well, I mean, it is the Okinaw in August. So, isn't it the best? Wine. Look at this dog. You're all right. We should. We should probably just continue our white wine and go out on the dock and have some drinks. I'm down for that.

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